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00:00This week, our Islanders face the ultimate loyalty test.
00:03Where have you been?
00:05What's happening? What's happening there?
00:07Casarite carnage.
00:08Man, that is rotten.
00:10Disgusted.
00:11Leading to dramatic splits.
00:14Crazy world.
00:16Smashing.
00:17Ow.
00:18Locked lips.
00:19Give Aiden a kiss.
00:21Oh, my God, that's going to be taken so hard, can't they?
00:24And a tweak of Lorenzo's nips.
00:26He's fiddling your nipple hairs.
00:28High five, Lorenzo.
00:29It's an unmissable hour of Bill of Thrills.
00:31It's a crazy world.
00:34Let me hear you guys say, hell yeah, hell yeah.
00:38Spills.
00:39Oh, shit.
00:40Our Islanders never bottle out.
00:42Oh, fuck.
00:43We take the last week of Unseen footage and turn it on its head.
00:46What?
00:46Humiliation, Mitchell, am I doing this thing?
00:48Oh, I keep forgetting I'm macked up.
00:50So trust the process.
00:51The process.
00:52And put your best foot forward.
00:54And our little flutters.
00:55Because this is Love Island Unseen Bets.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:05Oh, my God.
01:29I'm at Casa right now.
01:30Yeah.
01:31We're introduced to six beautiful women.
01:33We're going to get kissing.
01:35Yeah.
01:35Uh.
01:36Yes, it's Casa Amor week.
01:44It's our very own love rivals.
01:53Expect two villas worth of action.
01:57I'm not as dumb, though.
01:58No, you're not dumb.
01:59I just say a stupid thing.
02:00Yeah.
02:05Well, we've plucked out the best Unseen clips.
02:08Do you reckon any of the girls can do eyebrows?
02:10Yeah.
02:11Yeah, better.
02:12So brace yourself as we spill the tea.
02:15Oh, shit.
02:18Sorry, brother.
02:20I'll just get it washed.
02:20I'll just get washed in the shower.
02:22Sorry.
02:23Don't worry, don't worry.
02:24Oh, shit.
02:26And let rip with the best Unair gems.
02:28Well, like...
02:29Wait, wait, wait.
02:29Listen.
02:31Shh.
02:32Tramp.
02:34You absolutely mean tramp.
02:36Ew.
02:37And it's going to smell my area.
02:40It's love rivals the Majorcan version.
02:44You, Manoca?
02:45Manoca?
02:46Malauca?
02:46Mallauca?
02:47Mallauca?
02:48I'm sorry, Charles.
02:49Just Mallauca.
02:50We're getting there, aren't we?
02:51Best Cassie at girlies.
02:53Oh, my God.
03:00As soon as we announced the new Casa, more things moved quickly.
03:03Although you might not have realised thanks to the trademark Love Island slow-mo camera.
03:09Maya moseyed into the villa at a snail's pace.
03:13Our six boys then left for Casa.
03:17And six new girls idled their way into Casa like they had all the time in the world.
03:22Chop, chop!
03:24And two times go to war.
03:26Wedges on the waste grounds.
03:28Did you not attend your health and safety induction?
03:30Go to war.
03:31Go to war.
03:32And some new boys gently strolled into the villa.
03:36Any chance we can get a wriggle on?
03:37I love a good slow-mo as much as the next man, but we've got urgent unseen clips that need
03:44watching.
03:45Men come to us.
03:49ASAP.
03:51Year!
03:52Yeah!
03:53Oh, God!
03:54It's so funny!
03:56Oh, fuck!
03:57It's gone all in my eyes.
04:00I thought you were going to get into that.
04:02Hold on, I need to sort my eyes out.
04:04Oops, sorry, Lorenzo, maybe it was still in slow-mo.
04:07You might have dodged that.
04:15But before we let our cast of beauties into the villa,
04:17we found them on a mountaintop,
04:19and they all just wanted to talk about one thing.
04:26I'm Tommy, I'm 23, I'm an event owner.
04:29My hair is dark blonde, medium-length, and pushed back.
04:38My hair is dark brown with waves.
04:41Well, luckily, we have just the thing for them.
04:44Cass Amore will make you and your hair look sexy.
04:53I have long blonde hair.
04:55I usually have my hair straight and long.
05:02No worries, Mara.
05:04Cass Amore will take you and your hair to paradise.
05:08Right now, my hair is in cornrows.
05:13Six cornrows.
05:18I've got long blonde hair, and I love having it in a bouncy wave.
05:22I love a bouncy wave, too.
05:24And with Cass Amore, it will just keep on bouncing.
05:29So, I've got black hair.
05:31Sorry, what was that, Will?
05:33Can we get closer to Will, please?
05:35Oh, you are so beautiful.
05:39So, I've got short black hair with a buzz cut and a skimp.
05:42I love it.
05:43Beautiful, beautiful.
05:46Cass Amore, the new Advanced Series 13 formula.
05:50Because if you don't look good, we don't look good.
05:54Beautiful.
06:04At Cass Amore, the kava that popped in Lorenzo's face earlier had now dried up.
06:08But there was still plenty of dry chat to go around.
06:11I'm Finn, 23.
06:13I live in Essex.
06:15Oh, no, this just sounds like a job interview now.
06:17It does, doesn't it?
06:17Yeah, just have fun, Finn.
06:19When you're spending 24 hours a day with someone, you do get feelings, strong feelings.
06:23Wait, sorry, I zoned out a bit.
06:24So, she said...
06:25Oh!
06:27Boys, boys, boys.
06:28I'm about to fall off this chair, thank you.
06:30I was going to cut my nails as well.
06:32I feel really conscious now.
06:33No, they don't mind.
06:34I just cannot.
06:35No, because I had to cut my nails.
06:37I got really bad build on those feet and build on those...
06:39Is that what you do?
06:40Yeah, I'm just very, like...
06:41Mind tits, sorry.
06:43I think that's quite nice, though.
06:44When it comes to, like, being put to the test, yeah, how you deal with that, that would
06:49really tell me if I should be with you or not.
06:50What test are you doing with that?
06:52Yeah, what sense would you do with that?
06:52Anything, literally anything.
06:53Oh, anything?
06:54Anything's up for grabs.
06:55Yeah, because...
06:58Something small can be, like, also be done in a bigger way, but, like, two different ways.
07:06Wait, what?
07:07I'm confused, hon.
07:08I'm confused now.
07:09Maybe you should talk.
07:10LAUGHTER
07:15What is it?
07:17Fuguruoba...
07:18What?
07:21Fuguruoba...
07:21No, I don't know that one.
07:23That sounds like Spanish.
07:24No, it's Africa.
07:26I just don't know.
07:26It's Shauna, but I don't know what it means.
07:28I don't know.
07:29I can't even...
07:30What was it?
07:30What's the meaning of it?
07:32I don't...
07:32It's, like, when my mum's telling me off when I was a kid.
07:34Oh, dinokuro...
07:36That's it!
07:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:38What does it mean?
07:39Is it that?
07:39I'm gonna hit you, like, I'm gonna smash you.
07:42Yeah.
07:43She didn't tell you to say that.
07:44No, she didn't.
07:45Yeah.
07:46I was just, like, trying to learn all the words.
07:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:53Do you like a Welsh man?
07:55Yeah.
07:56Aye.
07:56No, is it aye?
07:57That's not aye.
07:58It's Scottish.
07:58It's Scottish.
07:59Something like that.
08:00This says Divine, this says Godspeed, 13's my lucky number, Hartley.
08:06My one here is all about friendship and loyalty.
08:09And that one says my name, does that?
08:11Which you couldn't even remember.
08:12Nope.
08:13I was gonna say I couldn't remember.
08:15Do you remember my name?
08:16Urgh!
08:18Fuck.
08:22Okay, moving on swiftly.
08:24Moving on.
08:25Yeah, best move on before someone gets their names wrong again.
08:28Thanks, Norma.
08:30Laurence?
08:31Damn him.
08:41Being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal.
08:45And when those girls make you feel small, flirting with them can be a tall order.
08:49What is your usual type, though?
08:51You said it's someone with a bit of spark.
08:53What else?
08:54Confident, tall, good-looking.
08:56Yeah, sorry.
08:57Can I just say, your heels are so, how tall are you without that on?
09:01I don't know.
09:02Can you take, is it easy to take them off?
09:03I thought you, yeah.
09:05Come on, show me, so.
09:06What, do you want to take them off?
09:06I want to, yeah, I want to see it.
09:09I don't know.
09:10I don't know.
09:12I just said, I just want to see how tall you are.
09:14That's literally it.
09:15Oh, please do.
09:17You're wearing fucking, it's like you have the Empire State buildings on your feet, man.
09:21Look at the size of that.
09:21Because they make me look good.
09:23That.
09:24Imagine if I added that to me.
09:25Thank you for taking my shoes off.
09:27What do we do now?
09:27Okay, now stand up.
09:28Okay.
09:28I just want to see how tall you are.
09:30Okay, you are small.
09:31Let's just check in.
09:32Just check in.
09:33Well, wait, you're undressing me.
09:34I'm dressing myself back.
09:35Oh, my God.
09:37That's going to be taken so out of context.
09:39She's und-
09:40Oh, no.
09:41Why can't you not just, like, relax and just, like, enjoy the moment?
09:45What the fuck are you thinking about?
09:47Guys, sorry to interrupt.
09:49Can we do a substitution here?
09:51Is that all right?
09:51Yeah, substitution.
09:52Go on.
09:52Thank you so much.
09:54Also, Aiden, she's not actually that tall.
09:56Wait, what do you mean?
09:58She took off her shoes and when she stood up, she's literally disheighted.
10:01Look at the size of the heels.
10:02You need them.
10:05What do you mean?
10:06Do you think I'm sure?
10:08You're not tall, are you?
10:09All right, my height is perfectly fine.
10:12Yeah, you tell it, Aiden.
10:14Your height is fine.
10:15You look totally normal sitting down.
10:24Once upon a time in a land far, far away.
10:27Well, in New Yorker.
10:28Three girls were dreaming of their happy ever after.
10:31He's, like, intimidatingly handsome, though.
10:34Yeah.
10:34I don't think I could, like, look him in the eye.
10:36He's like a prince.
10:36He looks like a Disney prince.
10:38Yes.
10:38He does.
10:39Yes.
10:39What Disney prince does he look like?
10:41Because I've literally seen my brain.
10:42Lorenzo is Prince Eric.
10:48For sure.
10:49Like, it's actually with the linen.
10:50Was it Eric?
10:50Yeah, linen, yeah.
10:56I think Samaraj is the one from Princess and the Folk.
11:03He just gives me that vibe and confidence with the...
11:06Oh, Beauty and the Beast before he turns into the Beast.
11:08Oh.
11:10Yeah.
11:15I love that one.
11:16Oh, that's such a good Disney girl.
11:17I'm such a Disney girl.
11:27This next unseen clip is in contest for the Guinness World Record
11:30for how many cushions and grown men can cram onto one casaday bed.
11:34Let's go back to back.
11:35Let's...
11:36I'll pick a word.
11:37Wait, should we do rhyming?
11:38Like, you know how we do the song?
11:39I'll tell you.
11:40Me and me Samaraj do it.
11:41So I'll go...
11:42I'll pick a word.
11:42I'll pick, like, sky.
11:44So I'm going to go...
11:45Yo, yo, it's me and the boys and the...
11:48Oh, shit.
11:51I think a different word.
11:52I think a different word.
11:53I'm going to go with...
11:56I'm going to go drink.
11:58So, yo, it's me and the boys and I need another drink.
12:02I looked at you, I gave you a wink.
12:05Yeah.
12:05See, Samaraj, you're giving them everything.
12:07You've got to go around.
12:08Go on, do another word.
12:09It's me and the boys and we're chilling under the roof.
12:12Same by Tara, girl, it's like the disappear, like, poof.
12:15Poof!
12:17We're singing this song, but I don't know if it's true.
12:22My belly hurts, I did a big poof.
12:26Lorenzo's so excited, he might go woof.
12:33That's good.
12:35Simba's crumbling, but he thinks he wants to...
12:40Oof.
12:41Oof.
12:42Oof.
12:43One, two, three, four, five chicken thighs.
12:47Chicken, sorry.
12:48Five thighs.
12:49We have to get it on the counts.
12:51Uncut scenes.
12:52They're not going to show that.
12:53Oh, they are going to show that, Lorenzo.
12:56And we're just dead.
13:03Here's an unseen bit of the islanders having a quiet moment before the chaos of Casa Amor.
13:08But the drama is never far away, so tell me...
13:11Who are the names there?
13:27It's Casa week on unseen bits, so grab your favourite tipple and your favourite nipple.
13:32My nipples aren't even confident.
13:35Can you not stare at me, making my nipples confident, please?
13:38Why are you making them confident?
13:39Why do you want them confident?
13:41Why not?
13:41You're swilling your nipple hairs.
13:43High five, Lorenzo.
13:46Give me some nipple.
13:47No-one wants a shy nipple.
13:50That's why I put tassels on mine, and I'm twirling them for Love Island Unseen Bits.
13:58We've moved mad through the last week of footage in search of missed moments from the week.
14:02Like this scorching hot lip action.
14:05Mmm!
14:07What happened?
14:08Oh, it's fucking hot.
14:09Burnt my lip on that hot water.
14:12I didn't know it was hot.
14:12And Samraj blowing smoke.
14:16Oh, man, that is rotten.
14:19Why is everyone farting in this villa?
14:20I did not fart.
14:21Because in Casa week, things always get a little fruity.
14:25Is that not the biggest banana you've ever seen?
14:27Yeah, it's quite big.
14:28Seen bigger, I'm not going to lie, bro.
14:30Fuck me, bro.
14:30That's putting me to shame.
14:32Yeah, I've seen bigger, bro.
14:34It's all so exciting, even the villa can't handle it.
14:43Oh, my God.
14:45Who kicked this over?
14:47It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
14:53Earlier, we saw our islanders enjoying a moment of peace and quiet before the craziness of Casa.
14:59But...
14:59Ooh, I'm in it!
15:08Oh!
15:11Did it just fall over?
15:12Oh, my God, Finlay, just fall over.
15:15Are you okay?
15:18Just up my toe.
15:20He's so cute, bless him.
15:23It turns out that Finlay's trip to Casa wasn't the only trip this week.
15:26Stick a solero on it, Finlay.
15:28That'll take the swelling down.
15:35Being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal.
15:38And when those girls make you feel small, flirting with them can be a tall order.
15:43Lorenzo looks tall here, and he's not even tall.
15:46Simba thought I was 6'6".
15:48I thought I was 6'6", bro.
15:50I was like, oh, thank God.
15:53So that means if someone comes in who is 6'6", they'll look like, hey, you're fucking tall.
15:56Right, so you're the tall, you, everyone take their shoes off, let's work this all out.
15:59There's no white ankle, you're taking them small, bro.
16:02Go on, get in line.
16:03Finlay, where are you?
16:04Are you tall?
16:04I'm telling you.
16:05You're taller than Cameron.
16:06I think you might be slightly taller than you.
16:08I'm slightly taller than you.
16:10Get the flip flops off, Sam.
16:11Fin is taller than Finlay.
16:13Yes.
16:14Stand up, Fin.
16:15And then Simba is next to you, too.
16:17Move down, everyone.
16:18What, are you taking off?
16:19Yeah.
16:20Simba's...
16:20Simba's...
16:21I'm not here, too.
16:22I'll give you that.
16:23It's Finlay the tallest.
16:24Have you just got me?
16:26Just...
16:26Oh, look.
16:27Yeah, I'm just probably right now.
16:28Can you see myself?
16:30And he's got the skinniest legs, as well.
16:32Come on, boys!
16:33What, but less than yours?
16:34I'm in the middle.
16:36Look, who's taller between us here?
16:37Go back to that.
16:39Lads, who's taller?
16:40Me or Finlay?
16:41Fin.
16:42Is he?
16:45We're literally dead the same.
16:46We're the exact same, right?
16:47Or a farming.
16:48We're literally dead the same, in my opinion.
16:50We're the same, as well.
16:51We're all blessed.
16:51We are.
16:54Everyone needed to be this much taller.
17:03The stress of the week was made worse when our islanders hit the bottle.
17:06Not like that.
17:07Both villas played a raunchy game called Don't Bottle It.
17:10The rules were simple.
17:11Whoever the bottle landed on received a text.
17:13Here we go.
17:14Priya and Nevaeh give a massage to the youngest islander of the opposite sex.
17:36What the fuck?
17:38Look on the bright side, Lola.
17:40The villa won the game and you got a party out of it.
17:47Bad luck, Team Castler.
17:48Still, who needs a luxury cocktail party anyway?
17:51Look, we're going to have our own fun.
17:53I'm going to DJ for us all.
17:55Yes!
17:56All right, let me just get...
17:59Hey!
18:02Let me hear you guys say,
18:03Hell yeah!
18:04Hell yeah!
18:05Hell yeah!
18:06Hell yeah!
18:07Can I get...
18:08Ooh, yeah!
18:09Ooh, yeah!
18:10Shake that, baby!
18:11Shake that, baby!
18:12Ooh, yeah!
18:13Ooh, yeah!
18:14Shake that, Sharma!
18:17Sharma!
18:19Sharma!
18:20Sharma!
18:20Sharma!
18:21Sharma!
18:21Where have you been?
18:23Out and about.
18:24Oh!
18:26Well, that's flushed away the party vibes.
18:29I hope you washed your hands.
18:31Oh, Aiden, I'd give that five minutes if I was you.
18:40They say dating is a numbers game,
18:41and here is an unseen clip of Sean seeing if he can get lucky.
18:45What's your lucky number?
18:46Apparently, my lucky number should be four.
18:48Why?
18:48That's because, like, when you add each number
18:50from your date of birth, it will add up to certain number.
18:53So, my date of birth adds up to four.
18:56How does it add up to four?
18:57Well, it's yours one of the three, or two, sorry.
19:00So, I'm 25th April 2000, right?
19:02So, two plus five.
19:0425th?
19:05Yeah.
19:05That's 25 already.
19:07So, two plus five is seven, plus four, 11, plus two, 13,
19:12three plus one, four.
19:1525 plus five is seven.
19:18Two plus five!
19:21Idiots.
19:22So, I'm 14th of September, so is that one plus four?
19:25One plus four, five, plus nine is 14, plus two, 16.
19:32Six plus one, seven, your number is seven.
19:34Where'd you get six plus one?
19:36Oh, you changed it at the end, you just changed rules again.
19:39Lorenzo, what's your date of birth?
19:40It's a thing!
19:41I'll do it, watch this.
19:43Seven of what?
19:4517.
19:4517.
19:4617, so that's one plus seven, eight.
19:47Of the tenth?
19:49No, wait, so do you do eight plus, do you do eight plus one plus zero?
19:53Yes.
19:53Okay, so nine, and what year?
19:561997.
19:5627.
19:57So you've got nine plus one is 10, plus nine is 19, plus nine.
20:00No, no, no, no.
20:02What?
20:02You just don't know maths.
20:0627 plus seven.
20:08What?
20:09What?
20:12You just get lost.
20:13You said 17, yeah.
20:1517, one plus seven is eight.
20:16Right, okay.
20:18Plus one is nine.
20:19We always end up at nine.
20:21It's 1997.
20:22Plus one is 10.
20:22Plus one is 10.
20:23Plus nine is 19.
20:25Plus another nine is 28.
20:2728.
20:28Plus seven.
20:2935.
20:30So my lucky number is 35.
20:32No, three plus five, eight.
20:34She just changes it, what's the point of doing the rest?
20:37It cannot be 35, it has to be a number from one to nine.
20:41Makes no sense.
20:42It does.
20:43I might say nine.
20:44So you're seven, you're eight and I'm four.
20:47Sorry, we'll have to leave it there.
20:49Math silence is proving terrible for the numbers.
21:04Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits, the show that's so hot it hurts.
21:10Look how hot I am.
21:12Huh?
21:13Ah!
21:14Ah!
21:15Ah!
21:16Ah!
21:17Ah!
21:17Fuck it, that was hot.
21:18I did warn you, Carlos.
21:23Oh, fucking hell, it burns, bro.
21:26As we have more tea to spill.
21:29Tea has got caffeine in it.
21:30No, it...
21:30Yes, it has, Tommy.
21:31No, that's the difference between coffee and tea.
21:33Are you sure?
21:34Tea has got caffeine in it.
21:35Of course it has.
21:37Ellie, does tea have caffeine in it?
21:39What?
21:40Does tea have caffeine in it?
21:43Yes!
21:43Has!
21:44I told you.
21:45You're the only one...
21:47I don't know if it's working.
21:47I don't know if it's working.
21:48We have been bending over backwards to find you all the best unseen clips.
21:53Back up, bum up.
21:54And just stay like that.
21:55And try to touch your...
21:57Yeah.
21:59So snap to it.
22:07Oh, cute.
22:09So cute.
22:09But you can't touch your foot with your head.
22:12We're head over heels about the unseen action we have in store.
22:16Sly.
22:16Why?
22:17It's Bernie Tensi.
22:18It's Bernie Tensi.
22:20It's Bernie Tensi.
22:21So give us a big hand as we release all the best unseen clips.
22:24Heart's beating fast, but it'll never slow it down.
22:29It's been lost in love tonight.
22:35Here's a bare unseen clip that is low-key about modern slang.
22:40Check it.
22:40It is Peng though, isn't it?
22:42I don't keep saying Peng.
22:43Like, why am I saying Peng now?
22:44Do you ever say that?
22:44I don't know.
22:45No, I must do.
22:46Peng.
22:47Peng?
22:47I've not heard that word in fucking years.
22:50What is, like, what is the word that you normally say now?
22:54What's replaced Peng?
22:55Unreal.
22:56Unreal.
22:57Uh, not London, mate.
22:59Fire.
23:00Cos Leng is, like, even old.
23:02She's nice.
23:03She's nice, you know.
23:04If someone said I was nice, I'd be like, get a grab.
23:07Would you like the word Peng?
23:08Better than nice.
23:09Nice sounds like you're talking about your grandma.
23:11Like, oh, she's nice.
23:12What about Dank?
23:13Dank.
23:14Dank would kill me.
23:15Fit.
23:15Fit.
23:16I'd take fit.
23:16I'm old.
23:17I'm literally 28.
23:18Wait, now, wait.
23:18What's the word right now, then?
23:20Fire.
23:20I don't know.
23:21No, fire makes people sick.
23:22That's giving Snapchat.
23:24I think calling a girl pretty is the biggest compliment.
23:26Pretty?
23:27No.
23:27That's mid.
23:28Pretty is mid.
23:29I wouldn't be happy with that.
23:30Pretty is nothing.
23:31When you say it, it doesn't hit.
23:33You're pretty.
23:34You're pretty.
23:35Oh, bad.
23:36Oh, she's bad.
23:37She's bad.
23:37Beautiful.
23:38Beautiful, lovely.
23:39Absolutely smashing.
23:40Smashing.
23:42God, she's smashing.
23:43She's smashing.
23:44I say stunning a lot.
23:45Stunning.
23:46I love stunning.
23:47No, smashing's actually all right.
23:48Smashing's so funny.
23:50That's giving, like, toodle pip.
23:52It's no stop.
23:54Don't stop.
23:55Don't stop.
23:55That clip was wicked.
23:56Does anyone still say wicked?
24:04We hate seeing splits on this show, but sadly, they come with the territory, and this unseen
24:09clip is a prime example.
24:11Uliah wants to learn how to see the splits.
24:13Watch me.
24:14I might actually join in that little lesson.
24:17What?
24:17What?
24:18Do we need to do that?
24:19Not that darling.
24:20It's like.
24:20But we have to, like, kind of, like, warm up, no?
24:22Yeah, I don't know how this will get my legs to go flat, like.
24:25Start with this one first.
24:26Okay.
24:27So it gets all the backs of your legs.
24:28How low can we go?
24:31Oh, sore.
24:32Can you stretch the ground?
24:33Yeah, obviously.
24:34But it's sore.
24:35It's fucking sore.
24:36And then you need to do your lunge.
24:38So it's this one.
24:39Okay.
24:39Now we're doing lenders.
24:40Ah, fuck that.
24:41You've already...
24:41Look, see, my knee will only go there.
24:43How are you getting this bit down?
24:44And then this bit.
24:45See, you've got this in you.
24:46I'm going to rip my pants.
24:48Oh.
24:49Release the tension.
24:51Release.
24:51Become one with the groin.
24:53And then you just push your foot forward.
24:58You're actually not far off, to be fair.
25:00I'm close.
25:01Okay.
25:02Oh.
25:03Oh.
25:04I'm going to pull my hamstring.
25:06I'm not that far.
25:07You have to do it every single day and you'll get better.
25:10To be fair, I'm not going to need to use that ever, am I?
25:12When am I going to be sitting on a girl and just going like that?
25:15That would be good, though.
25:16That would be...
25:16She would not expect that.
25:17You know what I mean?
25:19No, I don't.
25:20It would be unexpected.
25:22Yeah, but if I just go up to the girl, hello.
25:23Just kidding.
25:24Hello.
25:24No, you just walk by, she drops it.
25:26Oh, I'll get that.
25:27That would be so fun.
25:29But if you do them two stretches every single day...
25:32I'll be doing the splits in three years' time.
25:35And I'll be doing the splits in three years' time after hell freezes over.
25:45This next unseen clip shows Aidan is over the moon with Martha.
25:49I want to see the moon move.
25:52Why?
25:52If I look at it long enough, I feel like I can see the moon move.
25:54But don't all planets orbit the sun?
25:58Yeah, but I just think it's weird, like, when you're out here, seeing the moon from one side...
26:04And then as the night goes on, you look over and it's, like, over the other end.
26:07Mm.
26:08And that's a full moon as well.
26:10Yeah.
26:10What's your star sign?
26:13Sagittarius.
26:15I'm a Virgo.
26:16Is that good or bad?
26:17I don't know.
26:20Ask the moon.
26:22Is it not to do with the moon?
26:23You ask the moon.
26:24Star signs.
26:24Ask the stars.
26:26Where?
26:26I can't see any.
26:27Are we compatible?
26:29Don't ask me, I'm the moon.
26:31The stars are not out today.
26:34Speak to me.
26:35Are we?
26:36Hello.
26:37I just told you the stars are having a night half.
26:41The moon looks mad, by the way.
26:43I'm not...
26:43Literally, I can't keep going and stop looking at it.
26:45What did they say?
26:46What?
26:46The stars.
26:47Time to fess up.
26:49That's what...
26:50You're not talking to the stars, Aidan.
26:52And where do you get upset?
26:54I look mad.
26:57They said...
26:58They're whispering to me, hold on.
27:16Ignore him!
27:18He's talking out of his asteroid, Martha!
27:21Listen, Martha!
27:23They're saying, yes, give him another kiss.
27:26And then you could be compatible.
27:32Oh, no.
27:36Blast off!
27:37Oh, watch your hair!
27:39I'm laughing.
27:40My hair's in my armpit.
27:44Right, I've seen enough of this.
27:46Good idea, Martha!
27:47Soft furnishings are perfect for the clips and looks and...
27:52Right, I'm off!
27:54See you later!
27:55Moon out!
27:56I'm out!
28:03During CASA, Ellie and Lola were thinking less break-up and more break-in.
28:07Oh, Ellie!
28:09They're over there.
28:10They're so close.
28:10We could definitely make a run for it.
28:12I reckon we could.
28:12See the trees?
28:13We could hang out...
28:13How far away do you reckon that is?
28:15Like, not even 500 metres for sure.
28:17I don't know what 500 metres in.
28:18Can we talk in a minute?
28:19Ten minutes.
28:19Ten minute trek.
28:20Ten minute walk.
28:22Walk.
28:22Two minutes flat run.
28:24Do you reckon?
28:27I don't know the conditions down there, though.
28:29Do you know what I mean?
28:30Yeah.
28:31Let's go a bit closer.
28:33Let's have an investigation.
28:34Yeah.
28:34You're the detective.
28:36I can't see.
28:37I've got 20-20.
28:38I'm going to turn it into 50-50.
28:42That's an easy jump.
28:43We take the heels off.
28:44Easy bush.
28:45Doing few stains on the feet.
28:47We're all right.
28:47Yeah.
28:47That fence, I reckon, is the electric, so we're all right.
28:51I reckon we could jump out on top of the tree.
28:53We could do a roll.
28:54We'll do a roll.
28:55We're on the tree.
28:55We're on the tree.
28:55We swing after the tree, and it's just a straight sprint to there.
28:58It's a straight sprint.
28:59We could grab a goat on the way just to ride the goat off.
29:01Also, my feet have been training for this.
29:04I reckon we could make it.
29:06Yeah.
29:07Yeah.
29:08We're watching the bedtime routine.
29:10We are seeing what's happening at bedtime.
29:11Surprise!
29:12What's been going for?
29:12You look cosy.
29:14You and Finn aren't top and tailing.
29:16What's going on there, then?
29:16Because I know there's not enough beds, but it's only you and Finn could have gotten together.
29:18What's happening?
29:20What's happening there?
29:21Mm.
29:21Mm.
29:22Mm.
29:23Mm.
29:24Mm.
29:24Mm.
29:26We've lost the plot.
29:28Fuck's sake, honey.
29:32We're fine.
29:33They're just giving me.
29:35Me and Loa literally just fully plotted how we're getting over to Casa.
29:38Oh, how?
29:39So you're joining.
29:39So basically, for context, what we're going to do is we're jumping the fence.
29:43Jumping here.
29:44Oh, yeah.
29:44I don't think the fence is electric.
29:45I think we're over it.
29:46We're fine.
29:47Then we're just hurdling it right across the Casa.
29:49Oh, yeah.
29:49We're going to go to the security.
29:50We're actually Casa Girls.
29:51We're just outside.
29:52We fell over the wall.
29:54I'm going to change my wig so they don't even recognise me.
29:57Give me one.
29:58I'll give you one.
29:59I'll give you the red one.
30:01Right, okay.
30:02And then I'll wear the big one and then I'll cut a fringe.
30:06Yeah.
30:06So that it looks like I'm new.
30:08Then we're over there.
30:09How we get in is then we're like, oh, I bumped my head, I need to see the medic.
30:13They go get the medic.
30:14We run in.
30:15We're in a cupboard now.
30:17We wait for a night-time routine to happen.
30:19See the such.
30:20Who's she in bed with who?
30:21Pop out.
30:23Thoughts?
30:24I'm down.
30:25Yeah, cool.
30:26I think then we're minimal security.
30:28We can take them.
30:29Yeah.
30:35When the boys returned from Casa, they were settling down for a debrief and discussing how their
30:40drinks represent their personalities and Finlay had finally nailed his.
30:44Cheers to kombucha.
30:46Kombucha.
30:47Oh.
30:47What have you got there, Finlay, boy?
30:49I've got water.
30:50What have you got in there?
30:51It's kombucha.
30:52It's kombucha.
30:58It's like fizzy apple juice.
31:00It's horrible.
31:01Right.
31:02Do you want me to start?
31:03I was going to go from least dramatic to most dramatic.
31:06Yeah, I was going to go from least dramatic.
31:07Well, I'm obviously least dramatic, right?
31:10But, ooh, I'll be next.
31:13Come back later to find out.
31:32All right.
31:32Call us in, Fitz.
31:33No.
31:34Okay.
31:35Three, two, one.
31:36Okay.
31:37We're waiting, Fitz.
31:43This is no time for Fitz of laughter, boys.
31:52We need to get started on part four of a Love Island Unseen Bits.
31:58Raise your arms if you agree.
32:00Oh, my girls are up.
32:03Oh, my girls are up.
32:05Oh, my girls are up.
32:05Oh, my girls are up.
32:06Oh, my girls are up.
32:08Oh, my girls are up.
32:09We're stepping up to release all the unmissable moments from the week.
32:13In one big drop.
32:15Ow.
32:16Oh.
32:17Oh.
32:17Oh, I heard that.
32:19Oh.
32:20I've got no sense of time.
32:22We reveal proof that Sean shared his bed with a leggy stranger at Casa.
32:27Oh, fuck.
32:27Oh.
32:29Fucking spider.
32:33Fucking.
32:39Oh, fuck this.
32:40Oh, our crypts are totally sound.
32:42Like this one of the boys' shorts really humming.
32:45Smell them.
32:46Oh, fuck that.
32:47I'm not wearing it.
32:50Fucking hell.
32:51Oh, fuck that.
32:55Disgusted.
32:57Oh, oh, oh, oh.
33:01So prepare for all the Casa secrets that come spilling out.
33:04Oh, sorry.
33:05I forgot you don't.
33:05There you go.
33:06I forgot you don't.
33:07Oh, fucking hell.
33:08It's literally on me.
33:09Is that red wine?
33:11No.
33:12God, are you going to have to take the jacket off now?
33:14No, no, no.
33:15The jacket's not coming off.
33:16Really?
33:17No.
33:18Oh, take it off, Aidan.
33:20I'll suck that red wine out of it in no time.
33:22Oh, oh, oh, oh.
33:27Earlier we saw Calvin popping his kombucha cherry.
33:32Oh, man.
33:33Fizzy apple juice.
33:35It's horrible.
33:36It tastes kombucha.
33:36Right.
33:37Do you want me to start?
33:38I was going to go from least dramatic to most dramatic.
33:41Yeah, I'd love to.
33:52in now. There he is! There he is.
33:56Oh, that hurts so much. Fitzy's arrived.
34:06Anyone know what the point of car says? Anyone?
34:10Oh, shit!
34:13Oh, no, I've got the point.
34:22Every time I miss, I get like this.
34:26You know you make me crazy when I taste your lips.
34:29And you're the only one who makes me feel like this.
34:32When I'm feeling lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely.
34:37When I'm feeling lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely.
35:10Let's take a moment to turn the clocks back
35:12to the forecast of our unseen bit of Angelista and Simba in happier times if
35:17only they had some words of wisdom for their future selves it's easy to like
35:21you know listen to people follow the pack and move rash and feel my gosh you
35:26still have to like hmm stay true to our process and who you are do you know my
35:34favorite one of my favorite sayings is it says the process full stop
35:42that's the thing the process that's the thing that's the film the process full
35:51stop for no no no no no no no the process and you will start you have to look up
35:55here so do this the process no actually say it what's that thing called speech
36:03marks speech marks the process close the speech marks full stop that's the thing
36:10okay that's what that's the thing that that's the most important thing that's
36:14the thing that is the thing the process the pros and trusting in the process a
36:18man not rushing the pressure and not slowing it down either just go with the
36:24flow just go with the flow I love that should have trusted the process Simba the
36:28process that's the thing that's the thing bro when that Casa more door closes everyone gets to
36:40pull their most astonished expressions and they do say practice makes perfect because I'm really
36:49nervous about you know when when they do the recoupling they have all of them come in and then
36:53they start stirring shop they're like yeah obviously I'm finding it really weird that um he's not
36:58coupled up with me because he's been flirting with me for the last three days and then we kissed in
37:01bed
37:02and I'm like yeah I mean you're you are I go like that
37:17like I'm sat next here focus people you'll be like
37:32things can get catty at Casa recoupling so we needed to send in the big boss to vet the villa
37:37yes me our jammer was back
37:50with everything perfect it was time to see who was still feline the love
37:58so cue dramatic pauses and shocked faces come on girls I thought you'd practice this earlier in the
38:05dressing room David Attenborough you're watching I apologize for this next unseen clip Tamraj reckons
38:35he could beat a shark in a fight oh when did he say this we're talking about one gorilla against
38:41a
38:41hundred men on land is different no but Samaj reckons he could take a shark like he thinks he's just
38:46punched it in the nose and it's done you're gonna punch underwater I have no idea you can't move that
38:50far I think even on land I wouldn't back him no offense who did you say that sharks hopping around
38:55the gorillas Simba reckons he think you think 20 simmers could take a gorilla that's a 20 simbers
39:00could take no chance yeah now I can fit 50 geezers would take a gorilla hundred percent yeah
39:06only five guys can grow at once and if he's yeah 11 of those girls against one Simba about myself
39:13I don't even know I don't even know I'd rather take five gorillas
39:20tough to take an ostrich never mind a gorilla mmm those fuckers move yeah you got what kangaroo yeah
39:26kangaroo be tough they can fight I see the video of the kangaroo box in your head oh they've got
39:31like
39:31their claws are like long as well aren't they they use their towel for support yeah it's powerful that
39:37that seems powerful they're just like fuck off I can think of a few other animals that would say that
39:41if you
39:42picked a fight with him too Sean it's time for and this week I asked the Islanders what
39:58humiliation ritual am I doing this week their celebrity crush oh I have a few Margot Robbie smashing Margot Robbie
40:10if
40:11you're watching I love you gorgeous go hit me up in Instagram dms I'll always give you a reply love
40:17you baby this is a pretty basic one and I think everyone will agree Michael B Jordan always Michael
40:24B Jordan be very good looking lad I mean back in the day when I was little it used to
40:29be Zac Efron Zac Efron in
40:31his prime 17 again I used to have the Justin Bieber hair Zac Efron hair used to try and dress
40:35like him
40:36Jessica Alba from the early 2000s even Jessica Alba now you know we can stay a little bit older if
40:43we
40:43want my go Sabrina Carpenter I just got a thing for the singers I love just being serenaded I actually
40:49asked Gordon Ramsay to my leg prom obviously never seen it and did not reply Harry Maguire I don't know
40:55what it is about him Sofia Vergara gorgeous he's a bit of a shelter and a bit of like a
41:00little Aggie
41:01man I don't love an Aggie man but when they're doing something on pitch and chatting the other
41:03men I'm like oh yeah go on girl love that from you I like the cartoons I can't lie when
41:08I was a kid I
41:09used to have a crush on all sorts we've got Nemo Nemo's a good-looking chap a guilty crush of
41:18mine would be
41:19Lola from Sharksdale she was just like a sexy little fish she's Gorgina too fish is clearly do
41:26bits for me that's weird isn't it maybe we've got a thing fish what we've got we fetch fish I
41:30don't
41:30know I think Jake Sully from Jake Sully from Avatar the first one that pops to mind is Shrek as
41:41my
41:41celeb crush because I literally love donkey yeah I thought Shrek when he was a human Sophie I was
41:47like oh look at that like it would be so fun to like date someone who has like a little
41:52sidekick
41:53donkey that walks around with them all the time back in the day I used to like Stacy Slater are
41:57you
41:58sure about that Simba oh I do Peggy Mitchell the old lady I love extended bro okay that okay that
42:06was
42:06that that was a private conversation get out of my pub are you okay oh I keep forgetting I'm
42:12like top man for heart I did say that no I did say that come back next week for some
42:18more
42:26boys cast a week may be over but there is a lot of grafting to be done so this is
42:30no time to put
42:31your feet up go like that up and down up and down maybe this could be a workout twice it's
42:37late
42:37on the sides then up and down and it's all yeah this is our workout and in circles little circles
42:50little circles and then inside circles and then side to side again and our little flutters funny
43:05funny pulse pulse pulse and now threes and then we wave them oh little wave see you next week with
43:16this
43:16law we'll be back on their feet bye the couples are cracking on but I've got feeling everything's
43:30gonna change nobody's safe so make sure you're back here on ITV2 that's at 9pm tomorrow the brand
43:36new Love Island but right now we're off to see the Griffins as Peter's getting religious that's a
43:41family guy that's coming up next
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