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The Romantic Thesis of Us - Full Episode (ENGSUB) | CEO Romance, Concealed Identity, Short Drama #ADB
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00:00:01As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party, and I'm
00:00:09going to wow them all. Until...
00:00:13What is she wearing?
00:00:15Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:00:20I didn't think you'd come.
00:00:22This outfit is a choice.
00:00:25Did I come to the wrong place?
00:00:27Everyone, our love expert, Mia. She's dressed a bit special today, so it's the perfect time for everyone to get
00:00:36to know her.
00:00:39Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you were some kind of love group?
00:00:44I thought this was Professor Bryan's costume party.
00:00:48Oh, you received this invitation? Sorry.
00:00:53Yours is fake.
00:00:55We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:00:58Let's post it.
00:01:00Entitled it, The Bunny Girl Breakdown.
00:01:03The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:01:21That's enough.
00:01:22What are you all doing here?
00:01:25Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:01:28Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:01:32I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:01:35Are you okay? I was seriously over the line.
00:01:39Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:01:42Screw them! I mean, you're amazing. They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:01:48Still pretending to be an academic?
00:01:51Maybe your next paper should be titled, How to Public Yourself Under Embarrassed.
00:01:57All right, Amy. Let's make this interesting.
00:02:03Ten seconds. And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:02:08Are you dreaming? You're crazy.
00:02:11If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:02:16And if I lose, then I will delete my thesis.
00:02:22And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:02:25Do.
00:02:34Leo, right?
00:02:39It was really cool what you did over there.
00:02:43Mia?
00:02:44And do you remember my name?
00:02:46It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:02:52I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:02:55Or is that just a theory?
00:03:08Wait.
00:03:13Your earring is caught on my coat.
00:03:41Why?
00:03:45Yes!
00:03:51I can't take no more lies
00:03:56There's something in those lies
00:04:00close that just one potential killer male.
00:04:02Laugh,up Alright.
00:04:04trace this You are an terrifying creature.
00:04:05What is your placebo?
00:04:07Now is our story.
00:04:11You got it.
00:04:21You said ten seconds.
00:04:23I counted six.
00:04:25I mean, that was insane.
00:04:26You had the whole room holding their breath.
00:04:28Even Leo.
00:04:29Step one to Mia's love theory.
00:04:31Create controlled chaos.
00:04:34And what was the result?
00:04:35Chemistry 1A.
00:04:37Dopamine activation.
00:04:41Hello?
00:04:46So she crashed an exclusive dinner.
00:04:49Forged the invitation.
00:04:52Put on that performance.
00:04:53And calls it research.
00:04:55I think there might be some misunderstanding.
00:04:57I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department.
00:05:00Perfect GPA.
00:05:01No disciplinary record.
00:05:05Place of birth to Oregon?
00:05:08It's just like her.
00:05:11How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:05:13Oh, all set.
00:05:14It's today.
00:05:19My husband wants to meet me today.
00:05:22Seriously?
00:05:23That prick didn't even go to the wedding.
00:05:25You're going to see him.
00:05:26Nope.
00:05:26Love is the last thing I need to be happy.
00:05:37Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:05:45I do.
00:05:51There, Mom.
00:05:52Now I am married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away.
00:05:57I hope you're happy.
00:05:59My parents arranged the marriage before they died.
00:06:03I haven't even met the man.
00:06:05I need to get a divorce.
00:06:07Asap.
00:06:12Lily?
00:06:13Oh, my gosh.
00:06:15Long time no see.
00:06:19What are our plans?
00:06:20I need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband that I've never met.
00:06:25Hold on.
00:06:26Why me?
00:06:27Because you know me better than anyone.
00:06:31And you have a ton of experience handling jerks.
00:06:35Girl, you called me because of that.
00:06:37Oh, wait.
00:06:37Lily, Lily, um.
00:06:45Say no more.
00:06:46When are we going to do that?
00:06:48Well.
00:07:05Oh, my God.
00:07:07Mia's husband is just my type.
00:07:12Are you Leo Brian?
00:07:15Yes, please.
00:07:17Sit.
00:07:24I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married.
00:07:29I'll make it up to you.
00:07:30This marriage was our parents' idea, but I'll put you through college.
00:07:35You can divorce after you graduate.
00:07:39Actually, I...
00:07:40I know you have a lot of student debt.
00:07:43You're welcome to move in with me.
00:07:54Let me think about it.
00:07:57Let me know when you thought it over.
00:08:04Oh, it's okay.
00:08:05I've got this.
00:08:11See you later.
00:08:12See you later.
00:08:26See you later.
00:08:29Oh, my God, girl!
00:08:30Lily!
00:08:31Oh, my gosh.
00:08:31Tell me everything that happened.
00:08:33Your husband is so ugly and dirt poor tooth.
00:08:36I mean, he even tried to fill me up.
00:08:39You dodged a bullet, girl.
00:08:40Wait, Lily.
00:08:41I'm so sorry.
00:08:42Are you okay?
00:08:44Well, no problem, because I just keep him right in a family's nose.
00:08:49So just forget that he ever existed, okay?
00:08:52Okay.
00:08:53Well, let me at least make you dinner.
00:08:57Please.
00:08:58It's the least I can do.
00:09:02Rejected.
00:09:03The psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:09:09Then what do you want me to do?
00:09:11Find the perfect man.
00:09:13Bag the perfect man.
00:09:14And then get back to me.
00:09:15Good luck with that one.
00:09:26Who is the perfect guy?
00:09:30What are you going to do?
00:09:32Graduation's in three months.
00:09:34Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl.
00:09:36I mean, you need a guinea pig and fast.
00:09:44Leo Bryan.
00:09:46He's a visiting professor here.
00:09:48Wow.
00:09:50Fate is working overtime with you two.
00:10:00Mr. Bryan, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:10:12Back to her, Mia.
00:10:14It'll be a piece of cake.
00:10:15I'll just implement step two of Mia's.
00:10:19Wrong!
00:10:20Men are visual creatures.
00:10:22You need to catch his eye first.
00:10:28Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI.
00:10:34This is mortifying.
00:10:36I thought he was the only one here.
00:10:38And I'm looking for an assistant.
00:10:55We are the obvious choice.
00:10:58Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project.
00:11:01As you may know, Amy's dad is the CEO...
00:11:04Stop.
00:11:05Connections won't get you anywhere with me.
00:11:07Go.
00:11:09I'm not repeating myself.
00:11:13He really is the perfect guy.
00:11:22I don't want anybody working for me who's more concerned about clothes than research.
00:11:33Who wrote this?
00:11:35Psychology of Love.
00:11:37You read?
00:11:43That's one of the best reports I've ever read.
00:11:48Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:11:50The one and only.
00:11:52It says here you were born in Oregon.
00:11:54Sister city, to be exact.
00:11:56Do you have a boyfriend?
00:11:59Absolutely.
00:12:01Positively.
00:12:02100% no.
00:12:04Holy shit.
00:12:06He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone.
00:12:10Oh, he is so in love with me.
00:12:15Her name is identical to my wife's, and she's from the same city.
00:12:24You got the job.
00:12:26Everyone else can go.
00:12:28Sorry.
00:12:29Thank you, Professor Brian.
00:12:33Just keep things professional.
00:12:35Or you're done.
00:12:38Just do your job.
00:12:42Step number three in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:12:46Spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:12:54Just making sure my boss looks good.
00:12:58I want to hold you
00:13:02Under the red moon
00:13:06Me?
00:13:07I'd be more worried about yourself.
00:13:10My grandma wouldn't wear that dress.
00:13:12Well, your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way.
00:13:16Anson.
00:13:19Familiarize her with the projects over the next few days.
00:13:22Understood.
00:13:27Listen up, Lily.
00:13:29Rent's on me this month.
00:13:31What?
00:13:32You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:13:35This is Leo Brian.
00:13:38And I'm going to be his research assistant.
00:13:42Um, Leo Brian?
00:13:44Do you know he's your husband?
00:13:45Can he pay?
00:13:45Yeah.
00:13:47I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm going to pass this semester.
00:13:51Girl, listen to me.
00:13:53I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:13:55and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:13:58Please, stay away from him.
00:14:20Baby, I have nowhere to go.
00:14:22You said you would take care of me.
00:14:29Because we're married, right?
00:14:36Because we're married, right?
00:14:40So, where are we sleeping to?
00:14:46Just stay in your own lane.
00:14:48You can have the upstairs.
00:14:58This is all going to be mine one day.
00:15:01Leo, you're going to fall for me whether you like it or not.
00:15:08Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out.
00:15:11No?
00:15:12You know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work.
00:15:17You should ask your roommate, Lily.
00:15:19Guy's over.
00:15:20Not my roommate anymore.
00:15:22She just moved in with her new boyfriend.
00:15:25They're so jealous that you're like this with Professor Brian.
00:15:30Listen, I hate to be a bummer, but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league.
00:15:36Bullshit!
00:15:37I am nice, I am hardworking, and I have my master's.
00:15:41What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:15:45Uh, I know, I am Professor Jackoff, and I am a total asshole.
00:15:50You're right.
00:15:51I never shut up, and I love to hear the sound of my own voice.
00:15:55He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met.
00:16:10Well, what a coincidence.
00:16:14That isn't my favorite professor.
00:16:16Professor, I didn't realize you were so two-faced.
00:16:21I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow, but...
00:16:33A fancy date?
00:16:35It's happening.
00:16:36I mean, I can't believe it.
00:16:37Leo really asked you out.
00:16:39Finally.
00:16:40It's my turn.
00:16:46Mia, I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Brian tomorrow.
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:54You don't have to worry about me.
00:16:56You're such a good friend.
00:16:59But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow.
00:17:03Go, girl.
00:17:10Oh, I'm sorry, Mia.
00:17:12Leo is mine.
00:17:16Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance, A, B, S.
00:17:21Always be smiling.
00:17:35Hi.
00:17:36This is a very important meeting.
00:17:38I'll give up the samples I mentioned in my notes.
00:17:41Peter?
00:17:42Leo!
00:17:45What the fuck?
00:17:51Come on, hurry up.
00:17:53His notes must have been in the invite.
00:17:55Where did it go?
00:17:56Mia, come on.
00:17:58Get your head in the gate.
00:18:11Good to see you.
00:18:12Long time no see.
00:18:13How have you been?
00:18:14Good.
00:18:15Should we have a ghost?
00:18:16We should.
00:18:18Oh, I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:18:20Yeah.
00:18:21Mia, you want to show them?
00:18:23Mia, samples.
00:18:33Sample?
00:18:35You must be starving.
00:18:42Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:18:44I shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach.
00:18:49Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no.
00:18:53So why don't you eat first and we'll talk later.
00:18:57Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:19:00Everyone needs a lot about business.
00:19:02It's just a nice change of pace.
00:19:04Huh.
00:19:05Yeah, she's a great girl.
00:19:07One second.
00:19:09Okay, we should eat.
00:19:10Let's talk over there, shall we?
00:19:15Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:19:17I thought this was a date.
00:19:20A date?
00:19:22Really?
00:19:23You're into your presser?
00:19:30I don't misunderstand this.
00:19:34You're only here because Aniston's busy.
00:19:37Of course.
00:19:40It's professional.
00:19:44Jetty's ready.
00:19:45Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian.
00:19:48Great.
00:19:50Lead the way.
00:19:55I just can't catch a break, can I?
00:20:00Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:20:02Not good.
00:20:03I'm an idiot.
00:20:04I thought it was a date, and it's not, and I'm out on my ass.
00:20:07Fuck this!
00:20:15This day just keeps getting worse and worse.
00:20:23I'm thinking how loud I'm thinking I don't even want to play this game.
00:20:31Will I make it up?
00:20:34Will I make it up?
00:20:38Leo?
00:20:40You came?
00:20:57I couldn't leave you here alone.
00:20:59You are my assistant, after all.
00:21:02That is very nice of you.
00:21:05I'm sorry about it earlier.
00:21:07I didn't explain myself quite clearly.
00:21:09But you did well.
00:21:12You shouldn't push yourself.
00:21:14Here, take this.
00:21:30I'm gonna get you all wet.
00:21:32Don't worry about me.
00:21:34I got this.
00:21:42I need to trip you forever.
00:21:46Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:21:52It's okay, I can do it myself.
00:21:56You want something to drink?
00:21:57I'm good.
00:22:00What's wrong?
00:22:02I got it.
00:22:03just an example.
00:22:07That's how I let go of you.
00:22:11Damn it.
00:22:17Do you always have random hookups?
00:22:20There's a lesson from your professor.
00:22:23Every conclusion needs evidence to back it up.
00:22:35Would you like to find out?
00:22:47He is so sexy!
00:22:53I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:23:00How many girls have just melted looking in those eyes?
00:23:06But I'm your professor.
00:23:09I won't take advantage of you.
00:23:12Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:23:15I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:23:20So why did Lily say that?
00:23:27Miss Rolls, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:23:33Thank you, Harvey.
00:23:35Mia is... married?
00:23:41Thank you, Harvey.
00:23:48Was that your parents?
00:23:50No, actually my parents are dead.
00:23:55I'm sorry.
00:23:58I'll take you home.
00:24:00You really don't have to do that.
00:24:08Thanks for the ride!
00:24:10Where were you? We were waiting for you!
00:24:12It was kind of a thing, sorry.
00:24:15It's okay, we were just...
00:24:17I'm scared shitless, okay?
00:24:19I'm glad you're alright.
00:24:23Hey!
00:24:24Uh, Miss Rose got home safe.
00:24:26So, I'm off to the bar.
00:24:29Oh, uh, there was some guy there, though.
00:24:31He was, like, pushing her around.
00:24:33What? Who?
00:24:36I couldn't get a good look at him.
00:24:38But, they went inside together.
00:24:41No.
00:24:42She is obviously after you, so...
00:24:45Why don't you just fire her?
00:24:46We need her expertise.
00:24:49As a professor, I should keep an eye on her.
00:24:52Yeah, good excuse.
00:24:55Look into her supposed husband.
00:25:13We haven't spent any time together.
00:25:16Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:25:21We're getting a divorce after you graduate.
00:25:24So don't get any ideas.
00:25:28I'll come back after you're dressed.
00:25:36I won't let real Liam take you away from me.
00:25:41Shit.
00:25:49Wait, so he carried you home.
00:25:51He's totally in love with you.
00:25:53Advance congratulations on, uh, graduating early.
00:25:57It's him!
00:26:03Stay the fuck away from me.
00:26:06We are never going to happen?
00:26:10He's playing me like a damn puppet.
00:26:13You know how men are.
00:26:15They treat women like easy come, easy go.
00:26:18It's textbook Matthew effect.
00:26:21I shook my hand too soon.
00:26:23Don't give up that easy.
00:26:24We still have plan B.
00:26:27The cold shovel there!
00:26:29Maybe he's just stubborn.
00:26:35Take this.
00:26:36It was developed by my department.
00:26:38It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat and brain waves.
00:26:42Emma, you are a genius!
00:26:45Leo Bryan?
00:26:48You ain't seen nothing yet.
00:26:50Leo Bryan?
00:27:14You ain't seen nothing yet.
00:27:15I usually lunch on my own, but you're welcome to join me.
00:27:19Sorry for the misunderstanding.
00:27:21I just wanted to borrow this.
00:27:23You're not really my type.
00:27:40Oh yeah, nice work.
00:27:43He's definitely jealous.
00:27:52Oh yeah, nice work.
00:27:59How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:28:03No.
00:28:07How can Mia say I'm not her type?
00:28:10It seems like you care about her more than you should, Professor.
00:28:14I found something on her husband.
00:28:22It seems like she's secretly married.
00:28:25None of her classmates know.
00:28:27We need a PI.
00:28:32She's too innocent.
00:28:33I'm afraid that someone's gonna take advantage of her.
00:28:36I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her.
00:28:40She lives in a shady part of town.
00:28:43Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:28:51Professor Bryan, I need the afternoon off.
00:28:55Why?
00:28:56Well, if you must know, I have a date.
00:29:00With who?
00:29:01Now that is really none of your business.
00:29:05You can't.
00:29:06I need you this afternoon.
00:29:08Miss Assistant.
00:29:18And it's totally working.
00:29:20Please take in your shopping.
00:29:23Careful.
00:29:25Who are you talking to?
00:29:27It's private.
00:29:29What are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:29:31Why don't you help me pick something out?
00:29:35Which one do you like?
00:29:43Try it on.
00:29:45It's for a birthday present.
00:29:47How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:29:51Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:29:52June.
00:29:54Under the red moon.
00:29:58Only a blanket of stars to keep us warm.
00:30:04Same name, hometown and birthday?
00:30:09Way too many coincidences.
00:30:10And I'm sorry.
00:30:12We just think that we are now.
00:30:16These are gorgeous.
00:30:21Are they really for me?
00:30:24I...
00:30:24Actually, they're...
00:30:26A gift for someone else.
00:30:30If I didn't know better,
00:30:32I think this Mia was my wife.
00:30:34Sorry.
00:30:37My mistake.
00:30:39Shit.
00:30:40Is he interested in someone else?
00:30:43Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:30:58Mia.
00:31:00Hold on.
00:31:06You looked beautiful in them.
00:31:08Now, why would you give me something so nice?
00:31:11If you don't look good,
00:31:12it makes me look like a bad boss.
00:31:15Here.
00:31:17Have this fitness bracelet as a gift.
00:31:27Hey, what's up?
00:31:29Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight.
00:31:35Who are you going out with?
00:31:39Who are you going out with?
00:31:41I am off the clock, boss.
00:31:44Don't worry about me.
00:31:47She lives in a shady part of town.
00:31:49Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:31:53You can't go out to a bar at night.
00:31:55It's dangerous.
00:31:56It hurts.
00:31:57What?
00:31:57Do you like me?
00:31:59Or something?
00:32:01Just admit you're jealous.
00:32:04You're not going out tonight.
00:32:06You're going back to the lab to run some tests.
00:32:11But I need ASAP.
00:32:13I need ASAP.
00:32:32What is this?
00:32:36What is this?
00:32:38That is a luminol test.
00:32:42The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline.
00:32:46It makes this oxidization with the iron, which...
00:32:51Explain it like I'm five.
00:32:53Take us, for example.
00:32:56We reacted before we even knew it.
00:32:59Kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:33:03It does.
00:33:11Your heart is racing.
00:33:12It must be broken.
00:33:17Midnight.
00:33:20Happy birthday.
00:33:23We worked hard today.
00:33:25Make a wish.
00:33:27I haven't even begun to think about that.
00:33:31I have an idea.
00:33:51You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight.
00:33:56Mom.
00:33:57Mom.
00:34:00Mia.
00:34:03Oh, my God. It's beautiful.
00:34:06How's that the stars?
00:34:07Okay.
00:34:11Mom.
00:34:17Mom.
00:34:18Mom.
00:34:20Mom.
00:34:21Mom.
00:34:22Mom.
00:34:24Mom.
00:34:27Tom.
00:34:33You know, I haven't really got the chance to look at the Star since my parents passed.
00:34:40So thank you, Professor Brevin.
00:34:44It's my pleasure.
00:34:53You're listening.
00:34:55I know you're here.
00:34:58You're drunk.
00:35:01Step number five and Mia's going to go to romance.
00:35:06Take risks.
00:35:08Mia's going to romance.
00:35:10What do you think about that?
00:35:29Why are you naked?
00:35:33What happened last night?
00:35:35Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:35:37Come on, dumbass.
00:35:38Remember.
00:36:12What happened last night?
00:36:15Oh, God, that was close.
00:36:18Why are you so relieved?
00:36:20Back up, Professor.
00:36:22You getting cold feet?
00:36:25Remember, it was you that kissed me the day we met.
00:36:28Total accident.
00:36:30I swear.
00:36:32My bad.
00:36:35I'm going to go shower.
00:36:50This data is all over the place.
00:36:55Maybe he does like me.
00:37:05Holy shit, they slept together.
00:37:11That bitch fucked her professor just graduated.
00:37:21I need another favor.
00:37:23Can you take some divorce papers to my husband?
00:37:27Oh, sure, Bessie.
00:37:29Let's meet at the bar.
00:37:33Utilizing the halo effect is step nine in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:37:38Edward L. Thorndike theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love.
00:37:45No.
00:37:46No, I'm not in love with him.
00:37:52Careful, ma'am.
00:37:53Oh, it's blinding.
00:37:59Um, I have to go write some messes.
00:38:07My old thesis is out the window.
00:38:10Science is a joke.
00:38:15You got me there.
00:38:18Certainly no scientific explanation for that.
00:38:21Hello?
00:38:24Hello?
00:38:26Lily?
00:38:27Oh my gosh, how are you?
00:38:29I'm feeling great.
00:38:31My boyfriend is so obsessed with me.
00:38:34He's showering me with cash.
00:38:36So lucky.
00:38:37Yeah.
00:38:37You must have really good taste.
00:38:40See that?
00:38:41Wow.
00:38:44That's beautiful.
00:38:45He must love spending money on you.
00:38:48Yes, he does.
00:38:49Oh, I do have a favor to ask you.
00:38:54Would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband?
00:38:59Please?
00:39:01Please don't rush me.
00:39:04Actually, is that it?
00:39:05I have to go.
00:39:06Lily, what's gotten into you?
00:39:08You've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy.
00:39:11Can I, can I, can I, at least meet him or, it's, it's okay.
00:39:16He's a very busy man.
00:39:17I, I have to go.
00:39:19Uh, bye.
00:39:22You sure have some generous friends, Mia.
00:39:25What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:27She saw you like the necklace so much, she let you keep it.
00:39:30And for free, too.
00:39:33I should give this back.
00:39:36Bad.
00:39:38Hey, cutie.
00:39:39You're here to pick me up?
00:39:41I was on the way.
00:39:46Uh, I feel sick.
00:39:49What's wrong?
00:39:52Uh, can we go?
00:40:01Mia?
00:40:02Professor Brian?
00:40:03What are you doing here?
00:40:05My friend, she lost this necklace, trying to get back to her.
00:40:15I gotta find her.
00:40:17Sorry.
00:40:30She has a necklace I gave you.
00:40:33How do you know her?
00:40:34I know her from high school.
00:40:37We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:40:40Why were you hiding from her?
00:40:43Uh, she wants me to lend her some cash.
00:40:46Not interested.
00:40:48Yep.
00:40:49She's the worst.
00:40:51Should stay away from her.
00:40:53I know her.
00:40:55What you're saying doesn't sound like you two are friends.
00:41:01I guess I'll give it to her later.
00:41:10Mia Rose?
00:41:11I'm Grace.
00:41:13Your mother-in-law.
00:41:21Sweetheart, I heard you want a divorce.
00:41:24That's true, but you don't have to worry about me.
00:41:31My son gave this to you, right?
00:41:34No, actually, that's my friend Lily's.
00:41:37Impossible.
00:41:38I helped them pick it out.
00:41:40I'm positive.
00:41:41Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:41:44Mia, I promised your mom I'd look after you.
00:41:49Please talk to my son.
00:41:59Clock's ticking.
00:42:00How's your experiment coming along?
00:42:02Um, well, if you look at the graph here, you can see the time and location.
00:42:05Okay, wait, wait, wait, cut to the point, okay?
00:42:07He kissed me, and his heart rate reached 130.
00:42:10130?
00:42:10Mine would reach 130, too, if I got one million in grunts.
00:42:13What more do you want from me?
00:42:15How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:42:18What?
00:42:19Who's in love with Mia?
00:42:25She has a secret admirer.
00:42:26I think we need to congratulate her.
00:42:29Really?
00:42:31Who?
00:42:32I have no idea.
00:42:35My office.
00:42:37Now.
00:42:38Now.
00:42:46Am I here just so you can watch me work?
00:42:49I'm running a launch for the new AI next week.
00:42:51After that, I'm leaving.
00:42:54What?
00:42:55I don't care about your credits, Mia.
00:42:58You've been a great assistant.
00:43:00Is he really leaving?
00:43:03So, he wants to make Leo admit that he loves you, the old farts-playing matchmaker.
00:43:09But he's leaving so soon.
00:43:11Do you have enough time?
00:43:12Never fear.
00:43:14David is here.
00:43:17Quick.
00:43:18What's step six to Mia's Guide to Love?
00:43:21Make your target jealous?
00:43:23Exactly.
00:43:24We need the perfect rival.
00:43:33You need the perfect rival for Leo.
00:43:40The perfect rival!
00:43:46We need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous!
00:43:50What are you doing?
00:43:51You have got to be kidding me.
00:43:55Plus, influential authors at the center.
00:43:57That's maybe.
00:43:59Hey, babe.
00:44:03You up for lunch?
00:44:07Kat, send me to the cafe with me.
00:44:09I'm actually a little busy.
00:44:13Sounds fun.
00:44:29Dang, Mia.
00:44:30I can't get over just how gorgeous you are.
00:44:33I feel the same way.
00:44:36I just love how open and honest you are.
00:44:42Too slow.
00:44:43Time for the final blow.
00:44:44You dare!
00:44:52Can't you see she's not into you?
00:44:54You wish, dude.
00:44:56I know the code to her apartment.
00:44:57We're like, close close.
00:45:00Is that so?
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02Yeah.
00:45:03Of course.
00:45:04Of course.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:09Enjoy your dessert.
00:45:11What just happened?
00:45:13Did we screw up?
00:45:14Don't worry about it.
00:45:15We still have plan B.
00:45:18David was telling the truth, but he was spotted at her house.
00:45:22So is he your husband?
00:45:23No, but the B.I. is still investigating.
00:45:26Go back to the office.
00:45:27Got it.
00:45:31Professor Leo.
00:45:32What a coincidence.
00:45:34Up for a match?
00:45:36David here has been boxing ever since he was a kid.
00:45:39You're on.
00:46:04Hey.
00:46:05Yes.
00:46:08So nobody cares about me at all.
00:46:15Don't worry, I'll be careful.
00:46:17Just let it rest it on here.
00:46:31He seems to have you all riled up.
00:46:34Mom, you're my assistant.
00:46:37Why can't you just be honest?
00:46:41Oh!
00:46:43I'll get that.
00:46:49I finally took the leap, but...
00:46:54Could you get that? It might be important.
00:46:59Looks like it's your mom.
00:47:06Mom?
00:47:06Mom.
00:47:07Oh, hi.
00:47:08Your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:47:10I want you to come.
00:47:11You and Mia?
00:47:15You and Mia?
00:47:18I can't. I'm busy.
00:47:19All right, I'll see you there tonight, hon.
00:47:33Professor, I need the night off.
00:47:37Fine. I'll take you home.
00:47:41Do you live here, too?
00:47:43Yeah.
00:47:44This is the place.
00:47:46Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:47:48What?
00:47:52I've got the research results on David.
00:47:55He's actually...
00:47:58Who's David to you?
00:48:01I've known him forever.
00:48:03It's always been really good to me.
00:48:06I've got somewhere to be.
00:48:11He seems...
00:48:13Upset.
00:48:14I know it seems like it's working.
00:48:21Mia.
00:48:22Hello, sweetheart.
00:48:24I'm great.
00:48:25I'm sorry.
00:48:26Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:48:28It's okay.
00:48:29No worries.
00:48:30Good.
00:48:31Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:48:34You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:48:46I do.
00:48:51My son messed up because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:48:55I understand.
00:48:57Give him another chance.
00:48:59He's working at your school now.
00:49:02Maybe it's fate.
00:49:05Really?
00:49:10No.
00:49:10Professor, what are you doing here?
00:49:13Stay away from David.
00:49:15He's...
00:49:19You are wasted!
00:49:21He's playing you.
00:49:22Yeah, I know.
00:49:24What?
00:49:24They're my friends.
00:49:25They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:30You're way too forgiving.
00:49:32Really, no big deal.
00:49:35No, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:49:38No, no, no, no, no, no, please!
00:49:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:49:44Leo!
00:49:45What the hell is wrong with you?
00:49:47He is drunk.
00:49:49Why would you do that?
00:49:54I don't like when he takes advantage of me.
00:50:02I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:50:05Do you like me?
00:50:09Then start acting like my professor.
00:50:13I'm sorry.
00:50:18Why am I disappointed?
00:50:20I don't have feelings for him.
00:50:22Right?
00:50:26I've been waiting for you forever.
00:50:28Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:50:32I met your mom today.
00:50:35Um, sure.
00:50:36It's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:50:39We had a great conversation.
00:50:41She always wanted that ring.
00:50:43Um, what ring?
00:50:46The one she traded with your mom.
00:50:48Oh.
00:50:53Lily, what's wrong?
00:50:55Can I ask you something?
00:50:58Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:05Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:10Could you please borrow this to me?
00:51:13Oh, Lily.
00:51:14You know I would do anything for you,
00:51:16but that's the last thing my mom gave me
00:51:19before she passed away, so.
00:51:22Fine, but at least can you drink with me?
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:28Cheers to me, single, I guess.
00:51:31Cheers.
00:51:32Cheers.
00:51:32Cheers.
00:51:47Cheers.
00:51:48Cheers.
00:51:48Cheers.
00:51:52Cheers.
00:51:53Cheers.
00:51:58Cheers.
00:52:00Cheers.
00:52:02Cheers.
00:52:02Cheers.
00:52:02Cheers.
00:52:02I'm so tired.
00:52:21Professor Brian.
00:52:23I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:52:28Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:52:30I have a life too, you know, so stop meddling.
00:52:35I am so pissed off.
00:52:38He always gets me heated.
00:52:43Is that Emma and David in there?
00:53:01Hey, fancy seeing you here.
00:53:04What is this?
00:53:05Time to fess up.
00:53:06This is too far.
00:53:08I told you he was playing you.
00:53:09There's your proof.
00:53:10No, just let him understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:53:13This is our plan B.
00:53:15Let's continue the scene.
00:53:16Okay, actually, they are just...
00:53:18Oh, no!
00:53:19You caught us!
00:53:23I won't let them take you from me.
00:53:25And you know what?
00:53:25Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:53:29Oh, my God!
00:53:33God, I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:53:37And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:53:42Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:53:46God!
00:53:48Who said you can kiss me?
00:53:52Emma, wait!
00:53:53Thanks!
00:53:57So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:54:02You were right.
00:54:04I have to be honest.
00:54:13I'm meaning to ask.
00:54:15What is this actually for?
00:54:17It detects your heart rate.
00:54:20So you giving it to me was...
00:54:23Intentional.
00:54:39Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:54:41No!
00:54:54Professor Bryant!
00:54:59Professor Bryant!
00:55:01Call me Leo.
00:55:02Leo?
00:55:04Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:55:06I think we crossed that line a long time ago.
00:55:10What do you mean by that?
00:55:12I can't take my eyes off you.
00:55:14I'm always worried about you.
00:55:17Why?
00:55:19I don't need your sympathy.
00:55:23Do you know that I've been dreaming?
00:55:27Dreaming of a place away from home.
00:55:32A paradise unfeeling.
00:55:40What more do you want from me?
00:55:42How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:55:45Do you love me?
00:55:53I need some time.
00:55:56Okay, how's 24 days?
00:56:00That's oddly specific.
00:56:03I just can't wait.
00:56:05I need to take care of something first.
00:56:08What is it?
00:56:11Actually...
00:56:13I'm married.
00:56:20Actually, I'm married.
00:56:23It was something my parents arranged.
00:56:25I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:56:29I'm gonna handle it as soon as possible.
00:56:32It's too late for that.
00:56:35Get out.
00:56:45If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:56:52Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:56:54This is my son.
00:56:56Let's go diving sometime.
00:56:58He looks familiar.
00:57:04I am on the wilderness safari.
00:57:06Leave a message if you need any.
00:57:17Do you want a divorce?
00:57:20I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:57:23Take this as an apology.
00:57:25Let's talk about this later.
00:57:27I don't feel very good.
00:57:30Can we stay like this?
00:57:37It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:57:48I've already made up my mind.
00:57:50I'm not moving out!
00:57:52That I'm leaving.
00:57:53I don't think so..
00:58:01They look like this.
00:58:05It's mine.
00:58:08Again.
00:58:12What do you want from me?
00:58:14Well, we both hate Mia, right?
00:58:17Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team!
00:58:22Not to mention, she's a homewrecker.
00:58:25Such a bitch!
00:58:27What do you think about revenge? Let's take her down.
00:58:31What's the plan?
00:58:48Here are the plans for the press conference.
00:58:58Professor, what's your wife like?
00:59:02She means nothing to me.
00:59:04Then why did you marry her?
00:59:07Mia.
00:59:08I'm sorry, I...
00:59:10If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
00:59:16What?
00:59:18Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
00:59:26You really want to meet her?
00:59:29This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
00:59:39All right, Ross.
00:59:44Whoa, he really does look like Liam.
00:59:46What, are they twins or something?
00:59:49Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
00:59:52No.
00:59:54She's been avoiding me for some reason.
00:59:57Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:00:02I want to put a pastor.
01:00:03There's no way.
01:00:04We've been best friends for forever.
01:00:08Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:00:11I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:00:15Oh my god.
01:00:17What's wrong?
01:00:20Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:00:23Shit.
01:00:24No one's going to believe her.
01:00:25What are we going to do?
01:00:32Those people are so crazy.
01:00:35Talking about you are disgusting.
01:00:38You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:00:41Thanks.
01:00:42It's like every time I open my phone.
01:00:44Oh, wait.
01:00:47Take this.
01:00:50This guy helps me a lot.
01:00:52He helped me to delay the application once.
01:00:55He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:01:01Are you sure?
01:01:02Absolutely.
01:01:03Just tell him Wilson to you.
01:01:05And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:01:10Okay.
01:01:13Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Brian.
01:01:18Yeah.
01:01:34Victor?
01:01:36Me.
01:01:41I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:01:44Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors too?
01:01:46Um.
01:01:47Yeah.
01:01:48Sure.
01:01:51It's amazing.
01:01:53You're amazing.
01:01:54People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:01:57You know.
01:01:59I can even make every man forget you never existed.
01:02:12Wait.
01:02:14Victor.
01:02:15I'm on row.
01:02:24Benson.
01:02:25Come with me now.
01:02:52I'll take care of you, all right?
01:02:54The police are on the way!
01:02:58Get the hell out of here!
01:03:01It's okay.
01:03:02You're safe now.
01:03:06You're safe now.
01:03:09I'm so glad you're okay.
01:03:13Thank you for saving me.
01:03:15I'm still so scared even now.
01:03:18I was afraid I might lose you.
01:03:23You should get some rest.
01:03:53No kissing.
01:03:55Not yet.
01:03:57Why?
01:03:59You have a wife.
01:04:01Hello.
01:04:04In the middle of the night, no matter what I dream I was.
01:04:15See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Bryan.
01:04:20In the middle of the night, follow the right.
01:04:28Humans crave intimacy.
01:04:31Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:04:35The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
01:04:47I can't believe I did it.
01:04:49You did a great job.
01:04:51I'll keep my promise.
01:04:53Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryan, CEO of Bryan Group.
01:05:02And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:05:06I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:05:09The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:05:14And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:05:18Leo, Bryan, and Mia Rose.
01:05:24He's my...
01:05:28He's my hottest man.
01:05:37Hello, everyone!
01:05:43Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife!
01:05:49What are you doing?
01:05:51How long are you gonna hide me, baby?
01:05:54Hey, let's go this way.
01:05:55Come on.
01:05:55Let me go!
01:05:57Leo, I love you!
01:06:00Let me go!
01:06:01Leo, baby, I love you!
01:06:03Why are you doing this to me?
01:06:12What are you doing?
01:06:14Let's go!
01:06:16I mean, what happened?
01:06:18We just saw Mia running out.
01:06:20Where'd she go?
01:06:35You're useless as ever
01:06:39Once a crybaby
01:06:41Always a crybaby
01:06:42Really?
01:06:45Actually
01:06:45I should thank you
01:06:47Because me and Neil
01:06:50Hit it off and
01:06:51I moved in with him
01:06:54What?
01:06:56Well, you know him
01:06:58He's icy
01:07:00But not with me, of course
01:07:03You
01:07:05Are ruining everything
01:07:08Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:07:10Didn't want to hurt your feelings
01:07:13But he said he would get rid of you
01:07:16I know, Leon
01:07:17He would never do that to me
01:07:19Oh yeah
01:07:22Well
01:07:23Let's wait and see
01:07:24Who we all choose
01:07:33Mia!
01:07:40Mia!
01:07:44Where the hell is Mia?
01:07:47I know where she is
01:07:52Where?
01:07:54Why did you crash the press conference?
01:08:04She's third
01:08:13You did that on purpose
01:08:14Yes, and
01:08:15If I can't have you
01:08:17No one can
01:08:21Mia!
01:08:28The final step in Mia's guide to romance
01:08:31An avoidant attachment style
01:08:34Can protect you
01:08:35From getting hurt
01:08:38Mia
01:08:38I'm sorry
01:08:40I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this
01:08:44Nothing happened
01:08:45Please believe me
01:08:47Leo
01:08:47It's all my fault
01:08:50I'm not good at expressing myself
01:08:54I kept ignoring my feelings for you
01:08:57I'm sorry
01:08:58I started all of this
01:09:00You don't have to forgive me
01:09:03Just please let me come in and make sure you're okay
01:09:07Mia?
01:09:14Guess what?
01:09:16I have a bunny
01:09:16in the open
01:09:30May I?
01:09:31Professor Bryan
01:09:32I need to come clean
01:09:36This has been an experiment all along
01:09:38An experiment?
01:09:40I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research
01:09:44Mia, what are you talking about?
01:09:47I've been planning this from the beginning
01:09:49This fitness tracker?
01:09:52I've been using it to collect data
01:09:55I never really loved you
01:09:57So now we're Ethan
01:09:59I don't believe you
01:10:03Experiment is over
01:10:05We're over
01:10:11You're quitting your experiment?
01:10:13Why?
01:10:15I just can't do it
01:10:17Worst case scenario
01:10:18I'll just graduate late
01:10:19Okay?
01:10:20Graduate late?
01:10:21That's not like you
01:10:23Sorry to disappoint you, Professor
01:10:39Wait
01:10:42Are you crying?
01:10:44What's wrong?
01:10:47Mia, I don't have much time
01:10:48I'm going away on a business trip
01:10:50Safe travels
01:10:51Please
01:10:52I want to tell you something
01:10:53Just listen to me
01:10:56I...
01:10:59What's that?
01:11:00I know you have a wife
01:11:02And I know she's pregnant
01:11:03Take care
01:11:05I got a dark side
01:11:07They try to tell me
01:11:09I should hide my scary dark side
01:11:14I try to act like
01:11:16I got it all under control
01:11:19You look like a mess, man
01:11:22Thanks
01:11:23Why don't you expose Lily
01:11:25For the bitch that she is?
01:11:27Because
01:11:27She used to be my friend
01:11:30And besides, she's pregnant now
01:11:35How do you know it's Leo's?
01:11:38It doesn't matter, okay?
01:11:40Leo left
01:11:41And he's already dead to me
01:11:44Stop moping around
01:11:47Yeah
01:11:48You know what?
01:11:49Get your ass up
01:11:50We're going to the graduation party tonight
01:11:52All I remember is
01:11:56We stayed up way past three
01:11:59Think we're falling hard
01:12:01And I blame gravity
01:12:02Now it's morning
01:12:04Can't catch your breath
01:12:06Hold your breath
01:12:22Not the halo effect again
01:12:27Split the wishbone
01:12:32I had no idea
01:12:33Professor Brian was going to be here tonight
01:12:35I heard he's a starry knight
01:12:38That's a stupid name
01:12:40Come on
01:12:41The starry knight follows a school tradition
01:12:44Every year the student council picks three nights
01:12:46And at the end of the ball
01:12:48We get to bid for it
01:12:49To see who gets the chance to dance
01:12:51It's fun, isn't it?
01:12:53It's today
01:12:53You should place a bid
01:12:55Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:12:57Emma
01:12:57Cut it out, okay?
01:12:59I didn't come here to dance with Leo
01:13:01I came here for the student lineup photos
01:13:04So he can dance with whoever he wants to
01:13:07Come on, Mia
01:13:08It's been a whole week
01:13:09How are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress
01:13:11Just to hide in the corner like some paint on the wall?
01:13:14Are you really okay with this?
01:13:17Look at him
01:13:18Standing there
01:13:19Like nothing ever happens
01:13:21I'm stepping up all that attention
01:13:23From those love-struck girls
01:13:24Even if you are moving on
01:13:27You should at least tell him to his face
01:13:29Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:13:31Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:13:32Don't you have the guts to place a bid?
01:13:39Hey everybody
01:13:40Welcome to the starry knight party
01:13:42First up
01:13:43Please welcome our knights
01:13:46Of the starry knight
01:13:48First up
01:13:49We'll auction off
01:13:50Sir Leo Bryan
01:13:58Five hundred
01:14:00Six hundred
01:14:01What are you doing?
01:14:05Eight hundred
01:14:08One thousand
01:14:09One thousand five hundred
01:14:12One thousand five hundred
01:14:14Look, they're about to get what they want
01:14:16Maybe he's waiting for you
01:14:17But you want to know what he has to say
01:14:20Two thousand
01:14:21Two thousand
01:14:22One hundred
01:14:22Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Mia is such a fool
01:14:35Three thousand dollars
01:14:39Three thousand going once
01:14:42Three thousand going twice
01:14:44and
01:14:46Saul!
01:15:11Sorry.
01:15:13That's right.
01:15:14You can hurt me as much as you like.
01:15:17You paid for me.
01:15:20Shouldn't we end this now?
01:15:23Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:15:26What's that supposed to happen?
01:15:32You're the real Mia.
01:15:35My Mia.
01:15:38Although I'd have to admit,
01:15:40getting someone to pretend to be you
01:15:43is creative.
01:15:45Lily isn't pregnant.
01:15:48Anson checked.
01:15:50The tests were fake.
01:15:54What?
01:15:55I don't know.
01:15:58I don't know.
01:15:58Shall we get out of here?
01:16:00Mrs. Bryan.
01:16:09Are you in a rush or something?
01:16:12I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:16:14Well, we can't turn back the clock.
01:16:18So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:16:20To face this wild world.
01:16:25So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:16:32Let me run some calculations.
01:16:41You have to say the magic words.
01:16:45I love you.
01:16:49Nothing can stop you.
01:16:52No, nothing can stop you.
01:16:56Follow your heart.
01:16:57I won't stay wrong.
01:17:06Go.
01:17:07Get out.
01:17:08You can't do this to me.
01:17:10You're just a maid.
01:17:11I'm going to say this to Leo.
01:17:14I'm not a maid.
01:17:15I am his mother.
01:17:17There he is.
01:17:19Go ahead.
01:17:20Tell him.
01:17:21Leo!
01:17:24Mia, you tricked me to.
01:17:30Mia, you tricked me to.
01:17:33Then why did you steal her ring?
01:17:36Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:17:38I missed you.
01:17:38Don't ever speak to me again.
01:17:41Don't touch me.
01:17:44Mia!
01:17:49If you change your mind,
01:17:51you have three more days
01:17:52to submit your paper.
01:17:54Thank you so much, Professor.
01:17:57What was that?
01:18:02So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:18:05Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:18:11Congratulations, baby.
01:18:13Looks like my experiment is over.
01:18:16I am not done researching.
01:18:19How much I love you.
01:18:25Hey!
01:18:27You stole me something.
01:18:29What?
01:18:29Come closer.
01:18:31Closer.
01:18:36There.
01:18:37Now we're even.
01:18:39Emma!
01:18:41Wait!
01:18:51Leo?
01:18:53Are you here?
01:19:13You're just in time.
01:19:15Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:19:18I'll never be alone again.
01:19:29I'll never be alone again.
01:19:30Miros?
01:19:31Will he be my wife?
01:19:35Again.
01:19:40Miros?
01:19:41Will he be my wife?
01:19:45Again.
01:19:46Of course.
01:19:54I'll never be alone again.
01:20:03I saw your little...
01:20:06whiteboard experiment
01:20:08the first time I came here.
01:20:10What?
01:20:11I'm just glad
01:20:12I was your guinea pig.
01:20:13Looks like you've been studying up on me as Guide to Romance.
01:20:18I've done some research of my own.
01:20:21Can we talk about anything else?
01:20:25Nope. Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:20:32For example, where he should begin kissing you. Here.
01:20:48Here. Here.
01:20:53It's all that I want, all that I'm asking.
01:20:56All about here.
01:21:02Love, love, love me.
01:21:04Right, Professor Bryant. I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:21:09Love, love, love me.
01:21:14As I am.
01:21:16Love, love, love me.
01:21:20Your friends are heartland stuttering out your head.
01:21:22You
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