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00:00:00Nice, nice, bitch.
00:00:04Hello, one and all!
00:00:06Welcome back to this one episode of Dimension 20 Dungeons & Drag Queens.
00:00:10I'm your humble dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
00:00:11With me as always are our questing queens. Say hi, questing queens!
00:00:15Hi, questing queens!
00:00:18Last we left off, we were in the frozen cavern of the Temple of Frozen Doom
00:00:24before the dragon, Mofendrix, who, roaring with the power of fire released from four arcane spell engines,
00:00:34came to life once more, escaping the restriction of the icy spells upon him,
00:00:39grabbed the last remaining cyclops, bit his head off and roared, I am free!
00:00:45You stand before him, having liberated this dragon, but also now in the company of several interlopers.
00:00:52One, Constano Beasani, who stands gripping Twyla midair.
00:00:59The fey enchantress, Mysara, with a pointed fingernail against the frozen brow of Roy of Karkin.
00:01:08Very injured, Princess Trojan, Gertrude and Twyla,
00:01:13and several ice and one fire gremlins still kind of scuttling around, up to some business.
00:01:20We come back to this moment as chaos settles. Mysara, looking at Princess, who has just told her that they
00:01:26are on the same side,
00:01:27removes her fingernail from Roy's head, places a pale sort of pallid green with the sea,
00:01:36but white with almost an air of death around it, puts her hand to the side of Roy,
00:01:41gives him a kiss on the other cheek, and he comes out of being frozen, and she heals all of
00:01:46the damage Roy has taken.
00:01:48Oh, just Roy. Just Roy in this moment. I was so excited.
00:01:52We were ready for that.
00:01:54Mofandrix goes,
00:01:58Yes! Yes!
00:02:01Fire, smoke, mist.
00:02:04Cold. Still cold.
00:02:08And, you know, he's about the size of like a skyscraper, pushes himself up out of the ice.
00:02:19You have saved me from my icy tomb.
00:02:26You spoke to me in my mind.
00:02:28Yes.
00:02:29What is your name, traveler?
00:02:31My name is Gertrude. My friends call me Gertie, and you can call me Gertie.
00:02:38Gertie!
00:02:38And I understand you're Mofandrix the Great.
00:02:41I am Mofandrix the Great.
00:02:43But my friends call me Mo Mo, Mo, Mo Fan.
00:02:48Ooh, I love Mo.
00:02:49Mo.
00:02:50Hey Mo.
00:02:50Mo is the Great.
00:02:51And sometimes people keep the Great on there.
00:02:53Mo the Great.
00:02:54Mo the Great.
00:02:55Great Mo.
00:02:55Great Mo.
00:02:56And a great Mo meant it is for all of us here in the temple of frozen doom.
00:03:03I have been sealed here since ages long past.
00:03:09Put here by the wizards of the Libris Aurora.
00:03:13After my defeat at the hands of the Fauxhammer family.
00:03:21There's something, have I said, have I committed a faux pas?
00:03:23You know, we'll tell you later.
00:03:26It's a Scooby-Doo.
00:03:27We all just stand in front of them.
00:03:29Should we full disclosure?
00:03:31Okay.
00:03:33Why don't you break the news?
00:03:34Wait, oh, wait, oh, wait, oh, wait.
00:03:35Here's a moment.
00:03:36This is how we're going to create full disclosure
00:03:38and make sure that he knows we're not fucking around.
00:03:42We're going to detect thought here.
00:03:44Okay.
00:03:45I'm going to cast some detect thought on my great friend Princess.
00:03:50Use that, man.
00:03:50So that he knows that she is not a Fauxhammer trying to reincarcerate you.
00:03:56We believe in rehabilitation, not incarceration.
00:03:58You open a telepathic link between Mofandrix and Princess in this moment.
00:04:05You are the descendant of those Fauxhammers that defeated me, handed me to the custody of the wizards.
00:04:16Do you wish me harm, Princess?
00:04:26I feel that this spell has given us a moment of great vulnerability.
00:04:33Our minds connected.
00:04:36I will not hold you to account for the actions of your forebears.
00:04:42It was your great-great-grandfather that sealed me in defeat and handed me to the wizards.
00:04:49But I did burn down his village.
00:04:53So he wasn't...
00:04:54It's one of those things, you know?
00:04:56Not exactly all...
00:04:58Yeah.
00:04:58It's, you know...
00:04:59There's two sides to every story, right?
00:05:01There's two sides.
00:05:02There's your side, my side, and then the truth.
00:05:04Yes, exactly.
00:05:05Isn't that...
00:05:08Trier.
00:05:09Trier.
00:05:09My eyebrow.
00:05:11I...
00:05:12Oh, hello.
00:05:12And you see that Mysara has stepped forward here as well.
00:05:15And says, Mofandrix the Great, I have journeyed here from far distant lands.
00:05:21He says, Mysara, you have journeyed here all the way from...
00:05:27Fairy from Arcadia.
00:05:30She looks and says, my lord Mofandrix, Arcadia is lost.
00:05:36Destroyed by the Blood Queen, Zarya Hex.
00:05:39Our people scattered to the winds.
00:05:41And you see, he says, I am very sorry to hear that.
00:05:47My sincere condolences, Mysara.
00:05:50You see that she says, myself and these companions, I believe, are working at aligned purposes to see the Great
00:05:58Mofandrix released.
00:06:00We have some contact.
00:06:02We have spoken to one another.
00:06:04You see that Constano looks and says, and I am helping Mysara.
00:06:10This fucking guy.
00:06:12The dragon goes, oh?
00:06:13And he goes, t'was I who threw the lever that condemned you to your icy peril.
00:06:18And t'was I who made the...
00:06:22Turned...
00:06:23Whatever made...
00:06:23The fire that made that one fall.
00:06:27That happened right after I did something.
00:06:29I...
00:06:30So, you know, that way I am...
00:06:33You did do something.
00:06:34Exactly!
00:06:35As the witch Gertrude...
00:06:38Trude.
00:06:38Trude.
00:06:39I said...
00:06:40Yeah, Gertrude's not a name I've ever heard.
00:06:41Not saying that it's not a name, but I'm just saying I never heard of a Gertrude.
00:06:45What?
00:06:45I've met many Gertrude's in my travels, but you're the first Gertrude, strange.
00:06:51I am Constano Beersani, companion of Her Lady Mysara of the Drowning Pool.
00:06:57And you see that Mifandrix says, well, having been released, a boon is given unto those who have freed me.
00:07:08A boon?
00:07:09Oh, a wish.
00:07:10And therefore, you may ask for whatever it is you desire.
00:07:15One wish?
00:07:16Typically, got freed one time, so one wish kind of feels...
00:07:21This is a big free.
00:07:22We did a lot...
00:07:23We almost died to save you, Momo.
00:07:27Well, listen, it's not...
00:07:29The boon is sort of a big deal, but we can absolutely...
00:07:33Hey, I'll do you a solid.
00:07:35Boon is way up here.
00:07:37And then...
00:07:38But if you need some favors after then, now that I'm free, my entire immortal life lies ahead of me.
00:07:44Connect, connect.
00:07:45So do we have the boon right now?
00:07:47Or can we, is this something we can call on later?
00:07:50You know, I actually have some things I'd kind of like to get up to, so if you want to
00:07:53take some time to coordinate and think about what the boon should be,
00:07:56I have some business in the village of Winter's Eve.
00:08:00Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
00:08:02I understand there are some wizards in their tower who have been monitoring those magical creatures that call the village
00:08:10home.
00:08:11So to be clear, because of scrying, I could contact Morphandrix at any time and get the boon.
00:08:21What's a boon again? A wish.
00:08:22That's a wish. Remember I asked that last season?
00:08:25Oh, right. So we get a wish.
00:08:27Morphandrix looks and says,
00:08:28Yes, by all means, take your time. And I shall not leave the village of Winter's Eve without at least
00:08:32saying goodbye to a remarkable hero.
00:08:35Still never hears.
00:08:35And again, I want to be clear. You don't have to, if you just want, I don't know, a little
00:08:40muscle.
00:08:40I can fly if you want to ride somewhere.
00:08:43I am not like the Ifriti or Jinn of the far off realms of sand and sun.
00:08:49No, no, I, you know, I'm not going to like pin you down and interpret the boon in a way
00:08:55that sort of screws you over.
00:08:56Just straight up giving it to us.
00:08:58Yeah.
00:08:59No funny business.
00:08:59Very straightforward.
00:09:00Like I want, I want boobs out to here and then your boobs just pop off your body and just,
00:09:04they're just like in your hand.
00:09:06That would be funny though.
00:09:07But don't, but don't, but don't.
00:09:09That would be pretty, that would be pretty hysterical.
00:09:12Well, to the village of Winter's Eve.
00:09:15Excuse me, can you all move to the side?
00:09:16Oh yeah, for sure. Let me just.
00:09:18Smashes through the wall, racing up through the temple.
00:09:22And you're exploding into the sky outside of the central doors, roaring and breathing fire.
00:09:29Wizards!
00:09:31Your books will not save you now!
00:09:34Comes roaring in to wreak his vengeance on the Libris Aurora.
00:09:39Hopefully if we run into the wizards, they'll be a little weakened before we get there by their interaction with
00:09:44Great Mo.
00:09:45Um, weren't we supposed to ask them where the treasure was?
00:09:47Well, that's what we need to figure out.
00:09:49And also, he, I don't think he wants to give us his treasure.
00:09:53I think he's guarding this treasure, right?
00:09:55So we could ask him for some of it.
00:09:57We could ask him if he's, if he's, that could be our boon.
00:09:59The boon could be, can we have your treasure?
00:10:01He's gonna give us, he said, there's no tricks.
00:10:03We're gonna have to summon his, I think we can, he can be, he can be a better utility for
00:10:07something else later on.
00:10:08I also promised to help my little Fabie boy.
00:10:11Hey, you did promise to help him get some wings.
00:10:13I do think we have more pressing issues.
00:10:15Well, he's really nice.
00:10:16He is nice.
00:10:17And he's, he's the only reason why we know where Momo is.
00:10:21We're not gonna waste our boon to give you a little, your booty call some wings.
00:10:25Booty call?
00:10:26Yes.
00:10:27Booty call.
00:10:28Stana looks over and says, sorry, who is this we're talking about?
00:10:32Oh my God, I forgot him.
00:10:34Oh my God, I forgot him.
00:10:39Are you, are you in a situation, are you in a situation or?
00:10:43I'm in a situation ship.
00:10:45Oh, all right.
00:10:46That's what it is.
00:10:47Well.
00:10:49Certainly.
00:10:50We're open.
00:10:52Then you can say, I'm open for business.
00:10:56You should fly this man to the ground and put him down.
00:10:59Put that man down.
00:11:03Fly to the ground, put him down.
00:11:05Mysara turns to the four of you and says, skillfully and bravely fought.
00:11:11My apologies for assuming you to be guardians of the temple or worse,
00:11:18those who would destroy a creature as beautiful and legendary as Mofandrix.
00:11:23And you see that she reaches out her hands and heals Troian and heals Princess.
00:11:28You're at full hit points.
00:11:33Oh yes.
00:11:35She reaches out and heals Gertrude for seven hit points.
00:11:39Seven?
00:11:40Oh.
00:11:41Only seven?
00:11:42Why did she?
00:11:43What does she have against you?
00:11:45Is that good or do you need more than that?
00:11:47You know, the thing, okay.
00:11:47So at this point, Gertrude is like her arm is almost completely frozen.
00:11:52She's still got monster goo in her mouth.
00:11:55She's limping.
00:11:56Her cape is ripped to shreds.
00:11:58One of her Afro puffs is hanging down.
00:12:01A horn is broken.
00:12:03And she's like, if you could spare a little more, I wouldn't say no.
00:12:09I will do what I can.
00:12:12And she puts her hands together and says, and you are a witch.
00:12:17Yes.
00:12:18A tiefling witch, yes.
00:12:20She looks and the couple of little, now that the fight is over,
00:12:23you see that the little fire gremlin and ice gremlin have made up
00:12:27and are kissing each other over and over on the cheeks and sort of hugging and bouncing around.
00:12:31And you see the other, the last ice gremlin is jumping up and down behind you, sort of bowing, going,
00:12:36big back, big back, big back.
00:12:40Screaming.
00:12:42She says, ah, powerful witch indeed, and reaches her hand and heals you.
00:12:47Oh, Jesus.
00:12:49It's starting to feel personal.
00:12:50Do you require any healing as well?
00:12:52Yes, please.
00:12:53Fully.
00:12:55Sister.
00:12:56And you see she shakes her hand, kisses your hand.
00:12:58I am amazed and gladdened to see you here.
00:13:03Last I saw you was in the pool of the Lady Fauxhammer's Jubilee.
00:13:09You have come quite far afield.
00:13:13You are not here on a quest on behalf of any great rulers, are you?
00:13:20You're not.
00:13:22You're not.
00:13:24You're not.
00:13:25We are not.
00:13:28What could have brought you across vast lands and plains of acid and wild tundra to the realm of Mofandrix
00:13:37buried in the ice?
00:13:38Our sister.
00:13:39We're here to seek gold.
00:13:43Understandable.
00:13:44This world of Calvorda is a crass and dreary world, and gold is, I'm afraid, quite necessary for us to
00:13:56make our way.
00:13:58But I am glad to see that you are well, sister.
00:14:01I hope that my words found a welcome heart, but we could not speak for long in that moment.
00:14:10I could only perceive through the magic of the waters in that pool for long enough to give you the
00:14:17message that I could.
00:14:18Okay. Can we elaborate on something, sister?
00:14:21Yes.
00:14:21Sister to sister.
00:14:23Who is lying to me?
00:14:25Who is lying to you?
00:14:27Mm-hmm.
00:14:27I don't think that anyone is lying to you in particular. I do not think that...
00:14:33Isn't that what you said in the little pond?
00:14:34Let me elaborate.
00:14:37Do not think that Titania has actively deceived you and you alone, but rather has deceived all of us.
00:14:45Her children, her realm, her fairy armies.
00:14:50Titania claims to be a home for all Fae.
00:14:53But in her eyes, only light and celebration and music and these things are worthy children of their mother Titania's
00:15:04embrace.
00:15:06There is a place for sorrow and anger in this world.
00:15:12And what was done to us cannot be so easily forgiven.
00:15:15Sure.
00:15:16It's giving toxic positivity.
00:15:18Well, you know, there's many facets of life and I think to experience happiness, we must experience sadness.
00:15:24So I do agree.
00:15:25Inside out.
00:15:26Right? And you know, as somebody who's gone to therapy, we can acknowledge and give grace to the terrible things.
00:15:35It's kind of like a D20 dice.
00:15:39There's so many different sides.
00:15:41And some are greater than others.
00:15:42Some are greater than others.
00:15:44And why don't I let the team captain speak for us right now?
00:15:49Well, I do not volunteer as tribute as team captain.
00:15:53We are all equals here.
00:15:54I want to be clear.
00:15:55We are all equals.
00:15:55We all bring something different to the table through our strength, through our prowess, through our expertise, through our lineage,
00:16:01through our pedigree.
00:16:03Through our prowess, says Konstana.
00:16:06Even your prowess, Konstana.
00:16:08So we are all equal on an equal playing field here with a common goal.
00:16:12You should ask about the wings for your friend.
00:16:14Because he's a fairy.
00:16:15Well, I have a question for you. Are you busy?
00:16:18Because we got stuff to do. You want to hang out with us?
00:16:21Join us, right?
00:16:23She says, I would be happy to, at least while we are here in Winter's Eve.
00:16:28Mofandrix's destruction will be horrifying, but hopefully brief.
00:16:32I don't think the wizards are prepared for him to make a sudden escape today.
00:16:37I would be happy.
00:16:38Let us spend some time together in Winter's Eve before we must be on our way.
00:16:42Where does your quest take you from here?
00:16:45That is a great question.
00:16:47Well, we need to get down to Winter's Eve.
00:16:49We need to speak to Mofandrix.
00:16:51We need to ask him about his gold, his treasures.
00:16:55I have an idea.
00:16:55What we're not going to do is deceive him.
00:16:57Yeah, but I have an idea.
00:16:58We're not going to deceive him.
00:16:58I have an idea.
00:16:59Don't you think the more fairies we have on our side to maybe come with us to do the things
00:17:05that we need to do, the better?
00:17:07And with that said, maybe we can help my little Bointoy get his wings and free his family.
00:17:14Because he has an entire family that's frozen here.
00:17:17And then we could all go together and even Constantino can come.
00:17:21What's his name?
00:17:23Constano.
00:17:23Constano.
00:17:24Constano.
00:17:24I fear that at some point we are going to end up finding out just how powerful Titania
00:17:29is, which does seem quite scary.
00:17:32But that seems down the road.
00:17:34I think our main objective now is to get back to Winter's Eve or to near that cabin area.
00:17:39Or maybe even go see what Mofandrix is up to.
00:17:44Because we got to talk to him before we go.
00:17:45The village will be quite welcoming to all of us.
00:17:49And I think even though we may have our injuries addressed, I am very weary from the amount of magic
00:17:55I have cast here.
00:17:56Because the wizard, they have eyes on everything.
00:17:59And I am certain that some of you as well would use a chance for a rest.
00:18:04But I will say, let me acknowledge that I have been too hasty.
00:18:09Please forgive me for my mistaken assumption that you were foes.
00:18:14I will say I have never seen warriors withstand that spell that I cast.
00:18:20You are formidable indeed.
00:18:24But this is a heartless world.
00:18:26And I have perhaps fallen into the habit of assuming the worst.
00:18:31And not following through to make sure that those that I see before me are actually my enemies.
00:18:40So I apologize.
00:18:42No hard feelings from me.
00:18:45No hard feelings.
00:18:48She smiles at you.
00:18:50She smiles at all of you.
00:18:52And you see Constano says, no hard feelings from me either.
00:18:56This fucking guy.
00:19:00And you see Roy goes, I don't think anything happened to you, man.
00:19:03I don't think anyone interacted with you.
00:19:05I think one fireball hit you on the ankle.
00:19:07He's like, yes, it did.
00:19:08And I was tricked into doing it.
00:19:10And Roy goes, everyone was telling you to move out of the way.
00:19:13It's almost like you were in a one-man fight against yourself.
00:19:17Very handsome though. Very handsome.
00:19:18And if you have a hard feeling, Twyla will take it.
00:19:22Twyla finishes her snack.
00:19:25Screaming.
00:19:25Because she's a whore.
00:19:28And Constano shrugs and says, well, I'm very excited for where the road may lead us together.
00:19:33It seems that my mistress Mysara may be journeying with you.
00:19:38So mistress, hmm?
00:19:40Mysara, not a mistress like that.
00:19:44He's an underling to her.
00:19:46I get it.
00:19:46Oh, I guess we're open.
00:19:47He's an insubordinate to her.
00:19:49He's a subordinate to her.
00:19:50I mean, a subordinate.
00:19:50No, yes.
00:19:51She is my mistress like that.
00:19:52Yes, absolutely.
00:19:54I unfortunately cannot have a mistress.
00:19:58I'm not married.
00:19:59He's gay.
00:20:00Single.
00:20:01He's single.
00:20:02Do you like ponies?
00:20:03I have a pony.
00:20:03I love ponies.
00:20:04I love ponies.
00:20:05Where are the horses?
00:20:06They're back in the village.
00:20:08As you guys begin to depart from the temple, as you walk through the temple looking at the shattered ice
00:20:15from where the dragon burst through these smaller passageways, you see Mysara turns and says,
00:20:20It is unfortunate that we have arrived at the same moment here at the temple.
00:20:26I, as well, have come seeking a boon.
00:20:30I would not wish to cause insult or injury to you, but the boon is of dire urgency to me
00:20:40that I seek.
00:20:41And if it is possible that you have come here seeking something that is within my power to grant or
00:20:49perhaps easier to grant, I am wondering if there is a possibility for us to work together in the boon
00:20:58that is requested.
00:20:59Kind of barter.
00:21:00Okay.
00:21:02We're not talking about ourselves for a second.
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:04All right.
00:21:04Okay.
00:21:05I don't trust this bitch.
00:21:06Don't.
00:21:07But she can't hear us.
00:21:08I know, but why?
00:21:10Because I'm wary.
00:21:12She never told us why she really, well, now we know she came over here for a boon.
00:21:16Well, we don't even know what the boon is.
00:21:17We should find out what her boon is that she wanted.
00:21:20I think she could hear us.
00:21:21I don't think so.
00:21:22I think she could hear us.
00:21:23So even if she had been asking anything crazy, what I do want to know is, we should ask what
00:21:27the boon is.
00:21:28I personally think that Titania is dangerous.
00:21:31Now, I do believe that, obviously, the Fae have a lot of, you know, making up to it.
00:21:39They want to be like, oh, bad things won't be bad to anyone else.
00:21:41But some things are like, I want revenge.
00:21:42And honestly, some people deserve revenge.
00:21:44We've gotten revenge.
00:21:45Don't they deserve revenge?
00:21:46Who do we get revenge on?
00:21:48We've exacted revenge on people.
00:21:50No, no, no.
00:21:50We're not those kind of girls.
00:21:52We never exacted revenge on anyone.
00:21:53No, guys.
00:21:54We're good people.
00:21:55I just blocked people on the internet.
00:21:56We must have gotten revenge on someone.
00:21:59Everything we've done because we've been aggressed.
00:22:01Block.
00:22:01So, if y'all want to, I'm cool, but I just have, I just always have one fin up.
00:22:06Like, hmm.
00:22:06Oh, really?
00:22:07Yes.
00:22:08And you have that relationship with your mother?
00:22:09Exactly.
00:22:10That's crazy.
00:22:11So, let's ask her.
00:22:12Do you mind telling us what your boon is?
00:22:14What do you wish for?
00:22:15It is possible for me to share some of what I am asking, but not all.
00:22:23See?
00:22:25Only because I do not ask for something on my own behalf.
00:22:29Who is it for?
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:31For one that I love.
00:22:33Their secrets are not mine to share, but I can share with you what is mine to share.
00:22:38I am asking for a gift of great magic.
00:22:44I am asking for immortality.
00:22:51Not for myself, but for one whom I love.
00:22:54And who is that?
00:22:55And you're going to give them immortality as a gift?
00:22:58It is a gift which I already possess.
00:23:01And how has it treated you all this time?
00:23:04Has every day been sunshiny for you with your immortality?
00:23:07You look at this woman whose hair moves in the cold air like she is underwater.
00:23:13She appears to be this, like, pale green drowned woman.
00:23:18And you see she says, I'm doing great.
00:23:22Well, you figured it out.
00:23:24My life is, I'm very happy.
00:23:27I wake up feeling very motivated every day.
00:23:30I smell a stunt.
00:23:31So, you are immortal, but you want to give your immortality to your friend?
00:23:38No, she wants to give some immortality to a friend.
00:23:40To her man.
00:23:40I'm assuming she wants to live with forever.
00:23:43That's an assumption.
00:23:46You didn't say that.
00:23:47I'm just assuming.
00:23:47I could be wrong.
00:23:48You are correct.
00:23:50I am here seeking the boon of immortality such that...
00:23:55For your lover?
00:23:56Yes.
00:23:57Can we get an inside check?
00:23:59Give me an inside check.
00:24:00You don't trust her at all.
00:24:02She doesn't, huh?
00:24:02I don't trust it.
00:24:03Especially with Titania.
00:24:05This could be Titania using her fairy magic to trick us.
00:24:08And this is her the whole time.
00:24:09I feel like I would know because...
00:24:11What do you think about fairies?
00:24:12What do you think about fairies?
00:24:13Yeah, what do you think about fairies?
00:24:15Let's see what you want for insight.
00:24:16Eight plus 15.
00:24:19I think that it's muddled for you.
00:24:22You're looking for like, can I catch her in a lie?
00:24:25Maybe.
00:24:25But I think that what you're reading is that there's a smokescreen up here,
00:24:30which is that you may just not like her.
00:24:32And that might be...
00:24:32You know what I'm saying?
00:24:33She is not pleasant to be around.
00:24:37She is like a fairy of sorrow and loss and grief and rage
00:24:42and these very unpleasant things.
00:24:43So as you're looking at her and you're like...
00:24:45She's a downer.
00:24:46She's a fucking downer.
00:24:47She's in her repertoire.
00:24:48You know, there's like a downer comes in and you're like,
00:24:50I think something's fucked up with you.
00:24:52And you're like, are they lying?
00:24:53Or is it just the vibe is bad?
00:24:55Right.
00:24:55Why don't we walk back to town with her,
00:24:57hang out for a little bit and then decide?
00:24:59Okay.
00:24:59I'm with that.
00:25:00But we should get you a net too.
00:25:01We should go to the town store.
00:25:02Yeah, we need to stock up.
00:25:03We gotta go.
00:25:05Good one.
00:25:06You see that as she's walking,
00:25:07she sort of looks over to Troianne and says,
00:25:09I feel as though I've made a less than ideal impression,
00:25:15which I cannot say is the first time this has happened to me.
00:25:18If I am coming across as secretive or mysterious,
00:25:24I will be honest and say I do not have a great deal of reason to trust you,
00:25:30even though we are not adversaries.
00:25:32I have just met you for the first time.
00:25:34I do not wish to be cold or uninviting,
00:25:38but I do not typically meet those that I feel are worthy of trust.
00:25:47So if you wish for more warmth from me, I will do what I can to provide it.
00:25:54What are your guys' hobbies that you like?
00:25:59I love to garden.
00:26:00Haven't had a chance to do it for a long time.
00:26:03Haven't been in my cabin for like three weeks.
00:26:06But I love a good gardening session.
00:26:08What are you into?
00:26:09You know, I actually really like taking long walks,
00:26:12even though I can fly.
00:26:13I love hiking.
00:26:14Anything that's like foot involved.
00:26:17I love fighting.
00:26:18Yes.
00:26:19Punching.
00:26:20So good at it too.
00:26:21And eating rabbits.
00:26:24I like detecting liars.
00:26:27Jesus fucking Christ.
00:26:30And what do you like to do?
00:26:34Oh, um...
00:26:38I love it.
00:26:39There's a face that men make when they're drowning.
00:26:45Where...
00:26:46Or no, the, um...
00:26:47Gardening.
00:26:48None of us are men.
00:26:48No, no, no.
00:26:49This is good.
00:26:49This is good.
00:26:50What you like is what you like.
00:26:51Don't let anyone yuck your yum.
00:26:53You know, no...
00:26:54Like, what's the face?
00:26:55Well, yeah, it's drowning.
00:26:56Drowning people's just one.
00:26:57But it's also, I love...
00:27:01Drowning people's just one.
00:27:02I love...
00:27:03You can't even drown!
00:27:04I love...
00:27:05Gardening.
00:27:06I love...
00:27:07Hiking.
00:27:09I love...
00:27:12Eating rabbits.
00:27:13And y'all just...
00:27:14Wait, that's all...
00:27:15She just said everything.
00:27:17What's normal to like?
00:27:18I mean...
00:27:20She just said all the things we like.
00:27:21Punching.
00:27:23Let's head back to town.
00:27:24No, let's just...
00:27:24Yes, I think that is best.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:26Constano.
00:27:27Our new companions require joy.
00:27:29Bring them joy.
00:27:30And you see that he takes out a very tiny lute.
00:27:33And says...
00:27:34The tale of four maidens bold.
00:27:38And just starts plucking a little tune.
00:27:39Oh.
00:27:40And singing about your guys fighting.
00:27:42Douche.
00:27:44I use shield to protect myself.
00:27:47As you exit the icy landscape,
00:27:51you look below to see Winter's Eve before you.
00:27:54And seeing Winter's Eve,
00:27:56you see that there is just a smoking crater
00:27:59where the Libris Aurora once was.
00:28:01Was that the tavern we were in?
00:28:03That was the wizard's tower.
00:28:04Oh my god.
00:28:05And flying over the village,
00:28:08you see Mofandrix just being like...
00:28:11All right.
00:28:12Last call.
00:28:14If you're one of the nasty wizards
00:28:16and you weren't in the tower,
00:28:18come out right now.
00:28:20And we'll talk about what happens next.
00:28:26Going once.
00:28:27Oh no, what about the horses?
00:28:29Going twice.
00:28:29Your horses are fine.
00:28:30They're right outside.
00:28:30Okay, great.
00:28:31You see that Mofandrix lands at the edge of the town
00:28:34and goes,
00:28:35that's everyone?
00:28:36I think that's everyone.
00:28:37And he moves over
00:28:39and you see rushing towards the castle is Spole.
00:28:45A rush towards the wizard is Spole.
00:28:46He goes,
00:28:47he said,
00:28:47My family!
00:28:48They're in there!
00:28:48They're in the ice!
00:28:49As he's rushing towards the tower.
00:28:51I gotta do something!
00:28:52I gotta do something!
00:28:53Mm-hmm.
00:28:53Maybe they're gonna get unfrozen if Mo blows...
00:28:56Wouldn't he die?
00:28:57Wouldn't they all die?
00:28:58Well, maybe he can temper it.
00:28:59We can ask him.
00:29:00He's willing to do favors on top of the boon.
00:29:02Well, you...
00:29:03I can't really talk to him.
00:29:04He's far.
00:29:04Are we far?
00:29:05You guys get on your horses and rush into town as fast as you can.
00:29:08Oh, yeah.
00:29:09Arriving in the town square,
00:29:10you see there's a giant barbarian.
00:29:12It's like,
00:29:12The tower of the wizards.
00:29:14It has been struck down by the mighty dragon.
00:29:18We are free!
00:29:19Free of the wizards' foul influence!
00:29:22Everyone!
00:29:22You do all the stuff that they said was illegal!
00:29:25And you see he just takes his shirt off.
00:29:27Oh, they're modest.
00:29:28They're very into modesty, these wizards.
00:29:30The wizards were bookish and sallow-skinned,
00:29:34and out of shape.
00:29:35They procluded all of the barbarians from taking their shirts off.
00:29:39Now, take your shirts off in the streets!
00:29:42Princess?
00:29:43Don't let the girls out.
00:29:45Big round of applause for the town.
00:29:47And you see Spole digging through the wreckage,
00:29:51looking for some ice.
00:29:54Twyla, what do you do?
00:29:55Oh, I don't know.
00:29:56What do I do?
00:29:56What do I do?
00:29:57Go talk to him.
00:29:58Go ask him if he needs help.
00:29:59Do I talk to Spole or do I talk to Momo?
00:30:00Go go to Spole and ask him if he needs help.
00:30:02Okay, Twyla flies to Spole.
00:30:04Yes.
00:30:05Rushes over and says,
00:30:07Oh my gosh, Spole, it's me, Twyla.
00:30:09Remember?
00:30:10Do you...
00:30:11Can I...
00:30:11What can I do?
00:30:12Remember is crazy.
00:30:13It was today.
00:30:15See, he goes...
00:30:16Was it?
00:30:17Yeah, it was earlier today.
00:30:18It's so much.
00:30:18So much.
00:30:19So much happens.
00:30:20Oh my gosh.
00:30:21It was like two hours ago.
00:30:24Oh my gosh, Spole, so much has happened,
00:30:26but I'll tell you about that later.
00:30:27What's going on?
00:30:28I need to help you.
00:30:29I'm looking for the ice that froze my family in ice.
00:30:32And I...
00:30:33You feel my Sara's hand on your shoulder.
00:30:37And you see...
00:30:38Pale, cold, clammy.
00:30:40Pale, cold, clammy hand, depressing hand.
00:30:42And she says...
00:30:43You feel sad all of a sudden.
00:30:44She says,
00:30:45Fae child, fear not.
00:30:47And you see that she reaches a hand out,
00:30:50and crumbling up through the rock,
00:30:52you see these six, seven, eight, nine, ten
00:30:56massive chunks of ice
00:30:57with these tiny frozen snowflake frost fairies
00:31:01all sort of within the ice and around them.
00:31:05And you see he starts weeping and crying.
00:31:07He like hugs you to him as he goes,
00:31:09My family, they're all alright.
00:31:10They made it into ice.
00:31:13Oh, I've got them back.
00:31:14He just goes and starts to hug these big lumps of ice.
00:31:17And he's like...
00:31:19Oh...
00:31:19Well, I don't know what to do now,
00:31:21but...
00:31:22I got them back!
00:31:23So we've located them.
00:31:24Now we have to thaw them.
00:31:26Uh...
00:31:28Do...
00:31:28How...
00:31:29So they can be thawed over time.
00:31:30We can take them into the inn.
00:31:32They can just be in there and thaw out.
00:31:33Can I...
00:31:34Can I do like a thing?
00:31:35Do you have anything with fire?
00:31:37Well...
00:31:37Well, I don't know if it's fire,
00:31:38but there's this...
00:31:40Remember when I did the little heart-shaped snowflakes?
00:31:42Yeah.
00:31:42Could I do the same thing with little heaters?
00:31:45Oh!
00:31:46You know what?
00:31:47Go ahead and give...
00:31:48You know, like...
00:31:49Go ahead and give me a...
00:31:51Teeny tiny heaters that blow like wind,
00:31:52like not to kill them,
00:31:53just to melt the ice?
00:31:54Or like...
00:31:55In this world,
00:31:56would it be like little like...
00:31:57I love that.
00:31:58Lit matches?
00:31:59Or candles?
00:32:00Go ahead, if you'd be so kind,
00:32:02and give me a nature check.
00:32:03Oh.
00:32:04What do you have?
00:32:05Plus five.
00:32:06Oh my gosh.
00:32:09Nineteen.
00:32:09What?
00:32:10Nineteen on the die.
00:32:12Nineteen.
00:32:12Plus five.
00:32:13That's twenty-four.
00:32:14All right.
00:32:15Describe for me as Twyla creates these,
00:32:18like, magical, heating,
00:32:21sort of sparks of magic around the ice.
00:32:23What does it look like?
00:32:24Okay.
00:32:24So I'm already elevated,
00:32:26and I actually...
00:32:29I bring my wingless Fae with me,
00:32:33because I want him to experience this.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:35And maybe this helps him grow wings.
00:32:38Who knows?
00:32:40So...
00:32:41We do...
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42We do a little, like,
00:32:44one of these,
00:32:45a little spiral up,
00:32:46and then when we do that,
00:32:47I hold his...
00:32:48I hold his arms,
00:32:50and we swing back,
00:32:51and swing forward,
00:32:52and then there's just light
00:32:54that comes from the center of us,
00:32:56and it's almost like this beautiful sunburst.
00:32:58And then as the little rays of heat come out,
00:33:03little portable heaters all blow at...
00:33:09Like Samsung, Honeywell, Panasonic?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:13And it's...
00:33:14Oh, there's a lot of them.
00:33:15It's a variety.
00:33:16It's a variety.
00:33:17It's a variety.
00:33:18Dimension 20 branded tiny heaters.
00:33:21Tiny heaters.
00:33:21Yes, yes.
00:33:22Yes.
00:33:23And it's at a power that's strong enough to melt all this ice,
00:33:27but not too hot to boil the fairies.
00:33:31Beautiful.
00:33:31A bunch of tiny heaters.
00:33:35Screaming.
00:33:36In my head, I'm just like,
00:33:37in this world, there was a fairy named Samwise,
00:33:40and he sang a song so beautiful
00:33:43that the heat of the sun was captured in it.
00:33:45And we always say whenever that heat comes back,
00:33:48that's why Samsung...
00:33:52That's a tornado.
00:33:54And I love that Brandon was like,
00:33:57try to describe what these magical sparks are like.
00:34:00You're like heaters.
00:34:01Heaters, portable heaters.
00:34:03It's a radiator.
00:34:03Near the fucking cash register at the front of Best Buy
00:34:06when it gets cold.
00:34:07He was like, but like, if it was magic, heaters.
00:34:09Sir, I said heaters.
00:34:12You see that Spole looks into your eyes
00:34:15as this warmth radiates off of you.
00:34:17Let me get a perception check from the three of you.
00:34:19From Princess, Troianne, and Gertrude.
00:34:22And you're spinning, and he looks at you.
00:34:25Three.
00:34:26Three, fourteen.
00:34:26Oh, working on the ground.
00:34:27Seven.
00:34:28Well, ten all together.
00:34:29Ten all together.
00:34:30Fourteen all together.
00:34:31Three all together.
00:34:32Okay.
00:34:32I think all of you just see light pouring out
00:34:34and sort of covering the ground,
00:34:36and you see that Twilight Spole looks at you just going,
00:34:39it's a miracle.
00:34:42You're...
00:34:43You're the most amazing fairy I've ever met.
00:34:46He saves them.
00:34:48And waking up, you see...
00:34:51With frosty wings, and as they fly,
00:34:54like a comet, frost and snow moves behind them in a train
00:34:58as they fly through the air.
00:34:59And you see this sort of like,
00:35:01lovely little frost fairy woman grabs Spole and goes,
00:35:05my son, it's my sweet boy.
00:35:08And his family all surrounds him, and he says,
00:35:10everyone, I want you all to pay attention and listen.
00:35:13This is Twyla.
00:35:14She's a soldier of Arcadia.
00:35:16She's a hero, a champion of Queen Titania.
00:35:19She came here and saved us all.
00:35:20And you see that the mom looks at you and says,
00:35:23bless your heart, a champion of Titania.
00:35:26Oh, you are radiant.
00:35:27Thank you so much for saving us.
00:35:31You're welcome.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:32Spole smiles.
00:35:34And you see, she goes, oh, you are darling.
00:35:37Spole, fly on up here and come, come.
00:35:40Oh.
00:35:40She doesn't know?
00:35:42She doesn't know.
00:35:42We got the wind.
00:35:44Oh.
00:35:44It's gonna be a little shaky.
00:35:45Mm-hmm.
00:35:45She looks and you see he holds up the ice and he's like,
00:35:49this was the charm you gave me.
00:35:52It's all I've been able to use to fly since my wings were taken.
00:35:56And you see that they land and there's a sort of moment of hush here.
00:36:00And you see, she looks up and says,
00:36:02do you think there'd be a way to heal my son and give him back his wings?
00:36:06We know a lady who heals people.
00:36:09Are you ill?
00:36:11Will the healing give him back his wings?
00:36:13You don't think Cure Wounds is strong enough to restore something that profound?
00:36:17Wait.
00:36:18Hold on.
00:36:18Remember that little string I kept from the little present?
00:36:21Yeah.
00:36:22Is that something?
00:36:24Girl.
00:36:24It's something.
00:36:25It's a piece of string for sure.
00:36:28There's no denying it's a piece of string.
00:36:30You should ask Witchy Poo.
00:36:32It was from her.
00:36:33From Titania, yeah.
00:36:34What about this fucking witch here who's trying to win our favor?
00:36:38With them.
00:36:39You see?
00:36:40Mashira?
00:36:41Mysara.
00:36:41Mysara.
00:36:43You see?
00:36:44Mysara looks and smiles.
00:36:46And she stands here.
00:36:47She smiles?
00:36:47She smiles.
00:36:48Oh my goodness.
00:36:49That's the first smile she's had.
00:36:50That's the first smile she's had.
00:36:51Because she sees someone with battered wings.
00:36:53Yeah.
00:36:54No.
00:36:55No, because she sees love.
00:36:59She thought of a drowning guy.
00:37:01She speaks in Sylvan now.
00:37:02So she speaks in the language of fairies.
00:37:04And I speak that language.
00:37:05You do and so do Spole and his family.
00:37:08Uh-huh.
00:37:09She says, to return your wings to you is magic I possess.
00:37:15Okay.
00:37:16What'd she say?
00:37:16To return?
00:37:17Well, you gotta ask me.
00:37:18What'd she say?
00:37:19Okay.
00:37:19So she said to return your wings to you, that is magic that I possess.
00:37:23She turns to Spole and says, how did you lose your wings?
00:37:27He says, a hunter.
00:37:30A hunter of immortals and magical creatures took it from me.
00:37:37And what do you think you would do if you had your wings back?
00:37:42You see, he looks and says, I'd be happy.
00:37:46I'd be with my family.
00:37:47And maybe we could go adventure.
00:37:50Or if there's anything that the Lady Twyla needs, she seems blessed with great purpose.
00:37:56The Queen Titania has chosen her.
00:37:58So I would just do, I would just serve her as best I could.
00:38:02Oh, he would serve you?
00:38:03He would cater to me?
00:38:04Mm-hmm.
00:38:06And you see, my sorrow says, our wounds are so easily forgotten, it seems.
00:38:14You would so quickly forgive the human that took them from you.
00:38:18I have the power to give you your wings.
00:38:21Oh my gosh.
00:38:21But I would ask you to take a moment to consider the fate you would wish to befall the human
00:38:27who took them.
00:38:28With that, she walks out of the clearing.
00:38:30She looks at you, Twyla, with a sad look, and then walks towards the water's edge.
00:38:35The rest of you see Mofandrix land by the edge of the village as he sort of looks out and
00:38:41says,
00:38:42Everyone, I've liberated the town from the grasp of the terrible wizards.
00:38:46You may thank me with meat or mead or wine.
00:38:52And then after that, I shall be on my way.
00:38:54This climb is a little frosty for a dragon.
00:38:57Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:38:59So we have a couple of things that we have to consider here.
00:39:01Mofandrix is about to leave.
00:39:02Uh-huh.
00:39:03My Sarah's about to give this young man his wings back.
00:39:06Mm-hmm.
00:39:06But she's kind of like...
00:39:08Yeah, well, she's like, what's gonna...
00:39:09Yeah, she's not as...
00:39:10She's not giving this as easily as Mofandrix.
00:39:12Yeah.
00:39:12I'm like, it's yours.
00:39:13I'm not gonna try to do nothing funny.
00:39:15She's sneaky.
00:39:16Which I've said.
00:39:18You have.
00:39:18But she's also...
00:39:19You've been preaching and saying and...
00:39:20But she's done...
00:39:20Everything we've been saying and preaching and doing it.
00:39:22I've been saying it.
00:39:24Even at her station.
00:39:24But she has done quite a few things for us already.
00:39:28She has.
00:39:28She's killed all of us.
00:39:29She's gonna give this boy his wings back.
00:39:32I think what's more important...
00:39:32She pulled the family out of the eyes.
00:39:35What's most important is that we need to utilize our time with Mofandrix.
00:39:38We're cool, smart.
00:39:39Like, we need to get...
00:39:40We have the boon.
00:39:41We have the boon.
00:39:42But we're not gonna use it now.
00:39:44I feel like that's gonna come in handy later.
00:39:46We could ask...
00:39:47We could ask him for the boon.
00:39:48He's saying that he can do it.
00:39:49And he's like, if you don't use that, you don't use that.
00:39:51You don't have to.
00:39:52That's what he keeps saying.
00:39:53Right.
00:39:54Hold on, hold on.
00:39:54We need to get the treasure.
00:39:56The treasure.
00:39:57We need to talk to Mofandrix about the treasure.
00:39:58He said he would...
00:39:59Do we want the treasure?
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:00That's the whole thing.
00:40:01The purpose of this.
00:40:02But here's...
00:40:03We want the treasure.
00:40:04But we're gonna get the treasure.
00:40:05And then they're gonna...
00:40:06No, they're not even gonna...
00:40:07You know what? God damn it.
00:40:08This is the thing.
00:40:09Hey, hey.
00:40:10If we get this treasure, they're not gonna use it to help her get married.
00:40:13Right.
00:40:13They're gonna build that fucking development over on Wormspine Mountain.
00:40:17They're gonna build those fucking things.
00:40:19They're not using this money.
00:40:20The development, Monet, that we saw on the theme, they're not gonna use the money
00:40:23to actually give...
00:40:25It's capitalism.
00:40:26It's not love.
00:40:27They're using the money to build that development.
00:40:29They're never gonna marry their daughter off because they're desperate.
00:40:33And she only wants to marry somebody that she loves.
00:40:36They're just gonna force her to marry anybody.
00:40:38She's gonna marry the broke bitch who eats out of the trash can.
00:40:40What do you think?
00:40:42You're the one that's getting married.
00:40:43So, wait.
00:40:44Are we doing your parents' dirty work?
00:40:46I think so.
00:40:46You don't hear any of this.
00:40:47I beg your pardon?
00:40:49He's like, I certainly hear all of this.
00:40:51Gosh.
00:40:52I'm the environment.
00:40:54I'm the sky and the sea and everything.
00:40:57I hear it all.
00:40:58That's what I think.
00:41:00That's my surmising.
00:41:01Well, so should we not get the treasure at all?
00:41:04Or should we get it and keep it?
00:41:05I don't think your parents have ill intent.
00:41:07They're just sick of being broke.
00:41:09You know what I mean?
00:41:09Oh, so you think they have ill intent.
00:41:11It seems a little shady, this whole presentation subdivision development thing.
00:41:16Walking away from the tower, you see Mysara actually walks up to the three of you speaking.
00:41:23Twilight, Spole and his family are sort of reuniting and he looks at you and he's like,
00:41:27please don't leave without a chance to say goodbye.
00:41:30I just want to be with my family for one minute.
00:41:32Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:41:33Goodbye.
00:41:34He says, well, you're very important and I don't know the cost of getting my wings back.
00:41:39I'm not sure what it will be.
00:41:41Do we care what happens to Huey?
00:41:42I mean, not really, but...
00:41:44You also see Constano digging in the wreckage of the tower being like,
00:41:49we're gonna find them.
00:41:51They're in here somewhere.
00:41:52Oh my god.
00:41:52Who was he digging for?
00:41:54He's still looking for the family.
00:41:55For the family that Mysara already resurrected.
00:41:58He's stupid.
00:41:58So he's as dumb as I am.
00:42:00His perception is a negative four.
00:42:03So there are a couple of things happening.
00:42:05You see Mofandrix at the edge of town, looks up kind of expectantly,
00:42:09but Mysara walks up to you all and says,
00:42:11there is a boon to be had from the dragon.
00:42:14We gotta make this decision, y'all.
00:42:16Either we're gonna take the boon ourselves.
00:42:17Wait, if we're gonna take the boon ourselves, we're gonna give the boon to her.
00:42:20She has done a lot of stuff for us already.
00:42:22That is true.
00:42:24She's healed us all.
00:42:25She pulled this boy Simon out of the ground.
00:42:27She's gonna give him his wings back.
00:42:28So we can either let her get this boon.
00:42:30Also, who is this fucking person?
00:42:31She's in...
00:42:32Wait, wait.
00:42:33Don't you have a vial that you can put your thing in?
00:42:35But to say, why don't you?
00:42:36She wants immortality.
00:42:37You don't want it anymore.
00:42:38Give it to her.
00:42:39We're not here.
00:42:40I said I'm not sure anymore.
00:42:42Wow.
00:42:42What I do know is this.
00:42:44What I do believe is there is a woman somewhere in this world who will do anything and tell
00:42:50anyone anything to get some immortality.
00:42:53And it's my mother.
00:42:55And I told y'all...
00:42:56You don't hear any of this.
00:42:57I mean, I hear it all.
00:42:59She'll flirt with the fae.
00:43:00She will go to the queen of the fairies.
00:43:02And she will do any...
00:43:03She will lie, see, kill, and borrow.
00:43:05Yes.
00:43:05And she's probably told where we were and my...
00:43:12Was here on doing my mother's bidding.
00:43:14Awesome.
00:43:14Because Titania is saying that it's her.
00:43:17Yeah.
00:43:17But she's saying it's Titania.
00:43:19Girl, Spider-Man.
00:43:20They do all like this.
00:43:20What if that is your mother?
00:43:22That's not her.
00:43:23No.
00:43:23Your mom can't...
00:43:23She don't dress up like that.
00:43:24She would never do the legs.
00:43:25Remember, out of principle, she would never give herself legs to walk around.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:29Everyone does her work.
00:43:30Her friend...
00:43:31What if my...
00:43:33My Sarah...
00:43:34My...
00:43:34My...
00:43:34My Sarah.
00:43:35My Sarah.
00:43:36My Sarah.
00:43:37My Sarah?
00:43:38My Sarah.
00:43:39What if her friend...
00:43:41My Sarah, I hardly know her.
00:43:43My Sarah...
00:43:44I just met her!
00:43:46My Sarah's friend is your mom.
00:43:48What about that?
00:43:49That's what I'm saying.
00:43:50She's here doing...
00:43:50She's like, My Sarah is here doing my mother's bidding.
00:43:53Okay.
00:43:54Okay, so...
00:43:54And we're about to give her the thing that she wants.
00:43:56So the only thing that we want to wish for is money.
00:43:59We don't have to give it to your family.
00:44:01No, we should just take it and keep it.
00:44:03And then, like, we can assess our next move.
00:44:05But we have to get it from the dragon.
00:44:07So we're going to go to the dragon, ask him where it is, assuming it is easy to obtain.
00:44:11And I say we ghost My Sarah.
00:44:12We cannot fight her.
00:44:13She will demolish us.
00:44:14If we ghost her, I feel like she's one of those, like, stalkers.
00:44:17She doesn't seem to want vengeance on us.
00:44:18She's not trying to fight us.
00:44:19She's just going and trying to get her thing.
00:44:20You see, yeah, my Sarah approaches, and as you have that conversation, she says,
00:44:25I do not wish to intrude as you have your own affairs to attend to.
00:44:30Yet, I will simply ask, are you open to having me offer what I can in order to make use
00:44:39of the boon?
00:44:42Or, indeed, it has crossed my mind that I may not need the boon at all if you have the
00:44:50gift that I seek and are willing to part with it.
00:44:53Well, we all know that once I give my gift, it's going to go into the bottle.
00:44:55The bottle's going to zip back to the Jekyll.
00:44:57It goes into the vial, and then it zips back to Nyrith.
00:45:00Yeah. As soon as my immortality leaves me, it goes directly into the vial, and the vial just swoosh.
00:45:04And it just goes right back to Nyrith.
00:45:06So, giving her my immortality won't even work.
00:45:08It doesn't matter, because I have this vial on me.
00:45:10Yeah, you have promised your immortality to someone else. That is true.
00:45:13Yeah. So, listen, I can't give you my immortality.
00:45:15I made a deal with the man who helped us immensely defeat Zarya Hex.
00:45:19But there is immortality out there, and...
00:45:22I'd say we just pretend to give it to her and bounce.
00:45:25Oh. We don't deceive. We can just...
00:45:27She's not trying to trick us.
00:45:29She's willing to go get her immortality on her own way. She's willing.
00:45:32She says, I understand.
00:45:35It seems that you have your own intentions for the boon, and are unwilling to share. Is that accurate?
00:45:43Yes. Fair is fair. We got to Mophantic first. We beat him, and it was fair is fair. I'm sorry.
00:45:47You were too late. You should have come. You should have left a day before.
00:45:49Oh my gosh. You see that she looks at you and says, I understand.
00:45:56Wow. Oh.
00:45:58Twyla. Yes?
00:45:59I will leave you and your friends to discuss. I hope that we may have words before you and your
00:46:06friends depart.
00:46:07Like me and you, or like us with you?
00:46:09You alone. We are sisters, you and I.
00:46:13Sure.
00:46:15I will leave your friends for a moment. You will find me at the water's edge.
00:46:19Wait, looking for drowning men? No judgment.
00:46:27I'm not going to go looking for them, but if I happen upon one, then sure.
00:46:32Okay, I'll meet you there at like...
00:46:34Don't tell her when, just you'll be there. She'll be there. She's waiting. Don't make a promise.
00:46:37She turns and she says, very well.
00:46:40And so she walks over to Spole and his family and says,
00:46:44you have until the sun sets to make up your mind, young boy.
00:46:48Constano, what are you digging for?
00:46:50And you see he picks up a book and he's like, I found, is this what we're looking for?
00:46:55You see that she sucks the book into her hand and goes,
00:46:59Constano, you are a fool and an idiot and I hate you.
00:47:02I release you from my service.
00:47:04And she walks off towards the ocean.
00:47:06Constano goes, wait, I, oh.
00:47:09It was Marie Kondo's book.
00:47:12You no longer spark joy.
00:47:15So the four of you are there.
00:47:16It's about like an hour before sunset.
00:47:18So you have some time.
00:47:20We got it. We got it. Okay.
00:47:21We got to make a decision.
00:47:21Get the boom.
00:47:22We should get the money.
00:47:24Then you get the power.
00:47:25Keep your mind on the final.
00:47:26No, we should get the money.
00:47:27We don't know that we're going to give it back.
00:47:28Give it to your parents yet.
00:47:30No.
00:47:30I suspect they are going to use it.
00:47:32They're not going to use it.
00:47:32We don't know we're going to get the money though.
00:47:33What do you have?
00:47:34He said he's going to give us the gold.
00:47:36Whatever we wish, he's going to give it to us.
00:47:38Whatever we wish for.
00:47:38No tricks.
00:47:39So here's the thing.
00:47:40So we're saying that the boon is going to be the money and not immortality.
00:47:43If we say, why can't we say, hey, we know you have some gold somewhere.
00:47:47Can we have that?
00:47:48And also, can we have our boon?
00:47:50Like, those are two different separate things.
00:47:51You can answer.
00:47:52That's smart.
00:47:53Yes.
00:47:54Because then we can decide what to do with this immortality.
00:47:56Are we going to give it to her?
00:47:57Because I want...
00:47:58So you want to give her immortality.
00:48:00I'm leaning on no, but I want to go with what you guys also think is right.
00:48:03Oh.
00:48:03This is a democracy, not a bureaucracy.
00:48:05It's a flip-flopper right there, if you ask me.
00:48:07I mean...
00:48:08Well, we know this.
00:48:09Even if her mom does become immortal from this, if it is her mom, you can still...
00:48:13Proof, you can hurt an immortal very badly.
00:48:16Oh, yeah.
00:48:17And Mofandrix has been frozen for years and years and years, so...
00:48:21Just because you're immortal doesn't mean you can't be severely wounded.
00:48:24Look at my horn!
00:48:25You're right.
00:48:27Right.
00:48:27Should I do some impressive digitation on your horn?
00:48:29That's already back.
00:48:30She healed.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:31So let's go talk to Mofandrix.
00:48:32Yes.
00:48:33Money and boon.
00:48:35Yes, dear.
00:48:35And also, did you get the dude's wings back yet?
00:48:39Well, that's...
00:48:40For Micella?
00:48:40I think she's holding the wings hostage.
00:48:43She's giving him until sunset.
00:48:45But I do recall...
00:48:47Oh, yeah.
00:48:47Actually, sure.
00:48:48He has to decide if he wants to do it because something might happen to the guy who...
00:48:51We think it's Hugh.
00:48:52We don't even know for sure.
00:48:53But do y'all recall the wording was, like, for you to consider?
00:48:59The ramifications for the human who took your wings.
00:49:01Well, you can say, oh, I'll go fucking kill Hughie if you want.
00:49:06Or drown him for her.
00:49:07Drown him in the ocean.
00:49:08She would love that.
00:49:09She would be so turned on that we could keep Crocodile.
00:49:12Give her a second smile of the year.
00:49:14Mustard.
00:49:15Yeah.
00:49:16And also, one more thing.
00:49:17We have that magic thing that you use at sunset that tells you something.
00:49:22Oh, my God.
00:49:22Ask the runes.
00:49:23Guys, the runes will tell us what to do.
00:49:25So we can ask...
00:49:26Wait, we have the bone runes.
00:49:27They will tell us what to do.
00:49:28Wait, what's the thing you're talking about?
00:49:30A sunset?
00:49:30Oh, the runes.
00:49:31The bone runes.
00:49:31Yeah, the bone runes will tell us.
00:49:33Oh, at sunset.
00:49:33Oh, my gosh.
00:49:34So should we all go there?
00:49:36See?
00:49:36So you have to use it at sunset or you can use it anytime?
00:49:37At sunset, yeah.
00:49:38So we should go there.
00:49:39In an hour.
00:49:40Yeah, the sun is setting.
00:49:41The sunset is setting.
00:49:42Yeah, the sun is setting.
00:49:42You can go off and take a little time.
00:49:44Spole and his family come over and join you.
00:49:47You see that Constano sort of walks over and goes,
00:49:50Um, you're not looking for a bodyguard, are you?
00:49:53We're really not.
00:49:54Oh, my gosh.
00:49:55We're really not.
00:49:56We are looking for a boy toy now.
00:49:57Okay.
00:49:57Ooh.
00:50:02Come on.
00:50:03What can they hurt?
00:50:04She's clingy.
00:50:05I mean, he can, why not?
00:50:08He's terrible.
00:50:09To be clear, her boy toy.
00:50:11I'm asexual.
00:50:12I'm asexual, too.
00:50:14Oh, my God.
00:50:15Let's go.
00:50:15We have something to do.
00:50:18All right.
00:50:18So I have the runes.
00:50:19Yes, because he was holding the, Ray was holding the broth.
00:50:24I was holding the runes.
00:50:25Do we have any more broth?
00:50:26The broth is gone.
00:50:27Oh, gone.
00:50:27You think this bitch left some?
00:50:29Did she give you baby sips?
00:50:30She also took it when she was 14 feet tall.
00:50:32Yeah, exactly.
00:50:33She chewed the glass that was in.
00:50:35It was a shot, girl.
00:50:36We saw her eat 45 rabbit skeletons and all.
00:50:39So you head off with Spole's family,
00:50:41Constano walking behind Troianne and being like,
00:50:44it was a pretty amazing feat of athleticism
00:50:46to get to the top of that tower.
00:50:47Thanks, they're webbed.
00:50:49Mmm.
00:50:51That's very exciting.
00:50:52Do you have, like, spiders?
00:50:55No.
00:50:56Like amphibians.
00:50:56See what you did?
00:50:57Now this guy's fucking following us around.
00:50:58This is insane.
00:51:02You take the bone runes out.
00:51:04Basically, you have to say,
00:51:05this is what I'm considering doing.
00:51:06And the runes will tell you
00:51:08if that is a good or bad idea.
00:51:10Okay.
00:51:11So we're gonna tell the rose
00:51:12that we're considering going to Mephandrix
00:51:13and asking if we can have his.
00:51:16No, I don't think that's the question.
00:51:17The question is,
00:51:17should we give Mysala?
00:51:21How many times can we use it once at sunset?
00:51:23Once per sunset, yeah.
00:51:24So I think the big question is,
00:51:26should we give Masala the gift she's asking?
00:51:36The gift she's asking for?
00:51:38Okay, this is a democracy.
00:51:39So we'll find out.
00:51:40Our two questions are,
00:51:41should we ask,
00:51:42were we to ask Mephandrix for his goal,
00:51:46would he give it to us?
00:51:46And the other question is,
00:51:48should we give this woman her boon?
00:51:50So.
00:51:51And then.
00:51:51But this like tells the future.
00:51:53So like we can find out from Mephandrix
00:51:55if we will or not.
00:51:57If it says something's good or bad.
00:51:58Like good idea, bad idea.
00:51:59Yeah.
00:51:59If it will have harmful results or helpful results.
00:52:02So you have to ask the questions
00:52:03and it won't give you something you don't ask for.
00:52:05Is there a more important question to ask?
00:52:07I think those are the two ones
00:52:08that we're wrestling with right now.
00:52:10That seem to be the main two.
00:52:11Oh.
00:52:12So which one do you vote for?
00:52:13Question number one or question number two?
00:52:14Why can't we just do both?
00:52:16Because we can just make it.
00:52:17One, one, one question per sunset.
00:52:18But sometimes you can add and.
00:52:21You can, but we're probably not going.
00:52:22I have a sneaking suspicion
00:52:24that someone won't allow us to do that.
00:52:27Oh my gosh.
00:52:28He's been here the whole time.
00:52:30Yeah, the environment is always there.
00:52:31Gosh.
00:52:32He is Calvorder.
00:52:33Are you question number one or question number two?
00:52:35I forget what the questions are.
00:52:38The boon or the money?
00:52:40No, no, no, no.
00:52:41Him or tally or money?
00:52:43Like asking, asking.
00:52:45I guess you can ask,
00:52:45is getting the money a bad idea
00:52:47or is getting,
00:52:48or is gifting immortality to?
00:52:49Honestly, they're kind of like 50-50 for me.
00:52:51We're going to get back to you, man.
00:52:52The immortality one seems like more vague
00:52:55and we need more clarity.
00:52:56Right.
00:52:57I'm immortality.
00:52:58I'm outvoted.
00:52:59So we're going to go.
00:53:00We're going to shake it up.
00:53:01We're shaking.
00:53:02You know, it's a democracy.
00:53:03I respect the results.
00:53:04I'm not going to challenge the results like someone.
00:53:06You see, as you are getting ready to do this ritual,
00:53:09you see that Roy looks over
00:53:11as the sunset.
00:53:12You see the family has sort of invited everyone.
00:53:14Like, come on.
00:53:15Please come out.
00:53:16Dinner with us.
00:53:16We got a nice stew.
00:53:18We'll make some nice,
00:53:19some frosted confections,
00:53:21some little snow cones and ice creams.
00:53:23Roy goes, I'm going to go with the family sugar.
00:53:26I'm going to let you do this magic ritual on your own
00:53:28without the whole family buzzing around.
00:53:30So it's just the four of you and Constano who are all here.
00:53:36And Spol sort of smiles and says,
00:53:39I think I'm going to go talk to my Sara
00:53:42and try to understand why she feels the way she feels.
00:53:46But best of luck.
00:53:47So you're going to do the ritual.
00:53:48Under the snow, starlight coming at the edge
00:53:51of the village of Winter's Eve,
00:53:54you are ready to cast the runes.
00:53:55What is the question you posed?
00:53:57Before I cast the runes,
00:53:58I'm going to use suggestion to make sure Constano
00:54:00is convinced to not say a single word during this ritual.
00:54:05Great.
00:54:06Not a peep.
00:54:09Constano looks at you and says,
00:54:11I should hear nothing.
00:54:13Got it.
00:54:13Because you don't want him chiming in and saying something crazy.
00:54:15He just sort of sprints like five steps forward
00:54:18and planks and goes face first into a snowbank
00:54:21and is completely unable to see or hear anything.
00:54:28So, Gertrude pulls out this little, like,
00:54:32green-blue burlap sack with gold twine keeping it together
00:54:36and you can't have this twine.
00:54:37Oh!
00:54:40It's a twine.
00:54:41It's a twine.
00:54:42It's a twine.
00:54:43A fucking thread collection.
00:54:44And then once she does,
00:54:46all the runes just literally float out of the bag.
00:54:48They're floating directly in front of her.
00:54:50She's gagged.
00:54:52Because this is not from her magic.
00:54:53They are just themselves floating directly
00:54:56in her line of vision.
00:54:57They have lined up perfectly all these bones.
00:54:59And then she says...
00:55:02The question is...
00:55:03To the bones, she says,
00:55:05were we to give our boon to Mysara,
00:55:12will that result in misfortune?
00:55:15The bones start clanking, clashing into each other,
00:55:19banging boobing...
00:55:20Jun-jun-jul.
00:55:23Runes lie on the ice.
00:55:27The runes for fortune,
00:55:33well wishes,
00:55:34health and harmony,
00:55:35all lie face
00:55:38down with
00:55:39the only symbols that you can
00:55:42see spelling
00:55:45ill
00:55:46fate, doom
00:55:48destruction
00:55:49and a single
00:55:52rune that lies face up
00:55:54that
00:55:55has a meaning in the language of dragons
00:55:58I read
00:55:59and it means the angry
00:56:02sea. See, it's
00:56:04your fucking mom. I told y'all
00:56:06I told you. No, I told y'all she was evil
00:56:07but I told y'all your mom
00:56:09Can we stop giving her chances now?
00:56:13Let's hear Roy out
00:56:15I told y'all
00:56:16my Sala
00:56:17Here's the thing, I don't think Mysara actually has
00:56:20any ill will. Mysara thinks she's
00:56:22in love with your, Mysara thinks
00:56:23she's doing a good thing
00:56:25Oh my gosh, they're lesbians
00:56:28She's not a lesbian, she's an evil
00:56:29sea witch who'll do anything to get a fucking
00:56:32leg up. Mysara's a lesbian
00:56:34Mysara is a lesbian
00:56:36Probably
00:56:36I thought she needed it for a man
00:56:38She might be pansexual but she'll do anything to get a fucking fit up
00:56:40No, but I'm telling you, anyone who does my mother's bidding
00:56:42knows what they're doing
00:56:43I don't think she, that's not the point
00:56:45The point is
00:56:45No mom's a player
00:56:46The point is, we're going to get that fucking money
00:56:49and we're going to go talk to
00:56:51Mo Fan just to get that money
00:56:52Yes, let's go
00:56:52So, but how are we going to, what are we going to say to
00:56:55we're just going to tell her no
00:56:56She's just waiting at the water's edge
00:56:57And I'm telling you, and she, you have to go talk to her now
00:57:00Why are you pointing at me like that?
00:57:01Because somebody over here is looking for love
00:57:03And you're into girls
00:57:04We're not
00:57:06What does that have to do?
00:57:07Guys, she's not trying to fight us
00:57:10But when she finds out we're not giving it to her
00:57:12It's going to turn, trust me
00:57:14I don't know about that
00:57:15All right, get the wings
00:57:17Oh yeah
00:57:18Listen, I think something that's really important is to remind her that when we were in the cave
00:57:23None of us tried to hurt her
00:57:25We never made any moves to try to kill her
00:57:28We just have time to convince
00:57:29We were just using our words
00:57:30Yeah, we literally were just talking
00:57:33So I think if we just go in and we're honest
00:57:37Then, you know
00:57:38Mo Fan just, you can see as the sky darkens, Mo Fan just getting ready to leave
00:57:41We gotta go, let's go
00:57:42Go on your horses
00:57:43The question also is, this is around the time that you know that Spole is going to head to Mysara
00:57:48Oh, I need to go talk to my baby
00:57:49All right
00:57:50Or you're going to talk to Mysara
00:57:52She's the water
00:57:53You're going to meet Mysara at the water with Spole
00:57:56We're going to go meet Mo FanDrix at the village edge
00:57:59And get the gold
00:58:01So you three take off to go find Mo FanDrix before he can take off
00:58:04You ride across town
00:58:05You see that a wild midwinter festival has kicked up
00:58:09Mo FanDrix is laughing as people have strung
00:58:13Strings of paper lantern lights from his horns
00:58:16Out to the buildings of the town as he shakes his head
00:58:19Look at the mood
00:58:19And these lanterns
00:58:20He's just laughing
00:58:21And you see he's doing little like cantrips and dust devils of snow
00:58:25He's like letting kids ride on his massive claw
00:58:28He's like
00:58:30Wonderful
00:58:31I'm glad the wizards are all dead
00:58:34And you see that he looks out
00:58:36It's the winter festival
00:58:37Now the winter festival
00:58:38You see people hand you these big silver tankards of hot cocoa as you come up
00:58:42Bunch of barbarians laughing and sort of singing and swaying side to side
00:58:46Mo FanDrix as you rush up to him goes
00:58:50Warriors brave and the witch of the frost war
00:58:53Welcome welcome
00:58:54Let us celebrate
00:58:55Some cocoa
00:58:57Some libations
00:58:58Some roasted rabbits
00:59:02She'll eat them raw
00:59:03She'll eat the roasted
00:59:06I like them raw too
00:59:07A couple of raw wizards in here
00:59:10They captured me for decades
00:59:13I'm so sorry
00:59:16We have decided on our boon
00:59:18You've decided on your boon?
00:59:20The wish we would like
00:59:21No no no we're just asking for the gold
00:59:22We're gonna cut from here to Twilight
00:59:24You are rushing towards the water's edge
00:59:27Where Mysara awaits
00:59:29There now you see endless night over the frosty ocean
00:59:35Wind is blowing
00:59:36And you see Mysara standing by an opening in the ice
00:59:40She turns to look at you as you approach
00:59:44Twyla
00:59:45Hello
00:59:46I am grateful for the opportunity to speak alone to you
00:59:51I think it is clear that Troyanne does not think very highly of me
00:59:56I understand that this is challenging
01:00:00It's all very challenging
01:00:02You are powerful and wise
01:00:05You inspire love in our brethren, the very folk
01:00:09They are short-sighted
01:00:12And I believe that they will invite only further ruin
01:00:16Titania is lying
01:00:18Not only to you but to all of us
01:00:23Doesn't it sicken you to some degree?
01:00:28I'm really trying to understand
01:00:30What you think Titania is lying about
01:00:34That we could just start over
01:00:37That we could just forget what was done to us
01:00:41And move on to some fairytale afterlife
01:00:45It's giving Professor Ex-Magneto
01:00:48No one thinks they're bad
01:00:49Right, right
01:00:50Well, I think there is a beauty in starting over
01:00:55And I don't think we're necessarily forgetting what's happened
01:00:59But I do think that we can forgive and move forward
01:01:03And create a really beautiful life
01:01:05Which I believe is happening right now
01:01:07And also, who is this person that you're in love with?
01:01:12You can trust me
01:01:16Twilight, I may not have been perfectly honest
01:01:20I do not seek immortality for one that I love in a romantic sense
01:01:28I seek it for one that I believe can help us
01:01:33Twilight, the future of the fairy folk is at stake
01:01:37There is a narrow window open
01:01:40Where we can oppose Titania
01:01:43Where we still have strength left in Calvorda to fight
01:01:49I do not wish for us to roll over and abandon these lands
01:01:55I do not wish for us to allow the humans
01:01:58Whose cities and spires created the weapons of magic
01:02:04They used to destroy Asaria Hex and her ilk
01:02:08Saria Hex is but a symptom of their sickness
01:02:11We can work with who?
01:02:17Queen Anira of Everdeep is a powerful
01:02:23She is ready and willing
01:02:28To give us the strength we need
01:02:33To make the humans pay for what they did
01:02:37Can I say something?
01:02:40There is a chance that Queen Anira might actually not be bad
01:02:46We don't know if it's Titania
01:02:48And we don't know if it's Anira
01:02:50But we know that our decisions here on this evening
01:02:55Or this evening will determine which one of them has the upper hand
01:02:59Right
01:03:00We're either going to battle Anira or we're going to battle Titania
01:03:03This is very confusing
01:03:05She looks at you and says
01:03:06I understand that you are confused
01:03:07I know I just told you
01:03:09She goes
01:03:13You are a soldier
01:03:16Yes
01:03:16Where have you felt the most certainty?
01:03:21I know that lies abound
01:03:24But when you are in the midst of battle
01:03:28You feel the grief of those you have lost
01:03:32The rage at their passing
01:03:34Is that not certainty?
01:03:37Is that not conviction?
01:03:40There are two moments that I have felt so happy and so whole
01:03:46And it's when I met Spall
01:03:47And it's when I'm with my friends
01:03:50My sisters
01:03:51Because all we want is to live and love
01:04:00Don't say laugh
01:04:01Please don't say laugh
01:04:02And laugh
01:04:13That's creepy
01:04:15Is that a smile?
01:04:17You feel a little bliss when you're around me, don't you?
01:04:20My Sarah
01:04:22My sister
01:04:23Her
01:04:24Who loves
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