00:12let go of the president hand over the nuclear codes or i stick this down your
00:19hey who's hungry for some fried calamari
00:26it's commander z leader of the zenrith league
00:33sup how's your grandpa doing amelia the last time i saved him
00:37shoot him
00:59let's get this over with i have a thing later
01:25don't
01:30don't worry buddy i know a really good taylor
01:39you've done it again commander z it took the fbi five years fighting these alien terrorists
01:45but it only took you five months undercover to find them and just five minutes to take
01:51him out told you i have a thing later sir please let me honor you with a public announcement
01:56whoa sir with all due respect i just want to live my life
02:17as a normal high school senior
02:19sir your tux
02:23fuck
02:25fuck i'm gonna be late for our date ivy's gonna be real mad and your flowers
02:32thanks alphonse but i'm gonna need more than this help me get her a good apology present
02:36something something fancy okay another gift but you just secretly got her into zenith
03:11whoa
03:13superhero for me
03:13oh good because i don't have time to chit chat with nerds you can run along to your girlfriend
03:18while i go save the president
03:19don't sweat it i i already took care of the alien
03:22wait took care of the alien you name zeno
03:29that's the next wave of enemies
03:30wait i should tell you there's only one way to kill them
03:33who do you think i am i'm cat girl bird's natural predator
03:35not those guys their feathered coats are made of a special metal
03:38it's impenetrable go for the inside of their beaks
03:41and how would you know what whatever who is he to tell me how to fight
03:53phew made it right on time
03:58why is there a party here ivy hey anyone seen ivy
04:06ivy i brought you flowers for our dating anniversary and
04:10i'm glad you made it zeno this is my breakup party because i'm dumping you
04:16breaking up we just hit our two you missed the entire half of the school year
04:20i know you're bland and you blend in hang on i'm bland
04:23what you've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something
04:27but you're utterly for forgettable now and that's embarrassing me
04:31seriously simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention
04:35he doesn't even try guess he's a failure at that too
04:39excuse me though i'm enjoying the sweet talk
04:41this is between me and my girlfriend
04:44stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer zeno
04:49and how would you know that
04:50because i'm gonna be the new face of zenith league
04:55i was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world
04:59as for you class rankings came out already haven't you seen them
05:03you missed so much of mercenary school you missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues
05:09your lowest of the lows rank z
05:12and you know zenith league only takes rank a's and above i can't be seen with you like this
05:22they're asking me commander z of the entire league to try out for my own team
05:28you don't understand would king kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug
05:34i thought so
05:34look closely
05:36i only score so low
05:38so that you ivy don't have to feel so bad about coming in last place
05:42i didn't ask you to do those things
05:45quit trying to guilt trip me
05:47i bet even if your parents were alive
05:49they'd ditch you for a more gifted son too
06:03i kill you just for fun
06:05but why waste time on a maggot like you
06:07i won't let you get away with it
06:14that was the day i unlocked my powers
06:17and that was when i promised to never let another child go through the same hell i did
06:21my parents died protecting this world
06:25don't spell their memories
06:26or what
06:28and too bad you didn't inherit your parents super genes
06:31otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser
06:33whatever xenon
06:34you can stay at the bottom because i've upgraded for someone better
06:38someone who can actually take me to high places
06:43hey what's up nerd
06:54you cheated on me ivy
06:58brad has super strength in his rank a zenith league just accepted him
07:02he's my real hero
07:04oh my god his superhero name is the boulder
07:06how cool is that
07:07and you're just a powerless weekly
07:09born to be a loser
07:11ah baby i'm so sore from benching 500 today
07:14aww i'll massage them for you
07:16looks like i gained another power
07:17invisibility
07:18ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you
07:20because guess what
07:22zenith league is starting an all-girl special team
07:24and ivy is going to be on it
07:26that's right
07:27it's led by the drop-dead gorgeous catgirl keeney
07:30and i'm the newest member
07:32oh i'm so excited
07:33why aren't you applauding
07:35you should be happy i'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend
07:39that's because i was the one who got you man
07:48that xeno guy was right about birdman's weakness
07:51i could have died if it weren't for his intel
07:55whoever he is i must find him
08:00you got me into zenith league
08:02oh it's almost cute
08:04his vocab is so limited he doesn't even know the meaning of zenith league
08:07i'm commander z the creator and literal definition of zenith league
08:12yeah even i know zenith means top of the top
08:16what are those glasses for anyways
08:18keep your mediocrity away from me
08:21don't be an idiot xeno
08:22you don't even have powers
08:24i only got into zenith league
08:26all thanks to brad
08:27his dad is the headhunter
08:29i see how it is
08:30your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed
08:33and to think i was going to take you to the top with me
08:35not anymore
08:36i know you're sensitive and i broke your fragile little heart
08:39but let's face it
08:40there's no future with you
08:41that's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground
08:44too bad
08:45this glorified piece of rock isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret
08:48when you realize that
08:49your upgrade
08:50is a downgrade
08:53i'll show you who's a downgrade
09:24i made a promise
09:25oh he's so big and strong
09:27they don't call brad the boulder for nothing
09:30you fools are made for each other
09:32zeno
09:33even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers
09:37i'm sorry for you
09:39you can save the pity for yourself
09:41you know what this guy's ruined the whole party
09:42i've got a bigger bachelor pod
09:44let's head over there
09:45here's a lesson before i leave you in the dust zeno
09:48love is for fairy tales
09:49even i know that
09:52a loser
09:54so that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me huh
09:56well joke's on her
10:01cause from where i stand
10:02i see a hero
10:14that's thanks for helping me take down the enemy
10:17oh you mean the pigeon guys
10:20thought you said you had them in the bag
10:22miss rank s
10:25i didn't
10:26a good cat admits when she's met her better half
10:28guess you're not just some nerd
10:30you'd be an asset to zeneryth league
10:32how about you become our battle tactician
10:35is that an invite
10:37to my own superhero league
10:40it is
10:41tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits
10:43your ex-girlfriend will be there too
10:45i can tell everyone you're my boyfriend
10:47help you get back at her
10:49i went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds
10:52that's a little fast i have to think about it
10:54i live life on the edge
10:55bottoms up boo
10:58this is a good chance to see what my team is actually like
11:00i'll stay undercover for this
11:06first training day is like frat rush
11:08you'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents
11:10but i bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes
11:12if they're actually any good then they won't need my help
11:14oh you'll be surprised
11:16you go in there first i'm gonna change
11:17i'll be back in a moment to introduce you
11:27first training day i'm ready to shoot up some new recruits
11:31again you nearly killed everyone in our last batch
11:34and a bunch of villagers too
11:35maybe save some fun for me this time huh
11:37what the hell i created zenith league so the world's best superheroes can fight crime and evil together
11:44not tormenting villains
11:49oh my gosh
11:50oh my gosh
11:51zenith league even upgraded my weapon for me
11:54personally delivered by cat girl kimmy sidekick too
11:56and it's all thanks to you for recommending me brad
12:05what's up towel boy
12:10wait what
12:11good dodge kid
12:12maybe one day
12:13you can be like us
12:16now go wash my dirty laundry
12:17they think i'm just a towel boy
12:20this ought to be fun
12:21brad
12:22i want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day
12:24oh yeah
12:25you want to get whooped again
12:30this what you superheroes do all day
12:32getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles
12:37zeno what the hell are you doing here
12:39this is only for zenith league superheroes and recruits
12:42your technique's all wrong
12:43you gotta engage your toes
12:44oh and never underestimate pinky power
12:48who's this weak looking twig
12:49ignore him he's just a powerless loser from mercenary school
12:52came in dead last in class zero powers
12:54i can't believe it brad he's so desperate he's stalking me now
12:57that's so creepy
12:59ivy aren't you just a new recruit
13:00don't talk like you own the place
13:03or i may have to humble you
13:06you beat us
13:07dude did i hit you too hard on the head last time
13:10you fucking lost it
13:13you're like a helpless puppy on the streets
13:15begging for attention
13:16you're the one who's all bark and no bite
13:18this isn't a challenge for me
13:20because beating you guys would be like squashing ants
13:22that's it four eyes
13:23you can only read about how to fight in a textbook
13:26but i've got real combat experience
13:33so let me show you what makes me a real man
13:35or maybe i'll teach you a lesson in humility
13:41give up xenon
13:42i know you're desperate to get me back
13:43but you have no powers
13:44you're not even good enough to be the towel boy
13:46i told you i'm not interested in your petty little games
13:48come on loser
13:49you don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me
13:51what you scared
13:52of course he's scared brad
13:53everyone knows you've got super strength
13:55and you're the strongest of our class
13:56you're gonna break his arm in less than a second
13:57you keep underestimating me ivy
13:59but you're gonna regret it
14:01her only regret is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier
14:03now put your arm up
14:05and if you don't
14:05trigger happy will show you a real good time
14:07games and powers
14:09that's all they care about
14:10instead of helping those in need
14:12i really should clean house
14:14go on arm up dipshit
14:16better use that pinky power you were talking about if you want to live
14:23three two one go
14:35if you're rank a then what am i
14:41what the hell was that
14:42you look scared
14:43i thought you were the bolder
14:46not very bold are you
14:47i told you your stance was all wrong
14:50nobody has ever beat brad before
14:53this
14:54this is impossible
14:55what kind of trickery did you pull on me
14:58spill it
14:59i'd never lose
15:00i won fair and square bro
15:03who's the sore loser now
15:10enough
15:10no more of this xenon
15:12i know i broke your fragile little heart when i dumped you
15:14but this is no place for your circus act
15:16yeah your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you
15:20in front of all the heroes at zenith league
15:22do you even know what this place is xenon
15:24this is the danger room
15:26the ultimate training arena for zenith league
15:29designed by catgirl kimmy herself
15:32this is the only rank-ass female fighter in the league
15:34nobody dares to mess with her
15:35well i didn't need those glasses anyways
15:37depressed
15:37this whip is the very proof that i belong here
15:40yeah your aim really has improved with that new whip
15:42zenith league upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall
15:45before you couldn't even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you
15:47stop talking down to me
15:49i'm a somebody now and you're a nobody
15:51what are you gonna do actually whip me
15:52i'm not your boyfriend anymore or are you begging me back now
15:55that's it
15:56i'm getting rid of you once and for all
16:07he caught my whip
16:11this whip is injected with venom too how is he still okay
16:14you said you got this whip because catgirl kimmy recruited you to be on her girl power squad
16:19yes and you better watch it
16:22you can fish in this and you mess with me
16:24that's messing with catgirl kimmy
16:28you're an idiot zeno and i thought you were at least book smart
16:31all of us here are rank a heroes
16:33we can pummel you to mush if we wanted to
16:35but now you're straight up tempting death
16:37catgirl kimmy skinned her last opponent birdman alive you know that
16:41oh yes i heard she told me the whole thing
16:42you see kimiko was the one who invited me today
16:45are you kidding me
16:47catgirl kimiko is a rank-ass hero
16:48she would never be caught with a powerless weaker like you
16:51oof and they say only sticks and stones can hurt me actually nothing can
16:55it's time i take back everything i ever gave you
16:58and put you in your place i am
17:06my whip
17:09so are we just gonna stand around and talk
17:11or are we gonna fight
17:20what was that
17:21zeon
17:21you'll pay for this
17:23brad do something
17:27this all you got
17:28all i feel is a light breeze
17:30you don't want to play with hellfire
17:36you just look like an ape drenched in kerosene
17:39get a grip
17:44hey hey
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