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00:00:01Rachel, from the first time I met you, I knew there was something special about you.
00:00:07Austin?
00:00:08Do you want an autograph?
00:00:09The picture is fine.
00:00:10Austin, you came into my life when I least expected it.
00:00:14Wait, you really don't know who I am?
00:00:17My dear boyfriend!
00:00:18For the thousandth time, I'm not your boyfriend.
00:00:21This is my girlfriend.
00:00:23Just play alone, please.
00:00:27That's for getting me in this mess.
00:00:28But you changed everything for the better.
00:00:30I have a confession.
00:00:32I think I fell in love with you the first time I saw you.
00:00:35He's one of Hollywood's biggest stars right now.
00:00:37He can't be seen in public with a single mom.
00:00:41What about your career risk?
00:00:42She's worth all the risk.
00:00:44I will pay you handsomely to adopt Rachel in her car.
00:00:49You don't deserve him!
00:00:50None of you do!
00:00:54Rachel, will you marry me?
00:00:58You brought so much love and joy into my life.
00:01:01It's helped me what it really means to care for someone.
00:01:09It's Hollywood, baby!
00:01:11Nothing's impossible!
00:01:14Hi.
00:01:15I'm sure all of you are shocked.
00:01:18But...
00:01:18Austin and I...
00:01:21Austin and I are getting a divorce.
00:01:26Look me in my eyes and tell me that you don't love me.
00:01:48I hate me when I can't love you.
00:01:50I hate me too.
00:02:02No!
00:02:05No, no, no, no, no.
00:02:07No...
00:02:07No, no, no, stay with me, please.
00:02:09This world is hell, but your lips taste like heaven.
00:02:24and cut
00:02:24alright that's a wrap on Austin
00:02:40how good was I on that tape
00:02:43you were wonderful
00:02:45but I liked it better
00:02:47without the kiss
00:02:49don't worry
00:02:50these are the only lips I'll be kissing for a very long time
00:02:59Austin rumor has it
00:03:00you're quitting showbiz
00:03:01no I'm just gonna take some time for the family
00:03:04Rachel can handle Hollywood
00:03:05I'll be playing the part of a husband and dad now
00:03:08Rachel how's it feel to be the hottest agent in LA
00:03:10um really
00:03:12how do you feel about Amanda Scott being released from prison
00:03:18no comment
00:03:33what do you want for dinner
00:03:34maybe lasagna
00:03:35I want something else
00:03:39I was thinking
00:03:41you were talking about
00:03:43having a
00:03:45baby
00:03:45mmhmm
00:03:47so I've been tracking my cycle
00:03:50and I think tonight's
00:03:53can be the next
00:03:56I'm so sorry
00:03:57I'm not saying
00:04:01I'm not saying
00:04:02I'm not saying
00:04:02I'm not saying
00:04:02I don't think it's
00:04:03you just want to
00:04:03I don't think it's
00:04:16you just want to
00:04:17hello
00:04:23Yeah, yeah, get in.
00:04:28You need help?
00:04:29It's okay.
00:04:30It's okay.
00:04:44C.C., isn't it past your bedtime?
00:04:47Hey, you know the rules.
00:04:48No headphones around the family.
00:04:49But this is Jin, the hottest K-pop star ever.
00:04:53Listen to your father.
00:04:55I'm listening to Jin.
00:05:07Don't worry.
00:05:08She's a good kid, right?
00:05:10Rachel, I just...
00:05:11I just want to make sure that this is what you want to do, too.
00:05:14Mm-hmm.
00:05:15Hey, I want you to take me back to my...
00:05:33Now we've got better sleep.
00:05:40Austin!
00:05:44Austin!
00:05:46Austin!
00:05:48Eddie!
00:05:50Help!
00:05:57I'm calling cops.
00:05:59No, don't.
00:06:00Have you forgotten what she's capable of?
00:06:03Abduct Rachel and hurt her.
00:06:07How dare you walk...
00:06:10What are you doing?
00:06:14Help!
00:06:19I'm not here to cause trouble.
00:06:21I'm just here to apologize.
00:06:24Apologize?
00:06:25Carson was...
00:06:28rough.
00:06:32But it gave me time to reflect.
00:06:35To revisit the past.
00:06:41I did, husband.
00:06:42I did.
00:06:44May now kiss your bride.
00:06:47And that's when it hit me.
00:06:51How truly sorry I am!
00:06:57Rachel, how are you since you kidnapped me?
00:07:01Better?
00:07:02I've changed!
00:07:03And now, all I want is to get back to acting.
00:07:08And no agent in Hollywood will meet with a felon.
00:07:13So what?
00:07:14You want Rachel to represent you?
00:07:16Get out of my house before I call the cops.
00:07:19Please!
00:07:20I'm here begging!
00:07:23Rachel, help me!
00:07:25I'm just looking for her.
00:07:26And we all deserve a second chance.
00:07:30A second take, right, Austin?
00:07:41The truth is, we are legally married and you don't even know it, Austin.
00:07:44Or should I say,
00:07:46hubby.
00:07:51No, no, no.
00:07:54But I just feel bad for her.
00:07:57Rachel, she's an actor.
00:07:59She's supposed to make you feel that way.
00:08:04I'm just going to take a shower.
00:08:11Mom, didn't you know that Jin's single is number one in 17 countries?
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:16Isn't that crazy?
00:08:18Boss, your schedule's packed.
00:08:19Clint Holloway called.
00:08:20He wants to meet now.
00:08:24Ouch!
00:08:34It's Jin.
00:08:35Oh, hey.
00:08:36You say too much, I just keep it low.
00:08:38You must be Rachel.
00:08:44So it's true, you're being the hottest agent in town.
00:08:51Um, I'm sorry, I didn't expect a pop-in from a pop star this morning.
00:08:59I'm all about surprises.
00:09:01My music is number one on the billboard.
00:09:04And now, I want to be in the number one movie.
00:09:07And we're best actor.
00:09:12Nora, could you be my agent?
00:09:15And make my dreams come true?
00:09:19I got you grape soda and Oreos.
00:09:21Your favorite.
00:09:23My daughter, Cece, she's a big fan of yours.
00:09:27Hi.
00:09:30Boss Cece, I need your mom to wrap me.
00:09:32Can you help me, please?
00:09:35Mom, you have to wrap Jin.
00:09:38Please.
00:09:39I should have never said yes.
00:09:41Well, haven't you heard?
00:09:43Jin's a big freaking deal.
00:09:46Well, I'm sure they're going to regret this.
00:09:51I'm choosing to wrap Amanda.
00:09:53What?
00:09:58What?
00:09:59Wrap Amanda, why?
00:10:01I mean, everyone deserves a second chance.
00:10:04I did, didn't I?
00:10:06So does Amanda.
00:10:08Well, I hope you don't regret this.
00:10:09I do have some bad news.
00:10:11It's your car.
00:10:12I had to salvage it.
00:10:13But I remember that you liked the Jaguar commercial.
00:10:17So.
00:10:20Dude, you got me a new car.
00:10:28Well, how can I repay you, Austin Capri?
00:10:31Oh, I don't know.
00:10:49You won't regret this.
00:10:51Rachel Cooper!
00:10:5324 hours.
00:10:54No callback.
00:10:55You really are the hottest agent in town.
00:10:58Me?
00:10:59You're the director with over six billion in box office grosses.
00:11:04I'm about to be seven.
00:11:05I'm rebooting Jack Carter.
00:11:06The biggest spy series of all time.
00:11:08I want your husband to play Jack.
00:11:11You.
00:11:11You look familiar.
00:11:15That's Austin's dream.
00:11:18He's taking a break right now.
00:11:20A break?
00:11:22Well.
00:11:24Nice chat.
00:11:26No, no, no, no, no, wait.
00:11:27Clint, wait.
00:11:28Wait, wait, wait.
00:11:29Wait, wait.
00:11:31This is the role that Austin was born to play.
00:11:35I'll see what I can do.
00:11:38Don't let me down.
00:11:40Don't ever keep me waiting.
00:11:42Ever again.
00:11:49Was that Clint Holloway?
00:11:51Yes.
00:11:53And he wants you to star.
00:11:54Don't say Jack Carter.
00:11:56You know that's my dream role.
00:11:58Don't say it.
00:11:59It's Jack Carter.
00:12:06But I'm a dad, Rachel.
00:12:08And a husband.
00:12:09That's my role.
00:12:11I know.
00:12:12That's why I turned him down.
00:12:14I mean, those dishes aren't going to wash themselves.
00:12:16I mean, he's a boss, so.
00:12:17Wow.
00:12:19Seriously?
00:12:21No.
00:12:23No, the role is yours if you want it.
00:12:29Austin.
00:12:30The man that I married can do anything.
00:12:33Be anyone.
00:12:34Whether it's the best husband and father.
00:12:37Or the deadliest, most charming spy out there.
00:12:42So what do you say?
00:12:44Mr. Carter.
00:12:48I'm ready to save the world.
00:12:51After dinner.
00:12:52All right.
00:12:53All right.
00:13:07Amanda, you're still here.
00:13:10So, if Austin is the new Jack Carter, I want to be Miss Carter.
00:13:19This movie is huge.
00:13:21Titanic huge.
00:13:23We need to start you off small first.
00:13:25Give you a few auditions.
00:13:26Honey!
00:13:27Amanda Scott doesn't audition.
00:13:30I'm a star.
00:13:33I'm sorry, Amanda.
00:13:34I don't think that I can rep you.
00:13:36If you don't get me that part, I'll report your fraud marriage.
00:13:41And Austin will go to jail for polygamy.
00:13:44What?
00:13:48Yours and Austin's marriage certificate.
00:13:51This isn't real.
00:13:54Vegas shotgun wedding!
00:13:57It was our first indie movie together.
00:14:01They had no money, so the director faked our wedding as real.
00:14:07Austin and I are legally married.
00:14:11Even if this is real, you have to prove that you both consented to marry.
00:14:15Well, we were dating at the time.
00:14:20You know that mole by his upper thigh?
00:14:23What do you want, Amanda?
00:14:24I want that part!
00:14:29And...
00:14:32I want you to divorce Austin.
00:14:36Austin would never find her.
00:14:40This isn't a negotiation.
00:14:44If you want to keep Austin out of jail, do your job!
00:14:50Oh, how is Cece?
00:14:54She's in her first year at Hollywood Middle School, right?
00:14:57Who are you?
00:14:58Who am I?
00:15:00I'm Austin's wife, bitch!
00:15:03I'm Austin's wife, bitch!
00:15:03You're just my standard.
00:15:08I'm Austin.
00:15:09I'm Austin.
00:15:09Let's go.
00:15:09Let's go.
00:15:11Let's go.
00:15:11Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Jack Carter's No Return.
00:15:16First, we have Austin Cooper as the legendary Jack Carter.
00:15:22Hey Jack.
00:15:24Hey Jack.
00:15:33And finally, playing Jasmine, Jack's star-cross lover, let me reintroduce, Amanda Scott!
00:15:50What's the actual thing about? Did you know about this?
00:15:54This is the sexy, seductive main cast. Are there any questions?
00:16:01Amanda, Austin.
00:16:03Have you guys buried the hatchet?
00:16:04Amanda, what was freezing like?
00:16:07Thank you guys so much for coming out. Thank you for all your questions.
00:16:10My agent is going to be answering all of your questions today. Love you all.
00:16:18Hi.
00:16:19I'm sure all of you are shocked, but after spending a lot of time with Amanda,
00:16:26I can assure you that she's reformed.
00:16:38Well, what about Austin? Are your famous going to affect the marriage?
00:16:42No.
00:16:44Um, because Austin and I, Austin and I are getting a divorce.
00:16:54Don't look around! Don't look around! Don't look around!
00:16:55What? What? What?
00:16:57Do it!
00:16:58Come on!
00:16:58Come on!
00:16:59Don't look around!
00:17:00Shh!
00:17:04Will you marry me?
00:17:07Yes! Yes, I'll marry you!
00:17:10I'll still fall for you.
00:17:13I'll still fall for you.
00:17:15I'll still fall for you.
00:17:16I'll still fall for you.
00:17:16No lights, no script, no cue.
00:17:27Austin and I are getting a divorce.
00:17:29Hi, can you verify a marriage record between Austin Cooper and Amanda Scott?
00:17:33What? It's legitimate.
00:17:41We...
00:17:43We just simply aren't in love anymore.
00:17:46And I've made the decision that we're best as business partners so that we can focus on making this incredible
00:17:55movie.
00:18:06Austin, I'm sorry.
00:18:09Amanda's threat is real.
00:18:10Well, if I don't walk away, you could go to jail.
00:18:13Ha! Okay, okay!
00:18:15Ha ha ha!
00:18:16Very funny. That's an amazing PR stunt.
00:18:19You really had me fooled out there.
00:18:21No.
00:18:21Austin.
00:18:23It's not a lie.
00:18:25Amanda got to you, didn't she?
00:18:27No.
00:18:29Amanda, she's...
00:18:30She's good for the film.
00:18:32She's good for the film?
00:18:34Is that all you care about?
00:18:35What about our family?
00:18:36I am thinking about our family.
00:18:39We're not happy, Austin.
00:18:42This film is a chance for us to figure out what we're missing in our lives.
00:18:46Wow!
00:18:48We got the press eating out of our hands!
00:18:51Oh, this is Buzz!
00:18:55You gave me a K-pop star as a villain.
00:18:58A felon as my co-lead in a live breakup.
00:19:03I love it.
00:19:05Don't stop.
00:19:07Keep it up!
00:19:08Keep it up!
00:19:10Best agent ever!
00:19:13And Austin, I cannot wait to share the screen with you again.
00:19:18Among other things.
00:19:22Rachel, I love you.
00:19:25If any of this is true, look me in my eyes and tell me that you don't love me.
00:19:36I still fall for you...
00:19:40Even when the story starts...
00:19:43Even when there's nothing...
00:19:45I don't love you anymore.
00:19:47I still fall for you...
00:19:51I still fall for you...
00:19:54I still fall for you...
00:19:54No lights, no script, no cure...
00:19:57Uncle Austin?
00:20:03Come here.
00:20:07Are you really leaving us?
00:20:09Just for a little bit of time.
00:20:12Your mom and I just...
00:20:15We need some space.
00:20:16I won't wear headphones in the house anymore.
00:20:18I'll be good, I swear. Just please don't leave.
00:20:20This has nothing to do with you.
00:20:23Okay?
00:20:23I promise no matter what happens,
00:20:26I will always be there for you.
00:20:28That's what my dad said.
00:20:30Then he left.
00:20:32C-
00:20:52Now CeCe has two broken families.
00:20:55Ever even thought about how she feels?
00:20:59CeCe's not your daughter, Austin.
00:21:02She never will be.
00:21:03Now CeCe has two broken families.
00:21:10I'll be back.
00:21:11I'll be back.
00:21:12I'll be back.
00:21:13I'll be back.
00:21:14That's what I need.
00:21:18I'll be back.
00:21:19I'll be back.
00:21:20I will be back.
00:21:21I'll be back.
00:21:21I'll be back.
00:21:23Congrats, boss.
00:21:25The break went viral.
00:21:26TMZ's named you and Austin as Hollywood's hottest singles.
00:21:31Technically, you're a MILF.
00:21:34Please, I'm not a MILF.
00:21:39Told you.
00:21:40You're hot, girl.
00:21:54Austin, Austin, how's it feel like to be the hottest stepdad in Hollywood?
00:21:57Austin, I'm your biggest fan!
00:21:59Are you really single?
00:22:00Any comments, miss?
00:22:01Don't talk to her.
00:22:07We're here now, so, you can go.
00:22:11Hey, Cece.
00:22:13And hi, Austin Cooper.
00:22:15Hi, Ms. Stone.
00:22:17Cece always says how you're her favorite teacher.
00:22:19Well, you're my favorite actor.
00:22:20In fact, I also recently got divorced.
00:22:23Welcome to the club.
00:22:24Um, shall we grab a drink and talk about Cece's future?
00:22:35Gross.
00:22:38When are you going to want her back?
00:22:40Cece, your mom just wants some space right now.
00:22:42She doesn't want space.
00:22:44She wants you.
00:22:44Why can't you act like the big action star that everyone loves and fight for her?
00:22:48Yes, I'm very excited.
00:22:59Jen.
00:23:00Jen, I wasn't expecting you.
00:23:03Pool of surprises, remember?
00:23:07The day after you signed me, I'm in the movie of the year, playing the biggest villain
00:23:23What's going on? Talk to me, do you know?
00:23:26Yeah, I'm okay. It's just another Hollywood breakup story.
00:23:31No! You're different. The way you handle the press?
00:23:36Not only are you the hottest agent in town,
00:23:40you're the strongest woman I know.
00:23:45I hope we're not interrupting you, thank you.
00:23:53Looks like Cupid threw up all over this room.
00:23:58Um, are those for me?
00:24:00No. Cece thought that your room could use some color.
00:24:06Jin, can you sign my math book?
00:24:08Yeah.
00:24:11Here you go.
00:24:13Austin! He signed us.
00:24:15Traitor.
00:24:17So, you're my love nemesis.
00:24:20You know, in the film.
00:24:23I'll take it easy on you. I know it's your first time.
00:24:26Must be pretty intimidating.
00:24:28Not really. After you've performed live for a hundred thousand fans,
00:24:31and livestreamed through millions,
00:24:34it's kinda hard to get intimidated.
00:24:37Having the number one movie for five years in the world will do the same thing to you.
00:24:42You're kidding.
00:24:43And I guess I should learn some tips from you.
00:24:45Because you are, I would say, older.
00:24:50Okay.
00:24:51As much as I love watching this testosterone showdown,
00:24:55I have work to do.
00:24:56So.
00:24:58Goodbye.
00:25:00Goodbye.
00:25:03Goodbye.
00:25:03Bye, Cece.
00:25:03Bye.
00:25:15Let me guess. You're a fan.
00:25:18Your biggest, actually.
00:25:21No. I'm Lucy Carpenter.
00:25:23You died for me in Alta's Crimes of Passion.
00:25:32Oh, Lucy.
00:25:34Sorry, it's been a long week.
00:25:36Hey, I was just cast in Jack Carter.
00:25:39I play Sasha.
00:25:40The spy who tries to kill you.
00:25:44And have sex with me.
00:25:55Boss.
00:25:57Did you see TMZ?
00:26:11I need to talk to you.
00:26:16It's trending number one.
00:26:18You okay?
00:26:21What?
00:26:22Of course.
00:26:23Yeah, I'm fine.
00:26:24This is great.
00:26:25It's more press press.
00:26:36Hey, loser.
00:26:37I saw our mom dump your dad on live TV.
00:26:40Oh, wait.
00:26:41He's not even your real dad.
00:26:43Basie.
00:26:44You're just a freak.
00:26:45And nobody loves you.
00:26:48She's a freak.
00:26:49We all know you.
00:26:50With the bed at Tom's sleepover, James.
00:26:56Thanks, Sam.
00:26:57No sweat.
00:26:58That one was in our third marriage.
00:26:59He'll get used to it.
00:27:01Maybe it's me.
00:27:02Maybe I am a freak.
00:27:04If you're a freak, then I'm a freak.
00:27:06We can be freaks together.
00:27:14Hey.
00:27:15Here.
00:27:15Have mine.
00:27:17Thanks.
00:27:26Hey.
00:27:28Do you want to see me?
00:27:33Yeah.
00:27:35You go and assault a photographer and then go out with your 20 year old co-star.
00:27:39What the hell are you doing, Austin?
00:27:41First of all, that guy was in Cece's face.
00:27:43I was protecting her.
00:27:45Second of all, she's a mature 25.
00:27:47It wasn't a date.
00:27:49I'm glad that you protected Cece.
00:27:51But just because you're single now doesn't mean you get to go ahead and do whatever the
00:27:55hell you want.
00:27:56Okay.
00:28:00You're jealous.
00:28:02No.
00:28:04I'm just, as your agent, I'm just protecting your image.
00:28:10Says the babysitter of an 18 year old pop star.
00:28:15Clint Holloway called.
00:28:16He saw the news on Austin and he wants to see you in his office.
00:28:19Now.
00:28:20Great.
00:28:21Time to clean up your mess.
00:28:26Hey.
00:28:27What?
00:28:36I gotta go.
00:28:37Day to the channel.
00:28:46Your husband is trending.
00:28:49If you thought this messy drama is what I meant by buds.
00:28:58you're absolutely right i love it oh thank god i mean you're right
00:29:05any press is good press good now big story austin and amanda let's get them on a date
00:29:13let the world know the chemistry's back
00:29:17you want me to fake a date
00:29:21i don't think that he'll go through that
00:29:30okay here's the thing i don't do well with nose if you can't get it done
00:29:36you'll be getting coffee for the person who will
00:29:44you really gonna make me whine and dine amanda it's one date clint needs chemistry and the
00:29:50press needs a story one without lucy i told you nothing happened besides i'm not one of an office full
00:29:59of gifts from these thirsty guys
00:30:03i don't want to fight you not here okay i got the roses for amanda
00:30:11i'm officially part of the saddest season of the bachelor
00:30:14you're an actor
00:30:16you're my agent
00:30:17same
00:30:39hello my dear boyfriend
00:30:49roses my favorite
00:30:55you're always so thoughtful
00:31:05reunited at last mr jock carter
00:31:11smile
00:31:12with teeth
00:31:14it was so great
00:31:19so magical
00:31:21it's good it's good
00:31:22this is insane
00:31:23i don't know
00:31:24you know
00:31:25imagine of old times
00:31:26remember our dating contract
00:31:28the contract says that we are boyfriend and girlfriend
00:31:31a contract
00:31:32to promote the movie that we were in
00:31:35yeah no i'd rather not
00:31:36i don't get you
00:31:38we are both hot
00:31:39smart and good at what we do
00:31:41you can rule this now
00:31:44why aren't you interested
00:31:45because i live rich
00:31:46and yet she divorced you
00:31:50people change
00:31:52for better and for worse
00:31:56i need to freshen up
00:32:21what the hell was that
00:32:23keep your voice down
00:32:24you're being watched
00:32:25screw this i don't care i'm done with this
00:32:28amanda what was that
00:32:31austin's mad
00:32:32but i just did what you told me to do
00:32:35you said to kiss him
00:32:39yes
00:32:42i did
00:32:47gross
00:32:47every day there's just a new story about my family
00:32:49why can't austin and rachel just make up
00:32:52you could get them back together
00:32:53me
00:32:54but i'm just a freak
00:32:56yeah
00:32:56freaking smart
00:32:58if anyone could do it
00:32:59it'd be you
00:33:07hey cc
00:33:11what's this
00:33:12little day
00:33:15what's your name kid
00:33:18stop playing pretend all the time
00:33:20okay
00:33:20you're not my dad
00:33:21what's your name
00:33:27and expects first dollar growth
00:33:30austin
00:33:31you two have been killing it lately
00:33:35that date with amanda
00:33:36gold
00:33:38the studio wants us to enter production immediately
00:33:42That's great. Well, um, you two have fun with the boys. I think it's time for me to sit back
00:33:51a little bit.
00:33:52Wait, I need Rachel to be on the shoot.
00:33:55What? For how long?
00:33:57For the whole shoot.
00:33:59Why?
00:34:00She cast the whole project.
00:34:03You, Amanda, Jin, Lucy...
00:34:08You young ones are so greedy!
00:34:10We're not exactly friendly. Jin almost threw fists at me. Lucy and Amanda threw themselves. We need Rachel there to
00:34:17babysit.
00:34:20Alright. Welcome to the circus.
00:34:22Let's do this.
00:34:23Let's do this.
00:34:41Let's do it.
00:34:58Yeah.
00:34:58Yeah.
00:35:03Thank you so much, Kevin.
00:35:17I know this.
00:35:33Jin, I love your music.
00:35:52I got it.
00:36:08Wow.
00:36:11What are the odds?
00:36:14Where's Cece?
00:36:15She's at home with my mom, where I should be.
00:36:27But he's not good enough for you.
00:36:33But I love him.
00:36:35No, you don't.
00:36:37Let me be the man you need.
00:36:38Let me be the man to kill Jack Carter.
00:36:48How's that?
00:36:50It was good.
00:36:51Yeah?
00:36:52Very believable.
00:36:55Ay, shit.
00:36:56Gotta do a live Twitch.
00:36:58Like a Twitch?
00:37:03I'll teach you one day.
00:37:05Thanks, Nuna.
00:37:07You're the best.
00:37:38I miss you.
00:37:45I can't take this.
00:37:47Just apologize.
00:37:51It's about turning on the wall, Jost.
00:37:54I still fall for you.
00:37:57No lights, no sun, no cure.
00:38:06Moosey.
00:38:07Hey, Rachel.
00:38:08Thank you so much for getting me that audition.
00:38:11Austin's been super helpful, too.
00:38:14Yeah.
00:38:15Sometimes, too.
00:38:17I don't want this to be awkward,
00:38:18um, but
00:38:21I really like Austin.
00:38:23And I just wanted to make sure
00:38:25that there wasn't anything between you guys,
00:38:29so...
00:38:30No.
00:38:31More ancient history.
00:38:33Great.
00:38:34Thank you, Rachel.
00:38:35I'm so glad you're so cool about this.
00:38:39Okay.
00:38:40See ya.
00:38:48Mrs. Cooper,
00:38:49the divorce agreement is ready when you are.
00:38:57I want you.
00:39:04I want you.
00:39:07Good, but
00:39:08I want you still a little flat.
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:12I want you.
00:39:16Again.
00:39:16You have to,
00:39:17you have to feel it.
00:39:18Okay.
00:39:21I want you.
00:39:28To die.
00:39:31I want you.
00:39:33That's not your line.
00:39:33No, Austin, like,
00:39:34I want you.
00:39:36Rachel even said it was okay.
00:39:39She said what?
00:39:51You left the door open.
00:39:54Come on in.
00:39:59Your contract.
00:40:02I got you a salary bump
00:40:03and points on the back end.
00:40:06These are...
00:40:07divorce papers.
00:40:11Why are you serving me divorce papers?
00:40:13Why are you in such a rush?
00:40:15I can give you guys a minute.
00:40:17No, no.
00:40:17You can stay.
00:40:18You gave your blessing already.
00:40:20Right, Rachel?
00:40:22I just thought it would be good
00:40:23to take care of this
00:40:24before filming starts.
00:40:26I'm not signing anything
00:40:27until my lawyer goes through.
00:40:28Austin, I don't want to fight.
00:40:30Then leave.
00:40:35Close the door.
00:40:38Have fun.
00:40:40Rehearsing.
00:40:51You can leave, too.
00:40:53But I thought everything was cool.
00:40:55I thought Rachel didn't care.
00:40:56I care.
00:40:58Go.
00:41:01Now.
00:41:30What the fuck am I doing?
00:41:34Austin, how do you not know
00:41:36about your marriage to Amanda?
00:41:38If we had a divorce,
00:41:39we could go to jail.
00:41:42Why is it so hard to hate you?
00:41:48Rachel!
00:41:50Rachel!
00:41:51Rachel!
00:42:16Um, your contract.
00:42:17I was able to get you
00:42:18a little bit of back-end.
00:42:20I don't care about the contract.
00:42:22I care about you.
00:42:24What's going on?
00:42:27I just get so emotional
00:42:29when I get my clients
00:42:30these great deals.
00:42:33This is about
00:42:34the superstars and ends.
00:42:36I've been divorced once.
00:42:39I never thought
00:42:40that I would be
00:42:41divorced.
00:42:42Twice.
00:42:50Before I could even walk,
00:42:52my dad bounced.
00:42:54Mom
00:42:55had nothing.
00:42:59So,
00:43:00for about a week,
00:43:02we were homeless.
00:43:06I didn't know that
00:43:07about you.
00:43:09Nobody knows about this.
00:43:11Mom said I was, uh,
00:43:14singing
00:43:14before I could speak.
00:43:18So, when I turned six,
00:43:19she forced me
00:43:21to hit the streets,
00:43:22sing for tips.
00:43:24That's how I got discovered.
00:43:28And trained harder
00:43:29than any other boys.
00:43:32then here I am.
00:43:34So,
00:43:36you're saying
00:43:38it gets better?
00:43:40Nah,
00:43:41I was just flexing.
00:43:48I'm saying
00:43:49you're a really good mom.
00:43:51And Sissy's lucky to have you.
00:43:55And when you're ready,
00:43:57you can have
00:43:58any guy you want.
00:44:02apparently I'm a MILF.
00:44:05A MILF?
00:44:06What's that?
00:44:12It means...
00:44:15Mom.
00:44:17Relax.
00:44:19Of course I know
00:44:19what it means.
00:44:20Oh.
00:44:22And honestly,
00:44:26kind of my type.
00:44:28Oh my God.
00:44:31thank you
00:44:33for helping me.
00:44:40Rachel!
00:44:42We need to talk.
00:44:45Rachel,
00:44:46we need to talk
00:44:47about this contract.
00:44:49Now?
00:44:50Yes, now.
00:44:51It's all wrong.
00:44:52Hey man,
00:44:53take a chill pill.
00:44:54Hey man,
00:44:55I'm talking to my wife.
00:44:56Well,
00:44:57you're in my room.
00:44:59So?
00:45:00No, no, no.
00:45:01Enough.
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:03What's going on?
00:45:04I am not signing this.
00:45:06It's completely unfair.
00:45:07Which part?
00:45:09Did you even read it?
00:45:10I'm not taking anything from you.
00:45:11Exactly.
00:45:12It's unfair.
00:45:13You should take at least 50%.
00:45:14I'm not a charity case.
00:45:17What is wrong with you, Austin?
00:45:18What is wrong with me?
00:45:20There's obviously something
00:45:21going on here
00:45:22and you're not being honest.
00:45:23Being honest with you?
00:45:25You married Amanda.
00:45:27The woman who abducted me,
00:45:30by the way.
00:45:30And you didn't tell me.
00:45:32Married?
00:45:33I did.
00:45:38Are you saying that Amanda
00:45:39had something to do with this?
00:45:40No.
00:45:41No!
00:45:43This is about us.
00:45:45I don't want to talk about it anymore.
00:45:47Alright.
00:45:48It's late.
00:45:49You should go, bro.
00:45:49Shut up, kid.
00:45:50The adults are talking.
00:45:52As long as this kid's bath time.
00:45:55You playing hero now?
00:45:56No.
00:45:57You're playing villain.
00:45:58Okay?
00:46:00Whoa!
00:46:01Austin!
00:46:19What the hell happened to you, kid?
00:46:22I, um, felt.
00:46:27Stupid, I know.
00:46:30That is stupid.
00:46:32Makeup!
00:46:33Fix this!
00:46:38Oh, Jack.
00:46:41You remember me.
00:46:43No.
00:46:46But I remember those lips.
00:46:54Cut!
00:46:58Got your line again?
00:46:59Oh!
00:47:01Oh!
00:47:01Oops!
00:47:02I guess, um, we'll have to go for my kiss again.
00:47:06Austin.
00:47:08Look at us!
00:47:10Back in action.
00:47:12It really brings back memories, doesn't it?
00:47:16The exact locations.
00:47:18The amazing food.
00:47:19And our wedding in Vegas.
00:47:23It's our wedding.
00:47:25It's our wedding.
00:47:25You mean the Vegas shotgun wedding?
00:47:27For the movie?
00:47:29There's no way we...
00:47:30It's impossible.
00:47:33It's Hollywood, baby.
00:47:36Nothing's impossible.
00:47:45Quiet on set.
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:51Let's take it from the kiss again.
00:47:53Ready?
00:47:55Yeah!
00:47:56Action!
00:48:14You got something here.
00:48:18Cut!
00:48:27Rachel, here.
00:48:30Get snacks, take a dry cleaning, you want me to run your errands?
00:48:39She's not your assistant, bro.
00:48:41Well, bro, every great agent takes care of their biggest client's needs.
00:48:46Second biggest.
00:48:50Fine, I'm gonna run the errands, just try not to kill each other before I get back.
00:48:56You know what?
00:48:57I'm gonna need Rachel to reach my lines.
00:49:00Take one of my assistants.
00:49:02You need the help.
00:49:04Thanks, Jin.
00:49:21Did Jin and my mom just kiss?
00:49:26I need to talk to my mom.
00:49:38Make him hate you!
00:49:40You're my agent, yes?
00:49:42So sell it!
00:49:43He does hate me already, Amanda.
00:49:46But that doesn't mean that he's gonna love you!
00:49:50You're right.
00:49:52But if I can't have him, nobody can!
00:49:57What are you planning?
00:50:00If you want to save Austin, then walk off the set and out of his life!
00:50:08Fine.
00:50:11I'll be gone in 24 hours.
00:50:38I'll be gone in 24 hours.
00:50:50Hey, Mom.
00:50:51Hey, Mr. Cooper.
00:50:53I need your help.
00:50:54What's up?
00:50:55I like Sam, but I'm scared to tell them the truth.
00:50:57Is she a little bit obsessed with Jin?
00:50:59Jin sucks.
00:51:01But jealousy sucks even more.
00:51:04It hurts.
00:51:05Well, if you like him, you should tell him.
00:51:07Be honest.
00:51:08Even if it hurts?
00:51:11It's not gonna hurt.
00:51:12Come on. It's fine, Sam.
00:51:14Oh, wait. Hold on.
00:51:15Have you ever been in love?
00:51:19I'm in love with Rachel.
00:51:21Of course.
00:51:23She means everything to me.
00:51:24Which is why it hurts so much to see her with Jin.
00:51:28Yeah, but that's Chelsea.
00:51:30Right?
00:51:31And Chelsea doesn't come from love.
00:51:33It comes from fear.
00:51:38And here I thought I was supposed to be teaching you something.
00:51:47We missed it.
00:51:50You seem like a cool dude, Sam.
00:51:55What was that about?
00:51:58Austin loves you and you love him too.
00:52:00So just be with him already.
00:52:03Come clean wants to see you.
00:52:04Now.
00:52:06Okay. I gotta go.
00:52:12Rachel, Amanda had this brilliant idea.
00:52:15What if she and Austin sign a relationship contract?
00:52:21A few public dates.
00:52:23A kiss here, a kiss there.
00:52:25Big proposal on premiere day.
00:52:28That'd be good publicity, right?
00:52:31Um, Clint as Austin's agent.
00:52:37That's...
00:52:38That's...
00:52:38Never happening.
00:52:39What did you say to me?
00:52:41I have to keep my client's best interest in mind.
00:52:44It's a no.
00:52:47Nobody says no to me.
00:52:50It's a no.
00:52:52Nobody says no to me.
00:52:54Nobody.
00:52:55Nobody.
00:52:57You wanna punish me?
00:52:59Fine.
00:52:59But leave Austin out of this.
00:53:01I'll fire you.
00:53:02Fire Austin!
00:53:03Oh yeah?
00:53:04Reshoot half of your film?
00:53:06Go 60 million over budget?
00:53:07I'm sure the studio has a blood crap.
00:53:11Clint, do we really need this sex scene?
00:53:16No.
00:53:17Everything okay here?
00:53:18Now I know why you divorced her.
00:53:21Real nice.
00:53:22What was that?
00:53:24What did you say?
00:53:25What did I say?
00:53:27I didn't mean it like that.
00:53:28Look, Rachel, if he's giving you a problem, I can...
00:53:30No, I can deal with him.
00:53:32That's my job.
00:53:33Speaking of my job, there's a crisis at the agency.
00:53:38I need to leave tomorrow.
00:53:55Jim?
00:53:56Can we talk?
00:53:57Come in.
00:53:58I'm just in the shower.
00:54:00I'll be out in a bit.
00:54:11Jim, can we talk?
00:54:21Sit down tonight.
00:54:25You okay?
00:54:31You okay?
00:54:34Um...
00:54:34Yes, sorry.
00:54:35It's hot.
00:54:36I mean...
00:54:38It's humid.
00:54:42So?
00:54:43What's going on?
00:54:45So...
00:54:47Um...
00:54:47I have to leave tomorrow.
00:54:49Oh.
00:54:50It was about that kiss?
00:54:52Uh, no.
00:54:54Jen.
00:54:55But I'm not...
00:54:56Don't worry about it.
00:54:58I knew you wanted to make Austin jealous.
00:55:02Hope I didn't go too far.
00:55:06Or...
00:55:11Maybe I'll find out.
00:55:13Maybe I'll find out.
00:55:33Shit.
00:55:34Am I...
00:55:36pregnant?
00:55:40Rachel.
00:55:44Are you okay?
00:55:47Yeah.
00:55:47You look so good.
00:55:49I'm just, um, run down.
00:55:52I'm going to the pharmacy.
00:55:54I...
00:55:55I need something.
00:55:59You could have any girl in the world.
00:56:02So why choose me?
00:56:04Because you're the only girl I see.
00:56:06I save this world over and over again.
00:56:14Because you're in it.
00:56:19I love you.
00:56:21Rachel.
00:56:24You just say Rachel.
00:56:29Cut!
00:56:30Get your head in the game, Cooper!
00:56:35Everyone take five.
00:56:48Come on, come on.
00:56:50Come on, come on.
00:56:56Come on, come on.
00:57:01Stop hoisting my husband's mind!
00:57:08Amanda, please not right now.
00:57:09Do you know how hard I've worked so I can forget about you?
00:57:16Don't forget. Austin is my husband.
00:57:22Leave now, and you and your mini-me get to live.
00:57:28Fine. I'll leave tonight.
00:57:47Austin and I are having a baby.
00:57:57Austin, I need to talk to you.
00:57:58My mom, she's...
00:58:03Austin, I need to talk to you.
00:58:04My mom, she's...
00:58:05Cooper! This isn't a daycare. Picture's up!
00:58:12It's easy, I'm working.
00:58:13Austin, I swear this is life or death. I need to talk to you now.
00:58:16It's easy, what's going on in you?
00:58:20Austin!
00:58:21Austin!
00:58:21Picture is up!
00:58:23Just a second. I forgot my lines.
00:58:31Jesus.
00:58:35Mom is being blackmailed by Amanda.
00:58:37She says you're her husband.
00:58:38And then she threatened us. I'm telling you, she's evil.
00:58:41Cece, I know you want us to be together, but come on.
00:58:44Why won't you believe me?
00:58:46She said it wasn't about Amanda.
00:58:47Because she's trying to protect you.
00:58:51And there's something else.
00:58:53My mom.
00:58:54I think she's pretty.
00:59:00This is the biggest stunt in the film!
00:59:02I've got to wait for you to finish story time. Let's go!
00:59:04Cece, I believe you.
00:59:07We'll talk after this time, okay?
00:59:12Go down the line.
00:59:13When you get to the ramp, I want attitude!
00:59:17Could Cece be telling the truth?
00:59:19Austin, you with me?
00:59:21Yeah, just one second.
00:59:23Wait.
00:59:30Rachel, I need to ask you something.
00:59:33I need to tell you something.
00:59:34Get on the bike, or get off my set!
00:59:38Clint, is this even safe?
00:59:40Can't you use a stunt double?
00:59:42And now, the agent is telling me how to direct.
00:59:46Yeah!
00:59:46Stay in your lane!
00:59:54Action!
01:00:12What the...
01:00:13What the fuck?
01:00:17Someone call an ambulance!
01:00:18Now!
01:00:24Austin!
01:00:25I'm coming with you!
01:00:29What?
01:00:31Screw your film!
01:00:33Austin's hurt!
01:00:34And I need a replacement!
01:00:36That's my fucking husband!
01:00:37And this is my fucking film!
01:00:41Okay?
01:00:41I need a new Jack Carter!
01:00:44I need a new Jack Carter!
01:00:44How about...
01:00:46a Miss Carter?
01:00:49That'll make headlines.
01:00:51Get me the damn screenwriter!
01:00:56Bishop!
01:00:58How's the superstar?
01:00:59I don't know!
01:01:00They won't let me see him!
01:01:03You still love him.
01:01:14Director!
01:01:16Rachel needs to go.
01:01:17What did you say?
01:01:19I'm leaving.
01:01:21I'm not coming back into Austin's recovery.
01:01:23You're staying here!
01:01:25Find me now, and you're done in this town!
01:01:27If you do that, then I won't.
01:01:31Good luck with blissing a superstar in the pop star!
01:01:36What would it be?
01:01:38Director!
01:01:40Fuck!
01:01:48You're my Uber, right?
01:01:49Yes, ma'am.
01:01:50St. Mercy's house dinner?
01:01:51Yeah.
01:02:01I don't know.
01:02:02Could you please drive faster?
01:02:03It's an emergency.
01:02:04No can do, ma'am.
01:02:05Gotta stay under the limit.
01:02:07Just about that acting fella.
01:02:09Austin Cooper?
01:02:11Do you know something?
01:02:12A buddy of mine's a paramedic.
01:02:15Said he done lost his arm and his damn leg.
01:02:18And he ain't gonna make it.
01:02:19No!
01:02:21I'm sick!
01:02:23I'm sick!
01:02:26Ma'am, there's a fun fact about stop signs.
01:02:29There ain't no registered time limit that you gotta sit at them.
01:02:32Could be one second.
01:02:33Could be three seconds, five seconds.
01:02:35Reckon, I guess it's up to me.
01:02:37What the fuck?
01:02:37Can you please just go?
01:02:39Alright, alright.
01:02:44No!
01:02:45You could've made that!
01:02:46Ma'am, yellow means slow, not go.
01:02:49Sir, this is life or death.
01:02:51Yes ma'am, and that's why safety is first.
01:02:53Unless you wanna join him in the ICU.
01:02:56ICU?
01:02:57What else do you know?
01:02:59Just that he's very, very...
01:03:04Just that he's very, very...
01:03:09Deadly handsome.
01:03:11In town with him.
01:03:13Why are you one of those crazy superfans?
01:03:16No, I'm his wife.
01:03:18He's the love of my life.
01:03:30Why are we slowing down?
01:03:32There's no stop sign.
01:03:33There's no traffic light.
01:03:34Look at that sunset.
01:03:35That's it.
01:03:41W-What the fuck?!
01:03:43Dude, I'm gonna give you a one star review.
01:03:45Can you please just go faster?
01:03:49Whatever.
01:03:50I still fall for you
01:03:54Even when the storm is through
01:03:58Even when there's nothing on
01:04:01I still fall for you
01:04:04You said just stay
01:04:09And I forgot how to walk away
01:04:16I still fall for you
01:04:20Even when the storm is through
01:04:23Even if you hate me too
01:04:33I made it out with just some cuts and bruises
01:04:41I made this whole driving act
01:04:44Oh!
01:04:46Are you trying to send me back to the hospital?
01:04:47What was that for?
01:04:49You set me up?
01:04:51What?
01:04:51To test if I still love you or something?
01:04:54Guess what?
01:04:55I do!
01:04:56I fucking love you Austin Cooper
01:04:58And I love you to death
01:05:01And I love you, Rachel Herman
01:05:04You drive me crazy
01:05:05And make me stupid
01:05:08I'm sorry for everything that I did
01:05:09And everything that I said
01:05:13I hate me when I can't love you
01:05:16I hate me too
01:05:25So
01:05:27Do you mind to have something to do with this?
01:05:32Yeah
01:05:33But
01:05:33But
01:05:35I can
01:05:36I can take care of it
01:05:37Okay?
01:05:38I'm your agent
01:05:39It's my job to protect you
01:05:40And I'm your husband
01:05:42Tell me sure no one hurts you
01:05:46But
01:05:47I usually
01:05:49You're not my husband
01:05:54The Vegas shotgun wedding
01:05:56You're saying that the marriage certificate was real?
01:06:02I'm sorry for making everything worse
01:06:05It's okay
01:06:06You did what you thought was right
01:06:09Thank you
01:06:10For telling me
01:06:12Everything
01:06:15Well, not everything
01:06:18There's something that you should know
01:06:28I'm pregnant
01:06:32You're pregnant?
01:06:35I'm going to be a dad?
01:06:39I'm going to be a dad!
01:06:48You may not be my legal husband
01:06:50But you're for sure the father of my child
01:07:12I think we should wait a while before we tell Cece
01:07:15I know, Rachel
01:07:18Cece's smarter than both of us put together
01:07:21Yeah, but she's just a kid
01:07:37I may have given her a heads up
01:07:40Austin!
01:07:42I'm so glad you're okay
01:07:44And are you guys
01:07:48We're back together
01:07:49We're good
01:07:51Finally!
01:07:52Oh!
01:07:53I'm going to stay in Austin's room tonight
01:07:54Because, um, you guys need the alone time
01:07:56Oh
01:07:59Bye!
01:08:00Bye
01:08:06I say we take her advice
01:08:19There's gotta be something wrong with this marriage certificate
01:08:27Wait
01:08:30Maybe check out the birthday
01:08:33I mean
01:08:35I mean, it looks good, but
01:08:36Not that good
01:08:40I need to get in close
01:08:41I've got to find something that puts her away from them
01:08:44Then you have to act like you love her
01:08:47And that you hate me
01:08:50Hardest rule of a lifetime
01:09:11Oh my god, Austin!
01:09:14I have been so worried about you
01:09:15Are you...
01:09:17Rachel?
01:09:18You're still here?
01:09:19Yeah, well, I'm just glad he could be on set
01:09:22Otherwise, that would slash my agency for you
01:09:23I see my ex-wife's mind's where it always is
01:09:26In my checkbook
01:09:33Let's go
01:09:39And...
01:09:39Cut!
01:09:40Last watch, everyone
01:09:44You were great today
01:09:45Just like old times
01:09:47And those pants are...
01:09:49Hitting in all the right spots
01:09:52Someone's in a good mood today
01:09:56Here's your latte
01:09:58Extra hot
01:10:02This is whole milk
01:10:04I asked for oat
01:10:05I'm not your assistant, you know
01:10:07Yeah, I know
01:10:07They would have gotten it right
01:10:19That was incredible
01:10:21You don't really hate me, do you?
01:10:23I don't know
01:10:24You tell me
01:10:25Sneaking around things kind of hot
01:10:27Austin, you back here!
01:10:31Rachel, what are you...
01:10:33You pig
01:10:36What?
01:10:36What are you...
01:10:37This asshole just...
01:10:38Tried to stiff me on my alimony
01:10:40Yeah
01:10:41He tried to drag me back here and see if we could work something out
01:10:45You're worse than my first ex-husband
01:10:48How many ex-husbands do you have?
01:10:50It's none of your business, Clint
01:10:52Oh, Cooper
01:10:53You're better than us
01:10:55What can I say?
01:10:56You won't get a SIT from Austin
01:10:58Oh, yeah?
01:10:59Well, tell my attorney that
01:11:02Save the drama for the camera
01:11:07I don't think you're good
01:11:08Oh, it's so good
01:11:08That was close
01:11:08This acting thing is like...
01:11:11Kind of fun
01:11:11It's super fun
01:11:13Oh my god
01:11:14Sorry
01:11:19It's super fun
01:11:20Now it's your turn
01:11:21Action
01:11:22I'm in
01:11:23I'm in
01:11:25What?
01:11:26I'm in
01:11:27I'm in
01:11:29I'm in
01:11:33I'm in
01:11:34seem to get you out of my mind.
01:11:37Why am I not surprised?
01:11:43Is that any way to talk to your husband?
01:11:48Is that any way to talk to your husband?
01:11:53What changed?
01:11:55Working with you made me realize that you were right.
01:12:02We can rule this town. Together.
01:12:08And the sad single mom?
01:12:10I tried the dad life. It's not for me.
01:12:15I want fun. Adventure. Fire.
01:12:23I want you.
01:12:27Prove it.
01:12:28I don't think it's costable.
01:12:34I think I have just something.
01:12:56What are you looking for?
01:13:01What are you looking for?
01:13:03Protection. I wasn't expecting a gun though.
01:13:07You can never be too careful.
01:13:10Now, where were we?
01:13:15Oh. Hold that thought.
01:13:18Oh, it's Clint. He needs us right now.
01:13:21What?
01:13:22No, it's just horrible timing.
01:13:26I'll catch up with you later.
01:13:27Oh, but...
01:13:42She always lied about her age. She always said she was three years younger.
01:13:47And that voids your marriage certificate.
01:13:50We're still married.
01:13:52It's over.
01:13:52It's not over.
01:13:53She'll find something else.
01:13:55We need to do everything we can to keep her from harming us again.
01:13:58Well, how do we do that?
01:14:00She's an actor.
01:14:02Let's give her one last role to play.
01:14:17Clint, this isn't working.
01:14:20Cut!
01:14:21What now, pretty boy?
01:14:22As much as I would love to shoot gin.
01:14:26A Mexican standoff is so cliché.
01:14:28It's been done a million times.
01:14:29Yeah.
01:14:30Which is how I made the studio billions of dollars.
01:14:34Maybe I could shoot Austin.
01:14:37Or...
01:14:37Me and Jen can get in a fight.
01:14:39A gun falls out.
01:14:40Amanda picks up the gun.
01:14:42She shoots gin.
01:14:43And she saves Jack.
01:14:45I love it.
01:14:46It's a cliffhanger for a female John Carter.
01:14:49Oh, please, Clint.
01:14:50Please, please, please, please.
01:14:54Remarkable.
01:14:55I like it.
01:14:56Get me the screenwriter.
01:14:57Rewrite.
01:14:59Oh.
01:15:01Tomorrow's press day.
01:15:02I need you assholes on your best behavior.
01:15:06Got it, Clinty.
01:15:08Oh.
01:15:10How about a date you say a month?
01:15:11Me too.
01:15:13Hey, Rachel.
01:15:14I saw your revised settlement.
01:15:16You're crazy to think you'll even get a cent from Austin Cooper.
01:15:19You're right. I'm not getting a cent.
01:15:21I'm getting everything.
01:15:23Your house, your car, and what's left of your career.
01:15:28I just love you too much, baby, to let you leave a baby.
01:15:31My trailer. Now.
01:15:34I need to finish this now before she believes I was trying.
01:15:45Oh, my God.
01:15:45Holy shit. That was Oscar worthy.
01:15:47Yeah? You think that she bought it?
01:15:49100%.
01:15:50After this shoot, Amanda will be done with us for sure.
01:15:52Oh, my God, yes.
01:15:53Oh, my God.
01:15:57Oh, my God.
01:16:01Oh, my God, yes.
01:16:03Oh, my God, yes.
01:16:03Oh, my God, yes.
01:16:04Oh, my God, yes.
01:16:04Oh, my God, yes.
01:16:04Oh, my God, yes.
01:16:05Oh, my God.
01:16:07She thinks I'm in love with her, but to be honest, I wouldn't even talk to her if the studio
01:16:10was a pay-me-8 figure.
01:16:12Well, why did you give her that big hero woman?
01:16:15Well, that wasn't for her.
01:16:16That was for me.
01:16:18I hate guns on set.
01:16:19One of my biggest nightmares is being shot with real bullets.
01:16:21Well, that will never happen, right?
01:16:23I hope not.
01:16:24Whatever.
01:16:38No matter what happens tomorrow, I'll always love you until you see.
01:17:02Always have a plan B.
01:17:18All right.
01:17:22This is it.
01:17:23Get arrivals.
01:17:25One last battle.
01:17:26Make it epic.
01:17:32Here I am.
01:17:33But even a close-up.
01:17:36You look a little tense.
01:17:38Just getting into character.
01:17:40You look a bit tense yourself.
01:17:43Just...
01:17:43Guns!
01:17:44I hate guns.
01:17:46You can never be too careful, you know?
01:17:50And...
01:17:51Action!
01:17:55I want to die, Jack!
01:17:57Jasmine, the guy!
01:17:58Grab the guy!
01:17:59Don't worry, Jack!
01:18:01I'll save you.
01:18:06Dammit! Jasmine, shoot him!
01:18:08Don't do it, Jasmine!
01:18:13Dammit! Jasmine, shoot him!
01:18:15Don't do it, Jasmine!
01:18:16Hold for sound.
01:18:17Cut!
01:18:19What the hell's the problem?
01:18:20Sorry, sir.
01:18:21I'm getting feedback off of Austin's mic.
01:18:24I'm gonna need to make some adjustments.
01:18:25Five minutes.
01:18:27Five minutes, people.
01:18:34You look great in that dress.
01:18:36For some of your age.
01:18:38Excuse me?
01:18:42You just look a bit older than you say.
01:18:46Four years older, to be exact.
01:18:48You lied on the marriage certificate.
01:18:52That means it's invalid.
01:18:55That means we're not married.
01:18:57Fantasy is the devil, Amanda.
01:18:59You son of a...
01:19:00Your fans are watching.
01:19:03We will never...
01:19:04work together...
01:19:06again.
01:19:08Woo-hoo!
01:19:09Amanda!
01:19:10Amanda!
01:19:11We love you, Austin!
01:19:13Final!
01:19:15Now, I want fireworks on this tape.
01:19:18Can you do that?
01:19:19I'll bring the fireworks.
01:19:24Dammit!
01:19:25Jasmine, shoot!
01:19:26Jasmine, don't do it!
01:19:32Cut!
01:19:34It's not Jasmine, don't do it.
01:19:36It's don't do it Jasmine.
01:19:38You gotta be word perfect, people.
01:19:39Can you idiots do anything right?
01:19:42What? No, am I the only professional around here?
01:19:46Can we go?
01:19:47This is the one.
01:19:48I can feel it.
01:19:48I feel it too.
01:19:50Ready?
01:19:52Action!
01:19:53Jasmine, shoot!
01:19:54Don't do it Jasmine!
01:19:57Wow.
01:19:59Amanda's acting is so natural.
01:20:05Oh!
01:20:18Wait, why is Austin bleeding?
01:20:20No!
01:20:21Medic, I need a medic!
01:20:23Oh, fuck.
01:20:31Wait, why is Austin bleeding?
01:20:33No!
01:20:33Medic, I need a medic!
01:20:35No, Austin!
01:20:37Austin!
01:20:38Amanda, you used real bullets!
01:20:40Why?
01:20:41What did you do?
01:20:43You were supposed to hit me!
01:20:45You were fighting!
01:20:46It was a blur!
01:20:48No, Austin, don't die!
01:20:49You can't die, Austin!
01:20:51We are a power couple!
01:20:52What idiot brought live ammo to my set?
01:20:56Where the hell's my prop department?
01:20:58She had the gun all morning.
01:21:00I saw you walk in with him.
01:21:03No!
01:21:04No!
01:21:05No!
01:21:05It was the prop department and they set me up!
01:21:08You were always jealous of us.
01:21:11You couldn't handle the fact that he loved me.
01:21:13That is a lie!
01:21:14Austin loved me!
01:21:15The relationship contracts!
01:21:17The threats!
01:21:18The kidnapping!
01:21:19You would do anything to get to Austin!
01:21:21And if you couldn't have him, nobody could!
01:21:23I would never hurt Austin!
01:21:25You knew that he never wanted you!
01:21:27Never fucked you!
01:21:29So you killed him!
01:21:30No!
01:21:31I made me kill him!
01:21:32I meant to shoot him in the plane!
01:21:33Ah!
01:21:34Thank God.
01:21:36That's not what it sounded like!
01:21:38I didn't...
01:21:38I didn't...
01:21:39Sounds like a confession.
01:21:41Oh my God.
01:21:42Oh my God.
01:21:43Hey.
01:21:44Sounds like a confession.
01:21:49Sounds like a confession.
01:21:50Is this a joke?
01:21:51No.
01:21:52This is a setup.
01:21:53We knew you were watching earlier.
01:21:55You set me up?
01:21:57With the bullets?
01:21:58Yeah.
01:21:59I traded in your real bullets for blanks.
01:22:02When Austin's mic broke.
01:22:03You just confessed to murder.
01:22:04No I didn't!
01:22:05You have no proof!
01:22:07And I'm last room to your balance.
01:22:09Can I?
01:22:10No.
01:22:11Stop!
01:22:13You okay?
01:22:14This can't be good for the baby.
01:22:17She's pregnant.
01:22:18That's right.
01:22:19We're having a baby.
01:22:21It's time for you to move on.
01:22:23You're right.
01:22:24It is time to move on.
01:22:27After this!
01:22:29No!
01:22:31You wanna have Austin's baby?
01:22:33Fine!
01:22:34Then I'm taking this one.
01:22:38This isn't how I imagined my great comeback!
01:22:42But hey.
01:22:44At least I've got an audience.
01:22:46No no no.
01:22:47Just don't hurt my daughter.
01:22:48Just take me instead.
01:22:49I think I'll stick with the girl.
01:22:50She's less whiny!
01:22:52Listen.
01:22:53Amanda.
01:22:54I know.
01:22:55There's still some good in you.
01:22:57That sweet girl that I used to work with.
01:22:59Used to date.
01:23:01Somehow fame has changed you.
01:23:02We love you Amanda!
01:23:03You're better than this!
01:23:04See.
01:23:05See you still have real fans.
01:23:07Don't put them down.
01:23:08No.
01:23:09No.
01:23:09Not yet.
01:23:11We'll be on that shit.
01:23:12This is gonna be a great behind the scenes content.
01:23:15You don't have to do this Amanda.
01:23:17You're still a star.
01:23:19I am a star!
01:23:21And I am sick of rolling around in the mud with you extras!
01:23:27Now.
01:23:28Get back!
01:23:30And I want a plane!
01:23:31And maybe when we are very far away,
01:23:35I'll think about sending the girl back.
01:23:38Get me what I want!
01:23:40Have one minute!
01:23:41Time starts now!
01:23:46Get me what I want!
01:23:48Have one minute!
01:23:48Time starts now!
01:23:50Fine, fine.
01:23:51Have whatever you want.
01:23:52Okay?
01:23:52Just do not hurt my daughter.
01:23:53Clint!
01:23:54Get her whatever she wants!
01:23:55You think I have a private jet?
01:23:57I'm not Spewbird!
01:23:59Well you have one minute!
01:24:01Please!
01:24:02We need more time!
01:24:03Fine!
01:24:03I'll give you ten seconds.
01:24:05Nine.
01:24:06Eight.
01:24:07So don't be a hero Austin!
01:24:09Don't hurt my dad!
01:24:10Mm-hmm!
01:24:11Mm-hmm!
01:24:12Yeah!
01:24:13Yeah!
01:24:14What is wrong with you?
01:24:16Yeah!
01:24:17Yeah!
01:24:17Come in!
01:24:17What is wrong with you?
01:24:20Stop!
01:24:22Ready?
01:24:23Five!
01:24:24Five!
01:24:24Five!
01:24:24Seven!
01:24:24Hit it!
01:24:25Ah!
01:24:30I'm sorry.
01:24:31Should we get okay?
01:24:32Yeah.
01:24:32Oh my god.
01:24:33We're fine.
01:24:34Nice move, Skid.
01:24:38Yeah.
01:24:46Read it!
01:24:54Stop!
01:24:55Get off me!
01:24:55This is a thing!
01:24:56This is a thing!
01:24:58What are you doing?
01:24:59Stop!
01:24:59Don't!
01:25:00You can't do that to me!
01:25:01I'm a star!
01:25:02I'm a star!
01:25:04I'm a star!
01:25:05Stop!
01:25:06I'm a star!
01:25:07Stop!
01:25:09I'm a star!
01:25:10Hell of a press day!
01:25:12Hey!
01:25:13Your daughter's video?
01:25:15Viral gold!
01:25:16I smell a future director.
01:25:19Yeah?
01:25:19Now!
01:25:20Let's talk reshoots!
01:25:22Rachel!
01:25:23Who's gonna play Amanda?
01:25:25I mean, come on!
01:25:25The show must go on!
01:25:27I'm...
01:25:27I already found her.
01:25:30Her?
01:25:32But...
01:25:32But...
01:25:33I'm not an actress.
01:25:34I'm...
01:25:34Come on!
01:25:35You must be joking!
01:25:36And yet, she's better than most.
01:25:38You know all the lines and you're drop dead gorgeous.
01:25:41And tell me...
01:25:42Who has better chemistry than the two of us?
01:25:49So what do you say?
01:25:51Will you be my lover?
01:25:53On screen and all?
01:26:01And this year's best film goes to...
01:26:05Jack Carter!
01:26:06No Return!
01:26:24Well...
01:26:25What an honor!
01:26:27Thank you so much!
01:26:29As you all know...
01:26:31The making of this film...
01:26:33Has its...
01:26:34Challenges.
01:26:36But in the end...
01:26:39It was worth every twist.
01:26:41My agent and co-star...
01:26:43Rachel Cooper.
01:26:45That woman...
01:26:46Can do anything!
01:26:48And of course...
01:26:50Most of all...
01:26:51To our fearless leader...
01:26:54The most...
01:26:55Impossible...
01:26:58Stubborn...
01:26:59Insane...
01:27:00And some devil...
01:27:02My friend...
01:27:04Austin Cooper.
01:27:06Austin...
01:27:07Rachel...
01:27:08Cece...
01:27:09And the little one...
01:27:10This...
01:27:11Is for you guys!
01:27:12Thank you!
01:27:13Have a great night!
01:27:14You got super stoic?
01:27:17Are you sure you don't wish that we were there?
01:27:19No...
01:27:20Everything I need is right here.
01:27:24And Sam.
01:27:28Ew!
01:27:29Not in front of baby!
01:27:30I mean...
01:27:31I'm so...
01:27:33I'm so...
01:27:34I'm so...
01:27:35I'm so...
01:27:36I'm so...
01:27:36I'm so...
01:27:37Red Dragon.
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