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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:41But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:03Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats you.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a seventy-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:15and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tramp.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38To me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:45I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drefty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:13I'm a girlfriend.
05:17We're here.
05:19I'm here.
05:24Help me out though.
05:31I'm here.
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:43Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:02Jennifer, my sweet, it's still our wedding night. Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely. Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me, I'm going to make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:54Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:58The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op stack.
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go.
07:12Don't panic, I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:35Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:40Poseidon, you're finally awake.
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped bailing Zeus out?
07:47That's what knocked you out cold.
08:05Merciful Seas, the Trident actually accepted you?
08:09Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it! Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo. Go fetch her right this second.
08:44I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother. Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon. There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:58Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding? I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?!
09:09No, this is beyond messed up. I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic.
09:27Go raid the Divine Vault for the Golden Apples.
09:30I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:33Actually, scratch that.
09:35I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face again?
10:00Jennifer! Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:08I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me.
10:11I'll get to it!
10:12You brainless cow! The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here.
10:18I feed you, and you can't even handle one basic chore?
10:21Hey, back the hell off.
10:23This is my house, too.
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:31Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:36You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses.
10:39Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:51Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:01That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:04You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth.
11:07Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock them in the stables.
11:10Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay.
11:12I'm sorry.
11:14Chill, Mum.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage.
11:24We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting.
11:45This is seriously creeping me out.
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait, that era.
11:58The bloodline of the sea god?
12:00How the hell did it end up here?
12:07Oh, almighty lord of the sea.
12:09We offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to protect Ryan's fleet.
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the sea god is a massive privilege.
12:29Keep dragging your feet, and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:41No! Stop!
12:43We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the sea god!
12:48Oh, great sea god, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:52Oh, great sea god, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:21What the actual hell just happened?
13:24Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the sea god!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:43If the sea god is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:49God damn it!
13:51Who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god?
13:53If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up, people!
14:00It has to be them!
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe.
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute,
14:09or I swear to god your lives are gonna be a waking nightmare!
14:15Son of a bitch!
14:17How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:19We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:21Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:25No!
14:26My kid's blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong,
14:30so why the hell would the sea god be pissed at us?
14:33This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:36Grab him!
14:36Burn him at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the sea god's rage is absolute agony!
14:51No!
14:53No!
15:02Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:08Stand down!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Damn it, we're too far.
15:25Poseidon can't manifest here.
15:26Just hang on a little longer.
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me.
15:30He's coming.
15:32Burning the main enough for the Sea God.
15:35He's sending us a sign.
15:38Father, word is the Sea God skins traitors alive.
15:41Packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells.
15:44Turning them into gravel to walk on for eternity.
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent.
15:50The real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children.
15:54Oh, so the Sea God's pissed at us?
15:55His biggest believers?
15:57Bullshit!
15:57I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year.
16:00While you, you filthy peasant, ain't cocked up shit.
16:02Ship it, Jennifer, you're a completely lost horse.
16:08Mom!
16:09Mom!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty,
16:17but you brought the Sea God's haul down on us.
16:19Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this.
16:25Back off, you ugly witch!
16:27Don't you dare lay a finger on our mom!
16:30Ah!
16:36You little maggots!
16:38This is what happens when you piss off the Sea God!
16:42You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards!
16:55Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No!
17:01Michelle, let go of my kids!
17:03Ah!
17:03Ah!
17:04It's my skin!
17:05I'll take the hit!
17:06Just don't touch them!
17:08Ah!
17:10Jennifer!
17:11Jennifer!
17:11This is your goddamn fault!
17:13If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these bastards,
17:17we wouldn't be in this mess!
17:19No, put this all on me!
17:21Chris and Sophia are good kids!
17:24They're your own flesh and blood!
17:26For God's sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me!
17:30I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:31What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for?
17:34Skin them alive already!
17:41These mortals!
17:43No!
17:44These monsters!
17:45How dare they stoop this low!
17:50Screw it!
17:51I'm taking my true form to save the heirs!
17:59Thomas, stop!
18:01You know the rules!
18:02If you manifest in the mortal realm, you break the law of fate!
18:06You'll be wiped from existence!
18:12No!
18:13Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:24Do it like this!
18:26Put your backs into it!
18:27If you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience,
18:31I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:37I can't stomach this anymore!
18:40Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:48Wait, Samus!
18:50I feel the power of the sea god!
19:09Back the hell off!
19:20Look!
19:21It's Lord Poseidons!
19:23The boss is actually back!
19:27Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here!
19:30I am so sorry I let you go through this hell!
19:33It's really you?
19:34Thank God he actually brought you back to me. Look, this is Chris and Sophia. Our kids.
19:43Dad, we totally knew it was you. You actually came back.
19:48What in the hell just happened? Jesus, how'd I end up eating dirt?
19:53Father, forget that look over there. That filthy beggar is back.
19:57Talk. Right now. Who did this? Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my
20:06kids?
20:07You don't get to question us. Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the Sea God.
20:12They brought this shitstorm on us. As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life.
20:18Almighty Sea God, please forgive us. These four impure wretches aren't part of our family.
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins. I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage.
20:35You absolute clowns. You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the Sea God without realizing I am
20:43the Sea God.
20:59Holy crap, he really is the Sea God.
21:03Oh, great Sea God, please forgive us. Mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings. We're innocent.
21:09Don't buy his bullshit. Open your eyes. It's just a cheap dark magic trick.
21:14If the real Sea God was here, we'd all be dead meat.
21:17He actually has the balls to impersonate the Sea God.
21:20If the real God finds out we worship the damn warlock, we're cooked.
21:24We gotta skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out.
21:28You arrogant, brain-death mortals.
21:31You tortured my wife and kids.
21:34So now, I'm thing Terrive. I'm bringing down the ocean's wrath.
21:39I'll give you a front-row seat to exactly who you're messing with.
21:49No freaking way. Is this filthy beggar actually the Sea God?
22:01Ha! Look at that! I totally called it!
22:05This filthy street rat is a complete fraud!
22:16What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:34Wait, why did the Sea God statue just blow to pieces?
22:38You brain-dead idiots! The real Sea God is pissed because this peasant is playing dress-up with his name!
22:45Help me pin this bastard down and finish him!
22:48Step on it! If we don't string them up right now, the Sea God is gonna wipe us off the
22:53map!
22:53The ocean will swallow us whole!
22:55Freeze!
22:57Look! He's running on fumes!
22:59Now's our window to take this warlock out!
23:02What the hell is going on?
23:05Enough!
23:06I'll let it slide you got played earlier.
23:08But from this second on, if you touch my wife and kids, I'll rain literal hellfire on you!
23:14You gullible morons.
23:16Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago.
23:20Like the Sea-Dotted would moo light as a tramp.
23:23Like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just poof into thin air.
23:27I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic.
23:35Damn straight.
23:37A true god is untouchable.
23:39You hack this warlock to pieces.
23:43And I'll toss you ten gold coins right here.
23:47Right now.
24:01Un-freaking-believable.
24:04The guy's literally made of steel.
24:10Almighty Sea God, please forgive your cluteless blind believers.
24:15You unrepentant mortals.
24:18You actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me?
24:22You vicious brain-dead clowns.
24:26Time to face the music!
24:32Holy crap!
24:33He really is the Sea God!
24:35We are dead meat!
24:39What just happened?
24:41Why am I running on empty?
24:42No.
24:43The coma.
24:44I burned through all my divine mocha fighting off that damn curse for nine years.
24:51This damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion!
24:54We need to get the high priest down here to wreck him!
24:57You absolute idiots!
24:59Do you seriously think this washed-up bum is the Sea God?
25:02He's just a wicked warlock!
25:04If he was actually Poseidon, he wouldn't be this pathetic!
25:09It's an ancient curse.
25:11I tank my powers fighting it off.
25:13That's why I'm weakened.
25:14You brain-dead sheep!
25:16Only morons swallow a lie that pathetic.
25:18Anyone who sides with this warlock has catched hell when the real god finds out.
25:30Shut the hell up!
25:33Who's got the nerve to impersonate the Sea God under my roof?
25:42A little birdie told me some crack-pop in here is parading around calling himself the Sea God.
25:50Your Holiness, it's this wicked warlock.
25:52He's using dark magic to fake being the Sea God and scam our tributes.
25:56High Priest, you're the only hotline to the Sea God.
25:59If he was really coming down, he'd have given you a heads up.
26:08I haven't heard a damn thing thing about the Sea God coming down.
26:12You're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play God.
26:17The High Priest is his top servant!
26:20This guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act!
26:24Make him pay!
26:28Thank God for the High Priest.
26:30We almost bought the scam!
26:33The Sea God would have been pissed!
26:36And we'd be dead meat!
26:40What a joke.
26:41I don't have some mortal messenger down here.
26:43He's full of shit.
26:45You arrogant little speck.
26:47Did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath?
26:50You son of a bitch!
26:52How dare you slander me!
26:53I'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself!
27:28I'm sorry!
27:30I'm sorry!
27:31Impossible! Yeah, that was the Sea God's wrath!
27:34Warning me! Because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet!
27:39Letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple!
27:43Oh, it was his wrath, alright. But who do you think called it down?
27:48Listen up! Defy the Sea God, and you'll get worse than lightning!
27:54He'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell!
28:09Ignorant Sheep
28:25No freakin' way!
28:36No freakin' way!
28:38Even running on a fraction of my power, you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger on my family.
28:46Guys, listen. There is zero chance he's the Sea God. Since when does a god fall for a random munal?
28:51It's a joke! He's a cheap warlock!
28:54Hold the line! Did you idiots forget his orders? Want to get swallowed by a tidal wave? We're dead meat
29:00if you back down!
29:02But his voodoo is too strong! We can't even dent this freakish water wall!
29:08Bullshit! Every trick has a loophole! Hurl every sharp object we've got! Something's bound to bust this cheap-ass force
29:15mailed...
29:22Dad, you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air? Are you actually the Sea God?
29:30You bet he is, sweetie. Your dad would never lie to you.
29:36Alright, if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo, it's time to bring out the big gun.
29:43Watch and weep, warlock!
29:46I don't care how strong your mojo is, it ain't surviving the Sea God's anchor!
29:56TRIED IT! SEALD GENEPHEH!
30:10TRIED IT! SEALD GENEPHEH!
30:23are you kidding me how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig who the hell are you
30:30i warned you the absolute fools open your damn eyes this is the trident the ultimate
30:36symbol of the ocean and i am its master poseidon the sea god
30:43the sea god he actually is the sea god sweet jesus what the hell have i done
30:50you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years just to line your own pockets
30:56that is an unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy william brain masked us we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord sighted please spare us jennifer these monsters put you and the kids through absolute
31:18hell it's your call how do you want me to finish them no jennifer my precious daughter don't do
31:26this you know me i would never truly hurt you okay i screwed up i admit it but i see
31:31the light
31:32now we share the same blood we're family please jennifer don't let him wipe us off the map over a
31:38grudge think of the kids exactly jennifer my sweet sister we share the same blood i swear to god
31:47i'll never pull this shit again please cut us a break
31:55honey i'm not a monster like them they still share blood with our kids
32:00i won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:03let's just walk away i just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous
32:32you must be my boy poseidon's wife absolutely stunning
32:48mother oh my goodness and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:56mother these are the kids jennifer gave me pretty cute right grandma grandma
33:05are you kidding me nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:12i packed way too light but don't worry darlings grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23what the actual hell
33:26i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:05take a look kiddos a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10what do you think we'd love anything you give us grandma but there's literally nothing here
34:41whoa
34:42this is freaking awesome
34:45Oh, it melts my heart to see you love it.
34:48Thanks a million, Grandma!
34:50Jennifer, my dear, slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age.
34:55This bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease.
34:57And this ring calls down lightning on demand.
35:00Just a little welcome to the family starter pack.
35:03No way, Mother! These are priceless. I can't accept them.
35:09Oh my God! I am so, so sorry! I swear it slipped!
35:12Jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl.
35:16Now I've shattered something priceless from the sea god's mother.
35:19She's gonna skin me alive!
35:20Hey, deep breaths, Jennifer. Relax.
35:23Remember, Mother gave those to you. They're yours now.
35:27You can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy.
35:33Oh, sweetheart, no! This is 100% on me.
35:37I totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact.
35:41I can't believe I almost gave you a heart attack. Bad grandma.
35:44Jennifer, honey, stop walking on eggshells.
35:47Chuck this bling at the wall for fun.
35:49Break it all, bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us.
35:53Thank you, Mother.
35:55Hold on, Poseidon. Where's your gift?
35:57This poor girl went through nine years of hell because you face-planted into a coma.
36:01Treat her like royalty or I'll personally kick your ass to the curb.
36:04Mother, chill!
36:05I already hooked Jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace.
36:09I just didn't bring it because I was rushing to save her.
36:13I'll grab it the second we kept breather, babe.
36:18Hold the phone. I brought a little something for my new sister-in-law, too.
36:27Look, I'm really sorry, Jennifer. This whole disaster is basically my fault.
36:31You and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me.
36:34Consider this a My Bad Care package. A massive dose of raw divine power.
36:38Zeus, you absolute meathead. Did you completely forget?
36:41Jennifer is still 100% human. Her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet.
36:46Ah, crap. My bad, Jennifer. I totally dropped the ball on that one. Brain frat.
36:52Hand it over.
36:55I'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for Jennifer to make up for your screw-up.
37:01Jennifer, our wedding down here was pretty bearspone and my family missed it.
37:05Let's do a massive blowout. Invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings.
37:09Sorry, honey. Can we skip the blowout?
37:11Chris, Sophia, and I are literally nobodies. We'd stick out like Serethys partying with actual gods.
37:17I'm just really freaked out. Are they going to act like Aunt Michelle and beat us up for being trash?
37:23We don't need them. Just you and Dad is enough.
37:29My poor sweet babies. You've been through the renter.
37:32Listen to Grandma, okay? That nightmare is over.
37:35None of my kids are toxic snobs like that. They'll treat you like absolute royalty.
37:38Damn right. I guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms.
37:42And if you're still spooked, I swear on my life, as long as I'm breathing, nobody lays a finger on
37:47you.
37:47Okay, Besteiden. I trust you.
37:59The wedding dress is the main event, and these mortal rags are tragically basic.
38:05Even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our Jennifer.
38:14Grandma, I brought the wardrobe.
38:23Jennifer, go nuts. Pick out absolutely anything you want.
38:28Up here, we use magic power like cash, and Zeus' apology fund is basically a bottomless black card.
38:36Unreal.
38:39It's so insanely soft.
38:42I've been stuck in patched-up potato sacks my whole life.
38:46I'm actually allowed to wear this?
38:51Obviously, but Zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom-made by yours truly.
39:02Hey, Jennifer, look at me.
39:04By the almighty ocean.
39:06My beautiful wife, how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous?
39:09Mom, you look insanely pretty!
39:11I had zero clue you were this stunning, Jennifer, and your kids are adorable.
39:16Look, I whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly.
39:18Just rock these around the palace.
39:20This is just...
39:21Thank you so, so much.
39:22We absolutely love it.
39:25Don't mention it, but hey, Grandma.
39:28Jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones.
39:30We need to put some meat on them.
39:32Hestia's actually been cooking up a storm.
39:34Pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for Jennifer and the kids.
39:38She even called dibs on catering the wedding.
39:40You guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this.
39:42This is way too much.
39:44Jennifer, you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters.
39:48Listen to me.
39:49You need to seriously carb load.
39:51Damn right.
39:51Your health is the only thing I care about.
39:53Don't fight us.
39:54Just be a good girl and eat up.
40:02Hey there, Jennifer, come on over.
40:04Dig in and let me know what hits the spot.
40:15Awesome!
40:16I didn't even know food could taste this freaking good!
40:24Come on, Jennifer.
40:25Let your husband pamper you for a second.
40:27Say ah.
40:44Hope you like the setup, babe.
40:46Mother went totally overboard.
40:48If you hate any of it, just say the word.
40:50I'll tear it down and start from scratch.
40:51No sweat.
40:52Oh, don't even worry about it, honey.
40:54I'm obsessed with it.
40:59Jennifer, mother's got Chris and Sophia for the night, so we've got the place to ourselves.
41:03What do you say we go for baby number three?
41:06Oh, honey, no.
41:08Three kids?
41:10I'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them.
41:12Babe, you're married to the sea god.
41:14Even if we're swamped, my mom and siblings are right next door.
41:17Our kids will never be alone.
41:21Plus, my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth.
41:24I'd put her on speed dial.
41:25You wouldn't feel a thing.
41:27All right, all right.
41:29You're the boss.
41:48God, Jennifer.
41:49You're just as breathtaking as the day we married.
42:02Grandma, where's mom?
42:04She's the VIP today.
42:06Why is she MIA?
42:08Hold on a minute, kiddo.
42:10Let's go track down your dad and figure this out.
42:15Hey, Pisteiden, why the holdup with Jennifer?
42:18Did we hit a snag?
42:21Well, Jennifer and I didn't get any sleep until the sun came up.
42:24She's dead to the world, so I figured I'd let her rest.
42:26I just slipped out.
42:28Freaking believable.
42:29The wedding is literally about to start.
42:31Could you really not keep it in your pants for one night?
42:33All right, Mother, chill.
42:34I'm going to get her right now.
42:45Holy crap, Poseidon actually let me sleep in?
42:47It's our damn wedding day.
42:48I'm going to be so late.
42:49I got to sprint.
42:57Mother playing favorites, as always.
43:01Giving a punk like Poseidon a palace this sick.
43:16I'm real.
43:18What's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this?
43:23Hey, gorgeous.
43:24Hades, god of the underworld.
43:26Ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen.
43:29Yeah, hard pass.
43:30Not interested.
43:37CUTE.
43:38But that's not really your call to make, sweetheart.
43:59Hades, what the hell do you think you're doing?
44:06Well, color me shocked
44:08Who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you?
44:17Hades, if we didn't share a mother, I'd gut you where you stand
44:25What the hell is going on here?
44:29Hades, how did I raise such a scumbag?
44:33Apologize to Jennifer
44:35Right now!
44:36My bad, Jennifer, didn't know who you were
44:39Take half my divine power as a peace offering
44:41It'll make you completely immortal
44:43Just let it slide, Mother
44:44The wedding's starting, let's not waste another second on this creep
44:56In the name of the sea god, I swear Jennifer is my one and only wife
45:00From this day forward, she shares the full power of the ocean with me
45:05I swear on my life to be completely faithful to Poseidon
45:09Until my last breath
45:21Mom and dad are gonna live happily ever after with us
45:40Grandma, mom only wakes up on time when we're around
45:43We want to have a sleepover with mom
45:49All right, my sweet little angels, let it go
45:51Your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight
46:02Honey, thank you for giving me such a warm, happy home
46:05This place is everything I've ever dreamed of
46:11If you know love it here, we'll just put down roots
46:16Honestly, the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway
46:20I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow
46:34I won't break my promise this time, I swear
46:37Three days tops
46:40And this little toy boat, if you run into trouble
46:43Just crush it and I'll be there in a heartbeat
46:55And this barrier, unless you say so
46:57It'll bounce every single person trying to get in
47:03Stay safe out there, honey
47:07Dad, hurry back so we can play
47:24This is it
47:26Look at this place
47:27Hades better not be playing us
47:29He swore if we pull this off
47:31He'd bring our family's empire back from the dead
47:36Hell no, he wouldn't
47:38He's the god of the underworld
47:41The sea god basically nuked our family
47:43Lord Hades is our only lifeline
47:53Over here
47:55Bet you can't catch us
47:56Chris, Sophia, slow down
47:58You're gonna eat dirt
47:59We don't care if we get hurt
48:02When dad gets back, he can patch us up in seconds
48:08Yoo-ho, Jennifer, come look who's here
48:12Why the hell is the door locked?
48:15We're your flesh and blood
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already
48:20Nice try, but that ain't happening
48:26Son of a bitch
48:28Hades called it
48:29The sea god rigged this place with a force field
48:32Our only play is to guilt-track Jennifer into opening the damn door
48:36Jennifer, I know you're listening
48:38Are you brain dead?
48:41We put a roof over your head when you had nothing
48:45Now we're homeless
48:47You owe us
48:55Cut the crap
48:56You made my life a living hell back then
48:58Don't act like you did me a favor
49:01Jennifer, I'm your own flesh and blood
49:04Are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day?
49:08Your husband is the freaking sea god
49:11A few table graphs could save our family
49:13Yeah, Jennifer
49:15Just bail us out this once
49:18Consider it rent for housing you
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again
49:25Get a grip, Jennifer
49:27Stop giving them handouts
49:30But
49:31If a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good
49:33Maybe it's worth it
49:39You better keep your word
49:41Take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again
49:49Are you really that dense, Jennifer?
49:52I've literally never played it straight with you
50:05Jennifer, those goddamn merchants are psychos
50:09They robbed us blind, took your gold
50:11And now they want us dead
50:12Please, open the damn door
50:15Jennifer, they only went psycho
50:18Because you're the sea god's wife
50:19This is 100% on you
50:21You can't leave us out here to get butchered
50:27I'm dead serious, Jennifer
50:29The merchant and his goons are right on our ass
50:32If you don't let us in
50:33You're signing our death warrants
50:35Jennifer, are you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered?
50:37Make your mother a widow?
50:38If word gets out she raised a heartless monster
50:41Society will destroy her
51:04How'd you score a pad like this anyway?
51:07Get off your ass and hand this house over to us
51:09We gave you a place to crash
51:11Now you owe us a house
51:13Do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon
51:15To bail me out again?
51:17No, I can't keep dragging him into my messes
51:28Unreal! Look at this motherlod!
51:30Father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash
51:35Trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this
51:37We do!
51:42Check out this palace
51:43The bling is nice, but the real estate is the real jackpot
51:46We gotta get our names on that deed
51:48You brain-dead idiots!
51:50Did you forget Hades' orders?
51:51Move your asses!
51:53Chuck that bitch Jennifer out onto the street!
51:57Right!
51:58Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off
52:01What the heck do you think you're doing?
52:03When Dad finds out, he's gonna wipe the floor with you!
52:06Yeah!
52:07You stupid jerks!
52:09If you touch Mom, Dad is gonna destroy you!
52:13Give me a break!
52:15How's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother?
52:19He'll either boot her or drown her ass!
52:25No!
52:26Father, why are you doing this to me?
52:28He did!
52:28He did!
52:29Yes!
52:29Woo!
52:29Woo!
52:45Not bad at all!
52:46Like we agree.
52:47I'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome.
52:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
52:51You're the best Lord Hades thank you get your hands off her
53:05Get your hands off
53:21I gave you your chance Hades
53:29Jennifer you were in real danger. Why didn't you call me?
53:34Honey, I'm so sorry. I just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate. I'm just a useless mortal.
53:40I can't keep dragging you down
53:43Look at me, babe. We're married
53:46Nothing in this universe matters more than you. I already missed nine years
53:55Come hell or high water. You're never facing anything alone again
54:02I get it honey. I promise
54:12And as for these psychos
54:15They've crossed the line too many times
54:18Even if you want to give them a pass. I'm gonna slaughter every last one of them
54:29Oh
54:30Almighty sea god, please you've got it all wrong. We only broke in because we caught Jennifer that absolute slut
54:36hooking up with another guy
54:39We were protecting your honor
54:40Exactly if we hadn't showed up she'd be all over some other dude
54:45Honestly, you should be thanking us. You're all sick in the head
54:49I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth
54:59Oh
55:01Oh
55:02Oh
55:31Poseidon, you go!
55:32You gullible idiot. I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me.
55:38Did you skip Godhub 101? If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears
55:44the owner apart.
55:49Look, brother, I don't want to end you. Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
56:00Come on, Jennifer. Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:07Poseidon, please, get up!
56:09Jennifer, get over here. Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture.
56:15Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:18Get over here, Jennifer! Or I swear, I'm gonna erase Poseidon from existence right now!
56:26Don't!
56:28Jennifer, listen to me!
56:30If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here! Right now!
56:35Please, just stop hurting Poseidon!
56:42I'll do it!
56:44I agree to whatever you want.
56:47Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:08You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:15You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
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