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FULL MOVIES ENGLISH SUB (2026)
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FULL MOVIES ENGLISH SUB (2026)
#drama #cdrama #romantic #love #movie #shortdrama #showhots #2026
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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity
00:06in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:10You smell like rubber bands.
00:12What?
00:20You've heard the rumours.
00:22I do like mayonnaise.
00:23And there's no smoke without fire.
00:25What?
00:26Love Island Unseen Bits is about to lead you on a merry dance.
00:30With our collection of incredible unseen clips.
00:33Ah.
00:34It's time to walk the walk.
00:36Double O Tart.
00:37Talk Tart.
00:40Talk the talk.
00:41If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life.
00:44Oh, that's a good one.
00:45I'd probably use like the, you know, the melting face one.
00:51The time for name calling is over.
00:54Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
00:55Can you keep still please?
00:57Because we all have skin in the game.
00:59Do I wet my face?
01:00Oh my God.
01:02And we need our weekly fix off.
01:04Snogging.
01:06Cracking on.
01:08Oh.
01:10And a shower of bombshells.
01:12Fish counts as seafood.
01:14Yeah, but fish is different.
01:15And it's Love Island Unseen Men!
01:20It's Love Island Unseen Men!
01:42It's love Island Unseen Men!
01:43in one big bedroom cozy and bright the Islanders all slept through the night
01:50there were 16 happy Islanders all tucked up in a row dreaming sweet dreams as the
01:57moon cast its glow little did they know that four would be off to stay at a
02:09sleepover not that far away
02:14some of the beer you announcing on that bottle from the island they sweetly
02:20slept safe and warm unaware of the approaching storm I'm fucked now and so
02:27fucked yeah you have me do it you need to lie in that fucking days
02:35but while she was off in the land of nod Lola was dreaming something quite odd
02:42it may sound rude it may sound kinky but here is her dream about wee willy winky
02:55so we had a dream about you last night did you you're gonna hate it so after this
02:59she was like you were an advocate for small willies and your dick was it you
03:03about like the width of my finger but like not even that size it's like that she's
03:08there I need the smallest little ball back in the world like this
03:10why don't you kiss me like you used to tell me why tell me why
03:17welcome to the dream of the unseen don't shush boys shake your tush
03:25so you gotta introduce me to all your friends all your friends
03:31packed full of the finest unerred gems from the week would that be shown on unseen bits
03:36hashtag scared hashtag you can bet your life on it oh my god oh my god oh my god oh
03:41sorry
03:41there's literally stinging me can't quite with this no what is it doing go away so click your
03:47fingers can't do it if you can I can't I've just got a little jingling I can't do it tonight
03:56for
03:56some reason that's just like yeah yeah that's just looks stupid than it as we
04:01hop through our way into an hour of elegantly choreographed unseen bits
04:05and we start with the most pressing unseen club of the week that will
04:17have you increases why did they not iron it
04:24I use your sheets pressed
04:26I iron my bedsheet
04:28yeah my my I love an iron bedsheet
04:30every Saturday afternoon I iron my bed
04:32how often do you change your sheets
04:34every week yeah every week
04:35so when I go out on a Saturday night
04:37he's kind of an ick
04:38I come home
04:38no I think that's a green flag
04:40I iron with like house music on so I'm like
04:43and ironing
04:44yeah ironing
04:46it gets you going yeah it gets you ready for the evening then I go out I have my
04:49fun you do that on a Saturday evening
04:51no Saturday afternoon
04:52why not Sunday because because he's got to get in his bed when he comes back from
04:56the night out yeah so I go on my night out I come back I shower I have two
05:00Ferrero Rochers bottle of water
05:03and then I go to bed
05:07what's wrong with a Ferrero Rochers
05:08I love a Ferrero Rochers that's just so niche
05:11quite like an after right yeah but that's not really substantial enough
05:21here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that actually he's a bit of a poser
05:25oh I'm gonna embarrass myself here someone show me this move so you go like you go like
05:30war the warrior thing there right yeah and then this hand comes under there
05:35and you got to link your hand right link your hands step this one in
05:40fucking how and lift that one up
05:42how did you do that
05:43so you go in there you go into a warrior position there yeah right so put your left
05:50left arm through your legs oh and then bring you bring your right hand around
05:53and grab them no I've not got this
05:56no other way so put your left how the fucking you connect them
06:00oh yeah put your left arm through there and like bring it like right up right
06:03around the back of your ass yeah and then grab it with your right hand yeah
06:06then step step your right leg in
06:08I thought I'm doing it right and then what the fuck
06:10like this right and then like that
06:12how are you doing how are you getting the arm connection
06:15like like that so bring it on that way oh okay yeah yeah and then yeah
06:22there's another one you can do where you go like where you go like that what the
06:25fuck is she doing
06:26look at this what the fuck is that that's a different one how the fuck she do that
06:30yeah oh can you do that one fit where you just do the same but
06:34what the fuck no this is a given face plant that's mental yeah i'm just gonna go
06:37no you don't do that angel we can't have your nose broken we can't get it get bigger
06:41yeah this girl here honestly forget yoga with tommy it's lola who makes you feel the burn
07:04it's been said that ellie has bagged herself the best connection in the villa
07:07so push your lips for a clutch of comments showing how toots bag emoch fans have been on socials
07:17love it lipstick and perfume to hands iconic face with heart emoji face with heart emoji
07:26i love elena and mag so cute loudly crying face emoji
07:32it's a scottish thing we take our bags everywhere winky face with tongue emoji
07:41what's in the bag we'd need a revealing face with monocle emoji starstruck emoji
07:54this is my thing no matter where i'm going right i'll always have my mini lv with me
07:59always mess yeah but i put everything in my hand i've got so much in my handbags at home
08:04but i have only i only use what i take it to the gym i take it to somebody to
08:08take it to work inside
08:09my big work bag i've got my mini handbag because it has everything and it has my lip line it
08:13has my
08:13purse that's my idea yeah but i have that like everyone's like and the girls in office they're
08:18like why the do you have two handbags and i'm like because that's my work handbag and that's my
08:23always handbag
08:29well here on unseen best we have a world exclusive of who was in ellie's bag let's begin obviously
08:38got to have your hair clip for when you're putting your hair out when you're by the beach when
08:43you're just it's getting in your face we love a hair clip and this was a little flower one okay
08:49then lip balm for when the lips are nice and moisturized we have my lip combo staple in the
08:57handbag but there's a lot more in here and it's really getting heavy first two lemons next
09:05we have a whisk just in case we need to stir some stuff up let's see cowboy hat right
09:14a yoga mat
09:19we have my plant i just love my plant well it's all fair and well me showing you what's in
09:27the bag good luck to me trying to get it back in that because you see inside it's a bit
09:34of a
09:34tight squeeze but we're going to give that a good girl another cracking clip in the bag
09:48the love island villa may be a wi-fi free zone but lorenzo and tommy have found a way of
09:53getting
09:53on the net and having a text chat if i had to use one emoji for the rest of my
09:57life oh that's a good
09:59one i'd probably use like the you know the melting face one like on the side like
10:04it's just like melted because i feel like it could be used for so many things it could be like
10:09i'm pissed you know i'm drunk yeah i'm fed up do you know the emoji words this type the final
10:16thing
10:16it's got the it's got the tongue out to the side it's just like a little out idea
10:26somebody takes all the girls then is that how you make them fall in love with you
10:28do you know when you see like just get the tongue out stupid little remark and then you send her
10:34it's quite funny isn't it and it's just like it has a little bit of character that comes in
10:38because sometimes it's hard to like you know when i'm texting something like i feel almost feel
10:43like i need them to see my face and that's your face and that's like that's the closest thing to
10:48your face that one's so diverse in it it's like you could imagine you're saying i'll put the late
10:54dinner so we can go from dinner straight into drinks see where the night goes after then give it a
10:58little
10:58it's a good cheeky little little one i like it little one of them after yeah yeah yeah do it
11:04again
11:05your tongue you gotta sit the tongue out i can't see it oh do you know what's a good one
11:14as well for
11:14you the the uh the monkey with the hands over the eyes oh someone's doing something wrong oh no
11:20do you know your speech yeah after your speech like if you if you send a link to your speeches
11:27oh to your mom or dad you you'd followed up with that no i know the one you know where
11:32it's just
11:32like the the the mouth and the eyes is just like there's just nothing there because you've like
11:38made too many mistakes you're both flat yeah it's just a line yeah it's just like because i
11:44fucked up again so yeah that would probably be my emoji that's so good isn't it so so if me
11:49and you
11:49if me and you were next to each other a message you'd just be and i'd be yeah let's do
11:54it now
12:03this week myself and the unseen best producers i've had a bit of downtime so we went snorkeling
12:09and what beauty we came across in this scene i couldn't these two on their paddleboard date
12:15sup guys it's like i'm proposing to your ankle this is what i wanted so lola we may get on
12:21really
12:22well and i just think it's time we tied a knot on your ankle and here are the bits of
12:26lola and sean's
12:27date you didn't get to see there we are we just couldn't kelp ourselves um how would you get us
12:34on
12:34your ankle man i just already got right i'm already getting better at this than you do you want to
12:45get you i'm not having a good day this is the worst first day ever
12:53okay don't try it now how do i turn around
12:55don't turn around to you don't turn around oh my god no babe wait wait wait the stick's gone no
13:01i can't
13:01no no you can't no i can't you can't
13:04oh dear i think we might be getting a little too close
13:15Is there fishes?
13:16Do you say fishes?
13:17Yeah, fishes.
13:18It's fish.
13:19No, no, because there's more than one fish.
13:20The plural of fish is fish.
13:22Do you actually not know that?
13:23No, no, fishes.
13:25It's fish.
13:26Okay, let's go.
13:27Let's go.
13:28We're still telling them we had tapas, though.
13:30Yeah, 100%.
13:31Nice day, but even if it doesn't work out, there's plenty more fishes in the sea.
13:35Oh, dear.
13:47I'm glad you could join me today.
13:50I thought we'd paint a great big almighty mountain.
13:53I think you'll really enjoy this one.
13:56So, come on, everybody.
13:57Bring out your paintbrushes and let's get going.
14:01Put your lips together.
14:03That's not how I do it, but okay.
14:04How would you normally do it?
14:05I can just go like...
14:06I feel like Van Gogh.
14:10I do?
14:12He's doing his painting right now.
14:22Welcome to the joy of painting with Tommy.
14:29Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
14:31Can you keep still, please?
14:32I'm going to do the outline, like, you know, like, them colouring books when you're a kid.
14:35Yeah, you're not really meant to do the outline, all the glasses, okay?
14:40Beautiful.
14:43Look at the canvas for your work.
14:46Oh, I've got to be on the top now.
14:49Wait there, I'll get up.
14:51No, you're okay.
14:52I can feel you're going too far.
14:53That's beautiful, though.
14:55Yeah?
14:56Not sure what you'd fetch in auction, Ellie, but that clip was priceless.
15:07Murphy's law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, so with a pair of Murphy brothers in
15:12the villa, something is bound to go wrong soon.
15:14It's just a matter of waiting.
15:22It's just a matter of waiting.
15:22Yeah, there's nothing...
15:25There's nothing you can do at the minute, is there?
15:26Well, luckily we have run out of time, so we'll have to come back after the break to find out...
15:31Ooh, I've been next!
15:48It's Love Island Unseen Bits, baby!
15:52So enough with the poses, we need to crack on.
15:56Ready, set, go!
16:02We've kicked our way through the drama to find all the shocking moments that were missed.
16:07Like that, don't you?
16:08Such as two islanders making an unexpected pass at each other.
16:14Sorry, sorry, sorry.
16:15Morning's going to melt!
16:16Sorry!
16:17And a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob.
16:21Ooh!
16:23This is a great service.
16:28So look no further, we're your one-stop-shop for exclusive hot-tongue action.
16:33It's not really hot!
16:37Ermo me in the face, man.
16:39It's Love Island Slightly Burned Bits.
16:43Earlier we saw a club of Kavan and Aiden sitting in silence, but remember, silence can be deadly.
16:48Well, here's...
16:49Ooh, I've been next!
16:58Bro, that fucking stinks.
17:00Sorry, man.
17:01Is that you?
17:02You just farted?
17:03Mate, that stinks.
17:06What's wrong with you?
17:07You're on national TV.
17:09Mate, it's so bad.
17:11Shut up.
17:11But he was fine, mate.
17:13It's television, not smelly-vision.
17:15But we can't have dead air on this show,
17:17otherwise, the Love Island boss is the man we fill it with silly fart sounds.
17:21So come on, quick, say something funny.
17:31I did warn you.
17:38Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name.
17:41I'm sure Lola has some ideas.
17:44But I also like my favourite...
17:45I like when people first name, last name people.
17:47I guess the posh boy thing, you know, they're like...
17:50Rufus, Alistair or something.
17:51Do you know what I mean?
17:52I like that.
17:53Rufus?
17:53I think I'll call one my kids, Romeo.
17:55Oh, meow.
17:56Like the Beckhams?
17:57Romeo Murphy.
17:58I'm calling my son, Junior.
18:00Sam Roth, Junior, SJ.
18:02That's cute.
18:03I might just call, yeah, just call him my name,
18:05but just add Junior in the end.
18:06AJ.
18:07AJ.
18:08AJ.
18:09AJ.
18:10Aiden Junior.
18:12That's a great name, AJ.
18:14AJ Murphy.
18:15How would you spell it, though?
18:16For A-Y-E-J-A-Y.
18:19A-J.
18:20No.
18:21Stop talking.
18:21No, darling.
18:22That's crazy.
18:23No.
18:24This is when I say you're from Essie.
18:26No, because how...
18:27AJ, how can you have, like, a two-letter name?
18:29No, it's not because...
18:30Aiden Junior.
18:32So it's A-J.
18:33Nickname.
18:33It's just the nickname.
18:34AJ.
18:34That's not his name, is it?
18:35No, I know, I know his nickname's AJ,
18:36but then why would you start throwing letters into AJ
18:38when it's literally just his initials?
18:39Well, because you said his name's going to be AJ,
18:41but his name's not his...
18:42Well, that's what everyone will call him.
18:43Aiden Junior.
18:43His name's Aiden Junior.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Everyone's going to call him AJ.
18:46Yeah.
18:46Yeah.
18:46No, it wouldn't be Aiden Murphy Junior.
18:48So, on the birth certificate, you're not going to go A-Y-J.
18:51No, Aiden Junior Murphy.
18:53Aiden Junior Murphy.
18:55Yeah, I know it's a bit backwards, but it sounds better,
18:57because you can say AJ.
18:58AJ.
18:59AJ.
19:00Oh, thanks, guys.
19:01You just named my first kid.
19:03I didn't think about calling my kid Chevrolet now, as well.
19:05So, it's...
19:06Chevy!
19:08I want to call my kid Spurs.
19:10That might explain how my best mate Sheffield Wednesday
19:13Volkswagen Beetle got his name.
19:23The mountains of New Yorker share a lot in common
19:25with the Highlands of Scotland.
19:27For one, they are both famous for their flings.
19:30So, your foot's here, you point it out,
19:32and you just go back, front, back, front, around your knee.
19:35Yeah.
19:36So, you just basically do it with a jump.
19:38Oh.
19:38OK.
19:40So...
19:41What the...?
19:42And it...
19:44So, a lot of jumping.
19:45So, how do you get to this?
19:45It's all jumping.
19:46It's so good.
19:47So, lad, yeah, this is calorie deficit right here.
19:51For jumping.
19:52Then there was...
19:52There was, like, em...
19:53Basically, there's swords crossed like this on the ground,
19:56and you need to jump over them.
19:58That was basically it!
19:59Lana's falling in the swords.
20:01Your hands...
20:01Your hands need to be glued here.
20:03Your hands need to be glued on your face.
20:05They're actually good.
20:05And you're actually just...
20:07That's so cute!
20:08I know!
20:09And then you're doing that over the sword.
20:11You need to jump back over the other side of the sword.
20:13OK.
20:14And then when you go down in a circle,
20:16you need to go right behind the sword.
20:17What if I just did this?
20:19Yeah, that'll work.
20:20Yeah, that'll work.
20:21Yeah, fuck it.
20:31Earlier in the week, Lorenzo and Yaz lipsed on the terrace,
20:34but were they moving in the right direction?
20:37Can we try the other way?
20:38Yeah, go on then.
20:39What, me this way?
20:40Yeah, what way do you normally go?
20:42I normally go that way.
20:44I'll try.
20:46It may be called French kissing,
20:48but snogging is not like driving in Europe, Lorenzo.
20:51You don't have to do it on the other side.
20:53Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice
20:56before he retakes his snogging theory test.
20:59Remember, just pick one side and stick with it.
21:01Don't go...
21:02Let's change this side.
21:03It's always this side.
21:04You're going that way.
21:05I go in the other way.
21:06I am left-handed, but I go this way.
21:08You're left-handed.
21:09I'm right-handed, I go left.
21:10I'm left-handed, I go right.
21:11Because I feel it's easier to put your right hand up on the face then.
21:14Yes, then I get my left hand.
21:15Ah, yes.
21:15What about you, Simba?
21:17I go right.
21:17You go right, yeah.
21:18You're right all the way?
21:19Yeah, I go...
21:21Yeah, right, yeah.
21:22Look, he has to put the tongue out.
21:24What way do you go?
21:25How do you go?
21:25Yeah, that's what I do.
21:27No, I like this way and then that way.
21:30But when it's intense, I'll go to the left.
21:32Oh.
21:33What, is that like turbo mode?
21:35Yeah, turbo.
21:36Switch up more than...
21:36Sport mode plus.
21:37Sport mode, he's here and then he's like,
21:39OK, we need to go up a few gears, let's go this way.
21:40Right, we're shifting gears.
21:41Yeah.
21:43Basically, Lorenzo, state of neutral, no tailgating and at all costs, do not pump the gas.
21:53This next unseen clip will give a flavour of what's really going on in the villa.
21:57All the boys are hot.
21:59So, all the girls.
22:00All the flavours.
22:01There's a lot of gorgeous people in here, huh?
22:03All the flavours.
22:04Yeah, all the flavours, that is true.
22:07There actually are all the flavours.
22:09Who's strawberry?
22:11Is he vanilla?
22:13No, I was going to say he's strawberry.
22:15Strawberry.
22:16I said you don't know the story.
22:18Fruity.
22:19Where did strawberry come from?
22:21What's Kav?
22:22He's like a bourbon vanilla.
22:24He's like...
22:24No, I'm vanilla.
22:25I'm like a...
22:25No, he's dolce de leche.
22:28Dolce de leche.
22:29What's that?
22:29Si.
22:31The sweet milk one.
22:32The sweet milk.
22:33So you're not white, white, you're like...
22:35Yeah, you're like sweet, you're spicy white.
22:36Yeah.
22:36What, are we talking about in the bedroom here?
22:38Just your vibe.
22:39Just in general.
22:39You're not like...
22:40You're the coffee tiramisu.
22:42Mmm.
22:43I love tiramisu as well.
22:44Up to you.
22:44What am I?
22:46You're caramel.
22:47Period.
22:48Ellie's like Iron Brew.
22:50You're losing me, guys.
22:51It's Italy.
22:52What are we talking here?
22:53Just like vibes.
22:54What's Aiden then?
22:55Vibes.
22:55So we're not talking in the bedroom?
22:56No, Aiden's like...
22:58There's too many vanilla.
22:59Vanilla.
23:00He's like a classic.
23:01Oh no, he's like...
23:02You know the bubblegum flavour.
23:05A bit of fun?
23:06Yeah.
23:06Yeah, I hear that.
23:07Bubblegum.
23:08What's Fitzy?
23:09Fitzy's all reliable.
23:12I just got us all the same.
23:13Thank you, love.
23:14Cheers, Ellie.
23:15Strawberry twist.
23:16Do you know what?
23:16Thanks.
23:17No strawberry twist for me.
23:19I'm more of a Mr Whippy Man myself.
23:27Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym.
23:30They're supposed to be doing pull-downs or pull-ups.
23:33But there's time then to put-downs.
23:35Lorenzo, you've got like a high-jumper build.
23:37I don't know what that means.
23:38You've got like a...
23:39Like...
23:40The build of an athlete that's good at jumping.
23:42That's what I'm trying to say.
23:43What does that look like?
23:45No, but...
23:45For fuck's sakes, bro.
23:47When I look at you, I just think, yeah, like pole vault, high jumps.
23:50You know?
23:51The jumping...
23:51The jumping ones.
23:54God, give us a little jump over here.
23:55Jump over his arm.
23:56No.
23:56Go jump over his arm.
23:57No, I'm not a good runner or jumper.
23:59I'll give it a go first.
24:00I can't even remember what a pole vault does.
24:04Yes!
24:06Well, where's my pole?
24:08No, no pole.
24:09It's one of these.
24:10You have to get the knees out.
24:11I need my pole.
24:14Yes!
24:17It nearly went over!
24:20Yeah, maybe not.
24:22Maybe not a high jump.
24:24Have confidence in yourself, Lorenzo.
24:26You are stretchier than you think.
24:29You smell like rubber bands.
24:32What?
24:33You smell like rubber bands.
24:36It's this summer's hottest new fragrance.
24:40Eau de Lorenzo with notes of passion fruit, battery acid and burnt rubber.
24:49I didn't get the passion fruit from it.
24:52I'll let them know.
24:53Yeah, let them know.
24:55Maybe they can tweak their ingredients.
24:57Mmm.
24:59Eau de Lorenzo is significantly proven to last at least twice as long as other scents.
25:05You still smell like rubber bands.
25:07Can you not say that?
25:09I'm sorry, you do.
25:10It's not rubber bands.
25:11Everyone's going to be thinking that you smell weird.
25:13Yeah, can you fuck off?
25:16Eau de Lorenzo guarantees to get the girls sniffing around.
25:22It's like your arms.
25:25What?
25:26It is.
25:26You're going to have like a new aftershave like sponsorship after this.
25:30Eau de Lorenzo.
25:32Keep your emotions in a bottle.
25:36Eau de Lorenzo.
26:04I could show you a few of my moves.
26:06Show how I flow around on the mat a little bit.
26:09So, yeah, let's get into it.
26:10Welcome back to Love Island on Z-Mats,
26:13where Jordi, Yogi, Tommy has turned the beach hut into a wellness studio.
26:19The shoulders have got to be back, they've got to be dropped.
26:21Feel it in your core, feel the stretch.
26:27Come on, everyone, shake those chakras.
26:29It's giving banana in my jaw.
26:31I've got absolutely fuck all to shake, but it's still moot.
26:35It goes, all you hear is...
26:38That's my bones.
26:39I said chakras, Ellie.
26:42We have lots of food for thoughts.
26:44I think I put Mabes on to something.
26:46No, he definitely didn't.
26:47Ketchup sandwich.
26:48Did you just have plain bread with ketchup?
26:50Yeah, two pieces of bread, ketchup.
26:52I don't even like ketchup.
26:54As we offer up clips so unseen,
26:56they will literally have you rolling on the floor in laughter.
26:59You just pull your body over.
27:01You can actually hear my butt crack in there.
27:06And seeing stars.
27:08Ah, fuck.
27:11Ah, fucking nasty.
27:14Brace yourselves for a finely balanced selection of unseen bits
27:17that flip the world as you know it on its head.
27:21Boom.
27:21Thanks, Tommy.
27:23Namaste.
27:33Let's move to another unseen clip.
27:36And everyone was walking the line like model islanders.
27:40I'm trying to learn the model walk.
27:42Shoulders back.
27:43Shoulders back, innit?
27:44It's just a little bit of a swear, though.
27:47Hey, that's too much.
27:48Is that too high?
27:50Do you want another demo coming down here?
27:51Go on, let me and you do it.
27:52Come on.
27:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:53Yeah, and it's just a little nonchalant.
27:55Never eye contact with anybody ready.
28:02No, hey, we're bobbing too much.
28:04That's too quick.
28:05That's too quick.
28:06Nah, that's the pace.
28:07Normally for a runway, that's the pace, innit?
28:09What, is there a beat?
28:10Is there?
28:10There's just like some...
28:11Yeah, there's a bit to it, yeah.
28:12Boom, boom, boom.
28:13It's hard, innit?
28:14Do you reckon you could, like, do the modelling?
28:16Do you want to do it more of me?
28:18Now I've got my new fit on.
28:19I want to do one after.
28:22Right from here.
28:22Yeah, we'll go from this line here.
28:24No eye contact, just a little bob.
28:27I do need a bit of advice before I go into this, though, bro.
28:30What do I do?
28:31How do I approach it, like?
28:32Ready?
28:36Click, make the one way.
28:39What are the boys doing?
28:48Yes, come.
28:49Come, come, come do it with me.
28:51Do you need in between the both of them?
28:52Like, he moves too much, he moves too little.
28:54Right, hold on.
28:55Go on.
28:55Three, two, one, go!
29:06Oh, my God, they're actually divas.
29:20Here's a top-secret, highly confidential, unseen training video from the LIA, the Love
29:24Island Army.
29:25It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance of bombshells before active
29:29engagement.
29:31Is it everyone here?
29:32If the two bombshell girls come in, everyone here is open to get to know them.
29:35Exactly, yeah, 100%.
29:36Bare from me.
29:37Apart from 50.
29:37Well, I'll get to know them from the point of view of finding out who they fancy.
29:40I'll be the man on the inside.
29:42You can wingman.
29:42I'll wingman you.
29:43Yeah, see?
29:45We call him every now and then.
29:46He's not there every night.
29:47He's not on the front lane with us all the time, but every now and then.
29:49When the general needs him, I'll call him up.
29:51He deals with our inside information.
29:53Fine.
29:54He's SAS commander.
29:55That is my position.
29:57Double O-Tart.
29:58I'm whatever you need me to be.
29:59Double O-Tart.
30:00Can we just go around quickly so I know where we all stand here?
30:03I'm captain.
30:04I'm private.
30:05No, I'm lieutenant.
30:06You're lieutenant.
30:07You're general.
30:08SAS.
30:09SAS.
30:09Cadet.
30:10Just to clarify, who's number one?
30:11Yeah.
30:12I'm SAS, so I can float on a boat wherever I'm at.
30:14I don't really have a rank.
30:15A Medal of Honor is a wash bag.
30:17The general's got how many wash bags?
30:18Have you got four?
30:18I've got four.
30:19He's got four wash bags.
30:21I've got two big wash bags.
30:22I've only got one wash bag.
30:24Have you got three?
30:24I've got three.
30:25It all works then, yeah.
30:27Go on, Aidan, then.
30:27Give us a rundown.
30:28What's the process is?
30:30No, no, no.
30:30Yeah, there's not that.
30:31Well, cadet's not going.
30:32Who told you to speak?
30:33Slow down.
30:34Slow down, cadet.
30:35Chill out.
30:36I can say that as well.
30:37Yeah, he can say that.
30:37Slow the fuck down.
30:40All right, now watch.
30:42Good debrief.
30:43Everyone's in a good position.
30:44Do you want to lead us, general?
30:45Three, two, one.
30:47Top task.
30:50Oh, oh, oh.
30:51Oh, I know.
30:54How hot is that?
30:55Sorry to pull rank, lads,
30:56but the onwards march of unseen bets continues.
31:06The Islanders received a text this week.
31:08Kevin, Simba, Mika, and Yasmin,
31:13four bombshells want to meet you for a sleepover.
31:17A car is waiting for you outside.
31:20Pack your bags and leave the villa immediately.
31:23And jeepers creepers, before they knew it,
31:26they were rushing off to the sleepover
31:27as fast as possible to rush when you're filming in slow-mo.
31:31Truth is, they took so long to get here
31:34that the grass had grown up around
31:36and they found our magnificent four bombshells.
31:38Tina,
31:40Finley,
31:42Hallie,
31:44Cheddy,
31:45and they had to walk all the way from Palma Airport
31:49through the Mayorkan countryside,
31:51which in cork wedges is no mean feed.
31:56But there was definitely some kind of buzz about them.
32:00Or on them.
32:02Come on, chop chop,
32:04you're going to be late walking at that pace.
32:07And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover
32:10they just kept doing everything in slow-mo.
32:13But once the islanders finally arrived,
32:15it was full speed ahead.
32:16What's your favourite food?
32:18Do you like a bit of sea bass in there?
32:19You're not into fish?
32:19No.
32:20I like fish,
32:21but I don't like seafood.
32:24You like fish?
32:25Yeah, but...
32:25Oh, you like fish,
32:27but you don't eat the fish?
32:28No, I like fish.
32:29What are you going on about?
32:31Um, I study public relations.
32:33Do you know what...
32:34That's PR.
32:36I don't know what that is.
32:36You don't know what that is?
32:37Yeah, I don't know what that is.
32:38I like fish,
32:39but I don't like seafood.
32:41What's the difference?
32:43Like seafood's like prawns and that.
32:47What?
32:48What?
32:49Fish counts as seafood.
32:51Yeah, but fish is different.
32:53So what fish do you like?
32:54Like just fish?
32:55I've got like a foot stitch, man.
32:57Oh, my God.
32:58Oh, fuck.
32:59It's like crap.
33:01Sorry, guys.
33:01It's OK.
33:03I do love a foot tattoo, you know?
33:04Do you?
33:04I do love like a foot ankle tattoo.
33:06I do like...
33:07You've got a nice feet.
33:08That's one of the first things I saw.
33:09Really?
33:09OK, do you want to know a secret?
33:11What, what's that?
33:11I have two toes joined together.
33:13You're lying.
33:15I swear to you.
33:18I've got some of my hair.
33:19What?
33:20I've got some of my hair.
33:21No, I'm just looking at you.
33:22Look.
33:23Oh, OK.
33:24That's not that bad.
33:25I think they look cute.
33:26Oh, OK.
33:26That's cute.
33:27That's all right.
33:27They look better than normal feet, I think.
33:29I thought you meant like they're just together.
33:31Oh, no, no, no.
33:31All the way.
33:32Do you know what I'm saying?
33:35So, I used to speak better Welsh than English until I was 16.
33:39Can you teach me a word?
33:40Yeah, I can say like, um, I love you.
33:42Like little words.
33:43But I think if I sat there and almost sit somewhere...
33:45Please don't say that to me.
33:47Are you laughing?
33:49I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
33:52I'd still eat it.
33:53But I don't like it.
33:54Which one's named Riley?
33:55Riley.
33:56Oh, that's crazy.
33:57What is it?
33:58Finn.
33:59Oh, Finn.
34:00Where do I get Riley from?
34:01So you're a Riley.
34:02I've never been with a Finley before.
34:04You were the Finn, though?
34:05Finn.
34:06Finn.
34:06I've never been with a Finn either.
34:08What would be your ideal date?
34:10I'd want to do something fun.
34:12Would you?
34:12Like skydiving.
34:14Should we do it?
34:14Do it for our first date?
34:15What are we doing, base?
34:16Yeah, let's go skydiving.
34:17I think that would be my ideal date.
34:18It's not very much, like...
34:19To do.
34:20Talking-wise, though, do you know what I mean?
34:22True.
34:22Imagine how we get to know each other as we're flying down the air.
34:25On the first date?
34:26Yeah.
34:26I never thought of it like that.
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36:06The party's in full swing on Love Island Unseen bit, so strap on your heels and strut your stuff.
36:12Are you ready?
36:17Will Paris get me in Paris?
36:20We're working our way back through the last days of PhilAction to bring you everything that went unseen.
36:25Like this big pink wall.
36:27Oh, fucking hell, he left behind the wall.
36:30We're here to mop up all the steamy moments that you didn't get to see.
36:34What?
36:35So relax because we have some cracking clips on the way.
36:40Oh, strike a pose.
36:45It's the final part of Love Island Unseen bit.
36:54Earlier we saw the boys enrolling themselves into their Top Tarts army and here is the secret skincare routine that
37:00gets the Top Tarts tarted up.
37:05It's like a sponsored silence, isn't it?
37:08We're focusing, Tommy.
37:10Let's see if you know the next step.
37:12See if I know the next step.
37:13If you know the next step, this is huge.
37:14Toner.
37:17Technically, you're not wrong.
37:20Just not right.
37:21So do I, do I wet my face?
37:24Yeah.
37:25What, before this?
37:26Yeah.
37:26Okay.
37:27Do you not have to put the toner on?
37:29I've done one already.
37:30What, I did?
37:31I've started earlier.
37:32Look at him go.
37:33Look at the lip balm.
37:34That's not lip balm.
37:35It's lip oil.
37:36Lip oil.
37:37Then you put this on, don't you?
37:39Yeah.
37:40This is the next one.
37:41I don't know what step you are.
37:42Yeah, that's the toner.
37:43Yeah, that's the toner.
37:44That goes next.
37:45Why all three fingers?
37:46You've done four fingers?
37:47I don't even know what I'm doing.
37:48Right, quick, rub it in, throw it drys.
37:50Oh my God.
37:52We're done with this one, yeah?
37:53Yeah.
37:53I know we're going to go for the eyes.
37:55Yes.
37:57This is insane.
37:58That's too much.
37:59That's too much now.
38:00What the hell is it?
38:01She's taking the fucking piss.
38:02Sorry.
38:02I'm sorry, guys.
38:03Respect the product.
38:05I'm new to this.
38:05Everyone's getting mad.
38:06I'm sorry, man.
38:07No, we're going right under.
38:09Oh, sorry.
38:10Right under the eyes.
38:12I forget him.
38:13General, if I may, we're ready for lymphatic drainage.
38:17They're not ready for that yet.
38:18Fucking newbies.
38:20You're getting demoted after this performance, man.
38:23I get demoted.
38:24You've been embarrassed yourself.
38:24You're not going down with me, man.
38:26You've been embarrassed yourself.
38:27I can't get any lower.
38:28Just a little bit.
38:28Just a little bit.
38:29You've got to open the nose, sir.
38:31Right then, boys, we all finish with a little spritz.
38:34Yes.
38:36What's up?
38:37Are you?
38:37Private one.
38:40Thank you, sir.
38:40That's it.
38:41I love you, sir.
38:42Who does the generals?
38:43The general's doing all the work.
38:45No, he looks after his workers.
38:47That was a little treat for you guys.
38:49Well done.
38:50Yeah.
38:51Well done.
38:52Pleasure doing business.
38:53Well done.
38:54Skin care for me involves my mum spitting on the cord of a hand cane, rubbing it on my face.
38:58It's tricky when I'm working away, though.
39:00So she posts me tubs of saliva so I can do it myself.
39:05Fall out, boys.
39:10That's too funny.
39:12That's too funny.
39:20This next unseen bit proves why you should never leave your phone lying around.
39:26Is Lorenzo's phony?
39:29Oh, Lorenzo's...
39:30He's so fucking...
39:35It's me!
39:37Why does he do this?
39:39See if it's anyone else.
39:40I'd battle him.
39:40See if it's Lorenzo.
39:41It's fine.
39:42Oh, cute girl.
39:44Oh, I love him.
39:45So fucking cute.
39:46Is there a reason why it looks like it's in the Berlin dancing?
39:51Literally.
39:52No, no, no.
39:56Is there a reason?
39:57That's why he got so many photos.
40:02Did he get photos of you?
40:05I can't even breathe around this guy.
40:08No, this one is fucking funny.
40:11They need to leave immediately.
40:13Really?
40:15Feels like he's going to make so many WhatsApp stickers of me, I thought, for fuck's sake.
40:20Oh, my God.
40:22His phone does need to be confiscated.
40:24Like, I can't even just be sat there.
40:31I looked him on it.
40:32Do you actually do?
40:34Is this a fucking dog?
40:37No.
40:37His phone is deleted.
40:39No.
40:39I can't wait to show him that.
40:41That is the best thing.
40:47Yasmin, do you want to fall out?
40:50Give me that phone immediately.
40:52She can't wait to show him.
40:54He's going to be so proud of me.
40:56Nowhere safe.
40:58That is one serious photo dump, girls.
41:00But not as serious as the dumping of Namibian Sam.
41:03So, the boy I would like to steal is Tommy.
41:07So, the girl I would like to steal is...
41:10Ellie.
41:11The girl I would like to steal is...
41:13Mika.
41:13So, the boy I would like to steal is...
41:16Aiden.
41:17Salmon and my beer.
41:18You are now single and therefore dumped from the island.
41:20At least we have some pictures to remember you by.
41:23Oh, wait.
41:24Maybe not those ones.
41:35It's time for Beach a Bonanza!
41:41Beach a Bonanza!
41:43Woo!
41:44Yay!
41:46I asked the islanders what their cheesiest DMs were.
41:50Oh, I've received so many, so many weird, weird, weird, weird DMs in my life.
41:56Oh, I know you're a teacher.
41:57I bet you could teach me a thing or two in bed.
41:59Just like...
41:59That wasn't cringy.
42:00I actually liked that one to be honest.
42:02Someone messaged me saying,
42:03Can I call you Jasmine without the jazz?
42:07So, can I call you mine?
42:10Which is quite good.
42:12And if he was hot, I would have replied.
42:14Something crazy, like, are you a controller?
42:17Dot, dot, dot.
42:18Because I'm not trying to play you.
42:20And then sent, like, a controller emoji.
42:23A girl sent a picture of a dog.
42:25Sorry, my dog went missing.
42:27Thank you for finding him.
42:29So, I DMed this girl and I sent her an emoji of a football.
42:33And then a fence.
42:35And I said, sorry, I keep my board over my fence.
42:38But whilst I'm here, how are you?
42:40Oh, I was young.
42:42I get a lot of, can I ask you a question?
42:45And I'm like, no, you can't.
42:47The only way I can describe it is, like, a Bible verse
42:50that he had made up himself.
42:52And it was the most raunchiest thing
42:54and cringiest thing I'd ever seen in my life.
42:58I actually can't even say half of the stuff that was in it.
43:00Very ballsy, to be honest.
43:02Are you from Tennessee?
43:04Because you're the only ten I see.
43:06And I was like, you need to get original.
43:08Don't ever say that ways.
43:10I have DMed celebrities before.
43:13You just think, oh, do you know what?
43:15I'll shoot my shot.
43:16And then you wake up in the morning and you think,
43:17well, it's an absolute embarrassment.
43:19I'd just be telling them they're shaped like a wine glass,
43:21which is a good thing.
43:22And they all take it like a good thing.
43:23No one's ever taken it as a bad thing.
43:24I sent a boy a message and it said,
43:27if you feel something weird, don't fight it.
43:30I'm just manifesting you.
43:32That's so cringy, isn't it?
43:33Did I get a reply back? No.
43:36We've all had a guy ask for feet pics.
43:39Might have been there, done it, who knows?
43:41Well, she requested that I should send her some pictures of my feet.
43:44I don't know why.
43:45My feet, they're not in the best of Nick, you know what I mean?
43:48I've had some pretty weird requests in my day.
43:50I've had a few people kind of message me for some old pairs of socks.
43:54What actually goes through these people's heads?
43:56I did definitely have someone message me.
43:58I can't remember the exact wording.
43:59But it was something about mayonnaise.
44:01And it, like, started this discussion about mayonnaise,
44:03which was, like, weirdly engaging,
44:05because it's definitely better than, like, a hey kiss
44:07or something crap like that.
44:09But I do like mayonnaise, so it did weirdly work.
44:15Come back next time for some more...
44:18Major Bonanza!
44:22I think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip
44:25if the boys can get round to it.
44:27No, go round, go round.
44:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:32We could get a good thing going here, you know.
44:37The commander's taking us for a walk.
44:43What are you doing?
44:45We're walking round the garden.
44:46We're eating Oreos and burning them off.
44:48Sorry to pull rank, lads,
44:49but I'm under strict orders to sign out.
44:52Our time is up.
44:53Until next time,
44:54Aubrey and out.
44:55Bye-bye!
44:57Bye!
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