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The Heart Thief
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00:05you know what i don't even need to look at the menu i got the best thing in this place
00:10sitting
00:10right here in front of me marcus i knew it working late my ass i didn't know client was
00:17code for slut marcus who is this get my husband's name out of your mouth husband baby listen it's
00:27not what baby wait
00:42wow man's can't even cheat right can't say i'm surprised dude had silly or cheated i was
00:48written all over him beautiful woman like you deserves better okay slick and who are you
00:57i'm better
01:03but you can call me roman
01:07are you hitting on me depends is it working
01:15that was cute
01:18okay well i hate to break it to you but i won't be calling you anything
01:22hmm and why is that because you look like you still have a bedtime
01:28maybe i'm just looking for someone to tuck me in
01:48i don't know what to say
01:58okay
01:58i don't know what to say
01:59i don't know what to say
01:59okay
01:59so
01:59i don't know what to say
02:02how old are you 26 right i'm 32 i think i've outgrown the whole dating the bartender phase
02:15need maturity stability a man that owns more than one towel
02:26you know if you have all the answers
02:30how'd you miss the married guy
02:44oh bitch do you have any idea who you were just talking to
02:51a baby more like baby billionaire
02:57roman's the boss he owns like half the city nightlife hotels restaurants lounges him
03:05by the looks of it he owns your ass too playboy's living up to his reputation
03:10no no way 26 is way too young for me
03:14he's like a toddler with a credit card
03:16millie look standards are great and all but they're not the gospel
03:21my standards keep me from dating man children i need to settle down not settle
03:27no playboys and no boys period 26 and 32 are basically decades apart
03:34especially when the guy's younger that man is not settling down anytime soon
03:40as my mom always says my ovaries have an expiration date
03:46on to the next
04:01so what are you actually looking for in your dating life right now
04:04uh i'm not really into labels uh i'm uh i'm an empath so how do i say this i'm pretty
04:11much
04:11all about protecting my energy yeah that's like my whole thing
04:17so what do you like to do for fun i'm running a podcast with my bros about the male loneliness
04:22epidemic red pill lifestyle baby
04:27so tell me something about you that most people don't know that my body is even more banging a person
04:34hopefully you can experience it soon
04:37all nine ninjas of it oh hell no goodbye bye
04:52you good man
04:56so whatever happened to that model what was her name
05:00oh nyla that was a one-time maybe two-time thing it's nothing now that girl over there
05:10she's gorgeous i mean she's a little too much woman for you but you know what i think i got
05:16some
05:16business to attend to you mind
05:21whatever you say friend
05:31could you get your friend to come over here really mm-hmm thought you never asked
05:56if you had me walk over here just to reject you again i had you come over here because you're
06:00killing the vibe those dates they're a disaster you clearly don't know what you're doing and you need help
06:11my help
06:13billionaire playboy turned dating coach i don't think so have you ever been had a girlfriend
06:18lesson number one you gotta spot the red flags let me guess guy number one had a picture with
06:27prairie hands doing yoga on a mountain guy number two had females instead of women on his profile
06:36and guy number three sent you a random eggplant emoji at 3 a.m
06:42so yeah you're right i'm a playboy so i can spot one reading people is my specialty
06:54you want me to read you
07:02you're sexy
07:06smart independent
07:10but you don't trust your instincts
07:14you know what you want you just act like you don't
07:17if you want to land the perfect guy you need to have confidence
07:21that's where i come in
07:23you need me meli how do you know my name i have my ways isaac told you
07:33is this just some plot to get into my pants
07:36look i know i'm not your type i get it that doesn't mean some lucky guy shouldn't be able to
07:42wife you up
07:44well then what's in it for you
07:46i just want you to stop bringing trash guys to my club it's a bad look
07:55so what do you say
07:59going once
08:02going twice
08:03fine
08:04fine what
08:05fine you give me my dating coach
08:07i want to hear you say it
08:10you need me meli
08:14i
08:16i need you
08:18that's what i like to hear
08:21now
08:22if i'm going to be your dating coach
08:25you have to do exactly
08:27what i say
08:29and if i don't
08:31you want to find out
08:46what are you doing here
08:48how do you know where i live
08:51god damn it isaac
08:53lesson number two
08:55just to impress
09:00come on in make yourself at home
09:06i told my stylist to pick out a few things
09:09and i'm supposed to believe that you just magically guessed my size
09:13i didn't guess
09:15i observed
09:16oh my god
09:17i'm taking dating advice from a gen z
09:20fuckboy i've officially hit rock bottom
09:24look
09:25i don't need a makeover
09:30exactly
09:32as i say
09:34remember
09:39i'll take him to your bedroom
09:49i wasn't expecting company okay
09:57oh
10:03my clothes
10:04are fine
10:16thank you
10:23mele
10:26what's with the bible study dress
10:28you need to embrace your curves
10:32i don't know
10:37mele
10:38look at me
10:41you're unreasonably gorgeous
10:42you know that right
10:46how about
10:50you try this one
10:52it'll look great on you
10:56okay fine
10:59turn around
11:01okay
11:27what do you think
11:30it's perfect
11:33um will you sit me up
11:35yeah
11:45damn
11:45damn
11:46oh
11:47is it too much
11:48no no no no
11:49you look
11:51good
11:52i mean you always look good
11:53you just never let people see it
11:57but the real lesson is that
11:58looking good is about
12:00feeling good
12:04so how do you feel mele
12:06you feel good
12:15i should
12:16probably get back to the club
12:18but yeah
12:20come by tonight
12:21for lesson number three
12:24and wear that
12:41okay
12:42okay
12:42how about daniel
12:43finance
12:44wine tastings
12:45works hard plays harder
12:47functioning alcoholic
12:49next
12:51where are all the hot single normal men
12:54maybe you're just not looking in the right place
13:00oh my god
13:01roman
13:03baby where have you been
13:05i've been missing you
13:06nyla don't
13:07don't nyla me
13:08we have a totally romantic weekend together
13:11and then poof
13:12nothing
13:13you're not hiding from me are you
13:15no
13:17oh
13:19can i get a vodka crayon on the house
13:22right rope rope
13:24millie
13:25doesn't work here
13:27then what is she doing here
13:29roman invited me
13:31unlike you
13:34you know
13:35that dress is brave
13:37i really admire you being so bold
13:39at your age i mean if i look like that i would not be caught dead wearing it
13:43my love
13:44no no it makes sense
13:45looks like you're used to something a little bit more cheap
13:47and besides i'm literally like five years older than you
13:50not 50
13:53cougar has claws
13:55myla
13:56what
13:57i'm just playing with her
13:59speaking of
14:01don't you think you should be playing with me
14:07jeez
14:08okay ew
14:09um on that note i'm gonna let you two kids have some fun
14:13bye grandma
14:14millie wait
14:22what is this do you see this is this a wrinkle
14:27i see a woman hallucinating and in desperate need of an emotional support coffee
14:33stop spiraling because some messy 22 year old pick me said something stupid
14:40look at you pouting i'm not even pouting you don't need botox you need to get laid
14:47and not by mr buzz a lot or dildo baggins or whatever your vibrator's name is
14:54what about roman what about roman i mean yeah he's cute he's really cute
15:06but he's not an option
15:09he's a child
15:11what are you doing
15:14texting roman to see if he wants to go out tonight
15:17what
15:19i'm doing this for you stupid
15:24i'll be at the club tonight come through show you how to meet a guy irl
15:34so what are we wearing tonight
15:50you look amazing are you ready yeah i don't know you got this girl intense baby
15:58really wow you look i don't remember buying you this dress i picked it out myself i thought it was
16:07about
16:07feeling good all right come here
16:19okay next lesson how to move i don't dance what just relax and let me leave you got to learn
16:29to trust your man
16:37i got you
16:38a little
16:39a little
16:42a little
16:42tell me if we lost the fight a little uh-oh
16:46let's go
16:47let's go
16:47oh yeah that's like
16:49oh
16:52oh
16:53oh
16:53oh
16:59oh
17:20damn
17:25what do we have here
17:27hi i'm millie i'm roman's friend i'm brent i'm also roman's friend
17:34so since we're all friends here cool if i couldn't she's still learning
17:41i'm a grown woman i think i can handle it
17:50grown woman huh
17:52yeah
17:52i've been looking for one of those
17:57how old are you i'm 35
17:58do you refer to women as females
18:01no ma'am
18:01do you own more than one towel
18:04and a bed frame
18:07so
18:08do i pass the test
18:11because i'd love to take you out sometime
18:18i'd love that
18:35uh
18:36uh
18:36uh
18:37uh
18:38roman what the hell how did you get in my house
18:41isaac let me in on his way out
18:47what
18:50what's all this for
18:52well
18:53i thought you might be hurting this morning so i
18:56wanted to make you feel better
18:58but you look
19:00fine
19:03not fine but like
19:05fine
19:07you know
19:10well
19:14i wanted to thank you for last night
19:16your lessons
19:17they worked
19:19they did
19:20yeah brent asked me out
19:23oh yeah
19:23yeah tomorrow night
19:25you guys are moving pretty fast
19:27well he's working and he's super busy right now
19:30and he's successful and he cares about his health and he's still making time for me
19:35he's everything i'm looking for
19:39oh my god he's perfect
19:41and i'm a mess
19:42what if i start describing the postal service to him
19:45or i do that thing where i laugh and then i snore and then i apologize
19:48which only makes it a million times more noticeable
19:49oh my god
19:50i'm not going
19:52stop stop
19:53i think your snore laugh is really cute
19:56and you're not a mess
19:59liar
20:00you've seen my bedroom
20:06let me take you out
20:10i thought we covered that already
20:12not like that
20:13this is
20:15lesson number four
20:16how to act on a date
20:20let me show you how you deserve to be treated
20:24okay
20:28okay
20:28okay
20:37you mean now
20:39uh-huh
20:40in my backyard
20:41what happened to taking me out
20:44you know i was thinking and i figured i couldn't wait
20:48plus i want you all to myself
20:57i bet you say that to all the girls don't you
21:02you know if you want to land your mr perfect you need to learn how to flirt
21:06i know how to flirt
21:07you know how to flirt
21:08yeah
21:08show me
21:16i don't know how you do it
21:19do what
21:23make me want you
21:37how was that
21:41that was good that's a start
21:45but flirting's a lot more than just that
21:48you want the person wondering what happens next
21:53okay
21:56so what happens next
21:58usually a kiss
22:02and how do you know when to go for it
22:08you wait till it feels inevitable
22:13you want your body to say yes
22:16before your mouth even does
22:19and you don't break eye contact
22:23till the very last second
22:36okay
22:38i think i got it
22:42right
22:43good
22:43good i'm glad
22:46sorry
22:46no it's fine you can take it
22:48no it's just my mom's daily call to remind me to find the one
22:52i want to be alive to meet my grandchildren
22:56mom sounds chill i like her
22:58she's not wrong though
23:00i'm not getting any younger
23:03which is why i need this to go well with brent
23:09so thank you so much for your help
23:14yeah
23:15yeah
23:16yeah no problem
23:23so
23:24what's your workout routine like
23:28my workout routine
23:29well i'm typically a morning workout guy so
23:33tennis sauna five mile run green juice before work
23:39yeah
23:40mornings are great
23:41what about those cold plunges right
23:43i know right
23:45freezing
23:47brr
23:53but
23:54but
23:54i'm more of a
23:59plunger
24:05damn it's work
24:07one moment i promise
24:09yeah do your thing
24:12yeah
24:23it's two already huh
24:26he's the boss he has to take a work call
24:29yeah well he's not the only boss
24:34and yet here i am keeping you company while he misses out
24:38what is this are you are you jealous
24:43i just think you deserve better
24:47you deserve to be someone's first priority
24:52isn't he your friend
24:54what's up
24:55hey man what's up
24:56hey
25:04sorry beautiful
25:07i'm all yours now
25:12sorry man but uh
25:14you're not invited tonight
25:17right
25:18right you know i'll get going
25:21you little birds have fun
25:26try not to ditch it this time yeah
25:40so
25:41so
25:42where were we
25:46F.
26:22And that's the guy you're trying to fuck?
26:24Yep, Malcolm Rice.
26:32Hmm.
26:34So you ignore my calls for three days, and then you show up to my house looking like an escort.
26:39What's up?
26:41I've been thinking about you.
26:45So, can I come in?
26:48You're drunk. You're just sniffing around looking for someone to take care of you.
26:52Not someone. You.
26:59You throw up on my couch, and you go back outside like the dog that you are.
27:04Woof, woof.
27:26He's so hot.
27:30What even is this?
27:32Off limits and online.
28:01I'm serious.
28:02You were in front of me.
28:02He's consistent.
28:04He remembers details.
28:07He plans ahead.
28:09Oh.
28:12Okay.
28:13I get it.
28:15He checks off all your little boxes.
28:19But how does he make you feel?
28:23Does he make you feel wanted?
28:27Desired?
28:32Like you're the only woman in this world?
28:37Like you're absolutely everything?
28:45Because you are, Millie.
28:50You are everything.
28:52Oh my gosh.
28:54I was just watching this video.
28:55He makes me feel safe.
28:58You don't even like him.
28:59Yes, I do.
29:00It's not all about fireworks, okay?
29:03There's something to be said about stability and practicality.
29:06You know, just because your dating life has more drama in it than a housewives reunion, I don't know.
29:10Me and Nyla aren't even dating.
29:13Exactly.
29:14That's what I'm talking about.
29:15Men can just mess around with women until their third hip replacement.
29:18Women don't have that same luxury.
29:20Oh.
29:21No.
29:22They just get to settle down with boring brints.
29:25I thought you would be happy for me.
29:28That's what you were training me for.
29:30God, you're so immature.
29:31I'm not.
29:35You know what?
29:36Fine.
29:38How about I prove it to you?
29:40Okay.
29:41How about a nice adult double date?
29:43Me and Nyla, you and Brant.
29:47Nyla.
29:48Hmm?
29:49Seriously?
29:50You want to prove how adult you are by bringing in a child?
29:53Fine.
29:55You're on.
29:57No.
29:58Yes.
29:58No.
29:59Yes.
30:09So, Mildred, what do you do?
30:12It's Millie, and I'm an executive assistant.
30:16Oh, so you're like the help.
30:19More like a superhero.
30:21Her boss would be completely lost without her.
30:23And there's nothing that my baby couldn't do.
30:27I can never be ordered around by anyone.
30:30Well, maybe someone.
30:34Okay.
30:35That's enough.
30:36Cut it out.
30:37Remember Fiji, Roro?
30:39I mean, we were feral, weren't we?
30:41We broke the bed frame.
30:43Real classy, super nice, appropriate dinner conversation.
30:47Well, you know what's not appropriate?
30:49The way you've been staring at my man all night, jealous bitch.
30:51Whoa!
30:51Yo, hey, don't speak to her like that.
30:54What, do you like her or something?
30:56She's your best friend's girl, Roman.
31:05You good, man?
31:08Yeah, I'm just trying to keep the peace.
31:10Please.
31:12Mildred is a big girl.
31:13She can handle herself.
31:15Look, I'm done with you disrespecting my date like this.
31:17Whoa, whoa, this ain't got nothing to do with you.
31:19It's not your business.
31:20No, because last time I checked, Millie is my business.
31:23And last time I checked, she's not even yours.
31:27Guys, stop.
31:29Please.
31:34You know what?
31:36This was a mistake.
31:38This was a mistake.
31:40You are a child.
31:42We're done here.
31:43I'm taking you home.
31:44Baby, are you serious?
31:47You're choosing that over me.
31:50She needs reading glasses to swirl and insta.
31:53Enough.
31:53Let's go.
31:54Come on.
31:59Okay, so that was awful.
32:00Millie, what's been going on between you and Roman?
32:05I've known her a long time, and I've never seen him look like a woman like she's oxygen.
32:11What?
32:12What?
32:12What?
32:12He's...
32:13I...
32:15Mm-hmm.
32:16We're just friends.
32:21Well...
32:22He's a child.
32:24I'm six years older than him.
32:27He's in a different place in his life than me.
32:29The thought of it is laughable.
32:33I'm done playing games, Millie.
32:36I wanted to settle down.
32:40I thought you did, too.
32:41I do.
32:42Then be honest with me.
32:45Tell me you feel nothing for him.
32:56That's what I thought.
32:57Wait, Brendan.
32:58You know, call me when you want a real man.
33:14I need help.
33:16Let me guess.
33:17The head wants Brent, but the hoo-ha wants Roman.
33:20Isaac.
33:21It's true.
33:22You know it is.
33:24Yeah, but that's not the point.
33:25He's 26.
33:27He's not ready for something real.
33:28He doesn't want what I want.
33:30That alone should make this idea stupid.
33:32Look, all I know is Roman's got you glowing like a damn nightlight.
33:36And he's hot.
33:37Okay, I know, I know.
33:39Enough.
33:41I'm just tired of making the same mistakes.
33:44Then do something different, boo.
33:46Maybe you should try to get him out of your system.
33:51What do you mean?
33:54Take a page out of Roman's book.
34:03Hit it and quit it.
34:15Millie, if this is about what happened the other day, look, I'm sorry.
34:20All right?
34:21That was messed up.
34:22She should have never-
34:22No, it's not that.
34:24Um, I wanted to ask you something.
34:29Shoot.
34:32Do you like me?
34:35Of course I like you, Millie.
34:37No, not like that.
34:39Um, like, did you mean it when you said that I was everything?
34:49Look, I know I'm not the right guy for you.
34:53Okay?
34:54I mean, you've even said it.
34:56I'm too young.
34:57Um, I'm not ready.
35:01And, yeah.
35:04That's not what I asked.
35:05I know, I know.
35:06It's just, I tried to give you space to do your own thing.
35:14But, I want you, Millie.
35:19I want you all the time.
35:23You're all I think about.
35:26So, yeah.
35:27I meant it.
35:29I shouldn't have said it, but I meant it.
35:34I want you too.
35:58Say it again.
36:00I want you, Roman.
36:18Here.
36:21I'm not waiting any longer.
36:40Does that feel good?
36:42You like how I kiss you?
36:47You want more?
36:51Use your words.
36:56Yes, please.
36:57Yes, please.
37:27You're still here.
37:29Where else would I be?
37:32I don't know.
37:33On a yacht rubbing elbows with insta-baddies.
37:38No, that's later tonight.
37:46Unfortunately, I am a grown-ass man with an empire to run, so...
38:15You don't want to play hooky?
38:19How about you come by the club tonight?
38:22I'll make it worth you all.
38:37What am I doing?
38:40What?
38:41No, no, no, no, no.
38:42I want a full operational audit on all underperforming venues in Miami.
38:46No, I'm not messing around.
38:48Not with the London expansion next month.
38:52Hey, I'm gonna have to call you back.
38:56Yo, man, now is not a good time.
38:57No, I need you to leave Millie alone.
39:01You think this is funny?
39:05You know what?
39:07I owe you an apology.
39:08Okay, I should have been real with you from the start.
39:12But I care about Millie.
39:14So what?
39:16You think you know what she wants?
39:19I think...
39:20You're telling me you're ready to settle down.
39:24Get married.
39:25Have a couple kids.
39:26You're 26.
39:30You're the kid.
39:35I'll make her happy.
39:37Okay?
39:39That's more than you can say right now.
39:41All that other shit does not matter.
39:43It does matter.
39:43It matters to her.
39:45You know that.
39:47You have no idea what to do with a woman like that, bro.
39:51You're out of your depth.
39:58I can't.
40:00I'm not walking away.
40:01You have to.
40:04Before you disappoint her.
40:06I'm not walking away.
40:47Last night was, it was great.
40:57But?
41:02But, I want to do right by you.
41:08I just want to see you happy, Millie.
41:12Okay, you deserve everything, but I don't know if I can give you that.
41:27No, I know.
41:29It's okay, Roman. I wasn't expecting anything from you.
41:34No.
41:37No, it's just to get it out of our systems, right?
41:47Right.
41:59Okay.
42:00Well, now that we got that cleared up, I should go.
42:21Hey, Brent. Do you want to come over tonight and have a drink?
42:44I'm glad you called.
42:45Me too.
42:47So, my folks are going to be in town next weekend and thought we could all go grab dinner.
42:57You want me to meet your family?
43:01Isn't it a little early for that?
43:03Well, when you know, you know.
43:04No.
43:05I mean, I told you, Millie, I'm ready to settle down.
43:09Yeah, it's just we're still getting to know each other.
43:16Seriously.
43:18I mean, what the hell is this at?
43:22Are you still hung up on Roman?
43:26He dumped you.
43:29How do you know that?
43:34Because I told him to.
43:40What?
43:40I told him to back off.
43:43He's not what you want.
43:43He's not what you need, Millie.
43:45You need a man.
43:46I was trying to do what was best for you.
43:48That's not for you to decide.
43:50Only I know what's best for me.
43:52Not you.
43:53Not my mom.
43:53Me.
43:56You know what?
43:57I'm done with you.
44:00Both of you.
44:01I am so better off being alone than being with a couple of boys.
44:05Well, calm down.
44:06No, I want you to leave.
44:07Can we at least talk about this?
44:09Go!
44:37All good, boss?
44:40Yep.
44:50Does this have anything to do with Millie going out with Brynn again?
44:56No.
44:59She likes you.
45:00You like her.
45:01This isn't that hard.
45:02So, why don't you just man up and tell her how you really feel?
45:05Because it's not that easy.
45:07Alright?
45:08Doesn't matter.
45:13She deserves better than me anyways.
45:17She deserves everything.
45:19You think Brynn's gonna give that to her?
45:25No.
45:27Okay, so why don't you?
45:32I just don't want to disappoint her, you know?
45:35Then don't.
45:37That's up to you.
45:44Hey.
45:46You think you can do me a favor?
45:54Hello?
45:56Isaac?
45:58You can't just promise free after our remarks and then ditch.
46:03I wore a whole outfit.
46:05Isaac's not here.
46:10I told him to call you so we could talk.
46:13You know, I think I'm done with the whole dating lessons thing.
46:16I don't really need a dating coach when I'm done dating.
46:19Done?
46:19Why?
46:20Because.
46:21I got everything that I thought I wanted and it still wasn't enough.
46:25I want commitment and fireworks.
46:28I want emotional maturity and the best sex of my life.
46:33Maybe I'm greedy, but I want the whole damn package, okay?
46:40Millie, I'm the whole package.
46:44Okay?
46:46I just want you to give me a chance to prove that to you.
46:49Funny.
46:50You know the thing I just said about emotional maturity?
46:52It doesn't include dick jokes.
46:55Okay, that is not what I meant.
46:58It's just the thought of you getting me out of your system and finding you forever with
47:01somebody else.
47:04You stole my heart, Millie.
47:08I'm not letting you run away with it.
47:17I want to be your man.
47:20The man you deserve.
47:25I promise to never leave you.
47:32I promise to never hurt you.
47:38Even when you're old and gray.
47:41Which, if I'm being honest, isn't that far in the future.
47:46Stupid.
47:51Do you really mean it?
47:53You went commitment, relationship, the whole thing.
48:00You know, I realized commitment wasn't my problem.
48:04I just hadn't found my person.
48:10So, what do you say?
48:13We got a deal.
48:16Can I be your man?
48:20Going once.
48:23And going twice.
48:27Sold.
48:36Hold.
48:51Okay.
48:51Now, all of a sudden you want to go slow.
48:58Let me just savor in the moment.
49:03Don't worry.
49:05We got more than enough time.
49:06on you know.
49:07No.
49:09We're not.
49:09We're not.
49:10No.
49:11No.
49:13So, we'll be able to move.
49:13I know.
49:13Well, that's the thing.
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