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00:00:10For five whole years, Sheila, you were my world.
00:00:16I would have done anything for you.
00:00:18But today, you'll get what you really want from me.
00:00:23A divorce.
00:00:36Happy Anniversary.
00:00:42Now, you can be with your one true love.
00:00:51Yeah, come for me, baby.
00:01:00Oh, my God.
00:01:02Yeah, yeah.
00:01:04Oh, Bryce.
00:01:12When we first met, I nursed you back to health.
00:01:16I cooked.
00:01:18I cleaned.
00:01:19I fumigated our home so you'd be safe from mold spores.
00:01:23No matter how perfect I made your life, it was never enough.
00:01:30It's clear now.
00:01:31Your perfect life doesn't include my love.
00:01:36One final night, and then I'll give you the sweetest gift of all.
00:01:41Freedom.
00:01:47Midnight, and you're still not home.
00:01:50Normally, I'd be worried sick, but I'm done waiting around for you.
00:01:55Yeah, I just got home.
00:01:58Sheila.
00:01:59Yeah.
00:02:00For me?
00:02:01Sheila, this is beautiful.
00:02:03Thank you for the show, Bryce.
00:02:05It's Bryce again.
00:02:10Excuse me.
00:02:13You crazy fuck.
00:02:16Look what you just did.
00:02:19You were out with Bryce on our anniversary.
00:02:22God, stop with this jealousy shit.
00:02:24I just went to the beach.
00:02:26Sheila, you have a deadly coral allergy.
00:02:28You can't just go.
00:02:29I know, I know, okay?
00:02:31It was just a mean, like, skinny dip.
00:02:34Skinny dipping?
00:02:35You went skinny dipping.
00:02:36Bryce, take it.
00:02:37We didn't want to get our clothes wet, okay?
00:02:40I could barely see it back.
00:02:42I'm so sorry.
00:02:44I made you a cake.
00:02:46Oh my God, can I not get one fucking moment of peace?
00:02:50You were so caught in my way.
00:02:52And you know what?
00:02:52I'd fund your entire life.
00:02:54And if you didn't have me, you'd be a new buddy.
00:02:59No cake for new buddies.
00:03:08I would be somebody if not for you.
00:03:10The ocean was to be my home.
00:03:13I was set to be the top deep sea explorer for Sea Lab.
00:03:20Set a course for the trench.
00:03:22Full speed at high.
00:03:26You are in high marks and bravery.
00:03:29But sometimes dreams must take a back seat to duty.
00:03:35Hugo.
00:03:38You'll marry my sick and feeble daughter?
00:03:41Harry, you rescued me from that orphanage when I was a kid.
00:03:45She was my first friend.
00:03:48No question.
00:03:51Good man, you know.
00:03:54But now it's all over.
00:03:55And we can both be happy.
00:03:59Sheila, we need to talk.
00:04:00I can't.
00:04:01Late to you, Bryce.
00:04:07Sheila, you will have your whole life to be with Bryce.
00:04:12Come on, Hugo.
00:04:14Enough with this poor, pitiful me shit.
00:04:17And where is my smoothie?
00:04:20We need to discuss this, Sheila.
00:04:22Hugo, you have one job.
00:04:24And that's just to make me my smoothie in the morning so I can be strong.
00:04:27Can you do nothing right?
00:04:29I am.
00:04:31I, I, what?
00:04:33Like, hello?
00:04:34Can you fucking speak?
00:04:37Jesus.
00:04:38What are you moping about anyway?
00:04:40I promised your father I'd marry you.
00:04:43But it all ends today.
00:04:46Yeah.
00:04:48Hi, babe.
00:04:56I'll be right there.
00:04:57Do you know what you just signed?
00:04:59No, I can't sign.
00:05:00Don't sign.
00:05:00Who gives a shit, Hugo?
00:05:02Only you can control your attitude.
00:05:05Sorry I'm late, Bryce.
00:05:06My so-called husband wouldn't make me eat a smoothie.
00:05:08If you need extra nutrition, I have something I can give you.
00:05:12Oh, so you're going to give me what I need?
00:05:15Oh, yeah.
00:05:16It'll fill you up.
00:05:18Hear that?
00:05:19Bryce is going to give me anything I want.
00:05:21Why can't you just be a little more like him?
00:05:23Is he now?
00:05:25Clearly that is just beyond you.
00:05:27You know, when my parents got divorced, Bryce spent years researching an entire shark speech
00:05:31and he named it after me.
00:05:33Why can't you just do something like that?
00:05:36You think Bryce did that?
00:05:40I spent three years looking for that shark.
00:05:52This is the world's biggest shark.
00:05:59I'm going to name it after my girl back home.
00:06:03Shalannis Amoris.
00:06:20Hugo Presley speaking.
00:06:22Hugo, James Doolittle, president of Sea Labs Enterprises.
00:06:26And we need the best.
00:06:28What is it?
00:06:28It's our most ambitious mission ever.
00:06:31Deep sea, one year, zero contact.
00:06:35Are you in?
00:06:39I thought you'd never ask.
00:06:41So, you're in?
00:06:43Oh, yeah.
00:06:45Outstanding.
00:06:45Your training starts in two days.
00:06:47But I've been out of the water for five years.
00:06:49How did you hear of me?
00:06:51Your father-in-law, Perry McGuire.
00:06:53Let us know you might be interested.
00:06:55Perry.
00:06:58Hugo, come on in.
00:07:00Have a seat.
00:07:02I hear congratulations in order.
00:07:05Perry, I can't thank you enough.
00:07:07Recommending you was the easy part.
00:07:09You're the right man for the job, Hugo.
00:07:11So, what about Sheila?
00:07:14Hugo, remember when Bryce left my daughter?
00:07:20I just bought a castle out there.
00:07:21Give him a sniff.
00:07:22Give it a little smell.
00:07:24The best of the best for you.
00:07:27Take that.
00:07:28Sheila, I really, I can't.
00:07:30I got a lot on my plate.
00:07:32So.
00:07:32Come on, ladies.
00:07:41My daughter's life could have ended that day.
00:07:45You marry my daughter, I'll pay you handsomely.
00:07:50I'm not in it for the money, Perry.
00:07:53I needed her and now she needs me.
00:08:01You agreeing to marry Sheila saved my daughter's life.
00:08:06Hugo, it's been five years since you made that selfless decision to marry my decrepit daughter.
00:08:12I think it's time for you to forge your new path, son.
00:08:16Are you sure that Sheila will be okay?
00:08:20Listen, Sheila's mother cheated on me more than I can count.
00:08:23I just waited too long to divorce her.
00:08:26That was my mistake.
00:08:28I don't want you to repeat my mistake, Hugo.
00:08:31Your debt's been paid.
00:08:32And like mother, like daughter, Sheila's going to regret letting you go until the day she dies.
00:08:37I promise you that.
00:08:40You're a good man, Hugo.
00:08:43I'm proud of you.
00:08:46Thanks, Perry.
00:08:51Fuck.
00:08:52Hugo, you worthless ass.
00:08:55I've been waiting at the door for five minutes.
00:08:58Is this you, Harriet?
00:09:00Don't talk back, you dickless troll.
00:09:04Without my money, you'll be living under a bridge, which is where you belong.
00:09:08Well, I was just leaving.
00:09:14What's this suitcase for?
00:09:17Tell me my daughter finally kicked your worthless butt to the curb.
00:09:21No, Harry.
00:09:23Actually, I am wanted elsewhere.
00:09:26Where do you think you're going?
00:09:30You don't get to just milk my daughter for her money and not work for it.
00:09:39Shine my shoes, boy.
00:09:42I won't wait until you see what I have planned after for her.
00:09:51Why don't you do mine next, okay?
00:09:56Oh, um, that's my husband.
00:10:00Oh my god, Hugo.
00:10:02I didn't even, I, I thought you were the maid.
00:10:05Bryce.
00:10:08I'm so happy to hear you're moving in.
00:10:11Wait, what?
00:10:13Bryce is moving in?
00:10:14Yeah.
00:10:15Oh, quit sulking about it.
00:10:17It has nothing to do with you.
00:10:18It's my house, so I get to decide.
00:10:21Finally.
00:10:22Now Bryce and Sheila can be together.
00:10:24Oh.
00:10:25Well, I, I don't want to be a homewrecker.
00:10:27What?
00:10:29You're rich, successful, handsome.
00:10:31Unlike her dog of a husband, Hugo.
00:10:34Oh, Harriet, surely you're not calling Hugo a dog.
00:10:37Sheila's little bitch.
00:10:41Mom, Bryce.
00:10:43Oh, don't get upset.
00:10:44They're just teasing.
00:10:46Not upset.
00:10:48Not at all.
00:10:50Excuse me.
00:10:51Wait, where are you going?
00:10:53Does it matter?
00:10:55Hugo, if you feel uncomfortable with me staying here, I can get a hotel.
00:10:59Oh, no.
00:10:59You're staying here.
00:11:00Because I could use the company.
00:11:03Sure?
00:11:05I can rent out one of those nice presidential suites.
00:11:08We can try on the headboards.
00:11:10Hugo is the only one who should be going to a hotel.
00:11:15As you wish.
00:11:17Wait, Hugo.
00:11:19There's enough room in the house for both of you and friends.
00:11:25Oh, Bryce!
00:11:26Bryce, are you okay?
00:11:28I'll be fine.
00:11:29It's just that first class really doesn't have a number on my back.
00:11:33Yeah, I understand.
00:11:34Well, we'll handle that immediately.
00:11:37You know, go upstairs and run in an Epsom's own bath.
00:11:40Quickly.
00:11:42Well?
00:11:43Chop, chop.
00:11:45Bryce can run his own bath.
00:11:47Why are you being so rude?
00:11:49Bryce is our guest and he's in pain for God's sake.
00:11:52It's not my problem.
00:11:54What has gotten into you?
00:11:56Sheila, it's okay.
00:11:58If I had to run my wife's hands of bath, I'd be crying too.
00:12:01You worthless piece of shit.
00:12:03You are not half the man, Bryce is.
00:12:06Well, Harriet, don't worry about it.
00:12:08Sheila knows how to fix my back right now.
00:12:12You know what would really fix my back?
00:12:16Taking my two ladies to a reservation at La Rizia.
00:12:23How did you get a table?
00:12:25I pulled a few strings.
00:12:27Hugo could come too.
00:12:29Yeah, we could get him a spot at the bar.
00:12:35Wonderful.
00:12:39Give me your wallet, bitch.
00:12:43She don't run.
00:12:59Bryce, call the police.
00:13:01That's a pretty brave thing you did there, Hugo.
00:13:05It's too bad I can't let you be the hero.
00:13:09Oh, does that hurt?
00:13:11Does that hurt?
00:13:13You're almost as tight as your wife.
00:13:18Ah!
00:13:19Oh, it's got me!
00:13:21Bryce, oh my god.
00:13:22Oh my god, it's rising, okay?
00:13:23What happened?
00:13:24I was trying to find out the mugger, but he cut me.
00:13:27I should have just ran away like you.
00:13:30Howard, you abandoned Bryce and almost got you killed?
00:13:33Fuck, I've been stabbed.
00:13:35Hugo, do you mind?
00:13:37Bryce got hurt trying to protect us.
00:13:39Jesus Christ!
00:13:40Hugo, you can walk to the hospital.
00:13:43Bryce, look at all this blood.
00:13:46If I die, I'm just happy I couldn't save you, Sheila.
00:13:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:52no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:14:03no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:14:28Oh, yeah.
00:14:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:31Oh, yeah.
00:14:40Hugo.
00:14:42Hugo, why are you spying on us?
00:14:44The doctor already banished it for scrape. You can go.
00:14:47Scrape?
00:14:47This isn't a scrape, Sheila. I was stabbed.
00:14:52Do you want to explain to me why Bryce is naked and shiny?
00:14:56Hugo, I don't appreciate you talking about my body like that.
00:14:59Yeah, I'm so sorry about this. Excuse us.
00:15:06Bryce's back was already hurt, and you're the one who refused to give him a bath.
00:15:09So giving him a massage, that's the least I can do after what happened last night.
00:15:14I knocked the mugger out, and I woke up on the floor.
00:15:16Oh, okay, look, I'm not here to keep score, and honestly, a real man would just be happy that I'm
00:15:22safe.
00:15:23Unbelievable. I saved you, and you just want to take care of Bryce?
00:15:27Oh my god, you're imagining things. I choose you all the time.
00:15:31Sheila?
00:15:33Would you mind giving me a sponge bath?
00:15:36I don't want to blow my back out.
00:15:40You want her to help you with what?
00:15:41I want you to control yourself.
00:15:44The only reason why I'm giving him a bath is because he has oil all over him.
00:15:48What do you want him to do? Slip and fall?
00:15:51That's all right, Sheila. Jealous people lash out sometimes.
00:15:54Hey, if you feel uneasy with Sheila giving me a bath, maybe you could sponge me.
00:16:00Sponge yourself, Bryce.
00:16:01Thanks.
00:16:03Your choice.
00:16:04Come on, Sheila.
00:16:07But, uh, thanks for keeping it warm for me.
00:16:12Oh, you're pretty good for me, Sheila.
00:16:14Oh, I know.
00:16:24I think you're, uh, missing a spot.
00:16:27Where?
00:16:29Under the towel.
00:16:40Hugo, the time has come for your sub training.
00:16:43Is your wife okay with you leaving for the whole year?
00:16:46That's not of her concern.
00:16:48How's that?
00:16:49Because we're divorced.
00:16:53What do you mean divorced?
00:17:01Who are you telling we're divorced?
00:17:04Some slut you're trying to cheat with?
00:17:08Sheila, it's time I tell you.
00:17:10We are officially divorced.
00:17:13No.
00:17:15No, that, that can't be.
00:17:17You signed the paperwork already.
00:17:20That's impossible.
00:17:22I don't sign things.
00:17:24You did.
00:17:25You signed it this morning in the kitchen.
00:17:28No.
00:17:30Yeah.
00:17:30I'll be right there.
00:17:32No, that make, that makes no sense.
00:17:35Hugo.
00:17:38I'm so sorry if I made you uncomfortable.
00:17:41You know what?
00:17:42It's fine, Bryce.
00:17:43I was just leaving.
00:17:45Well, great.
00:17:47So we're, we're all good then.
00:17:50Sheila says mine's a lot bigger.
00:17:52You can feel for yourself if you want to.
00:18:05I'm so sorry about him.
00:18:08Shh.
00:18:10Okay.
00:18:11Come on.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14You wanna watch me helicopter?
00:18:16Not in line.
00:18:17No.
00:18:19We're finished, Sheila.
00:18:22Sealab, the captain is on his way.
00:18:25No more sacrifice.
00:18:27No more begging.
00:18:29I choose me.
00:18:35Welcome back Hugo.
00:18:37You ready to get to work?
00:18:38Hugo!
00:18:39Hugo!
00:18:41Hugo!
00:18:42Hugo!
00:18:42Hugo!
00:18:43Hugo!
00:18:43Hugo!
00:18:44Hugo!
00:18:44Hugo!
00:18:46Hugo!
00:18:47Hugo!
00:18:47Hugo!
00:18:48Hugo!
00:19:20Five minutes.
00:19:21That's a new record.
00:19:29You really think he can pull this off?
00:19:31Anyone can do it. Hugo can.
00:19:35I'm impressed with what I've seen.
00:19:37Recently seen it too.
00:19:46Hugo, you are the best of the best.
00:19:51Thank you, sir.
00:19:53The sub leaves in one week.
00:19:55We want to see Wild Boys. Now's the time.
00:20:09473 missed calls.
00:20:10Hugo, where have you been?
00:20:12I've been worried sick.
00:20:13Please, just come home.
00:20:15See, that does care about you.
00:20:19Hugo, where are you, Hugo?
00:20:34Where have you been?
00:20:36You have absolutely no idea what I've been through.
00:20:40Sorry, there's no service on the seminar.
00:20:42I had to fire at least a dozen, Jeff,
00:20:44because nobody understands my dietary restrictions like you do.
00:20:47So that's the way it is.
00:20:49You didn't miss me, you missed my smoothies.
00:20:52Hugo?
00:20:56I think it's time that you quit your job.
00:21:00You don't have to be a janitor anymore.
00:21:03You think I'm a janitor?
00:21:05Or whatever your title is.
00:21:07Just stay home and take care of me.
00:21:11I'll increase your allowance by 8%.
00:21:12I promise you, you'll be so much happier.
00:21:15Your entitlement has made you blind, Sheila.
00:21:18No matter what you say,
00:21:20I will never give up on my dream again.
00:21:24Sheila,
00:21:25we're divorced.
00:21:28Why do you keep saying that silly little thing?
00:21:31Because we are.
00:21:32You signed the papers, it's official.
00:21:34I know.
00:21:36You're upset about Bryce.
00:21:37But he's gone now.
00:21:38No more bath time.
00:21:39So please, just forget this divorce fantasy
00:21:41and move back in with me.
00:21:44Oh, that reminds me.
00:21:45I got you something.
00:21:50Wanna know what it is?
00:21:53Your very own private helicopter!
00:22:03A helicopter?
00:22:05What good is a helicopter under the sea?
00:22:13Well, well, well.
00:22:15Look who's come crawling back.
00:22:16Good to see you, Hugo.
00:22:18Looks like this place is gonna get more crowded, huh?
00:22:21Oh, really?
00:22:23Why is that?
00:22:24Well, I've grown tired of the Ritz here.
00:22:26I thought I'd move back in.
00:22:27Oh, well, Hugo was just about to move back in.
00:22:30Oh, great.
00:22:32Plenty of room on the couch.
00:22:33Right, Hugo?
00:22:35Sheila, I saw the helicopter.
00:22:37Finally, you bought one for Bryce.
00:22:40What? You bought me a helicopter?
00:22:42I was wondering one of those.
00:22:43Mom, why do you assume the helicopter is for Bryce?
00:22:47Well, it obviously isn't for Hugo.
00:22:50You don't even buy him a card on his birthdays.
00:22:53Why is Hugo holding the keys?
00:22:57Those are worth more than your life.
00:23:01You can keep your gifts, Sheila.
00:23:03The sea is my home now.
00:23:05Hot diggity dog.
00:23:08It's fitting that you got me a helicopter, Sheila.
00:23:11Is that because of my special talents, huh?
00:23:15Oh, this is so exciting, Bryce.
00:23:17Where are you going to take Sheila first?
00:23:19Ooh, good question.
00:23:20I'm thinking Park City, maybe Catalina, maybe Barcelona.
00:23:27Yeah, um, please stop.
00:23:30Hugo is right here.
00:23:32Good point.
00:23:33Hugo, why don't you grab us a couple glasses of champagne.
00:23:36Actually, what do we need?
00:23:37Four.
00:23:37Celebrate.
00:23:38I want to christen my new chopper, Sir Reginald Jr.
00:23:42She met Sir Reginald Sr. last night.
00:23:46Well, on your way.
00:23:49Look at him.
00:23:50Just staring at us like an idiot.
00:23:53Can't even pour a glass of champagne for his queen.
00:24:00Laugh it up while you can.
00:24:02In one week, I'll be a deep sea explorer and out of your life forever.
00:24:13Hugo, are you playing with your silly little toys again?
00:24:17Not playing, Sheila.
00:24:19This is for my mission.
00:24:21Right.
00:24:23Anyway, today is my family's annual golf fundraiser and I got you a new outfit.
00:24:27So, go change.
00:24:29I'm in the middle of work.
00:24:33Your job is to be my husband, Hugo.
00:24:37Not anymore, Sheila.
00:24:39We're divorced.
00:24:40You sign the papers.
00:24:46Quit joking around.
00:24:47My father expects you.
00:24:50I should thank Perry before my mission.
00:24:53Fine.
00:24:55I'll go.
00:25:04Look how pathetic my so-called son-in-law looks.
00:25:09He's a grade A bozo.
00:25:11She deserves a real man like Bryce.
00:25:14Rich.
00:25:14Successful.
00:25:15I keep telling her, ditch him.
00:25:18Be with a real man.
00:25:21Don't worry about it, Hugo.
00:25:23Only part of what they say is true.
00:25:25Well, maybe they're right, Bryce.
00:25:28Maybe you should give it a shot.
00:25:31What a sad, pathetic little man you are, Hugo.
00:25:35You know you'll never be anything more than a poor, sniveling orphan boy.
00:25:38Did he really thought he was good enough to be Sheila's husband?
00:25:43She's way out of his league.
00:25:45He doesn't give her what she needs, so he's willing to be cuckolded by a real man.
00:25:51I find it odd how invested you are in your daughter's sex life, first of all.
00:25:55Second of all, it doesn't matter.
00:25:58Sheila and I are divorced.
00:26:01That means she's free to be with Bryce.
00:26:04Remember how devastated she was all those years ago when he left her?
00:26:08She cried for days.
00:26:10She was nearly institutionalized.
00:26:12But now, she's found her one true love.
00:26:16Bryce.
00:26:18It's like a fairytale.
00:26:19Sheila and Bryce.
00:26:22Bryce.
00:26:23My daughter's been waiting to be with you her entire life.
00:26:27Don't make her wait any longer.
00:26:29What do you say? You wanna...
00:26:32Go putt around?
00:26:33Make a move!
00:26:35Make a move!
00:26:37Make a move!
00:26:40Can we not get so upset, Hugo?
00:26:42They're just messing around.
00:26:44Oh, Sheila.
00:26:45Through all your abuse, you never once defended me.
00:26:48You never respected me as your husband at all.
00:26:52What are you talking about?
00:26:54Just admit it, Sheila.
00:26:56I've never been anything more than a butler to you.
00:27:00That is ridiculous.
00:27:02I never made you queen.
00:27:11Bye, bitch!
00:27:13Hugo.
00:27:14Perry.
00:27:15Long time no see.
00:27:17I'm so sorry you had to be here today.
00:27:19I'm disgusted with these mongrel dogs I call a family.
00:27:23Well, I'm glad you're here.
00:27:24I wanted to see you and pay my respects.
00:27:27Without you, Perry, I...
00:27:29Without me, you'd be living your dream already, son.
00:27:32But he'd done more than I could repay.
00:27:35You'll understand when you have your own daughter.
00:27:38I can't help but feel like I...
00:27:40I think I failed.
00:27:42You didn't fail, Hugo.
00:27:43My daughter failed you.
00:27:44Look, you can't make someone love you.
00:27:47You can't make someone give love.
00:27:53Leaving is the only way you're going to find it.
00:27:55You sure I'll find it so easily?
00:27:57No.
00:27:59These wasted years are going to haunt your dreams.
00:28:03But your nightmare is over now.
00:28:05Your life is yours.
00:28:08Another thing.
00:28:09All this love you've been given, it will come back to you.
00:28:12I promise.
00:28:13That's how the universe works.
00:28:16I'm gonna miss having you as my dad.
00:28:18Father-in-law.
00:28:20Don't call me dad.
00:28:24Listen, Perry, there's one thing.
00:28:27It's important to me that Sheila never finds out about the marriage contract.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33Agreement between us stays between us.
00:28:35I'll take it to the grave.
00:28:37One more thing.
00:28:38Anything.
00:28:39She can't know about the mission.
00:28:43Why not, Hugo?
00:28:44Don't you want her to see how well you're doing?
00:28:52It's the only way I can move on, Perry.
00:28:56To explore the deep sea where my heart can find peace.
00:29:01I understand.
00:29:03I made up my mind.
00:29:04I'm going away for good now.
00:29:12You're leaving?
00:29:17Were you planning on going somewhere without telling me?
00:29:23I'm having him do some son-in-law stuff for me, Sheila.
00:29:27Well, you've never had him do son-in-law stuff for you before.
00:29:32He's a new man now, Sheila.
00:29:34All right.
00:29:35As long as he doesn't miss his tea time.
00:29:40Hey, Hugo.
00:29:42Where are your golf clubs?
00:29:43By what?
00:29:44You didn't bring clubs to a golf game?
00:29:49Yep.
00:29:51That actually works out perfectly.
00:29:53Sheila and I could actually use a caddy.
00:29:57I'm not carrying your golf clubs, Bryce.
00:30:01Keep dreaming.
00:30:04Hugo?
00:30:05Caddy for us?
00:30:07Please?
00:30:08You know what, Sheila?
00:30:10I think it's best to go on without me.
00:30:14Hugo, can you stop ruining the vibe of the party just because you're jealous you brought clubs and you didn't?
00:30:19Grow up, babe.
00:30:21The second this game is over, I'm leaving you for good.
00:30:26I'm not jealous, Sheila.
00:30:28In fact, I couldn't care less about this game.
00:30:31Oh, perfect.
00:30:32You can just watch then.
00:30:34And I promise after we can do whatever it is that you want to do.
00:30:38Like what?
00:30:41Uh, Sheila.
00:30:42You got first.
00:30:46Looks like Sheila needs some hands-on attention.
00:30:54I bet they're dynamite in the sack.
00:30:57Hugo never could satisfy her the way Bryce does.
00:31:02Watch how good he makes her feel.
00:31:05I got it.
00:31:09Whoa!
00:31:10Done!
00:31:12Let's get a picture with your swing coach.
00:31:14Alright, alright.
00:31:18Make yourself useful for once.
00:31:20Take a picture of them.
00:31:25Bryce and Sheila!
00:31:26Bryce and Sheila!
00:31:28Bryce and Sheila!
00:31:29Bryce and Sheila!
00:31:32Let's have the lovebirds kiss.
00:31:35Kiss!
00:31:36Kiss!
00:31:37Kiss!
00:31:37Kiss!
00:31:38Kiss!
00:31:38Kiss!
00:31:39Kiss!
00:31:40Ha ha ha ha!
00:31:58Oh honey, check it out.
00:32:00Oh, my.
00:32:01Oh, my.
00:32:02Oh.
00:32:03Shh.
00:32:04Nice.
00:32:05Hm.
00:32:06Oh.
00:32:07Oh.
00:32:07Sorry.
00:32:09I might be weird.
00:32:13Oh.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:17Oh.
00:32:18Oh.
00:32:20Oh.
00:32:21Oh.
00:32:22Oh.
00:32:24Oh.
00:32:26Don't forget to turn off the light.
00:32:30Hey, Sheila.
00:32:36Oh.
00:32:38Oh.
00:32:41Oh.
00:32:41It was always easy for you with Bryce.
00:32:44Because you never loved me.
00:32:49They would have beautiful children.
00:32:52Oh.
00:32:53It's like a scene from a movie.
00:32:55I do hope we got a good picture.
00:32:59Oh.
00:33:00Oh.
00:33:02Oh.
00:33:03Oh.
00:33:06They're perfect moment destroyed by jealous Butterfingers here.
00:33:10It was an accident.
00:33:11Accident?
00:33:12Oh.
00:33:13I think you did it on purpose to get back at Sheila for being so sexy.
00:33:20Why did you drop our camera off?
00:33:22You're gonna accuse me?
00:33:24After everything that I've done for you?
00:33:26All you've done today is act like a little bitch.
00:33:29Apologize to Tom.
00:33:31Apologize?
00:33:31He better lick my custom golf shoes.
00:33:35You get down on your knees and apologize to Tanya this instant.
00:33:47Oh my god.
00:33:49Hugo.
00:33:51Hugo.
00:33:52Are you okay?
00:33:53Yeah, I'm fine.
00:33:54Oh no, we need to go to the hospital.
00:33:58I saw the whole thing.
00:33:59He's just faking it for attention.
00:34:00He jumped in front of that golf ball.
00:34:02Yes.
00:34:03I saw it too.
00:34:04Leave it to Hugo to milk it for sympathy.
00:34:07This is the most attention he's ever gotten from Sheila.
00:34:11Ah!
00:34:12Oh!
00:34:13Oh!
00:34:13My knee!
00:34:14Bryce!
00:34:14My darling!
00:34:15What happened?
00:34:16I was knocked over in all the commotion somehow.
00:34:19I don't know.
00:34:20What's wrong?
00:34:21Who hurt you?
00:34:23Sheila?
00:34:24Bryce is in a lot of pain.
00:34:25He needs your help.
00:34:26It hurts really bad.
00:34:29Go to Bryce.
00:34:29Bryce.
00:34:31Go to Bryce.
00:34:32Go ahead.
00:34:32Why?
00:34:33Because you love him.
00:34:54Finally.
00:34:55I'd have abandoned this crybaby a long time ago.
00:34:59Look at him, bleeding all over the fresh green.
00:35:03Someone needs to take him out back and put him out of his misery.
00:35:07Get up, baby.
00:35:09Sheila's not going to give you any attention.
00:35:11Boo!
00:35:12Hugo doesn't understand how to be a real man.
00:35:15Aw.
00:35:16No, you don't understand.
00:35:19Sheila and I are divorced.
00:35:27I thought I'd find you here, sulking about.
00:35:31Here.
00:35:32What is it?
00:35:34Pills, Hugo.
00:35:36Do I have to read for you, too?
00:35:38Sheila insisted that I bring them to you.
00:35:42This should help with my concussion.
00:35:44You don't have a brain to concuss.
00:35:47Faking a divorce for attention.
00:35:50It's real, Harriet.
00:35:52Take a look for yourself.
00:35:56Just like the one Perry gave me.
00:35:59Have a nice life.
00:36:01Goodbye.
00:36:03Where do you think you're going?
00:36:06Don't just turn your back on me.
00:36:09Hugo, answer me!
00:36:10When will you be back?
00:36:14Never.
00:36:24I'm going to try to eat something.
00:36:28There you go.
00:36:32Nothing.
00:36:33Okay.
00:36:35Mr. President.
00:36:36Hugo.
00:36:38C-Lab is in trouble.
00:36:40We need you back on the team.
00:36:44I'm so sorry, but I can't.
00:36:47My wife is in the hospital.
00:36:48I understand.
00:36:57Hugo!
00:36:59I'm home!
00:37:07Um, where is my smoothie?
00:37:11God, I have to do everything.
00:37:13What do I even let you live here for?
00:37:20Ahoy, matey!
00:37:21This is Hugo.
00:37:22Leave me a message and I'll get back to you when I've got my sea legs.
00:37:28Hugo, enough with the concussion.
00:37:30Sack up and just get over it.
00:37:32This place is an absolute mess.
00:37:43Hugo?
00:37:46Where is my smoothie?
00:37:49Milady?
00:37:54Here, honey.
00:37:59Good job.
00:38:01My mouth is still cold.
00:38:02I'm going to go.
00:38:06Have fun at the party tonight.
00:38:11No!
00:38:13No!
00:38:16No!
00:38:17I can't breathe.
00:38:19I can't.
00:38:19No!
00:38:21No!
00:38:22No!
00:38:23No!
00:38:25No!
00:38:34You'll always have treats in the candy jar.
00:38:37I'm a lazy stash.
00:38:56Kiko? Kiko, where are you?
00:39:08Hi. Hi, is this 911? I need to file a missing persons report.
00:39:13My husband, he hit his head and he keeps saying that we're divorced and I don't know where he went.
00:39:22I think it's all my fault.
00:39:28What? Yeah. Yes, I have a photo of him.
00:39:32Hugo. Hugo, um, um, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:39:43no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:58Oh, my God.
00:40:01Hugo, I've been chasing you.
00:40:05Hello, sweetie. Look who I brought. Your new man.
00:40:12Mom, Hugo is missing and I don't know where he went.
00:40:16Music to my ears. Finally, we're free of that freeloading twerp.
00:40:24Sweetie. Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we go skinny dipping in the jacuzzi and forget all about this,
00:40:31huh?
00:40:36Does it look like I want to go skinny dipping in the fucking jacuzzi?
00:40:40Honey, you are now free to date Bryce again.
00:40:46I don't have time to date. My husband is missing.
00:40:52That Bryce can give you so much more than Hugo ever could.
00:40:56No, I don't want Bryce!
00:40:59God!
00:41:04You know, I don't care what you do because I am going to go find my husband.
00:41:10Oh, yeah? Do you know where he is?
00:41:12Yeah?
00:41:14But I am not someone who might.
00:41:22Sheila, what's wrong, honey?
00:41:25Dad, I need help.
00:41:29What is it, sweetie?
00:41:31I have been searching everywhere for Hugo.
00:41:35I think someone's kidnapped him.
00:41:38What makes you think anyone's kidnapped you, brother?
00:41:41Because he's Hugo.
00:41:42He's always exactly where he's supposed to be.
00:41:45And now I can't get in touch with him.
00:41:47Wait, do you think somebody stole his phone?
00:41:51I highly doubt that.
00:41:53Why?
00:41:55Do you know where he is?
00:41:58It's not something I can share, honey.
00:42:01Then why not?
00:42:04A debt.
00:42:06Paid long ago.
00:42:08You took my daughter's hand, Hugo.
00:42:10You'll always have my loyalty.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:21I do remember seeing a divorce agreement, but Hugo would never sign that.
00:42:26Right?
00:42:27Think again, Sheila.
00:42:29The divorce is finalized.
00:42:31Hugo's not missing, honey.
00:42:33He left you.
00:42:36No, no, no, no, no, that can't be.
00:42:39No.
00:42:40It is, Sheila.
00:42:42Papers were filed this morning.
00:42:44Hugo's not missing, honey.
00:42:46And he left you.
00:42:48No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:49This isn't fair!
00:42:53No, no, no.
00:42:55But why would Hugo want to leave me, huh?
00:42:58What, over some innocent stuff with Bryce?
00:43:01Innocent?
00:43:02Sheila, I saw you kiss Bryce at the golf course.
00:43:05No, that was just a harmless joke.
00:43:07It was a joke that Hugo blew out of proportion.
00:43:10Have you ever kissed you like that?
00:43:13Yeah.
00:43:13What?
00:43:14What he asked me to.
00:43:16Have you told Hugo, you've got one question?
00:43:19In more than words.
00:43:22Listen.
00:43:23Husband needs to be treated like a king.
00:43:26And if he isn't, he'll find a queen that will.
00:43:29Nobody treated Hugo like me.
00:43:31You don't understand, Dad.
00:43:33I don't want to be with Bryce.
00:43:35I...
00:43:36I miss Hugo.
00:43:41Sheila.
00:43:42Honey.
00:43:47If you only miss someone when they're not there,
00:43:49then you really love them in the first place.
00:43:52But I can show him that I've changed.
00:43:55I swear.
00:43:56I swear on my life.
00:43:59This isn't over.
00:44:01I'm going to keep you back.
00:44:13One day I will be one with the sea.
00:44:17I see you.
00:44:24Authorized personnel only.
00:44:25Oh.
00:44:30I am Hugo's wife.
00:44:33And I demand to know what he is.
00:44:35Oh.
00:44:37Well.
00:44:39I'm afraid that information is classified, and last time I checked Hugo didn't have a wife.
00:44:47Oh, he thinks we're a divorce. He's on some midlife crisis trip.
00:44:55Is that so?
00:44:58Yes. He's always been jealous of Bryce because he discovered a shark species and named it after me.
00:45:02Oh.
00:45:03And that's why Hugo's here at Sea Lab, because he wants to find a shark of his own.
00:45:08What shark are you referring to?
00:45:11Shilidus Amoris.
00:45:15You mean...
00:45:21This shark?
00:45:25Shilidus Amoris, Sea Lab's greatest discovery.
00:45:29Yeah, that's it. That's the shark that Bryce named after me.
00:45:35But it wasn't Bryce.
00:45:38It was Hugo.
00:45:40No.
00:45:42That can't be.
00:45:43Bryce is nothing but a poser. To let him captain a ship would be a suicide mission.
00:45:50But...
00:45:52Then why did Hugo let Bryce take all the credit all these years?
00:45:57Because you'd never listen.
00:46:01He never told me.
00:46:20To us and our future together.
00:46:28Oh, Hugo.
00:46:32Hugo, come back to me.
00:46:35I love it.
00:46:39Sheila?
00:46:39Sheila?
00:46:40What happened?
00:46:41Sheila?
00:46:43What are you doing?
00:46:45That is none of your business.
00:46:52So, what's going on?
00:46:54You're hunting now?
00:46:55It's for Hugo.
00:47:00It's fine.
00:47:16I can't stand to see you on the floor sniveling over your limp dick ex-husband.
00:47:22He is not my ex!
00:47:27I, I am going to get him back.
00:47:31Rice is right here.
00:47:33And his family business is worth billions.
00:47:36Well, I don't care about the money.
00:47:40He was there for me and I pushed her away.
00:47:47You so sure about that?
00:47:48Of course.
00:47:54Hugo stole millions of dollars of crypto right from under your nose.
00:48:03Hugo would never steal from me.
00:48:05But he did.
00:48:06That Boy Scout bullshit of his was just an act.
00:48:09He knew he'd get nothing from the prenup so he skimmed off the top.
00:48:13And to think I actually trusted him.
00:48:17How do you know?
00:48:19Hmm?
00:48:20Hmm?
00:48:20Where's the proof?
00:48:22Proof?
00:48:23Mm-hmm.
00:48:24Honey, look at your checking account.
00:48:27No.
00:48:29No.
00:48:31I don't, I don't believe it.
00:48:34Mm-mm.
00:48:35It's impossible.
00:48:36Hugo would never steal from me.
00:48:38Sweetheart.
00:48:39The only reason you should be looking for Hugo is to get justice.
00:48:43His crimes?
00:48:45Punishable by death.
00:48:48His crimes?
00:48:59$40,000 in Epsom salt?
00:49:01Jesus, Hugo.
00:49:06Miss Sheila, I'm ready to leave.
00:49:26Miss Sheila, why are you so upset?
00:49:30Oh, it's nothing, Lupe.
00:49:33Oh, oh, oh, tell me it's nothing.
00:49:35What are all these papers doing here?
00:49:38All right.
00:49:40You promise not to say anything?
00:49:41Of course.
00:49:45Hugo has been stealing crypto from me.
00:49:49Sheila, that's impossible.
00:49:52Impossible?
00:49:53The proof is right here.
00:49:55And you know what?
00:49:55I need to find him so I can get him arrested.
00:50:01Hi, 911.
00:50:02I would like to report a really big theft.
00:50:04Miss Sheila, Lupe!
00:50:06Hugo would never do anything like that.
00:50:09And I can prove it.
00:50:10Oh, you have proof that he's innocent?
00:50:13Yes, I do.
00:50:15Follow me.
00:50:17Well, this better be good.
00:50:25So, this is Hugo's bedroom.
00:50:31I've never been in here before.
00:50:34You are all Mr. Hugo's possessions.
00:50:40It's the tie I accidentally got him for his birthday.
00:50:46He loved that tie.
00:50:48That was his prized possession.
00:50:53Oh, is that a tie for Mr. Hugo's birthday?
00:50:58My drunk goddamn business, Lupe.
00:51:01It's for Bryce.
00:51:03Oh, my gosh.
00:51:04You remembered my birthday?
00:51:05Sheila?
00:51:08You got this tie for me?
00:51:17He wore that tie every day.
00:51:20He was so happy.
00:51:21That was the only thing you ever got him.
00:51:26Hey, Sheila.
00:51:28Check it out.
00:51:28I'm wearing the tie you got me.
00:51:33Hey, Sheila, look.
00:51:36The tie you got me.
00:51:37No.
00:51:51No way Mr. Hugo stole.
00:51:54He had so little.
00:51:56But he loved you so much.
00:52:00Oh, Hugo.
00:52:03Where could you be?
00:52:19Hold her steady.
00:52:21It's okay.
00:52:22No need to panic.
00:52:23Captain Hugo, we're in uncharted waters!
00:52:30Okay, okay, okay.
00:52:32Press on.
00:52:33The discovery of a lifetime's up ahead.
00:52:42Sir?
00:52:45We found something.
00:52:51What could that be?
00:53:02At long last.
00:53:06I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
00:53:09I've done it.
00:53:10I've discovered the city of Atlantis.
00:53:22We were so cute.
00:53:26Breaking news.
00:53:28Officials at Sea Lab have announced the discovery of the lost city of Atlantis.
00:53:31Sea and I have secured an interview with the heroic submarine captain who made this discovery.
00:53:37Patching in, Hugo Cresley.
00:53:41Could this be my Hugo?
00:53:43Hugo, can you hear me?
00:53:45Yes, I can.
00:53:47Hugo, how does it feel to be the bravest man in the briny deep?
00:53:50Oh, it took a village to find Atlantis.
00:53:54I couldn't do it without my team.
00:53:57Your wife must be proud.
00:54:00I don't have a wife.
00:54:02The ocean is my one true love.
00:54:05Must get lonely.
00:54:07Hugo, we're going to take some collars.
00:54:15Hello, caller.
00:54:16What would you like to say to Captain Hugo?
00:54:18Hugo?
00:54:19It's me.
00:54:21Sheila.
00:54:22Your wife.
00:54:24I can recognize your voice.
00:54:27I'm so sorry.
00:54:28You must have me confused for someone else.
00:54:31Hugo.
00:54:32What?
00:54:32No, I know it's you.
00:54:35Please.
00:54:36Please come home.
00:54:39It breaks my heart to say this.
00:54:42But I'm afraid I don't know who you are.
00:54:45I'm sorry.
00:54:46No.
00:54:48Hugo.
00:54:51Hugo.
00:54:52Hugo!
00:54:54No!
00:54:55Hugo!
00:55:00Hugo!
00:55:09John.
00:55:42There he is.
00:55:43Mr. President.
00:55:45The man of the hour.
00:55:51Captain Hugo, I hereby present you with the Deep Sea Medal of Bravery.
00:55:58The highest honor for Seaman.
00:56:02I am truly honored. Thank you.
00:56:05I also have something for you.
00:56:12This is the crown of Atlantis.
00:56:15The crown of the sea.
00:56:19What a discovery.
00:56:21It's what I do.
00:56:23Well, I too have something for you.
00:56:30Harry.
00:56:31My son-in-law, the hero.
00:56:34Or should I say, my friend.
00:56:37Brothers.
00:56:39I remember that.
00:56:41You look amazing.
00:56:44I have someone I want you to meet.
00:56:46Well, any friend of Perry's is a friend of mine.
00:56:49Is it a scientist or a patron?
00:56:52Well, they made this mission possible for you.
00:56:54She's taken a key interest in the sun.
00:56:56She.
00:57:00Hmm.
00:57:03So you're the hero explorer everyone's been raving about.
00:57:07Oh, I don't know about all that.
00:57:10My name's Hugo Presley.
00:57:13Madeline Lord.
00:57:19My pleasure.
00:57:21Miss Lord is the heir to the Lord family fortune.
00:57:24And she's the CEO of Sea Lab Enterprises.
00:57:28Hmm.
00:57:30Well, that is quite the resume, Miss Lord.
00:57:33You should see the rest of me.
00:57:37You're blushing.
00:57:39I'm sorry, um, being 10,000 leagues under the sea for-
00:57:44Not many women down there.
00:57:45Not like you.
00:57:49Well, I do have many questions about your expedition.
00:57:53Would you like a tour of the sub?
00:57:56What would I need a tour for?
00:57:58I designed it.
00:58:00Of course you did.
00:58:01I-
00:58:01Unless you were hoping to get a little alone time,
00:58:06which I would be happy to accommodate.
00:58:13Do you have time?
00:58:16I don't.
00:58:18But you do deserve a hero's welcome.
00:58:32Ahem.
00:58:39Welcome to the submarine.
00:58:43Hugo, this is amazing.
00:58:48I'm very proud of it.
00:58:50You know, some of the greatest discoveries were made right where you're standing.
00:58:57Incredible.
00:58:58Hugo, I have a question for you.
00:59:01What is it?
00:59:03My family is hosting a fundraising gala in your honor to welcome you home.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:09You know, I'm not so good with these types of events.
00:59:12You don't like to be honored?
00:59:15Not like that.
00:59:16Oh.
00:59:17See, I find that the work is, it's on reward.
00:59:21Anything else is just distracting me from my mission.
00:59:25Well, how would you like to be distracted for a couple of hours?
00:59:30As my date.
00:59:33Well, I suppose I've been in the briny deep long enough.
00:59:36One day won't hurt.
00:59:40And I have one more question for you.
00:59:43Where do you sleep on these missions?
00:59:46In the captain's quarters.
00:59:50Authorized personnel.
00:59:52Is that so?
00:59:55Well, I have full clearance.
01:00:10Sheena, you won't believe the news.
01:00:15What is it?
01:00:17Rice just got a position with Sea Labs Enterprises.
01:00:23Mm-hmm.
01:00:24Ever since they discovered Atlantis, everyone's been trying to land a job there.
01:00:27In a few years, Rice will be the top deep sea explorer.
01:00:32Well, that's really great.
01:00:35And that's not even the best news.
01:00:37Tell it, Rice.
01:00:38You want to try to tell it?
01:00:38Yes, yes.
01:00:39Well, I was invited to the Heroes Gala at Sea Lab HQ.
01:00:43VIP only.
01:00:45And I'm bringing you two with me again.
01:00:51Do you think Heroes is going to be here?
01:00:53They don't invite janitors, Sheila.
01:00:57We're going to Sea Lab.
01:00:58Going to Sea Labs!
01:01:01Is she okay?
01:01:02She's a Sheila.
01:01:03She's all right.
01:01:06After you.
01:01:09Ah, Sea Lab.
01:01:12Did you see that, Sheila?
01:01:19That's the shark I discovered.
01:01:23And I named it after you.
01:01:25But they said Hugo discovered the shark for me.
01:01:36Hugo?
01:01:37I'm going away.
01:01:38Hugo?
01:01:40Hugo?
01:01:41Stop!
01:01:43VIP only.
01:01:44Oh, damn VIP.
01:01:45That was my husband, Hugo!
01:01:50No.
01:01:51Hugo!
01:01:57I can't believe you cheated on me.
01:02:04That couldn't have been Hugo.
01:02:07Hugo would never be with another woman.
01:02:10Hey.
01:02:11Hey, sweetie.
01:02:12You need help with those bags?
01:02:14Sure.
01:02:15I'll get a busboy to handle it.
01:02:17Listen, I've been thinking a lot ever since I got this job at Sea Lab.
01:02:21About what?
01:02:23Well, I'm going to be a deep-sea hero soon.
01:02:27And I'm going to need a woman by my side.
01:02:30I'm sorry, Bryce.
01:02:31I have a lot on my mind right now.
01:02:33No, no, no, no.
01:02:33That doesn't matter right now.
01:02:35I love you.
01:02:37And I want to be with you.
01:02:39Let's take over Sea Lab together.
01:02:43Be my queen.
01:02:47I'm sorry, Bryce.
01:02:49I wouldn't marry you even if you were the last man on Earth.
01:02:53How dare you speak to me that way?
01:02:56When you left me all those years ago?
01:02:59Hugo was the one that saved me.
01:03:01You're not even half the man that he is.
01:03:04Hugo is an insect.
01:03:06I'm in love with him.
01:03:08And he needs me and I need him.
01:03:10Okay?
01:03:10So just leave me alone.
01:03:14You were throwing away the biggest thing of your life right now.
01:03:17You know that.
01:03:18No.
01:03:19It turns out that Barney Dees isn't for a scientific term.
01:03:22Oh, my God.
01:03:23Oh, my God.
01:03:24Oh, my God.
01:03:25Oh, what the fuck?
01:03:28Hugo.
01:03:29I can't believe it's you.
01:03:31Um, Hugo?
01:03:33Who is this?
01:03:34I'm Sheila, bitch.
01:03:37I'm going to take your grubbing hands off of my husband.
01:03:39Oh, okay.
01:03:39Hugo.
01:03:40Sheila?
01:03:42Excuse her, Madeline.
01:03:43I'm not your husband.
01:03:46Don't you miss me?
01:03:48Hugo.
01:03:50I can change.
01:03:52I'm better now.
01:03:54I'm ready.
01:03:54We can spend our life together.
01:03:56Our life together is over.
01:03:58We're divorced.
01:03:59No.
01:04:00No.
01:04:00No.
01:04:06Seek help, Sheila.
01:04:08Excuse us.
01:04:09No.
01:04:10No, Hugo.
01:04:11No, Hugo.
01:04:12Please, no.
01:04:13No, I know you stole from me.
01:04:15No.
01:04:16Madeline, you're next.
01:04:17Girl to girl.
01:04:21Madeline, I was divorced over a year ago.
01:04:24And since then, my life has belonged to the sea.
01:04:29That is until now.
01:04:34She didn't deserve you.
01:04:37Oh, my God.
01:04:38I just remembered.
01:04:38I forgot something in our room.
01:04:40I'll go with you.
01:04:40No.
01:04:41It's okay.
01:04:42I'll meet you in the lobby.
01:04:49I cannot fucking believe Hugo's here.
01:04:52That cocked bitch needs to be put back in his place.
01:04:55Yeah, he does.
01:04:56But you know what?
01:04:57I just got word.
01:04:58The deep sea hero is going to be here at the gala tonight, and I get to meet him.
01:05:03Wonderful.
01:05:05Right?
01:05:06We're going to be friends.
01:05:08These people made Hugo's life a living hell.
01:05:12It's time they learn who they're dealing with.
01:05:20How's my hair look?
01:05:22You look ravishing.
01:05:23Good.
01:05:24Deep sea hero is going to be here tonight, and you're going to make a good impression.
01:05:27All the most powerful people in the world have come to kiss his ring tonight.
01:05:30What a man he must be.
01:05:32I need a drink.
01:05:34Excuse me.
01:05:35Waiter, can I get a martini, please?
01:05:39What the fuck are you doing here?
01:05:41You piece of shit.
01:05:43How dare you show your face here?
01:05:45I was invited.
01:05:46You are invited.
01:05:49You cannot be serious.
01:05:50Yeah, he probably stole the invitation just like he stole from Sheila.
01:05:55How dare you crash the party of the deep sea hero?
01:06:05How did you get in here?
01:06:07You have no idea who you're dealing with, do you?
01:06:09A liar?
01:06:10A little worm?
01:06:12Don't even play games with us, Hugo.
01:06:14Give me one good reason why I shouldn't call security.
01:06:17It's easy.
01:06:19Because I discovered Atlantis.
01:06:22You lying fuck!
01:06:24Everybody, listen up!
01:06:26This guy just said he discovered Atlantis.
01:06:32That doesn't faze me.
01:06:34I have been through more than you can possibly imagine.
01:06:38You swear that you found Atlantis.
01:06:41I did.
01:06:43How dare you.
01:06:46How dare you.
01:06:46Now it's time for your punishment.
01:06:52Spank him!
01:06:53Spank him!
01:06:54Spank him!
01:06:55Spank him!
01:06:57Spank him!
01:06:58If he isn't the deep sea hero, then how do I have this?
01:07:01Spank him!
01:07:06Spank him!
01:07:06Spank him!
01:07:07Spank him!
01:07:08Spank him!
01:07:09Spank him!
01:07:10Spank him!
01:07:11Spank him!
01:07:11Spank him!
01:07:15Spank him!
01:07:20Spank him!
01:07:22Spank him!
01:07:24Spank him!
01:07:27Spank him!
01:07:28it from the real hero. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. You see that. Ah, it's not even real
01:07:38gold. It's not even real gold. He's stealing C-Lab Valor. Bank, bank, bank, bank, bank.
01:07:53Hey. How secure. No, I say we feed him to the sharks.
01:08:02Shark, shark, shark, shark, shark, shark, shark, shark. You couldn't please your wife.
01:08:10Let's see if you make these sharks happy. This will not end well for you, Bryce. Oh, shut up.
01:08:15Throw his ass in the brick. Don't take him anywhere. Sheila, get out of the way.
01:08:22Hugo is done for. Yeah, he's gonna learn today. Look, I know they're still good in him.
01:08:28Just let me talk to him. Hugo, I know you've been acting out since the whole fake divorce thing,
01:08:36but I'll forgive you for all the crypto you stole from me. Just, just take me back.
01:08:43Sheila, I'm not a thief.
01:08:48Enough of this. Throw his candy ass to the brick.
01:08:53Brig. Brig. Brig. Brig. Brig. Brig. Brig. Brig. Brig. Brig. Brig. Brig. Brig. Brig. Brig. Brig.
01:08:59No. No. Just take me back, baby. Tell me you love me and this will all be over.
01:09:04No, Sheila. For five years I tried my best to love you. But my heart is tired. And I have
01:09:13a fresh start.
01:09:14What do you mean? I mean that we are never, ever getting back together.
01:09:22You cocky little fuck. How dare you reject Sheila's love.
01:09:27I'll gut you like a fish and throw you the sharks myself.
01:09:32Be careful, Bryce. You wouldn't want to cut the deep sea hero.
01:09:36Liar! Everybody knows the deep sea hero is identified by the crown that he wears.
01:09:42Well, if I'm not the deep sea hero, then how do you explain this?
01:09:55The crown of Atlantis.
01:10:02Hugo, my darling son-in-law.
01:10:05Enough talk, Harriet.
01:10:07But, uh, Bryce made me threaten you.
01:10:11Harriet, what the fuck?
01:10:12Thank you, Harriet.
01:10:14Sheila?
01:10:15You have to win Hugo back. Promise him anything he desires.
01:10:19Every deep sea hero needs a queen.
01:10:22Just tell me you love me. Think of the fortune.
01:10:25Kiss me, Hugo.
01:10:26Oh, my God!
01:10:28You used to treat me like a servant.
01:10:30Now you wish me your king?
01:10:32I just profess my love for you and you run to Hugo, you slut!
01:10:38Why don't you shut the fuck up, Bryce?
01:10:40Oh, fuck you!
01:10:40You don't know what it's like to get your heart broken!
01:10:43Fuck you!
01:10:51You pussy!
01:10:54Where'd you learn to do that?
01:10:56Sea lab training.
01:11:02Only the best and brightest can be submarine captains.
01:11:05And we train them to take down mutinies.
01:11:08What are you implementing?
01:11:10Simple.
01:11:11Hugo here is the real deep sea hero.
01:11:16Who's this floozy Hugo hired to simp for him?
01:11:19I'd watch your tone if I were you.
01:11:21Watch her tone?
01:11:23Throw them both to the brig!
01:11:27What should we do with it, Miss Lord?
01:11:30The usual.
01:11:33Ow! Ow!
01:11:34Ow, my back!
01:11:35Ow, my back this time, it's for real!
01:11:39Ow!
01:11:39That's for insulting Hugo, champion of the seas.
01:11:45Give me that back!
01:11:47Bryce, fire these men!
01:11:49He can try, but I'm afraid that's above your pay grade.
01:11:52Who the hell are you?
01:11:53Me?
01:11:55You have a lot to learn.
01:11:58President of Sea Lab.
01:12:01This woman is Madeline Lord.
01:12:04Heiress to the Lord family fortune.
01:12:06And CEO of Sea Lab at the time.
01:12:10What?
01:12:12That's impossible.
01:12:13I'll just have to prove it to you.
01:12:21Yes, Jeeves?
01:12:22I would like you to find Bryce's family's company and save a takedown.
01:12:26And then burn it to the ground.
01:12:29You can't just destroy a company.
01:12:31It's done.
01:12:37Hello, Daddy?
01:12:39What? Calm down.
01:12:41What's going on?
01:12:44What?
01:12:45All of the money's gone?
01:12:46How is that-
01:12:51Madeline.
01:12:53Please.
01:12:54Please don't destroy my family.
01:12:56After you tried to destroy my Hugo?
01:12:59That was a joke!
01:13:00What?
01:13:00Okay, please don't do anything!
01:13:02This type of weakness will not be tolerated at Sea Lab.
01:13:06You're finished here.
01:13:08Please, Miss Lord, show mercy on him.
01:13:11Before we talk about mercy, let's talk about crypto.
01:13:16Specifically, the crypto that you stole.
01:13:21What are you talking about?
01:13:23Well, if I must remind you, I'm talking about the crypto that you stole from your daughter.
01:13:49Apparently, all the money that you won in the court case against Harry wasn't enough.
01:13:54And when you ran out, you turned on your own daughter.
01:13:58How could you?
01:14:02Nice work, deep sea hero.
01:14:04Not so bad yourself, deep sea queen.
01:14:08Let's get rid of these losers and start the gala.
01:14:11Let's.
01:14:12No, wait, wait.
01:14:15I'll beg.
01:14:16If I have to, please, just come back to me.
01:14:21I didn't want to tell you this, but I guess there's literally no other way to make you move on.
01:14:28Tell me what?
01:14:29I even made your father swear to secrecy, but I guess that's all gone now.
01:14:33What do you mean?
01:14:37Sheila, when Bryce dumped you all those years ago, I...
01:14:40I...
01:14:44Your father made me an offer.
01:14:48That I would sign a contract and marry you for five million dollars.
01:15:05I tried my best to love you.
01:15:08To repay my debt to Harry.
01:15:10But Madeline and I...
01:15:14Our love is real.
01:15:15No, no. You go. You go listen to me.
01:15:18If you don't love me, then I don't have any reason to live.
01:15:22Jesus Christ, stop being so dramatic.
01:15:23No, please, if you don't love me, then I'm just going to go drown myself in the ocean.
01:15:30No.
01:15:31Please, please, no.
01:15:34Sheila, I do want a happy life for you. I do.
01:15:38But you making these empty threats to me is not going to sway me.
01:15:42Enough.
01:15:42No.
01:15:45No.
01:15:47My life is with Madeline and the Briny Deep now.
01:15:50We will explore Atlantis together.
01:15:54No.
01:15:55No.
01:15:57No.
01:15:59Stop her. She's going to jump.
01:16:02Oh, God.
01:16:03No.
01:16:04No. No. No. No.
01:16:05Here. Give her these. She loves them.
01:16:08Jesus.
01:16:15She loves us.
01:16:15Sheila, it's time you find somebody else to keep your pills handy.
01:16:18No. You go.
01:16:19No. No.
01:16:21What's wrong? What happened?
01:16:25What's wrong? She's having a heart attack.
01:16:30Give her these.
01:16:38Ah...
01:16:40Ah...
01:16:42Ack...
01:16:43Better than she deserves
01:16:46You think you're the great shark whisperer? You fuck!
01:16:49Now you're all going to see who the greatest really is.
01:16:57Mother of God. He's going to try to wrestle that shark.
01:17:03You all bear witness to Bryce's greatness.
01:17:07I'm going to tap on the shark.
01:17:17I will tackle the shark.
01:17:25I can't watch.
01:17:26I can't see you.
01:17:31Oh, fuck!
01:17:33Oh, no!
01:17:35God!
01:17:41Well, now Sealab can start over.
01:17:54Easy now. Looks like there's something up ahead.
01:17:57Don't worry about me.
01:17:59Wait, what is that?
01:18:02Where?
01:18:03There!
01:18:10It's beautiful.
01:18:12See that, little Felix?
01:18:15Look what Daddy discovered.
01:18:18We discovered.
01:18:22What will you call it?
01:18:25Let's name it after baby Felix.
01:18:29We'll call it...
01:18:31Felix and us Explorer Amos.
01:18:38I know he's out there.
01:18:40Dad.
01:18:42He was waiting for me in the deep.
01:18:46It's been two years, Sheila.
01:18:48Hugo's gone.
01:18:50It's time for you to move on.
01:18:52Hugo's my universe.
01:18:54And without him,
01:18:56there is no universe.
01:19:02I can't help you anymore.
01:19:06Stay away from the coral. You're allergic.
01:19:13Hugo!
01:19:15Hugo!
01:19:17Hugo!
01:19:21Hugo!
01:19:23Hugo!
01:19:25Out!
01:19:25Squirrel!
01:19:27Out!
01:19:28Hugo!
01:19:30Hugo, there's coral!
01:19:31I won't!
01:19:32Hugo!
01:19:33Please, help me!
01:19:36Hugo!
01:19:39Hugo!
01:19:42Hugo!
01:19:44Hugo!
01:19:50Let's go!
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