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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00Maybe you're right.
00:02Yo!
00:02Maybe I, uh...
00:04I do move in with you.
00:05I love you.
00:05I love you.
00:08We could just do a courthouse wedding.
00:11Start a life together as husband and wife.
00:13What was I thinking?
00:14Show me some respect.
00:16How about I do this?
00:17Lay your hands on a woman!
00:19Fuck's wrong!
00:19Get up!
00:20We will help you to do whatever you need to.
00:23Even if it means being on your own.
00:25You chose to stay grounded.
00:27Low level with us humble folk.
00:28I really respect that.
00:30Have you washed your hands?
00:31Are you ever gonna tell me
00:32what happened between the two of you?
00:35He's getting away with my wife!
00:36You two don't talk or something?
00:44I don't have to worry about
00:46any of your bullshit anymore.
00:47Are you sure you know what my daughter wants?
00:49Why can't you even just be open of my faith?
00:52I think it's pretty selfish of you to ask me
00:54to basically erase my whole identity.
00:55So why is having a specific label so important?
00:58Because it's important to me!
01:00You need to chill the fuck out!
01:01You need to chill the fuck out!
01:25You need to chill the fuck out!
01:28I feel like this is...
01:29This is what it's for!
01:30This is actually...
01:31This is all for this moment!
01:32Everything led us to here!
01:34Wow!
01:34That's incredible!
01:35How crazy is that?
01:36I'll be right back!
01:37Okay!
01:39Okay!
01:39Let's go!
01:42Let's go!
01:43Let's go!
01:58Let's go!
02:13Let's go!
02:19Let's go!
02:50Let's go!
02:50Let's go!
02:58Let's go!
03:11Let's go!
03:13Let's go!
03:14Let's go!
03:16I'll be right in there.
03:17No, no, no!
03:17Yes!
03:17No, no!
03:19I don't wanna see you no more!
03:23This guy is my new friend, new friend, yeah!
03:35Shit.
04:23What's your name?
04:33What's your name?
05:05What's your name?
05:46What's your name?
05:49What's your name?
06:25Oh, my trip was amazing.
06:27The best bar?
06:28Ibiza.
06:29And then we went to Barcelona.
06:31So would you recommend the spaghetti?
06:33I just got back from Berri and I was eating croissants.
06:53Oh, yeah.
06:54Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I actually got these pants from, uh, from Pakistan.
06:59But, yo, that's how you say it.
07:03Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I, yo, that's how you say it.
07:11Oh, six, six, six, six, yeah, yeah, loot the chest, loot the chest.
07:14Hey, did you guys actually know that the word loot is loot?
07:17It's actually taken from the Indian word, like, it's like a Sanskrit, the, yo, I, yeah, go left.
07:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, if we are going to barbecue, we should go to my dad's, because he actually
07:32makes this crazy tandoori kebab.
07:36Yeah, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
07:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, tandoori kebab.
07:42You got this good chicken, man.
07:44I'm just used to go to sleep and not hang out with you guys anymore.
07:47Oh, hi.
07:48Shut up.
07:49Good boy.
07:50Good boy.
08:24Can you, uh, get me some fruit roll-ups in the kitchen?
08:33Okay, what the fuck is going on?
08:36What?
08:36Who is that?
08:37And what the fuck are you wearing?
08:39That's my girlfriend, Raven.
08:40We're in love.
08:41I thought I told you that.
08:42Ah, and I'm guessing you met her at the satanic temple, too?
08:45You know what?
08:46Mock all you want, but satanism is beautiful.
08:48Imagine a place that rejects classism, creed, and cast, and you can rave all night and connect
08:55to a higher power and realize we're all one.
08:58It's not like sickie in dark mode.
08:59What?
09:00No, it's not.
09:01It's the same shit, different front.
09:03You're even more lost, bro.
09:05Okay, and we haven't heard a peep from you.
09:07You good?
09:08Yeah, I'm fine.
09:10I'm just tired.
09:11Probably ended up watching Rebecca's story, and now he's down bad.
09:14The story?
09:14Yeah, Ryan put a ring on it.
09:17Well, whatever, man.
09:18I don't care about that.
09:19That's why he keeps checking his texts every two minutes.
09:21I don't.
09:27Buddy, you got beat by Jesus.
09:29Move on.
09:30It's been five fucking years already.
09:32Well, it's only been a year, okay?
09:33And it's not that easy.
09:36She was special.
09:37Yeah, since the guy that's smashing a different hinge girl every other night.
09:41Whatever, man.
09:41You look pathetic.
09:42Why don't you stop moping around here like a bitch and enjoy yourself?
09:46Yo, Sonny.
09:47What?
09:47I opened up my doors to all these people out of the goodness of my heart?
09:51Even fucking Nav is here.
09:53Or is that French Montana?
09:55Can't tell us that?
09:57Yo, my bungee from another bingee.
10:00What's good?
10:02I'm learning Punjabi.
10:04Nice.
10:05Yo, there's my favorite client.
10:07I give that.
10:08Yo, what's up, man?
10:09See, I'm just going to steal him for a second, okay?
10:14That's the manager guy you set him up with?
10:16Yo, that's my dog from Turner, dude.
10:18He's pretty handsy.
10:19Yeah, don't act like tamo guys aren't the same.
10:22Yeah, they are, and it's annoying.
10:23Yo, you get that salsa PR package yet?
10:25Uh, I don't think so.
10:28Whatever, man.
10:28Just tag the minute, okay?
10:30Post the can and tell them how you salsa with pelts.
10:34What does that even mean?
10:35It doesn't matter what it means, man.
10:37Butter him off with a freaking smile, high energy.
10:40I need this by tomorrow, man.
10:41I'm trying to build these relationships for you, brother.
10:44All right, all right.
11:05What is this?
11:08Very nice.
11:12Come on, auntie.
11:13Mm-hmm.
11:15I'll get the cups.
11:31He was there.
11:55Let's have some fun.
11:57Fun?
11:58What do you think?
12:13Nice, brother.
12:15Mm-hmm.
12:15Yeah.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:20Mm-hmm.
12:25Yeah.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Yeah.
12:27Yeah.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Yeah.
12:34I
12:34Can you do this?
12:35You want to light it?
12:38It's very beautiful
12:38Can you do the pizza?
12:55Now we're really having fun
13:00fucking blockchain technology right think about it like this because it's so fucking secure
13:06the governments all these fucking agents are trying to get into your fucking account
13:09they can't because the encryption right so what you want to fucking do to bring generational
13:15wealth right fucking buy at the bottom you buy booch coin crazy fucking investment i'm telling
13:23you it's fucking sick gotta fucking get into it sorry for swearing i'm fucking excited about
13:28fucking crypto is sick yo jazz meets world bro what's good bro you haven't posted something like
13:33a month bro i suppose it's only two weeks ago no no but you gotta post something good you know
13:37what i'm
13:38saying like the streets are waiting my jeep yo you seen this uh this prem guy yo let's post some
13:43good
13:43stuff might even take your spot if you don't get on it bro yo plug your phone real quick i'll
13:48show you
13:49i'll show you yeah search up p-r-e-m prem prem yeah yeah that one right there yo watch
13:53that one
13:54and hell yeah i want extra mozzarella on that pizza yo this has three million views that he just posted
14:02yesterday hey guys i know we all like to have fun but it is important to celebrate our differences
14:08because brain beans love frame out oh yo
14:16shit man's getting swerved now eh yo yo let's watch that one right there i'm gonna teach you how to
14:22make the most amazing bookalicious routine baby stop looking at me
14:28i'm not on the menu like that
14:30you're everyone listen listen up can have your attention please first of all thank you all for
14:37showing up tonight
14:39big thank you to mummy g for the picorna and shout out me to me two trains
14:48last but not least give it up for my man just me
14:57yo just me where you at come on out
15:01just me
15:05yo just me
15:06just me
15:07just me
15:08oh that guy he left
15:10left what do you mean left
15:12i don't know he got swerved by some rebecca chick and dip
15:15yeah he looked pretty depressed you guys might want to check the local bridges
15:19water towers nearest tall building maybe
15:22point straight to voicemail this car's still here where the fuck is he
15:26i checked the pool house nothing
15:27i went to the neighbors they don't even know who he is
15:29why would the neighbors know who he is
15:31okay let's roll out
15:32wait wait wait wait none of us should be driving i'm taxi as fuck
15:35wait
15:37oh who the fuck are you two get the fuck away from my car
15:39who invited you
15:42oh we could take my bike
15:44what
15:45or your neighbor's helicopter
15:46you don't know how to fly a fucking helicopter
15:48yes i do bro it's um
15:51it's x to go up and then
15:53right of course
15:54circle to go down
15:55uh-huh
15:55r1 is shoot so don't fucking press r1
15:58are you fucking for real
16:00first of all both of you fucking relax
16:03yeah super relaxing getting in a car with a drunken idiot
16:05i'm a really good driver when i'm drunk
16:08because i know i'm drunk
16:09i'm actually way more focused on the road
16:12what
16:12i mean you could say i'm a better driver drunk
16:15than i ever am so
16:17that makes sense to me
16:18i can't believe your dumb faces are the last thing i'm gonna see
16:20sonny
16:21get out
16:22i'll be doing car save up
16:23but where the fuck did you come from
16:25i was taking a piss in the woods
16:27we have washrooms in the house
16:29you're fucking jenania doing coke in the bathroom
16:30and i'm fucking wrong
16:31get the fuck out
16:32you're fucking ugly bro
16:34look how fucking drunk you are
16:35yo what are you guys saying
16:36yo why are you fucking letting him drive bro
16:38look how fucking ripped he is bro
16:39i drive better drunk
16:40trust me
16:41all right where are we going
16:42oh maybe he's uh emo eating at the spot
16:44let's fucking roll
16:50so uh therapy
16:51how's that going
16:52i don't know it's a lot
16:53kind of lost myself
16:55after the whole humer thing
16:56i don't know why i attract the guys that i attract
16:59hmm it's probably your son
17:01yo no sign of your sweet
17:03i don't even think he came here
17:04but i did grab hella shit
17:06chili chicken
17:07haka chow mein
17:08ginger fish
17:09you guys are chili paneer too right
17:11i'm vegetarian
17:12shit i'll be right back
17:14no sonny you already took forever
17:16we gotta go
17:17what do you want from me he's hungry
17:18yo sonny
17:19chill
17:19sonny
17:22great no one's here
17:24he goes to the lake to clear his head
17:25i don't know
17:26you guys mind if i smoke a joint
17:28absolutely not
17:29there's only one way of consuming thong bro
17:31that's too fucking rugged
17:32think about it
17:33you gotta be on the battlefield proper like a warrior standing there
17:36yo
17:36what the fuck did i say
17:41sorry sorry
17:42sorry
17:43wait
17:44you don't think that he pulled up to
17:48no
17:48no he wouldn't
17:51wait
17:52idiot
18:11so
18:13is it just you two in the house today
18:16haha
18:17nice
18:18nice
18:18so no one else
18:20nobody at all
18:21i know manvi's
18:23away
18:23on vacation
18:24but
18:25i know you two have a lot of family
18:27people coming by
18:28you know
18:29did anyone come by
18:30maybe they came through the basement
18:31or
18:32the back door is sometimes
18:34open
18:34sometimes people get old
18:36and they look different
18:37strange relatives
18:38anyone
18:39anyone
18:40okay
18:41what is this all to masha
18:43what she's trying to ask
18:44badly
18:45did just me come by
18:46why
18:47is he okay
18:48did you call him
18:49yeah no no
18:50no auntie
18:50he's fine
18:51he's just
18:52he's not picking up
18:53his phone
18:54why would he not pick up your calls
18:55did something happen
18:57no no no no
18:58he was just with us earlier
18:59but he
19:00he
19:02forgot something at home
19:03and went to go pick it up
19:05so maybe
19:06we thought he met
19:08this home
19:29I'm just kidding
19:31I'm just kidding
20:04hello
20:05hello
20:05hello
20:06hello
20:07hello
20:11is everything okay
20:15you alright
20:23oh hey man
20:25just breathe
20:28what are you doing here
20:31is this real
20:33are you
20:33are you real
20:35yeah I'm real
20:38what are you doing here
20:40are you living in your car
20:51you see that
20:52house down the street
20:55that was the house man
20:58house that me
21:01we're supposed to move into
21:02before
21:09now it's standing there
21:12unfinished
21:14just like my hopes and dreams
21:18okay
21:19okay
21:19you can still finish the house man
21:21you can move in yourself
21:23you think I have money like that anymore
21:26you think I'm not losing
21:27bidding war to
21:28Chad UBT
21:31us realtors
21:33we're washed man
21:34do you know how that feels
21:35Mr. Dollar of You
21:40look man
21:42I got my heart broken too
21:44and what's worse is
21:46she's back with her ex
21:49and she's engaged
21:52it sucks man
21:54I know
21:54it's weird
21:55how fast things change
21:57it's tough to keep up
21:59like
21:59how am I supposed to say
22:01relevant with any of this
22:02when
22:03everyone's an influencer
22:04just pumping out
22:04a bunch of nothing
22:06I feel washed
22:10but I
22:11just briefed by it all
22:14had a plan
22:17marriage
22:18kids
22:19run for Mayor Brampton
22:20kids
22:21hit a million followers
22:23and more kids
22:24yeah look
22:26sometimes you don't need a plan
22:28okay
22:28sometimes you just
22:29need to leave some things unfinished
22:31like your house
22:35look man
22:36you're a smart guy
22:37alright
22:38and as much as I hate to admit it
22:40there's been so many times
22:41I wanted to be like you
22:43but this
22:45just sitting here
22:46crying about something
22:47that could have been
22:48it's pathetic
22:49so get up off your ass
22:51and stop moping around
22:52like a little bitch
23:00oh
23:01shit
23:02I just realized something
23:04you're a brother
23:06my brother
23:07you could bring Monvi back to me
23:10oh
23:12yeah
23:12dude what
23:13yeah you can convince her that
23:15I'm the best
23:16she'll ever have
23:17yeah
23:18you can have my house man
23:20I'll even finish the floor for you
23:23where's my
23:23where's my key
23:25you can have my whip
23:26you can have my keys
23:27take it all
23:27just
23:28please man
23:29just bring her back to me
23:30I don't know what to do
23:31I can't sleep
23:34where's my room
23:34I don't know
23:35I thought we were bros man
23:37bring her back to me
23:40please
23:40I really can't
23:41I can't do anything
23:46I can't think about anything
24:07everything okay
24:08yes
24:09I'm glad you all are here
24:11it's nice to have the house full
24:17oh
24:17he's at his spot
24:18who
24:19just me
24:20I have his location
24:23are you dumb
24:24why didn't you mention this before
24:25because my phone was dead
24:27I have a charger in my car
24:28cars can charge phones
24:30that's incredible
24:31you know what
24:32just forget it
24:33let's make moves
24:34yeah
24:35bye auntie
24:36Neil hold on one minute please
24:39uncle
24:41there's such a hot picture
24:42of young Guru Nanak
24:44so handsome
24:46either way
24:47you shouldn't have pictures
24:48of Gurus in your home
24:49it's wrong
24:50tell him
24:52I love you
24:53love you
24:53love you
24:53tell him
24:54also
24:54listen to which coin
24:57here
24:58give this to just me
24:59you'll be seeing him
25:00before I do
25:01okay
25:02okay
25:02go to
25:09stupid
25:15hey
25:16there's Waldo
25:17Guru Waldo
25:20they called you like a million fucking times
25:21FYI
25:22where the hell were you man
25:23we've been ripping it up and down
25:25slug out of scarves
25:26yeah
25:27look
25:27sorry
25:28I just
25:29I needed some space
25:30yo
25:30how do you keep letting this girl run laps in your head
25:32you know
25:33you could just talk to us instead of running off
25:35I know
25:37you're still not over it
25:38this guy's never gonna get over it
25:40he needs a chapira to cross the face
25:42honey don't be so judgmental
25:43what are you talking about
25:44brown trauma's a real thing
25:45what trauma
25:45what trauma
25:46take some
25:48here
25:48here
25:52yeah
25:54come over her
25:58holy
25:59can't have a park for hell in this city
26:01It's your place, eh?
26:04No pictures of the gurus, eh?
26:06That's a shame.
26:07What the hell is he doing here?
26:08Buddy, are you fucked?
26:09If it wasn't for me, these drunk idiots wouldn't get here alive.
26:12All right.
26:12Well, thanks, I guess.
26:18Look, guys, I...
26:22I appreciate you.
26:24I just want you to know that.
26:25I appreciate you when you tolerate me going through all my...
26:29Dumb, emo, depresso, lopey phases.
26:35And still sticking by me.
26:38So, thank you.
26:41Thank you for the gifts.
26:44Thank you for the party.
26:46Thank you for just keeping me in check.
26:48And thank you for just everything that you do for me.
26:55I love you guys.
26:57I love you too.
26:58Aw.
26:59Come on.
27:00Rupon.
27:00Come on.
27:01I love you guys so much.
27:03Oh, boy.
27:04We've been on each other for so long.
27:05Yeah.
27:06May our bonds remain.
27:08We're together.
27:09Okay.
27:20We're together.
27:23We're together.
27:24Stand together.
27:30Excuse me.
27:40Hello?
27:41Yes, sir.
27:45No.
27:46You didn't see me?
27:49No.
27:50You didn't see me?
27:53Okay, okay.
27:54What do you mean?
27:55I'm flying the information.
27:57Okay, okay, okay.
28:02I'm busy.
28:03I'm busy.
28:04I'm busy.
28:04Good.
28:06I'm busy.
28:09I'm busy.
28:09I'm busy.
28:11I'm busy.
28:12I'm busy.
28:13I'm busy.
28:14One way to take it.
28:16Will it be enough to sway the seals?
28:18We'll find out right after this
28:19spot seals the deal.
28:22All right.
28:23Thank you so much for coming.
28:24Appreciate you.
28:26This has been an incredible birthday.
28:28I appreciate it.
28:29All right, baby.
28:29I hope your house isn't trashed.
28:33Yo.
28:34All right.
28:35Love you.
28:35Love you.
28:38Your mom asked me to do this.
28:43Nice.
28:44Thanks.
28:45Love you.
28:46All right, man.
28:48Happy birthday.
28:48Thank you, bro.
28:50Can I sleep here?
28:52Sure.
28:54Hell yeah.
28:56See you in the morning.
28:57Yep.
29:32Hello?
29:33Sister Gull.
29:38Yeah.
29:39No, I'm good, Mom.
29:41Yeah.
29:43Yeah.
29:44I miss you, too.
29:44Thank you, guey.
29:52I see.
29:56That was my dream.
29:59I'll try, try, try, try
30:03I'll give you my heart
30:06You say it's not your heart
30:11It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not
30:15I give you a heart
30:18Either you shall not stay
30:23I'll try, try, try, try
30:28I'll give you a heart
30:29You say it's not your heart
30:31You say it's not your heart
30:34You say it's not your heart