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00:02come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good that was you want for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:20prick
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:37why
00:40you offering to cheer me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um
00:49um
00:53good luck with everything
01:19hi
01:22hey roomie
01:23roomie
01:26sorry flower this morning
01:29i am in need of a place to live and you are in need of a roommate
01:36sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:44well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player
02:00i am here to be my new roommate so
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:25it's the first of the month just give me a shot all right
02:29good butt heads kick me out no hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:46i don't even know
02:47i don't know how the mouse went to you like ran over a dog
02:51this is like a few times
02:53there's no evidence
03:00zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2pm on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go get set up the keg or something
03:15all right bro
03:21look i failed a bio test okay
03:23thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called
03:29generic and i'm inspiring so could you please just
03:33what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring
03:39dancing right
03:40right come on
03:44come on loosen up you know what i mean
03:46it'll help your art i promise
03:50there you go
03:52there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:02go herd your animals
04:03okay mom
04:05i'm tessa hi
04:08please forgive my man horrible brother and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:13i've noticed he just needs a friend
04:16oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:19to new friends
04:29he's got our fangirls and frat boys so what do you say babe i'll pet you catch
04:49oh um sorry i don't really i don't really play i'm just a fan
05:07not your type
05:08not your type what fabian who's flirting with you right flirting with me that's that's a good one
05:17yeah flirting
05:18yeah flirting
05:19are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:37i was always the the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about a what about a sex tutor
05:54huh yeah yeah very funny and and where do you suppose i found one of those it's not
05:59something that you can put up a flyer for
06:06you
06:08you're you're funny
06:10it's a joke
06:12right
06:13well not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:22stop you're you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me
06:27no i'm not no
06:30i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:35well a girl like you clearly makes good grades
06:40i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts
06:46that means no yankees
06:50you're like the yankees
06:51focus
06:55you tutor me biology i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:00so
07:02we'd like
07:04date
07:05no
07:07no strictly educational
07:09no feelings
07:11i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:15right
07:15right
07:17okay
07:19let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh
07:24some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:30what's wrong with that
07:32nothing
07:34there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:39you deserve everything you want
07:40you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say
07:50you helped me reach my final and i'll help you find the one
07:56deal
07:56no
07:59how about
08:01will you seal the deal with
08:04your first kiss
08:06yeah
08:17chuck chuck chuck chuck chuck chuck
08:24i'll save it for when you're alone
08:28let's go have some fun yeah
08:37first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash
08:40dude that's nasty
08:44Zeke you want in?
08:45what the hell dude
08:47she's a person not a bet
08:49chill bro
08:50alright we're gonna be doing this girl a favor
08:52can you please not mess shit up with my roommate?
08:54she's a big girl
08:55she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits
09:00you hear me
09:02or what
09:03or i'll kick your ass
09:05yeah okay
09:06beat it
09:07i got business to take care of
09:10but you're lucky this is her house
09:13look
09:14ignore him
09:15alright?
09:15the first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:18i think that's enough studying for today
09:32so you're gonna be a yankee huh?
09:35mm-hmm
09:37well
09:38i should warn you that this
09:41is a dodger home
09:42mm
09:43dodger home
09:46not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet
09:50no
09:51it's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:57yeah
09:58that's if you don't flunk out
10:00oh
10:01funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:12so
10:14now that we're
10:16alone
10:21do you wanna know how it feels to be kissed?
10:43i don't know how
10:47how
10:48how do i
10:49lesson one
10:51trust yourself
10:54breathe
10:56just
10:58follow what feels good
11:04and don't hold back
11:06beautiful
11:11um
11:13i'm sorry you uh
11:17you don't have to do this
11:20what?
11:24pretend you want me
11:27i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure?
11:32what makes you think otherwise?
11:38because
11:41in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i
11:46i
11:47am a fat loser with
11:49frizzy hair and thunder thighs
11:50so
12:01come with me
12:03i wanna show you something
12:20uh-uh
12:22eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:29they're admiring
12:30they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:37what are you doing?
12:40putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:44why am i staring at myself? this is embarrassing
12:47embarrassing
12:51call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue?
12:58you
12:58yeah
12:58yeah
13:17sorry um i i'm not used to this so i-
13:22you don't have to apologize
13:25you don't have to apologize
13:25i just want you
13:26to
13:28see yourself as you are
13:32beautiful
13:39lesson three
13:41ask for what you want
13:45can
13:47can
13:47we
13:52will you kiss me?
13:55hmm
14:13what?
14:14was that-
14:15was that bad?
14:16did i-
14:16did i do it wrong?
14:18no-
14:19no you-
14:22you're natural
14:27really?
14:28yeah i don't wanna get to your head
14:31well
14:33i think that we should
14:35go to bed
14:38already
14:39oh
14:40no
14:41oh my god
14:41not-
14:42you and i
14:43not together
14:44separately
14:45in-
14:46in our separate beds
14:47cause not together
14:48that-
14:48that would be crazy
14:51you can if you want
14:54you set the pace
14:55butterfly
15:08in-
15:14in-
15:14in-
15:17in-
15:18in-
15:18in-
15:19in-
15:25in-
15:26study time
15:28i was studying
15:30i was working on my fastball
15:32yeah and you need to be working on your organismal biology comprehension which you
15:36clearly know nothing about which is alarmingly concerning
15:40so
15:43i feel unmotivated
15:47come on teach
15:48i made my lessons fun
15:55okay
15:57fine
16:00for every answer
16:01for every answer
16:01that you get wrong
16:03you strip
16:05but for every answer that you get right
16:08i'll strip
16:12jeez
16:12emilia
16:13strip tutoring
16:16i didn't think you had it in you
16:17yeah yeah yeah yeah
16:19you in or what
16:24bring it on
16:24okay
16:27first question
16:29what's the role of the sodium potassium pump?
16:34it's
16:36when
16:37you eat
16:38sugar
16:42you're joking right?
16:46the sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient
16:50i can't
16:52so
16:55strip
17:16guess i should've worn a shirt
17:24next question
17:25um
17:27next question
17:27what's the key to maintaining
17:28blood glucose levels?
17:31hmm
17:34your turn to strip
17:37we'll see
17:46insaline
17:49alright
17:54you're
18:00That's cheating.
18:08What are you guys doing?
18:09We are just studying.
18:11Studying.
18:12Yeah.
18:14Okay.
18:15Love that.
18:16But did Zeke not tell you about the plan?
18:20I've got a game today.
18:22Tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party.
18:25Another party, Zeke.
18:27You have to study.
18:29I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:37Okay.
18:38We need to talk.
18:42My brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe.
18:47Oh, um, I mean, I know I'm not conventionally attractive, so...
18:53Conventional attractiveness is a myth.
18:56Anywho, I went shopping.
18:57It's like my love language or something, but...
19:00I picked you out some outfits.
19:02You want to play dress up?
19:06Honestly?
19:08Yeah.
19:09Yay!
19:09Me too.
19:11Okay, let's go.
19:17Thank you for doing this.
19:19Seriously, I owe you one.
19:22It's the least I can do.
19:24For what?
19:27For helping Zeke.
19:29You literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out.
19:35I hope I can help him.
19:36Oh, you can.
19:37He's not dumb.
19:39He just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in a five
19:43-mile radius is all he's good for.
19:52But I think he'll listen to you.
19:53He likes you.
19:54He told me so.
19:58No, no, no, no.
19:59No smiling.
20:00Okay, I'm going to line your lips.
20:02Focus.
20:10Let's go.
20:13Dude, when you struck out that last batter, I swear.
20:16Scout's job is on the ground.
20:18I was actually planning on throwing it.
20:28What's that?
20:29Amelia?
20:32Oh, I'm waiting.
20:35Your left was nothing.
20:38Your nose bleeding.
20:41At least there's something.
20:43See that horror.
20:46Hey.
20:50Damn, Fabian works fast.
20:52Amanda.
20:53She's the girl I wanted to see.
20:54Listen, I want to show you something.
20:56It's just right over here.
20:57It's Amelia.
20:57Told you to leave her alone.
21:00We're just having a conversation, bro.
21:02Relax.
21:04Back off.
21:05Or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:11Sorry, pal.
21:12She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:15What the hell?
21:16Psycho, I'm your teammate.
21:17You're a piece of trash.
21:23What the hell was that?
21:25I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:27Not with him.
21:28He's trying...
21:32He's trying to take you to the upstairs tree.
21:35The what?
21:37Look, Fabian is not good enough for you.
21:38Just ignore him.
21:40Okay.
21:43Wait.
21:45What's the upstairs tree?
21:47It's a tree where we take girls and after we kiss them under it, they always ask to go upstairs
21:51with us.
21:53That's the move?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Kissing a girl under a tree?
21:58The upstairs tree.
21:59Oh, right.
22:02When does that work?
22:03I don't know.
22:04It just does.
22:05I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:11I will show you.
22:15Part of lesson four, allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:28That's just it.
22:37Okay.
22:38So the story goes, he found her planted this tree for his wife and the seed shipped all the way
22:43from North Carolina.
22:44Dug the hole himself, watered it every day.
22:48Usually, the girl says something like, well, it seems like a lot of work.
22:52Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
22:54There you go.
22:55And we would say, oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
22:58Right, but usually you mean it, right?
23:01I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:05Then we would lead them behind the tree.
23:13And then...
23:15What?
23:16Do this.
23:31So upstairs?
23:34No.
23:48So, what's it like living in a frat?
23:54Fun.
23:56Baseball.
23:57Parties.
23:59Girls.
24:02What about class?
24:04Yeah, I'm not really good at much else besides rounding home plate.
24:07No, you.
24:08Making mean lasagna, right?
24:11Sure do.
24:12Hmm.
24:12You ask nice and I'll let you taste it.
24:15It's always about the sex with you, isn't it?
24:18Well, it's what people expect from me, so...
24:22Maybe you should try exceeding their expectations.
24:26Gotta be honest, I think this is the most I've ever talked on an upstairs trip.
24:33What does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:38This.
24:38What does a normal upstairs?
24:55Zeke...
24:55Stop teasing.
24:57Lesson five.
24:59Patience is a virtue.
25:02Build up is half the fun.
25:14All right, guys, gonna take his time.
25:18Savor every inch.
25:21What about listen three?
25:23Asking for what I want.
25:33All right, Butterfly.
25:36What do you want?
25:39I want you to touch me.
25:41Really?
25:43For academic purposes.
25:45Obviously.
25:49Well, then...
25:51In the spirit of...
25:53Education?
25:54Mm-hmm.
26:05What else?
26:09I want you to kiss me.
26:11Please.
26:25Space Ace Girl Machine
26:28Space Ace Girl Machine
26:32In space, in space, in space, in space, in space, in space, in space, in space, in space.
26:48Reminiscing already?
26:50Shut up.
26:52I gotta go find Tessa, but I'll be right back.
27:06Wow, that's beautiful.
27:09Hey, um, Emilio, right?
27:14I'm Sam.
27:16Second baseman, backup pitcher, fellow artist.
27:21You paint too?
27:23No, I'm an actor.
27:25Aspiring anyway.
27:27What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, uh, just representational art with a focus on color theory.
27:33That's wow, yeah.
27:35You have no idea what I just said.
27:37No, not at all.
27:38Um, but maybe I could, I could take you out and hear you tell me all about that.
27:47Can I have your number?
27:51What are you doing?
27:54Well, I'm, I'm asking Emilio out.
27:57You know, I thought we could, we could talk art.
27:59Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man, you know I act.
28:05So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to.
28:09Wow.
28:11She'd love to.
28:14Looking forward to it.
28:20Oh, Emilio has a date, Emilio has a date.
28:23Cut it out, Tessa.
28:26It's just to hang out.
28:28I'm going to go get some more water.
28:35Okay, Spell.
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing.
28:40I don't know what you're talking about.
28:42Yeah, right.
28:43I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:46I'm not jealous.
28:46I'm just protecting her.
28:48Because you have a huge crush on her?
28:50No, I don't.
28:53We're friends.
28:53She doesn't see me like that.
28:57Amelia.
28:59So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest.
29:01I think he's charming.
29:03That's for sure.
29:04Charming, huh?
29:06You're about really hot.
29:07Uh, zip it.
29:08I asked her, not you.
29:12I think he's kind and generous and super motivated.
29:18But I think he sells himself short.
29:22I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:27Damn, bro.
29:28She sees you.
29:29She's a real one.
29:30All right, what about you, Zeke?
29:31What do you think of Amelia?
29:37She's, uh...
29:40She's great.
29:41Great roommate.
29:42Total chiller.
29:44Right.
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy.
29:49I mean...
30:06Hey.
30:08So, uh...
30:10When's that test again?
30:11Vinyls are almost over.
30:14Yeah, I, uh...
30:17I took it yesterday.
30:20Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait...
30:25So I could show you...
30:27My first day.
30:30Oh, my God.
30:33You did it.
30:35Well, I couldn't have done it without you, teach.
30:49I couldn't have done it without you.
30:57I knew it.
30:58Sorry.
31:09so you're going out with Sam then
31:16yeah um
31:19I guess it all worked out
31:24you got the A
31:27I got the guy
31:29you don't even know him
31:30I'm doing what you told me to
31:33trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet
31:37yeah but
31:38but what
31:40I'm not understanding the problem
31:42it's no problem
31:44what's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody
31:49are you
31:51are you jealous
31:54Zeke
31:55no
32:01right cause
32:03cause you're the one that said
32:05no feelings
32:07yep
32:10and I guess our
32:11our lessons are over
32:14yeah cool
32:16I better go get ready for my date
32:18wish me luck
32:19good luck
32:22good luck
32:44well I figure as the brat's sweetheart it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat before
32:50the big game tomorrow
32:51that's like my sweet treat upstairs
32:59missed you babe
33:02damn dude
33:03you know you really are a psychopath
33:07sorry bro
33:11what's the matter
33:12Zeke
33:15excuse you
33:18how happened to the museum
33:21we're meeting here
33:22we were about to head out
33:25I didn't know
33:27right
33:30I'm gonna go wait outside
33:35you're seriously pining over those kinkles
33:37definitely not pining over your hateful ass
33:39don't talk about her like that
33:54it's hard here
33:56ground and murder
33:57over the second time
33:58verse death
34:10I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:20How was your date with Sam?
34:25It was good.
34:28Cool.
34:31I'm happy for you.
34:59Come on.
35:00Come on.
35:01Come on.
35:01Come on.
35:05Oh, big talk, but he just can't get it in the hole, dude.
35:11Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jen and sending her back my way.
35:14Shut up.
35:15You're roomie, though.
35:17That is a tough nut to crack.
35:18She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:20What are you talking about?
35:21Hey, don't count me out.
35:23Well, you know it's not over till the fat lady's end.
35:26Oh!
35:27Oh!
35:28Oh!
35:28Oh, for sure.
35:29Oh!
35:29Oh!
35:30Oh, for sure.
35:30It was just about the bet.
35:31I thought you liked her.
35:33No.
35:34No.
35:34I like winning.
35:36Plus, it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:38Like Miser or something.
35:39Oh, wait.
35:40You're done.
35:41You hear me?
35:42Leave her alone.
35:43Don't text her.
35:43Don't call her.
35:44Don't even look at her.
35:45Yo, what the hell, dude?
35:47Since when you so whipped?
35:48Yeah.
35:54You're bugging out, Zeke.
35:56What the hell?
35:57He needs to cool off or something.
35:58You're just mad, I guess.
36:00I don't know.
36:00Oh!
36:09Zeke, what are you doing?
36:11Don't talk to Sam again.
36:13I'm not doing this with you.
36:15We talked about this.
36:16I lied.
36:17What?
36:19I was jealous.
36:20The thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you, it drove me crazy.
36:31He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:36I am.
36:42I know I said I don't do feelings, that I'm not boyfriend material, but you changed everything
36:48for me.
36:50I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
36:54Amelia.
36:55Would you be my girlfriend?
37:02Yeah.
37:03Of course I will.
37:20God, you're such a good teacher.
37:22Hi.
37:23What a good teacher.
37:25Speaking of, I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:30Oh.
37:38What do you want, Butterfly?
37:43I want you to be my first.
37:46Are you sure?
37:50Very sure.
37:52Last Inbacks.
37:52Would you like to be one of the first- Black-52 Gy?
37:53Oh no!
37:54Oh no!
38:01It was bad, but I want to hear you tell me just
38:07Don't you do it all again, even if it had the same exact
38:13Okay, screaming, tripping out words, I eat it pretty good at conceiving
38:17Dishing out how I'm treated, switching up on no meaning
38:19That don't make sense, but I just say, okay
38:21Trying to make it go upright, breaking the whole top of my face
38:24Walk to the bottom, I'm late, baby, can't just
38:26I like to crash back, how you used to talk to me
38:30Flash me, how I used to combat you
38:33Snip back, baby, can we count to three
38:36Can't live where through without you
38:39Watch me encounter, watch me encounter, watch me encounter, watch me encounter
38:46Watch me encounter
38:51Damn, that looks really good in here
38:54Hmmm?
38:55Mm-hmm
38:58Fortunately, I do have a game today, so I'm gonna need that back.
39:02Oh, yeah?
39:03Yeah.
39:05Preferably sooner rather than later, actually.
39:08So, we should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:15Make me.
39:22It's probably just Tessa. Ignore it.
39:27Oh!
39:30Damn, dude. I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:34You sneaky bastard.
39:36Baby, get the hell out of here.
39:37Seek?
39:39What is he talking about?
39:41Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart, on who could fuck you first.
39:46Yeah, that's enough.
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime.
39:51Oh, and you forgot this.
39:54Toodaloo, have a nice life.
40:01Amelia, look, I can explain, okay?
40:03You slept with me to win a bet?
40:04No.
40:05No, I had nothing to do with it. Sam did.
40:08That's why I told you to stop seeing it.
40:11And you didn't tell me?
40:12How could you do this to me?
40:14How could you lie?
40:16Who's protecting you?
40:19What great job?
40:21Amelia, please.
40:23Don't touch me.
40:45It's Tessa.
40:48I'm sorry for texting you.
40:51You absolutely should have texted me.
40:53No, no.
40:55He's, he's your brother.
40:56I just, I didn't know who else to talk to.
40:59You can always talk to me.
41:02I used to be able to talk to him and now, I can't even look at him.
41:09You want me to kill him?
41:10I will kill him.
41:12Tempting.
41:13Tempting.
41:14Tempting.
41:15No, honestly, this is probably for the best.
41:20I never could have dated a Yankee anyway.
41:24You love him, don't you?
41:28I don't know.
41:30All I know is that I've never felt this way about anybody.
41:34It's like he's pulling me like gravity.
41:40But he doesn't feel the same way.
41:42Of course he does.
41:45My brother is an idiot when it comes to emotional stuff.
41:48But I know he cares about you.
41:50I've never seen him look at anyone the way he looks at you.
41:53If you really cared about me, he never would have lied.
41:59God, I feel so stupid.
42:02Let me talk to him.
42:03I'll set him straight, I swear.
42:05No.
42:05No.
42:06It's fine.
42:08Pretty soon, he'll be off in New York.
42:12And we'll be in LA.
42:15And we'll never have to see each other again.
42:31We need to talk.
42:35I don't feel like it.
42:36The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness.
42:40I know Mom raised you better.
42:42She told me to leave her alone.
42:44Do you care about her?
42:45Of course I do.
42:47That's not the point.
42:49The point is I'm not good enough for her.
42:51I hurt her, Tessa.
42:52It's just who I am.
42:54I'm not a relationship guy, you know this.
42:57Okay, enough.
42:58You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:00You commit to being in a relationship.
43:03I mean, it's literally that easy.
43:05You're more than a fuckboy, you hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up and go get your girl.
43:12She deserves better than me.
43:14So be better.
43:24Hey.
43:25Can I talk to you?
43:28If you want.
43:42Is Dodger blue and white or Yankee blue and white?
43:45Dodger.
43:46This is a Dodger's home.
43:52I'm sorry.
43:55Okay, I should've told you about the best sooner.
44:00You should've.
44:04I thought I was protecting you.
44:07I was doing the right thing.
44:10But the right thing isn't lying to you.
44:15So I'm going to be completely honest from here on out.
44:22I don't want to be just fun, butterfly.
44:26When it comes to you, I want to be forever.
44:32I want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are.
44:35I want to be that gushy, romantic guy that brings you flowers and writes you poetry.
44:43I want to be everything you want.
44:46Everything you deserve.
44:50So tell me.
44:53What do you want?
44:58I want.
45:04I want to trust myself.
45:07And I...
45:10I want to follow what feels good.
45:14And I don't want to hold back.
45:19I want you, Zeke.
45:24You too?
45:26Of course I do.
45:34Thank God.
45:36Because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter.
45:40He did what?
45:43Told you, this is the Dodger home.
45:46I'm going to try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees.
45:48So when you move to LA, we'll be there together.
45:54And what if I said no?
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B.
46:02Lasagna.
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