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00:01:26Love you. Bye-bye, darling.
00:01:28What about dinner?
00:01:30What about dinner?
00:01:31My name is Jack.
00:01:33Well, my mother calls me Jack.
00:01:35Everybody that cares about me calls me Jack.
00:01:37That's my name.
00:01:38But I work under the name of Sabrina.
00:01:41And all the queens all call me Sabrina whenever I see them.
00:01:45I go up to this queen and I say, what's your name?
00:01:48The queen says, Monique.
00:01:50And you say, that's marvelous, darling, but what was your name before?
00:01:54And the queen will look at you straight in the eye and say, there was no before.
00:02:01I don't try to compete with them.
00:02:03Look, I'm 24 years old, but in drag I come on like 110.
00:02:07And I do this whole bar mitzvah mother thing, you know, gaudy gowns and pushy.
00:02:12But it's a good relationship with them because they don't fear me as competition.
00:02:16They respect me and it's commercial.
00:02:20All drag queens, one is love.
00:02:23And they try to get that love by being sexy and beautiful.
00:02:26For some of them, baby, they sleep during the day and they do all their work at night.
00:02:32Because they're night people.
00:02:34Some of them are not experienced or have ever seen day people or work with day people or seen the
00:02:37outside world.
00:02:38A lot of them know their street corners and their bars.
00:02:43And their favorite YMCA and their favorite fathouse.
00:02:47But they're beautiful.
00:03:03They're like in this fantasy bag, you know.
00:03:06But who's not in a fantasy bag?
00:03:38I can't help but feel a certain responsibility for Richard.
00:03:41Although I certainly know I have no responsibility to him.
00:03:45I first met Richard at one of my promotional parties.
00:03:47I just came in in one of my Alcoa presents gowns and went dancing around with it.
00:03:52All of a sudden there's this little kid sitting there and started asking me questions.
00:03:56And he wanted advice on drag and everything.
00:03:59Well, first of all, I'm not interested in getting any new recruits to the drag bag.
00:04:03All I want to do is sell tickets for people to come see them.
00:04:05So I said, look, go get yourself some barbells.
00:04:09But he wasn't about to take advice from anybody.
00:04:11I really don't think Richard ever needed any advice.
00:04:14He just sort of had it all mapped out in front of him.
00:04:27Oh, hello.
00:04:29Hello.
00:04:29I'm here from Washington.
00:04:30Elliot.
00:04:30I'm here.
00:04:32Washington is here.
00:04:33Yes.
00:04:35Hello.
00:04:36How are you?
00:04:37Okay, baby.
00:04:37How are you?
00:04:38Take your coat off.
00:04:40Pardon?
00:04:41I got a phone message for me this morning.
00:04:43You were calling from Washington?
00:04:45No, I was here.
00:04:46You were here in New York?
00:04:47Oh, my God.
00:04:48We called Washington.
00:04:49We thought you were back there.
00:04:50I called Washington and thought you were back there.
00:04:52No, I don't think the woman ever understood what I was.
00:04:54Okay, now we've got to check you into the hotel.
00:04:57In Washington, you were Miss Universe, right?
00:05:00Well, in our concert, you won't be Miss Universe.
00:05:01You'll be a part of the Washington.
00:05:02You'll be Miss Greater Washington.
00:05:04Okay?
00:05:05Did you fly all the way in or did you take a train?
00:05:08Mary Alice Louise, may I please speak to a contestant?
00:05:12Hi.
00:05:13You want to take your coat out of it?
00:05:15We'll check in with Joey and it's been in the same time as I was doing yesterday.
00:05:22Joey.
00:05:23Joey.
00:05:24Yes, this is mine.
00:05:25This is...
00:05:27Check in.
00:05:29Hi, girl.
00:05:30Hello.
00:05:31How are you?
00:05:32How are you?
00:05:33How are you?
00:05:35How are you?
00:05:35How are you?
00:05:35Hi, how are you?
00:05:36Hi, baby.
00:05:36Hi.
00:05:37Hi.
00:05:40That's her.
00:05:41Hello.
00:05:42Who is this?
00:05:43Let her see it first.
00:05:45No, that's Nicole.
00:05:46I run these contests all over America.
00:05:49From Boston to the Ozarks.
00:05:51And drag queens are all the same.
00:05:53You get them together, it's like a convention.
00:05:55As soon as you get out in the Midwest.
00:05:57And so when I got out of the cab, he said...
00:05:59We were talking about the show.
00:06:00And he said to me...
00:06:01He said to me, you are a woman, aren't you?
00:06:04And I...
00:06:05That's why I told him it was a female impersonation contest.
00:06:06He said, you are a woman, aren't you?
00:06:08I said, no.
00:06:09I said, I want a contestant in the contest.
00:06:10He goes, oh.
00:06:13He said, oh.
00:06:14We certainly aren't hurting.
00:06:15And he said, on the other hand, which is more,
00:06:17he said, I thought the other one
00:06:18who just got out of the car was a dyke.
00:06:19He said, oh.
00:06:22After recess.
00:06:25Hi.
00:06:26Hi, Jeremy.
00:06:28Joey.
00:06:29Get back here.
00:06:30Yeah.
00:06:30This is Jay under New York.
00:06:32Oh, hi.
00:06:32This is Joe Benuti.
00:06:36This is Joe Benuti.
00:06:37Hi, David.
00:06:37I'm going to close with you.
00:06:40Okay, great.
00:06:41I'd like to stay here now.
00:06:42We're going to check into it.
00:06:43It looks great.
00:06:44You didn't watch it.
00:06:45Oh, yes.
00:06:46I checked into it.
00:06:47It looks great.
00:06:49You didn't watch it.
00:06:49I checked into it.
00:06:54Richard, would you please get in here and everyone else?
00:06:58Joe is in charge of the entire East Coast contest.
00:07:01What Joey says is it.
00:07:04What color hair do you want?
00:07:06Shut up.
00:07:07Will everybody please be quiet for a minute?
00:07:10Yes, will everyone please be quiet.
00:07:12Kids, and have all of your attention, please.
00:07:14Hi.
00:07:20If you remove a garment, we must know about it, and we'll have a page there to take it
00:07:26away from you.
00:07:27At the front of the stage, right, you want to take off the duster.
00:07:30So instead of doing the age-old drag trick of taking off the duster and letting it fall,
00:07:34flop on the floor, as in would you believe Cupcake Cassidy has been doing that act at the Globe for
00:07:3840 years.
00:07:39Instead of that, you take the duster off, hold the duster behind you if you want, or hold it out
00:07:44or something if you want,
00:07:45or just take it off, and you put your arm out.
00:07:47And it's our responsibility to make sure your page is there, and he will be.
00:07:50That instant, there's a page there to take your duster.
00:07:54It looks very much gayer for you, and it looks one million times better for the audience,
00:08:00and if you don't do it, the judges take points off.
00:08:02Number two, if you are difficult or uncooperative, in the opinion of all those people in charge of you,
00:08:09which I'm sure none of you will be, but I'm telling you this so you'll know about it.
00:08:13You may be dropped from the contest.
00:08:16Or if you stay out on stage longer than the time allotted.
00:08:23And this you'll learn in rehearsal.
00:08:25And no cruising in front of town hall.
00:08:27Yes, and you may not bring numbers to the room, unless you share them with Nationals Academy.
00:08:32The National Academy is me. I promote and run the whole shtick.
00:08:36The point system again, five points for walk, five points for talk, five for bathing suit, five for gown, five
00:08:48for makeup and hairdo, and ten for beauty.
00:09:00Okay, we've got these three problems.
00:09:02Number one, finding a hotel with 28 empty rooms.
00:09:07Number two, finding a hotel hip enough to let our guys in there.
00:09:12And number three, keeping the guys in.
00:09:20Okay.
00:09:21Let me go.
00:09:21Let me sit with you.
00:09:28Would you enjoy the bed?
00:09:32No, I rather have to put my wig.
00:09:34And put the closet.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:39Here, where is the bathroom?
00:09:42Somebody left their column.
00:09:44What's the question?
00:09:46This thing's a mess, don't even ask.
00:09:49Look at this, it's pulling upon it, I'm gonna have to reset it.
00:09:52Select the color?
00:09:53Very nice, Jimmy, yeah, great.
00:09:55All the other way, put your keys up in the back.
00:09:57Thank you, Dad.
00:10:18Let's see your coat, let's see your cake.
00:10:21Two bottles of scotch, please.
00:10:23Well, she was lucky if you got a taste.
00:10:25Thank you, we'll be down for it.
00:10:26Here's a lighter.
00:10:27Do you like it?
00:10:30Do you like it? I don't know.
00:10:31Do you like it?
00:10:32Let's see if it's wrinkled.
00:10:32Beautiful, beautiful.
00:10:34I made it in one night.
00:10:36Do you like it?
00:10:37It's very nice.
00:10:38It's different.
00:10:39The color, with the black hair for change, instead of the frost.
00:10:42Oh my god, all men stop, I don't know how men do this.
00:10:45You should leave me now.
00:10:56Can we try it on?
00:10:57Let's see if it fits all right.
00:10:59These are the earrings, don't worry, with the paintings to look.
00:11:02Aren't they pretty?
00:11:03I fixed them already.
00:11:04What's wrong with it?
00:11:05They were just loose.
00:11:06Where's the brush?
00:11:06You know?
00:11:07Do you have the brush?
00:11:08Yeah, I have a brush in here.
00:11:10Jimmy, remember that stuff for the beards.
00:11:12We need that stuff to cover our beards.
00:11:14Hey, I have to go get it.
00:11:16The stuff she told us to get to cover our beards,
00:11:17so they're ready for our makeup.
00:11:19How much time is rehearsal tomorrow?
00:11:21Uh, rehearsals are at two.
00:11:22Jerry and Roy Studios.
00:11:24Are you going to be able to get this clothes out?
00:11:25Yeah, well, should you put landline on it?
00:11:27No, I have to get that.
00:11:29That'd be cool.
00:11:30The thing is, you know, when you're made up,
00:11:31I want to get an idea of this beard.
00:11:34You're not bothered.
00:11:35Yeah.
00:11:36All right, but that's good.
00:11:38Hmm.
00:11:38Now, wait, there's Eartha and Josephine Baker
00:11:41come along like this.
00:11:42You know the old 1920s teacup crossing
00:11:43that we've always carried on?
00:11:45Right.
00:11:45Am I blue?
00:11:47Wait, then the pages come back
00:11:49over two buckets of rose petals, right?
00:11:51And while Minette's sitting up there,
00:11:53totally unbothered,
00:11:54doesn't even see the Queen's crossing in front of her.
00:11:56She's still singing.
00:11:57The two pages are throwing rose petals on her.
00:11:59Very much overdone.
00:12:01All right, next feel.
00:12:01You're not making dinner.
00:12:04Oh, it's good.
00:12:05Sorry.
00:12:05My doll is as dainty as a sparrow.
00:12:11Her figure is something to applaud.
00:12:15Where she's narrow, she's as narrow as an arrow.
00:12:21And she's broad, where a broad should be broad.
00:12:25101 pounds of bun.
00:12:28Ooh, that's my little honey bun.
00:12:31Get a load of honey bun tonight.
00:12:35I'm speaking of my sweetie pie.
00:12:37Only 60 inches high.
00:12:40Every inch is packed with dynamite.
00:12:43My hair is sliding curly.
00:12:47I curl the hurly burly.
00:12:49Lips are pips.
00:12:50I curl the hips.
00:12:51Twirly and whirly.
00:12:53Oh, she's my baby.
00:12:54I'm her pap.
00:12:55I'm her boobie.
00:12:57She's my trap.
00:13:00I am caught.
00:13:01Cause I don't want to run.
00:13:03Cause I'm having so much fun with honey bun.
00:13:05Believe me, Sonny.
00:13:07She's a cookie who can cook you till you're done.
00:13:10Ain't being funny.
00:13:12Honey, honey, put your money on my honey bun.
00:13:19If I'm allowed to rehearse, I could do it for tonight, isn't it?
00:13:23You've rehearsed, aren't we?
00:13:34It's too loud.
00:13:57You know, they say that most Negro boys get bumps on their face with shaving.
00:14:02Cause when I was working, they had a magazine Ebony, you know, for Negro people.
00:14:07And they have a special depilatory, especially for Negro boys.
00:14:10That takes all their hair off.
00:14:13Boy, I was so tired of those rehearsals.
00:14:16Those heels aren't together.
00:14:17Oh, listen, I got a corn on my toe.
00:14:19Look at the powder coming out of my shoe now.
00:14:21The kids did well with that, I think.
00:14:23What?
00:14:24It went pretty smoothly, but tonight when we go to the town hall, there'll be something.
00:14:28In the town hall, yeah.
00:14:30Well, I'm anxious to see what it's like.
00:14:32Well, you know, when we get to the town hall, that's gonna be our big blow-up.
00:14:48I've been wanting to set up Charlot 쉽.
00:14:49To do withята voices behind��, but we want to heat up this whole now.
00:14:50And so I'll throw them all down.
00:14:50You're having fun.
00:14:51And so I've done it with a shout out of少 coastal bakın.
00:14:52Yes, I'd have done it.
00:14:57Yeah, there's a bunch of pieces.
00:14:58I'd have done a bunch of wild things STAROT beared.
00:15:03I'll have PETER stops.
00:15:34So much more land
00:15:37So make them stay under
00:15:39Get off your bag
00:15:41Set up your baggy
00:15:43Set up your swaggy
00:15:45Set up your swaggy
00:15:47Set up your swaggy
00:15:49Set up your swaggy
00:15:51Set up your swaggy
00:15:53Now stay
00:15:54Miss Mulligall, Montana
00:15:57Floating under Miss Burrell's power
00:16:02Semi-finalist
00:16:04Number 3
00:16:06Floating by Blackbird
00:16:13Semi-finalist
00:16:14Number 5
00:16:23Semi-finalist
00:16:25Number 6
00:16:27Wait until I see number
00:16:33Semi-finalist
00:16:34Number 7
00:16:35Semi-finalist
00:16:40The Queen of the 1967 Nationals
00:16:46That is the Queen who will reign over America as our winner tonight
00:16:49That is the Queen who will reign over America as our winner tonight
00:16:56Here is New York
00:17:00From New York, Miss Jackie Morrell, the Queen of the 1967 Nationals
00:17:04This is our reigning newly
00:17:06Queen of the 1967 Nationals
00:17:11That's what it's like when it's five times the third
00:17:13And it's better to come back there
00:17:15Five times the third
00:17:21You don't need these
00:17:24Come on
00:17:25Come on, come on
00:17:25Ah, I'm a woman
00:17:28You can't look anything bad
00:17:30But why are the titties all the way down here?
00:17:35Because you're longer than a woman is
00:17:38A woman is not as long, you know
00:17:41Always a long back waist
00:17:44Lider
00:17:45Different
00:17:46Alright, which one is
00:17:47Is that the other one?
00:17:52Why can't you make a bikini?
00:17:54You can come in here, mister
00:17:56What is the black one?
00:17:57Oh, wait, don't make
00:17:59What's the black one for?
00:18:00Play, play, no?
00:18:01No
00:18:02Put your shoulder on
00:18:03Don't hook the bra, hmm
00:18:04That's better, Christian
00:18:05Okay
00:18:09Don't have to wear any bras with him, so
00:18:11Don't hook the bra
00:18:12You have bras with him
00:18:13Can I help this little boy, right?
00:18:15I need a little taster
00:18:17It is
00:18:18Yes
00:18:21Where is the queen of the black?
00:18:24The national
00:18:27This is the fabulous national
00:18:32America's greatest beauty
00:18:34And here they are
00:18:48Oh, wait, don't stand
00:18:49Put my shoem
00:18:50The woman's guess
00:18:52Why?
00:18:54To a woman's guess
00:18:55Where is the art
00:18:56Put our photograph on
00:18:56Is that the Somer 2?
00:18:59And is that the Somer 2?
00:19:11Sabrina, Sabrina!
00:19:13Oh, thank you!
00:19:58Oh, thank you!
00:20:01Oh, thank you!
00:20:06Oh, thank you!
00:20:08Oh, thank you!
00:20:10Oh, thank you!
00:20:10Oh, thank you!
00:20:12Oh, thank you!
00:20:12Wouldn't it be a hell of a mess if the draft board would call us right now to come down
00:20:15for a physical?
00:20:15This is what I'm wearing to the draft board.
00:20:21You've already been drafted, haven't you?
00:20:23Of course not. I'm not old enough.
00:20:25Well, you know, this friend of mine went to the draft board.
00:20:27Well, I was just talking to him, and I said,
00:20:29Why haven't you been drafted?
00:20:31And he said, Well, I have been.
00:20:33And I said, Well, did you tell them that you were homosexual?
00:20:37He said, No, they told me!
00:20:39Oh, my Lord!
00:20:40They do, they take him to it.
00:20:43When we interviewed him, and he asked me,
00:20:45He says, Well, why are you homosexual?
00:20:46And then I told him that, you know,
00:20:49My mother and father, I think, made me that way.
00:20:52And then he asked me about boys and so forth.
00:20:55I said, You know, I like boys.
00:20:57So he said, Next!
00:20:58I got a letter from the draft board.
00:21:00They said, And I come down at 7 o'clock.
00:21:02I got to the draft board.
00:21:04They said, I had long red hair.
00:21:06So they said, You really should have been a girl.
00:21:09It's too much.
00:21:10You can go.
00:21:11We can't use you.
00:21:12I said, Thank you.
00:21:13And I left.
00:21:13That was it.
00:21:14I went to Atlantic City, went back home.
00:21:16And I wrote a long letter to the president.
00:21:18They said, I want to go into the army.
00:21:19I want to go not for, because I was a homosexual,
00:21:22because there were men there.
00:21:23I want to help protect our country.
00:21:26Simple as that.
00:21:27So I got a letter back and stated that they understood,
00:21:31and they couldn't have me in the army as of yet.
00:21:34Maybe one day they'll see things right and I could get in.
00:21:37Well, my brother was drafted.
00:21:39And he's gay, too.
00:21:42He's gay.
00:21:43Do you run the family?
00:21:45Well, he went down, but he didn't pass his physical because of his nose.
00:21:50Nose?
00:21:50He can't breathe too properly.
00:21:52But I have a friend, and he's gay.
00:21:54His brother's gay, and his sister's gay.
00:21:57I'm proud of what I've got, and I certainly don't want it whacked off.
00:22:01I don't think so.
00:22:02Well, have me a short and out of me.
00:22:04Well, I would have been one.
00:22:05You'd have been a queen.
00:22:07How about a minute ago?
00:22:08Two inches more, it should be a queen.
00:22:47Thank you, girl.
00:22:50Why are you merch, that's all you want to be.
00:22:52You know, you come up to me and you're a queen.
00:22:53I wish to be a queen.
00:22:54I wish to be a queen, if someone could cut my first konkurrey,
00:22:56Oh.
00:22:56The other day it may be a queen.
00:22:58You could go behind me, the other day it does.
00:22:58Mariana said things.
00:22:58And you weren'tinis and those talentsomenal looks.
00:22:59There's notalkies Quran where we should be friends
00:23:00So now that you'll wear one.
00:23:00And you're my aqu bilang 뭘.
00:23:01How?
00:23:03How about this?
00:23:04And that you need to be a super blonde amor 광嗣am
00:23:06change if you had the money or you would get it done free? Well, I have enough money to go
00:23:11through
00:23:12the sex change, and I live only 30 miles from John Hopkins, but it's the last thing I would want.
00:23:19I know that I'm a drag queen, I've been a drag queen for a long time, I've been gay for
00:23:23a long
00:23:23time, but I certainly do not want to become a girl, even if I could have a baby. Are you
00:23:31feminine
00:23:31in bed or you do both? Well, my husband is in the service and he's in Japan there, and even
00:23:38if I
00:23:38could have a child, I wouldn't want to have the operation. But there's just one thing about being
00:23:43a sex change, if you're a homosexual in the first place, you want a man, you're not interested in
00:23:49girls, so if you're a drag queen, another gay person's not going to go, just like my lover,
00:23:56he doesn't like me going in drag for the simple reason that he doesn't want a girl, he wants a
00:23:59boy, he wants me to be more of a boy, he wants me to be a girl, but yet I
00:24:02want to be a girl.
00:24:03That's my opinion of it. Not sexually, but... Although I like to go in drag and all that,
00:24:06and I don't go with girls, I don't have anything against girls, but... No, I don't, I really do.
00:24:12I think it's ridiculous for some gay boys that want to hurt girls, you know, and get jealous
00:24:15of them, but that's just ridiculous. I have respect for everybody, but even if I could have
00:24:20a sex change, I wouldn't have it anyhow. Not if it was given to you? No, my goodness gracious,
00:24:25no. They don't know anything about him, do they? What about your mother? Yeah, but
00:24:31my stepfather doesn't. My mother and daddy both know. Jerry, when did yours find out? Well,
00:24:36I got my second husband, I think, when I took him home, and he stayed on for the duration
00:24:42for about three years. They finally got, figured it out. No, my parents are very, very wonderful.
00:24:46They accepted it, my mother more so than my father, but mother said, well, I love you just
00:24:53what you are. I think it's funny, because I come from a little small town of about 500
00:24:56people, and everybody in that town knew I was gay from the time I was five years old
00:25:00all night. Oh, Lord, you're so damn awesome. Well, that was the truth. Everybody knew it,
00:25:04and everybody, every woman in that town says, I want my son to grow up like Jerry Cooley.
00:25:10Everybody does, and even the preachers and everybody thinks I'm just okay. I mean, I can
00:25:14go from house to house, knock on door to door, and... Your personality makes the difference.
00:25:17Can't think of it, knock on door to door, that's kind of silly, because I've never knocked
00:25:20in my life. I just open up and go on in, and holler. Howdy!
00:25:23You did, how many, 500? About 500 people, and 1,440 dogs, coon dogs.
00:25:30Well, you know, my mother, she doesn't really accept it. She just sort of said that she wouldn't
00:25:36talk about it anymore. She really doesn't understand.
00:25:50have a wish in the back. You had a wish in the same place. I was one of the bestest
00:25:58bitches. And who's hundred pounds, how many, 500? Тем Sioux, yeah. Just sit down aTHUR cell. And whom have a
00:26:19lot
00:26:19Come on!
00:26:23Come on!
00:26:24Come on!
00:26:24Come on!
00:26:26Come on!
00:26:26Come on!
00:26:31Come on!
00:26:32Come on!
00:26:38Don't forget you have to put both nails on me!
00:26:43The metal gate towards the end I'll show you tonight when I take you a little paper.
00:26:46This girl's gonna be staring at her and I'll get in the face.
00:26:48Oh, uh, Claire.
00:26:50Claire?
00:26:52You know what to do?
00:26:53Put a few more here, and then Chris Coros there.
00:26:56Here?
00:26:57Yep.
00:26:57Try to center your chorus line.
00:26:58I'm getting to blast you.
00:26:59Try to center your chorus line.
00:27:01Because your chorus line keeps getting over too far.
00:27:06You get a call?
00:27:06You get a call.
00:27:08Half hour, 15 minutes, five minutes on stage.
00:27:13Okay?
00:27:14It's got as many squeaks as my tits have wrinkles.
00:27:18And her tits have wrinkles.
00:27:20They do.
00:27:21Look at it.
00:27:21Look at the line I got in there.
00:27:23You remind me to shadow.
00:27:24You got to shadow it, honey.
00:27:27Are you uncomfortable?
00:27:28No, I'm fine.
00:27:31Get the shoulder.
00:27:33Does that show?
00:27:34Yes, it does.
00:27:36This makeup is fantastic.
00:27:38The only thing is, I'm afraid it's going to be too red for me.
00:27:42This is the color I always use, but it's very red.
00:27:46You think I should use that pan crow on Billy?
00:27:51Where is it, anyway?
00:27:52Don't do any experiments on me now, Jerry.
00:27:54You see all shit.
00:27:56All right.
00:27:58What's Harlow's problem?
00:27:59No wig.
00:28:01All right, see if Kathy can get this full.
00:28:03See, see if I can get a full.
00:28:06I looked over.
00:28:07Everybody will give you a full, honey, until it's time to give you one.
00:28:10They give you a shit.
00:28:11I don't know if I'm cleaning out of my room.
00:28:12They're all getting out right now.
00:28:13You just wait a minute.
00:28:15I tell her I'll get a rinse and put a rinse on her.
00:28:17I did it before to her.
00:28:18We was going to drag.
00:28:19It splits notice.
00:28:21And around here, like this.
00:28:22I used to comb it.
00:28:26Three, five, five, three, four, eight, one.
00:28:30I'm in a spot, and it's a matter of absolute life or death, Carol,
00:28:33that I get hold of a platinum blonde fall, and I mean life or death.
00:28:38For Richard to go out there tonight on that stage without a wig
00:28:41is like sending him out there without his head.
00:28:44And I'm desperate.
00:28:46I am absolutely desperate after what to do.
00:28:49I don't know what to do.
00:28:50I'm interested in myself right at this point.
00:28:51And I don't give a fuck about anybody to tell the truth.
00:28:54I'm very much interested in myself.
00:28:56And in BW, a natural beauty wonder,
00:28:59the first contest Richard ever entered,
00:29:01the first contest Richard ever entered, he won.
00:29:05A lot of these kids have worked their way up
00:29:07from, would you believe, last place to second, maybe third.
00:29:12So they worked for it.
00:29:14Richie never worked for it.
00:29:16Went into a contest, got on stage,
00:29:20was beautiful, the crowd cheered, the kid won.
00:29:24He never really experienced loss or anything happening to him.
00:29:29Good night.
00:29:32Richard.
00:29:33What?
00:29:35Just relax.
00:29:37You know what I've been through today?
00:29:39Richard, just relax.
00:29:41My stomach is about to burst.
00:29:42Richard, please relax.
00:29:45You're acting like a little kid.
00:29:47Well, that's exactly what I am.
00:29:48You're not that little, darling.
00:29:50You've been through worse than this.
00:29:52All right, it's a big night.
00:29:53He always wants it, but that doesn't mean anything.
00:29:57I'm dry.
00:29:59Can we get enough?
00:30:00What?
00:30:00This is giving up.
00:30:02We're all washed up, too.
00:30:06Remember.
00:30:07Remember.
00:30:08Remember.
00:30:09Remember.
00:30:09Remember.
00:30:09Remember.
00:30:19Remember.
00:30:40Remember.
00:31:26Well, that's how you're going to be on the stage.
00:31:28I can't see any beard or anything.
00:31:30And it doesn't look cakey.
00:31:31Do you think it looks cakey?
00:31:32I'm talking about my eyes, child.
00:31:33Those wings.
00:31:38Hmm.
00:31:39I don't know about the eyes.
00:31:40I thought you were talking about your makeup.
00:31:41No, my eyes, they're terrible.
00:31:44I like it.
00:31:46Got it.
00:31:46Okay, here you go.
00:31:48Oh, God.
00:31:51Here it goes now.
00:31:54Oh, boy, isn't that good?
00:31:56Yeah.
00:31:58Then you take these.
00:32:03Oh, you got a shadow on my line, and don't forget.
00:32:06Oh, boy, instant boy.
00:32:15You got that double-tid again.
00:32:16Mm-hmm.
00:32:18It's the first time I've ever talked.
00:32:25I think I got three of them.
00:32:28Extra points.
00:32:30I got three titties.
00:32:40Get over and over to me.
00:32:42I need you to go out right now.
00:32:44Get me Q-Tips and spirit gum.
00:32:45I need a fresh bottle of spirit gum.
00:32:47Where's my razor?
00:32:48I need it immediately.
00:32:49I have no idea, Jim.
00:32:50I have no idea if I can raise it from somebody else.
00:32:52I've got to go.
00:32:54I'll put it in here from the house.
00:32:59Remember, girls, it's the girl with the boys who'll get all the boys.
00:33:05You gorgeous darling.
00:33:07What time is it?
00:33:08Time.
00:33:09Thank you very much.
00:33:10You want to talk to Joe Vanutie or just have him give me the list?
00:33:13No, I want Joey.
00:33:14I want Joey.
00:33:15I can't operate without him.
00:33:21Can't you interweave it?
00:33:24Oh, I know how to interweave it.
00:33:25It's very easy.
00:33:26Just tease it up and mat it through.
00:33:30Is that orange leather there?
00:33:32Well, she wants it.
00:33:33She takes it.
00:33:34It makes the thing look fuller.
00:33:36Fuller.
00:33:37That is all right.
00:33:37You won't really see it that much because when I brush it through, you don't notice it.
00:33:42It looks good, but I don't like it with bags.
00:33:44It's not sophisticated enough.
00:33:46I don't think so.
00:33:49Really?
00:33:49I'm sorry.
00:33:50I think it looks better off her face.
00:33:55Excuse me.
00:33:57Everything's a date.
00:33:57Richard, you should see what that looks like from the sign.
00:34:00The worst?
00:34:00The worst.
00:34:01You look like every other dog-gone drag queen.
00:34:04She thinks I'm kidding her.
00:34:06Looks like everybody else.
00:34:07Joey, shut up.
00:34:08Well, then take it off.
00:34:09Wear your hair straight back where you look like you got a little class.
00:34:11Where's the wig brace?
00:34:12Joey.
00:34:14Wig brace.
00:34:15Joey's on 1140.
00:34:16Wig brace.
00:34:17Where's the wig brace?
00:34:18Great.
00:34:19Get Joe Venuti.
00:34:19Get him over to town hall.
00:34:20If he's not there now, Mother, I won't remember one of those names of contestants.
00:34:23I can't read up there.
00:34:36Spread it out.
00:34:38Spread it out.
00:34:42I was waiting for this.
00:34:43Man.
00:34:45I know.
00:34:53I'm going to walk out and go to the end of line.
00:34:56And then I walk out the road.
00:35:01Oh, I feel like Maria Bach.
00:35:04Here, mother. Thank you, baby.
00:35:06I need a pound of paper.
00:35:09Oh, I'm 32 and I'm proud of this.
00:35:17Where is it? What case?
00:35:50Oh, you don't ask. If you listen, you hear.
00:35:53Excuse me.
00:35:54Joey.
00:35:58Joey.
00:36:12Joey.
00:36:14Joey.
00:36:15Now, you know.
00:36:19In this corner, in this corner.
00:36:24Chicago, please get back so they can line up.
00:36:26Please.
00:36:32Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn.
00:36:37Brooklyn, Brooklyn, get here.
00:36:52Get back online again and this is a girl, right?
00:36:56This is a girl, right?
00:37:01Okay, ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to see our contestants?
00:37:05Let's open up the curtain and take a look at our beauties.
00:37:07Let's hear it for them.
00:37:11Remember, every one of these contestants before they came here is a winner.
00:37:22I feel awfully sorry for the judges tonight.
00:37:25It's a hell of a responsibility having to pick out just one queen out of all of these brilliant contestants.
00:37:40Let's hear it for Mr. Mario Montez.
00:37:44Mario, there he is.
00:37:48Let's hear it for him.
00:37:49Come on.
00:37:54Thank you very much.
00:37:56You're a hell of a nice guy.
00:37:57You really are.
00:38:06There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer
00:38:11are a girl's best friend.
00:38:16There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer thinks you're awful nice.
00:38:23But get that ice or else no dice.
00:38:26He's your guy when stocks are high.
00:38:30But beware when they start to defend.
00:38:34It's then that those lousers go back to their spouses.
00:38:40Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
00:38:45I've heard of affairs that are strictly plutonic.
00:38:51But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
00:38:56And I think of affairs that you must keep masonic.
00:39:03A bet of bets if little pets get big baguettes.
00:39:09Time rolls on and youth is gone.
00:39:14And you can't...
00:39:15Bathing suit competition is the toughest.
00:39:17It's right down to the nitty-gritty.
00:39:19No feathers, nothing.
00:39:21Just them.
00:39:25You're crazy.
00:39:26I know.
00:39:26What did you see?
00:39:28My theme?
00:39:29Yeah.
00:39:30Oh, it's only around the other star.
00:39:32Excuse me.
00:39:33I appreciate you so much.
00:39:35Good to have you.
00:39:37Well, my brother, he would love to have been in the contest, too.
00:39:40And my mother.
00:39:43They're all great.
00:39:44All of us would have loved to have been in the contest.
00:39:49Yes, you love it.
00:39:58All right.
00:39:59Ferris Dale, your first name.
00:40:01Ken, your name.
00:40:04Sanford?
00:40:06Chicago?
00:40:08Or.
00:40:09What?
00:40:10Your name.
00:40:10Oh, I don't find myself.
00:40:12Alright.
00:40:12Washington State, your name.
00:40:14district.
00:40:16Baltimore?
00:40:16You want the only, but just the first one?
00:40:18Whatever name you use in drag, baby.
00:40:20Erica.
00:40:20Erica.
00:40:21I need a mirror.
00:40:22Okay.
00:40:24Hold it here, girls.
00:40:26And remember, these are your line to walk in.
00:40:28Okay?
00:40:29And back here.
00:40:29And stay here.
00:40:38I'm just a woman, a lonely woman, waiting on the weary shore.
00:40:48I'm just a woman, that's only human.
00:40:54One you should be sorry for.
00:40:59Woke up this morning, along about down.
00:41:05Without a warning, I found he was gone.
00:41:11Why did he do it?
00:41:13How could he do it?
00:41:15He never done it before.
00:41:21Am I blue?
00:41:28Am I blue?
00:41:39It's you.
00:41:50It's you.
00:41:53It's you.
00:41:56It's you.
00:41:58It's you.
00:42:08It's you.
00:42:11You.
00:42:13I'm blue.
00:42:15I'm blue.
00:42:24I'm blue.
00:42:27What's our day, till today, now he's gone and with you, I'm a blue, don't ask me, I'm a blue,
00:42:56how come you ask me, I'm a blue, ain't these tears in these eyes, tellin' a truth to you, how
00:43:12come you ask me, I'm a blue, where wouldn't you be too?
00:43:20Now here's one of the contestants that did not choose to go in the bathing suit, rather, this is very
00:43:28serious business, rather, she chose only to go in the dress, gown, please forgive me, this is Miss Boston, Massachusetts,
00:43:42Miss Billy, Miss Boston, Massachusetts, Miss Billy.
00:43:48Let's have some music for her, Jimmy.
00:44:04Hi, dog.
00:46:05And now, it's up to the judges.
00:46:10Believe me, I'd hate to be a judge in this contest.
00:46:42From Chicago, Miss Alfonso, from Manhattan, Miss Crystal, from Philadelphia, Miss Harlow, and from Boston, Miss Sonia.
00:46:58Are you ready to see them?
00:46:59Let's open up the curtain and take a look at our five finalists of the 1967 nationals.
00:47:04Let's hear it for them, ladies and gentlemen.
00:47:06These are our finalists.
00:47:23Okay, let's look at them one at a time.
00:47:25Our first finalists we're going to look at, from Boston, Miss Sonia.
00:47:29Let her have a good look at you, Miss Sonia.
00:47:37Our second finalist, from Philadelphia, Miss Harlow.
00:47:51Our third finalist, from New Jersey, Miss Emery.
00:48:08Our fourth finalist, from Chicago, Miss Alfonso.
00:48:15And our fifth finalist, from Manhattan, Miss Crystal.
00:48:22We're going to give you all, and the judges, a closer look at them.
00:48:27Okay, Crystal, you start it.
00:48:29Walk right down into the center aisle, and pose halfway up the runway.
00:48:32I'm just a woman, a lonely woman, waiting on the wavy shore.
00:48:44I'm just a woman, that's only human, what you should be sorry for.
00:48:54Woke up this morning, along a bad town.
00:49:00Without a warning, I thought he was gone.
00:49:06What did he do it?
00:49:08How couldn't you do it?
00:49:10That's wonderful, darling. Come on back.
00:49:11He never died before.
00:49:14Oh, am I blue, am I blue to make it easy for you to say blue, am I blue.
00:49:45Oh, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am
00:50:11I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue,
00:50:14am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I
00:50:14blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am
00:50:14I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue,
00:50:14am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I
00:50:14blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am
00:50:14I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue, am I blue,
00:50:14am I blue, am I blue, am
00:50:14Oh, I'm going to go there.
00:50:20I'm going to go there.
00:50:23I'm going to go there.
00:50:24Oh, I'm going to go there.
00:50:25Hey, till today.
00:50:54This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
00:50:57It looks like Joey has the final judge's decision.
00:51:12Here's our fourth runner-up, Miss Alfonso from Chicago.
00:51:17Let's hear it for her, ladies and gentlemen.
00:51:21Our third runner-up in the 1967 Nationals from Manhattan, Miss Crystal, ladies and gentlemen.
00:51:28Let's hear it for her, the third runner-up in the 1967 Nationals.
00:51:34Okay, now we're down to the real nitty-gritty, and here are our three finalists.
00:51:41Come on, kids.
00:51:42Come on up here to the front of the stage and let the audience have a good look at you.
00:52:13Crystal, where are you going?
00:52:14This is not the time to show temperament.
00:52:16Get back here and stay with the other finalists.
00:52:19Oh, well, you've got to expect losses.
00:52:22Okay, we've got to continue with the business at hand.
00:52:25Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the name of the second runner-up to the 1967 Nationals.
00:52:30Miss Sonia from Boston, ladies and gentlemen.
00:52:32Let's hear it for her.
00:52:33Miss Sonia, second runner-up to the 1967 Nationals.
00:52:42We're now at the point for which everyone has been waiting.
00:52:46Ladies and gentlemen, there can only be one queen, one reigning queen.
00:52:51That's unfortunate.
00:52:53Each one of these marvelous contestants was certainly a winner in his own right.
00:53:02But here is the only winner in the 1967 Nationals, that queen which will reign over America.
00:53:11Hallow, ladies and gentlemen, queen of the 1967 Nationals!
00:53:27Thank you very much.
00:53:28Look at this.
00:53:40Thank you very much.
00:53:46Congratulations.
00:54:19Congratulations.
00:54:45Congratulations.
00:55:10Congratulations.
00:55:45Do you think she deserved it?
00:55:46She is not beautiful, has no qualification,
00:55:48and she's bodied back.
00:55:49Do you think she deserved it?
00:55:50Do you think she deserved it?
00:55:51Darling, she didn't deserve nothing.
00:55:53Answer me!
00:55:53You're not speaking from the damn camera.
00:55:55You have a mind.
00:55:56Do you think she deserved it?
00:55:57You know she didn't deserve it.
00:55:59All of them.
00:55:59The judges knew it, too.
00:56:00But she was terrible.
00:56:02And her explanation for why she wanted the money,
00:56:05to put it in the bank.
00:56:07She's not getting any money
00:56:08because Sabrina's not going to pay her.
00:56:10They're good friends.
00:56:11It's only publicity, and it's bad publicity,
00:56:13for Holland and all the rest
00:56:14because I'm declared her
00:56:15as one of the uglier people of the world.
00:56:17And next time she should drop her outfit off at the cleanest
00:56:21before she wears it on stage.
00:56:23She better get the hell back to Philadelphia
00:56:25because she's one of the worst.
00:56:27And where's Miss Sabrina?
00:56:29I'll sue the bitch.
00:56:30Did you start releasing?
00:56:31No, I didn't sign any release.
00:56:32And if she releases any bitch on me,
00:56:34I will sue the fool.
00:56:35She won't make money off of my name, darling.
00:56:38She can make it off of Holland
00:56:39and all the rest of the fools that will flock to her.
00:56:41But not Crystal, darling.
00:56:43Anybody but her.
00:56:46You can take all the pictures you want of me,
00:56:48but I better not see them on the street
00:56:49because it's over.
00:56:50Oh, get a picture with me and Harlow
00:56:52and see which is more beautiful, darling.
00:56:54The judges didn't have any taste.
00:56:56It was with you that the judges were with, darling.
00:56:59You were in it.
00:57:00It was all week, two weeks.
00:57:02Monique told me not to come.
00:57:03That's why Monique is not here in dress
00:57:04because she is one of the...
00:57:05Monique, darling.
00:57:08Monique was not here as a friend of yours.
00:57:10She's a friend of mine, darling.
00:57:12Monique, would you tell her why you didn't come?
00:57:14Because she knew it's Victor Holler.
00:57:15She said, Crystal, darling, don't go.
00:57:17Because you're not going to get it.
00:57:19And that's why all the true beauties didn't come.
00:57:21It's a bad taste and you're showing your color.
00:57:23I am, I am doing it bad, but I got it.
00:57:25I have a right to show my color, darling.
00:57:28I am beautiful and I know I'm beautiful.
00:57:30Don't talk about you showing no color.
00:57:32May I say this to you?
00:57:34She's taking the wrong thing.
00:57:35Taking the wrong way.
00:57:36Shit, she looks bad.
00:57:38And no way or what you think can do about it.
00:57:41Look at Harlow's outfit.
00:57:43That is funny.
00:57:43Don't bother her.
00:57:44Don't bother her.
00:57:45It's not Harlow's fault.
00:57:46It's not her fault.
00:57:47I know it's not her fault.
00:57:49It's the green hair.
00:57:49She can't help it because you're beautiful and you're young.
00:57:52You deserve to have the best in life.
00:57:53But you didn't deserve it.
00:57:54I don't say she's not beautiful, but she wasn't looking beautiful tonight.
00:57:58She doesn't equal me.
00:57:59Look at her makeup.
00:58:00It's terrible.
00:58:03Wait a minute.
00:58:04Did you complain to the judges?
00:58:06No, I wasn't thinking really.
00:58:08Why don't you show justice?
00:58:10Look at them.
00:58:12But they told me, Sabrina, that you had it fixed for Harlow.
00:58:15Everyone knew about you having it fixed for Harlow for weeks and weeks.
00:58:18Now, we listened to you.
00:58:20I listened to every word you had to say.
00:58:22Now, wait a second.
00:58:23Hold it.
00:58:24There's a party after here.
00:58:26Every one of the judges is going to be there.
00:58:29You may feel perfectly free.
00:58:30I'll clutch over myself and you can talk to each one of them.
00:58:33Most of those people I never saw before in my life.
00:58:36I don't know them.
00:58:36I went down to the Dom one...
00:58:38Wait a second, dear.
00:58:38You listen to me.
00:58:39I went down to the Dom one night trying to influence Mr. Warhol to come up here as a judge.
00:58:43We sat down there for two hours and couldn't even get an audience with Andy Warhol.
00:58:46He's running around his factory making a movie or something.
00:58:48All the heads of the opening doors...
00:58:50Everybody goes out.
00:58:51Good job, baby.
00:58:53What did you say?
00:58:54Everybody go out.
00:58:56Everybody go outside.
00:58:57Everybody go outside.
00:58:58Show us what it goes after.
00:59:00What is out.
00:59:01Yeah, we're going out right now.
00:59:03Everybody out.
00:59:04Let's go.
00:59:04Nothing.
00:59:06Nothing.
00:59:07Now.
00:59:10Let's go away, boy.
00:59:27Kale!
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