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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Coin.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:15but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's Cole!
00:02:08He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, Buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:20Don't do it!
00:03:22Don't do it!
00:03:23Don't do it!
00:03:24Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm going to make her watch the living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come in.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:25Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30I'm giving back.
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:52Chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Hell queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:29Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Well, Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed a spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today, and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:49Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57He'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19I won't.
00:10:19I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31We don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54Well, the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I'm not even my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:15Oh, my God.
00:12:21Oh, my God.
00:12:22There you go.
00:12:26What's up?
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:31Oh.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these dudes are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:58Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:13:07Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:26why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30No.
00:13:31No.
00:13:32Vin, Vin, Vin, Vin, Vin, Vin.
00:13:41No.
00:13:51My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Oh my God!
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me. You hear me?
00:14:55Hey, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Hey!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:39Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:40That sounds amazing.
00:16:42When? With?
00:16:44Well, after school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal?
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:23Haley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole Wizard.
00:18:37Fail.
00:18:41Guacamole Wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47Pathetic.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is Guacamole Wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:02We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08A mitt.
00:19:21I called me.
00:19:23So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:27No.
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole Wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick?
00:20:02That bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:08What?
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend actually.
00:21:13Really?
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kinda stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:22Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:30I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:33Not that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:40Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online work in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:58You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:04I understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12Does he...
00:22:14Like you touch him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:30My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38In the game.
00:22:39Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:47Oh, yeah.
00:22:52Are you that slow on the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:22:57Yes.
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:09I love my boyfriend
00:23:11And you will never understand that
00:23:13He's smart and he's kind
00:23:15And he loves me for who I am
00:23:18That is so much more important to me
00:23:20Than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:41It's nothing
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51Got done getting waxed
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:07But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident
00:24:18Really? Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody
00:24:25Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28No, no, you can't
00:24:29I look miserable now
00:24:31You need to see me in style
00:24:33Fine, if you say so
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04Oh, you
00:25:05Oh, me
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay
00:25:27What would you know I'd try that more?
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you, actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though
00:25:32Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:59Eh, I got a little
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:01So you have a date
00:26:04Or shall I stay victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:13You are so full of yourself
00:26:14You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:21It's a self-locking door
00:26:22Really?
00:26:24Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28Okay
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:33Don't worry
00:26:34Maybe try something new
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time, actually
00:26:38Yeah
00:26:49That was my first kiss
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:57And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:12Why don't you want to regret it?
00:27:14You know
00:27:16We can do more if you want
00:27:31Anyway, I've been wanting a better girl
00:27:33I want more than you, Zach
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know how much I want you
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47I want you
00:27:53Oh, shit
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:00Oh, my God
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Yeah, yeah, we're good
00:28:09We're okay
00:28:10Okay, nice
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:19What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait
00:28:22It's just hormones
00:28:24Jake
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:29Wait
00:28:29Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:36I gotta go
00:28:45Guacamole wizard
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can
00:29:04She thinks Guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:06She was in a real car accident
00:29:08According to you, so is Guacamole wizard?
00:29:10I can't do this anymore
00:29:12Cole, wait
00:29:15Oh, shit
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:21Um
00:29:23We were just chatting
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43They're my favorite
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um
00:29:54A dickhead
00:29:57What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro
00:30:00And knocked my ball away
00:30:08There it goes again
00:30:09Cole is jealous
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem
00:30:14We don't have a problem
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:18And we don't have a problem
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Jake!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah
00:30:44Just one little catch
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:50All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05You've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:07About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:16No, you don't
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22You have no idea
00:31:28Oh my god
00:31:29Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute
00:32:04The accident
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks
00:32:06He is guacamole wizard
00:32:08So, um
00:32:10What do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude
00:32:29Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:33Wow
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man
00:32:37Oh
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my god
00:32:51Wow
00:32:51Wow
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59Wait, I can't
00:33:00Colt, put me down
00:33:01Put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:05Don't do that again
00:33:19New couple alert
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I
00:33:24We're not that different
00:33:25And if you'd realize
00:33:27And give me a chance
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me
00:33:32To prom
00:33:33I might say yes
00:33:36Jen
00:33:37You want to go to prom
00:33:39With me
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:42With me
00:33:43We're both hot
00:33:44And we're both rich
00:33:46And our dads have been in business
00:33:47Like, forever
00:33:48So
00:33:49How romantic
00:33:50I think I'll pass
00:33:53You're gonna regret this
00:33:55Cole Edmonds
00:34:00If I message
00:34:02Corcamole Wizard
00:34:02I wonder if Jake's
00:34:04Filming thing
00:34:06What should we wear
00:34:08To prom?
00:34:18I'll talk to you later
00:34:19I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah
00:34:21I'll see you later
00:34:22Bye
00:34:23He's so different
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering
00:34:26From the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39Jeez
00:34:40God
00:34:46Here, I'll get it
00:34:47I know
00:34:52Oh
00:34:53You're scared of me
00:34:54Seeing all the girls
00:34:54In your phone?
00:34:56I don't care
00:34:56I do care
00:34:59Haley, I
00:35:00I mean, he only knows
00:35:19You like mozzarella sticks
00:35:20Because of me
00:35:21He doesn't even know you
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know
00:35:24I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something
00:35:26I've only ever talked
00:35:27Because
00:35:28I pay attention
00:35:30To what you like
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch
00:35:33The first day
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just
00:35:38Just don't go
00:35:39To prom and shake
00:35:54Milf
00:35:56Colt is talking to Haley
00:35:57Again
00:35:58Your job is to keep them
00:35:59Away from each other
00:36:00Jake
00:36:01Unless you don't want
00:36:02That internship
00:36:02That my dad got you
00:36:03Obviously I do
00:36:04Okay
00:36:05Then break them up
00:36:06Idiot
00:36:08What do I do
00:36:11I've got a few ideas
00:36:16Here, look
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom
00:36:20Alright, I promise
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me
00:36:25Except for Jake
00:36:27And you
00:36:28But you're not asking me
00:36:31Hey
00:36:32Oh, hey, Jake
00:36:34Hey, Hal
00:36:35I just wanted to thank you again
00:36:37For the other night
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was
00:36:43So
00:36:45Sexy
00:36:46You're so sexy
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:52I hate to break it to you, asshole
00:36:54But she's my prom date
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:04Oh, shit, look
00:37:05Oh, shit
00:37:18Oh, my God
00:37:21Stop, guys, stop it
00:37:24Stop, stop
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:30Shit
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens
00:37:32I've got to save Cole
00:37:33I mean, Jake
00:37:34I've got to save Jake
00:37:40Oh, my God
00:37:42Principal Stevens
00:37:43I'm so sorry
00:37:45Bailey Rock
00:37:46That's detention
00:37:48After school
00:37:49Don't be late
00:38:06Cole
00:38:06What are you doing here?
00:38:08I came to keep you company
00:38:11It's the least I could do
00:38:12If you saved my ass today
00:38:15The locker thing
00:38:16That was an accident
00:38:18Oh, sure
00:38:20So, uh, you and
00:38:22You and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No
00:38:26He lied about that
00:38:27I don't know
00:38:28I don't know why, though
00:38:29Good
00:38:31You know
00:38:32Father, the asshole
00:38:33Every time he looks at you
00:38:34Makes me stick to my stomach
00:38:36Thinking about him
00:38:37Touching you
00:38:38Kissing you
00:38:40I could kill him
00:38:43Promise me you won't go to prom with
00:38:48Okay, fine
00:38:49I won't
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:57Okay, everyone
00:38:58Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:07Oh, my God
00:39:09I am so fed up with this
00:39:28Sorry
00:39:29I tripped
00:39:30No
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead
00:39:41They're both dead
00:39:42Oh
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:48Oh
00:39:49What are you?
00:39:50Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:56Jen
00:39:57What's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:12This squirm is burning
00:40:13Mr. Edmonds
00:40:15Oh, please, it's baking soda and water
00:40:16You're fine
00:40:17Detention
00:40:18Today after school
00:40:20Oh, shit
00:40:32Jake, hey
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry
00:40:35Gotta get to student council
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:41The rice trick
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:45Yeah
00:40:47You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on
00:41:03Hey, um, Ella
00:41:06It's Emma
00:41:07Yeah, that's what I said
00:41:09Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's gonna be okay
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:24And it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop
00:41:28It means...
00:41:29It means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online
00:41:38He's really important to me
00:41:42And I'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:54You know, Cole
00:41:56If you look past
00:41:57All that hair gel
00:41:59And...
00:42:00Big ol' ego
00:42:02And...
00:42:02Rich kid for brava
00:42:03Okay, okay
00:42:04I get it
00:42:07You're kind of sweet
00:42:13Hey, look at that
00:42:16Oh, my God
00:42:16Thank you
00:42:19Oh, my God
00:42:20You're a miracle worker
00:42:27Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32Shut up, Ella
00:42:33It's Emma
00:42:34Whatever
00:42:41Oh, my God
00:42:44Oh, morning, belly whore
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:58Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:15Guacamole wizard
00:43:16When can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole wizard
00:43:20I want you so badly
00:43:21I dream about you touching me
00:43:23Oh, my God
00:43:24Someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26Touch me, guacamole wizard
00:43:29Yeah
00:43:30Hey, valley whore
00:43:31Show him what you really like
00:43:51Here you go
00:43:53Here, this is for you
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella
00:44:05But I definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:14Hey, everyone
00:44:15I think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19Because who in their right mind
00:44:20Would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it, stop, stop
00:44:51I thought I'd take the janitor some time
00:44:57Jane
00:44:57Hey
00:45:00Now's the time
00:45:01Tell them
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're guacamole wizard
00:45:07Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:10Here you go
00:45:13Oh, my God
00:45:14Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie
00:45:19I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake
00:45:28Is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry
00:45:35It was nothing personal
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:47Oh!
00:45:49Oh!
00:45:49All right, all right, all right
00:45:51Enough!
00:45:52What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him
00:45:57Okay, well, you both have detention, so
00:46:04Let me get this straight
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower
00:46:08And defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad
00:46:11It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:13Jesus Christ
00:46:14How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:19Do you think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care
00:46:23And
00:46:24I hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom
00:46:28What?
00:46:28Not over my dead body
00:46:30Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother right now
00:46:35No, no, please don't
00:46:37Please
00:46:37Then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:39Max's dad called
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:42You're gonna go
00:46:43And you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:46:45End of discussion
00:46:53Come on, you big coward
00:46:54Message him
00:46:56Just do it, just do it
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:08I could never think that
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:25I heard that guy Max is throwing apart in a mile
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there
00:47:41Okay
00:47:42You got this, Haley
00:47:44Just take a deep breath
00:47:45You got this
00:47:47You got this
00:47:51You look beautiful
00:47:55Thank you, Mom
00:48:14Hey, Haley
00:48:15I'm glad you came
00:48:16Hey, you look so pretty
00:48:17Hi
00:48:18Hey, Max
00:48:19Your house is gorgeous
00:48:21I mean
00:48:22Nah, it's just my parents' blood money
00:48:23You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit
00:48:27Get drunk, girl
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:31Get up
00:48:42What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49Hey, everyone
00:48:50Let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:51Valley whore!
00:48:56Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me
00:49:00Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:02Because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06Those are concerning
00:49:07Actually, you're kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:09Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:11She's a little pervy princess
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:22Hey, let's get perfect tonight
00:49:24Leave me alone
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm
00:49:43Paul?
00:50:03Please be like this
00:50:04In the morning, we set off the alarmemo
00:50:19Pervy
00:50:20progressive
00:50:21Are you him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:31No, I'm not.
00:50:33Yes, you are.
00:50:34It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:38So you too.
00:50:39This whole time.
00:50:43Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Hey, wait.
00:50:47Wait.
00:50:53Please, at least take my jackets.
00:50:54You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:59I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:02I guess you.
00:51:04Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:10What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:12What are you?
00:51:21Who is that?
00:51:22I don't know.
00:51:23Just the devil.
00:51:26Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:32Get in the car!
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:36Haley!
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:40I'm a striven.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:53And that's not you.
00:51:55You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:02Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:10I'll stay away.
00:52:12Haley, come on.
00:52:13You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:25I hate everything about you.
00:52:27I hate all of it.
00:52:28I don't want any part of it.
00:52:31So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:35Haley!
00:52:44No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:47Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:06Hi, Haley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know who you are.
00:53:10Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:15So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:18Good as new.
00:53:23Oh, wow.
00:53:25Thanks, Emma.
00:53:27Okay, bye.
00:53:32One down, one to go.
00:53:35You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:38Want to go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:41Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmundsonson.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:54Cole's grounded.
00:53:55Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:06Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:16My son, Cole?
00:54:18Reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:24And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very
00:54:27important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:46Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:52What?
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:56You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:58You can be together.
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05I'll tell her to myself.
00:55:07Sneak me in your car.
00:55:14Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:18Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:43I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:47Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:50My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55I was.
00:55:55I got my inheritance.
00:55:57And I could protect you and your family, so you don't have to choose.
00:56:12Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:36Nicole, I love you.
00:56:38You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:50I mean, but you're him.
00:56:52You didn't expect her.
00:56:54I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:59What do you hope to?
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02I hoped it was you.
00:57:04You were always there for me.
00:57:08That and they're really fucking hot.
00:57:15Hey, uh, one of those things I said we could do, you never do.
00:57:24Take my clothes off.
00:57:26Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:27Mm-hmm.
00:57:49Okay, so, what do you think?
00:57:5210 out of 10.
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:54Yeah, we'll do again.
00:57:56Okay, sex is sex with me specifically.
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:01All right, all right, that's fair.
00:58:03I'll, uh, I'll take that as a win.
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:15Mm, oh, God, no, I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:21No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:24There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:25I'll see you in a minute.
00:58:26No, I'll stop it.
00:58:30Um, same.
00:58:33Isn't Brown the night?
00:58:35I think you know if it's Brown or not.
00:58:37I don't know.
00:58:40But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me to promise?
00:58:46Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:50Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:52I don't want to hear it.
00:58:53Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:58Where?
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:11I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:17Uh, I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to
00:59:24prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:28Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:38Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Cole, are you here?
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:47I see you, Cole.
00:59:47You are a big problem.
01:00:05Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:08You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:31My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:36Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:40You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4320 more minutes.
01:00:44We're in.
01:00:46Deal.
01:00:49Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:54I hear we have a winner.
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:02Jen Longfellow.
01:01:06Oh, my God.
01:01:08Thank you guys so much.
01:01:11Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:12But I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:22Oh, my God.
01:01:23That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:26It was fun.
01:01:27It's great to get out of here.
01:01:33Hey, uh...
01:01:34Most 10 minutes up.
01:01:35No.
01:01:36But who cares?
01:01:46I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:51Come on.
01:01:51Everyone say it with me.
01:01:53Pervy princess.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:02:06Pervy princess.
01:02:07Will Edmonds fall in love with you?
01:02:09His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:13Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:14If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:18I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy.
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:29What?
01:02:30You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:32and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:34You little skit!
01:02:36You know, Jen,
01:02:38as the principal,
01:02:39I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:41and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:45But quite frankly,
01:02:47you are the worst.
01:02:49And I think it's time
01:02:51that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:53You can't do that!
01:02:55I'm the principal,
01:02:56so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:06There was no internship!
01:03:09You lied to me!
01:03:16Haley, catch.
01:03:21Oh.
01:03:23My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:29Yeah, no can do.
01:03:31All I have to offer
01:03:32is a Bowie Knight
01:03:33with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:35and an awesome sense of humor.
01:03:37Oof.
01:03:38How can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh, no.
01:03:46That's my dad.
01:03:49We are going home
01:03:50right now.
01:03:52You disobeyed me
01:03:53for the last time, boy.
01:03:54Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:57You talk all the time
01:03:58about wanting a man
01:03:59that's worthy
01:04:00of the family last name.
01:04:01Yet,
01:04:02you can't see
01:04:03I've already become that man.
01:04:05And it's because of Haley.
01:04:07And you can accept that
01:04:08or I'll make my own path
01:04:10and best believe me I can.
01:04:12I'll say this.
01:04:14It's the most backbone
01:04:15I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:19Joy Pro.
01:04:27I am so proud of you.
01:04:31I'm kind of done
01:04:31with all you being by my side.
01:04:34That was terrifying.
01:04:35It's not like we haven't
01:04:36slayed a dragon before,
01:04:38though, so...
01:04:40I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:41I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:44Oh, my God.
01:04:44I've got to change
01:04:45that username.
01:04:46Yeah, you do.
01:04:46Yeah.
01:04:47I love you, Bella.
01:04:48I love you, Bella.
01:04:50I love you, Bella.
01:04:53I love you, Bella.
01:04:53I love you, Bella.
01:04:54I love you, Bella.
01:04:54I love you, Bella.
01:04:55I love you, Bella.
01:04:55I love you, Bella.
01:04:55I love you, Bella.
01:05:01I love you, Bella.
01:05:03You
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