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Yes, Chef!
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00:00:16Chef Fabian Laurent. I haven't seen him since I was a teenager.
00:00:23What the fuck were you doing loitering me at my restaurant?
00:00:26I'm April Goodspeed, Chef. Your sister sent me here for an interview today.
00:00:32What? You're April?
00:00:35Yes, Chef.
00:00:42Give me your hand.
00:00:47Is this really the same little girl from my sister's bakery?
00:00:51Domov.
00:00:58You look different.
00:01:01Yeah, so do you.
00:01:06Why are you looking at me like that?
00:01:11Ow! God, what the hell?
00:01:19You think that hurts? How do you expect to work in a kitchen?
00:01:23I can handle the pain, Chef.
00:01:25Yeah, I saw. Anyway, you're wasting your time. You would never last here.
00:01:31No.
00:01:31No. No, I know how to cook, Chef. Here. Look at my resume.
00:01:45So you work at a few places with stars. So what, Kit?
00:01:49Just, just give me a chance.
00:01:51Okay, that's all I'm asking. I'll do anything.
00:01:54I don't know what my sister told you, but this place will break you.
00:01:57And I don't have time to clean up the fucking pieces.
00:01:59Just one chance, Chef. That's all I'm asking.
00:02:06Get your shit and go, Kit.
00:02:07Stop calling me that. I'm not a fucking kid anymore.
00:02:12You know your sister told me that you turned into a fucking asshole, but I didn't want to believe it.
00:02:188am tomorrow.
00:02:20You got one chance, Kit.
00:02:32Hi, are my results in?
00:02:35Yes, Miss Godspeed.
00:02:36I'm so sorry, but you'll need to come in so we can discuss options.
00:02:48As most of you know, the rules in my kitchen are simple.
00:02:51Everyone gets three strikes.
00:02:53On your third, you're out on your fucking ass.
00:02:55Heard.
00:02:56Yes, Chef.
00:02:56Yes, Chef.
00:02:58Heard.
00:02:58Yes, Chef.
00:02:59I expect total perfection.
00:03:01No excuses.
00:03:02This is the only thing I care about.
00:03:04If you fuck up my world, you are gone.
00:03:06Heard.
00:03:06Yes, Chef.
00:03:07At the end of the month, I will be choosing a new sous chef.
00:03:10I only hire the best.
00:03:11I will choose the best.
00:03:15Heard.
00:03:15Yes, Chef.
00:03:16Take a shot.
00:03:17Get to work.
00:03:18Let's fucking go.
00:03:25The cancer's come back.
00:03:29The good news is we caught it early this time, and there's still hope for you, of course.
00:03:34What can I do?
00:03:36There's a new pill.
00:03:40It's experimental.
00:03:42Very expensive.
00:03:45But it's your only option at the moment.
00:03:50How expensive.
00:03:52Hey!
00:03:56Are you fucking listening to me, kid?
00:03:58Yes, Chef.
00:03:59Do not think I will treat you different because you know my fucking sister.
00:04:04No one gets special treatment here.
00:04:06No one.
00:04:07You prove yourself every inch of the fucking way.
00:04:10Heard?
00:04:12Yes, Chef.
00:04:14Chef.
00:04:17Fucking what do you want?
00:04:20Who's this?
00:04:23Our nostalgia.
00:04:27Hmm.
00:04:29A little pretty for a cook, no?
00:04:33I bet you don't last your two days.
00:04:36Please.
00:04:45Oh, my God!
00:04:47You're going to get very familiar with this kid.
00:04:56Who's the new bitch?
00:04:57I have no idea.
00:04:59But she's gotta go.
00:05:07The sauce is ready.
00:05:31Maybe.
00:05:32Maybe he's not as bad as I thought.
00:05:33Clean up your fucking mess.
00:05:35So.
00:05:42That's strike one.
00:05:44Come with me.
00:05:53I can't wear that in my kitchen.
00:05:54Take it off.
00:06:06Holy shit.
00:06:08Yes, please.
00:06:16Why are you looking at me like that?
00:06:21I just didn't realize.
00:06:24Never mind.
00:06:27Canar Coco Rose.
00:06:28My first award-winning dish.
00:06:29I thought a bit of my mother's funeral.
00:06:31It was her favorite flower.
00:06:32We are all pirates.
00:06:34Where I'm fucking from.
00:06:35What I do and what I've done.
00:06:37How I live.
00:06:39Everything that you fucking see around you is who I am.
00:06:45Do not fuck with my world.
00:07:12Close the fucking door, kid.
00:07:13We don't need a shelf.
00:07:40Come down.
00:07:42Come down.
00:07:56Chef, I deserve a chance.
00:07:58You're the potato girl now.
00:08:00I am better than peeling fucking potatoes, and you know that.
00:08:11Is that right?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:14That's right.
00:08:15We'll see.
00:08:16You have five minutes to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:08:35I need your station, chef.
00:08:39I need your station, chef.
00:08:42Behind.
00:08:43We'll be fine.
00:08:44Goodbye.
00:09:1710 seconds, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:09:33Oh!
00:09:42What the fuck is this?
00:09:43Are those potato chips?
00:09:58How is it?
00:10:03This is not an omelet.
00:10:06It doesn't fucking matter how it tastes.
00:10:09You know it's good.
00:10:10You just don't want to admit it.
00:10:11I wouldn't feed it to a dog.
00:10:15God, you really are just an asshole, aren't you?
00:10:18The only reason you are fucking here is because you know my sister.
00:10:22You are a shit crook.
00:10:29Oh my god.
00:10:30Chef, I...
00:10:31Strikes you.
00:10:32Get the fuck out of my...
00:10:32I am so sorry, Chef.
00:10:34Get it out.
00:11:01Get it out.
00:11:13what are you doing here you said you were leaving is that how you talk to your fiance this is
00:11:20my
00:11:20apartment I'm not going nowhere you are a cheating lying druggy piece of shit you said I could stay
00:11:31the rest of the month well you can't with me babe
00:11:50where the fuck are you going I am not staying here with you
00:12:01you cut the stupid chef shit April hey hey hey you shouldn't be working anyway you're not well
00:12:11come on baby when are we gonna get married huh it's the only way to get your inheritance
00:12:24money is for my future children I couldn't get it even if I wanted to
00:12:34we can fake the pregnancy it'll be easy
00:12:45April don't be stupid you're sick remember
00:12:53who the fuck is gonna want you I will never marry you
00:13:09you
00:13:17you
00:13:18you
00:13:18you
00:13:19you
00:13:50Just fire her, Fabian, before it's too late.
00:13:57I'm up. I'm up.
00:13:59Do you have any idea how many health code violations you just broke?
00:14:02I'm sorry, Chef. I just...
00:14:06I don't have a place to stay right now.
00:14:09Look, I don't give a flying fuck about your pers...
00:14:22What the fuck is this?
00:14:27It's nothing, Chef.
00:14:29My ex, he...
00:14:34It's nothing.
00:14:36He hit her?
00:14:37That bastard hit her.
00:14:41Where does he live?
00:14:43No. No, Chef. I don't need your help.
00:14:45Don't worry. I'll find out.
00:14:47No, stop. I can handle myself.
00:14:49I don't sell. I don't need to...
00:14:51Help.
00:14:53April? April, what's going on?
00:14:54Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:55Hey.
00:15:07What happened to her?
00:15:08She's quite sick, Mr. Larratt.
00:15:10It's a rare cancer that's been recurring in her.
00:15:13We prescribed her medication, but she said she couldn't afford it.
00:15:17She has cancer.
00:15:19Why wouldn't she tell me?
00:15:21You'll excuse me. I'll be right back.
00:15:41It's not as bad as it looks.
00:15:43You've fainted in my kitchen.
00:15:46I think it's pretty bad.
00:15:54Lay back down.
00:15:59Why didn't you tell me?
00:16:04Because it's none of your business.
00:16:07I don't need anyone's help.
00:16:10Well, too fucking bad.
00:16:12I paid your bills.
00:16:13You're going to take that medication, and you're going to get better.
00:16:16I told you I don't need your money.
00:16:19I'm not some charity case.
00:16:21I'm not fucking giving it to you.
00:16:23I'm lending it.
00:16:24You are going to pay me back every fucking cent in blood and sweat.
00:16:30What?
00:16:32Tonight's your first night, kid.
00:16:35Buckle up.
00:16:39You really think you can survive in my kitchen?
00:16:42Just wait and see, Shep.
00:16:48Jean-Luc, you have two pork chops, five filet all day, two medium, two medium rare, one black and blue.
00:16:54Pittsburgh, I want to smell that fucking char.
00:16:56Heard.
00:16:56Yes, Shep.
00:16:57Pan.
00:17:01Ronnie, I got five de moose moose all day.
00:17:03Heard.
00:17:05Heard.
00:17:05Yes, Shep.
00:17:06April, you have three scallops, two octopus, four mushroom, and a halibut.
00:17:11I don't think you're going to fucking make it, kid.
00:17:12Stop fucking calling me kid.
00:17:15I've been aiming to meet.
00:17:22Hey, get it off the fire.
00:17:26Get the fuck off my line.
00:17:27Out of my kitchen.
00:17:28Now, go.
00:17:31She's going to cry.
00:17:33Oh, why do you think she's going to fucking cry?
00:17:37Stick to baking, whore.
00:17:52Is this in the right place for someone in your condition?
00:17:54I told you not to ever talk about them again.
00:17:59You said no special treatment, remember?
00:18:08Why do you want to work here?
00:18:10Why do you want to work here?
00:18:13Because you're the best chef in the world.
00:18:17You're just an asshole.
00:18:20Watch it, kid.
00:18:24You call me kid.
00:18:27But I see the way that you look at me.
00:18:33I don't look at you anyway.
00:18:37Sure you do.
00:18:40You look at me like I could be your last meal.
00:18:50You can never handle me again.
00:18:53So get it out of your head.
00:18:55I know you want me.
00:18:57So just do it.
00:19:09What is this?
00:19:10You can't learn to cook if you're living in your car now, can you?
00:19:15What?
00:19:17No.
00:19:18No, I'm not living with you.
00:19:20My place is close.
00:19:21You'll stay with me.
00:19:22You're not going back to your fucking ex.
00:19:26Chef.
00:19:27Chef.
00:19:27Chef.
00:19:28Chef.
00:19:28Chef.
00:19:29Am I interrupting something?
00:19:33There's a VIP who wants to meet with you.
00:19:35Tell him to wait.
00:19:38Tell him I'm with my new protege.
00:19:45Protege?
00:19:47Me?
00:19:52Fine.
00:19:55Fine.
00:19:56I'll stay with you.
00:19:58But only until I find my own place.
00:20:02Then I'm leaving.
00:20:05Got it?
00:20:13I think I'll survive, kid.
00:20:30God.
00:20:32I hope he's not home.
00:20:34I hope he's not home.
00:20:34I hope he's not home.
00:20:52I hope he's not home.
00:21:04I hope he has my own place.
00:21:08Good morning, I'm just checking out your sink.
00:21:16It's a good one, sink-wise.
00:21:20What are you doing?
00:21:25If you're going to be living here, you're going to obey my rules.
00:21:35One, you will come right back here after work.
00:21:39What?
00:21:43Two, you will do exactly as I say.
00:21:47You can't.
00:21:49And three, you will stay far away from that dumb fucking boyfriend.
00:21:56He's trouble.
00:21:58You don't own me.
00:21:59When you're not working, you will be practicing.
00:22:02This kitchen has everything you need.
00:22:04No excuses.
00:22:06Practice until you are perfect.
00:22:11And what if I don't want to be perfect?
00:22:14What if I don't want to live by your rules?
00:22:18You can go back to living in your fucking core.
00:22:27Get a move on.
00:22:28You're gonna be late.
00:22:32Stop acting like you don't want me.
00:22:41You have no idea what you're doing.
00:22:53You're fucking on fire, kid.
00:22:55You have no idea what you're doing.
00:23:10Get to work.
00:23:30How is she still here?
00:23:33I have no idea.
00:23:35It's been five goddamn years.
00:23:38I've paid my dues.
00:23:39It's my time to move a sous chef, not this bitch.
00:23:43I think it's time to get rid of her.
00:23:47That's what I was thinking.
00:23:51I think I have an idea.
00:23:54You should.
00:23:59Ignoring me is better than throwing me into a pot of sauce, I guess.
00:24:06Oh, shit.
00:24:08Here it comes.
00:24:10Hey, new meat.
00:24:12You on trash duty today?
00:24:15Think you can handle it?
00:24:19Okay.
00:24:20That wasn't so bad.
00:24:42Hey.
00:24:52Fuck my life.
00:24:59How'd you like that, huh?
00:25:07Yeah, right on target, huh?
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:23Oh, my God.
00:25:25Oh, my God.
00:25:28Oh, my God.
00:25:28Oh, baby, huh?
00:25:29Hey, just save yourself the time and quit already.
00:25:32You'll never have what it takes to work here.
00:25:34Oh, my God.
00:25:36I ordered wild cup.
00:25:37Maybe call your mama, huh?
00:25:40Oh, my God.
00:25:41April.
00:25:41Janet, you better cry.
00:25:43Oh, my God.
00:25:45April.
00:25:50Shut the fuck up, you guys.
00:25:51Are you still on my fucking clock?
00:25:53Get inside and get to work.
00:25:55One fuck up tonight and you're on dishpint duty for the rest of the fucking year.
00:25:59It's you too, Jean-Luc.
00:26:00Get the fuck out of here.
00:26:02What, Ronnie?
00:26:02What?
00:26:05Fucking serious?
00:26:12You don't know the fucking difference, then why do I fucking order from you?
00:26:16God!
00:26:17Fuck!
00:26:31I'll just shower quick before Jeff gets home and I'll leave.
00:26:35Go!
00:26:44I'll leave.
00:26:44Oh, my God.
00:26:47I'll leave.
00:26:48The dork, man.
00:26:48And..
00:26:53I'll leave.
00:26:53Oh, my God.
00:26:56You're done.
00:26:57Your man.
00:26:57You're out.
00:26:58What?
00:26:58Oh, my God.
00:26:58Oh, my God.
00:26:59Oh, my God.
00:27:04April it's me call me back now where the hell are you
00:27:14I knew you'd be back
00:27:23where do you have a gun Jeff
00:27:28you need that money April
00:27:33like real bad I told you I can't get it
00:27:38without a child well maybe we should make
00:27:42one right now
00:27:54are you okay
00:28:00what are you gonna do with that Gramps
00:28:10April are you seriously fucking this old guy
00:28:13get the fuck out
00:28:26watch your back Gramps
00:28:30be seeing you kid
00:28:41what the fuck were you thinking
00:28:43I just wanted to shower
00:28:46I told you to stay away from him
00:28:48he could have killed you
00:28:49or worse
00:28:50why are you here
00:28:52don't you get it I'm trying to protect you
00:28:58I'm just a kid
00:28:59that's just an excuse
00:29:02cause you're scared
00:29:04you don't know me
00:29:07and you have no idea what I would do to you
00:29:10and you don't know me
00:29:14I'm not a kid anymore
00:29:18prove it
00:29:36so when is that it
00:29:38you wanna fuck me
00:29:40yes Jeff
00:29:41I want you to do whatever you want to me
00:30:04from now on
00:30:06you do exactly as I say
00:30:09as far as you're concerned
00:30:11you belong to me
00:30:16got it
00:30:19yes chef
00:30:24good
00:30:26get your shit
00:30:29you're never coming back to this fucking place
00:30:47so he just showed up
00:30:49and started beating the crap out of Jeff
00:30:50he just showed up at your place
00:30:53yeah
00:30:53he's crazy
00:30:54he doesn't care
00:30:56he thinks that he's
00:30:57protecting me or something
00:30:59I mean he's a great chef
00:31:01but he's also
00:31:05he's also what
00:31:08just be careful
00:31:09I've heard some things about his past
00:31:15I don't know
00:31:16I just
00:31:18I want him to respect me as a cook
00:31:21not to see me as a child
00:31:23you know
00:31:24April he's been hard on everyone
00:31:26I should see my first week here
00:31:31I need to find a way
00:31:32to show him that I'm grown up now
00:31:35what you're gonna do
00:31:40I don't know how much longer
00:31:41I have on this planet
00:31:44might as well follow my heart
00:32:07you're early
00:32:08I want you to teach me
00:32:13now
00:32:21now
00:32:21now
00:32:23you ever make pasta
00:32:25yes
00:32:28well now you're gonna learn how to do it the right way
00:32:46love you
00:32:52am I doing good Jeff
00:33:04what are you doing
00:33:07what
00:33:08do you want to learn or do you want to play
00:33:10why can't we make time for both
00:33:27we got delivery here
00:33:36hey Dan
00:33:39Jeff
00:33:40what are you doing here
00:33:42you know what I'm doing here
00:33:43I told you I don't have the money
00:33:46well I'm gonna need you to get it
00:33:50can't wait any longer
00:33:54what are you gonna do with that huh
00:33:58Jeff
00:33:59you need to leave
00:34:00now
00:34:01what
00:34:07you need to be a little cunt
00:34:08I want that fucking wine
00:34:10and I'm wearing my fucking hands
00:34:11my fucking Friday
00:34:12I will come back here
00:34:14and I will not be this fucking nice
00:34:16got it
00:34:20I'm just a smell
00:34:26we're gonna make it baby
00:34:28you just gotta trust me
00:34:43next time it goes in your fucking head
00:35:02what the fuck
00:35:03I was trying to protect you
00:35:04I don't need you to fight my battles
00:35:06for me
00:35:07I'm an adult
00:35:07you are a fucking child
00:35:14why can't you see I'm just trying to help you
00:35:16you want to go of me
00:35:22what
00:35:23why
00:35:27he still thinks I'm a child
00:35:37eat your heart out chef
00:36:03what is it
00:36:07would you
00:36:08would you maybe want to watch a movie with me
00:36:12can't
00:36:12meeting someone
00:36:15he has a date
00:36:16oh
00:36:18with whom
00:36:20how
00:36:20is that any
00:36:22of your business
00:36:29ow
00:36:30ow
00:36:36I wish you could stay here with me
00:36:42what movie
00:36:56what are you doing
00:36:59what are you doing
00:36:59I'm just getting comfortable
00:37:03do you get the hint now
00:37:07April
00:37:09what
00:37:12I thought we were watching a movie
00:37:15we are
00:37:21do you think I don't know what you're doing
00:37:23what do you mean
00:37:31what do you think's gonna happen
00:37:35I think
00:37:36if you were a real man
00:37:39you'd fuck me right here
00:37:42right now
00:37:52is that what you want
00:37:54yes chef
00:37:58you mean I think
00:37:59I think it's a 20-year-old
00:38:00I'm telling you
00:38:02I want it
00:38:22yeah
00:38:35where are you
00:38:36I'm here
00:38:38I can't make it tonight
00:38:40you're with her aren't you
00:38:43fuck I don't have time for this
00:38:45just say it
00:38:49I'm with her
00:38:51you said we were gonna talk tonight
00:38:59listen
00:39:00we're business partners Lola
00:39:02that's all we're ever gonna be
00:39:03from now on
00:39:04don't call me at home
00:39:20you just made the worst decision
00:39:22of your life
00:39:23chef
00:39:25wait until you see
00:39:27what I'm gonna do to you
00:39:29and that little bitch of yours
00:39:53what are you doing
00:39:54I had a bad dream
00:39:58can I stay with you
00:40:01fine
00:40:04but
00:40:06just for tonight
00:40:08just for tonight
00:40:18someone
00:40:20who
00:40:21you
00:40:21you
00:40:21I
00:40:21I
00:40:24I
00:40:28I
00:40:31I
00:40:32I
00:40:43What are you doing?
00:40:45Did we have sex?
00:40:53No.
00:40:55You would know if we had sex.
00:40:57Well, he isn't wrong.
00:41:05I wasn't done.
00:41:14Enough, kid.
00:41:17It's like this every morning.
00:41:20You're not special.
00:41:22Fine.
00:41:24Whatever.
00:41:30Where are you going?
00:41:33To make you breakfast.
00:42:13Can I help you?
00:42:17Oh, um, I was just, I...
00:42:26Why aren't you wearing pants?
00:42:30You don't like it?
00:42:35What do you want right now?
00:42:42I want to do very, very bad things to you.
00:42:48No.
00:43:00No.
00:43:01Well, that was a mistake.
00:43:08It can't happen again.
00:43:21Tell me about it.
00:43:22Oh, my God.
00:43:22Mm-hmm.
00:43:24Okay.
00:43:25So, I went to his room, and I was all like, I had a nightmare.
00:43:33And he let me crawl into bed with him.
00:43:38And, um...
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:41You almost fucked Fabian Laurent?
00:43:48He's old enough to be your father.
00:43:51Well...
00:43:52Well, what?
00:43:52Are you crazy?
00:43:54I touched his penis.
00:43:56What?
00:44:01Go on.
00:44:04It's huge.
00:44:05It's huge.
00:44:09How huge?
00:44:11Like, huge!
00:44:13My girl, I would be in trouble big.
00:44:17God, I can't stop thinking about it.
00:44:20Are you starting to have feelings for him?
00:44:26I don't know.
00:44:30Maybe...
00:44:31Does he know?
00:44:44I don't know.
00:44:45Come on, I hit three.
00:44:47Hey, Jeff.
00:44:49Not now.
00:44:52John Goldman just made a reservation for tonight.
00:44:55What?
00:44:57You know, just the most food-followed critic in the world.
00:45:01And you just tell me about this fucking now.
00:45:03I just found out myself.
00:45:09Do you think you can handle it, Jeff?
00:45:11Fuck off, of course I can handle it.
00:45:13He's an asshole.
00:45:15Well, feed the asshole, and he will fucking leave.
00:45:19Who the fuck puts this back?
00:45:21Drink it, you fucking pussy!
00:45:23His review could make or break us, so don't fuck it up.
00:45:27I'm fucking aware of that, Boa.
00:45:29Cut the bullshit.
00:45:35Seven.
00:45:38Seven.
00:45:40Eight.
00:45:42What happened to us?
00:45:45Hm?
00:45:50There is no us.
00:46:06Don't fuck me.
00:46:09Never do that again.
00:46:17Oh, don't fight it, Jeff.
00:46:19You're gonna be mine again.
00:46:22Promise you that.
00:46:27Tonight, we must be perfect.
00:46:29No mistakes.
00:46:31This critic is ruthless.
00:46:32He is an attention-hungry little cocksucker,
00:46:34and we must fucking please him.
00:46:36Rachel, call all your pretty friends,
00:46:38surround Goldman with him,
00:46:39get him drinking.
00:46:40Bill's on me.
00:46:40Yes, Jeff.
00:46:42April,
00:46:44you're on saute tonight.
00:46:47Chef, but that's my station.
00:46:50Not tonight.
00:46:53Chef, but-
00:46:54Shut the fuck up, Ronnie.
00:46:59Stations, let's go!
00:47:01Yes, Chef!
00:47:05I don't know who the fuck you think you are,
00:47:08but this chef job is mine.
00:47:11Stay the fuck out of my way, Numi.
00:47:32Thank you, Chef.
00:47:33Thank you, Chef.
00:47:34Thank you, Chef.
00:47:38Good evening, Mr. Goldman.
00:47:40Thank you for coming back to us.
00:47:42Hello, Lola.
00:47:43Hey.
00:47:44Please.
00:47:44Let me look after you, Coe.
00:47:47Of course.
00:47:49I see you've purchased some better wines.
00:47:53Absolutely, sir.
00:47:54May I offer you the best seat in the house for you,
00:47:57as per usual?
00:48:02May I interest you in some stiller sparkling water?
00:48:06Look, I've got two hours to get to the feet.
00:48:08Can we get on with it, please?
00:48:09Absolutely, sir.
00:48:10The chef has something very special waiting for you tonight.
00:48:14He's working?
00:48:15He's not drunk for a change?
00:48:16No, sir.
00:48:17He is here and ready to make you very happy.
00:48:22You're still here?
00:48:24Not anymore, sir.
00:48:30He's here.
00:48:31Okay.
00:48:32He's here.
00:48:33The motherfucker's here.
00:48:34Let's fucking go!
00:48:36Jean-Luc, where's my fucking Naj?
00:48:38One sec.
00:48:40Behind.
00:48:42Behind.
00:48:44Ronnie, how's that fucking soup?
00:48:46Yes, chef.
00:48:54Tense!
00:48:56Endive salad, sir.
00:48:58Half an hour for a salad.
00:49:00Hope you enjoy it, sir.
00:49:02No dressing.
00:49:04No seasoning.
00:49:07The land is always the best.
00:49:12You happy with this?
00:49:13If you're happy, sir, I'm happy.
00:49:15I wouldn't be.
00:49:18Chef, where's my tuna tartare?
00:49:20Got it, chef.
00:49:33You gonna watch me eat?
00:49:35Absolutely not, sir.
00:49:52Our best in the house, sir.
00:49:54You're not the cheap slop the chef drinks out.
00:49:57Opus, sir.
00:49:59Trying to get me drunk on you again, Lola?
00:50:01Oh, you know me, sir.
00:50:03No, no, you...
00:50:04Please more.
00:50:06Oh, absolutely.
00:50:13Enjoy, sir.
00:50:22April, can you give me a hand?
00:50:24I'm in the weeds.
00:50:25Uh, yeah.
00:50:26Yeah, of course.
00:50:27I'm in.
00:50:42April, how's my risotto?
00:50:44Coming, chef.
00:50:47What's he say?
00:50:50Hey, risotto, let's go!
00:50:52Coming, come in, chef.
00:51:01Did you taste it?
00:51:03Of course, chef.
00:51:11Great job, kid.
00:51:12Hands.
00:51:17Back to your station.
00:51:19Yes, chef.
00:51:21And last but not least,
00:51:24mushroom risotto with white truffles.
00:51:28Two years, the same three dishes.
00:51:32Chef, I must be a bit bored.
00:51:33Um?
00:51:36Hello.
00:51:42Oh, man.
00:51:43Oh, man.
00:51:52I love my with green, LAUGHTER
00:52:09Sir?
00:52:16You're a fucking asshole. What's wrong with it?
00:52:22You try it.
00:52:49I'm in Europe.
00:52:50Well, yeah.
00:52:53Enough to kill a fucking elephant.
00:52:55What the hell's going on in the kitchen back there, chef?
00:53:05Mr. Boldmidge.
00:53:08John, please give us another chance.
00:53:12Any night you'd like, maybe?
00:53:15This used to be the best restaurant in the world.
00:53:18I think we all know those days are long gone.
00:53:23Yes, chef?
00:53:24Yes.
00:53:46No!
00:53:47No!
00:53:48No!
00:53:49No!
00:54:01Get rid of her Fabian, she's a distraction and you're only gonna break her heart.
00:54:12Strike three kid, you're fired, get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:54:42Everyone fucking out, now.
00:54:49No, not you.
00:54:54What?
00:54:59What the hell, Chef? There are still guests out there.
00:55:09Or how about you? Did you fuck with my risotto? Are you trying to ruin me?
00:55:15What are you talking about? Did you fuck with it?
00:55:25It's just fucking crazy.
00:55:35Someone fucked with my food. I wanna know who.
00:55:39What?
00:55:39Come on.
00:56:04That is not mine, I swear. I swear.
00:56:08How do I know that?
00:56:12I don't know.
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:25Hey.
00:56:26Hey.
00:56:28Hey sis. How's that dumb fucking boyfriend?
00:56:33Shut up.
00:56:34I came to see how's April doing. She's incredible, right?
00:56:40Well, I fired her tonight, so.
00:56:44Wait, what?
00:56:44She fucked up.
00:56:47She fucked up.
00:56:47No special treatment in my kitchen. She fucking knows that.
00:56:50You fucking know that.
00:56:51Fabian, you can't fire her.
00:56:53Okay, Mom.
00:56:55Okay, Mom. Why not?
00:56:56Apart from being an excellent chef, she needs this right now.
00:56:59And you, of all people, know it.
00:57:03She's right.
00:57:05You know you can't let her go.
00:57:22What are you doing?
00:57:24What does it look like?
00:57:30Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:57:52How would I ever go?
00:57:54I don't know what I'm doing.
00:57:56I don't know.
00:57:57I was down.
00:58:01Oh.
00:58:03I'm down.
00:58:07I'm down.
00:58:14Oh.
00:58:16Yeah, I'm down.
00:58:20I'm down.
00:58:22Oh, yeah.
00:58:27Wait, wait, why did you stop?
00:58:29No, no, no, no.
00:58:31I need a new menu.
00:58:34You ain't helped me make it.
00:58:39What the fuck?
00:59:06That is so good.
00:59:08I know.
00:59:12Oh God.
00:59:21What is this?
00:59:24Not everything has to be perfect.
00:59:27Taste it.
00:59:54I'll be back before service.
00:59:55Okay.
01:00:13That's yummy.
01:00:16What are you doing here?
01:00:18I'm just trying to work.
01:00:19Oh, aren't you an entitled little bitch?
01:00:22Just let me work.
01:00:23You really think you have a shot with him, don't you?
01:00:28I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:00:29I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:00:57But, um, you did go down on me last night.
01:01:02So, you...
01:01:06Stop!
01:01:11Stop!
01:01:12Stop!
01:01:16Stop!
01:01:17Stop!
01:01:17Stop!
01:01:19Stop!
01:01:19Stop!
01:01:20Stop!
01:01:22Stop!
01:01:23Stop!
01:01:29What's going on me?
01:01:36What is wrong with you?
01:01:36I think that's what you sell to me.
01:02:12Hey, have you seen April?
01:02:15Oh, she's probably just cooling down after last night.
01:02:18Yeah.
01:02:59Hey, have you seen April?
01:03:20Hi.
01:03:23Hi.
01:03:25Am I naked?
01:03:29Yes.
01:03:31Are you naked?
01:03:36Yes.
01:03:40Okay.
01:03:44Um, why?
01:03:48You were freezing to death.
01:03:50It was the only way to warm you up.
01:03:55Right.
01:04:02Where are you going?
01:04:04Don't worry about this.
01:04:21What the fuck, Loba?
01:04:22What?
01:04:23You could have killed her.
01:04:24Oh, calm down.
01:04:25It was a joke.
01:04:26I was going to let her out.
01:04:28This is your last warning.
01:04:29Stay the fuck away from her.
01:04:32I would be less stressed about your new piece of ass and more about the review tonight.
01:04:37Yeah.
01:04:38I convinced Goldman to come back tonight.
01:04:42So, you better don't fuck this up.
01:04:44This is my restaurant, too.
01:04:47Oh, and not to stress you out.
01:04:49Chef.
01:04:50But we're fully booked for tonight.
01:05:00Don't fucking touch it.
01:05:04April.
01:05:05You're my sous chef tonight.
01:05:07Let's see what you got, kid.
01:05:28Thank you for coming back, John.
01:05:30This is that last chance you begged me for.
01:05:38Mr. Goal.
01:05:40Mr. Goal.
01:05:41Let's get on with it.
01:05:46House finest coming right up.
01:05:51Marcel, I need that escargot.
01:05:5230 seconds to go.
01:05:53It better be fucking perfect.
01:05:54Yes, chef.
01:05:59Hands.
01:05:59Take it.
01:06:00Go fast.
01:06:20I don't think that's in the fucking recipe.
01:06:22Chef, it's not what it looks like.
01:06:24You know what?
01:06:25Fuck you, chef.
01:06:27We've been busting your asses here for years,
01:06:29and you decided to promote her because she has a fat ass and a pair of perky tits.
01:06:33What the fuck, Ronnie?
01:06:35You two?
01:06:35You two?
01:06:39I think it's time to go, guys.
01:06:47Taurus!
01:06:48Yeah, good luck, chef.
01:06:51Shut up, but...
01:06:57What the fuck, you guys?
01:06:59We're in the middle of service!
01:07:06Chef, we just had a tent talk, and the grandma has a shellfish holiday.
01:07:14What's wrong?
01:07:19Where the fuck is your staff, chef?
01:07:23Chef, what are we gonna do?
01:07:29Oh.
01:07:32Okay.
01:07:34All right.
01:07:35Um...
01:07:36Yeah, we...
01:07:36We...
01:07:36We can do this, chef.
01:07:38We can...
01:07:39Do this.
01:07:46Rachel.
01:07:49You're the GM tonight.
01:07:51Lose the server pad.
01:07:53Go, go, go, go!
01:07:57Wake up.
01:08:01Chef?
01:08:04You're on the line.
01:08:05I got this.
01:08:07Don't look at me, bitch.
01:08:10You're on the line.
01:08:12Okay.
01:08:13Fuck.
01:08:15Here we go.
01:08:16Walking in, 12 fillets all day.
01:08:18Oxtail.
01:08:19Five quail.
01:08:20Five duck.
01:08:20Two risotto.
01:08:21Nine fucking spinach.
01:08:23April.
01:08:24Three flatbreads all day.
01:08:26Five end-time salad.
01:08:27Nine escargot.
01:08:28What's up?
01:08:29Let's go!
01:08:31Hello, fresh meat.
01:08:33Where have they been hiding you all these years?
01:08:37How's it going, Mr. Gorman?
01:08:38Better that you're here now.
01:08:42We're happy to have you back.
01:08:44You can leave the bottle.
01:08:46If you wish.
01:08:55Okay.
01:09:00We're really gonna fucking make it.
01:09:03Yes.
01:09:03I can't believe it.
01:09:05Okay.
01:09:06Let's dig in.
01:09:07Almost there.
01:09:09Heard chef.
01:09:11Hands! I need hands!
01:09:45Thanks.
01:09:54Wait.
01:09:56Where the fuck are the tarts?
01:09:58They should be in that fridge.
01:10:11Just one left.
01:10:45We can make another.
01:10:47They take five hours this time.
01:10:57And we can make another.
01:11:00And we can make another.
01:11:15And we can make another.
01:11:19Chef.
01:11:22Look.
01:11:44I'll take it myself.
01:11:56And the one who talks?
01:12:37And no gas, no smoke, no mirrors.
01:12:43That was the best goddamn meal I've ever had.
01:12:46And I'm going to tell everyone that Fabian Laurent is still the best fucking chef in the world.
01:12:58Congratulations, chef. Good job.
01:13:17I hope she makes you happy, chef.
01:13:56Oh, my God.
01:13:59I don't wanna be like a
01:14:01When you take a chance
01:14:03I'm the only way I'm home
01:14:05This is not the beginning
01:14:07I'm going in the article
01:14:09Tell me what you said
01:14:11Tell me what you're gonna do
01:14:12I can't believe it
01:14:15I can't believe it
01:14:17I can't believe it
01:14:19I can't believe it
01:14:20I can't believe it
01:14:22I can't believe it
01:14:23I can't believe it
01:14:29I can't believe it
01:14:36That's gonna hurt tomorrow
01:15:00You're amazing.
01:15:05You know, I was thinking...
01:15:11What?
01:15:16What if we had a day off?
01:15:20Okay, hear me out.
01:15:23Hey.
01:15:25Hear me out.
01:15:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:15:30Hey, girl.
01:15:36Doctor.
01:15:38What happened with her?
01:15:39Everything looks good.
01:15:40Actually perfect, in fact.
01:15:42The medication's working.
01:15:44I think you're gonna be just fine.
01:15:47But then why did she faint?
01:15:50Classic case of exhaustion, in my opinion.
01:15:52Did you have any strenuous activity today?
01:15:56Workout?
01:15:57Anything like that?
01:16:02Okay, I think my work's done here.
01:16:06Gross.
01:16:08Gross.
01:16:19I have to tell you something.
01:16:23Seven years ago, I...
01:16:29I killed a man.
01:16:32It was an accident, but it happened.
01:16:35I was trying to hurt someone close to me.
01:16:39And I just reacted.
01:16:40I spent two years upstate for manslaughter.
01:16:44For Lola?
01:16:47She wishes.
01:16:51It was for my sister.
01:16:54Her ex came after her.
01:16:56I had to make a choice.
01:17:00I know.
01:17:03It's a lot for anyone to handle.
01:17:07I know.
01:17:08She...
01:17:08She has.
01:17:11Yeah.
01:17:13That is the most romantic thing I have ever heard.
01:17:31You're a hot guy.
01:17:33To find you.
01:17:38I was gonna call you.
01:17:45You were?
01:17:52I...
01:17:53I...
01:17:54I just need...
01:17:54A few more days.
01:17:56I...
01:17:56I...
01:17:57I just need...
01:17:57I'll...
01:17:57I'll get you now.
01:18:02Julian!
01:18:08You had...
01:18:09No, please, please, please.
01:18:10I'll get it.
01:18:11I'll get it.
01:18:11I'll get it.
01:18:12You have...
01:18:13One day...
01:18:1524 hours.
01:18:17Get me!
01:18:17My money!
01:18:18My money!
01:18:20Yes.
01:18:22Very good.
01:18:23Hmm.
01:18:41Proud of you, Chef.
01:18:43Thank you, Chef.
01:18:46Thank you, Chef.
01:18:52All right.
01:18:53I'll be back.
01:18:53I'll be back.
01:18:54Got it.
01:19:00I'll be back.
01:19:06Hey, my...
01:19:10I mean, I'm going to go back.
01:19:20Yes.
01:19:21I'll be back.
01:19:22I'm back.
01:19:23You have to get me back.
01:19:23I'm behind you.
01:19:24You're leaving there.
01:19:24You took your little hall.
01:19:24Hi, Chef!
01:19:25No!
01:19:25No!
01:19:26No!
01:19:27No!
01:19:29No!
01:19:30No!
01:19:31Let go of me!
01:19:32Shut up!
01:19:33No!
01:19:35No!
01:19:36No!
01:19:37No!
01:19:38No!
01:19:38Let go of me!
01:19:40What do you think fucking no?
01:19:44Now, I'm gonna give you one last chance.
01:19:48Just marry me.
01:19:50Come on.
01:19:51If you take the money in line, you say yes.
01:19:57I hope your drug dealer fucking kills you!
01:20:09I gave you a chance.
01:20:13Remember that.
01:20:25How amidst the passion, chaos, and the violence of the kitchen, we found each other.
01:20:39What did you do with her?
01:20:41Love is love.
01:20:47It doesn't have to be perfect.
01:20:51It just needs to be...
01:20:59Beautiful.
01:21:27April.
01:21:32Have to go away for a while
01:21:36What?
01:21:38No
01:21:39No, you saved me
01:21:43The cops won't see it that way
01:21:44No
01:21:46No, I'll tell them it was self-defense
01:21:49I'll tell them that Jeff was
01:22:06I love you
01:22:07I love you too
01:22:34Friday night
01:22:36200 on the books
01:22:38We've got Mark Wahlberg seated at table number 12
01:22:41So let's make sure we comp his bill, okay?
01:22:44Alright everyone
01:22:45Let's gear up
01:22:47Tonight's gonna fuck us
01:22:49So let's go, let's go, let's go
01:22:50Yes, chef
01:22:57New girl
01:23:06You're gonna get really familiar with these, kid
01:23:20Amazing night, chef
01:23:22You really are a fucking rock star
01:23:31Hey
01:23:32Hey
01:23:32I heard your cancer is in remission
01:23:40Congratulations
01:23:43Chef
01:24:10Busy night, chef
01:24:15Heard you're looking for a sous chef
01:24:19I can show you my reason
01:24:39It's like old times
01:24:41Yeah, it is
01:24:42You're the talk of the town, too
01:25:05Hey
01:25:05Hey
01:25:07Are you lost?
01:25:10You're pretty
01:25:12What do you want?
01:25:14Nothing
01:25:15Just to get to know you
01:25:17Want to see what I got?
01:25:20No
01:25:23Calm down
01:25:28Let's see what you've got under those baggy clothes
01:25:31Don't touch me
01:25:31Leave me alone
01:25:32Oh, paper spray
01:25:34Stop
01:25:37Stop
01:25:39Don't touch me
01:25:41Stop
01:25:42I'm dead
01:25:43I'm dead
01:25:45I'm dead
01:25:45I'm dead
01:25:47I'm dead
01:25:47I'm dead
01:25:48I'm dead
01:25:50I'm dead
01:25:51I'm dead
01:25:51Hey
01:25:51Hey, hey, hey, hey
01:25:53Hey
01:25:53Hey, hey, hey, hey
01:25:53Hey
01:25:53Hey, hey, hey, hey
01:25:53Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
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