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00:00:02As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party, and I'm
00:00:09going to wow them all. Until...
00:00:13What is she wearing?
00:00:15Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:00:20I didn't think you'd come.
00:00:22This outfit is a choice.
00:00:25Did I come to the wrong place?
00:00:27Everyone, our love expert, Mia. She's dressed a bit special today, so it's the perfect time for everyone to get
00:00:36to know her.
00:00:39Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:00:44I thought this was Professor Brain's costume party.
00:00:48Oh, you received this invitation? Sorry.
00:00:53Yours is fake.
00:00:55We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:00:59Let's post it.
00:01:00Entitled it, The Funny Girl Breakdown.
00:01:03The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:01:21That's enough.
00:01:22What are you all doing here?
00:01:25Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:01:28Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:01:32I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:01:35Are you okay? I was seriously over the line.
00:01:39Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:01:43Screw them. I mean, you're amazing. They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:01:48Still pretending to be an academic?
00:01:51Maybe your next paper should be titled, How to Public Yourself Under Embarrass.
00:01:58Alright, Amy. Let's make this interesting.
00:02:03Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:02:08Are you dreaming? You're crazy.
00:02:11If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:02:17And if I lose, then I will delete my thesis, and I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:02:25Do.
00:02:34Leo, right?
00:02:40It was really cool what you did over there.
00:02:43Mia?
00:02:44And do you remember my name?
00:02:46It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:02:52I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:02:55Or is that just a theory?
00:03:08Wait.
00:03:12A funny impression.
00:03:13Your earring is caught on my catch.
00:03:17Ooh...
00:03:32It's in your eyes.
00:03:35Oh, oh!
00:03:36Oh, oh!
00:03:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:03:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there's something in your life.
00:03:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can't take no more lies.
00:03:57There's something in your life.
00:04:02And find out everything you can about Mia.
00:04:08Oh, and call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:04:11You got it.
00:04:21You said ten seconds. I counted six.
00:04:25I mean, that was insane. You had the whole room holding their breath. Even Leo.
00:04:29Step one to Mia's love theory. Create controlled chaos.
00:04:34And what was the result?
00:04:35Chemistry 1A. Dopamine activation.
00:04:41Hello?
00:04:46So she crashed an exclusive dinner, forged the invitation, put on that performance, and calls it research?
00:04:55I think there might be some misunderstanding.
00:04:58I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department, perfect GPA, no disciplinary record.
00:05:06Place of Earth, Oregon?
00:05:08She's just like her.
00:05:11How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:05:13Oh, all set. It's today.
00:05:19My husband wants to meet me today.
00:05:21Ugh. Seriously? That prick didn't even go to the wedding. You're going to see him.
00:05:26Nope.
00:05:27Love is the last thing I need to be happy.
00:05:37Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:05:45I do.
00:05:51There, Mom.
00:05:53Now I am married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away.
00:05:57I hope you're happy.
00:05:59My parents arranged the marriage before they died.
00:06:03I haven't even met the man.
00:06:05I need to get a divorce.
00:06:07Hey, Sam.
00:06:12Lily, oh my gosh. Long time no see.
00:06:19What are our plans?
00:06:20I need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband that I've never met.
00:06:25Hold on.
00:06:26Why me?
00:06:27Because you know me better than anyone.
00:06:31And you have a ton of experience handling jerks.
00:06:35Girl, you called me because of that.
00:06:37No, wait. Lily, Lily, um.
00:06:45Say no more.
00:06:46When are we going to do that?
00:06:48Well.
00:07:05Oh my god.
00:07:07Mia's husband is just my type.
00:07:12Are you Leo Brian?
00:07:15Yes, please.
00:07:16Sit.
00:07:25I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married.
00:07:29I'll make it up to you.
00:07:30This marriage was our parents' idea, but I'll put you through college.
00:07:36You can divorce after you graduate.
00:07:39Actually, I...
00:07:40I know you have a lot of student debt.
00:07:43You're welcome to move in with me.
00:07:55Let me think about it.
00:07:57Let me know when you thought it over.
00:08:04Oh, it's okay.
00:08:05I've got this.
00:08:11See you later.
00:08:12See you later.
00:08:29Oh my god, girl!
00:08:30Lily!
00:08:31Oh my gosh, tell me everything that happened.
00:08:33Your husband is so ugly and dirt poor tooth.
00:08:36I mean, he even tried to fill me up.
00:08:39You dodged a bullet, girl.
00:08:40Wait, Lily.
00:08:41I'm so sorry.
00:08:42Are you okay?
00:08:44Well, no problem because I just kicked him right in a family's nose.
00:08:49So just forget that he ever existed, okay?
00:08:52Okay.
00:08:54Well, let me at least make you dinner.
00:08:57Please, it's the least I can do.
00:09:02Rejected.
00:09:03The psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:09:09Then what do you want me to do?
00:09:11Find the perfect man.
00:09:13Bag the perfect man.
00:09:14And then get back to me.
00:09:15Good luck with that one.
00:09:26Who is the perfect guy?
00:09:31What are you going to do?
00:09:32Graduation's in three months.
00:09:34Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl.
00:09:36I mean, you need a guinea pig and fast.
00:09:44Leo Bryan.
00:09:46He's a visiting professor here.
00:09:48Wow.
00:09:50Fate is working overtime with you two.
00:10:00Mr. Bryan, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:10:12Back to her with me.
00:10:14It'll be a piece of cake.
00:10:15I'll just implement step two of Mia's.
00:10:19Wrong.
00:10:20Men are visual creatures.
00:10:22You need to catch his eye first.
00:10:28Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI.
00:10:34This is mortifying.
00:10:36I thought he was the only one here.
00:10:38And I'm looking for an assistant.
00:10:55We are the obvious choice.
00:10:58Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project.
00:11:01As you may know, Amy's dad is the CEO...
00:11:04Stop.
00:11:05Connections won't get you anywhere with me.
00:11:07Go.
00:11:09I'm not repeating myself.
00:11:14He really is the perfect guy.
00:11:17You.
00:11:18Go.
00:11:20Me?
00:11:22Why?
00:11:22I don't want anybody working for me who is more concerned about clothes than research.
00:11:33Who wrote this?
00:11:35Psychology of Love.
00:11:37You read?
00:11:43That's one of the best reports I've ever read.
00:11:48Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:11:50The one and only.
00:11:52Says here you were born in Oregon.
00:11:54Sister city.
00:11:55To be exact.
00:11:56Do you have a boyfriend?
00:11:59Absolutely.
00:12:01Positively.
00:12:02A hundred percent no.
00:12:04Holy shit.
00:12:06He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone.
00:12:10Oh.
00:12:11Oh, he is so in love with me.
00:12:15Her name is identical to my wife's.
00:12:17And she's from the same city.
00:12:24You got the job.
00:12:25Everyone else can go.
00:12:28Sorry.
00:12:29Thank you, Professor Brian.
00:12:33Just keep things professional.
00:12:36Or you're done.
00:12:38Just do your job.
00:12:42Step number three and Mia's guide to romance.
00:12:46Spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:12:54Just making sure my boss looks good.
00:13:06Me?
00:13:07I'd be more worried about yourself.
00:13:10My grandma wouldn't wear that dress.
00:13:12Well, your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way.
00:13:17Anson.
00:13:19Familiarize her with the project over the next few days.
00:13:22Understood.
00:13:27Listen up, Lily.
00:13:29Rent's on me this month.
00:13:31What?
00:13:32You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:13:35This is Leo Brian.
00:13:38And I'm going to be his research assistant.
00:13:42Um, Leo Brian?
00:13:44Do you know he's your husband?
00:13:45Beginning pink?
00:13:46Yeah.
00:13:47I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm going to pass this semester.
00:13:51Girl, listen to me.
00:13:53I've heard he's a total fuckboy.
00:13:55And he hooks up with girls all night.
00:13:58Please, stay away from him.
00:14:20Baby, I have nowhere to go.
00:14:22You said you would take care of me.
00:14:24I mean, because we're married, right?
00:14:36Because we're married, right?
00:14:40So, where are we sleeping to?
00:14:46Just stay in your own lane.
00:14:48You can have the upstairs.
00:14:58This is all going to be mine one day.
00:15:01Leo, you're going to fall for me whether you like it or not.
00:15:08Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out.
00:15:11No?
00:15:12You know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work.
00:15:17You should ask your roommate, Lily.
00:15:19The guy's over.
00:15:20Not my roommate anymore.
00:15:22She just moved in with her new boyfriend.
00:15:25They're so jealous that you're like this.
00:15:28I think Professor Brian.
00:15:30Listen, I hate to be a bummer, but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league.
00:15:36Bullshit!
00:15:37I am nice, I am hardworking, and I have my master's.
00:15:41What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:15:45Uh, I know, I am Professor Jackoff, and I'm a total asshole.
00:15:50You're right.
00:15:51I never shut up, and I love to hear the sound of my own voice.
00:15:55He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met.
00:16:11Well, what a coincidence.
00:16:14If it isn't my favorite professor.
00:16:17I didn't realize you were so two-faced.
00:16:21I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow, but...
00:16:33A fancy date?
00:16:35It's happening.
00:16:36I mean, I can't believe it.
00:16:38Leo really asked you out.
00:16:39Finally.
00:16:40It's my turn.
00:16:46Mia, I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Brian tomorrow.
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:54You don't have to worry about me.
00:16:56You're such a good friend.
00:16:59But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow.
00:17:03Go, girl.
00:17:10Oh, I'm sorry, Mia.
00:17:12Leo is mine.
00:17:16Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance, A, B, S.
00:17:21Always be smiling.
00:17:23Smiling.
00:17:35Hi.
00:17:36This is a very important meeting.
00:17:38I'll give up the samples I mentioned in my notes.
00:17:41Peter?
00:17:42Leo!
00:17:45What the fuck?
00:17:51Come on, hurry up.
00:17:53This note must have been the invite.
00:17:55Where did it go?
00:17:56Mia, come on.
00:17:58Get your head in the gate.
00:18:11Good to see you.
00:18:12Long time no see.
00:18:13How have you been?
00:18:14Good.
00:18:15Should we have a toast?
00:18:16We could.
00:18:18Oh, I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:18:20Yeah.
00:18:21Mia, you want to show them?
00:18:23Mia, samples.
00:18:34You must be starving.
00:18:42Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:18:44I shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach.
00:18:49I should have drunk on an empty stomach.
00:18:50Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no.
00:18:53So why don't you eat first and we'll talk later.
00:18:57Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:19:00Everyone needs a little bit of business.
00:19:02It's just a nice change of pace.
00:19:04Ah, yeah, she's a great girl.
00:19:07One second.
00:19:09Okay, we should eat.
00:19:10Let's talk a little bit of air, shall we?
00:19:15Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:19:17I thought this was a date.
00:19:20A date?
00:19:22Really?
00:19:23You're into your presser?
00:19:27I...
00:19:31I...
00:19:32Don't misunderstand this.
00:19:34You're only here because Anne's been busy.
00:19:37Of course.
00:19:40Is this professional?
00:19:44The jetty's ready.
00:19:45Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian.
00:19:49Great.
00:19:50Lead the way.
00:19:55I just can't get to break, can I?
00:20:00Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:20:02Not good.
00:20:03I'm an idiot.
00:20:04I thought it was a date and it's not.
00:20:06And I'm out on my ass.
00:20:07Fuck this!
00:20:15This day just keeps getting worse and worse!
00:20:23I'm thinking I'm loud, I'm thinking I don't even want to play this game.
00:20:31Will I make it out?
00:20:33Will I make it out?
00:20:38Leo?
00:20:40You came?
00:20:57I couldn't leave you here alone.
00:20:59You are my assistant, after all.
00:21:02That is very nice of you.
00:21:05I'm sorry about it earlier.
00:21:07I didn't explain myself quite clearly.
00:21:10But you did well.
00:21:12You shouldn't push yourself.
00:21:14Here, take this.
00:21:30I'm going to get you all wet.
00:21:32Don't worry about me.
00:21:34I got this.
00:21:42I need to trip you forever.
00:21:46Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:21:52It's okay, I can do it myself.
00:21:56You want something to drink?
00:21:57I'm good.
00:22:00What's wrong?
00:22:02I got it.
00:22:11Damn it.
00:22:17Do you always have random hookups?
00:22:21There is a lesson from your professor.
00:22:24Every conclusion needs evidence to back it up.
00:22:36Would you like to find out?
00:22:47He is so sexy.
00:22:53I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:23:00How many girls have just melted looking in those eyes?
00:23:06But I'm your professor.
00:23:09I won't take advantage of you.
00:23:12Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:23:15I've heard he's a total fuckboy.
00:23:17And he hooks up with girls all night.
00:23:20So why did Lily say that?
00:23:27Miss Rose.
00:23:29I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:23:33Thank you, Harvey.
00:23:35Mia is married?
00:23:41Thank you, Harvey.
00:23:48Was that your parents?
00:23:50No.
00:23:51Actually, my parents are dead.
00:23:55I'm sorry.
00:23:58I'll take you home.
00:24:00You really don't have to do that.
00:24:08Thanks for the ride.
00:24:10Where were you?
00:24:11We were waiting for you.
00:24:12It's kind of a thing.
00:24:14Sorry.
00:24:15It's okay.
00:24:16We were just...
00:24:17I'm scared shitless, okay?
00:24:19I'm glad you're all right.
00:24:23Hey.
00:24:24Miss Rose got home safe.
00:24:26So, I'm off to the bar.
00:24:29Oh, uh, there was some guy there, though.
00:24:31He was, like, pushing her around.
00:24:33What?
00:24:33Who?
00:24:36I couldn't get a good look at him.
00:24:38But they went inside together.
00:24:41Now, she is obviously after you.
00:24:44So, why don't you just fire her?
00:24:47We need her expertise.
00:24:48And as a professor, I should keep an eye on her.
00:24:51Mm.
00:24:52Yeah, good excuse.
00:24:55Look into her supposed husband.
00:25:13We haven't spent any time together.
00:25:16Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:25:21We're getting a divorce after you graduate.
00:25:24So, don't get any ideas.
00:25:28I'll come back after you're dressed.
00:25:36I want to let real me and take you away from me.
00:25:50Wait, so he carried you home.
00:25:51He's totally in love with you.
00:25:53Advance congratulations on graduating early.
00:26:03Stay the fuck away from me.
00:26:06We are never going to happen?
00:26:10He's playing me like a damn puppet.
00:26:14You know how men are.
00:26:15They treat women like easy come, easy go.
00:26:18No, it's textbook Matthew effect.
00:26:21I shook my hand too soon.
00:26:23Don't give up that easy.
00:26:24We still have plan B.
00:26:27The cold shoulder.
00:26:29Maybe he's just stubborn.
00:26:35Take this.
00:26:36It was developed by my department.
00:26:38It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat and brain waves.
00:26:42Emma, you are a genius.
00:26:46Leo Bryan, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:27:11Are you eating alone, Professor Bryan?
00:27:14I usually launch on my own, but you're welcome to join me.
00:27:19Sorry for the misunderstanding. I just wanted to borrow this. You're not really my type.
00:27:41Oh, yeah. Nice work.
00:27:43He's definitely jealous.
00:28:00How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:28:03Enough.
00:28:07How can you say I'm not her type?
00:28:10It seems like you care about her more than you should.
00:28:12Professor, I found something on her list.
00:28:22Seems like she's secretly married.
00:28:25None of her classmates know.
00:28:27We need a P.I.
00:28:32She's too innocent. I'm afraid that someone's going to take advantage of her.
00:28:36I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her.
00:28:40She lives in a shady part of town.
00:28:43Girls in bars get her ass there all the time.
00:28:51Professor Bryant, I need the afternoon off.
00:28:55Why?
00:28:56Well, if you must know, I have a date.
00:29:00With who?
00:29:01Now, that is really none of your business.
00:29:05You can't.
00:29:06I need you this afternoon.
00:29:09Miss Assistant.
00:29:18And it's totally working.
00:29:20Please take me out shopping.
00:29:23Careful.
00:29:25What are you talking to?
00:29:27It's private.
00:29:29And what, are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:29:31Why don't you help me pick something up?
00:29:35Which one do you like?
00:29:43Try it on.
00:29:45It's for a birthday present.
00:29:47How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:29:51Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:29:52Okay.
00:29:52I want you
00:29:54Under the red moon
00:29:58Only a blanket of stars
00:30:01To keep us warm
00:30:04Same name, hometown and birthday
00:30:08Way too many coincidences
00:30:11And I'm smiling
00:30:12We do think that we are now
00:30:16These are gorgeous
00:30:21Are they really for me?
00:30:23I
00:30:24Actually, they're
00:30:26A gift for someone else
00:30:30If I didn't know better
00:30:32I think this Mia was my wife
00:30:34Sorry
00:30:37My mistake
00:30:40Shit, is he interested in someone else?
00:30:43Pick up the pace, Mia
00:30:59Yeah, hold on
00:31:06You look beautiful in them
00:31:08Now, why would you give me something so nice?
00:31:11If you don't look good
00:31:12It makes me look like a bad boss
00:31:15Here
00:31:17Have this fitness bracelet
00:31:19As a gift
00:31:27Hey, what's up?
00:31:30Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight
00:31:35Who are you going out with?
00:31:39Who are you going out with?
00:31:41I am off the clock, boss
00:31:44Don't worry about me
00:31:47She lives in a shady part of town
00:31:49Girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:31:53You can't go out to a bar at night
00:31:55It's dangerous
00:31:56What, do you like me or something?
00:32:02Just admit you're jealous
00:32:04You're not going out tonight
00:32:06You're going back to the lab
00:32:09To run some tests
00:32:12That I need to be able to say B
00:32:32What is this?
00:32:37What is this?
00:32:39That is a luminol test
00:32:42The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline
00:32:45It makes this oxidization with the iron
00:32:49Which
00:32:51Explain it like I'm five
00:32:53Take us, for example
00:32:56We reacted before we even knew it
00:32:59Kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:33:03It does
00:33:10Your heart is racing
00:33:12It must be broken
00:33:17Midnight
00:33:20Happy birthday
00:33:23We've worked hard today
00:33:24Make a wish
00:33:26I haven't begun to think about that
00:33:29Make a wish
00:33:31I have an idea
00:33:32We've just found kids
00:33:34We're alive
00:33:36You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight
00:33:56Oh mama
00:34:00Mia
00:34:03Oh my god, it's beautiful
00:34:05I love the stars
00:34:07I love the stars
00:34:33You know, I haven't really gotten the chance to look at the stars since my parents passed
00:34:40So, thank you, Professor Greta
00:34:44It's my pleasure
00:34:53You're listening
00:34:55I know Junior
00:34:57You're drunk
00:35:01Step number five
00:35:03And Mia's going to romance
00:35:06Take risks
00:35:07Mia's going to romance
00:35:09Do fucking with them
00:35:29Why are you naked?
00:35:33What happened last night?
00:35:35Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:35:37Come on, dumbass
00:35:38Remember
00:36:07Remember
00:36:15Oh my god, that was close
00:36:17Why are you so relieved?
00:36:20Back up, Professor
00:36:22You getting cold feet?
00:36:25Remember, it was you that kissed me the day we met
00:36:28Total accident
00:36:29I swear
00:36:32My bad
00:36:35I'm gonna go shower
00:36:51Stata is all over the place
00:36:55Maybe he does like me
00:37:05Holy shit, they said that together
00:37:11That bitch
00:37:13After her professor just graduated
00:37:21I need another favor
00:37:23Can you take some divorce papers to my husband?
00:37:27Oh, sure, Bessie
00:37:28Let's meet at the bar
00:37:33Utilizing the halo effect is step nine in Mia's Guide to Romance
00:37:38Edward L. Thorndike theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love
00:37:45No
00:37:46No
00:37:47No, I'm not in love with him
00:37:51Careful, ma'am
00:37:54Oh, it's blinding
00:37:59Um, I have to go write some essays
00:38:07My old thesis is out the window
00:38:10Science is a joke
00:38:15You got me there
00:38:18Certainly no scientific explanation for that
00:38:20Hello
00:38:24Hello
00:38:26Lily, oh my gosh
00:38:28How are you?
00:38:29I'm feeling great
00:38:31My boyfriend is so obsessed with me
00:38:33He's showing me with cash
00:38:35So lucky
00:38:37Yeah
00:38:37You must have really good taste
00:38:40See that?
00:38:41Wow
00:38:44That's beautiful
00:38:45He must love spending money on you
00:38:47Yes, he does
00:38:49Oh, I do have a favor to ask you
00:38:55Would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband?
00:38:59Please?
00:39:01Please don't rush me
00:39:04Actually, is that it?
00:39:05I have to go
00:39:05Lily, what's gotten into you?
00:39:09You've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy
00:39:12Can I at least meet him?
00:39:15It's okay, he's a very busy man
00:39:17I have to go
00:39:19Bye
00:39:22You sure have some generous friends, Mia
00:39:25What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:27She saw you like the necklace so much
00:39:29She let you keep it
00:39:30And for free, too
00:39:33I should give this back
00:39:38Hey, cutie
00:39:39You're here to pick me up?
00:39:41I was on the way
00:39:47I feel sick
00:39:49What's wrong?
00:39:53Uh, can we go?
00:40:01Mia?
00:40:02Professor Brian?
00:40:04What are you doing here?
00:40:05My friend
00:40:06She lost this necklace
00:40:07Trying to get back to her
00:40:15I gotta find her
00:40:17Sorry
00:40:30She has a necklace I gave you
00:40:32How do you know her?
00:40:34I know her from high school
00:40:36We were both named Mia
00:40:38So, we were obviously friends
00:40:40Why were you hiding from her?
00:40:43Uh, she wants me to lend her some cash
00:40:45Not interested
00:40:48Yep
00:40:49She's the worst
00:40:50Should stay away from her
00:40:53I know her
00:40:55What you're saying
00:40:56Doesn't sound like you two are friends
00:41:00I guess I'll give it to her later
00:41:10Mia Rose
00:41:11I'm Grace
00:41:12Your mother-in-law
00:41:21Sweetheart
00:41:21I heard you want a divorce
00:41:24That's true
00:41:25But you don't have to worry about me
00:41:31My son gave this to you, right?
00:41:34No, actually, that's my friend Lily's
00:41:37Impossible
00:41:37I helped them pick it out
00:41:39I'm positive
00:41:41Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:41:44Mia
00:41:45I promised your mom
00:41:46I'd look after you
00:41:49Please talk to my son
00:41:59Look, Sticky
00:42:00How's your experiment coming along?
00:42:02Um, well, if you look at the graph here
00:42:03You can see the time and location
00:42:05Okay, okay, okay, wait, wait
00:42:05Cut to the point, okay?
00:42:07He kissed me
00:42:07And his heart rate reached 130
00:42:09130
00:42:10Mine would reach 132
00:42:12If I got one million in grunts
00:42:13What more do you want from me?
00:42:15How about a video of him
00:42:16Saying that he loves you?
00:42:18What?
00:42:19Who's in love with Mia?
00:42:25She has a secret admirer
00:42:26I think we need to congratulate her
00:42:29Really?
00:42:31Who?
00:42:32I have no idea
00:42:35My office
00:42:36Now
00:42:45Am I here just so you can watch me work?
00:42:48I'm running a launch for the new AI next week
00:42:51After that
00:42:53I'm leaving
00:42:54What?
00:42:56I don't care about your credits, Mia
00:42:58You've been a great assistant
00:43:00Is he really leaving?
00:43:03So
00:43:04He wants to make Leo admit that he loves you
00:43:06The old farts-playing matchmaker
00:43:09But he's reading so soon
00:43:10Do you have enough time?
00:43:12Never fear
00:43:13Never fear
00:43:14David is here
00:43:17Quick
00:43:17What's step six to Mia's guide to love?
00:43:21Make your target jealous?
00:43:23Exactly
00:43:24We need
00:43:25The
00:43:26Perfect
00:43:27Rival
00:43:33You need
00:43:35The
00:43:35Perfect
00:43:36Rival
00:43:36For Leo
00:43:40The
00:43:41Perfect
00:43:42Rival
00:43:46We need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous
00:43:50What are you doing?
00:43:51You have got to be kidding me
00:43:54Plus
00:43:55Influential offers at the center
00:43:57That's making me think
00:43:58Like
00:44:00Hey, babe
00:44:03You up for lunch?
00:44:07Kat, just come into the cafe with me
00:44:09I'm actually
00:44:10A little busy
00:44:13Sounds fun
00:44:29Dang, Mia
00:44:30I can't get over just how gorgeous you are
00:44:33I feel the same way
00:44:36I just love how open and honest you are
00:44:42Too slow
00:44:43Time for the final blow
00:44:44You dare
00:44:52Can't you see she's not into you?
00:44:54You wish, dude
00:44:55I know the code to her apartment
00:44:57We're like
00:44:58Close, close
00:44:59Is that so?
00:45:01Yeah
00:45:02Of course
00:45:07Fine
00:45:09Enjoy your dessert
00:45:11What just happened?
00:45:13Did we screw up?
00:45:14Don't worry about it
00:45:15We still have plan B
00:45:18David was telling the truth
00:45:19But he was spotted at her house
00:45:22So is he her husband?
00:45:23No
00:45:24But the B.I. is still investigating
00:45:26Go back to the office
00:45:27Got it
00:45:31Professor Leo
00:45:32What a coincidence
00:45:34Up for a match?
00:45:36David here
00:45:37David here
00:45:38Has been boxing ever since he was a kid
00:45:39You're on
00:45:50Huh?
00:46:05Huh?
00:46:08I don't know how many tears are we going to get out of here
00:46:10I don't know how many tears are we going to get out of here
00:46:11At all
00:46:12At all
00:46:12At all
00:46:12At all
00:46:16Don't worry, I'll be careful
00:46:17Just
00:46:18Look, rest it on here
00:46:31He seems to have you all riled up
00:46:34Well, you're my assistant
00:46:37Why can't you just be honest?
00:46:41Oh
00:46:43I'll get that
00:46:49I finally took the leap
00:46:51But
00:46:54Could you get that?
00:46:55It might be important
00:46:59Looks like it's your mom
00:47:06Mom
00:47:06Oh, hi
00:47:08Your wife and I are meeting up tonight
00:47:10I want you to come
00:47:11You and Mia
00:47:14You and Mia
00:47:18I can't
00:47:19I'm busy
00:47:19All right
00:47:20I'll see you there tonight, hon
00:47:33Professor, I need the night off
00:47:36Fine
00:47:37I'll take you home
00:47:41You live here too?
00:47:43Yeah
00:47:43This is the place
00:47:45Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:47:48What?
00:47:52I've got the research results on David
00:47:54He's actually
00:47:58Who's David to you?
00:48:01I've known him forever
00:48:02It's always been really good to me
00:48:06It's always been really good to me
00:48:06I've got somewhere to be
00:48:11He seems upset
00:48:13I know it seems like it's working
00:48:21Mia
00:48:21Hello, sweetheart
00:48:23I'm great
00:48:25I'm sorry
00:48:26Looks like Leo stood us up
00:48:28It's okay
00:48:29No worries
00:48:29Good
00:48:30Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me
00:48:34You were all alone at your wedding a year ago
00:48:46I do
00:48:51My son missed it because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas
00:48:55I understand
00:48:57Give him another chance
00:49:00He's working at your school now
00:49:02Maybe it's Faith
00:49:05Really?
00:49:10Professor
00:49:10What are you doing here?
00:49:13Stay away from David
00:49:15He's
00:49:16Oh, you are wasted
00:49:21He's playing you
00:49:22Yeah, I know
00:49:24What?
00:49:25They're my friends
00:49:25They always get drunk and stay at my place
00:49:28Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:49:30You're way too brilliant
00:49:32It's really no big deal
00:49:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please
00:49:37Yeah, drink, man
00:49:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please
00:49:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:49:44Leo
00:49:45What the hell is wrong with
00:49:47He is drunk
00:49:49Why would you do that?
00:49:55I don't like
00:49:56When he takes advantage of you
00:50:02I'm going to ask you one more time
00:50:05Do you like me?
00:50:09Then start acting like my professor
00:50:13I'm sorry
00:50:18Why am I disappointed?
00:50:20I don't have feelings for him
00:50:22Right?
00:50:26I've been waiting for you forever
00:50:28Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today
00:50:31I met your mom today
00:50:35I'm sure
00:50:36It's so bad that you couldn't come
00:50:39We had a great conversation
00:50:40She always wanted that ring
00:50:44What ring?
00:50:46The one she traded with your mom
00:50:49Oh
00:50:53Lily, what's wrong?
00:50:55Can I ask you something?
00:50:59Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:05Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:09Yeah
00:51:10Could you please borrow this to me?
00:51:13Oh, Lily, you know I would do anything for you, but
00:51:18That's the last thing my mom gave me before she passed away, so
00:51:22Fine, but
00:51:23At least can you drink with me?
00:51:27Okay
00:51:28Cheers to me, single-eyed guy
00:51:30Cheers
00:52:02I'm so tired
00:52:15I'm so tired
00:52:22Professor Brian
00:52:23I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar
00:52:28Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:52:31I have a life too, you know
00:52:33So stop meddling
00:52:35I am so pissed off
00:52:38He always gets me heated
00:52:44Is that Emma and David in there?
00:53:01Hey, fancy seeing you here
00:53:04What is this?
00:53:05Time to fess up
00:53:06This is too far
00:53:08I told you he was playing you
00:53:09There's your proof
00:53:10No, just let him also understand and admit his feelings for you
00:53:13This is our plan B
00:53:14Let's continue the scene
00:53:16Okay, actually, they are just
00:53:18Oh, no!
00:53:19You caught us!
00:53:23I won't let them take you from me
00:53:25And you know what?
00:53:26Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia
00:53:29Oh, my God!
00:53:33Ah, God
00:53:34I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing
00:53:37And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:53:41Emma
00:53:42Why are you so quiet?
00:53:46Oh, God!
00:53:48Who said you can kiss me?
00:53:52Emma!
00:53:53Wait!
00:53:57So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:54:02You were right
00:54:04I have to be honest
00:54:13I'm meaning to ask
00:54:15What is this actually for?
00:54:18It detects your heart, right?
00:54:20So you giving it to me was
00:54:24Intentional?
00:54:39Shit, he can't see my plan
00:54:41No!
00:54:54Professor Bryant
00:54:59Professor Bryant
00:55:00Call me Leo
00:55:02Leo?
00:55:04Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:55:06I think
00:55:07You crossed that line a long time ago
00:55:10What do you mean by that?
00:55:12I can't take my eyes off you
00:55:14I'm always worried about you
00:55:17Why?
00:55:19I don't need your sympathy
00:55:23Do you know that I've been dreaming
00:55:27Dreaming of a place away from home
00:55:32A paradise on fear
00:55:40What more do you want from me?
00:55:43How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:55:45Do you love me?
00:55:54I need some time
00:55:56Okay, how's 24 days?
00:56:00That's oddly specific
00:56:02I just can't wait
00:56:05I need to take care of something first
00:56:07What is it?
00:56:10Actually
00:56:13I'm married
00:56:20Actually
00:56:20I'm married
00:56:23It was something my parents arranged
00:56:25I swear
00:56:26I haven't touched her
00:56:29I'm gonna handle it
00:56:30As soon as possible
00:56:31It's too late for that
00:56:35Get out
00:56:45If I had known he was married
00:56:47I never would have gone after him
00:56:52Sorry, I sent the wrong picture
00:56:54This is my son
00:56:55Let's go diving sometime
00:56:57He looks familiar
00:57:03I am on the wilderness safari
00:57:06Leave a message if you need any
00:57:17Do you want a divorce?
00:57:20I shouldn't have had you move in
00:57:23Take this as an apology
00:57:26Let's talk about this later
00:57:27I don't feel very good
00:57:30Can we stay like this?
00:57:37It's my parents' death anniversary very soon
00:57:48I've already made up my mind
00:57:49I'm not moving out
00:57:52That I'm leaving
00:58:02Mia
00:58:02What the fuck's wrong?
00:58:05It's her
00:58:08Again
00:58:12What do you want from me?
00:58:14Well
00:58:15We both hate Mia, right?
00:58:18Such a bitch
00:58:19Took my spot on Professor Brian's project team
00:58:22Not to mention
00:58:23She's a homewrecker
00:58:25Such a bitch
00:58:26What do you think about revenge?
00:58:30Let's take her down
00:58:31What's the plan?
00:58:48Here are the plans for the press conference
00:58:58Professor, what's your wife like?
00:59:02She means nothing to me
00:59:03Then why did you marry her?
00:59:07Mia
00:59:08I'm sorry, I...
00:59:10If I crush this press conference
00:59:12Then can you promise me something?
00:59:16What?
00:59:18Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife
00:59:26You really want to meet her?
00:59:29This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen
00:59:39All right
00:59:40Ross
00:59:44Whoa, he really does look like Liam
00:59:46What are they, twins or something?
00:59:49Did Lily give your husband a divorce papers?
00:59:52No
00:59:52No
00:59:54She's been avoiding me for some reason
00:59:57Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:00:02I wouldn't put it past him
01:00:03There's no way
01:00:04We've been best friends for forever
01:00:08Anyway
01:00:08Can someone help me with the conference?
01:00:12I need to figure out how to get more engagement
01:00:15Oh my god
01:00:17What's wrong?
01:00:20Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums
01:00:23Shit
01:00:23No one's going to believe her
01:00:25What are we going to do?
01:00:32Those people are so crazy
01:00:35Talking about you are disgusting
01:00:38You shouldn't have to go through this
01:00:41Thanks
01:00:41It's like every time I open my phone
01:00:44Oh, wait
01:00:47Take this
01:00:50This guy helps me a lot
01:00:52He helped me to delay the application once
01:00:55He's a kind of weird person
01:00:57But
01:00:58He's also reliable
01:01:00Are you sure?
01:01:02Absolutely
01:01:03Just tell him Wilson to you
01:01:05And then
01:01:06He might be giving you a discount
01:01:10Okay
01:01:13Remember to say a good word for me
01:01:15To Professor Brian
01:01:18Yeah
01:01:41I've already wiped 90% of the search results
01:01:43Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors too?
01:01:46Um
01:01:47Yeah
01:01:48For sure
01:01:51It's amazing
01:01:53You're amazing
01:01:54People have no idea what real digital control means
01:01:57You know
01:01:59I can even make every man forget you never existed
01:02:13Wait
01:02:15Picture Monroe
01:02:24Come with me now
01:02:30What are you doing?
01:02:32What are you doing?
01:02:34Somebody help me
01:02:35Damn it
01:02:40Somebody help me
01:02:43Hey!
01:02:50Leo!
01:02:51Leo, stop, stop, stop, stop!
01:02:52I'll take care of you, alright?
01:02:54The police are on the way.
01:02:58Come on, get the hell out of here!
01:03:00Go!
01:03:01It's okay.
01:03:02You're safe now.
01:03:06You're safe now.
01:03:09I'm so glad you're okay.
01:03:13Thank you for saving me.
01:03:15I'm still so scared even now.
01:03:18I was afraid I might lose you.
01:03:23You should get some rest.
01:03:44Follow you right wherever you go, whatever you do.
01:03:54No kissing.
01:03:55No, not yet.
01:03:57Why?
01:03:59You have a wife.
01:04:01Hello?
01:04:05In the middle of the night, no matter why.
01:04:13Dream I was.
01:04:15See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Byron.
01:04:20In the middle of the night.
01:04:25Follow you right.
01:04:28Humans crave intimacy.
01:04:31Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:04:34The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual communication.
01:04:47I can't believe I did it.
01:04:50You did a great job.
01:04:52I'll keep my promise.
01:04:53Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryan, CEO of Bryan Group.
01:05:02And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:05:06I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:05:09The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:05:13And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:05:19Leo Bryan and Mia Rose.
01:05:24He's my...
01:05:28He's my husband.
01:05:37Hello, everyone.
01:05:43Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:05:49What are you doing?
01:05:51How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:05:54Let's go this way.
01:05:56Let me go.
01:05:57Leo, I love you.
01:06:00Let me go.
01:06:02Leo, baby, I love you.
01:06:03Why are you doing this to me?
01:06:14Let's go.
01:06:16I mean, what happened?
01:06:18We just saw Mia running out.
01:06:20Where'd she go?
01:06:35You're useless as ever.
01:06:39Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:06:43Really?
01:06:45Actually, I should thank you.
01:06:48Because me and Leo hit it off and I moved in with him.
01:06:54What?
01:06:56Well, you know him.
01:06:58He's icy.
01:07:00But not with me, of course.
01:07:04You are ruining everything.
01:07:08Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:07:10He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:07:13But he said he would get rid of you.
01:07:16I know, Leo, and he would never do that to me.
01:07:20Oh, yeah?
01:07:23Well, let's wait and see who we'll choose.
01:07:33Mia!
01:07:40Mia!
01:07:45Where the hell is Mia?
01:07:47I know where she is.
01:07:52Where?
01:07:54Why did you crash the press conference?
01:08:04She's there.
01:08:13You did that on purpose.
01:08:14Yes, and if I can help you, no one can.
01:08:21Mia!
01:08:28The final step in Mia's guide to romance.
01:08:32An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:08:38Mia, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:08:44Nothing happened.
01:08:46Please, believe me.
01:08:47Leo, it's all my fault.
01:08:50I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:08:54I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:08:57I'm sorry. I started all of this.
01:09:01You don't have to forgive me.
01:09:03Just, please, let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:09:07Mia?
01:09:14Guess what? I have a bunny belt open.
01:09:28How did you see her?
01:09:30I have a bunny belt open.isia
01:09:31I,... Mr.
01:09:32Bryan? I need
01:09:33to come clean. This has
01:09:37been an experiment all along. An experiment?
01:09:40I've been
01:09:41using you as a guinea pig to prove my research. Mia, what
01:09:46are you talking about? I've been
01:09:47planning this from the beginning. This fitness tracker,
01:09:51I'm sorry,
01:09:52it's gonna happen. My friends should be
01:09:52I've been using it to collect data.
01:09:55I never really loved you.
01:09:57So now we're Ethan.
01:10:00I don't believe you.
01:10:03The experiment is over.
01:10:06We're over.
01:10:12You're quitting your experiment?
01:10:14Why?
01:10:15I just can't do it.
01:10:17Worst case scenario, just graduate late, okay?
01:10:19Graduate late. That's not like you.
01:10:23Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:10:39Wait.
01:10:41Are you crying?
01:10:43What's wrong?
01:10:47Mia, I don't have much time. I'm going away on a business trip.
01:10:51Safe travels.
01:10:52Please. I want to tell you something. Just listen to me.
01:10:57I...
01:10:59What's that?
01:11:00I know you have a wife.
01:11:02And I know she's pregnant.
01:11:04Take care.
01:11:05I got a dark side.
01:11:07They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:11:14I try to act like I got it all under control, but it's all...
01:11:20You look like a mess, man.
01:11:23Thanks.
01:11:24Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:11:27Because she used to be my friend.
01:11:31And besides, she's pregnant now.
01:11:36How do you know it's Leo's?
01:11:39It doesn't matter, okay? Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:11:45Stop moping around.
01:11:47Yeah.
01:11:48You know what? Get your ass up.
01:11:50We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:11:53Oh!
01:11:55All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:11:59Think we're falling hard, and I blame gravity.
01:12:03Now it's morning.
01:12:04I can't catch your breath.
01:12:06Hold your breath.
01:12:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:12:15Ah!
01:12:22Not the halo effect again?
01:12:27Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:12:32I had no idea Professor Bryan was going to be here tonight.
01:12:36I heard he's a starry knight.
01:12:38That's a stupid name.
01:12:40Come on!
01:12:41The starry knight follows a school tradition.
01:12:44Every year, the student council picks three knights, and at the end of the ball, we get to bid for
01:12:49it to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:12:51It's fun, isn't it?
01:12:53It's today. You should place a bid.
01:12:55Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:12:57Emma, cut it out, okay? I'm going to come here to dance with Leo.
01:13:01I came here for the student line-up photos, so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:13:07Come on, Mia, it's been a whole week.
01:13:09Are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress just to hide in the corner like some painting on the
01:13:13wall?
01:13:15Are you really okay with this?
01:13:18Look at him, standing there. Like, nothing ever happens.
01:13:22He's putting up all that attention from those love-struck girls.
01:13:25Even if you are moving on, you should at least tell him to his face.
01:13:29Where's the careless mirror from before?
01:13:31Don't you want to know what he's thinking?
01:13:32Don't you have the...
01:13:34Let's just place a bid.
01:13:39Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Starry Knight party.
01:13:43First up, please welcome our knights of the Starry Knight.
01:13:48First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:13:58Five hundred.
01:14:01Six hundred!
01:14:05Eight hundred!
01:14:08One thousand!
01:14:10One thousand five hundred!
01:14:12One thousand five hundred!
01:14:14Look, they're about to get what they want.
01:14:16Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:14:18But you want to know what he has to say?
01:14:20Two thousand!
01:14:21Two thousand here!
01:14:23Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Mia is such a fool.
01:14:34Three thousand dollars!
01:14:39Three thousand coin once.
01:14:42Three thousand coin twice.
01:14:45And sold!
01:14:51Five hundred!
01:15:01Five hundred!
01:15:03Y- public article
01:15:03Five hundred!
01:15:09Three hundred!
01:15:11Red alles!
01:15:12Three thousand when you get in there.
01:15:14Tell us to give them one to three hundred.
01:15:16Four hundred you get in there.
01:15:19Through 있을 storm?
01:15:19One hundred-
01:15:19Three hundred, one hundred.
01:15:20Johnny and eagerly!
01:15:21this now? Don't be so hasty, Doctor. It's not supposed to be right.
01:15:32You're the real Mia. My Mia. Although I'd have to admit, getting someone to pretend
01:15:42to be you is creative. Lily isn't pregnant. Anson checked. The tests were fake.
01:15:54What? Shall we get out of here, Mrs. Bryan?
01:16:09Are you in a rush or something? I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:16:15Well, we can't turn back the clock. So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:16:20To face this wild world. So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:16:29So shine bright. Let me run some calculations.
01:16:37I am alone. You have to say the magic words. I love you.
01:16:49Nothing can stop you. No, nothing can stop you. Follow your heart and stay warm.
01:17:06Go. Get out. You can't do this to me. You're just a maid. I'm gonna say this to Leo.
01:17:13Leo. I'm not a maid. I am his mother. There he is. Go ahead. Tell him.
01:17:21Leo!
01:17:24Mia, you tricked me to. Mia, you tricked me to.
01:17:33Then why did you steal her ring?
01:17:36Mia, I'm so sorry. I missed you. Don't ever speak to me again.
01:17:41Don't touch me.
01:17:44Mia!
01:17:49If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:17:54Mia!
01:17:54Thank you so much, Professor.
01:17:57What was that?
01:18:02So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:18:05Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:18:11Congratulations, baby.
01:18:12Looks like my experiment is over.
01:18:16I am not done researching. How much I love you.
01:18:25Hey! You stole something.
01:18:29What?
01:18:30Come closer. Closer.
01:18:36There. Now we're even.
01:18:40Emma!
01:18:40Wait!
01:18:51Leo?
01:18:52Are you here?
01:19:13You're just in time.
01:19:15Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:19:18I'll never be alone again.
01:19:30Mia Rose, will you be my wife?
01:19:33Again.
01:19:40Will you be my wife?
01:19:44Again.
01:19:46Of course.
01:19:48Oh boy.
01:19:51Can you hear me?
01:19:54I know you're somewhere out there.
01:19:57And I looked everywhere.
01:20:00And I looked everywhere with your heart.
01:20:03By the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:20:10What?
01:20:11What?
01:20:12I'm just glad that was your guinea pig.
01:20:14Looks like you've been studying up on me's guide to romance.
01:20:18I've done some research of my own.
01:20:21Can we talk about anything else?
01:20:25Nope.
01:20:27Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:20:32For example, where he should begin kissing you.
01:20:38Here.
01:20:42Here.
01:20:48Here.
01:20:53All that I want.
01:20:56All that I'm asking.
01:20:58Here.
01:21:02Love, love, love me
01:21:05Right, Professor Bryant
01:21:06I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere
01:21:09Love, love, love me
01:21:14As I am
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