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From Servant To Sweetheart
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00:00:11Mom! I'm ready for my first day of work.
00:00:16Ta-da!
00:00:24Hey, Mom, what's wrong?
00:00:26Mom, I'm sorry, baby. You're only 17 and you have no work as a maid.
00:00:31Oh, no, Mom! Mom, don't cry.
00:00:35Everything is going to be okay.
00:00:37Being a maid isn't a disgrace. It's honest work.
00:00:41Of course. I haven't dropped out of school yet.
00:00:45You're right. I mean, we have a pretty good room and board included.
00:00:52First day or not, we're going to show them that we can take better care of this mansion than anyone
00:00:57else.
00:00:58Okay?
00:00:59Come here.
00:01:02Oh, I love you, Mom.
00:01:04I love you, too.
00:01:06Okay.
00:01:08That means get out of here.
00:01:10Oh, thank you.
00:01:11Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:01:11Careful with your leg, Mom!
00:01:13Fine, it's okay. Why don't you take a break?
00:01:15Yeah, I can take care of this bedroom.
00:01:19Okay.
00:01:20Just make sure it's spotless.
00:01:21Bathroom, too.
00:01:22They belong to none other than Noah Wyndham.
00:01:26Noah Wyndham?
00:01:29Who's that?
00:01:30Noah is the heir of the Wyndham fortune.
00:01:32He's been away a year studying abroad, or so they say.
00:01:36They also say he's been expelled and shipped off to London.
00:01:40He's returning sooner than anyone expected.
00:01:42Tonight, in fact.
00:01:46Okay?
00:01:47Well, I'll make sure it's clean for tonight.
00:01:50Okay?
00:01:51Go rest.
00:02:11God, I really have to pee.
00:02:13Mm-hmm .
00:03:32What, should I knock next time?
00:03:35On my own door?
00:03:39Oh, you're Noah Wyndham.
00:03:43Yeah, I'd shake your hand, but it seems like you're a little tied up.
00:03:51Oh, hey, don't forget to wash up.
00:03:57What the jerk?
00:04:08God, that was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
00:04:13Sure was, bro.
00:04:20So, you and your mom are the new maze, huh?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:27Now, if you will excuse me.
00:04:30Whoa, hey.
00:04:33Aren't you forgetting something?
00:04:40My bad.
00:04:42Go get it started.
00:04:44Don't forget, though.
00:04:45Extra bubbles, please.
00:04:46Go get it.
00:04:48Oh!
00:04:48Oh!
00:04:55What?
00:05:01Oh!
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:06Oh!
00:05:09Oh!
00:05:12Oh!
00:05:15Oh!
00:05:16Nicole?
00:05:31Oh my god, get out of my way!
00:05:38This is my own personal name trying to fuck me.
00:05:41Stop!
00:05:42Get your hands off me, you pervert!
00:05:46God!
00:05:51This is going to be fun.
00:06:05Noah, because of your shenanigans,
00:06:08I have had to deal with your expulsion from not one, but two
00:06:13of the best boarding schools in all of London.
00:06:16Third time's a charm, right?
00:06:18I have enrolled you in the finest private high school in all of the city.
00:06:27Hmm.
00:06:30Okay.
00:06:32We're on one condition.
00:06:34Condition.
00:06:38She's coming with me.
00:07:03She's coming with me.
00:07:05Then she's coming with me.
00:07:12Mom, I can't.
00:07:15She's right.
00:07:16Even if she wanted to.
00:07:18I can't afford it.
00:07:20Afford it?
00:07:21Well, that's not a problem in this house, right, Mom?
00:07:28Who do you think you are?
00:07:31Who do you think you are?
00:07:31Do you think that you can manipulate me?
00:07:34Well, I promise I'll get straight A's.
00:07:41Look, think of it more like, um, like, um, emotional support.
00:07:46Like, uh, therapy dog.
00:07:49The prettier.
00:07:51Fine.
00:07:52But dream on if you think I am paying even a nickel of her tuition.
00:07:59I'll call the principal and arrange a scholarship for her.
00:08:04See?
00:08:05Problem solved.
00:08:11What do you say?
00:08:16You're welcome.
00:08:19Who the hell does he think he is?
00:08:44Hey, are you suicidal?
00:08:46What?
00:08:47Why would you say that?
00:08:49Because, girl, you're going to ruin your social life rolling up on that thing.
00:08:54This is a perfectly serviceable means of transportation.
00:08:58Have some dignity.
00:08:59Get in.
00:09:00No.
00:09:07God help her.
00:09:08Like a lamb, she rides straight to the side.
00:09:20That's it.
00:09:21No.
00:09:29Get in.
00:09:31No.
00:09:33No.
00:09:59Oh my god, he is back, he is back!
00:10:03Who the hell is he?
00:10:06Noah, he is back!
00:10:10Noah's back?
00:10:12Oh my god, out of my way!
00:10:15My man is back!
00:10:26Noah, oh my god, back from London?
00:10:31God, you look good!
00:10:33Don't touch me.
00:10:35Houston, we have a problem.
00:10:37Shit, it's Jackson and his crew.
00:10:43Where is he?
00:10:48Well, if it isn't Noah Windham.
00:10:51You know, I thought you got shipped off to London to work through your daddy issues.
00:10:55Oh, wait, I mean, dead daddy issues.
00:11:03How about you come here and say that to my face?
00:11:22What the hell are you doing here?
00:11:24Who the hell are you?
00:11:25Who the hell are you?
00:11:30I'm nude.
00:11:31It's my first day.
00:11:32Does this girl actually think she's a student here?
00:11:35Where's her uniform?
00:11:37There's no way she can be a student.
00:11:39I think she's the janitor's law skit.
00:11:43What the hell is wrong with you?
00:11:44I go here.
00:11:45It's just my first day.
00:11:47Oh, it's cute.
00:11:49She thinks she belongs.
00:11:51Someone get her a map.
00:11:52She clearly got lost on the way to a homeless shelter.
00:12:01Ooh, it looks like a little Miss Janitor has a back bulb.
00:12:06Don't you dare lay a finger on Emma.
00:12:09She's the most popular girl at this school.
00:12:13That's right.
00:12:17Don't worry, everybody.
00:12:19She's got a helmet on.
00:12:21I think she'll pull through.
00:12:23Hey.
00:12:24Don't be mean.
00:12:29Come on.
00:12:32Oh!
00:12:35God, she's dumb.
00:12:37She actually fell for that?
00:12:38How pathetic.
00:12:41Why would you do that?
00:12:48Girls.
00:12:52Ah!
00:12:55Wiggling around like a little worm.
00:12:57I could watch this all day.
00:13:01Did you guys see that?
00:13:03Those sad puppy dog eyes staring right back at me.
00:13:05This girl basically thought I was her future husband.
00:13:10Come on.
00:13:11I'll help you for real.
00:13:13You're a big man, huh?
00:13:15No.
00:13:15Showing off by pushing girls in the hand.
00:13:17You'll impress me.
00:13:22I got my scooter.
00:13:25Noah!
00:13:25Wait!
00:13:26I need to talk to you.
00:13:27No, keep it pushing.
00:13:28Guess Noah likes his girls poor and desperate.
00:13:31That stupid broke girl.
00:13:34Please.
00:13:35She looks like she gets dressed out of donation bins.
00:13:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:13:41Lily.
00:13:42Lily.
00:13:44Let go of me.
00:13:47What did I tell you?
00:13:49Rolling up to New York's finest institution on the trash mobile?
00:13:54I mean, you didn't think that would have consequences?
00:13:57You know, you're just like those other kids.
00:14:00Stuck up.
00:14:00And a jerk.
00:14:02No, I just saved you from those monsters.
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:12Maybe.
00:14:13I'm not a very humorous person.
00:14:16All right, class.
00:14:18Winter assignment roll call.
00:14:21Stand face to class and tell us which important family member you interviewed.
00:14:25We are not presenting today, but I'd like to know who made the cut.
00:14:30So, Mr. Lucas, begin.
00:14:32Begin.
00:14:35Uh, I interviewed my grandfather.
00:14:39He's the honor of the airline company, Jesuit Airways.
00:14:48I interviewed my mother.
00:14:51Duh.
00:14:52For those of you who don't know, my mother is a senator for the state of New York.
00:14:57Oh, man.
00:15:00Listen.
00:15:03Please stand.
00:15:06But I wasn't a student last semester, so...
00:15:10Doesn't matter.
00:15:11Just tell us who you would have interviewed, and that's it.
00:15:20Okay, but I...
00:15:21Let's make this easy.
00:15:23Your mother.
00:15:24That's your mother's profession.
00:15:30Oh, no.
00:15:31I can't tell the entire class my mom is a maid.
00:15:50Uh...
00:15:50My mother is...
00:15:53Spit it out!
00:15:54We don't have honor.
00:15:56Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:16:00Uh...
00:16:01Her mom's job is classified.
00:16:03It's, uh...
00:16:05Don't make...
00:16:05Big.
00:16:09I got you.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15You sit back down, please.
00:16:35Oh my god, that's the grossest thing I've ever seen.
00:16:38Holy shit.
00:16:39She's not bleeding.
00:16:40She's bleeding.
00:16:41Ew.
00:16:42She can't even afford a tampon.
00:16:51You disgusting piece of shit!
00:17:02Fucking dead!
00:17:06You're fucking dead!
00:17:11Back off.
00:17:13Well, well.
00:17:14The night hits shining on.
00:17:15I'm here to rescue his dumpster diving girlfriend.
00:17:18Hey, hey, that's enough!
00:17:20You guys are acting like children.
00:17:22Gentlemen, this is an elite institution.
00:17:25And I expect better from you.
00:17:26So cool it, and everyone back to your seats now!
00:17:34Better get someone to scrub that seat.
00:17:37Looks like she marked it for life.
00:17:38She's never back.
00:17:40You!
00:17:52Fight!
00:17:53Fight!
00:17:54Fight!
00:17:55Fight!
00:18:13Help me!
00:18:16Use me, right?
00:18:20DisINA 9-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
00:18:24.0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0!
00:18:25you dumpster girl shut your trap he's just being nice to her that's all there's zero chance he
00:18:34actually likes that scum brat actually i've got an idea let's go where are we going gonna check
00:18:48up on that homeless rat where is she where do you think airhead
00:19:21oh my god are you okay leave me alone well i saw your accident it wasn't my accident
00:19:32oh don't worry it happens to all of us right girls and because we care so much
00:19:41we just wanted to drop by and help a girl out really yeah
00:19:54you're gonna need it
00:20:10are these enough tampons to clean up your bloody accident we bought extra
00:20:17because we know your broke-ups can't afford them
00:20:24oh my god that's 20 000 people watching
00:20:31say hello to all your fans
00:20:37i bet they're dying to see those fake tits of yours
00:20:50you little
00:20:51this better be your last day of the school or i'll have more surprises waiting for you
00:20:58you understand
00:21:09let's go girls
00:21:15let's go girls
00:21:19bro that's her
00:21:20yo
00:21:35don't touch me just get away now
00:21:39hang on i'm just trying to help
00:21:47i can do it myself
00:21:48i can do it myself
00:21:52look who
00:21:53stand up
00:21:55what
00:21:57stand up
00:22:01just listen to me
00:22:03stand up
00:22:07what do you want
00:22:08do you want to do it
00:22:21now uh the stain's still there but nobody can see
00:22:25or worse take pictures
00:22:28but there's only
00:22:31three more hours of school so
00:22:33oh my god he's sweet
00:22:36who is this boy
00:22:39thank you
00:22:44what happened here
00:22:46nothing
00:22:52noah you're in some deep
00:22:53shit you gotta go to the principal's office
00:23:00hey
00:23:04what happened
00:23:05he ain't here
00:23:07he got into a fight with jackson
00:23:08he fought jackson for me
00:23:21mr noah
00:23:23i thought you would have learned your lesson by now
00:23:25given your expulsion from the same school just one year ago
00:23:40however
00:23:41it seems some things never change
00:23:44i will not have you making a mockery of this prestigious institution
00:23:48do you hear me young man
00:23:50i hear you
00:23:52but you're dead wrong
00:23:54excuse me
00:23:55who's this fool who's making a mockery in your school
00:23:59principal stevens i think you should go easy on him
00:24:02it's clear he's still not over his daddy issues
00:24:05you mentioned my dad one more time i swear to
00:24:07fucking god
00:24:07mr noah
00:24:09if you so much as lay a finger on mr jackson
00:24:11i will have you expelled from this school permanently
00:24:14do you understand
00:24:27noah what's wrong
00:24:28i wish you could talk to
00:24:33i'm such a fool for thinking he was sweet
00:24:35he's a total jerk
00:24:49there she is
00:24:52how's my princess's first day of school
00:24:55it was great
00:24:57well did you make any new friends
00:24:59a bunch of them
00:25:02miss lily
00:25:05you are needed by noah
00:25:08noah
00:25:10for what
00:25:10his school uniform needs some ironing
00:25:23noah
00:25:33noah
00:25:50noah
00:25:51well
00:25:51i think this is my personal sexy mate
00:26:04You know, we really ought to update this uniform of yours
00:26:08You look like I made you just miss your retirement party
00:26:13And while we're at it, I guess we'll throw in a personality upgrade too
00:26:20Keep your hands to yourself
00:26:22Stop talking to me
00:26:24You see that right there?
00:26:26That's the attitude I like
00:26:28Gives me flashbacks to when you threw back a little bit of Jackson
00:26:34Okay, am I missing something?
00:26:37I mean, aren't I the one who's supposed to give you orders?
00:26:41You do work for me, don't you?
00:26:44I don't care!
00:26:46You will respect me!
00:26:48Oh yeah?
00:26:49Yeah!
00:26:58Ehm...
00:26:58I think you see that coming
00:27:24You play games like that
00:27:26You're gonna make me watch you do it
00:27:36What?
00:27:39Why isn't it turning on?
00:27:49Need a ride, Cinderella?
00:28:02Whoa, hold on there
00:28:04We're not even there yet
00:28:07No, I just don't want anyone getting the wrong idea
00:28:10Wrong idea?
00:28:12What do I look like, an Uber driver?
00:28:14No, I'm gonna take Cinderella up to the front
00:28:17Where everyone can see
00:28:43Oh my god
00:28:49What the fuck?
00:28:54So, the plot thickens
00:29:02You!
00:29:04Hey, let me go!
00:29:07Wait, that smell
00:29:09It's not spaghetti
00:29:12It's rotten salad
00:29:17Stop, you evil bitch!
00:29:24God, you look pathetic
00:29:26Oh, it's funny you call me pathetic
00:29:28When you're the one circling me like a dog
00:29:37God, I'm in
00:29:38That was good
00:29:40I like my girls with a little bit of bite
00:29:42Makes them harder
00:29:44Harder
00:29:44To resist
00:29:46Jackson
00:29:48Why don't you share your lunch with poor Lily?
00:29:51If you know what I mean
00:29:52Emma!
00:29:53Do me a favor
00:29:54Of course
00:29:55Shut your fucking mouth
00:29:56And you
00:29:57You
00:29:58Let her go
00:30:00Now
00:30:00You get off
00:30:02Jackson, what the
00:30:03Hey!
00:30:04I said
00:30:04Shut your fucking mouth
00:30:07You didn't get the memo?
00:30:11Only I have bullying privileges
00:30:12Over Lily here
00:30:15Got it?
00:30:18Now leave
00:30:27Where do you think you're going?
00:30:29You're not going to leave your savior to eat all alone now, are you?
00:30:32Are you blind?
00:30:34I have to clean the shit off me
00:30:41Hey
00:30:42That's why I'm here
00:30:43Let me help
00:30:49Here
00:30:51Eat
00:30:51Eat
00:30:55I'm good
00:30:56Can I go now?
00:30:57No
00:31:00I wanted to ask you something
00:31:02What?
00:31:04You have a boyfriend
00:31:07You know, that's none of your business
00:31:09Well, I'm going to take that as a no
00:31:11And I have a confession to make
00:31:14I would absolutely love to be your boyfriend
00:31:20That's never going to happen
00:31:22So
00:31:23Can you do me a favor
00:31:24And leave me alone?
00:31:39Wow
00:31:39How ungrateful
00:31:40I said ship at this school
00:31:42This is how you're paying
00:31:43Okay, no
00:31:44This isn't
00:31:45Whatever
00:31:45Just come with me
00:31:46Chill out, buddy
00:31:47She's having lunch with me
00:31:48Oh
00:31:49So you want another black eye?
00:31:52Noah
00:31:52Stop
00:31:53You're going to get me expelled
00:31:55If you care about Lily so much
00:31:58Why would you want to hurt her
00:31:59To your boyfriend?
00:32:02Yeah
00:32:03What?
00:32:05Who's your boyfriend?
00:32:09I told you
00:32:10I'm not your girlfriend
00:32:11No
00:32:12And girl talk
00:32:13No really means yes
00:32:14You know that, right?
00:32:16I have
00:32:17Had it with you too
00:32:19Okay, look
00:32:19I don't know what stupid little boy game
00:32:21You're up to
00:32:22But I refuse to be a part of it
00:32:25I don't know
00:32:36Lily are
00:32:37Don't get away from me
00:32:43Mind if I join you, sweetie?
00:32:49Listen to me
00:32:50You dumb little pussy
00:32:52I don't know who you slept with
00:32:54In order to get a scholarship here
00:32:56But you're barking up the wrong tree, sister
00:33:00Oh, I think it's you
00:33:01Who's barking up the wrong tree
00:33:05You're not stealing my man
00:33:07He may be his little play thing right now
00:33:10But he'll pump and dump you faster
00:33:12Than you can say
00:33:13But I thought he liked me
00:33:15Oh, sweetie
00:33:16You can have him
00:33:20And it's not being so insecure
00:33:25It's kind of sad
00:33:50I don't know why I even let you touch me
00:33:53Oh, Emma
00:33:54I love you so much
00:33:56I'd do anything for you
00:34:01Anything?
00:34:05Yes
00:34:06Anything
00:34:16I've got a mission for you, lover boy
00:34:18Yes
00:34:19Please
00:34:20Tell me
00:34:36Damn it, you made it
00:34:38Oh, God
00:34:39You look gorgeous
00:34:42Oh, thanks
00:34:43Come on, let's get into a drink
00:34:50Come on
00:34:51Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come
00:34:58Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come,
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00:35:10come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come,
00:35:10come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come,
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00:35:10come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come
00:35:33Stop looking at her.
00:35:39Now's the time.
00:35:41Do it.
00:35:50Hey, new kid.
00:35:52You had your welcome shot yet?
00:35:55Welcome shot?
00:35:57Drink up.
00:36:05Where's my shot?
00:36:09It's good, huh?
00:36:13How much did you drink, girl?
00:36:15God, she's hammered.
00:36:16Must be a lightweight.
00:36:18Lily, I think you should sit down.
00:36:19Actually, let me help her.
00:36:20Your parents have some medicine upstairs?
00:36:22I'll wake her up in a flash.
00:36:23No, I can take care of her.
00:36:25Trust me.
00:36:25I'll go back here in two minutes.
00:36:26Looking normal and relaxed.
00:36:28Don't...
00:36:29Shut up.
00:36:37What are you doing?
00:36:39Shut your mouth.
00:36:40We're going to have some fun.
00:36:42What?
00:36:54You know what?
00:36:56Everybody's going to watch.
00:37:08You're like playing rough, don't you?
00:37:10You're like playing rough, don't you?
00:37:13Let's get you naked, baby.
00:37:24Do you see it?
00:37:25Olivia, check this out.
00:37:29Oh my god.
00:37:31Is that the new girl?
00:37:33God, she's such a slut.
00:37:34Yeah, she's a welcome slut.
00:37:36Oh.
00:37:37What the fuck is this?
00:37:40Told you, Noah.
00:37:42That girl is for the streets.
00:37:44Certified hoe.
00:37:45No, I need to go save her.
00:37:46Where is she?
00:37:47Hey, Noah.
00:37:49Let the slut enjoy herself.
00:37:50She clearly wants it.
00:37:52Get the fuck out of my face.
00:37:56You're behind this.
00:37:58Me?
00:37:58What is up with everyone here?
00:38:01That girl is a slut who loves attention.
00:38:04You disgust me.
00:38:05You disgust me.
00:38:17Oh my God.
00:38:26No.
00:38:27What did you do?
00:38:28No.
00:38:28Relax.
00:38:30It'll hurt less.
00:38:32Kid.
00:38:33No.
00:38:40Oh my god, Willy, Willy, are you okay?
00:38:47I'm very welcome.
00:38:55Willy, come with me, let's keep you clean.
00:38:57Step up, man!
00:39:09Oh my god, Moa, I didn't know you were so strong.
00:39:18I actually, I do, because I saw you naked, remember?
00:39:26Can I touch your muscles?
00:39:29All right, Willy, come on, let's get you home, you need a rest.
00:39:35I'm going to touch your muscles right now.
00:39:40Stop, stop, Willy.
00:39:42Get in the car, let's go.
00:39:51Oh my god, why don't we do it in the car right now?
00:39:57Hello, you got a cool little miss.
00:40:00Let's get you home.
00:40:02Oh my god.
00:40:08Hey, careful.
00:40:09Careful, all right, all right, you got to get in.
00:40:11No, I don't want to.
00:40:13Come on, you can't wake up.
00:40:14Yes, all right, watch your step.
00:40:15There you go, okay.
00:40:17All right, stay there.
00:40:19You got to wake up.
00:40:23Okay.
00:40:27Join me!
00:40:28Bye-bye.
00:40:36Uh-huh.
00:40:46You don't want everyone to stir a lot.
00:40:49No?
00:40:50Totally.
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:53Yeah.
00:40:54Yeah.
00:41:08Oh, no. I can't get caught.
00:41:11Really?
00:41:14Where have you been?
00:41:16Are you just now getting home from the party?
00:41:19Um, Mom, I, uh, did pass out on the sofa.
00:41:25Sorry.
00:41:27Okay, well, you can't sleep much tomorrow's Saturday. You have a full day of work ahead of you.
00:41:33Yes, Mom.
00:41:49Noah.
00:41:52Noah!
00:41:54I have had to deal with not one, but two calls from your principal on your first week of school.
00:42:01Oh, uh, sorry about that.
00:42:04Sorry about that? No, Noah, that's not going to cut it.
00:42:08No!
00:42:12No what?
00:42:19Uh, she was saying that there's no mustard.
00:42:24I'll go get it.
00:42:29Noah!
00:42:31Are you going to answer me?
00:42:32Actually, I'm going to go find out about that mustard.
00:42:49You bad girl.
00:42:50You sure do love teasing me in front of my mom, don't you?
00:43:00No, I'm going to go find out about that mustard.
00:43:06What happened to last night, Lily?
00:43:09She was so fun.
00:43:12God, she was wild.
00:43:14Stop.
00:43:17Noah, what happened last night?
00:43:23Did we?
00:43:24Do it?
00:43:25Oh, yeah, like three times.
00:43:28You are one horny teenager, you know that?
00:43:43I seriously don't remember any of it.
00:43:49Well, after the shower, God, tell me you remember the shower.
00:43:53You dragged me to my bed.
00:43:55And then...
00:44:03He threw me onto the bed.
00:44:07He got all naked and stuff.
00:44:21And then he said,
00:44:23I'm all yours.
00:44:38Okay, stop.
00:44:40Stop.
00:44:40I don't want to hear any more details.
00:44:44Oh, Lily.
00:44:46You silly, silly girl.
00:44:48That definitely didn't happen.
00:45:00No, no, no, come.
00:45:03Come inside.
00:45:05I'm so mean.
00:45:07No, not tonight.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:12Because I don't want you to do anything you're going to regret when you want me.
00:45:17All right?
00:45:18Mm-mm.
00:45:19Mm-mm-mm.
00:45:21Mm-mm-mm.
00:45:32Once Noah sees me in this dress,
00:45:35he'll forget all about that stupid homeless girl.
00:45:48Oh, my freaking God.
00:45:51You've got to be kidding me.
00:45:53Lily is a maid for Noah's family?
00:45:59Lily is a maid for Noah's family?
00:46:03What's your mother's profession?
00:46:11I'm going to expose this bitch.
00:46:19Hey, Jackson.
00:46:21Dance party happening at Noah's.
00:46:22Right now, are you coming?
00:46:23Nope.
00:46:24See ya.
00:46:24Wait!
00:46:25Your little orphan girl is going to be there.
00:46:28Lily?
00:46:29Yeah.
00:46:30Oh, I'm there.
00:46:51No way, you can't do that.
00:46:54I don't want you to do this.
00:46:56You're not going to be made in this house anymore.
00:46:58You're my girl now.
00:47:02Um, Noah, just because we did it,
00:47:06it doesn't mean that there's anything between us.
00:47:12Um, yeah, nothing happened.
00:47:15What do you mean?
00:47:17We didn't have sex.
00:47:18I tucked you in and you fell asleep.
00:47:29But, we'll be both doing it right here and now.
00:47:37What is it, Pierre?
00:47:39Mrs. Windham, your son has...
00:47:42Mrs. Windham, you look so beautiful and elegant.
00:47:46Cut to the chase, my dear.
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:49We heard Noah was feeling a little down about his first week at school, so we just wanted
00:47:57to stop by.
00:47:58Go ahead.
00:47:59He's in the game room.
00:48:00And, Lily?
00:48:03I don't know.
00:48:04She's cleaning the game room?
00:48:06What do you mean?
00:48:08Cleaning?
00:48:09Of course.
00:48:10She's the maid.
00:48:15Oh, my God.
00:48:17Lily's a maid?
00:48:18That's like the saddest thing I've ever heard.
00:48:21I don't believe it.
00:48:22No way.
00:48:24Well, why don't we go find out?
00:48:30So, what do you say?
00:48:32Not in your wildest dreams.
00:48:35Noah!
00:48:35Lily!
00:48:36Open up!
00:48:38Emma?
00:48:39What the fuck?
00:48:40What is Emma doing here?
00:48:42I know you two are in there!
00:48:44No, okay.
00:48:45She cannot find out that I'm a maid.
00:48:47Okay, don't worry.
00:48:48I'm...
00:48:49There, behind the sofa.
00:48:50I'll take care of this.
00:49:07Noah, thank you for welcoming us into your home.
00:49:17Where is she?
00:49:19What?
00:49:21Your little maid, Lily.
00:49:24Lily?
00:49:25A maid?
00:49:27What the hell are you talking about?
00:49:29Stop your little act.
00:49:31We all know your mother told us.
00:49:34Okay, can you guys just please get out?
00:49:47I think I smell something.
00:49:50Garbage smelling.
00:50:01Look what we have here.
00:50:07Look what we have here.
00:50:09Turns out, she's not just a poor girl.
00:50:12It's worse.
00:50:13She's a maid.
00:50:15How the hell can a maid even afford our school?
00:50:18It's like...
00:50:20Come on, Lily.
00:50:21You can tell us the truth.
00:50:23Who did you sleep with in order to get into our school?
00:50:27You want to know the truth?
00:50:28Fine.
00:50:29Here's the truth.
00:50:30Amigos!
00:50:32Look, I have to admit, the truth is a little embarrassing.
00:50:37You see, you caught us in the middle of role-playing.
00:50:41It's a sexual fantasy.
00:50:43What?
00:50:46Yeah, duh, it's my kink.
00:50:49It's just so embarrassing.
00:50:52I mean, after all, she is my girlfriend, after all.
00:51:02This is bullshit, sweetie.
00:51:07Lily.
00:51:10My baby.
00:51:20Oh, my God.
00:51:22You're her mother?
00:51:24You're Lily's mom?
00:51:25That's why you're calling her sweetie and baby?
00:51:28You're Lily's classmates.
00:51:30Duh.
00:51:31Guys, it all makes sense now.
00:51:34Lily is a maid because her mom is also a maid.
00:51:38I can't let my daughter down.
00:51:42This young lady is not my daughter.
00:51:47You're lying.
00:51:48All right, that's it.
00:51:50You're officially banned from the game room.
00:51:52Get out!
00:51:58When we at least still party here.
00:52:26I let my mother down.
00:52:28How could I?
00:52:31Man, you really gotta step up your lying game.
00:52:39Because right now, even Noah's hamster knows your mind.
00:52:42And that's bad.
00:52:44Out of all the places you could sit, you choose to sit here and bother me.
00:52:50I know you weren't role-playing.
00:52:55You shouldn't have died who you really are.
00:53:06You should be proud of who you are and the work you do.
00:53:09Do you think any of these dipshits here have ever worked a day in their life?
00:53:12They're babies.
00:53:15If not you, you're the real boss.
00:53:17And so is your mom.
00:53:21Come on, don't leave me hanging.
00:53:30All right, yeah, you're fine.
00:53:31Now get the fuck out of my house.
00:53:37Sounds good, buddy.
00:53:38Thanks for the hospitality.
00:53:48Why the hell did you look at him like that?
00:53:51You shouldn't treat him like that.
00:53:53Oh, okay.
00:53:54So you're going to defend the guy who made your life miserable for the last week?
00:54:18Oh, okay.
00:54:25I'm so sorry, Mom.
00:54:27I should have never denied you.
00:54:29Mom, I'm such a terrible daughter.
00:54:31My baby, it's for the best.
00:54:33Your reputation is very important.
00:54:36We have to focus on your future.
00:54:38It's best if no one knows.
00:54:40Please.
00:54:41Or will you forgive me?
00:54:43Nonsense.
00:54:44There's nothing to forgive.
00:54:47Now, I want to show you something that I got for you.
00:54:56Open it.
00:55:06Mom.
00:55:08You're really?
00:55:10Mom, but how much did this cost you?
00:55:13I don't want you to think I want that.
00:55:16I just want you to be happy and new school.
00:55:20You.
00:55:21Mom.
00:55:22Go.
00:55:23Go dance.
00:55:25Right?
00:55:53Get in.
00:55:58Great.
00:55:59That's great.
00:56:05Hey, girls.
00:56:06What's that expression?
00:56:08Even if you put a uniform on a pig, a pig is still a pig.
00:56:12Excuse me, you're in my way.
00:56:14Hey.
00:56:14Just because you stole that uniform from the gyms lost and found doesn't mean you deserve
00:56:19to go here.
00:56:21Okay?
00:56:22I know you're embarrassed because you're red-handed at your day job.
00:56:28A maid.
00:56:29This girl's a maid.
00:56:33Get out of my way.
00:56:38Girls, I hear maids are really good at getting tough stains out, right?
00:56:57But hey, guys.
00:56:59There's more.
00:57:00Olivia, where's the sign?
00:57:14Step right up, students of Harrington Academy.
00:57:18Class is in session, and it's show and tell.
00:57:21And boy, do we have quite the specimen for you.
00:57:24Hey, Olivia, Mads, tell me, today's open house.
00:57:30All the parents are coming today, right?
00:57:32Yes.
00:57:34Wonderful.
00:57:35That means the entire school gets to find out who is really Lily's mom.
00:57:44I'm here for you.
00:57:46She's not coming.
00:57:47Not coming?
00:57:48How?
00:57:50She can't be that busy.
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:53Emma's mom is the state senator, and even she can make it.
00:57:57Girls, Lily is right.
00:57:59It kind of does make sense.
00:58:01Her mom is a maid.
00:58:05Maids only live to clean.
00:58:06That's it.
00:58:07Of course they're busy.
00:58:10Get your hands off her.
00:58:12Now.
00:58:19I'm so sorry, dude.
00:58:23I'm gonna get some food.
00:58:28If anyone lays another hand on Lily, or spreads even one false rumor, I will find you, and I will
00:58:34destroy you.
00:58:38Done?
00:58:40Done.
00:58:41Done.
00:58:43What are you gonna do, Emma?
00:58:45I think you have no shot.
00:58:46It looks like Noah really likes her.
00:58:49I should wash your mouth out with soap.
00:58:52There's zero chance he really likes her.
00:58:55Plus, not after what I have cooked up for this evening.
00:58:59What are you gonna do to her?
00:59:00You'll see.
00:59:03I'll see.
00:59:06I'll see.
00:59:11I'll see you.
00:59:22Excuse.
00:59:23I'll be right back.
00:59:30Excuse me.
00:59:31Is this the Noah Wyndham mansion?
00:59:33Yes.
00:59:34This is Wyndham residence.
00:59:35We have an emergency.
00:59:37It's Lily.
00:59:38She's been in a serious accident at school.
00:59:40She may not make it.
00:59:41Please tell her mother to get here to the school library ASAP.
00:59:45Hurry.
00:59:57Students, parents, faculty, it is my great honor to introduce the new school year at Harrington
01:00:04Academy with this warm, wonderful open house.
01:00:09I would have...
01:00:10Help!
01:00:11Help!
01:00:12Please!
01:00:12Where?
01:00:13Oh, here.
01:00:13Take it.
01:00:14No, take the plane.
01:00:14I'm done with this.
01:00:17Has anyone seen my daughter?
01:00:18Can anybody help me, please?
01:00:20Is she okay?
01:00:21Mam, I don't think your daughter is here.
01:00:24This is an elite institution.
01:00:26My daughter goes to this academy.
01:00:28What are you talking about?
01:00:30Wait.
01:00:31Haven't I seen you at Noah's mansion?
01:00:35You're the maid!
01:00:37You mean, your daughter is at this school?
01:00:40What's your name?
01:00:44Mom?
01:00:53Sorry.
01:00:54Sorry.
01:00:55Sorry.
01:00:57Oh my god.
01:01:05Her mother is a maid.
01:01:08She lied all along.
01:01:10Mamie, are you okay?
01:01:11Are you hurt?
01:01:11Are you alright?
01:01:12Oh, yeah, mom.
01:01:13I'm fine, but why are you here?
01:01:17Liar!
01:01:18Liar!
01:01:20Liar!
01:01:21Liar!
01:01:22Liar!
01:01:23Liar!
01:01:23Stop!
01:01:25All of you, just stop!
01:01:26There's a misunderstanding.
01:01:26This is your girl, she's a...
01:01:28No!
01:01:29No!
01:01:32No!
01:01:33Girl, she's...
01:01:34No.
01:01:35Okay, mom.
01:01:36Mom.
01:01:37Mom, we're running, okay?
01:01:45Everyone?
01:01:47This woman you see right here.
01:01:51Take a good look.
01:01:52This is my mother.
01:01:54Hey, she's not just any mother.
01:01:56So, she is the best mother in the entire world.
01:02:02She is one of the most hardworking, most loving, most self-sacrificing person you'll ever meet.
01:02:13And I'm honored to even consider her my mom.
01:02:39Lily is the most perfect girl I've ever met.
01:02:43I have to make her mine.
01:02:54I have to make her mine.
01:03:02Shhh.
01:03:11Again.
01:03:12I didn't mean to trip you, it was an accident.
01:03:16Trust me.
01:03:17It was an accident.
01:03:20I just came to find you because I was...
01:03:22Wowed.
01:03:23I thought your words are there.
01:03:25Who are you and where have you been my whole life?
01:03:28Are you trolling me?
01:03:30No.
01:03:31In all seriousness, I'm going to say a couple things.
01:03:34Yeah?
01:03:36I want to apologize for treating you so badly.
01:03:40You didn't deserve that and I'm sorry.
01:03:44And...
01:03:46And...
01:03:50I was wondering if you would go out with me.
01:03:57Wait.
01:03:58Jackson.
01:04:00I'm sorry.
01:04:01I can't.
01:04:02Because of Noah?
01:04:05Jackson.
01:04:06Please just give me a chance.
01:04:08Okay?
01:04:09Doesn't have to be right now.
01:04:11I'm a patient guy.
01:04:14You like chocolate?
01:04:16Let's go to my new machine.
01:04:18I'm a treat.
01:04:19Okay.
01:04:20But only chocolate.
01:04:21I don't have all day.
01:04:44I don't have to be right now.
01:04:52What do you want?
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:57And I wanted to stop talking to him.
01:05:00Ew.
01:05:01Like dumb.
01:05:03Jackson.
01:05:04Mm-hmm.
01:05:06You see someone's getting jealous.
01:05:09I just want you to go on with me, sir.
01:05:12Mm-hmm.
01:05:14Yeah.
01:05:17Yeah.
01:05:43We only have to go on with me.
01:06:36I heard what happened at your school's open house.
01:06:39Oh yeah, what happened?
01:06:41That shameless mother-daughter-maid duo threw a pity birdie.
01:06:47Careful, don't lie about them.
01:06:50Noah, you are being awfully nice to that lily girl.
01:06:55If I find out there's something happening between the two of you, I will ship you out of this house
01:07:00in a flash.
01:07:01And this time it won't be someplace nice like London.
01:07:04Think Russia.
01:07:10What's that?
01:07:17What?
01:07:18That.
01:07:23What have I told you about not using coasters?
01:07:32Oh, you almost beat your pants.
01:07:35Not funny.
01:07:37Bye-bye, little boy.
01:07:38Oh, hey.
01:07:40Where are you going?
01:07:44Where are you going?
01:08:06It's my first time.
01:08:08Until you say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say,
01:08:13say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say,
01:08:13say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say,
01:08:13say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say,
01:08:20say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say,
01:08:20say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say
01:08:46A homecoming?
01:08:49Yep, near my day.
01:08:59What?
01:09:01I can't go.
01:09:04What? Why?
01:09:05I just can't afford a dress.
01:09:09Nonsense.
01:09:10Here, meet me after class, room 207.
01:09:32Oh my God!
01:09:35What?
01:09:37What?
01:09:56You like it?
01:10:04That's Italian.
01:10:06What's that?
01:10:10Oh, wow.
01:10:13It's gorgeous.
01:10:16But...
01:10:17This must have cost you like tens of thousands of dollars.
01:10:22Meet me with every single parent.
01:10:26I love you.
01:10:29I love you.
01:10:31I love you.
01:10:32I love you.
01:10:44I love you.
01:10:52Not sure.
01:10:55It makes me happy.
01:10:57Are you happy?
01:10:59No!
01:11:00No!
01:11:01No!
01:11:02No!
01:11:02This can't be.
01:11:03There is absolutely zero chance my son would be interested in a homeless rag like Lily.
01:11:10But how did she afford that dress?
01:11:17I'll check Noah's bank account. That'll clear it up.
01:11:23$10,000 for that dress?
01:11:42This window? Are you all right?
01:11:47You!
01:11:50I didn't do anything.
01:11:52This is all your slut-faced charity case, Donner's fault.
01:11:59I don't know what you're saying.
01:12:00Ow! Ow! Wait, wait!
01:12:01Your daughter just made the worst mistake of your life.
01:12:10No son of mine will ever date the daughter of a maid.
01:12:18Never!
01:12:21No!
01:12:23No!
01:12:23No!
01:12:24No!
01:13:07Do you think she will leave you for the homecoming queen?
01:13:11Shut up, both of you.
01:13:14First she wants to steal my man, and now she wants to try and take my spot as homecoming queen?
01:13:19Well, girls, I guarantee you both of those things are not going to happen.
01:13:48I guarantee you both of those things are not going to happen.
01:13:55Jackson.
01:13:59Sorry, am I interrupting something here?
01:14:03I don't know, Noah.
01:14:05Just wanted to tell you.
01:14:08You were stunned.
01:14:14Don't worry about him.
01:14:17Tonight's about us.
01:14:33All right, everyone.
01:14:36It's that special time of the night.
01:14:38We're going to announce our homecoming king and queen.
01:14:45This year's homecoming king is...
01:14:54Noah Witness.
01:15:10And this year's homecoming queen is...
01:15:20And this year's homecoming queen is...
01:15:26Emma Chancellor.
01:15:33Oh, wait.
01:15:35Sorry.
01:15:37It's not Emma Chancellor.
01:15:42It's Lily Camp.
01:15:54What?
01:16:03No!
01:16:39Give me the microphone.
01:16:43Shut off the music.
01:16:44Shut it off.
01:16:45Shut it off now.
01:16:52You cheap whore.
01:16:56Do you think you can ruin my life?
01:16:59My son's life with your seductive lies and manipulation?
01:17:05Paul, stop it.
01:17:06Get out of here.
01:17:08No.
01:17:09I need everyone to know what happened here.
01:17:15This girl has stolen $10,000 from my bank account to buy this dress.
01:17:25But that's not true.
01:17:27Shut it.
01:17:30I got you a scholarship to this school.
01:17:33Your mother a job.
01:17:36A place to stay that you could only ever dream of.
01:17:41And this is how you repay me.
01:17:44This is what if I'm not just going to roll over and let you destroy me and my family?
01:17:51You are done at this school.
01:17:54I've already canceled your scholarship.
01:17:58And your mother.
01:18:03I beg you.
01:18:05Keep my mother out of it.
01:18:06It doesn't have to be fair.
01:18:07Oh, your mom's fired.
01:18:11Oh, where do you think you're going?
01:18:13I am not done with you yet.
01:18:17You still owe me one more thing.
01:18:20The dress and the shoes.
01:18:21Take them off.
01:18:25Right?
01:18:26No.
01:18:27Give it back.
01:18:423
01:18:422
01:19:31You fucking idiot!
01:19:32How could you let that happen?
01:19:42Finally, there's some justice around here.
01:19:48Hold up, hold up!
01:19:51Let go! Go!
01:19:55No, I'm not going to let you go!
01:19:56Stop! Are you blind?
01:19:59Do you not see what's going on?
01:20:02We could never be together. Ever.
01:20:06I don't want the same world.
01:20:09And it will never be like that.
01:20:11No matter what,
01:20:13would you have to bother me?
01:20:15Before I tried to get into my life,
01:20:17I was fine without you!
01:20:20You ruined everything!
01:20:48I don't want the same world.
01:20:51I don't want the same world anymore.
01:21:04No...
01:21:05No, no.
01:21:06No, no, no.
01:21:07No, no, no.
01:21:08No, no.
01:21:09No, no, no.
01:21:17No, no, no.
01:21:21If I were you, I would hang up. You wouldn't be making your father very proud now, would you?
01:21:30Think about it. You have too much to lose, Noah.
01:21:35I don't even know what you're talking about. I just lost the only thing that matters to me. And it's
01:21:40your fault.
01:22:04Relax. Hey, come in peace. Gotta get her back until we do. You two belong together.
01:22:16You ever want her back? Yeah.
01:22:30How am I going to do it? I think I know where to find her. Go on.
01:22:56Hey, sweet cheeks.
01:23:01My table's dirty.
01:23:03Why don't you come give it a little rub down for me?
01:23:16Hey!
01:23:19Looks like he misses his phone.
01:23:29God damn you look good, baby!
01:23:31You look good!
01:23:32I'm on a lap dance, baby!
01:23:34I'll give you the biggest tits you ever got!
01:23:36Let go of me!
01:23:37Vic, grab her!
01:23:41No!
01:23:41Looks like no one's around.
01:23:43We got a little sex getting all to ourselves.
01:23:44Let go of me, stop!
01:23:48Buttercoat!
01:23:52Buttercoat!
01:23:57Let go of me!
01:23:59Let go of me!
01:24:12Lockdown!
01:24:19Hey Jackson!
01:24:20How about we show this gentleman the door?
01:24:22Great idea, bro.
01:24:27Awesome!
01:24:29You're welcome!
01:24:31What?
01:24:49Thanks for helping me guys.
01:24:52Truly.
01:24:54But, uh, my boss wants me to close the diner for the day.
01:24:58Don't worry about the coffee.
01:24:59It's only possible.
01:25:00Hey, man.
01:25:05We have good news.
01:25:09What?
01:25:10You've been reinstated back in school.
01:25:16What?
01:25:17What are you talking about?
01:25:22We had a nice little chat with the principal.
01:25:25And let's just say he had a change of heart.
01:25:27Right now we'll-
01:25:37We have a lot to know.
01:25:39We have lots of athletes.
01:25:41You, taking more energy, doing this and reducing breaks.
01:25:45Isn't that right, Nora?
01:25:50But!
01:25:52But, we'll make sure you know what I tell you.
01:25:55You should be in state, Lily.
01:25:57Not for a full ride.
01:25:59What do you say?
01:26:01Huh?
01:26:02Yes!
01:26:04You mean-
01:26:05Yup.
01:26:06You're expected back in school tomorrow morning.
01:26:11Oh my god, uh, thank you.
01:26:16Noah.
01:26:36What?
01:26:37What do you think I am?
01:26:39Is this some kind of toy that you love to share?
01:26:42No.
01:26:48You two belong together.
01:26:52As for me, you can always take me as a brother.
01:26:55Always be a white mother.
01:26:58I bet you do it since tomorrow morning.
01:27:04I am so sorry, Lily.
01:27:07I was an idiot, but I promise I will defend you.
01:27:11Treat you like the princess you are.
01:27:19Noah.
01:27:21Are you ready for your big return?
01:27:23Absolutely.
01:27:26Ha ha ha.
01:27:28Ha ha ha ha.
01:27:28Ha ha ha.
01:27:39Ha ha ha.
01:27:42Ha ha ha.
01:27:43Ha ha ha ha.
01:27:45Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:27:46Ha ha ha ha.
01:27:48Ha ha ha ha.
01:27:48Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:27:50Ha ha ha.
01:27:52Ha ha ha ha.
01:27:53Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:27:59Girls, I thought this slimeball ho-bag was kicked out for good.
01:28:09You're in my way.
01:28:11Now move.
01:28:12Looks like I'm gonna have to kick your ass out of here myself.
01:28:23Looks like you're old Lily here to polish me.
01:28:26Get off of me!
01:28:30Oh my god, Lily, you're such a badass.
01:28:34Hey Lily, I'm dying to party this Friday night. You wanna come?
01:28:38Lily, I'm so sorry about Emma. She forced us to treat you like that.
01:28:45That it was all her fault?
01:28:48Please forgive us.
01:28:51We'd love to be around.
01:29:15We'd love to be around.
01:29:24We'd love to be around.
01:29:27We'd love to be around.
01:29:31We'd love to be around.
01:29:37You
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