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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! Short Drama (2026)
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47We're chewing on it.
00:01:52See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:04Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:15Please.
00:02:16My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:21If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24Be Lysander Armstrong.
00:02:26His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot.
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:34He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money.
00:02:37Fame.
00:02:37Power.
00:02:38Power.
00:02:38It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes.
00:02:47Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:55I'm dying!
00:02:56Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married?
00:03:03I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:22I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:36Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:39Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish?
00:03:43Mm-hmm.
00:03:43That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity.
00:03:46It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What?
00:03:50Oh, Jesus.
00:03:52You're giving me a migraine now.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay.
00:04:01I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:23What?
00:04:24My migraine's gone.
00:04:26Okay.
00:04:26Then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:52I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General.
00:04:58I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging.
00:05:51There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly.
00:05:52I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second.
00:06:19You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:21That's correct.
00:06:22Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:28That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:31We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:37No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:45bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:47James, come.
00:06:49Put out a bounty.
00:06:51To the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:54But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:01Oh, you're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wits' end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no fail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, if he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:58Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:05But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Oh, okay.
00:10:19What?
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:32Oh!
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:26What?
00:11:27What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:45And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases.
00:12:50Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh my God.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:03back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:11And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry, I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her!
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh yeah?
00:15:17Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she getting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:42Malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:10General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30Alright, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:34Let's go.
00:17:40Let's go.
00:17:50Let's go.
00:17:54Let's go.
00:17:58Let's go.
00:18:01Let's go.
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:39armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:51stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:18:58that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life
00:19:05on the streets are you shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:19:13her
00:19:13you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
00:19:18go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:22james let's go yes sir oh my god
00:19:34i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:18hearts of young handsome men and she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes
00:20:23my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:30you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me i just want
00:20:48something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:55lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:22to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:27bitch alive
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we niggas
00:21:47good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:50saving me by bathing with me who are you you're a fucking spy talk i swear to god i'll have
00:21:58you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your zipper
00:22:05i will never
00:22:07i will never
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:30A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:35It's science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:41You're just talking to me with your friend.
00:22:43And I'm a professional.
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:47Captain, do something now.
00:22:49Ready!
00:22:54We're almost there.
00:22:57Aim!
00:22:59Get him, boys. Get him!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:05Fire!
00:23:21Those dives cells.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:35She's not the dark witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:54Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:11No, no.
00:24:12Absolutely not.
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:16How could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir.
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:35It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now, naked, in a jacuzzi, with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me, the witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:05You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:18This is the finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:46Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:50Poison gas?
00:25:52My son is in there.
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:55No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:05And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:14I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:17It's now or never.
00:26:29You don't think that they're...
00:26:31You!
00:26:32You son!
00:26:33And stand down.
00:26:45The parasite's been extracted.
00:26:48Shoot her dead now.
00:26:48Do I need to fix your hearing, too?
00:26:51I said stand down.
00:26:54Don't listen to her.
00:26:55She's a fraud.
00:26:56A termite to the field of medicine.
00:26:59I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:02If I'm a termite, then...
00:27:04You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:07Wait a second.
00:27:08Are you saying you cured my son?
00:27:10He'll wake in just a moment.
00:27:11You can see for yourself.
00:27:13Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:27:16That is it.
00:27:17No more stalling, General.
00:27:19If you won't punish her, I will.
00:27:25Don't hurt her.
00:27:31He's a cure.
00:27:37His pulse is regular.
00:27:39In fact, it's never been better.
00:27:44There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:27:55Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:27:57Lysander's warm again.
00:27:58He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:00And his heart is strong.
00:28:02Come, feel it.
00:28:04I saved my son.
00:28:07Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:28:10Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:28:15I've learned my lesson.
00:28:17I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:28:21Wait, wait.
00:28:23No, no.
00:28:23There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:28:28queen, angel, and I.
00:28:31The...
00:28:32The goddess healer.
00:28:37Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:28:39But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:28:45a day after 20.
00:28:47It doesn't matter who I am.
00:28:49What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:28:52Devin, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:28:56Take care.
00:28:57No, wait.
00:28:58Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:01He's right.
00:29:02We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as
00:29:07a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:29:09Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:29:14I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:29:17I...
00:29:19I'm already engaged.
00:29:23Already engaged?
00:29:24I am.
00:29:25I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and
00:29:29he's coming back today.
00:29:31But don't be disappointed.
00:29:33Really, I'm no one special.
00:29:35I just got lucky with your brother.
00:29:37Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:29:40But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:29:42Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:29:45Take the gold.
00:29:46No, really.
00:29:48I don't need anything.
00:29:49I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:29:55Trixie, it's your fiancée.
00:29:57He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:02I must go.
00:30:09Hobo close.
00:30:11Halo glow.
00:30:13I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:30:16It was just dumb luck.
00:30:18She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:30:21She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful
00:30:25bachelor around.
00:30:29I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:30:35Oh, my God.
00:30:37I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:30:43No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:30:45Lysander, I was not what's supposed to be mine.
00:30:49I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:30:54You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:30:57Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:01No.
00:31:01We're not for us.
00:31:03No, she's just better than us.
00:31:06Oh, my God.
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:31:12She's no average Jane.
00:31:14No, she isn't.
00:31:15She said it was just dumb luck.
00:31:17But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:31:22had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:31:23But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:31:25No normal person could have done that.
00:31:27Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:31:30I have never met a woman like that.
00:31:32I have to find her.
00:31:33I have to make her my wife.
00:31:34She won my heart over, too.
00:31:36But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:31:40All right, listen.
00:31:41I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:31:49I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters,
00:31:52filthy things, out of my house, now.
00:31:57Trixie paid for this house.
00:31:58She waited for you for three years.
00:32:02She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:04And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:06One with some serious fuck-you money.
00:32:09So get lost.
00:32:10Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:32:20Grandma.
00:32:21Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:32:24I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:32:26I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:32:30In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:32:34So sign over the house now.
00:32:40You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:32:44And I did.
00:32:45For three years while you were deployed.
00:32:48Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:32:50And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:32:53Do you have no shame?
00:32:55We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could
00:32:59have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:07That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:33:12I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:33:21Oh, yeah?
00:33:22Well, Marissa
00:33:24is so much better than you.
00:33:26She grew up
00:33:27even poorer
00:33:28than you.
00:33:29And now
00:33:30she's the CEO
00:33:31of an entire
00:33:32corporation.
00:33:34Dude!
00:33:36Oh!
00:33:37And you?
00:33:39You're still nothing.
00:33:41So you think she's an upgrade?
00:33:43Of course she's an upgrade.
00:33:45Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:33:49Oops.
00:33:50Yeah.
00:33:51That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:01You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:03I certainly did.
00:34:04In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:34:16Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:34:18That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:34:21You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:34:25My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:34:31How dare you insult her?
00:34:34It's okay, Grandma.
00:34:36Let's not stoop to that level.
00:34:38Poor Edna.
00:34:39She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:34:42What is he talking about, your sweetheart?
00:34:44Show her, Bob.
00:34:50This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:34:54She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:34:56She was begging on the street for money.
00:34:59I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:03Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:35:06You dig?
00:35:07The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:35:09And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:35:13Is this true, Trixie?
00:35:18I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:35:21I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:35:26Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:35:30What is that supposed to mean?
00:35:31It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:35:40Enough bullshitting already.
00:35:42Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:35:57At your wedding, I will.
00:35:59What?
00:36:00If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:06why should I do good by you?
00:36:08I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:36:13Fucking bitch!
00:36:15You better keep your word.
00:36:16Oh, that's rich.
00:36:18After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:36:21Do remember that.
00:36:29Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:36:32They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:36:36Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:36:39I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:36:43Trillions?
00:36:46That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:36:50It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:36:55I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:36:59That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:04It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:08But please, Trixie dear, I know it was to broken your heart, but embellishing your worth and who you are,
00:37:17it will only delay the healing process.
00:37:20You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:37:22After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills.
00:37:27I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:37:32That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:37:36You've always had an angel's heart.
00:37:38I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:37:42Who actually deserves you.
00:37:44You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:37:48Oh, yeah.
00:37:53You said Trixie's crushing my wedding?
00:37:56She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:37:58She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:03When nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:38:07So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:38:10Yeah.
00:38:11You mean, we broadcast that video of you?
00:38:19Yes.
00:38:19Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:38:22She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess.
00:38:27Against my presidential glow up.
00:38:29Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:38:38There he is.
00:38:40Welcome home, brother.
00:38:43Welcome home, General!
00:38:47Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie, this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:38:52He served with her regiment in the Marines.
00:38:54You mean the Butch Tanner that could barely carry supplies?
00:38:57Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:00So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her.
00:39:04Fucking coward.
00:39:05According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:39:08Then we should join her.
00:39:10Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:39:16So she needs our support.
00:39:17Will you join me in protecting her?
00:39:19Yes, sir!
00:39:20We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:39:23Well, let's roll.
00:39:39Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:39:41Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:39:43Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract, allowing
00:39:49my biomedical company to go public.
00:39:55Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:39:58Wakeham.
00:39:59Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:01Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:04You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a partay after all.
00:40:09I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:40:16The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:40:22It's an honor.
00:40:22And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:40:28We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:40:31We'll let the wedding begin!
00:40:34Not so fast.
00:40:36The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:00You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:03So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:06I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:41:09Who is she?
00:41:10Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:41:13Just watch.
00:41:17Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:41:18This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:41:20You lost.
00:41:21I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:41:23You know, being this poor.
00:41:26Me, bum a meal.
00:41:28Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:41:32And what evidence do you have of that?
00:41:34Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:41:37I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:41:39Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:41:43And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:41:46Sasa, she's like so obsessed.
00:41:50See, everyone?
00:41:52Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my
00:41:58wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:00This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:42:02They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:42:07Projecting much, Marissa?
00:42:08You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:42:13Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:42:15Oh, my God.
00:42:20You giving me the contract?
00:42:23You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:42:27So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion
00:42:32dollar contract?
00:42:34We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:42:36And I saw potential in you.
00:42:38Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:42:40But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:42:43Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:42:46And this is what us rich girls do.
00:42:49They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:42:52Damn right.
00:42:53You were too embarrassing for me.
00:42:57Sasa tramples you any day.
00:42:58I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:01Bravo.
00:43:02Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:04Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:06Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:43:08You should make her stop.
00:43:09Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:43:11She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech.
00:43:14I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:43:20You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:43:24Okay, enough.
00:43:25You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:43:28Your moral posturing.
00:43:30But guess what?
00:43:31Morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves.
00:43:35That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:43:38Because I've got the material goods.
00:43:40And you're just all empty talk.
00:43:42I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:43:45Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:43:49See this?
00:44:00Oh my god.
00:44:02Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:07The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:44:09No, absolutely not.
00:44:11I don't believe it.
00:44:13You all sound so scared already.
00:44:15Don't worry.
00:44:16This isn't that contract.
00:44:18It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:44:24See everyone?
00:44:25She's just trying to bluff us.
00:44:27But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:44:29Look at her following orders.
00:44:30I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:44:33Like a good little peasant slave.
00:44:36That house is worth all her life savings.
00:44:42You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:44:55You must understand me.
00:44:57I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:00I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:08Bro!
00:45:09She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:45:11She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment
00:45:15baddie.
00:45:15You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:45:19It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:45:21Uh, I know what this is.
00:45:23You've gotten delusional.
00:45:25And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will
00:45:30scoop you into money forever?
00:45:31Well, that's not happening.
00:45:33Security!
00:45:34Lock the doors.
00:45:35This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:45:40This is where your dreams will die, bitch!
00:45:46We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:45:47She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:45:50Butch Tanner.
00:45:51Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:45:55Let's go.
00:45:59You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:02I've saved plenty of people from much worse.
00:46:05Including your head of command, Butch.
00:46:08General Lysander Armstrong.
00:46:10You mean the legendary war hero?
00:46:12He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:46:16You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:46:20So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:46:26No one here is gonna believe you.
00:46:27If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:46:33And she's not.
00:46:34You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:46:37Show them, Butch.
00:46:44See for yourselves, everyone.
00:46:46Trixie's just a freeloading beggar.
00:46:51She won't leave me and Marissa alone, because we're rich as fuck now.
00:46:55I'm a major in the Marines.
00:46:58Sasa, she has a billion-dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:47:03Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:47:08How despicable.
00:47:09She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:47:13Get out of here.
00:47:14No one wants to marry you.
00:47:15No free meals for the poor!
00:47:17Do you see this, Trixie?
00:47:20This is high society.
00:47:21So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:47:26Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:47:35I already have everything one can dream of, but I valued our friendship, Marissa, which is why I came here
00:47:40to give you a second chance.
00:47:42To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:47:45But no.
00:47:46You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:47:50Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:47:54And who knows if you've already started offering sexual services?
00:47:59Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:48:03My brother will never take you back.
00:48:06No man will marry an embarrassed man like you.
00:48:09But make me happy, and I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:48:25How dare you hit my brother?
00:48:26I'm never letting you leave here alive.
00:48:29That's awesome.
00:48:30I need to do something.
00:48:31Don't worry, my dear.
00:48:33After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:48:38Oh, is that so?
00:48:41Security!
00:48:44Get down on your knees, and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
00:48:49or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:48:53I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:48:57Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:49:01Dream on!
00:49:03You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:49:08You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:49:10Enough!
00:49:11You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm going to shoot you.
00:49:17On the count of three!
00:49:19I think I quite like it here.
00:49:21Two!
00:49:21Two!
00:49:31Mmm.
00:49:33This wine is so delicious.
00:49:35One!
00:49:36Shoot!
00:49:39Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:49:59Who the hell is this?
00:50:04I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:06Did they hurt you?
00:50:07No, I'm fine.
00:50:10But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:50:14You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:50:17I'm a man of my word.
00:50:19They're never going to hurt you ever again.
00:50:21Really, it was nothing.
00:50:23I saved you because you're a good man,
00:50:25not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:50:33I see what this is.
00:50:34You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:50:37Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:50:39Don't try to pin this on her.
00:50:41She waited for you for three years.
00:50:42This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:50:47Virtue?
00:50:48Don't make me laugh.
00:50:50She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:50:53No man who in a hundred-foot pole would want to touch her.
00:50:57She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:51:03I see her in the Marines.
00:51:07I'm a major.
00:51:08You know, look man.
00:51:09I know Trixie is like, uh, I don't know, like a seven.
00:51:13Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:51:14but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:51:23A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:51:28You're a coward.
00:51:38We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:51:43You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:51:44You know that?
00:51:47You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:51:49So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:51:52You understand?
00:51:52You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:51:54I'm a fucking major.
00:51:56You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:51:58I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:52:01Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:03I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:05What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:52:09He was just a supply boy.
00:52:13War hero?
00:52:15Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:52:18Poor girl.
00:52:19Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:52:23A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:52:26Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:52:32A bum girl and a pimp.
00:52:34What a pair.
00:52:36Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:52:40Maybe we should try to face them off some more.
00:52:42Don't you think?
00:52:44Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:52:52What is all this?
00:52:54Trixie, listen.
00:52:55I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:52:59But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:04I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:53:08It's not in my nature.
00:53:10I'm like somebody else here.
00:53:12Listen, Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:53:20So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:53:23So I know that you're the one for me.
00:53:27This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:53:32Oscar worthy.
00:53:33Oscar worthy.
00:53:35No.
00:53:36First gift.
00:53:37First gift.
00:53:37First gift.
00:53:41Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:53:44So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:53:47Worth $500 million.
00:53:49Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:53:53Second gift.
00:53:57This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.
00:54:01Which is now yours.
00:54:02Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:06That's amazing.
00:54:06They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:54:09They've got nothing left.
00:54:10Why, Sander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:54:13No, look, I know.
00:54:15I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:54:18Okay?
00:54:19Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, well.
00:54:24I know that you are the one.
00:54:29I'm not going to have any help.
00:54:42I'm not going to have any help.
00:54:58Will you marry me?
00:55:01You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:55:07Yes, I will marry you.
00:55:25Go, go, power couple.
00:55:27Woo!
00:55:28Okay, stop.
00:55:30The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:55:34Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:55:38No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:55:43Hey.
00:55:44I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife.
00:55:48Which means that she will be treated as, and cherished as, the most precious woman on earth.
00:55:54Understand?
00:55:58You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:56:03This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:56:13As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:56:20Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:56:23Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:56:29I bet my life you're all just...
00:56:31Actors.
00:56:32Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:56:34Come on, Lysander.
00:56:35What are we waiting for?
00:56:36Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:56:38What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:56:40Lysander, the elites, infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:56:43She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:56:47Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:56:51She's utterly unmarriable.
00:56:55I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:00I'd handle them myself, but...
00:57:04I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:57:06Go ahead, Lysander.
00:57:14Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:57:15Please, bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:57:19Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:57:22Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:57:32Uh, hello?
00:57:33Yes.
00:57:36What?
00:57:41I'm bankrupt!
00:57:50Hey, hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:57:54That was a real call?
00:57:56People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:57:58My company's dead!
00:57:59It evaporated!
00:58:01It's a thin air!
00:58:04That's impossible!
00:58:06Who are you?
00:58:08What did you do?
00:58:09Secretary Cho, you said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:58:13And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:58:17Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:58:20Then that means...
00:58:23You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:58:26The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:58:30Trixie's married.
00:58:31The famed war hero.
00:58:33The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:58:37Now you believe me?
00:58:39Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:58:42There's got to be some trick to this.
00:58:44You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:58:48It's awesome.
00:58:50Please.
00:58:56I know why you're all over Trixie.
00:58:58Because you've been in the military for so long.
00:59:00You don't know what a real woman can do for you.
00:59:03Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
00:59:09Do you have your hands for me?
00:59:10Or I'll have them removed for you.
00:59:17I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
00:59:23Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
00:59:27Sasa was just trying to save the company.
00:59:30I don't blame her at all.
00:59:31Your double standards are incredible.
00:59:33Okay, you don't want me.
00:59:35Fine.
00:59:36But there's plenty of other efficiency.
00:59:38I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
00:59:4018 years old.
00:59:42Rush for the taking.
00:59:50I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
00:59:53Thank you, Devin.
00:59:55Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me,
00:59:58your best friend,
01:00:00by stealing my fiancee.
01:00:02But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:06You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:00:08No, to all of humanity.
01:00:09So now,
01:00:10everything that I've ever given you to,
01:00:13I'm taking it all back.
01:00:16Wait, everyone, stop.
01:00:21They're impostors.
01:00:26I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:00:30because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:00:33So we won't go bankrupt?
01:00:35The goddess healer?
01:00:36You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine,
01:00:40approved of my biomedical products?
01:00:43Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:00:47The goddess healer's motto is,
01:00:49the right rewrites the wrong,
01:00:51the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:00:54That means she's rewarding me.
01:00:56The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:00:59In fact, she's on her way now.
01:01:03So you're telling me,
01:01:05this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:07isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:01:10Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:01:11If the president and the goddess healer
01:01:13approves of my products,
01:01:15who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:01:16We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:01:18No one would even bat an eye.
01:01:20She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:01:24FBI!
01:01:25FBI!
01:01:27You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:01:32Gotcha.
01:01:37Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:01:39No, don't arrest her!
01:01:42Trixie is a good person.
01:01:43Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:01:45Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams.
01:01:48What are you all doing here?
01:01:50The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:01:52We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:01:56Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:02:00She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:02:03Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition,
01:02:07Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out.
01:02:10She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:02:14My fiancé really is an incredible woman.
01:02:17She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:02:24You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:02:28My brother is not a criminal.
01:02:30He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:02:34Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:02:37And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:02:41General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:02:44And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:02:50I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:02:53I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:03:00If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:03:02But don't fuck with my fiancé.
01:03:04You don't get to decide, punk.
01:03:06Let's go!
01:03:29Get him!
01:03:30If you can.
01:03:33If you can.
01:04:12If you want to arrest me, I'm going to arrest you.
01:04:22Is that enough pain?
01:04:24Or do you want more?
01:04:33Legend is written all over you, Icelandar.
01:04:38Grandma.
01:04:40Meet my new fiancé.
01:04:43Wow, your new fiancé.
01:04:46He's so manly.
01:04:47Much better than your last one.
01:04:49I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:04:52It's Butch's loss.
01:04:54Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.
01:04:57She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:05:00and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:03Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:04I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:07Drown out the poor!
01:05:09Drown out the poor!
01:05:10Drown out the poor!
01:05:12Drown out the poor!
01:05:13Drown out the poor!
01:05:15Drown out the poor!
01:05:16See, Trixie?
01:05:17You've got no connections, no power.
01:05:20You can't compete against me,
01:05:21even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:05:23We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:05:26So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:05:29because you know we won't hurt them.
01:05:31Let them eat cake!
01:05:33Hmph.
01:05:42You can't shoot all of them.
01:05:43Grab what you can, fam.
01:05:45Attack!
01:06:02You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:06:11What the fuck was that?
01:06:13I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:06:15I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:06:25Damn it!
01:06:26Damn it!
01:06:27Damn it!
01:06:29You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:06:31That'll teach you from messing with the Wighhams.
01:06:33Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:06:35We're cornered.
01:06:36I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:06:39Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:06:42I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:06:45They will be punished.
01:06:49Now hold still for me.
01:06:53Wright rewrites the world.
01:07:05Holy fuck!
01:07:06Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:08By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:07:10Is she the goddess healer?
01:07:15I'm all better now.
01:07:16Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:07:18See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:07:22No.
01:07:22Please.
01:07:23I am just an ordinary girl.
01:07:25Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:07:26Sure.
01:07:28You hear that?
01:07:29She's just some average, homeless girl on the streets.
01:07:32She was probably holding out a supermagnet that drew out the bullet.
01:07:35While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:07:39Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:07:45I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:07:47And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:07:50God?
01:07:51Wrong.
01:07:53But you're close.
01:07:54Oh, bullshit.
01:07:55I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:00You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:02Then let's see you try.
01:08:04Charge!
01:08:13The hell is this?
01:08:15This is the line between life and death.
01:08:19Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:08:22I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:08:27You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:08:29What if it's a trap?
01:08:30That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:08:32We ain't afraid of her.
01:08:33She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:08:36Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:08:39I will.
01:08:43Left leaves the wrong arrest.
01:08:52I'm fine.
01:08:54Nothing happened.
01:08:55You'll see soon enough.
01:08:56Oh, please.
01:08:57I really want to die.
01:08:59And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:01I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:04Whoops.
01:09:05Just crossed it again.
01:09:06Whoops.
01:09:07And again.
01:09:08Nothing's happening.
01:09:10Stop.
01:09:11Stop.
01:09:12Stop.
01:09:15Stop.
01:09:16Stop.
01:09:20No.
01:09:21No, Bob.
01:09:22Hey.
01:09:24What did you do to my brother?
01:09:26I didn't do anything.
01:09:27Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:09:30I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:09:32If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:09:35Come on.
01:09:37Major.
01:09:38Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:09:39How was he able to cross the line?
01:09:42See, this must be an illusion.
01:09:46Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:09:49Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:09:58You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:00You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:01Oh, please.
01:10:02You hurt us first.
01:10:04At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:07But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:10:12Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:10:16You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:10:19You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:10:24When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:10:30Don't touch my wife.
01:10:34And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:10:39You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:10:44it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:10:45That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:10:49Oh, really?
01:10:50Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:10:53You've got nothing on me.
01:10:59Yes.
01:11:00Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:06Goddess.
01:11:07Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:11:10Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:11:15Get the VP.
01:11:16We're leaving now.
01:11:20Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:11:24God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:11:27I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:11:30You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:11:32A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:11:35Miss Wickham is correct.
01:11:37I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:11:39Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:11:43You hear that, everyone?
01:11:44There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:11:50She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:11:56No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:11:59Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:04Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:12:09Oh, my God.
01:12:12Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:12:19and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:12:23Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:12:27I never realized how delusional they were.
01:12:30You can only dream of what you can never have, while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:12:36Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:12:41It ain't working.
01:12:42You can't just fake the...
01:12:45Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:12:49It's like real magic.
01:12:51Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:12:56And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:03No.
01:13:05Trixie, look.
01:13:06I believe you.
01:13:08You saved me.
01:13:09Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:13:13No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:13:16We'll riot against you now.
01:13:19Tear her apart!
01:13:20Tear her apart!
01:13:22Tear her apart!
01:13:23Tear her apart!
01:13:25Tear her apart!
01:13:26The Vice President arrives!
01:13:29The Vice President arrives!
01:13:43Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:13:49You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:13:52Wait, what?
01:13:54He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:13:56No, no.
01:13:57We've been through this already once, okay?
01:13:59Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:00This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:06But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:14:11Yes.
01:14:11We all thought he was a fraud.
01:14:13What I mean is...
01:14:16You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:19And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:14:22The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:14:26And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:14:30He is the General.
01:14:32Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:14:34Did you hear that?
01:14:35Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:14:40So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:14:43We got the VP and the President.
01:14:45On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:14:50I told you.
01:14:51Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:14:53This is treason!
01:14:55Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:02Hurry!
01:15:03The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:15:07You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:15:10My brother is a war hero.
01:15:11He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:15:14He was in a coma for two years.
01:15:16If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:15:17Enough!
01:15:18You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:15:22Not just your brother.
01:15:24Yeah.
01:15:25It's okay.
01:15:27Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:15:30I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:15:35And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:15:37I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:15:43I truly saved a good man.
01:15:50I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:15:54And what can you do about it?
01:15:55Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:15:58My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:03Let's try it out on them.
01:16:06Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:07There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:16:09Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:16:12Despicable!
01:16:12What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:16:18Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:16:22Did you hear that, boys?
01:16:23Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:16:59Oh, my gosh.
01:17:01I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:03That was...
01:17:04They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:08What is this?
01:17:09Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:17:13This is a war crime.
01:17:15These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:17:17You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:17:19I can shoot whoever I want.
01:17:20I have the presidential contract.
01:17:21With great power comes great responsibility.
01:17:24And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:17:29What are you doing?
01:17:30Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:17:33That is easy.
01:17:34There's no need.
01:17:36I'll save everyone.
01:17:51It's raining gold.
01:17:54What's happening?
01:17:56Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:17:57It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:01She...
01:18:02She is...
01:18:04She is a criminal.
01:18:06Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:07We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:18:09I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:18:10Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:18:14What are you talking about?
01:18:15The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:18:28This contract?
01:18:30Yeah.
01:18:31Yes.
01:18:32Thank you, First Gentleman.
01:18:50my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:19:06this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:19:11is a virus don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that
01:19:16you're the real virus here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives
01:19:22and that's something i cannot tolerate so prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you
01:19:29what are you gonna do the president is here and i just invented the best biomedical products
01:19:36in the world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:19:41madam president you've recovered now so what's your final decision
01:19:47i'll she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:19:55i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:02why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:20:07you wish you idiot
01:20:11i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:20:17i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess
01:20:21of healing
01:20:24and do you know the goddess you saved me and my son during childbirth
01:20:30you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:20:34the one and only
01:20:36and it's
01:20:40her
01:20:55welcome goddess
01:21:03uh we uh
01:21:09you really are the goddess of healing aren't you
01:21:11how else did you think i saved you
01:21:14then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:21:19i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:21:21to help those in need
01:21:23and make sure the man i chose loved me for me
01:21:27no so that means
01:21:28the billion dollar contract
01:21:30it was you who gave it to me
01:21:32and she took her away just like that
01:21:36that was her golden ticket
01:21:37you were once my fiance and best friend
01:21:40but after everything you've done
01:21:42we're officially getting ties with you both
01:21:44no please i swear
01:21:45i didn't know you were an ex
01:21:47it doesn't matter who she is
01:21:52trixie has a heart of gold
01:21:54she's an amazing person
01:21:55and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:21:59she's going to be my wife
01:22:01because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:22:03on this planet
01:22:09i love you
01:22:23all her goals
01:22:24all her clothes
01:22:26all that could have been mine
01:22:28this is all your fault
01:22:30you seduce me
01:22:34you were the one that came on to me
01:22:35you himbo
01:22:37please trixie
01:22:39give me another chance
01:22:41i want to be rich again
01:22:42i'll be your slave
01:22:44i'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:22:46you've had your chance to apologize
01:22:48but it's too late now
01:22:50all i see is your greed
01:22:52and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself
01:22:54you two should be locked up
01:22:56and she shall
01:22:58for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:01arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:23:04it's all your fault marissa
01:23:06i never loved you
01:23:07it's your fault
01:23:08i was only with you for your money
01:23:10i don't care
01:23:11you were rich
01:23:13i'll send self-help
01:23:15rest assured goddess
01:23:17we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:23:20my platform is spreading kindness
01:23:22just like you
01:23:23i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:23:26that is why i saved you
01:23:28with these healing hands
01:23:30i will work tirelessly to change the world
01:23:33one good deed at a time
01:23:34well
01:23:36let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:23:40let's party
01:23:41wait
01:23:42what if we just got married
01:23:43right now
01:23:45yes
01:23:49do you take each other
01:23:52to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:23:54i do
01:23:55i do
01:23:56you may kiss the bride
01:23:58yeah
01:23:59do you
01:24:02i do
01:24:02you
01:24:03you
01:24:04you
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