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The Homeless Man They Despised Was a Legendary Sniper—He Later Married the President’s Daughter
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00:00Mr. President!
00:00Mr. President!
00:01At ease, man.
00:06Sorry about this man.
00:09We'll get him out of here immediately.
00:14Well, Mr. President, homeless people should be allowed to vote too.
00:17Wouldn't you agree?
00:19It's okay. It's okay.
00:22You're Jake, right?
00:24Secretary of Defense's son?
00:27This is not the life you're meant to be living.
00:29President, stop wasting your life away and start contributing to your country.
00:34Contribute.
00:37Mr. President, you don't know me.
00:47We need Bullseye! We need Bullseye! We need Bullseye! We need Bullseye!
00:52Mr. President, you're on in ten minutes.
00:54Bullseye! We need Bullseye!
00:57This is the updated data from the latest terrorist attacks.
01:06Damn it!
01:09Hundreds more casualties.
01:14We have to put an end to this, no matter what it takes.
01:17Taking out the terrorist leader is the only way, but the enemy's too discreet.
01:21Our snipers can't.
01:22Bullseye can.
01:25He's the best sniper the world's ever seen.
01:27We need Bullseye! We need Bullseye!
01:42We need him.
01:45He's done it before, he can do it again.
01:48Where are you, Bullseye?
01:55Put together an assassination, Op.
01:57I want the head of ISIS taken out.
01:59And handpick the best agents to lead the team.
02:02Yes, sir.
02:11Mr. President.
02:17At ease.
02:20Put me in charge.
02:23Selina.
02:25I know you are the best Delta Force agent we have.
02:29But I'm sorry, sweetheart.
02:31I can't.
02:32You're my daughter.
02:33I'm not putting you in danger.
02:36Mr. President.
02:37It's Dad.
02:38You may choose to be an agent over being my daughter.
02:41But I am still your dad.
02:43Then let me do it as both, Dad.
02:46I want to serve this country.
02:49Just like Bullseye did.
02:51He's the reason I chose this path.
02:54Please.
03:03Put her on the list.
03:04Yes, sir.
03:06Thanks, Dad.
03:07But you're not doing this alone.
03:09I'll select the best sniper we have to back you up.
03:13Mr. President, if the enemy gets wind of this operation,
03:16I recommend Ms. Grant and her partner go undercover as a married couple.
03:24Married?
03:26Bullseye is the only man I want to marry.
03:28Who I've never seen his face.
03:32Selina.
03:33Look.
03:35You have nothing to prove.
03:37If you're not comfortable with this...
03:39I'll do it.
03:41If that's what the mission requires.
03:56Ladies and gentlemen, your president, Frank Grant.
04:05Thank you, everybody.
04:07Good afternoon.
04:08My fellow citizens.
04:11We will stop these acts of terror.
04:14900 yards.
04:1510 o'clock.
04:17But in order to do so,
04:19we will need more heroes to step up.
04:22Free drinks for your secret protection.
04:24That's a great deal, Mr. President.
04:25Like the legendary sniper, Bullseye.
04:28William, what the fuck are you doing?
04:31Jake, this country doesn't need another poor bird.
04:34Pull yourself together.
04:35You're embarrassed.
04:44I'm sorry, Mr. President.
04:46I'm sorry, Mr. President.
04:52Jesus.
04:53Sniper, cover the president.
05:03Take him down.
05:04We can't find him.
05:05He's too well hidden.
05:07Only someone with the skills of Bullseye could find him.
05:13AWM.
05:13Wind speed, 3 miles per hour.
05:28The suspect's position has been identified by our radar, Captain Ryan.
05:36Let's go.
05:38Let's go.
05:56All clear.
05:59Did...
05:59Did someone stop the bullet?
06:02I came from that direction.
06:04Was it him?
06:05Was I wrong about him?
06:10Thank you, sir.
06:18Mr. President, the area is secured.
06:21Dad, are you okay?
06:22I'm fine, sweetheart.
06:23Captain Ryan saved my life.
06:27It's my duty, sir.
06:29Youngest SWAT captain.
06:30Best sniper after Bullseye.
06:33Country could use more heroes like you, son.
06:35Thank you, Mr. President.
06:41Jake?
06:44What did you do?
06:46Captain Ryan, this homeless guy disrupted the president's speech.
06:52They made me drop my beer.
06:54You should get me another one, brother.
06:56And I'll take it from here.
07:00Now, even if you want my brother, I still have to uphold the wall.
07:03Then I'll bail you out.
07:04Half-brothers.
07:06How is that bomb even related to Captain Ryan?
07:32You're a total disgrace to our family.
07:35Look at you now.
07:36You're a homeless drunk.
07:40You're no son of mine.
07:42You kicked me out three years ago.
07:45You remember that?
07:47Mr. Ryan, you and I have nothing to do with each other.
07:50And what I do is none of your business.
07:53How dare you talk to me like that?
07:57Hey, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.
08:00Dad, don't be mad at Jake.
08:02The death of his wife was just too much for him.
08:04No, his wife died because she couldn't stand having an abusive, alcoholic husband.
08:11Do not bail him out, Theo.
08:14You are the pride and hope of our family.
08:19Just leave this hobo to rot in the dumpster.
08:23That's what he wants to do.
08:35Good acting, brother.
08:37I would have believed it if you didn't kill my wife.
08:43I'm Jake Ryan, an American sniper.
08:47Codename, Bullseye.
08:50Because of the secrecy of the mission, I was tasked to be an undercover alcoholic.
09:18My wife knew that this wasn't who I really was.
09:21But she never asked any questions.
09:24She was always on my side.
09:31Three years ago, I came home after completing a mission.
09:36That was when I lost her forever.
09:44Jasmine!
09:45Jasmine!
09:46Jasmine, what happened?
09:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:51Don't die.
09:51Please, please.
09:53No, no, no, no, no.
09:54What happened?
09:56It's...
09:57Theodore.
09:58What?
10:02Shut the fuck up!
10:03Help!
10:05Help!
10:08Jake is going to kill you!
10:13So you'd rather be with my loser brother?
10:16You want to be with your loser husband rather than submit to me, huh?
10:20I know you want me.
10:22I know you want it.
10:35Jasmine.
10:36Jasmine.
10:37Jasmine.
10:39I cannot be a murderer.
10:42He made it look like a suicide and spread the rumor that Jasmine did it because I abused
10:53her.
10:55oh no, no, no, no, no,
10:56no Bopra, no, no, no.
11:03And everyone bought it.
11:06It only makes sense that an alcoholic would abuse his wife.
11:10Especially when the rumor was spread by my brother, the family's golden son.
11:15Get out of my house!
11:17You're not my son anymore!
11:19Get out!
11:25I couldn't even protect my wife.
11:29I don't deserve to be called a hero.
11:32So I quit the army.
11:35And I became a bum for real.
11:38Atonement and a disguise.
11:51I will kill my brother myself for vengeance, my love.
11:56But before that, I need to gather the evidence and make sure the world realizes what a scumbag he really
12:02is.
12:03Mr. President, the Navy is setting a blockade around Crimea at sea.
12:07We do, but, uh, come in.
12:15Sir, I'm afraid the casualties of the terrorist attack are stacking up.
12:19We're gonna have to expedite your mission.
12:22Selina, I want to catch these terrorists as bad as you do.
12:25But we can't rush into this without full preparation.
12:28Especially with you on the team.
12:30Ted!
12:30Mr. President, the competition to find the best sniper to be Ms. Grant's partner has been arranged.
12:35This is our list of candidates.
12:48I said contributing.
12:52Mr. President, you don't know me.
12:55Yeah, yeah.
12:57I want to add somebody to the list.
12:59Let's see if they qualify as a candidate.
13:04No one is worth our attention except Bullseye.
13:07Who is he?
13:10A homeless man.
13:12A homeless what?
13:15He is a homeless man.
13:16He is either a nobody.
13:19Or...
13:20he is a hidden legend.
13:51Didn't even notice me, huh?
13:53Are you actually homeless?
13:55Or are you just pretending to be?
13:59I guess taking his most precious item will reveal what he's actually capable of.
14:15Look, lady, I'm fine if you want to ogle at my dick, but you touch my necklace and I'll break
14:20your wrist.
14:21Who the fuck ogled, you pervert?
14:23Shut your dirty mouth before I cut your balls off and put them in it.
14:30How did he move so fast?
14:40Did you pass your shooting test?
14:42You're just fucking lucky.
14:44Linux bullet will go through your fucking skull.
14:49Ah!
14:50Ah, shit!
15:00He predicted that bullet's trajectory to the millisecond.
15:03How is that possible?
15:05Why did he choose to identify as a bum?
15:07I mean, nobody in our military has reaction speed like that.
15:11Not even SEAL Team 6.
15:13I want you to find out everything you can about this guy.
15:15Copy that, Mr. President.
15:21Hey, ah, you missed.
15:23Again.
15:24You're lucky there's water in my eyes.
15:26You should be a corpse by now.
15:34My ears work fine, asshole.
15:37Now you don't stand a chance.
16:06Oh, you're all wet.
16:08Do you want to kill me or fuck me?
16:10You're fucking dead.
16:14Hey, who the fuck locked the toilet?
16:18Don't let me see you again faster.
16:24I have never met a woman so fiery.
16:34That bum is definitely not who we're looking for.
16:37He is nothing but a pervert.
16:39Well, no one has ever bested you like that, sweetheart.
16:43That was pure luck.
16:45My eyes were hurt.
16:48Dad, just forget about him, okay?
16:51We have other candidates to look at.
16:53I'll get change.
17:00Put that guy on the list.
17:02You sure?
17:03Selena hates him.
17:04I don't care.
17:06This guy may be the best option to protect her.
17:08I want my daughter safe on a mission.
17:11Copy that.
17:16Gentlemen, today a sniper will be selected to marry my daughter.
17:21Commander Grant.
17:23Fake marriage, of course.
17:24I will be going undercover with my selected partner
17:27and lead the anti-terrorist mission.
17:30My chief of staff, David Clark, will be judging.
17:33What an honor to be selected.
17:35Only the best man wins.
17:38All the candidates are the best of the best.
17:59Jesus, these are one of the most skilled shooters in this country.
18:03Especially Theodore Ryan.
18:05No one can beat him except Bullseye.
18:10At ease.
18:14Winning this, that'll be a piece of cake.
18:17That's my son in the SWAT uniform.
18:21He's going to nail this.
18:24Let's begin.
18:26For one moment, Selena.
18:27I'm adding another candidate to the list.
18:30What?
18:31Who?
18:48Geez, Jake Ryan?
18:52Geez, Jake Ryan?
18:54He's the homeless trash rejected by his own family.
18:56And he's a criminal.
18:57Seriously, what are they thinking?
19:00What do you think you're doing here, brother?
19:02None of your business, brother.
19:05Dad?
19:05Care to explain?
19:08Everyone.
19:09I know there's a bit of confusion around our latest candidate, Jake Ryan.
19:13But let me be clear.
19:15If we're going to continue this war on terror,
19:18we're going to need better recruitment numbers.
19:20That means more citizens to join the army.
19:22His involvement will send a clear, public message of support
19:26and encouragement for our military.
19:29Why did the president assign me to this contest?
19:32Does he know?
19:33Thank God it's him.
19:35It's not like he can win anyway.
19:37I would never marry that homeless pervert, even if it's fake.
19:42Selena, your safety is my only concern.
19:45Besides, you signed up for this mission,
19:47so no matter who wins out there, you will marry them.
19:50Even if it's Jake.
19:52Mr. President, I am sorry to interrupt,
19:55but I don't think Jake should be part of the selection process.
19:59He's really not fit for the mission.
20:01He's a complete embarrassment.
20:06Yeah, Jake?
20:07I think it's better if you leave.
20:09For everyone.
20:10Hey, that's fine by me.
20:12I'm happy to drop out, Mr. President.
20:14I have zero interest in marrying that daughter of yours.
20:17What did you say?
20:20Is this another excuse?
20:22What exactly are you hiding, Jake?
20:26You still have six months on your sentence behind bars, correct?
20:29Yep.
20:31You do this.
20:32You participate.
20:33And I'll pardon the rest of your jail time.
20:40You're kidding.
20:43Well, shit.
20:44If that's the case, then count me in.
20:46Dad, seriously?
20:47We're just handing out presidential pardons like candy now?
20:50I don't even see how he's worthy.
20:54Mr. President, please, you do not have to do this.
20:57My other son is plenty good enough.
20:59Jake is in.
21:01End of discussion.
21:06Gentlemen.
21:08Choose the firearm you want to use for the test.
21:18I can't reveal too much in front of this murderer before I have all the evidence.
21:22Guess I'd better stick to my homeless loser character.
21:25Hey, bro.
21:26How do I use this thing?
21:27Do I just...
21:28What?
21:29Do I just like...
21:33You fucking idiot!
21:35Are you trying to get me killed?
21:36Sorry.
21:37Sorry.
21:38My bad.
21:39Hey, you'll forgive me, right?
21:41I've always been such a kind, brother.
21:43Of course.
21:45I don't know how much you fuck up.
21:47Can't be mad at you.
21:50Why is he hiding what he's capable of?
21:53Jake, what do you really want?
21:55According to our source, Jake Ryan has been investigating his wife's death.
22:00In that case...
22:02Everyone, I'm upping the stakes in this competition.
22:06The winner will become the new head of Delta Force.
22:13The head of the Delta Force?
22:15That's the dream position for every soldier.
22:18Even the SWAT captain would be nothing compared to it.
22:21Head of Delta?
22:23Someone in that position is able to access all of the case files.
22:27I'll have all the evidence I need if I win.
22:29I guess I'll have to play for real now.
22:32The candidates from the Navy SEALs and Army have both won the Expert Marksmanship Medals.
22:37They are way out of this homeless guy's league.
22:40His brother, Theodore Ryan, is the better between the two of them.
22:45Unless this loser is secretly bullseye, he'll lose this for sure.
22:50The first round will be fixed target.
22:52The smaller the target you hit, the better the score you get.
23:08Well, looks like Theodore Ryan has it in the bag.
23:12His asshole brother never stood a chance.
23:15Where is that, Mom?
23:17I'm on J.K.
23:19Mr. Ryan, it's your turn.
23:28Your son passed out during the test.
23:32What an embarrassment.
23:33Mr. Ryan.
23:36Oh, I'm so excited.
23:41I fell asleep while I was waiting.
23:44My turn, huh?
23:46Yeah.
23:56He hit the largest.
23:58Jake Ryan has the lowest score.
24:03I told you not to embarrass yourself, brother.
24:06I told you, Dad.
24:08My bum had no chance of marrying me.
24:10I won.
24:15Are you delusional?
24:17I think that alcohol is messing with your brain.
24:19Let's just go check it.
24:28Jake Ryan hit a fly.
24:31Technically, it's the smallest target, so he won the round.
24:37He did what?
24:39How's your ego holding up, brother?
24:41Does it sting that I stole your spotlight?
24:44It was a lucky shot, and luck will always be on your side.
24:47Oh, it will.
24:48Believe me.
24:48I'll make sure of it.
24:50And I'm going to take number one from you.
24:57The second round will be trap shooting.
24:59The candidate that shoots the clay pigeon the fastest wins.
25:03I have a suggestion.
25:05How about we change the target to grenades and have them fly towards the shooter?
25:12Holy shit.
25:13That's crazy.
25:14If the grenade doesn't get hit before it drops, the shooter will get torn to pieces by the explosion.
25:22Obviously, I can't publicly condone this.
25:25But if all the candidates are in agreement, anyone can forfeit at any time.
25:31We're all the best in the nation, are we not?
25:33Why not pick an event that actually determines who the best is?
25:37Unless we have some cowards in this field among us?
25:44No.
25:45Piece of cake.
25:47Right?
25:48I mean, come on.
25:49People's lives shouldn't be lost because of this stupid game.
25:54Are you getting scared, brother?
25:56Do you want to back out?
25:58No one will blame you.
26:00Because everybody knows what kind of man you are.
26:02A homeless loser.
26:04That hobo is dead meat if he takes that challenge.
26:08Get your ass out of this game, Jake.
26:11It'll cost you your life.
26:14Game on, brother.
26:15But don't cry like a little bitch when you realize I'm better than you.
26:18You are a homeless, drunk criminal.
26:21I can't imagine a world where you're better than me at anything.
26:24Yeah.
26:24We'll see, shall we?
26:31Don't fuck this up.
26:33Okay.
26:34You can do this.
26:36That guy is a five-time national quick draw champion.
26:39Look at him, he's shaking.
26:42Well, the real soldier wouldn't be afraid.
26:46Okay.
27:10David, make sure he gets medical attention.
27:13Hey, you okay?
27:15We'll get you up.
27:16Ready?
27:16Shoot one.
27:18Shit.
27:20I can't let this stupid contest cost more lives.
27:24Pull it.
27:35He hit that in .53 seconds.
27:41Jesus.
27:43Theodore's shooting skill is truly remarkable.
27:45That's right.
27:47Bullseye's the only one that can beat me.
27:49You don't stand a chance.
27:51But I'll be there to pick up your remains after you go.
27:56It's your turn.
28:23What is he doing?
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