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00:02come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good that was you want for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:20prick
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:37why
00:40you offer to cheer me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um um
00:53good luck with everything
01:43hi
01:45i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player to be my new
01:51roommate so
01:54quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:00it's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:09like what
02:11we're making mean lasagna
02:15um
02:16i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit
02:19beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:25it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot all right
02:29move my heads kick me out no hard feelings
02:35but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:46i don't even know
02:47i don't do it
02:49i don't even know how the mouse went to you like
02:50ran over a dog
02:51this is like a few times
02:53there's no evidence
02:54there's no case
02:59zeke
03:00quick question
03:01um
03:01why are you throwing a rager at 2 p.m. on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more
03:09this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go
03:14get set up the keg or something
03:16all right bro
03:21look i failed a bio test okay
03:23thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and i'm inspiring
03:30so could you please just
03:32who
03:34what are you
03:36you know what's inspiring
03:38dancing
03:39right
03:41come on
03:44come on
03:45loosen up
03:45you know what i mean
03:46it'll help your art
03:47i promise
03:50there you go
03:52there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
04:00hands off your roommate
04:02go herd your animals
04:03okay
04:05i'm tessa
04:06hi
04:08please forgive my man horrible brother
04:10and thank you for housing him
04:12he is a mess
04:13i've noticed
04:14he just needs a friend
04:16oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys
04:18so
04:19it's a new friend
04:44so what do you say babe
04:46i'll pitch
04:47i'll pitch you catch
04:49oh um sorry i i don't really i don't really play i'm i'm just a fan
05:07not your type
05:08what fabian
05:12who's flirting with you
05:14right
05:14flirting with me
05:16that's
05:16that's a good one
05:17yeah
05:18flirting
05:19are you seriously that inexperienced
05:24no
05:27fine if you must know
05:31i've never even been kissed before so
05:34you've never been kissed
05:36i was always the
05:39the weird art girl
05:43i'd basically need like remedial sex ed
05:50what about a
05:51what about a sex tutor
05:54huh
05:55yeah yeah very funny and
05:56and where do you suppose i found one of those
05:58it's not something that you can put up a flyer for
06:06you
06:08you're you're funny
06:10it's
06:11it's a joke
06:12right
06:13well not to brag but this is kind of my area of expertise right
06:16you know sluttiest baseball player on campus
06:22stop you're
06:24you're being mean and you're you're making fun of me
06:27i'm not
06:30i don't i don't understand why you'd help me then so
06:35well a girl like you
06:37clearly makes good grades
06:40i could use a tutor myself
06:43coach said if i fail one more class i'm off the team and that means no more scouts
06:46that means
06:48no yankees
06:50you're like the yankees
06:51focus
06:55you tutor me biology
06:56i'll tutor you in sex what do you say
07:00so
07:02no
07:03we'd like
07:04date
07:05no
07:07no strictly educational
07:09no feelings
07:10i'm for fun not forever and that's not exactly boyfriend material
07:14right
07:16okay
07:18let me guess
07:21you want a sweetheart huh
07:24some good romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry
07:30what's wrong with that
07:32nothing
07:34there's nothing wrong with it you deserve it
07:38you deserve everything you want
07:44that's not me
07:48what do you say
07:50you help me ace my final and i'll help you find my one
07:56deal
07:59how about
08:01will you seal the deal with
08:04your first kiss
08:24i'll save it for when you're alone
08:28let's go have some fun yeah
08:37first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash
08:40dude that's nasty
08:44zeke you want in
08:45what the hell dude
08:47she's a person not a bet
08:49chill bro all right we're gonna be doing this girl a favor
08:52can you please not mess shit up with my roommate
08:54she's a big girl
08:55she can handle herself
08:59she's off limits
09:00you hear me
09:02or what
09:03or i'll kick your ass
09:05yeah okay
09:06beat it i got business to take care of
09:10but you're lucky this is her house
09:14look ignore him all right
09:15first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:23i think that's enough studying for today
09:31so
09:32you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:35mm-hmm
09:37well
09:38i should warn you that this
09:41is a dodger home
09:42mm
09:43dodger home
09:46not anymore
09:49you're not even recruited yet
09:50no
09:51it's coming
09:54you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:57yeah
09:58that's if you don't flunk out
10:00oh
10:01funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:06there
10:12so
10:14now that we're
10:16alone
10:17so
10:22do you wanna know how it feels to be kissed
10:41i don't know how
10:45how do i
10:49yeah
10:49um
10:49listen one
10:51trust yourself
10:54three
10:54okay
10:56just
10:59follow what feels good
11:04and don't hold back, beautiful.
11:11Um, I'm sorry.
11:14You, uh, you don't have to do this.
11:20What?
11:24Pretend you want me.
11:26I'm not pretending.
11:29Are you sure?
11:32What makes you think otherwise?
11:40Because, in the immortal words of my eighth-grade bully,
11:46I am a fat loser with frizzy hair and thunder thighs, so...
12:01Come with me.
12:03I want to show you something.
12:26I don't like being stared at.
12:29They're admiring.
12:32Look at yourself.
12:37What are you doing?
12:40Putting your eighth-grade bully in her place.
12:44Why am I staring at myself?
12:46This is embarrassing.
12:51Call it a confidence drill.
12:55Can I continue?
12:58Yeah.
13:17Sorry, um...
13:19I...
13:20I'm not used to this, so I...
13:22You don't have to apologize.
13:25I just want you...
13:27To...
13:28See yourself as you are.
13:31Beautiful.
13:39Lesson three.
13:41Ask for what you want.
13:46Can we...
13:51Will you kiss me?
13:55Hmm.
14:13what was that was that bad did i did i do it wrong no no you
14:22you're natural really yeah don't want to get to your head
14:32well i think that we should go to bed already oh no oh my god not you and i not
14:44together
14:44it separately in in our separate beds because not together that that would be crazy
14:51you can if you want you set the pace butterfly
15:14from seven to three
15:26study time i was studying i was working on my fastball yeah and you need to be working on
15:34your organismal biology comprehension which you clearly know nothing about which is alarmingly
15:39concerning so i feel unmotivated
15:47come on teach i made my lessons fun
15:56okay fine
15:59for every answer that you get wrong you strip
16:05but for every answer that you get right i'll strip
16:12geez amelia strip tutoring
16:16i didn't think you had it in you yeah yeah yeah you in or what
16:24bring it on
16:27first question what's the role of the sodium potassium pump it's when you eat sugar
16:42you're joking right
16:46the sodium potassium pump moves ions against their concentration gradient
16:51so
16:55strip
17:16I guess I should have worn a shirt.
17:24Next question, what's the key to maintaining blood glucose levels?
17:34Your turn to strip.
17:38We'll see.
17:46Insulin.
17:59That's cheating.
18:08What are you guys doing?
18:09We are just studying.
18:11Studying.
18:12Yeah.
18:14Okay.
18:15Love that.
18:16But did Zeke not tell you about the plan?
18:20I've got a game today.
18:22Tessa's here to help you get ready and bring you to the after party.
18:25Another party, Zeke.
18:27You have to study.
18:29I think it's time to practice what I taught you.
18:37Okay, we need to talk.
18:42My brother tells me that you don't know that you're an absolute babe.
18:47Oh, I mean, I know I'm not conventionally attractive, so...
18:53Conventional attractiveness is a myth.
18:56Anywho, I went shopping.
18:57It's like my love language or something, but...
19:00I picked you out some outfits.
19:02You want to play dress up?
19:06Honestly?
19:08Yeah.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Me too.
19:11Okay, let's go.
19:17Thank you for doing this.
19:19Seriously, I owe you one.
19:22That's the least I can do.
19:24For what?
19:27For helping Zeke.
19:29You literally saved his life because I was going to kill him if he flunked out.
19:35I hope I can help him.
19:36Oh, you can.
19:37He's not dumb.
19:39He just has this thing in his head that baseball and partying and getting with every girl in a five
19:43-mile radius is all he's good for.
19:52But I think he'll listen to you.
19:53He likes you.
19:54He told me so.
19:58No, no, no, no.
19:59No smiling.
20:00Okay.
20:01I'm going to line your lips.
20:02Focus.
20:10Let's go.
20:13Dude, when you struck out that last batter, I swear.
20:16Scout's job is on the ground.
20:18I was actually planning on throwing a...
20:27What's that?
20:29Amelia?
20:32Oh, I'm waiting.
20:35Your leverage nothing.
20:38Your nose bleeding.
20:41At least there's something.
20:43Hey, that horror will go further.
20:47Hey!
20:50Damn, Fabian works fast.
20:52Amanda!
20:53This is the girl I wanted to see.
20:55Listen, I want to show you something.
20:56It's just right over here.
20:57It's Amelia.
20:57Told you to leave her alone.
21:00We're just having a conversation, bro.
21:02Relax.
21:04Back off.
21:05Or he'll be watching the next game from the bench.
21:11Sorry, pal.
21:11She's coming all the way home with me tonight.
21:15What the hell?
21:16Psycho, I'm your teammate.
21:17You're a piece of trash.
21:23What the hell was that?
21:25I thought you wanted me to practice flirting.
21:27Not with him.
21:28He's trying...
21:32He's trying to take you to the upstairs street.
21:35The what?
21:36Look, Fabian is not good enough for you.
21:38You just ignore him.
21:40Okay.
21:43Wait.
21:45What's the upstairs street?
21:47It's a tree where we take girls
21:49and after we kiss them under it,
21:51they always ask to go upstairs with us.
21:53That's the move?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Kissing a girl...
21:57under a tree?
21:58The upstairs tree.
21:59Ah, right.
22:02When does that work?
22:03I don't know, it just does.
22:05I don't understand how a tree could do that.
22:11I will show you.
22:15Part of lesson four,
22:18allow yourself to be swept off your feet.
22:28That's just it.
22:37Okay, so the story goes,
22:39founder planted this tree for his wife.
22:41And the seed shipped all the way from North Carolina.
22:44Dug the hole himself, watered it every day.
22:48Usually, the girl says something like,
22:50well, it seems like a lot of work.
22:52Wow, it seems like a lot of work.
22:54There you go.
22:55And we would say,
22:56oh, the guy would do anything for a pretty girl.
22:59Right, but...
23:00usually you'd mean it, right?
23:01I mean it right now, pretty girl.
23:05Then we would lead them...
23:08behind the tree.
23:10And then...
23:12And then...
23:14What?
23:17Do this.
23:18Do this.
23:31So, upstairs.
23:34Oh.
23:47What's it like living in a frat?
23:54Fun.
23:56Baseball.
23:57Parties.
23:59Girls.
24:00Hmm.
24:02What about class?
24:04Yeah, I'm not really good at much else
24:05besides rounding home plate.
24:07No, you.
24:09Making mean lasagna, right?
24:10Sure do.
24:12Hmm.
24:12You ask nice, and I'll let you taste it.
24:15It's always about the sex with you, isn't it?
24:18Well, it's what people expect from me, so...
24:21Maybe.
24:22You should try exceeding their expectations.
24:26Gotta be honest,
24:27I think this is the most I've ever talked
24:29on an upstairs trip.
24:33What does a normal upstairs trip look like?
24:38This.
24:54Zeke.
24:56Stop teasing.
24:57Lesson five.
24:58Life.
24:59Patience is a virtue.
25:02Build up is half the fun.
25:14All right, guys.
25:16Gonna take his time.
25:18Savor every inch.
25:21What about lesson three?
25:23Asking for what I want.
25:33All right, butterfly.
25:36What do you want?
25:39I want you to touch me.
25:41Really?
25:43For academic purposes.
25:45Obviously.
25:49Well, then.
25:51In the spirit of education.
25:54Mm-hmm.
26:06What else?
26:09I want you to kiss me.
26:11I want you to kiss me.
26:13I want you to kiss me.
26:32I want you to kiss me.
26:50I want you to kiss me.
26:53but I'll be right back.
27:06Wow, that's beautiful.
27:10Hey, um...
27:12Emilio, right?
27:14I'm Sam.
27:16Second baseman, backup pitcher,
27:20fellow artist.
27:22You paint too?
27:23No, I'm an actor.
27:25Uh, aspiring anyway.
27:27What kind of stuff do you make?
27:29Oh, uh, just representational art
27:31with a focus on color theory.
27:33That's wow, yeah.
27:35You have no idea what I just said.
27:37No, not at all.
27:38Um, but maybe I could,
27:40I could take you out and
27:43hear you tell me all about
27:45that.
27:47Um, can I have your number?
27:51What are you doing?
27:54Oh, I'm, I'm asking Emilio out.
27:57You know, I thought we could,
27:58we could talk art.
28:00Since when do you care about art?
28:02Come on, man.
28:03You know I act.
28:05So what do you say?
28:08I'd love to.
28:09I'd love to.
28:11She'd love to.
28:14I'm looking forward to it.
28:19Ooh, Emilio has a date.
28:22Emilio has a date.
28:23Cut it out, Tessa.
28:25It's just to hang out.
28:28I'm gonna go get some more water.
28:35Okay.
28:35Okay, Spell.
28:37What's going on between you two?
28:40Nothing.
28:40I don't know what you're talking about.
28:42Yeah, right.
28:43I've literally never seen you this jealous.
28:46I'm not jealous.
28:46I'm just protecting her.
28:48Because you have a huge crush on her.
28:50No, I don't.
28:53We're friends.
28:53She doesn't see me like that.
28:55Okay.
28:57Emilio.
28:58So, what do you think of Zeke?
29:00Be honest.
29:01I think he's charming.
29:03That's for sure.
29:04Charming, huh?
29:06You're about really hot.
29:07Uh, zip it.
29:08I asked her, not you.
29:12I think he's kind and generous.
29:15And super motivated.
29:18But, I think he sells himself short.
29:22I think he's more than just a slutty baseball player.
29:27Damn, bro.
29:28She sees you.
29:29She's a real one.
29:30Alright, what about you, Zeke?
29:32What do you think of Emilio?
29:37She's, uh...
29:40She's great.
29:41Great roommate.
29:42Total chiller.
29:45Right.
29:46Thanks a lot, Remy.
30:06Hey.
30:09So, uh...
30:10When's that test again?
30:11Vinyls are almost over.
30:14Yeah, I, uh...
30:17I took it yesterday.
30:20Zeke, why didn't you tell me?
30:23Well, I wanted to wait.
30:25So I could show you my first day.
30:30Oh, my God.
30:33You did it.
30:35Well, I couldn't have done it without you, teach.
30:49I don't know yet.
30:55I'm gonna leave it.
30:57I'm sorry.
30:59Sorry.
31:09So, you're going out with Sam then?
31:17Yeah, um...
31:19I guess it all worked out.
31:24You got the A.
31:27I got the guy.
31:29You don't even know him.
31:30I'm doing what you told me to.
31:33Trusting myself and letting myself get swept off my feet.
31:37Yeah, but...
31:38But what?
31:40I'm not understanding the problem.
31:42It's no problem.
31:44What's the point of you tutoring me if you won't let me date anybody?
31:49Are you...
31:51Are you jealous?
31:54Zeke?
31:55No.
32:01Right, cause...
32:03Cause you're the one that said no feelings.
32:07Yep.
32:10Then I guess our... our lessons are over.
32:14Yeah, cool.
32:16I better go get ready for my date then.
32:18Wish me luck.
32:21Good luck.
32:44Well, I figure as the frat sweetheart, it's my job to make sure my boys get a sweet treat before
32:50the big game tomorrow.
32:51Looks like my sweet treat upstairs.
33:00Missed you, babe.
33:02Damn, dude. You know, you really are a psychopath.
33:07Sorry, bro.
33:07Hello.
33:11Zeke?
33:15Excuse you?
33:17What happened to the museum?
33:20We're meeting here.
33:22We were about to head out.
33:24I didn't know.
33:27Right.
33:28Wait.
33:30I'm gonna go wait outside.
33:35You're seriously punting over those kinkles?
33:37Definitely not punting over your hateful ass. Don't talk about her like that.
33:54It's hard to get around the earth over the second time.
33:58It's hard to get around the earth over the second time.
34:10I, uh, I thought you'd be with that girl.
34:20How was your date with Sam?
34:25It was good.
34:28Cool.
34:31I'm happy for you.
35:07I'm happy for you.
35:08I'm happy for you.
35:08Can't get it in the hole, dude.
35:11Speaking of, thanks for striking out with Jen
35:13and sending her back my way.
35:14Shut up.
35:15You're roomie, though.
35:17That is a tough nut to crack.
35:18She wouldn't even let Sam kiss her.
35:20What are you talking about?
35:21Hey, don't count me out.
35:23You know it's not over till the fat lady's age.
35:26Oh!
35:27Oh!
35:28Oh!
35:28Oh, for sure.
35:29For sure.
35:30Was this about the bet?
35:31I thought you liked her.
35:33No.
35:34I like winning.
35:36Plus, it's like the best acting exercise ever.
35:38Like, Miser or something.
35:39Oh, wait.
35:40You're done.
35:41You hear me?
35:42Leave her alone.
35:43Don't text her.
35:43Don't call her.
35:44Don't even look at her.
35:45Yo, what the hell, dude?
35:47Since when you so whipped?
35:49Yeah.
35:54You're bugging out, Z.
35:56What the hell?
35:57He needs to cool off or something.
35:59He's just mad, I guess.
36:00I don't know.
36:00Oh!
36:08Z.
36:09Z.
36:09What are you doing?
36:11Don't talk to Sam again.
36:13I'm not doing this with you.
36:15We talked about this.
36:16I lied.
36:17What?
36:19I was jealous.
36:21The thought of him making you smile and touching you, kissing you, it drove me crazy.
36:31He's not your man, Butterfly.
36:36I am.
36:42I know I said I don't do feelings, that I'm not boyfriend material, but you changed everything
36:48for me.
36:50I want to be the man you see when you look at me.
36:54Amelia.
36:55Would you be my girlfriend?
37:02Yeah.
37:03Of course I will.
37:20God, you're such a good teacher.
37:23I had a good teacher.
37:25Speaking of, I think I have a few more lessons for you.
37:30Oh.
37:39What do you want, Butterfly?
37:43I want you to be my first.
37:47Are you sure?
37:49You're the danger.
37:52Marry?
37:54I love you.
38:08I'm getting mean.
38:13Siphon, I'm king, I'm screaming, dripping out words I eat it, pretty good at conceiting
38:17Dishing out how I'm treated, switching up on my meaning, that don't make sense
38:20But I'll just say, okay, trying to make it go upright, breaking the lights off of my face
38:24Walk to the bottom, I'm late, baby, can't you see how it's to crash back
38:28How you used to talk to me, flashbang, how I used to combat you
38:33Snap back, baby, can we count to three, can't live with or without you
38:39Watch me and count it out, watch me and count it out
38:42Watch me and count it out, watch me and count it out
38:45Watch me and count it out
38:52Yeah, that looks really good in here
38:58Fortunately, I do have a game today, so I'm going to need that back
39:02Oh yeah?
39:05Yeah, preferably sooner rather than later, actually
39:10We should probably just take it off right now, right?
39:15Thank me
39:22It's probably just Tessa, ignore it
39:27Oh!
39:30Damn, dude
39:31I guess we owe you 500 bucks, huh?
39:34You sneaky bastard
39:35Fabian, get the hell out of here
39:37Seek?
39:39What is he talking about?
39:41Oh, you see, we made a bet, sweetheart, on who could fuck you first
39:45Okay, that's enough
39:48Hey, feel free to come collect your cash anytime
39:51Oh, and uh, you forgot this
39:54Toodaloo, have a nice life
40:01You only have to look, I can explain, okay?
40:03You slept with me to win a bet?
40:04No
40:05No, I had nothing to do with it, Sam did
40:08That's why I told you to stop seeing it
40:11And you didn't tell me?
40:13How could you do this to me?
40:14How, how could you lie?
40:16Who's protecting you?
40:19What great job
40:21Amelia, please
40:23Don't touch me
40:45It's Tessa
40:48I'm sorry for texting you
40:50You absolutely should have texted me
40:53No, no, he's, he's your brother
40:56I just, I didn't know who else to talk to
40:59You can always talk to me
41:02I used to be able to talk to him and now
41:06I can't even look at him
41:09You want me to kill him?
41:10I will kill him
41:12Tempting
41:12Tempting
41:14No, honestly
41:17This is probably for the best
41:20I never could have dated a Yankee anyway
41:24You love him
41:26Don't you?
41:28I don't know
41:29All I know
41:31Is that I've never felt this way about anybody
41:34It's like he's pulling me like gravity
41:40But he doesn't feel the same way
41:42Of course he does
41:44My, my, my brother is an idiot
41:46When it comes to emotional stuff
41:48But I know he cares about you
41:50I've never seen him look at anyone
41:52The way he looks at you
41:53If you really cared about me
41:55He never would have lied
41:59God, I feel so stupid
42:02Let me talk to him
42:03I'll set him straight
42:04I swear
42:05No, no
42:06It's fine
42:08Pretty soon
42:10He'll be off in New York
42:11And we'll be in LA
42:15And we'll never have to see each other again
42:31We need to talk
42:34I don't feel like it
42:36The fact that you're out here throwing a ball around
42:38Instead of begging for Amelia's forgiveness
42:40I know Mom raised you better
42:42She told me to leave her alone
42:44Do you care about her?
42:45Of course I do
42:47That's not the point
42:48The point is I'm not good enough for her
42:51I hurt her, Tessa
42:52It's just who I am
42:54I'm not a relationship guy, you know this
42:57Okay, enough
42:58You know how to be a relationship guy?
43:01You commit to being in a relationship
43:02I mean, it's literally that easy
43:05You're more than a fuckboy, you hear me?
43:08So it's time to grow up
43:09So it's time to grow up
43:09And go get your girl
43:12She deserves better than me
43:14So be better
43:24Hey
43:25Can I talk to you?
43:28If you want
43:42Is Dodger blue and white
43:43Or Yankee blue and white?
43:45Dodger
43:46This is a Dodger's home
43:48This is a Dodger's home
43:52I'm sorry
43:55Yeah, I should have told you about the best sooner
44:00You should have
44:04I thought I was protecting you
44:07I was doing the right thing
44:10But the right thing isn't lying to you
44:15So I'm going to be completely honest
44:16From here on out
44:22I don't want to be just fun, Butterfly
44:26When it comes to you, I want to be forever
44:31I want to keep showing you how beautiful you really are
44:36I want to be that gushy, romantic guy
44:38That brings you flowers and writes you poetry
44:43I want to be everything you want
44:46Everything you deserve
44:50So tell me
44:53What do you want?
44:58What do you want?
45:01I want
45:01I want to trust myself
45:07And I
45:08I want to follow what feels good
45:14And I don't want to hold back
45:17And I don't want to hold back
45:19I want you, Zeke
45:24You do?
45:26Of course I do
45:34Thank God
45:36Because I already asked Coach to set up a call with the Dodgers recruiter
45:40You did what?
45:43I told you, this is the Dodger home
45:46I'm going to try to get signed by them instead of the Yankees
45:48So when you move to L.A.
45:51We'll be there together
45:54And what if I said no?
45:59I'd have to pivot to plan B
46:02Lasagna
46:05As soon as I go
46:11You
46:13Yeah
46:14Yeah
46:14Yeah
46:14Yeah
46:17Yeah
46:18We'll be there
46:20Yeah
46:20Yeah
46:20Yeah
46:20Yeah
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