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00:11So I was at- Oh, you go.
00:14Sorry. I didn't really have anything to say.
00:21Hey Michael?
00:22Yep.
00:23I have something to say.
00:25Send him through.
00:28I should-
00:29You should go in.
00:37I just pulled this book.
00:41No way.
00:42Yeah.
00:43Wow.
00:44What are you going to put in there?
00:46I'm thinking a chair.
00:49Oh yeah, a chair would be good.
00:50Yeah.
00:51Well maybe like-
00:54No yeah, I reckon a chair.
00:56Yeah.
00:58Yeah, chair.
00:59Can we start the meeting?
01:01Anderson is missing.
01:03Anderson is missing.
01:07Where is he?
01:08We don't know.
01:08He's missing.
01:09That's what missing is.
01:10Oh my gosh, scary.
01:12That is scary.
01:13Also, the documents we intercepted on the train have vanished.
01:16Why would Australia want a list of every farm in New Zealand?
01:19We don't know.
01:21Michael, I'm sending you to the Abel Tasman National Park.
01:24You think Anderson's there?
01:25I don't know, but someone is shipping a heck of a lot of herbicide there and I want to know
01:28why.
01:29I'm in.
01:30Good stuff.
01:30You leave in two hours.
01:32Go and see Pellett.
01:33Now.
01:34Yes, now.
01:38What am I doing?
01:40Your mission is equally as important.
01:43I need you to go to Wellington and apologize to Jim Marshall for tranquilizing him.
01:48You're joking.
01:49I'm not joking.
01:50I tranquilized him.
01:51I made him tranquil.
01:53He's a member of parliament and technically he hadn't committed treason yet.
01:56And he's demanding an in-person apology.
02:00I quit.
02:01Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:02I'm handing him my gun and I'm handing him my badge.
02:04I quit.
02:05We don't even issue badges.
02:07I made my own, boss.
02:09I made my own.
02:13I think badges are more of a police thing.
02:16Wristwatches are one thing, but this is a whole different kettle of fish.
02:21I already have two wristwatches.
02:23Trust me.
02:24It's completely water resistant up to 50 meters.
02:27Whoa.
02:27And totally smash proof.
02:37I've been scammed.
02:39Where did you get it?
02:40Caleb.
02:41What?
02:42It's my sister's boyfriend, Caleb.
02:44What about these?
02:46You gave me jeans last time.
02:47Jeans are good.
02:48I agree, jeans are good, but do you do anything that's not jeans or wristwatches?
02:54Oh.
02:55Can I give you this?
02:56So, if used properly, it will allow you to breathe underwater.
02:59I know.
03:00I've snorkeled.
03:01Caleb hasn't gone anywhere near this.
03:03Let's just, just...
03:04Can you let me know if you feel this?
03:08Yeah, I felt it.
03:08Put your mouth to it.
03:13Sorry.
03:14I don't know why we'd do that.
03:16Yeah.
03:32Stop, Michael.
03:34Come here or they'll shoot you.
03:43Neil.
03:47You've been a bad guy this whole time?
03:49Take out your mouthpiece.
03:51You've been a bad guy this whole time?
03:53I'm Australian.
03:55If that's what you consider a bad guy, then yes.
03:59You're Australian?
04:00Yeah.
04:00I have a thick Australian accent.
04:02Well, what about me?
04:03What do you mean?
04:04Well, did you actually even like me?
04:06No.
04:06You're annoying.
04:07You don't mean that.
04:08I do.
04:09I would never have a crush on someone like you.
04:12But we kissed on the lips.
04:14Yeah.
04:14And I hated it.
04:15You're awkward as hell.
04:17Well...
04:17You're weird.
04:19No, she's not.
04:19You don't know her.
04:21Yeah, I do.
04:21Shut up.
04:22No, you shut up.
04:23You shut up.
04:50Enjoy your stay.
05:00Welcome to paradise.
05:03Anderson?
05:09Ta-da!
05:10Wait, is it actually paradise here?
05:12No.
05:13Oh, man.
05:18Are you crying?
05:21Why are you crying?
05:22Because we're in this prison?
05:24No.
05:24No.
05:25Why are you crying then?
05:28Misty.
05:29Yeah.
05:30She's bad.
05:34Oh.
05:37You were romantically involved.
05:40Do you love her?
05:43Why are you crying then?
05:46Because I'm a bad spy.
05:47I...
05:48I wish I could say that's not true.
05:50But it is true.
05:52You're a really bad spy.
05:55You're terrible in tight situations.
05:57You're a shocking memory.
05:58You get hospitalized every other day and you got completely duked by Misty.
06:02But.
06:04Butt.
06:05Butt, Michael.
06:06But, uh...
06:08Butt.
06:09Butt.
06:12Butt.
06:15Butt.
06:19Butt.
06:24But, uh, you, uh, but
06:31Oh, didn't you were the one, no, oh, you weren't there then
06:38But, but, but, but, but, but, come on
06:42It's okay, I feel better now
06:46Oh, perfect, you're welcome
06:50It's just what I do
06:54Goodbye
06:55Shorter
06:55Bye, uh, bye
06:57Second syllable
07:00Bull
07:01Bull
07:03Combine
07:05Goodbye, bull
07:06Good bull
07:08Sorry, I've not read many books
07:10Goodbye, bull
07:11How long have you been starting there?
07:13Five seconds
07:14You're not welcome here
07:16You're not in any position to tell me where I'm welcome
07:19Michael
07:20Mr. Green has requested your company at dinner tonight
07:22He's not talking to you
07:24That's fine, he doesn't need to say anything
07:26He just needs to be ready at seven
07:27He'll see how he's feeling
07:28It's compulsory
07:30Well, he doesn't have to do anything he doesn't want to do
07:33If he refuses, we'll kill him
07:34He'll be there
07:35He's looking forward to it
07:39Yeah, you can have to go
07:40Sorry, I didn't expect her to say killing
07:47How long have you been a vegetarian?
07:52Are you mad about Misty?
07:56You thought she liked you
07:58That's sweet
07:59Why is this table so long?
08:01That's what you want to know
08:02You want to enter into my evil plan?
08:04What's your evil plan?
08:05Now that's a good question
08:07Do you know who New Zealand and Australia's biggest export partner is?
08:12Yep
08:12Who is it?
08:14I'm not saying
08:15Okay, well, I don't think you know
08:16I do
08:17It's England
08:18I know
08:19Well, I don't think you did
08:20But in one month, England are joining the EEC
08:23The European Economic Community
08:26This is bad news for us
08:28We're both scrambling to try and find new trade partners
08:31New Zealand was very close to striking a deal with India
08:34That is until you, uh, killed their foreign minister
08:38So run!
08:41That wasn't us
08:43I know
08:43It was us
08:45But India think it was you
08:47They backed out of the deal
08:48You're now in talks with Japan and America
08:52Beef
08:52Wine
08:53Wool
08:54And how's Australia getting on?
08:56We can't get a look in
08:57So we're doing something about it
08:59It's 1600 hours tomorrow
09:01What's that normal time?
09:02You don't know 24 hour time
09:04I just
09:05Like normal time
09:06It's easy
09:07You just go up to 12 and keep going
09:08So for instance, 1600 hours
09:10I'm not interested in knowing
09:11I like normal time
09:13It's good
09:14Okay
09:15Well, tomorrow
09:16It's 1600 hours
09:18Exodus
09:19You're leaving
09:20No
09:20We're not leaving
09:22It's the codename of the operation
09:23It's a reference to the 10 plagues of Egypt
09:26That sounds scary
09:27Yeah
09:27But instead of 10 plagues, you only need two
09:29Please don't say river of blood
09:30We're gonna kill your crops
09:32And we're gonna kill your livestock
09:34And in doing so
09:36We're gonna kill your piece of shit country
09:38That is not a nice way to talk about my country
09:41Tomorrow
09:41At 1600 hours
09:43We're shipping out 300 tons of herbicide and poison livestock food
09:47It'll then be trucked to our airstrip
09:49Where it'll be loaded on 100 planes
09:51On my signal
09:53They'll go and drop it
09:54On every farm and vineyard in this
09:56Do not say it again
09:57Piece of shit country
09:58You are gonna regret saying that
10:00Oh, really?
10:01And you're gonna regret telling me that whole evil plan
10:04Why?
10:05What are you gonna do?
10:06I guess
10:07Escape and go and tell my boss
10:11Mr. Green
10:13Sorry to interrupt
10:13But we found this man kayaking on the south of the island
10:16Is he one of yours?
10:17No
10:18So you wouldn't care
10:20If I took his life right now
10:21No, I definitely wouldn't want you to do that
10:23But you said you don't know him
10:24Yeah, I don't know him
10:25But that doesn't mean I'd be fine with you killing him
10:27He might be a bad person
10:28But chances are he's not
10:29I reckon chances are he is
10:31I'm not
10:32Don't talk to me
10:34Don't you ever talk to me
10:36Don't do this
10:37I'm telling you, please don't do this
10:38But he doesn't work with you
10:39I have never seen this man before in my life
10:41Does anyone know you're here?
10:44You can answer me
10:45No one knows I'm here
10:47I swear
10:53Insane answer
10:55Oh
10:56You didn't like that?
10:59Do you want some tiramisu?
11:01That doesn't really feel appropriate
11:03Because I killed that guy
11:04Yeah, I reckon
11:05We should wait a little bit
11:07Before we crack into some tiramisu
11:08How long?
11:10An hour
11:10At least an hour
11:13An hour
11:16Handmade?
11:17Handmade
11:18Maybe half an hour
11:23Violin
11:25Guitar
11:27The sound of music
11:31So
11:31So
11:32Fellas
11:33How could you see my actor?
11:35I didn't
11:36But I just heard the sound of
11:37What else could it have been?
11:39The sound of guitar
11:40Yeah, but that's not a movie
11:42Might be
11:44Misty's bad
11:45That makes sense
11:46She was weird
11:47Thank you
11:47The guard tried telling me she wasn't weird
11:51I've gone rogue
11:52What?
11:53I quit the agency
11:54And I went rogue
11:56Cool
11:56We have to move fast
11:58This is thermite
12:00It burns through iron
12:02Just don't let it trip on you
12:05Whoa
12:12Wait, I have just realised something
12:14The gap is tiny
12:15The gap is quite tiny
12:16Do you have any more thermite?
12:18Palette, just give me this little fricking thing
12:20Yeah, I'm not gonna fit through that tiny hole
12:23This is a problem
12:24Wait
12:25I have an idea
12:27But you guys aren't gonna like it
12:53I'm gonna be my masseuse idea
12:55Mine was bad
12:56I don't know where we would've got dresses from
12:58I'm gonna live on the son of the grave, Wicks
13:15Yeah
13:28Who are you guys?
13:31Us?
13:32Yeah
13:34My name is Simon Somerset
13:36I'm Michael Anderson
13:37That's your world
13:39Okay
13:40You guys new?
13:42Yeah
13:42Brand new
13:43Why are you wearing a wetsuit?
13:46Huh?
13:47Why are you wearing a wetsuit?
13:50You can tell him the reason?
13:54Well, if you want to know
13:57Basically I have a condition
14:00With my sweat glands
14:01Where I sweat profusely for 24 hours every single day
14:05But the good news
14:06Is that it is only my torso and my arms
14:11But not my head or my hands that are affected by it
14:13So the wetsuit absorbs the sweat
14:15The wetsuit absorbs the sweat
14:16Before the wetsuit
14:19It must have been
14:20My clothes were getting drenched
14:21It must have been incredibly tough
14:23That was very tough
14:24The kids at school there used to go
14:25Oh, he's peed his pants
14:27Oh, he's peed his shirt
14:28He's peed his shirt?
14:29Yeah, like I peed up into my shirt
14:31But how could they have thought you peed up the back of your shirt?
14:34That's exactly what I tried telling them
14:36Doesn't even make sense
14:36But yeah, the bullying continued
14:38The bullying continued
14:39Because children
14:44How much do you get paid?
14:4635 cents an hour
14:4835 cents?
14:49That's less than minimum wage
14:50What's your point?
14:51My point is you are doing way too good of a job, my friend
14:55You don't want to shoot us
14:57Not for 35 cents an hour
15:00For 35 cents an hour
15:01You should be phoning this in
15:02And I don't mean phoning your superiors
15:04To tell them that we're here
15:05I mean the opposite
15:06You should be asleep
15:07Or smoking a cigarette
15:10Not here
15:11Doing an adept and
15:12May I say capable job
15:16It's not a bad point
15:17It's a good point
15:18It's a good point
15:20Got any cigarettes?
15:22The sky does
15:32Gentlemen
15:32You have a good one
15:35Bye
15:39Can't believe that worked
15:47What?
15:48What?
15:49The herbicide is gone
15:50Where's it gone?
15:51Okay
15:51Dennis told me the whole evil plan
15:53What did he say?
15:54Wait a minute
15:54He told you the whole evil plan?
15:55Yeah
15:55When were you going to tell me?
15:56We were busy
15:57We were busy playing charades
15:58We played charades all night long
16:00What did he say?
16:02Um, okay
16:02Think, Michael
16:03Think
16:04We're shipping out 300 tons
16:05Of herbicide
16:06And poisoned livestock food
16:07They're going to ship
16:08300 tons of herbicide
16:10And poisoned livestock feed
16:11Where are they shipping it?
16:12They're shipping it to
16:14To our airstrip
16:15Where it'll be loaded on 100 planes
16:17An airstrip
16:18On the mainland
16:19Where they're putting it on 100 planes
16:21Why?
16:22Because
16:22On my signal
16:24They'll go and drop it
16:25On every farm and vineyard
16:27In this piece of shit country
16:29That's why they wanted a list
16:30Of every farm in New Zealand
16:31They're going after our cows and sheep
16:32Exactly
16:33Those animals are the backbone
16:34Of this country
16:35Yeah
16:35And that's a crucial bone
16:37The plan is called Exodus
16:38Which I thought was a pretty scary name
16:40It's a really scary name
16:42When is this plan happening?
16:43He said it's happening at
16:451600 hours
16:461600 hours
16:48Oh
16:48I thought this shit again
16:50Yeah
16:50Have you got a watch?
16:52I've got a couple
16:54I don't know
16:55It's happening in
16:5712
16:58It's happening in
16:59Six
17:01What's
17:0120 minutes
17:0320 minutes
17:04Yeah, 20 minutes maybe
17:06I mean I genuinely don't know
17:09Oh
17:10That's maybe what that's for
17:12Oh
17:12Yeah
17:13Yeah
17:13No, I would say definitely
17:15So I guess
17:16We've got to stop the boat
17:17With the poison
17:17From leaving the island
17:18And reaching the plains
17:19Because otherwise
17:20They'll poison all our animals
17:21And crops
17:21It's pretty confusing
17:22But yeah
17:23I have a dynamite idea
17:24What is it?
17:26There's some dynamite over there
17:28Oh, I see
17:29I thought you were saying
17:29Like you had a really good idea
17:31Yeah, no
17:31It could be a terrible idea
17:35You go and find Dennis
17:38I'll run all the way to the boat
17:39And blow it up
17:40Before it leaves
17:40At 1600 hours
17:41It's a good idea
17:42It's a dynamite idea
17:44Run fast
17:49I always do
17:55Okay
17:55What do I do?
17:57On my signal
17:58They'll go and drop it
17:59On every farm and vineyard
18:01In this piece of shit country
18:03The signal
18:04I've got to stop the signal
18:29Freeze
18:30You freeze
18:34Barger
18:35If you move
18:36I'll kill you
18:37Well, if you move
18:38I'll kill this guy
18:40That's the guy
18:41I killed at dinner last night
18:43The kayaker
18:43Yeah
18:45You undressed him
18:46And put him in a suit
18:47Yes
18:48And you posed him here
18:49At the table
18:50Yep
18:51And how long
18:52Were you hiding over there
18:53In the shadows
18:54Oh, 20 minutes
18:56Well, that's not too bad
18:57It was fun
18:58And do you have a real gun
18:59Or are you making one
19:00With your fingers?
19:02It's real
19:04Barger
19:07I don't know
19:07I don't know
19:08I don't know
19:09I don't know
19:10I don't know
19:12I don't know
19:14I don't know
19:16I don't know
19:18I don't know
19:18I don't know
19:22I don't know
19:23I don't know
19:24I don't know
19:24I don't know
19:24I don't know
19:25I don't know
19:25I don't know
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19:26I don't know
19:29I don't know
20:01Painters are a
20:02Dime a dozen
20:04Anyone can paint
20:07What I do
20:09Is a little different
20:11It's hard to describe
20:12You paint with blood
20:15Yeah, that's it
20:16Did you do that one over there?
20:18Yes
20:20Now, while I can see that the blood thing
20:22Might seem like a cool idea
20:23It just means that your paintings are quite
20:25Brown and dull and I just feel like if you
20:28Use regular paint the red might
20:30Pop a little more
20:31I'm going to enjoy killing you
20:32And then I'm going to hang this painting on the wall
20:34And every time I see it
20:35I'll remember the joy I had making it
20:38But have you tried using paint though
20:39Because you might enjoy it even more
20:522014
20:53Inter
20:581, 2, 3, 4
20:59Inter
21:21People say that right before you die
21:23Your life flashes before your eyes
21:27Is it?
21:27No, but if you give me a second
21:28It might, please
21:29Just give me one second
21:49Where'd you go, young lady?
21:51Enjoy that
21:51Have a good afternoon
21:53Oh, hello
21:54Hello
21:55What can I get you?
21:56Could I please get one scoop of vanilla?
21:58A cup or cone?
22:01Cup, please
22:0415 cents, please
22:09I thought it was 10 cents
22:11Used to be
22:11It's 15 now
22:12What?
22:13I only have 10 cents
22:15Oh, look
22:16I'm sorry, kid
22:25Anything?
22:29Yeah
22:29It wasn't my whole life though
22:31It was just one moment
22:32A good moment?
22:34No
22:34It was kind of bad
22:37Sucks to be you
22:39Do it
22:40Do what?
22:42Pull the trigger
22:42Life's not even that good
22:44Oh, don't be like that
22:46Why?
22:47Because you're making it not fun
22:48It's true though
22:50I have nothing
22:51I'm bad at my job
22:52No one loves me
22:53And most of the people in this world aren't even good
22:55I mean, who doesn't give a kid an ice cream because of five cents?
22:58You're trying to trick me into not wanting to do it
23:00No, I'm not
23:01Pass the gun here
23:01I'll do it myself
23:02Nice try
23:03Time to die
23:04Good
23:04Stop it!
23:06You're really starting to piss me off
23:07Then kill me
23:08I will!
23:09I will!
23:09Shut up!
23:11Five
23:12Four
23:13Three
23:14Two
23:32I can see your arm
23:35Nice try
23:36You had me for a second
23:38Thought I was going to waste all my bullets on a dead man
23:43No?
23:44Then what?
23:47Distraction
23:50Was he meant to sneak up behind me and smack me in the head or something?
23:55Well, screwed that up
24:07I just thought that I would yell distraction and then immediately we'd be like bang and smack him on the
24:10back of the head
24:11Yeah, sorry, I wasn't feeling good
24:13Where's Anderson?
24:14He's gone to blow up the boat
24:15What boat?
24:16There's like a boat and it's taking herbicide and poison over to some planes that are then going to fly
24:21and disperse it all around New Zealand
24:25Where's the boat?
24:26Where's the boat?
24:26What boat?
24:27The boat carrying the poison to the planes
24:29It's like their big evil plan
24:31It's something to do with exports
24:33I didn't fully understand it
24:34But the main thing is they're going to kill our cows and our sheeps
24:37When does the boat leave?
24:39In eight minutes according to this one
24:41Seven minutes according to this one
24:43It's gone
24:45What do you mean it's gone?
24:46It left two hours ago
24:49No, no, it was supposed to leave at six o'clock
24:50It left at sixteen hundred hours
24:54That's four o'clock
24:55So if the boat left at four o'clock
24:57Why is there a giant timer counting down to six o'clock?
25:03Where is Dennis?
25:04He told me to do the signal at six whether he's here or not
25:07But he'll come
25:09This is cover one
25:10We are ready to rock and roll
25:17We wait until we see fireworks
25:20Fireworks?
25:21You said Anderson had gone to blow out the boat
25:23Correct
25:23Well it says here that the boat leaves at sixteen hundred hours
25:26That's right, in five minutes
25:28Sixteen hundred hours is four p.m.
25:30It's five fifty five now
25:32What's happening in five minutes?
25:34The planes will leave when they see the signal
25:36The signal?
25:37What's the signal?
25:39Fireworks
25:48The fuse takes one minute
25:49So in two minutes
25:50It's go time
25:51It's like a cartoon fuse
25:52Should we cut it shorter?
25:54I think it's fine
26:00I've always hated New Zealand
26:02Agreed
26:03The cities are dull
26:04The people are dim
26:06Seventy seconds until ignition
26:09Freeze or I'll shoot
26:13Hands up
26:14You have a gun?
26:16Yeah
26:17So if I turn around I'll see you aiming a gun at me
26:19If you move I'll prove it to you
26:22By shooting you
26:24Yeah
26:25With the gun
26:26Yeah, yeah I get it
26:27Okay fine
26:28Hands up
26:30Well Dennis isn't here but I think we should just get started
26:39In South Australia I was born
26:42Give away, haul away
26:44In South Australia round Cape Horn
26:46We're bound for South Australia
26:48Haul away you ruling kings
26:51Give away, haul away
26:53Haul away you'll hear me sing
26:55We're bound for South Australia
27:00A golden dawn is upon us
27:02Golden soil
27:04Wealth for toil
27:05We've toiled and toiled
27:07And now it is time for the world to not only respect Australia
27:11But to bow down to Australia
27:18And people who say golden soil isn't good soil
27:21Well they're going to eat their hats when they try some Australian beef
27:25Let's do this
27:36Wait
27:40Drop the match
27:42Okay
27:46Were you trying to drop it onto the fuse?
27:48No
27:48Okay well it seemed like you were
27:50Seemed like you were trying to be like
27:51Okay and then drop it down onto the fuse
27:54I wasn't trying to be like that but whatever
27:56Step away from the fireworks or I'll shoot him
27:59He doesn't have a gun
28:01Most certainly do
28:02You're just doing the gun thing with your fingers
28:04I wouldn't say that
28:05You've got the angle wrong
28:06I can clearly see your hand
28:07You're just doing the gun thing with your fingers
28:08Is that true?
28:10He's just doing this
28:12I freaking knew it
28:13I mean you clearly didn't
28:16But you can put the gun down
28:17I'm not dropping the gun
28:18You are so strange
28:20Okay Mr. Blood Paintings
28:23Sorry for being strange Mr. Frickin
28:27Go on
28:31Blood Paintings
28:32Same again
28:33Yeah well done
28:34Will you look at that?
28:36Time's up
28:38Look
28:38I love fireworks
28:40And on a normal day
28:41I would do pretty much anything
28:43To see fireworks
28:44So it breaks my heart to say this
28:46But there will be no fireworks today
28:50Misty
28:51Do the honours
28:52Did you hear nothing I just said?
28:54With pleasure
28:56Wait
28:57Are you guys a couple?
28:58What makes you think that's any of your freaking business?
29:01Sorry I guess I just
29:04Yeah nah
29:05Sorry
29:07Wait
29:07What?
29:10I guess
29:12You don't have anything to say do you?
29:14No I do
29:15I definitely do have stuff to say
29:18And I guess
29:20If you try to light that fuse
29:22Then I'll have to attack you
29:24Me?
29:24Yeah
29:24And I know that's
29:26Kind of not really appropriate
29:27But I have no choice
29:28Well if you attack her
29:30Then we'll have to attack you
29:31With what weapons?
29:33Our arms
29:34And there's three of us
29:35And one of you
29:37Two
29:40How did she hear that?
29:42I think the water is making your voices carry
29:44That's crazy
29:45I mean don't quote me on that
29:46That's just a theory
29:46I've come on with just now
29:48Well it definitely sounds like it could be a thing
29:49I think it's a thing
29:51I'm sure someone told me that once
29:54Well it's three versus two
29:56And one of you's a chick
29:56Well sexist?
29:58Yeah
29:59I am sexist
30:00Well that's not on
30:01Alright
30:02Also she's a chick
30:03Also chicks can do anything
30:05Shut up
30:05Yeah
30:05And your maths off
30:07What do you mean?
30:08It's three versus three
30:09It's the fireworks!
30:11We know!
30:13The signal is the fireworks!
30:16Yeah we already know!
30:17He's really fast
30:18Yeah it's kind of like his special skill
30:20Yeah
30:27Don't
30:29Don't you light that fuse?
30:40Excuse me
30:40Excuse me
30:43Stop it
30:43You stop it
30:44Stop it
30:45You stop it
30:46Stop it
30:47No I never liked you
30:53Well I liked you
30:55To be honest
30:56I thought you were cool
30:57I thought we might be friends
30:58But as time went on
30:59And the more I got to know you
31:01I realised you were a slimy rat
31:03And when you
31:04Sorry to interrupt Sue
31:05But I'm a bit worried about the fireworks
31:09Good point
31:16Get out mate
31:17I'll
31:18I'm gonna kill you now
31:20In that case
31:21Can I try
31:21The life flashing
31:22Before my eyes
31:23Thing again
31:23Be my guest
31:33Isabel
31:34Michael
31:36I like your dress
31:38Thank you
31:40I like your suit
31:41Thanks
31:44This has never happened
31:45No
31:47But it could
31:48I'd like that very much
31:50I'd like that very much too
31:53Okay well
31:53I gotta fight this guy now
31:56Okay
31:58Well after that
31:59Would you like to go to the movies?
32:01Oh I'd love to go see a movie
32:03I'd go see literally anything
32:06I don't like scary movies
32:07No neither
32:09I would go see literally anything
32:11Unless it's a scary movie
32:13In which case
32:13I wouldn't go see that
32:15Well
32:16I think that
32:17Enough
32:18I don't know what that was
32:19But I don't want any more of that
32:20I was having a hopeful vision
32:22I'm gonna beat the hell out of you
32:24I'm not sure I have any hell in me
32:26I was born in heaven
32:27And I've lived here my whole life
32:2920 minutes ago
32:30You were begging for me to kill you
32:32I don't remember that
32:33You said pass me the gun
32:35And I'll do it myself
32:36Well I had my vision
32:38And I'm feeling bitter now
32:39Good
32:39Time to die
33:08Come on
33:10Come on
33:45Are you okay?
33:47I'm okay.
33:48You sure?
33:50Yeah.
33:51What?
33:51Oh!
34:04Michael, are you okay?
34:09Okay, Barra.
34:17I think it's not happening.
34:18Oh, what?
34:19I mean, it doesn't seem like it's happening.
34:27I'm good.
34:30Yeah?
34:31Mm-hmm.
34:32You all right?
34:32I'm okay.
34:33Yeah.
34:34All right.
34:37We did it.
34:39I did it.
34:40Anderson.
34:40Listen, we did it.
34:41We did do it.
34:44Good stuff, guys.
34:46Good stuff, guys.
34:57I'll see you next time.
35:00I'll see you next time.
35:04Bye.
35:05Bye.
35:14Bye.
35:16Bye.
35:24Hi.
35:26Hi.
35:27You enjoying the party?
35:29The party's great.
35:30The last party I went to, I got dumped.
35:33Oh, I was at that party.
35:34That was a bad party.
35:36I heard Misty was a baddie.
35:38She was a baddie.
35:39Yeah, she broke up with me and betrayed me,
35:42and she slapped me across the face.
35:44Backhand.
35:45That's not polite.
35:46Not at all.
35:47I heard you saved the day.
35:49I mean, I don't know if I would say it like that.
35:52It was mainly Sue.
35:53I heard that you were an integral part.
35:56Well, who said that?
35:58Anderson.
35:59He said that?
35:59Yeah, he said that.
36:05Well, you know, since we've both been broken up with
36:09and the mission is accomplished,
36:12I was wondering if maybe you would like to go to the movies with me sometime.
36:19Hi, guys.
36:20Sorry to stop the music.
36:22I'll keep this brief.
36:23We've got the TAS to give out.
36:25The Todd Anderson Star.
36:27It's a new award for the most valuable spy on a mission.
36:31But first, it gives me immense relief
36:34to announce this mission accomplished.
36:42And now the award.
36:43I'll be honest, there was a moment when this mission was very close
36:45to being a complete disaster where this spy went rogue.
36:49Not something I would encourage, but I'll be honest,
36:55you know, ended up being very cool.
36:57They showed immense craftiness and courage
37:00in the face of extreme danger.
37:02And, you know, overall, just a bloody good spy.
37:06All right, so the recipient of the Todd Anderson Star is Sue Nightingale.
37:21At our graduation, when I didn't win top of the class,
37:25I decided that awards are silly and subjective.
37:29It didn't really mean anything.
37:30And standing here, accepting this award,
37:34I can now confidently say
37:37that they are actually important.
37:40Vital, even.
37:42They are true markers of excellence.
37:44And, ultimately, they're what it's all about.
37:51Thanks, Sue.
37:54And congrats to the other spies on the mission,
37:57Michael Anderson and Michael Rivera.
37:59Good stuff.
38:00Um, well, we should have finished with the banner,
38:05but, um, we've already done that,
38:08so we'll finish with just a recap
38:10that the mission is officially accomplished.
38:15Bloody good job, all of you.
38:17Yep.
38:18As you were.
38:19As you were.
38:20So, um, what were you saying?
38:23Oh, it was nothing.
38:25Don't worry about that.
38:26No, please.
38:26It sounded interesting.
38:29I just said, uh, basically that I was wondering
38:33if you would like to go see a movie sometime.
38:37With you or by myself?
38:40Either.
38:41Either?
38:44With me.
38:45And I realize that's probably not a very appealing offer
38:48because I'm not a great spy,
38:49and I really fall under pressure.
38:52I'd love to.
38:54Okay.
38:56And, for the record,
38:59I think you're a great spy.
39:01Okay.
39:02And maybe if you wanted to,
39:05we could dance now?
39:07Okay.
39:08There's a woman with her hands trembling.
39:13High, it am high.
39:18And she sings with a mountain's memory.
39:21High, it am high.
39:26I'm so welcome home.
39:31From the bottom of my heart.
39:37From the bottom of my heart.
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