00:00次回到我,我重生成了自家水库里的一条大青鱼,为了阻止老爸低价卖掉水库,我跃出水面,一口把它拖下水,爸,别卖,快去摇人来盘我,只要把钓鱼老气破坊,我就能变强,从此,全往钓鱼老的终极噩梦降临,装备几十万的钓鱼大师,我吃光窝料秒切线,气得他当场喷素笑救星管,但换成穿着紧身鱼家裤,又菜又爱玩的美女大主播夏肝,不用你钓,我自己咬着空钩跃进你的钞王,顺便再给你吐个心
00:26人情泡泡,岸边的男钓友们集体鸿温破坊,老天爷,这水底下的巨物绝对是个老色P我这是在哪儿我的手呢我去
00:48,我怎么变成一条鱼了等等
00:50,这是什么
01:13我可太懂钓鱼老了,这帮人,为了钓鱼能顶着四十度的高温暴晒,能半夜十二点去荒郊野外蹲守,
01:22甚至连老婆临产都想先抛两杆再走,气破风他们,那简直比呼吸还简单,算了,先熟悉一下环境吧诶
01:32,是老爸,我说这地方咋这么熟悉,原来是我家那个破水库啊
01:41李老板,这合同我签就是了,三十万,水库连带地皮都归你了,凡子这孩子前几天落水失踪,生死未捕,我还得留点钱继续鼓打捞队找他
01:54李老哥,节哀顺便,这水库你留着也是个伤心地,早点变现,找孩子要紧,你现在把这合同签了,我马上就给你转钱我去
02:04,不行,绝对不行,三十万就想排下这占地几百亩的优质泉水库,这跟铭墙有什么区别,老头子是疯了吗,我得阻止他哎呦妈呀
02:21,这什么玩意儿
02:26哎呦我的妈呀
02:28,水会啊 IDEA老爸
02:37,我是鱼帆呀我去
02:39,差点忘了,我现在不会说话
02:50,你等等中间
02:52凡 凡子
02:54没错 没错 老爸 就是你儿子我
03:02别卖水库 去摇人来钓我 我要升级
03:12老爸
03:13好 好 爸不卖 爸听你的
03:21爸这就去给你摇人
03:36喂 喂 喂
03:38各位钓友请注意 老鱼水库今天起重新开张
03:42不限肝肠 不限耳料 水底有超级巨物
03:46今天免费试钓 先到先得 钓起十斤以上
03:50奖励一只土鸡 钓起二十斤以上 奖励五百块现金
03:55哈哈哈哈
03:57老刘 快回家拿我那根十二米的巨物干
04:03等我一下 我去把昨天发酵的酸臭玉米扛过来
04:07今天非得把老鱼的水库吊穿不可
04:13别抢我前面
04:15别抢我前面
04:20第一批韭菜来了
04:34呦 老刘 家底都搬来了 今天全场免费 吊上十斤以上巨物 我倒贴你五百块现金 丑话说前头 水底地形复杂 切了线抱了杆 你可别赖我水库风水不好
04:50哼 笑话 我刘大炮在这十里八乡掉了三十年 什么大风大浪没见过 今天就是水底藏着头成精的野猪 我也能给它盘上岸 老刘 你就准备好票子吧免费的外卖来了哼
05:17这老刘还拿发霉的玉米来糊弄小爷
05:18哼 我这神仙难躲的重窝 不出十分钟 必定黑飘想吊我啊
05:27老头 你对力量一无所知 看我逗一下它有动作了 大鱼蹭线
05:39绝对是条大青逗一下 这是要吃死口
05:43来 见鬼了 水底还能往上吐暗器的 鱼成精了被动技能
05:56钢铁之夜处发
06:05中了 超级巨物 给我起 棒老刘
06:18没事吧 切线了意外 绝对是意外
06:22那线肯定被水底石头磨损了
06:42老子今天不信这个鞋了直接上八号大立马防咬线这线连一头牛都能拉上来我看水底的动物怎么断又中了我看你这次往哪跑又喝
06:49老头这是还没尽兴啊大
06:50太大了
06:51快来帮忙 我快拉不住了就这
07:19就这由于宿主恐怖咬合力爆发成功咬碎高强度定制高盘钢鱼钩一枚高棚向钢鱼钩被
07:20被咬碎了
07:22这水底到底什么妖怪 我三百块一枚的定制大五沟啊红温值积累达到首次净化运值
07:42宿主开始净化 体型急速膨胀中 鳞片硬度强化中 当前体重突破至三十斤
08:07老头 长记性了吧再吃小爷一记神龙百尾老天爷啊
08:25这臭小子 看来明天得在门口立个牌子心脏病患者严禁入内经过刘大炮这一场极其惨烈的打样老鱼水库有水怪的消息
08:27如同长了翅膀一样
08:29在一个小时内 传遍了当地的各大钓友群为即将到来的拳王讨伐
08:44拉开了序幕各位老哥 今天我不把这水库里的青鱼祖族请上来
08:47我名字倒着写
08:51老鱼的平心老鱼的平心你把这个手扇转了老
08:52donc 我们这双咕咚好老鱼的毅力老鱼的防御老鱼的平心老鱼的安全老鱼的安全老鱼的安全老鱼的安全老鱼的安全
09:18来看镜头
09:19Hello 家人们
09:20我是你们的林璐
09:23今天咱们来到了传说中的断杆绝地
09:25老雨水库
09:33哎哟
09:36这不是空军王林大小姐吗
09:38今天又来给鱼喂高机饲料了
09:40这水里的巨物凶得很
09:42昨天刚爆了刘大泡的装备
09:45你这细皮嫩肉的
09:46当心被鱼拽下水啊
09:49大叔
09:51你少瞧不起人
09:53本小姐今天可是带了秘密武器的
09:55助理
09:57把本小姐的顶级钓椅架起来
09:59嗯
10:16家人们看好了
10:17这是我花大价钱买的草莓味特制拉尔
10:19今天高低得给你们上条大的
10:31林大小姐
10:34你这是钓鱼还是在水边喂王八呀
10:35草莓味面团钓大青鱼
10:37你要是能钓下来
10:39我今天把这水库里的水喝干
10:47这帮大老爷们真抠馊
10:49就不能扔点原生态的高级货吗
10:56我去 仙女姐姐
10:58钉
10:59检测到高质量女性目标出现
11:02触发特殊成就
11:03色鱼的修养
11:04双标专场
11:07只要宿主对该女性目标表现出特殊对待
11:10系统果然懂我
11:12红温值自动翻倍
11:17这玩意儿吃下去估计得拉肚吧
11:18但为了翻倍积分
11:20拼了
11:32动了动了
11:33鱿鱼吃高了
11:43就这点力气
11:45平时连我一片鳞都拉不动
11:54天哪
11:55大鱼
11:56绝对是大青鱼
12:03不可能
12:05绝对不可能
12:07那草莓味的面团凭什么能上剧情
12:11那我这用南京林下发酵的高级饵料算什么
12:12钉
12:18检测到男性钓鱼老产生强烈嫉妒与自我怀疑
12:20红温值加两百
12:21翻倍中
12:30大哥 快 快帮我拿超网
12:44再给那老人一点教训
12:48你这畜生
12:51我今天给你拼了
12:55我就想好好钓个鱼
12:59哎呀脱钩了跑了家人们看到了吗
13:02我林空军今天差点降服一条三十斤的巨物
13:03任务完成收工
13:06我非弄死你个剧情
13:09这鱼绝对你个破鱼
13:10看腿咬钩的
13:12草莓面团能中鱼
13:13这水库的鱼是不是有糖尿病啊
13:14抗疫
13:15凭什么南钓有就是切线
13:16离陆去就能上鱼
13:21老子就不信这个鞋了
13:22林小姐
13:23你这草莓面团卖我一点
13:25我出五百块
13:31大叔送你了不要钱
13:32哎呀真是太感谢了林陆
13:35不客气
13:42林小姐我也要卖我一点
13:43我出八百给我来一团
13:50想学美女钓鱼
13:52你们也配
14:03哇操
14:20哇操
14:22丁 选择到群体男钓友产生极度极度破防愤怒情绪
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14:31从温值积累达到第二阶段进化育值开始深度改造
14:32骨骼密度提升中
14:34肌肉纤维重组中
14:37当前体重突破至五十斤
14:39水下重型庄稼级别
14:48草莓尔弹尔弹尔嶽
14:57火烧
15:13Let's go.
15:31老鱼,你这心也太黑了一团面加点香精
15:37,你卖两百这叫资源垄断你要不买
15:46,隔壁那胖兄弟可就全包了啊你他妈看什么热闹啊我让你看扫码
15:50,老子今天非把那条双镖的色鱼盘上来不可
16:00老头,你这心比我还黑啊不过我喜欢
16:23老鱼,你他妈坑我
16:28这耳全的小大鱼闹我叮
16:32,检测到钓友持续破防红温值加十
16:37,加二十慢慢闹吧韭菜得一茶一茶歌
16:41今天本龙王要歇班了
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