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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity
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00:11This week our Islanders face the ultimate loyalty test.
00:14Where have you been?
00:15What's happening? What's happening there?
00:17Casa Reet carnage.
00:18Man, that is rotten.
00:21Disgusted.
00:22Leading to dramatic splits.
00:26Smashing.
00:27Ow!
00:28Locked lips.
00:30Give Aiden a kiss.
00:31Oh my God, that's going to be taken so out of context.
00:34And a tweak of Lorenzo's nips.
00:36You're swiddling your nipple hairs.
00:38High five, Lorenzo.
00:40It's an unmissable hour of Bill of Thrills.
00:44Let me hear you guys say,
00:45Hell yeah!
00:48Spells.
00:50Our Islanders never bottle out.
00:52Oh, fuck.
00:53We take the last week of unseen footage and turn it on its head.
00:56What? Humiliation ritual am I doing this thing?
00:58Oh, I keep forgetting I'm macked up.
01:00So trust the process.
01:01The process.
01:02What?
01:02And put your best foot forward.
01:05And our little flutters.
01:06Because this is Love Island Unseen Mix.
01:32Welcome to Love Island Unseen Best, the show that goes with the flow.
01:36Yo, it's a money on a mic.
01:38Yeah, I'm here.
01:39I'm at Casa right now.
01:41Yeah.
01:41We're introduced to six beautiful women.
01:44We're going to get kissing.
01:45Yeah.
01:45Uh.
01:46Yes, it's Casa More Week.
01:54It's our very own love rivals.
02:03Expect two villas worth of action.
02:07I'm not as dumb, though.
02:08No, you're not dumb.
02:09Can I just say a stupid dick?
02:10Yeah.
02:16Where we've plucked out the best unseen clips.
02:18Do you reckon any of the girls can do eyebrows?
02:21Yeah.
02:21Yeah, I'm sorry.
02:22So brace yourself as we spill the tea.
02:25Oh, shit.
02:28Sorry, brother.
02:30I'll just get it washed.
02:30I'll just get it washed.
02:32Oh, sorry.
02:33Don't worry, don't worry.
02:34Oh, shit.
02:35And let rip with the best on air, James.
02:39Wait, wait, wait.
02:39Listen.
02:42Tramp.
02:44You absolutely mean tram.
02:47Eugh.
02:47And it's going to smell my area.
02:50It's love rivals.
02:52The Mallorcan version.
02:54Menorca.
02:55Menorca.
02:56Malauca.
02:57Mallorca.
02:58Mallorca.
02:58I'm sorry, Joel.
03:00We're getting there, aren't we?
03:01Best Cassie at girlies.
03:03Yeah.
03:03Bye.
03:10As soon as we announced the new Casa, more things moved quickly.
03:13Although you might not have realised thanks to the trademark Love Island slow-mo camera.
03:19Maya moseyed into the villa at a snail's pace.
03:23Our six boys then left for Casa.
03:27And six new girls idled their way into Casa like they had all the time in the world.
03:32Chop, chop.
03:34Chop, chop.
03:35Two drives, no more.
03:36Wedges on the waste grounds.
03:38Did you not attend your health and safety induction?
03:41Slow-mo, slow-mo, slow-mo.
03:42And some new boys gently strolled into the villa.
03:46Any chance we can get a wriggle on?
03:48I love a good slow-mo as much as the next man, but we've got urgent unseen clips that need
03:51watching.
03:56And then come for us.
03:57You know, for us.
04:00ASAP.
04:01ASAP.
04:06Oh, fuck!
04:07It's got all in my eye.
04:09Oh!
04:13Hold on, I need to sort my eyes out.
04:15Oops, sorry, Lorenzo.
04:16Maybe we were still in slow-mo.
04:17You might have dodged that.
04:25But before we let our cast of beauties into the villa
04:27We found them on a mountaintop
04:29And they all just wanted to talk about one thing
04:36I'm Tommy, I'm 23, I'm an event owner
04:39My hair is dark blonde, medium length and pushed back
04:44Beautiful
04:48My hair is dark brown with waves
04:51Well luckily we have just the thing for them
04:54Casa Moore will make you and your hair look sexy
04:57Beautiful
05:03I have long blonde hair
05:05I usually have my hair straight and long
05:08You are so beautiful, beautiful
05:12No worries Mara, Casa Moore will take you and your hair to paradise
05:18Right now my hair is in cornrows
05:23Six cornrows
05:28I've got long blonde hair and I love having it in a bouncy wave
05:32I love a bouncy wave too
05:34I'm with Casa Moore, it will just keep on bouncing
05:41Sorry, what was that Will?
05:43Can we get closer to Will please?
05:45Oh you are so beautiful
05:49So I've got short black hair with a buzz cut and a skin fade
05:53Beautiful, beautiful
05:57Casa Moore, the new advanced series 13 formula
06:01Because if you don't look good, we don't look good
06:14At Casa, the cover that popped in Lorenzo's face earlier had now dried up
06:18But there was still plenty of dry chat to go around
06:21I'm Finn, 23, and I'm a bit of a living in Essex
06:25Oh no, this just sounds like a job interview now
06:27It does, doesn't it?
06:28Just have fun, Finn
06:29When you're spending 24 hours a day with someone
06:31You do get feelings, strong feelings
06:33Wait, I'm sorry, I zoned out a bit
06:34So she's ready
06:35Oh
06:37Boys, boys, boys
06:39I'm about to fall off this chair, thank you
06:40I was going to cut my nails as well, I feel really conscious now
06:43No, they don't mind
06:44I just cannot
06:45No, because I had to cut my nails
06:47I got really bad build on those feet and build on those hands
06:49I just, just like
06:50Is that what you do?
06:51Yeah, I'm just very like
06:52Mind tits, sorry
06:52I think that's quite nice, though
06:54When it comes to like being put to the test, yeah
06:57How you deal with that, that would really tell me if I should be with you or not
07:00What test are you doing about?
07:02Yeah, what test are you doing about?
07:03Anything, literally anything
07:03Oh, anything
07:04Anything's up for grabs
07:05Yeah, because
07:08Something small can be like
07:11Also be done in a bigger way
07:14But like two different ways
07:16Wait, what?
07:17I'm confused, hon
07:18I'm confused now
07:19Maybe you should talk
07:26What is it?
07:27Fuguroba
07:28What?
07:31Fuguroba
07:32No, I don't know that one
07:33That sounds like Spanish
07:34No, it's, it's, it's Africa
07:36I just don't know
07:37It's Shauna
07:37But I don't know what it means
07:38I don't know
07:39I can't even
07:40What was it?
07:40What's the meaning of it?
07:42I don't
07:42It's like when my mum's telling me off
07:44When I was a kid
07:44Oh, dinokuroba
07:46That's it, yeah, yeah, yeah
07:48What does it mean?
07:50I'm gonna hit you
07:50Like I'm gonna smash you
07:52Yeah
07:53She didn't tell you to say that
07:54No, she didn't
07:56I was just like
07:57Trying to learn all the words
07:58Yeah, yeah, yeah
08:04Do you like a Welsh man?
08:05Yeah
08:06Aye
08:06No, is it aye?
08:07That's not aye
08:08It's Scottish, isn't it?
08:08It is Scottish
08:09Something like that
08:11This says divine
08:12This says Godspeed
08:1313's my lucky number
08:15Hartley
08:16My one here is all about friendship and loyalty
08:19And that one says my name
08:20Is that?
08:21Which you can't even remember
08:22Nope
08:23I was gonna say
08:23I can't remember
08:25Do you remember my name?
08:27Urgh
08:28Fuck
08:32Okay
08:32Moving on swiftly
08:34Moving on
08:35Yeah, best move on before someone gets the names wrong again
08:38Thanks, Norma
08:40Lawrence
08:41Damn him
08:52Being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal
08:55And when those girls make you feel small
08:57Florting with them can be a tall order
08:59What is your usual type?
09:01You said it's someone with a bit of spark
09:03It's someone
09:03What else?
09:04Confident
09:05Tall
09:05Good looking
09:06Yeah, sorry
09:07Can I just say
09:08Your heels are so
09:09How tall are you without that on?
09:11I don't know
09:12Can you take
09:12Is it easy to take them off?
09:14I thought you
09:14Yes
09:15Come on, show me
09:15So
09:16What?
09:16Do you want to take them off?
09:19I didn't
09:19No
09:20I
09:21Okay
09:21No, I just said
09:23I just want to see how tall you are
09:24That's literally it
09:25Oh, please do
09:27You're wearing fucking
09:28It's like you have the Empire State buildings on your feet, man
09:31Look at the size of that
09:32They make me look good
09:34That
09:35Imagine if I added that to me
09:36Thank you for taking my shoes off
09:37What do we do now?
09:38Okay, now stand up
09:38Okay
09:39I just want to see how tall
09:40Okay, you are small
09:41Just checking
09:42Just checking
09:43Well, wait
09:43You're undressing me
09:44I'm dressing myself back
09:45Oh, my God
09:47That's going to be taken so out of context
09:49She's on
09:50I know
09:50Why can't you not just like relax
09:53And just like enjoy the moment
09:55What the fuck you're thinking about?
09:57Guys
09:58Sorry to interrupt
09:59Can we do a substitution here?
10:01Is that all right?
10:02Yeah, substitution
10:02Thank you so much
10:05Also, Aiden
10:05She's not actually that tall
10:06Wait, what would you mean?
10:08She took off her shoes
10:09And when she stood up
10:10She's literally this height
10:11Look at the size of the heels
10:12You need them
10:15What do you mean?
10:17Do you think I'm short?
10:18You're not tall, are you?
10:20Oh, my height is perfectly fine
10:22Yeah, you tell her, Aiden
10:24Your height is fine
10:25You look totally normal sitting down
10:34Once upon a time in a land far, far away
10:37Well, in New Yorker
10:38Three girls were dreaming of their happy ever after
10:42He's like intimidatingly handsome though
10:44Yeah
10:44I don't think I could look him in the eye
10:46He's like a prince
10:46He looks like a
10:47Yeah
10:47Disney prince
10:48Yes
10:48He does
10:49What Disney prince does he look like?
10:51Because I've literally
10:51In my brain thought
10:53Lorenzo is Prince Eric
10:58For sure
10:59Like it's actually with the linen
11:00Was Eric where he's in
11:01Yeah, linen, yeah
11:06I think Sam Raj is the one from Princess and the Folk
11:13He just gives me that vibe
11:15And confidence with the
11:16Or Beauty and the Beast
11:17Before he turns into the Beast
11:18Oh
11:20Yeah
11:25I love that one
11:26Oh, that's such a good Disney girl
11:28I'm such a Disney girl
11:37This next unseen clip is in contest for the Guinness World Record
11:40For how many cushions and grown men can cram onto one Cassaday bed
11:44Let's go back to back
11:45Let's
11:46I'll pick a word
11:47Wait, should we do rhyming?
11:48Like, you know how we do the song?
11:49I'll tell you
11:50Me and Miss Sam Raj do it
11:51So I'll go
11:52I'll pick a word
11:52I'll pick, like
11:53Sky
11:54So I'm gonna go
11:55Yo
11:55Yo
11:56It's me and the boys
11:58And the
11:59Oh, shit
12:01I think a different word
12:04I'm gonna go with
12:06I'm gonna go with drink
12:07So
12:08Yo
12:09It's me and the boys
12:10And I need another drink
12:13I looked at you
12:14I gave you a wink
12:15Yeah
12:15See, Sam Raj, you're giving them everything
12:17You gotta go around
12:18Go on, do another word
12:19It's me and the boys
12:21And we're chilling under the roof
12:22Same by Tara, girls like to disappear like poof
12:25Poof!
12:28We're singing this song
12:29But I don't know if it's true
12:32My belly hurts
12:33I did a big poof
12:36Lorenzo's so excited
12:37He might go woof
12:38Yeah
12:43That'd be good
12:45Simba's crumbling
12:46Simba's crumbling
12:46But he thinks he wants to
12:50Oof
12:51Oof
12:52Oof
12:53One, two, three, four, five chicken thighs
12:56Chicken, sorry
12:58Five thighs
13:00We have to get it on the counts
13:01Uncut scenes
13:02They're not gonna show that
13:03Oh, they are gonna show that Lorenzo
13:06And we just did
13:14Here's an unseen bit of the islanders having a quiet moment before the chaos of Casa Moore
13:18But the drama is never far away
13:20So tell me
13:21Who are the names?
13:37It's Casa week on unseen bits, so grab your favourite tipple and your favourite nipple
13:42My nipples aren't even confident
13:46Can you not stare at me making my nipples confident, please?
13:49Why are you making them confident?
13:50Why do you want them confident?
13:51Why not?
13:52You're swiddling your nipple hairs?
13:54High five, Lorenzo
13:56Give me some nipple
13:57No one wants a shy nipple
14:00That's why I put tassels on mine
14:02And I'm twirling them for Love Island Unseen Bits
14:09We've moved mad through the last week of footage in search of missed moments from the week
14:13Like this scorching hot lip action
14:17What happened?
14:18Oh, it's fucking hot
14:19Burnt my lip on that hot water
14:22I didn't know it was hot
14:23And Samurai's blowing smoke
14:26Oh, man, that is rotten
14:29Why is everyone farting this?
14:30I did not fart
14:31Because in Casa week, things always get a little fruity
14:34Is that not the biggest banana you've ever seen?
14:38Yeah, it's quite big
14:38Seem bigger
14:39I'm not going to lie, bro
14:40Fuck me, bro
14:41That's putting me to shame
14:42Yeah, I've seen bigger
14:45It's all so exciting, even the villa can't handle it
14:54Oh, my God
14:55Who kicked this over?
14:57It's Love Island Unseen Bits
15:04Earlier we saw our island was enjoying a moment of peace and quiet before the craziness of Casa
15:08But, ooh, I'm in there
15:18Did he just fall over?
15:22Oh, my God, Finlay just fell over
15:25Are you okay?
15:28He's stuck my toe
15:29He's so cute, bless him
15:33It turns out that Finlay's trip to Casa wasn't the only trip this week
15:36Stick a solero on it, Finlay
15:38That'll take the swelling down
15:45Being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal
15:48And when those girls make you feel small
15:50Flirting with them can be a tall order
15:53Lorenzo looks the tallest and he's not even tall
15:57Simba thought I was 6'6
15:58I thought I was 6'6, bro
15:59I was watching that
16:00I was like, oh, fuck my God
16:02Thank God
16:03So that means if someone comes in who is 6'6
16:05They'll look like, hey, fuck my God
16:06Right, so you're the top
16:07Everyone take their shoes off, let's work this all out
16:10There's no way an ankle
16:11You're taking them small
16:12Go on, get in line
16:13Finlay, where are you? Are you tall?
16:15I'm telling you
16:15You're taller than Karen
16:16I think you might be slightly taller than you
16:18I'm slightly taller than you
16:20Get the flip flops off
16:22Fin is tall, no, Fin is tall than Finlay
16:24Yes
16:24Stand up Fin
16:25And then Simba is next to you
16:27So move down, everyone
16:28Are we taking off?
16:29Yeah
16:30Simba's, Simba's
16:31I think we're next to him
16:32I'll give you that
16:34It's Finlay the planet
16:34Have you just got me?
16:36Just
16:37Look
16:38Yeah, that's probably right now
16:39Try, you see myself
16:40And he's got the skinniest legs as well
16:42Come on boys
16:43What, I'm less than yours?
16:45I'm in the middle
16:46Look, who's taller between us here? Go back to her
16:49Lads, who's taller, me or Finlay?
16:51Fin
16:52Is he?
16:53I think this can be
16:55You're literally dead the same
16:57We're the exact same, Harry
16:58You're literally dead the same in my opinion
17:00We're the same as well
17:01We are
17:04Everyone needed to be this much taller
17:12Everyone needed to be this much taller
17:13The stress of the week was made worse when our islanders hit the bottle
17:16Not like that
17:17Both villas played a raunchy game called Don't Bottle It
17:20The rules were simple
17:21Whoever the bottle landed on received a text
17:23Here we go
17:24Priya and Nevaeh give a massage to the youngest islander of the opposite sex
17:37Do it again, do it again, do it again
17:46What the fuck?
17:48Look on the bright side, Lola
17:50The villa won the game and you got a party out of it
17:57Bad luck team Casas
17:58Still who needs a luxury cocktail party anyway
18:01Hey look, we're going to have our own fun
18:03I'm going to DJ for us all
18:05Yes
18:06Alright, let me just get
18:12Let me hear you guys say
18:13Hell yeah
18:14Hell yeah
18:16Hell yeah
18:16Hell yeah
18:17Hell yeah
18:18Hell yeah
18:18Ooh yeah
18:19Ooh yeah
18:20Shake that baby
18:21Shake that baby
18:22Ooh yeah
18:23Ooh yeah
18:24Shake that Shama
18:29Shama
18:29Shama
18:30Shama
18:31Shama
18:31Where have you been?
18:33Out of the bottle
18:34Oh
18:34Oh
18:37Well that's flushed away the party vibes
18:39Hope you washed your hands
18:41Oh Aiden, I'd give that five minutes if I was you
18:50They say dating is a numbers game and here is an unseen club of Sean seeing if he can get
18:54lucky
18:55What's your lucky number?
18:56Apparently my lucky number should be four
18:58Why?
18:59Because like when you add each number from your date of birth
19:02It will add up to certain numbers
19:03So my date of birth adds up to four
19:06How does it add up to four?
19:08So
19:08What is yours one one of the three or two sorry
19:10So I'm 25th April 2000 right so two plus five
19:1425th?
19:15Yeah
19:15It's 25 already
19:16So two plus five is seven
19:19Plus four
19:20Eleven
19:20Plus two
19:21Thirteen
19:22Three plus one
19:23Four
19:2625 plus five is seven
19:28Two plus five
19:31Idiots
19:32So I'm 14th of September so is that one plus four
19:35One plus four
19:36Five
19:36Plus nine is
19:38Fourteen
19:39Plus two
19:41Sixteen
19:42Six plus one
19:43Seven
19:43Seven
19:43Your number is seven
19:44Where did you get six plus one?
19:47Oh you changed it at the end you just changed rules again
19:49Lorenzo what's your date of birth?
19:51It's a thing
19:51I'll do it watch this
19:52Seven
19:53Okay
19:53Seven of what?
19:55Seventeen
19:56Seventeen so that's one plus seven is eight
19:57Okay
19:58Of the tenth
19:59No wait so do you do eight plus one plus zero?
20:03Yes
20:03Okay so nine
20:04And what year?
20:06Nineteen ninety-seven
20:07So you've got nine plus one is ten
20:09Plus nine is nineteen
20:10Plus nine
20:11No no no no
20:11What?
20:12You just don't know maps
20:15What?
20:16Seventeen
20:16Twenty-seven
20:17Plus seven
20:18What?
20:19Where are you on about?
20:22You just get lost
20:23Seventeen
20:23You said seventeen
20:24Yeah
20:24Seventeen one plus seven is eight
20:26Right
20:27Plus one
20:27Plus one
20:28Plus one
20:28Is nine
20:29Nine
20:31Plus one
20:32Plus one is ten
20:33Plus nine is nineteen
20:34Plus another nine is twenty-eight
20:37Twenty-eight
20:38Plus
20:38Seven
20:39Thirty-five
20:40So my lucky number is thirty-five
20:42No
20:42Three plus five
20:43Eight
20:45She just changes it
20:46What's the point in doing the rest?
20:47It cannot be thirty-five
20:48It has to be a number from one to nine
20:50Makes no sense
20:52It does
20:54I'm actually dying
20:55So you're seven you're eight and I'm four
20:57Sorry we'll have to leave it there
20:59Math silence is proving terrible for the numbers
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22:32The way our bodies move together
22:37Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits
22:39The show that's so hot it hurts
22:43Look how hot it is
22:45Huh?
22:47Ah!
22:48Ah!
22:49Ah!
22:50Ah!
22:50Ah!
22:51Fucking hell it's hot!
22:52I did warn you Carlos
22:57It burns, bro
23:00As we have more tea to spill
23:02Tea has got caffeine in it
23:03No, it has
23:04Yes it has, Tommy
23:05No, that's the difference between coffee and tea
23:06No!
23:07Are you sure?
23:08Tea has got caffeine in it
23:09Of course it has
23:10Ellie?
23:11Does tea have caffeine in it?
23:13What?
23:14Does tea have caffeine in it?
23:16Yeah!
23:17Has!
23:17I told you we have been bending over backwards to find you all the best
23:25unseen clips and just stay like that and try to touch us yeah so snap to it
23:45we're head over heels about the unseen action we have in store so give us a big hand as we
23:56release
23:56all the best unseen clips
24:09here's a bare unseen clip that is low-key about modern slang check it it is peng though isn't it
24:15why do i keep saying peng like why am i saying peng now i don't know i must do peng
24:20peng i've not heard
24:21that word in fucking years what is like what would what is the word that you normally say now
24:27now what's replaced peng unreal unreal uh not london mate fire because ling is like even old she's nice
24:36she's nice you know if someone said i was nice i'd be like get a grab what if you do
24:41would you like
24:41the word peng better than nice nice sounds like you're talking about your grandma like oh she's
24:45nice what about dank dank it don't kill me fit i take fit i'm old i'm literally 28 we're now
24:52wait
24:52what's the word right now then fire i don't know no fire would fire makes people sick that's
24:56giving snapchat i think corner girl pretty is the biggest compliment pretty no that's that's
25:01mid pretty is mid i wouldn't be happy with that pretty is nothing when you say it though it doesn't
25:06hit you're you're pretty you're pretty oh bad yeah she's bad she's bad beautiful beautiful
25:12lovely absolutely smashing smashing gosh she's smashing she's smashing stunning a lot stunning i love
25:19smashing so funny that's giving like toodle pip no stop don't stop that clip was wicked does anyone
25:30still see wicked
25:38we hate seeing splits on this show but sadly they come with the territory and this unseen clip is a
25:43prime
25:43example really i want to learn how to do the splits watch me i might actually join in that little
25:49lesson do we need to do that not that darn it's legs but we have to like kind of like
25:55warm up no
25:56yeah i don't know how this will get my legs to go flat like start with this one first okay
26:00so it
26:00gets all the backs of your legs how low can we go oh sore can you touch the ground yeah
26:07obviously
26:07but it's sore it's fucking sore and then you need to do your lunge so it's this one okay now
26:13we're
26:13doing glenders oh fuck that you've already look see my knee will only go there how are you getting
26:17this bit down and then this bit you have to see you've got it's in you i'm gonna rip my
26:20pants
26:22oh release the tension release become one with the groin and then you just push your foot forward
26:31you're actually not far off to be fair i'm close oh oh i'm gonna pull my hamstring i'm not that
26:41far you have to do it every single day and you'll get better let's be fair i'm not gonna need
26:45to use
26:45that ever am i when i'm gonna be sitting on a girl and just going like that like that would
26:49be good
26:49though that would be she would not expect that you know what i mean no i don't it will be
26:54unexpected
26:55yeah but if i just go up to girl hello no she you just walk by she drops it oh
27:00i'll get that
27:01that will be so fun if you do them two stretches every single day i'll be doing the splits in
27:07three
27:07years time and i'll be doing the splits in three years time after hell freezes over
27:19this next unseen clip shows aiden is over the moon with martha i want to see the moon moon
27:25wow look at it long enough i feel like i can see them don't all all planets orbit the sun
27:31yeah but i
27:32just think it's weird like when you're out here seeing the moon from one side and then as the night
27:38goes on you look over and it's like over the other end and that's a full moon as well yeah
27:43what's your
27:44star sign sagittarius whatever i go is that good or bad i don't know
27:53ask the moon is it not to do with the moon you ask star signs ask the stars where i
28:00can't see any are we
28:01compatible don't ask me i'm the moon the stars are not out today speak to me are we hello i
28:11just told you
28:12the stars are having a night half the moon looks mad by the way i'm not i literally i can't
28:17keep
28:17going to stop looking at it what did they say what the stars time to face up that's what you're
28:24not
28:24talking to the stars aiden and where do you get upset i look mad they said they're whispering to me
28:33hey hold on that's just your ear is talking aiden marva all right then it's all pure satisfaction
28:41give aiden a kiss another one what what you're actually an idiot they're whispering to me
28:50ignore him he's talking out of his asteroid martha listen martha
28:56saying yes give him another kiss and then you could be compatible
29:06oh no
29:10blast off oh watch your hair
29:12in my head and my armpit
29:17right i've seen enough of this good idea martha soft furnishings are perfect for the clicks and
29:24looks in right i'm off see you later i'm out
29:36during casa ellie and lola were thinking less break up and more break in
29:40oh ellie they're over there they're so close we could definitely make a run for it i reckon we
29:46could see the trees we could hang out how far away do you reckon that is like not even 500
29:49meters
29:49of shore surely i don't know 500 meters in can we talk it in minutes i think 10 minutes 10
29:53minute
29:53trek okay right walk 10 minute walk whoa oh two minutes flat runs i don't know the conditions down
30:02there though jack i mean yeah let's hope let's go a bit closer let's have an investigation yeah you're the
30:08detective i can't see i've got 20 20. i'm going to turn it into 50 50.
30:16that's an easy jump we take the heels of us it's an easy bush doing few stains on the feet
30:20we're all
30:20right yeah that fence i reckon is the electric so we're all right i reckon we could jump out
30:26on top of the tree we're on the tree we're on the tree we swing after the tree and it's
30:30just a
30:31straight sprint to there we could grab a goat on the way just to ride the goat up also my
30:36feet have been
30:36training for this i think we could make it yeah yeah we're watching the bedtime routine
30:43we're going to see what's happening at bedtime surprise what's been going oh you look cozy
30:48you and finn aren't top and tailing what's going on there then because i've only got enough beds
30:51but you only you and finn could have gotten together what's happening what's happening there
31:09oh yeah
31:09me loa literally just fully plotted how we're getting over to casa oh so you're joining so basically
31:14for context what we're going to do is we're jumping the fence jumping here oh yeah i don't think the
31:18fence is electric i think we're over it we're fine right then we're just hard building it right across
31:22the castle oh yeah we're going to go to security we'd actually castle girls where we're just out
31:25outside we fell over the wall okay okay i'm gonna change my wig so they don't even recognize me
31:30give me one i'll give you one that i'll give you the red one right okay and then i'll wear
31:36the big
31:37the big one and then i'll cut a fringe yeah so that it looks like over there how we get
31:43in as
31:44then we're like oh i bump my head i need to see the medic they go get the medic we
31:48run in we're in a
31:48cupboard now we wait for a nighttime routine to happen see the search who's sharing beds with who
31:54pop out thoughts i'm down yeah i think then we're minimal security we can take them yeah
32:09when the boys were done from casa they were settling down for a debrief and discussing how
32:13their drinks represent their personalities and finley had finally nailed his cheers to
32:19kombucha kombucha oh what have you got there finley boy i got water you got what have you got in
32:25there
32:25it's kombucha it's kombucha it's kombucha it's kombucha
32:27try some kombucha
32:32fizzy apple juice it's horrible right do you want me to start i was going to go from least dramatic
32:38to most
32:39dramatic well i'm obviously least dramatic right uh but oh i've been next come back later to find out
33:02the scores that they left me fade away all right call us in fits no okay three two one okay
33:11we're
33:11waiting fits this is no time for fits of laughter boys
33:27we need to get started on part four of a love island unseen bits
33:42we're stepping up to release all the unmissable moments from the week
33:47in one big drop
33:56we reveal proof that sean shared his bed with a leggy stranger at casa
34:03fucking spider
34:07fucking
34:14all our crypts are totally sound like this one of the boy's shorts really humming
34:19smell them oh
34:28disgusting
34:29disgusting
34:35so prepare for all the castle secrets that come spilling out
34:38i was sorry i forgot you don't yeah you go what you don't
34:41fucking hell it's literally it's that red wine
34:46god you're gonna have to take the jacket off no no no the jacket's not coming off really oh take
34:53it
34:53off aiden i'll suck that red wine out of it in no time
35:01it's not coming off
35:02earlier we saw calvin popping his kombucha cherry
35:07fizzy apple juice it's horrible right do you want me to start i was going to go from least
35:13dramatic to most dramatic well i'm obviously least dramatic right
35:18but we got you when we dramatically asked
35:22oh
35:25okay well hold on we've got one swooping in now
35:28there he is there he is
35:30oh that hurts so much
35:32fitzy's arrived
35:41anyone know what the point of car says anyone
35:44oh
35:47oh
35:48oh no i've got the point
35:50oh
35:52oh
35:53oh
35:53oh
35:53oh
35:53oh
36:05oh
36:44Let's take a moment to turn the clocks back to before Casa for unseen bit of Angelista and Simba in
36:49happier times. If only they had some words of wisdom for their future selves.
36:54It's easy to like, you know, listen to people, follow the pack and move rash and think, oh my gosh.
37:00You still have to like, stay true to our process and who you are.
37:07Do you know what my favourite, one of my favourite sayings is? It says, the process, full stop. That's the
37:17thing.
37:20The process, that's the thing.
37:22That's the thing.
37:23The process.
37:24Full stop, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
37:27The process, full stop.
37:29You have to look up here.
37:30So I do this.
37:31The process.
37:33Full stop.
37:34No, actually, sorry.
37:36What's that thing called?
37:37Speech marks.
37:39Okay, speech marks.
37:40The process.
37:41Close the speech marks.
37:42Full stop.
37:43That's the thing.
37:45Okay.
37:46That's what, that's the thing.
37:47That's the most important thing.
37:48That's the thing.
37:48That is the thing.
37:49The process.
37:50The process.
37:51And trusting in the process.
37:52Amen.
37:52Not rushing the process.
37:54And not slowing it down either.
37:57Hmm.
37:57Just going with the flow.
37:58Just going with the flow.
37:59I love that.
38:00Should have trusted the process, Simba.
38:02The process, that's the thing.
38:04That's the thing, bro.
38:10When that Casa Mordor closes, everyone gets to pull their most astonished expressions.
38:18What the fuck?
38:20And they do say practice makes perfect.
38:22Guys, I'm really nervous about, you know, when they do the recoupling, they have all
38:27of them come in and then they start stirring shit up.
38:29They're like, yeah, obviously, I'm finding it really weird that, um, he's not coupled
38:32up with me because he's been flirting with me for the last three days.
38:35And then we kissed in bed.
38:38Yeah, me and you.
38:41You are?
38:42I go like that.
38:51Like, I hope I'm sat next to you.
38:53You'll be like.
39:06Things can get catty at Casa recoupling.
39:08So we needed to send in the big boss to vet the villa.
39:10Yes, me awajama was back
39:24With everything perfect
39:26It was time to see who was still feline the love
39:32So cue dramatic pauses
39:35And shocked faces
39:37Come on girls, I thought you'd practiced this earlier in the dressing room
40:04David Attenborough, if you're watching
40:06I apologise for this next unseen clip
40:08Samaraj reckons he could beat a shark in a fight
40:12Oh, when did he say this?
40:13We're talking about one gorilla against a hundred men
40:15On land is different
40:17No, but Samaraj reckons he could take a shark
40:19Like he thinks he's just punched it in the nose
40:21And it's done
40:21How are you going to punch under war?
40:23I have no idea
40:23You can't move that far
40:24I think even on land I wouldn't back him, no offence
40:26Who did you say?
40:27The sharks hopping around
40:28Who did you say went out the gorillas?
40:30Simba reckons he could
40:31You think 20 Simbas could take a gorilla?
40:33I said 20 Simbas could take one gorilla
40:35No chance?
40:35Yeah
40:35No, I reckon 50 geezers would take a gorilla
40:38A hundred percent
40:39Only five guys can go out a gorilla at once
40:42And if he's swimming the whole time
40:44Yeah, nah
40:45Eleven of those girls against one Simba
40:46I back myself, bro
40:47I don't even know about that
40:48I don't even know
40:49That could get dark
40:52I'd rather take five gorillas
40:53It's going to be tough to take an ostrich
40:55Never mind a gorilla
40:57Those fuckers move, man
40:58Yeah, you've got to watch
40:59Kangaroo, yeah
41:00Kangaroo would be tough
41:01They can fight, bro
41:02Have you ever seen the video of the kangaroo box in your head?
41:04Oh, yeah
41:05They've got like
41:05Their claws are like long as well, aren't they?
41:08They use their towel for support
41:09Yeah
41:10It's powerful
41:10That thing's powerful
41:12They're just like
41:13Fuck off
41:13I can think of a few other animals
41:15That would say that
41:15Have you picked a fight with him too, Sean?
41:23It's time for
41:24Meet your bonanza
41:26And this week
41:30I asked the Islanders
41:32What humiliation ritual am I doing this week?
41:35Their celebrity crush
41:36Ooh, I have a few
41:40Margot Robbie
41:42Smashing
41:43Margot Robbie, if you're watching
41:45I love you, gorgeous
41:46You know, hit me up in the Instagram DMs
41:49I'll always give you her up
41:50I love you, baby
41:53This is a pretty basic one
41:54And I think everyone will agree
41:55Michael B. Jordan, always
41:58Michael B. Jordan would be a very good looking lad
42:00I mean, back in the day when I was little
42:02It used to be Zac Efron
42:04Zac Efron in his prime 17 again
42:06I used to have the
42:07Justin Bieber hair
42:08Zac Efron hair
42:08I used to try and dress like him
42:10Jessica Alba from the early 2000s
42:12Even Jessica Alba now
42:15You know
42:15We can date a little bit older if we want
42:17Why go Sabrina Carpenter?
42:19I've just got a thing for the singers
42:21I love just being serenaded
42:22I actually asked Gordon Ramsay to my prom
42:26Obviously he'd never seen it and did not reply
42:28Harry Maguire
42:29I don't know what it is about him
42:30Sofia Vergara, gorgeous
42:32He's a bit of a shouter
42:33And a bit of like a little aggie man
42:35I don't love an aggie man
42:36But when they're doing something on pitch
42:37And shouting at the other men
42:38I'm like, oh yeah, go on girl
42:39Love that from you
42:40I like the cartoons
42:41I can't lie
42:42When I was a kid
42:43I used to have a crush
42:44On all sorts
42:46We've got Nemo
42:48Nemo's a good looking chap
42:51A guilty crush of mine
42:52Would be Lola from Shark's Tale
42:55She was just like a sexy little fish
42:57She's Gorgina too
42:59Fish is clearly do bits for me
43:00That's weird, isn't it?
43:01Maybe we've got a thing for fish
43:02We've got weird fish
43:04I don't know
43:05I think Jake Sully
43:08From
43:10Jake Sully from Avatar
43:11The first one that pops to mind
43:13Is Shrek as my celeb crush
43:15Because
43:16I literally love Donkey
43:18Yeah, I thought Shrek
43:19When he was a human
43:20So fit
43:21I was like, oh look at that
43:23Like it would be so fun
43:24To like date someone
43:26Who has like a little
43:27Sidekick donkey
43:28That walks around with them
43:28All the time
43:29Back in the day
43:30I used to like Stacey Slater
43:31Are you sure about that Simba?
43:33Ooh, I'd do Peggy Mitchell
43:36The old lady
43:37I love his standards, bro
43:38Okay, that was a private conversation
43:42Get out of my pub
43:44Are you okay?
43:45Oh, I keep forgetting
43:46I'm mic'd up, man
43:47Fuck
43:47I did say that, though
43:49I did say that
43:51Come back next week for some more
43:53Mmm
43:54Me jumping and now
44:00Boys, Casa Week may be over
44:02But there is a lot of grafting to be done
44:04So this is no time to put your feet up
44:07Go like that
44:08Up and down
44:09Up and down
44:09Maybe this could be our new workout
44:10Where you just lay down
44:12Side to side
44:14Then up and down
44:17And then side to side
44:18Yeah, this is our workout
44:20And then circles
44:23Little circles
44:24Little circles
44:26And then inside circles
44:31And then side to side again
44:33And our little flutters
44:37Little flutters
44:38Funny flutters
44:39Pulse, pulse
44:40And now threes
44:46And then we wave them
44:48Little waves
44:49See you next week with this vlog
44:51We'll be back on their feet
44:53Bye
44:55Bye
45:00See you next week with this vlog
45:01Bye
45:04Bye
45:13Bye
45:14Bye
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