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00:00:08you should probably get started i probably should yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna wait outside
00:00:15be my guest okay bye
00:00:25your overall health looks fine but your amh levels are low
00:00:29meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age
00:00:34um will that make it hard to get pregnant not always but if you want children i would recommend
00:00:42you start trying soon soon how soon ideally within three months
00:00:51oh my god sweetheart don't cry having you was the best thing i ever did
00:01:02well i just hope you'll have children of your own one day after i'm gone
00:01:08yeah i promise i love you so much i love you sweetie
00:01:17i have always wanted kids maybe it's time
00:01:42i'm so sorry i was um i think i think that's fine
00:01:47hey i'm sorry
00:01:55didn't see that coming handsome guy unexpected kiss
00:02:04are you okay
00:02:08okay
00:02:16well well if it isn't my perfect innocent ex what's the occasion
00:02:21are you pregnant too
00:02:25i'm not as efficient as you writer we broke up what three months ago and candy is six months
00:02:31along impressive timeline
00:02:35please you couldn't keep a man let alone raise a kid
00:02:39or are you here to raid the sperm bank and diy a family
00:02:46get that back
00:02:48yes
00:02:50if you're not married by 30
00:02:51then the trust and the company will go to your brother
00:02:54it's final
00:02:55look mom seriously i
00:03:02low amh diminished ovarian reserve recommended to start trying within three months
00:03:07oh for her
00:03:09wow looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs
00:03:15this is truly a plot twist
00:03:26i'm really worried about you claire
00:03:28i mean a girl with your history
00:03:31do you think you're going to be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up
00:03:34you're basically a clearance rack
00:03:36expired free
00:03:37and still no takers
00:03:40no taker
00:03:42you can rest assured
00:03:44i already have a boyfriend
00:03:45wait
00:03:47yeah
00:03:47mit
00:03:496-2
00:03:50iq off the charts
00:03:52trust fund air
00:03:53practically built for greatness
00:03:55way better
00:03:56than loser
00:03:57rider
00:03:59boyfriend
00:04:00ugh
00:04:01ew
00:04:02sure
00:04:03claire
00:04:03uh let me guess
00:04:05he lives in the canadian wilderness
00:04:07or some
00:04:07bullshit like that
00:04:10and the best thing of all
00:04:11he has the one thing you can't buy
00:04:13oh
00:04:15kindness
00:04:17funny
00:04:18you're funny
00:04:19how about we make a bet
00:04:20if you're not pregnant
00:04:22within say three months
00:04:24you have to admit the truth
00:04:26you were just a dried up old woman
00:04:28you have to admit it
00:04:30out loud
00:04:31and to the public
00:04:32oh baby you're bad
00:04:35no violin for you
00:04:37oh
00:04:39and if i win
00:04:40you stray through the office naked
00:04:42screaming that you are nothing
00:04:44but a little slimy suck up bitch boy
00:04:50deal
00:04:50game on miss
00:04:52nobody wants you
00:04:53nobody wants you
00:04:57oh my god
00:04:58what the fuck did i just do
00:05:02even the sperm banks are booked six months out
00:05:04and i only have three
00:05:06where the hell am i going to find the perfect gene donor boyfriend
00:05:10oh god someone help me
00:05:12now that's interesting
00:05:17you know
00:05:19i think i could help with that
00:05:28ethan reed
00:05:29mit phd
00:05:31iq 200
00:05:32that's my medical report
00:05:33no genetic disorders
00:05:35clean family history
00:05:36i take every bucks
00:05:38on your donor wish list
00:05:42okay
00:05:43what's the catch
00:05:45you
00:05:46marry me
00:05:47contractually
00:05:47three months
00:05:48just long enough
00:05:49to shut my family up
00:05:50and lock in my inheritance
00:05:51and in return
00:05:52you get my sperm
00:05:55and we get you pregnant
00:05:56just in time
00:05:57to win your little bet
00:05:58that's really all you want
00:05:59a paper marriage
00:06:02look
00:06:03claire
00:06:04i'm not looking for love
00:06:05i'm looking for efficiency
00:06:09honestly
00:06:10this
00:06:12might be the fastest route
00:06:13to motherhood
00:06:16all right
00:06:17deal
00:06:27boss
00:06:29prenuptial agreement
00:06:36thanks
00:06:38okay
00:06:39three rounds of artificial insemination
00:06:41temporary cohabitation
00:06:43to keep up party appearances
00:06:45contract terminates
00:06:46after three months
00:06:50i'd like to add one more turn
00:06:51oh
00:06:52financial independence
00:06:54i don't want anyone thinking
00:06:55i'm some gold digger
00:06:58fair enough
00:06:59if that's what you want
00:07:00i'm in
00:07:02great
00:07:03great
00:07:04thank you
00:07:09lovely
00:07:09excuse me
00:07:10mr reed
00:07:11okay
00:07:12are you ready to head into the collection room
00:07:14for your specimen
00:07:17sure
00:07:19good luck
00:07:20thank you
00:07:25mrs reed
00:07:26would you like to go in with him
00:07:28show him a little
00:07:29support
00:07:30oh no
00:07:31i'm
00:07:31oh
00:07:32no no
00:07:33excuse me
00:07:34i
00:07:34oh
00:07:35oh no
00:07:37excuse me
00:07:43hey
00:07:45need any
00:07:46uh
00:07:48help
00:07:48with that
00:07:49oh
00:07:51and um
00:07:52how pray tell do you plan on
00:07:54helping me
00:07:56no i um
00:07:57mrs reed
00:07:58um
00:08:10now i did not mean
00:08:12that i was gonna
00:08:15oh my god
00:08:17shut up
00:08:17shut up
00:08:18how do i turn this off
00:08:19um
00:08:20claire
00:08:20shut up
00:08:21how do i make this stop
00:08:23this is so crazy
00:08:32like that
00:08:35um
00:08:37you should probably
00:08:38get started
00:08:40i probably should
00:08:41yeah
00:08:41i'm gonna
00:08:42i'm gonna wait outside
00:08:43be my guest
00:08:44okay
00:08:45bye
00:08:51adorable
00:09:01enjoying yourself
00:09:03doctor
00:09:03thank you mr reed
00:09:04of course
00:09:05we'll begin shortly
00:09:06you can wait outside
00:09:07okay
00:09:09if you need anything just
00:09:11yell for me
00:09:18yeah
00:09:22boss
00:09:24you married someone out of the blue
00:09:25feels a little impulsive
00:09:27even for you
00:09:28no
00:09:29it's not impulsive
00:09:31actually she's
00:09:33i don't know
00:09:34she's
00:09:34interesting
00:09:38anyways
00:09:39what'd you find
00:09:40mrs reed
00:09:41has been working as a designer
00:09:43at nova
00:09:43her ex
00:09:45cheated on her
00:09:46with his boss
00:09:47candy ashford
00:09:48miss ashford's been making her life hell
00:09:50ever since
00:09:52just last week
00:09:53she killed
00:09:54mrs reed's proposal
00:09:55said it wasn't
00:09:57feminine enough
00:09:58bye nova
00:10:01make claire the new design director
00:10:03wait seriously
00:10:04yeah
00:10:05look
00:10:06our marriage may have
00:10:08a deadline
00:10:09but she's still my wife
00:10:11anyone mistreating my wife
00:10:13is mistreating me
00:10:14i'm just dead sir
00:10:15now
00:10:17go get the car ready
00:10:18we have to go meet mom
00:10:19copy
00:10:27hello
00:10:28mr reed
00:10:29the procedure went smoothly
00:10:30we'll know in four weeks
00:10:32if it was successful
00:10:32oh
00:10:33wonderful
00:10:34thank you
00:10:40thank you so much
00:10:41mr reed
00:10:42i might actually get to be a mom now
00:10:46of course
00:10:47but um
00:10:49you know
00:10:50we are married now
00:10:51you are my wife
00:10:53call me ethan
00:10:56fake wife
00:10:58remember
00:11:01right
00:11:03so
00:11:04ethan
00:11:05you've done your part
00:11:06when do i get to do mine
00:11:08right now
00:11:09we're about to go meet my mother
00:11:13okay
00:11:17mother
00:11:19this is
00:11:21my wife
00:11:22claire
00:11:23claire
00:11:24my mother
00:11:24nora
00:11:25nora it's so lovely to meet you
00:11:28hi
00:11:35oh
00:11:36sweetie
00:11:37i've been looking forward to this for so long
00:11:40and you rascal
00:11:41so this is why you kept dodging all my matchmaking attempts
00:11:47uh yeah i'll explain that eventually
00:11:50of course
00:11:52wouldn't want everyone your wedding night
00:11:55come byron
00:11:56they have a mission
00:11:57making me a grandchild
00:12:01don't have too much fun
00:12:04okay
00:12:10it's my mother
00:12:11yeah
00:12:14uh
00:12:17uh
00:12:17sorry for
00:12:18driving here
00:12:19without having a chance to pack
00:12:28this should do for now right
00:12:31thanks
00:12:31of course
00:12:35i'll go and make something to eat
00:12:39make yourself at home
00:12:47oh my god
00:12:49even his cologne is perfect
00:12:51i mean my knees are actually weak
00:12:54too bad it's just temporary
00:12:56three months and that is it
00:12:58god
00:12:59get a grip
00:13:00what am i doing
00:13:03uh
00:13:04what are you making
00:13:19i'm
00:13:21making
00:13:21these
00:13:22two
00:13:27oh my god
00:13:29i just got promoted
00:13:30design director i start tomorrow
00:13:32oh my god
00:13:33oh god
00:13:36oh shit
00:13:37i am so sorry
00:13:38i did not do that
00:13:38no no no it's fine
00:13:39no really it's
00:13:42oh claire
00:13:43uh yeah
00:13:44um
00:13:45claire be careful please
00:13:46no it's fine
00:13:47there's just a huge thing
00:13:48no claire you don't under
00:13:49oh
00:13:51oh
00:13:59careful
00:14:00claire
00:14:00you are
00:14:01playing with fire
00:14:02mrs reed
00:14:05holy shit
00:14:06holy shit
00:14:07definitely hard
00:14:09and
00:14:10definitely huge
00:14:11oh jeez
00:14:12i'm
00:14:13i um
00:14:14no it's not
00:14:15really
00:14:21okay
00:14:21okay
00:14:22that body
00:14:23should come with a warning label
00:14:50you made this mess
00:14:52you clean it up
00:14:54uh
00:14:55uh
00:14:56where are you going
00:14:57oh
00:14:58i'm just
00:14:58just gonna go take a cold shower
00:15:01you know
00:15:01put out the
00:15:03fire you started
00:15:12if i'm the new design director
00:15:15candy
00:15:15better start packing up her desk
00:15:24i can't wait
00:15:27what's going on here
00:15:29waiting for the new ceo obviously
00:15:32nova got bowed out yesterday
00:15:34where is his rich young and single
00:15:37i call dips
00:15:38i call dips
00:15:39oh claire
00:15:40don't forget your perfect gene baby bat with rider
00:15:45maybe you could try your luck with the new ceo
00:15:47lots of old money there
00:15:49with a face like that land the ceo
00:15:52please
00:15:53what are you gonna do
00:15:54sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself
00:15:56i don't need to trap anyone rider
00:16:01unlike you
00:16:02i offer value all on my own
00:16:05oh please
00:16:06you have been so heartbroken
00:16:08you can't even manage a rebound
00:16:11what are you expecting immaculate conception
00:16:14i don't need divine conception
00:16:16and for all you know
00:16:17i'm already pregnant
00:16:19please
00:16:20keep my hat
00:16:33welcome to nova mystery
00:16:38your overall health looks fine
00:16:40but your amh levels are low
00:16:42meaning your ovarian reserves
00:16:44are below average for your age
00:16:47um
00:16:49will that make it hard to get pregnant
00:16:51not always
00:16:52but if you want children
00:16:54i would recommend you start trying soon
00:16:57soon
00:16:58how soon
00:17:00ideally within three months
00:17:04oh my god
00:17:07sweetheart
00:17:09don't cry
00:17:11having you was the best thing i ever did
00:17:15well
00:17:16i just hope
00:17:17you'll have children of your own one day
00:17:20after i'm gone
00:17:21yeah
00:17:24i promise
00:17:27i love you so much
00:17:29i love you sweetie
00:17:31i have always wanted kids
00:17:34maybe it's time
00:17:51oh
00:17:51oh
00:17:52oh
00:17:55i'm so sorry
00:17:57i'm so sorry
00:17:57i was
00:17:58i think that's mine
00:18:01hey i'm sorry
00:18:08didn't see that coming
00:18:10handsome guy
00:18:12unexpected kiss
00:18:18are you okay
00:18:22okay
00:18:23okay
00:18:29well well
00:18:31if it isn't my perfect innocent ex
00:18:33what's the occasion
00:18:35are you pregnant too
00:18:39i'm not as efficient
00:18:40as you writer
00:18:41we broke up what
00:18:42three months ago
00:18:43and candy is six months along
00:18:45impressive timeline
00:18:47oh please
00:18:49you couldn't keep a man
00:18:50let alone raise a kid
00:18:53or
00:18:53are you here to raid the sperm bank
00:18:56and diy a family
00:19:00get that back
00:19:02yes
00:19:03if you're not married by 30
00:19:05even the trust and the company
00:19:07go to your brother
00:19:07it's final
00:19:08look mom
00:19:10seriously
00:19:15low amh diminished ovarian reserve
00:19:18recommended to start trying within three months
00:19:21oh
00:19:22for her
00:19:23for her
00:19:23wow
00:19:24looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs
00:19:28this is truly a plot twist
00:19:40i'm really worried about you claire
00:19:41i mean a girl with your
00:19:43history
00:19:44do you think you're going to be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up
00:19:47you're basically a clearance rack
00:19:50expired
00:19:50free
00:19:51and still no takers
00:19:53no taker
00:19:56you can rest assured
00:19:58i already have a boyfriend
00:19:59wait
00:20:00yeah
00:20:02MIT
00:20:036-2
00:20:04IQ off the charts
00:20:05trust fund air
00:20:06practically built for greatness
00:20:08way better
00:20:09than loser
00:20:11rider
00:20:13boyfriend
00:20:13ugh
00:20:14ew
00:20:15sure
00:20:16claire
00:20:17uh let me guess
00:20:18he lives in the canadian wilderness
00:20:20or some
00:20:21bullshit like that
00:20:23and the best thing of all
00:20:25he has the one thing you can't buy
00:20:27oh
00:20:29kindness
00:20:31funny
00:20:32you're funny
00:20:33how about we make a bet
00:20:34if you're not pregnant
00:20:36within say three months
00:20:38you have to admit the truth
00:20:40you were just a dried up old woman
00:20:42you have to admit it
00:20:43out loud
00:20:45and to the public
00:20:46oh baby you're bad
00:20:48little violin for you
00:20:50oh
00:20:52and if i win
00:20:54you straight through the office
00:20:55naked
00:20:55screaming that you are
00:20:57nothing
00:20:57but a little slimy
00:20:59suck up
00:20:59bitch boy
00:21:03deal
00:21:04game on miss
00:21:05nobody wants you
00:21:06nobody wants you
00:21:10oh my god
00:21:12what the fuck did i just do
00:21:15even the sperm banks
00:21:17are booked six months out
00:21:18and i only have three
00:21:20where the hell
00:21:21am i gonna find
00:21:21the perfect gene donor boyfriend
00:21:23oh god
00:21:24someone help me
00:21:26now that's interesting
00:21:30you know
00:21:32i think i could help with that
00:21:41ethan reed
00:21:43mit phd
00:21:44iq 200
00:21:45that's my medical report
00:21:47no genetic disorders
00:21:48clean family history
00:21:49i take every box
00:21:51on your donor wish list
00:21:55okay
00:21:56what's the catch
00:21:57you
00:21:59marry me
00:22:00contractually
00:22:01three months
00:22:01just long enough
00:22:02to shut my family up
00:22:04and lock in my inheritance
00:22:05and in return
00:22:06you get my sperm
00:22:08and we get you pregnant
00:22:10just in time
00:22:10to win your little bet
00:22:12that's really all you want
00:22:13a paper marriage
00:22:16look
00:22:16claire
00:22:18i'm not looking for love
00:22:19i'm looking for efficiency
00:22:24honestly
00:22:25this
00:22:25might be the fastest route
00:22:27to motherhood
00:22:30alright
00:22:30deal
00:22:40boss
00:22:43prenuptial agreement
00:22:49thanks
00:22:50okay
00:22:52three rounds of artificial insemination
00:22:55temporary cohabitation
00:22:57to keep up party appearances
00:22:58contract terminates
00:23:00after three months
00:23:03i'd like to add one more turn
00:23:05oh
00:23:06financial independence
00:23:08i don't want anyone thinking
00:23:09i'm some gold digger
00:23:12fair enough
00:23:13if that's what you want
00:23:14i'm in
00:23:16great
00:23:16great
00:23:17thank you
00:23:22lovely
00:23:23excuse me
00:23:24mr reed
00:23:25are you ready to head into the collection room
00:23:27for your specimen
00:23:31sure
00:23:33good luck
00:23:34thank you
00:23:39mrs reed
00:23:40would you like to go in with him
00:23:42show him a little
00:23:42support
00:23:43oh no i'm
00:23:45oh
00:23:45no no
00:23:47excuse me
00:23:47i
00:23:48oh
00:23:49oh no um
00:23:50excuse me
00:23:51i
00:23:51uh
00:23:57hey
00:23:59need any uh
00:24:01help
00:24:02with that
00:24:03oh
00:24:05and um
00:24:06how pray tell do you plan on
00:24:08helping me
00:24:10no
00:24:10um
00:24:11mrs reed
00:24:11um
00:24:24now i did not mean
00:24:25that i was gonna
00:24:28oh my god
00:24:30shut up shut up
00:24:32please
00:24:32how do i turn this off
00:24:33um
00:24:34claire
00:24:34shut up
00:24:35how do i make this stop
00:24:37for the world with god
00:24:38this is so crazy
00:24:39um
00:24:46like that
00:24:48um
00:24:51you should probably
00:24:52get started
00:24:53i probably should
00:24:55yeah
00:24:55i'm gonna
00:24:56i'm gonna wait outside
00:24:57be my guest
00:24:58okay
00:24:58bye
00:25:04adorable
00:25:14enjoying yourself
00:25:16doctor
00:25:17thank you mr reed
00:25:18of course
00:25:18we'll begin shortly
00:25:19you can wait outside
00:25:21okay
00:25:23if you need anything
00:25:24just
00:25:25yell for me
00:25:32yeah
00:25:36boss
00:25:37you married someone
00:25:38out of the blue
00:25:39feels a little impulsive
00:25:40even for you
00:25:42no
00:25:43it's not impulsive
00:25:45actually she's
00:25:47i don't know
00:25:47she's
00:25:48interesting
00:25:52anyways
00:25:53what'd you find
00:25:54mrs reed
00:25:55has been working
00:25:56as a designer
00:25:56at nova
00:25:57her ex
00:25:58cheated on her
00:25:59with his boss
00:26:00candy ashford
00:26:01miss ashford's
00:26:03been making her life
00:26:04hell ever since
00:26:05just last week
00:26:07she killed
00:26:08mrs reed's proposal
00:26:09said it wasn't
00:26:10feminine enough
00:26:12bye nova
00:26:14make claire
00:26:15the new design director
00:26:17wait
00:26:17seriously
00:26:18yeah
00:26:19look
00:26:20our marriage
00:26:21may have
00:26:21a deadline
00:26:23but she's still
00:26:24my wife
00:26:25anyone mistreating
00:26:26my wife
00:26:26is mistreating
00:26:27me
00:26:27i'm just dead
00:26:29sir
00:26:30now
00:26:30go get the car
00:26:31ready
00:26:31we have to go
00:26:32meet mom
00:26:33copy
00:26:41hello
00:26:41mr reed
00:26:43the procedure
00:26:43went smoothly
00:26:44we'll know in four
00:26:45weeks if it was
00:26:46successful
00:26:46oh
00:26:47wonderful
00:26:48thank you
00:26:53thank you so much
00:26:55mr reed
00:26:56i might actually
00:26:57get to be a mom
00:26:58home now
00:26:59of course
00:27:00but um
00:27:02you know
00:27:03we are married
00:27:05now
00:27:05and you are
00:27:06my wife
00:27:07call me
00:27:08ethan
00:27:09fake
00:27:10wife
00:27:12remember
00:27:14right
00:27:17so ethan
00:27:18you've done
00:27:19when do i get
00:27:21to do mine
00:27:22right now
00:27:24we're about
00:27:24to go meet
00:27:25my mother
00:27:25okay
00:27:27okay
00:27:31mother
00:27:32this is
00:27:34my wife
00:27:36claire
00:27:36claire
00:27:37my mother
00:27:38nora
00:27:39nora
00:27:40it's so lovely
00:27:41it's so lovely
00:27:41to meet you
00:27:42hi
00:27:49oh
00:27:50sweetie
00:27:51i've been looking forward to this for so long
00:27:54and you rascal
00:27:55so this is why you keep dodging all my matchmaking attempts
00:28:00uh yeah i'll explain that eventually
00:28:04of course wouldn't want to ruin your wedding night
00:28:08come byron
00:28:10they have a mission
00:28:11making me a grandchild
00:28:15don't have too much fun
00:28:17no
00:28:18okay
00:28:24it's my mother
00:28:25yeah
00:28:30uh
00:28:31uh
00:28:31sorry for driving here without having a chance to pack
00:28:42this should do for now right
00:28:44thanks
00:28:45of course
00:28:49i'll
00:28:49go and
00:28:50make something to eat
00:28:53make yourself at home
00:29:01oh my god
00:29:02even his cologne
00:29:04is perfect
00:29:05i mean my knees are actually weak
00:29:08too bad it's just temporary
00:29:09three months and that is it
00:29:11god
00:29:12get a grip
00:29:14what am i doing
00:29:16uh
00:29:17what are you making
00:29:26i'm lying in your arms
00:29:28i see everything
00:29:30that we could pay
00:29:32i'm
00:29:33making somethings
00:29:36true
00:29:40oh my god
00:29:43i just got promoted
00:29:44design director
00:29:45i start tomorrow
00:29:46oh my god
00:29:46oh god
00:29:49oh shit
00:29:50i am so sorry
00:29:51i did not do that
00:29:52no no no it's fine
00:29:53no really it's
00:29:54oh
00:29:56claire
00:29:57uh yeah
00:29:58um
00:29:58claire be careful please
00:30:00no it's fine
00:30:01there's just a huge thing
00:30:02no claire you don't under
00:30:03oh
00:30:04oh
00:30:04uh
00:30:05oh
00:30:05no
00:30:12careful
00:30:13claire you are
00:30:15playing with fire
00:30:16mrs reed
00:30:19holy shit
00:30:20yep
00:30:21definitely hard
00:30:23and
00:30:23definitely huge
00:30:25oh geez
00:30:26i'm
00:30:27i um
00:30:27no it's fine
00:30:28really
00:30:34Okay, that body should come with a warning label.
00:30:45Uh...
00:30:49I don't know...
00:31:04You made this mess.
00:31:06You clean it up.
00:31:08Uh...
00:31:09Where are you going?
00:31:11Oh, I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
00:31:14You know, put out the fire you started.
00:31:26If I'm the new design director, candy better start packing up her desk.
00:31:38I can't wait.
00:31:39Yeah.
00:31:41What's going on here?
00:31:43Waiting for the new CEO, obviously.
00:31:46Nova got bowed out yesterday.
00:31:48Word is his rich, young, and single.
00:31:51I call dips.
00:31:53Oh, Claire.
00:31:54Don't forget your perfect jean baby bat with Ryder.
00:31:58Maybe you could try your luck with the new CEO.
00:32:01Lots of old money there.
00:32:03With a face like that?
00:32:04Land the CEO?
00:32:06Please.
00:32:07What are you gonna do, sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself?
00:32:13I don't need to trap anyone, Ryder.
00:32:16Unlike you, I offer value all on my own.
00:32:19Oh, please.
00:32:20You have been so heartbroken you can't even manage a rebound.
00:32:24What, are you expecting immaculate conception?
00:32:28I don't need divine conception.
00:32:30And for all you know, I'm already pregnant.
00:32:33Please.
00:32:34Keep going.
00:32:46Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
00:32:52Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low,
00:32:56meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age.
00:33:01Um, will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:33:05Not always.
00:33:06But if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:33:11Soon?
00:33:12How soon?
00:33:14Ideally within three months.
00:33:18Oh my god.
00:33:21Sweetheart, don't cry.
00:33:24Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:33:27Okay.
00:33:28Well.
00:33:29I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:33:34After I'm gone.
00:33:35Yeah.
00:33:38I promise.
00:33:40I love you so much.
00:33:43I love you, sweetie.
00:33:45I have always wanted kids.
00:33:48Maybe it's time.
00:34:09I'm sorry.
00:34:10I'm so sorry.
00:34:11Hi.
00:34:14I'm sorry.
00:34:17I'm sorry.
00:34:26Oh my god.
00:34:27I'm so sorry.
00:34:32Are you okay?
00:34:36Okay.
00:34:43Well, well, if it isn't my perfect innocent ex, what's the occasion? Are you pregnant too?
00:34:52I'm not as efficient as you, Ryder. We broke up, what, three months ago?
00:34:57And Candy is six months along? Impressive timeline.
00:35:01Oh, please! You couldn't keep a man, let alone raise a kid?
00:35:07Or are you here to raid the sperm bank and DIY a family?
00:35:13Okay, get that back!
00:35:15Do you wanna...
00:35:15Yes?
00:35:16Yes. If you're not married by 30, then the trust and the company will go to your brother. It's final.
00:35:22Look, Mom, seriously, I...
00:35:29Low AMH, diminished ovarian reserve, recommended to start trying within three months.
00:35:35Oh, poor thing.
00:35:37Poor thing.
00:35:37Wow, looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs, huh?
00:35:41Tuck, tuck!
00:35:42This is truly a plot twist.
00:35:54I'm really worried about you, Claire. I mean, a girl with your... history?
00:35:58Do you think you're gonna be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up?
00:36:01You're basically a clearance rack. Expired, free, and still no takers.
00:36:07No takers.
00:36:09You can rest assured, I already have a boyfriend.
00:36:14Yeah.
00:36:16MIT, 6'2, IQ off the charts, trust fund heir, practically built for greatness. Way better than loser rider.
00:36:26Boyfriend?
00:36:29Sure, Claire. Let me guess, he lives in the Canadian wilderness? Or some bullshit like that?
00:36:37And the best thing of all, he has the one thing you can't buy.
00:36:41Oh. Kindness.
00:36:45Funny. You're funny. How about we make a bet? If you're not pregnant within, say, three months,
00:36:51you have to admit the truth. You were just a dried up old woman. You have to admit it, out
00:36:58loud,
00:36:58and to the public.
00:37:00Oh, baby, you're bad.
00:37:02Little violin for you.
00:37:06And if I win, you stray through the office naked, screaming that you are nothing but a little slimy
00:37:12suck-up bitch boy.
00:37:17Deal. Game on, Miss Nobody Wants You.
00:37:21Nobody Wants You.
00:37:24Oh my god. What the fuck did I just do?
00:37:29Even the sperm banks are booked six months out, and I only have three.
00:37:33Where the hell am I going to find the perfect gene donor boyfriend? Oh god, someone help me.
00:37:39Now that's interesting.
00:37:44You know, I think I could help with that.
00:37:48Yeah.
00:37:55Ethan Reed, MIT, PhD, IQ 200. That's my medical report. No genetic disorders,
00:38:02clean family history. I take every bucks on your donor wishlist.
00:38:09Okay. What's the catch?
00:38:12You marry me contractually three months, just long enough to shut my family up and lock in my
00:38:18inheritance. And in return, you get my sperm. And we get you pregnant just in time to win your little
00:38:25bet.
00:38:25That's really all you want? A paper marriage?
00:38:29Look, Claire, I'm not looking for love. I'm looking for efficiency.
00:38:38Honestly, this might be the fastest route to motherhood.
00:38:43All right. Deal.
00:38:53Loss.
00:38:57Prenuptial agreement.
00:39:03Thanks.
00:39:05Okay. Three rounds of artificial insemination. Temporary cohabitation to keep up party appearances.
00:39:13Contract terminates after three months.
00:39:17I'd like to add one more turn.
00:39:19Oh.
00:39:19Financial independence.
00:39:21I don't want anyone thinking I'm some gold digger.
00:39:26Fair enough. If that's what you want, I'm in.
00:39:29Great.
00:39:31Great.
00:39:35Thank you. Lovely.
00:39:37Excuse me, Mr. Reed.
00:39:39Are you ready to head into the collection room for your specimen?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:47Good luck.
00:39:53Mrs. Reed, would you like to go in with him? Show him a little support.
00:39:58Oh, no, I'm actually, oh, no, no, no, excuse me, I, I, oh, oh, no, um, excuse me, I, uh,
00:40:12I need any, uh, help with that.
00:40:17Oh.
00:40:18Oh.
00:40:19And, um, how pray tell do you plan on helping me?
00:40:23No, I, um...
00:40:24Mrs. Reed.
00:40:29Um...
00:40:37Yeah, I did not mean that I was gonna...
00:40:42Oh my god.
00:40:44Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:40:45Please, how do I turn this off?
00:40:47Um...
00:40:47Claire?
00:40:48Shut up.
00:40:49How do I make this stop?
00:40:51Claire?
00:40:52This is so crazy.
00:40:54Um...
00:41:00Like that.
00:41:04Um, you should probably get started.
00:41:07I probably should.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:09I'm gonna...
00:41:10I'm gonna wait outside.
00:41:11Be my guest.
00:41:12Okay.
00:41:13Bye.
00:41:18Adorable.
00:41:28Enjoying yourself?
00:41:30Doctor.
00:41:31Thank you, Mr. Reed.
00:41:32Of course.
00:41:32We'll begin shortly.
00:41:33You can wait outside.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:36If you need anything, just yell for me.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:49Boss.
00:41:51You married someone out of the blue?
00:41:52Feels a little impulsive.
00:41:54Even for you.
00:41:56No.
00:41:57It's not impulsive.
00:41:58Actually, she's...
00:42:00I don't know.
00:42:01She's...
00:42:02Interesting.
00:42:06Anyways, what'd you find?
00:42:08Mrs. Reed has been working as a designer at NOVA.
00:42:11Her ex cheated on her with his boss, Candy Ashford.
00:42:16Ms. Ashford's been making her life hell ever since.
00:42:19Just last week, she killed Mrs. Reed's proposal.
00:42:23Said it wasn't feminine enough.
00:42:26Bye, NOVA.
00:42:28Make Claire the new design director.
00:42:30Wait, seriously?
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:33Look, our marriage may have a deadline.
00:42:37But she's still my wife.
00:42:38Anyone mistreating my wife is mistreating me.
00:42:42I'm just dead, sir.
00:42:43Now, go get the car ready.
00:42:45We have to go meet my home.
00:42:47Copy.
00:42:55Hello?
00:42:56Mr. Reed, the procedure went smoothly.
00:42:58We'll know in four weeks if it was successful.
00:43:00Oh, wonderful.
00:43:07Thank you so much, Mr. Reed.
00:43:10I might actually get to be a mom now.
00:43:13Of course.
00:43:14But, um...
00:43:16You know, we are married now.
00:43:19And you are my wife.
00:43:21Call me Ethan.
00:43:23Fake wife.
00:43:25Remember?
00:43:28Right.
00:43:31So, Ethan, you've done your part.
00:43:34When do I get to do mine?
00:43:36Right now.
00:43:37We're about to go meet my mother.
00:43:40Okay.
00:43:45Mother.
00:43:47This is my wife, Claire.
00:43:50Claire, my mother.
00:43:52Nora.
00:43:53Nora, it's so lovely to meet you.
00:43:55Hi.
00:44:03Oh, sweetie.
00:44:05I've been looking forward to this for so long.
00:44:08And you rascal.
00:44:09So this is why you keep dodging all my matchmaking attempts.
00:44:14Uh, yeah.
00:44:15I'll explain that eventually.
00:44:18Of course.
00:44:19You wouldn't want to ruin your wedding night.
00:44:22Come, Byron.
00:44:24They have a mission.
00:44:25Making me a grandchild.
00:44:28Don't have too much fun.
00:44:31No.
00:44:32Okay.
00:44:32Oh, my God.
00:44:34Oh, my God.
00:44:36Oh, my God.
00:44:38Is it my mother?
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:42Uh, sorry for driving here without having a chance to pack.
00:44:55This should do for now, right?
00:44:58Thanks.
00:44:59Of course.
00:45:03I'll go and make some to eat.
00:45:07Make yourself at home.
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:16Even his cologne is perfect.
00:45:19I mean, my knees are actually weak.
00:45:21Too bad it's just temporary.
00:45:24Three months and that is it.
00:45:25God.
00:45:26Get a grip.
00:45:27What am I doing?
00:45:29Uh, what are you making?
00:45:35What are you making?
00:45:39I'm lying in your arms.
00:45:42I see everything that we could please say.
00:45:46I'm making somethings.
00:45:50Chubb.
00:45:55Oh, my God.
00:45:57I just got promoted.
00:45:58Design director, I start tomorrow.
00:46:00Oh, my God.
00:46:00Oh, God.
00:46:03Oh, shit.
00:46:04I am so sorry.
00:46:05I did not do that.
00:46:05No, no, no.
00:46:06It's fine.
00:46:07No, really it's-
00:46:10Oh, Claire.
00:46:11Yeah.
00:46:13Claire, be careful.
00:46:14Please.
00:46:14No, it's fine.
00:46:14There's just a huge thing that I'm doing now.
00:46:16No, Claire, you don't under-
00:46:17Oh.
00:46:18Oh, okay.
00:46:19Oh!
00:46:26Careful, Claire. You are playing with fire, Mrs. Reed.
00:46:32Holy shit. Yep. Definitely hard. And definitely huge.
00:46:39Oh, jeez. I, um...
00:46:41No, it's not really.
00:46:47Okay. That body should come with a warning label.
00:46:58Uh...
00:47:03Better not...
00:47:18You made this mess. You clean it up.
00:47:23Uh, where are you going?
00:47:25Oh, I'm just going to go take a cold shower. You know, put out the fire you started.
00:47:36Oh, my God.
00:47:39If I'm the new design director, Candy better start packing up her desk.
00:47:52I can't wait.
00:47:53Yeah.
00:47:54What's going on here?
00:47:56Waiting for the new CEO, obviously.
00:48:00Nova got bowed out yesterday.
00:48:02Word is his rich, young, and single.
00:48:04I call dips.
00:48:06Oh, Claire.
00:48:08Don't forget your perfect jean baby bat with Ryder.
00:48:12Maybe. You could try your luck with the new CEO.
00:48:15Lots of old money there.
00:48:17With a face like that? Land the CEO?
00:48:20Please.
00:48:21What are you going to do? Sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself?
00:48:27I don't need to trap anyone, Ryder.
00:48:29Unlike you, I offer value all on my own.
00:48:33Oh, please.
00:48:34You have been so heartbroken, you can't even manage a rebound.
00:48:37What are you expecting? Immaculate conception?
00:48:41I don't need divine conception.
00:48:43And for all you know, I'm already pregnant.
00:48:47Please.
00:48:48Okay. Keep going.
00:48:48I have.
00:49:00Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
00:49:06Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low, meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your
00:49:13age.
00:49:14Um, will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:49:19Not always, but if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:49:24Soon? How soon?
00:49:27Ideally within three months.
00:49:32Oh my god.
00:49:34Sweetheart.
00:49:35Please.
00:49:36Don't cry.
00:49:38Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:49:42Well.
00:49:42I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:49:47After I'm gone.
00:49:49Yeah.
00:49:51I promise.
00:49:54I love you so much.
00:49:56I love you, sweetie.
00:49:58I have always wanted kids.
00:50:02Maybe it's time.
00:50:23I'm so sorry.
00:50:24I'm so sorry.
00:50:25That was, um, I think, I think that's fine.
00:50:28Hey, I'm sorry.
00:50:36Didn't see that coming.
00:50:38Handsome guy.
00:50:40Unexpected kiss.
00:50:46Are you okay?
00:50:49Okay.
00:50:57Well, well.
00:50:58If it isn't my perfect innocent ex, what's the occasion?
00:51:03Are you pregnant, too?
00:51:06I'm not as efficient as you, Ryder.
00:51:08We broke up, what, three months ago?
00:51:11And Candy is six months along.
00:51:13Impressive timeline.
00:51:15Oh, please.
00:51:16You couldn't keep a man, let alone raise a kid?
00:51:20Or are you here to raid the sperm bank and DIY a family?
00:51:27Get that back.
00:51:28No, no.
00:51:29Yes.
00:51:31If you're not married by 30, you can the trust and the company show to your brother.
00:51:35It's final.
00:51:36Look, Mom, seriously, I...
00:51:43Low AMH diminished ovarian reserve recommended to start trying within three months.
00:51:49Oh, for her.
00:51:50For her.
00:51:51Wow.
00:51:52Looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs, huh?
00:51:55Bawk, bawk.
00:51:55This is truly a plot twist.
00:52:07I'm really worried about you, Claire.
00:52:09I mean, a girl with your history?
00:52:11Do you think you're going to be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up?
00:52:15You're basically a clearance rack.
00:52:17Expired, free, and still no takers.
00:52:21No takers.
00:52:23You can rest assured.
00:52:25I already have a boyfriend.
00:52:27Wait.
00:52:27Yeah.
00:52:29MIT, 6'2, IQ off the charts, trust fund heir, practically built for greatness.
00:52:36Way better than loser rider.
00:52:40Boyfriend?
00:52:41Ugh.
00:52:42Ew.
00:52:43Sure, Claire.
00:52:45Let me guess.
00:52:45He lives in the Canadian wilderness?
00:52:48Or some bullshit like that?
00:52:51And the best thing of all, he has the one thing you can't buy.
00:52:55Oh.
00:52:56Kindness.
00:52:58Funny.
00:52:59You're funny.
00:53:00How about we make a bet?
00:53:01If you're not pregnant within, say, three months, you have to admit the truth.
00:53:07You were just a dried up old woman.
00:53:09You have to admit it.
00:53:11Out loud.
00:53:12And to the public.
00:53:13Oh, baby, you're bad.
00:53:16No violin for you?
00:53:20And if I win, you straight through the office naked, screaming that you are nothing but a
00:53:25little slimy suck-up bitch boy.
00:53:31Deal.
00:53:31Game on, Miss Nobody Wants You.
00:53:34Nobody wants you.
00:53:38Oh, my God.
00:53:39What the fuck did I just do?
00:53:43Even the sperm banks are booked six months out, and I only have three.
00:53:47Where the hell am I going to find the perfect gene donor boyfriend?
00:53:51Oh, God, someone help me.
00:53:53Now, that's interesting.
00:53:57You know, I think I could help with that.
00:54:02Yeah.
00:54:09Ethan Reed, MIT, PhD, IQ 200.
00:54:13That's my medical report.
00:54:14No genetic disorders, clean family history.
00:54:17I take every box on your donor wish list.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:24What's the catch?
00:54:26You marry me contractually three months, just long enough to shut my family up and lock in
00:54:32my inheritance, and in return, you get my sperm, and we get you pregnant just in time to win
00:54:38your little bet.
00:54:39That's really all you want?
00:54:40A paper marriage?
00:54:43Look, Claire, I'm not looking for love.
00:54:46I'm looking for efficiency.
00:54:51Honestly, this might be the fastest route to motherhood.
00:54:56All right.
00:54:58Deal.
00:55:08Boss.
00:55:10Prenuptial agreement.
00:55:16Thanks.
00:55:20Three rounds of artificial insemination.
00:55:23Temporary cohabitation to keep up party appearances.
00:55:26Contract terminates after three months.
00:55:30I'd like to add one more term.
00:55:32Oh?
00:55:33Financial independence.
00:55:35I don't want anyone thinking I'm some gold digger.
00:55:39Fair enough.
00:55:40If that's what you want, I'm in.
00:55:43Great.
00:55:44Great.
00:55:45Okay.
00:55:50Lovely.
00:55:51Excuse me, Mr. Reid.
00:55:53Are you ready to head into the collection room for your specimen?
00:55:58Sure.
00:56:00Good luck.
00:56:06Mrs. Reid, would you like to go in with him?
00:56:09Show him a little support.
00:56:11Oh, no.
00:56:12I'm actually...
00:56:13Oh, no.
00:56:14Excuse me.
00:56:16Oh!
00:56:16Oh, no.
00:56:18Excuse me.
00:56:24Hey.
00:56:26Need any help with that?
00:56:31Oh.
00:56:32And how, pray tell, do you plan on helping me?
00:56:37No, I...
00:56:38Mrs. Reid.
00:56:51No, I did not mean that I was gonna...
00:56:56Oh, my God.
00:56:58Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:56:59Please.
00:56:59How do I turn this off?
00:57:01Claire.
00:57:02Shut up.
00:57:02How do I make this stop?
00:57:04This is so crazy.
00:57:07Um...
00:57:13Like that.
00:57:17Um, you should probably get started.
00:57:21I probably should.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:22I'm gonna...
00:57:23I'm gonna wait outside.
00:57:24Be my guest.
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:26Bye.
00:57:32I'm gonna wait.
00:57:32Adorable.
00:57:42Enjoying yourself?
00:57:43Doctor?
00:57:44Thank you, Mr. Reid.
00:57:45Of course.
00:57:46We'll begin shortly.
00:57:47You can wait outside.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:50If you need anything, just yell for me.
00:57:54Okay.
00:57:54Okay.
00:58:04Boss, you married someone out of the blue?
00:58:06Feels a little impulsive.
00:58:08Even for you.
00:58:10No.
00:58:11It's not impulsive.
00:58:12Actually, she's...
00:58:14I don't know.
00:58:15She's interesting.
00:58:19Anyways, what'd you find?
00:58:21Mrs. Reid has been working as a designer at Nova.
00:58:25Her ex cheated on her with his boss, Candy Ashford.
00:58:29Miss Ashford's been making her life hell ever since.
00:58:33Just last week, she killed Mrs. Reid's proposal.
00:58:36Said it wasn't feminine enough.
00:58:39Bye, Nova.
00:58:41Make Claire the new design director.
00:58:44Wait, seriously?
00:58:46Yeah.
00:58:47Look, our marriage may have a deadline.
00:58:50But she's still my wife.
00:58:52Anyone mistreating my wife is mistreating me.
00:58:55I'm just dead, sir.
00:58:57Now, go get the car ready.
00:58:59We have to go meet Mom.
00:59:00Copy.
00:59:08Hello?
00:59:09Mr. Reid, the procedure went smoothly.
00:59:11We'll know in four weeks if it was successful.
00:59:14Oh, wonderful.
00:59:20Thank you so much, Mr. Reid.
00:59:23I might actually get to be a mom now.
00:59:27Of course.
00:59:28But, um...
00:59:30You know, we are married now.
00:59:33And you are my wife.
00:59:35Call me Ethan.
00:59:37Fake wife.
00:59:39Remember?
00:59:41Right.
00:59:44So, Ethan, you've done your part.
00:59:47When do I get to do mine?
00:59:49Right now.
00:59:51We're about to go meet my mother.
00:59:54Okay.
00:59:59Mother.
01:00:00This is my wife.
01:00:03Claire.
01:00:04Claire.
01:00:05My mother.
01:00:05Nora.
01:00:07Nora.
01:00:07It's so lovely to meet you.
01:00:09Hi.
01:00:17Oh, sweetie.
01:00:18I've been looking forward to this for so long.
01:00:21And you rascal.
01:00:23So this is why you kept dodging all my matchmaking attempts.
01:00:27Uh, yeah.
01:00:29I'll explain that eventually.
01:00:32Of course.
01:00:33Wouldn't want everyone your wedding night.
01:00:36Come, Byron.
01:00:37They have a mission.
01:00:38Making me a grandchild.
01:00:42Don't have too much fun.
01:00:44No.
01:00:45No.
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:47Oh, my God.
01:00:51It's my mother.
01:00:53Yeah.
01:00:55Uh, sorry for driving here without having a chance to pack.
01:01:09This should do for now, right?
01:01:12Thanks.
01:01:13Of course.
01:01:16I'll go and make something to eat.
01:01:20Make yourself at home.
01:01:28Oh, my God.
01:01:30Even his cologne is perfect.
01:01:33I mean, my knees are actually weak.
01:01:35Too bad it's just temporary.
01:01:37Three months and that is it.
01:01:39God.
01:01:40Get a grip.
01:01:41What am I doing?
01:01:43Uh, what are you making?
01:01:53I'm lying in your arms.
01:01:56I see everything that we could please.
01:02:00Oh, I'm making somethings.
01:02:03Chin!
01:02:08Oh, my God.
01:02:10I just got promoted.
01:02:12Design director.
01:02:13I start tomorrow.
01:02:13Oh, my God.
01:02:14Oh, my God.
01:02:17Oh, shit.
01:02:17I am so sorry.
01:02:18I did not do that.
01:02:19No, no, no.
01:02:19It's fine.
01:02:20No, really.
01:02:21It's...
01:02:23Oh, Claire.
01:02:24Yeah?
01:02:25Um, Claire, be careful, please.
01:02:27No, it's fine.
01:02:28There's just a huge thing that I'm trying to...
01:02:29No, Claire, you don't under...
01:02:30Oh, uh...
01:02:32Oh, okay.
01:02:33Oh!
01:02:33Oh!
01:02:34Oh!
01:02:39Careful, Claire.
01:02:41You are playing with fire, Mrs. Reed.
01:02:46Holy shit.
01:02:48Yep.
01:02:49Definitely hard.
01:02:50And definitely huge.
01:02:53Oh, jeez.
01:02:53I...
01:02:54I, um...
01:02:55No, it's not really.
01:02:57Okay.
01:02:58Okay.
01:02:59Okay.
01:03:00Okay.
01:03:03That body should come with a warning label.
01:03:13Uh...
01:03:32You made this mess.
01:03:33You clean it up.
01:03:36Uh...
01:03:37Where are you going?
01:03:38Oh, I'm just...
01:03:39I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
01:03:41You know, put out the...
01:03:44The hair you started.
01:03:53If I'm the new design director...
01:03:55Candy, better start packing up her desk.
01:04:05I can't wait.
01:04:07I can't wait.
01:04:08What's going on here?
01:04:10Waiting for the new CEO, obviously.
01:04:13Nova got bowed out yesterday.
01:04:15Where is his rich, young, and single...
01:04:18I call dips.
01:04:20Oh, Claire.
01:04:21Don't forget your perfect Jean baby bat with Ryder.
01:04:25Maybe.
01:04:26You could try your luck with the new CEO.
01:04:28Lots of old money there.
01:04:30With a face like that?
01:04:32Land the CEO?
01:04:33Please.
01:04:34What are you gonna do?
01:04:35Sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself?
01:04:40I don't need to trap anyone, Ryder.
01:04:43Unlike you, I offer value all on my own.
01:04:46Oh, please.
01:04:47You have been so heartbroken, you can't even manage a rebound.
01:04:52What, are you expecting immaculate conception?
01:04:55I don't need divine conception.
01:04:57And for all you know, I'm already pregnant.
01:05:01Please.
01:05:02Okay, keep going.
01:05:02I have.
01:05:14Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
01:05:16We can see you next time.
01:05:16We can see you next time.
01:05:16We can see you next time.
01:05:16We can see you next time.
01:05:17We can see you next time.
01:05:17You
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