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00:00:12how you wear a bookworm yeah that outfit is a choice and I am the wrong place why
00:00:20she dressed like this I was waiting for you I thought this was supposed to be a
00:00:25costume party it's my bad it's actually a welcome party for our school's new
00:00:30sponsor what I just needed an excuse to see I have a surprise for you so close
00:00:38your eyes
00:00:53you lied to me the psychology of love my ass write about it all in one but you still got
00:01:02tricked by a guy
00:01:25we're sorry dude we're just messing around we're joking right do you know why you're here right
00:01:30it's a welcome party for you can use cool sponsor I'm a big fan of bullies get out
00:01:45oh my god me are you okay yeah Woody's such an asshole it's our fault for being late
00:01:53it's okay
00:01:56you got to let him but he won't happen again
00:02:00up for a bet if I win you apologize to me in front of everyone
00:02:05what
00:02:06I bet that I can make him fall in love with me in 10 seconds
00:02:18yeah no offense but that's never gonna happen
00:02:22yeah everybody knows how picky Leo is that guy's a total long wolf
00:02:26I know he's out of my league my research won't fail me
00:02:38love comes down to one thing science
00:02:43bullshit kiss him
00:02:45I will get down on my knees and fall
00:02:53step one in me is that's romance create a chance in camp
00:03:00hey there
00:03:01hi sir brian
00:03:04close contact will drive him crazy
00:03:10are you okay I'm so sorry
00:03:12yeah just to give me some space
00:03:30who turned out the lights
00:03:39what's your name
00:03:40I'm yeah
00:03:43um can we do that kiss again
00:03:51boss
00:03:54remember her
00:03:54so if she has the same name as your wife
00:03:56there are plenty of years in the world
00:04:03he asked for your name I think he's into you
00:04:07too bad the lights went out I was this close
00:04:14sir you asked me to remember her should I set up a date
00:04:17no
00:04:18keep away from me
00:04:19well I made a reservation for you to meet your wife
00:04:22should I let her know
00:04:24fine we have been married for about a year
00:04:26I guess it's time
00:04:35my husband wants to meet me tomorrow
00:04:38seriously
00:04:38that prick didn't ensure to the right
00:04:41and you're gonna meet him
00:04:42no
00:04:44no
00:04:44love is the last thing I need to be happy
00:04:50do you take this man as your husband
00:04:53I do
00:04:58there mom
00:04:58now I'm married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away
00:05:03just like you wanted
00:05:05my parents arranged the marriage
00:05:07I don't even know the guy
00:05:09I need a divorce ASAP
00:05:11I never thought about who lives
00:05:13I don't even know the person that's like
00:05:14I have to wait
00:05:27is
00:05:27you
00:05:27çünkü
00:05:32like
00:05:32are you Leo Bryan
00:05:34oh
00:05:35my god
00:05:36Mia's husband was just my type
00:05:39what
00:05:40I can do
00:05:40I can do
00:05:41I can do
00:05:42Hey, Siri, how do I get rid of my split ends?
00:05:46Lily!
00:05:47Hi!
00:05:48So, I need your help to divorce my husband for me.
00:05:52Girl, what?
00:05:54Wait, hold up.
00:05:56Why me?
00:05:57Because you know me best.
00:05:59Plus, you've had a lot of experience handling jerks.
00:06:04Say no more.
00:06:11Well, I'm sorry I've been absent ever since we got married.
00:06:13I'll make it up to you.
00:06:14This was our parents' idea, so I'll put you through school.
00:06:17And once you graduate, we can divorce.
00:06:20Actually, I was...
00:06:22I know you have a lot of student debt,
00:06:24so in the meantime, you can move in.
00:06:29Um...
00:06:29Let me think about it.
00:06:31Okay, let me know once you've thought it over.
00:06:53Okay, here's my number.
00:06:55See you later!
00:06:56Okay.
00:07:00Bye!
00:07:01Lily!
00:07:10Lily!
00:07:11How did it go?
00:07:12Thank you again, Lily.
00:07:14No prob.
00:07:15But your husband is a real ego.
00:07:17Dirt poor, too.
00:07:18He even tried to fill me up.
00:07:20What?
00:07:21Oh my god, are you okay?
00:07:22No worries.
00:07:24Kicked him right in the nuts.
00:07:27Just forget he ever existed.
00:07:29You're the best.
00:07:30Really.
00:07:32Oh, come on.
00:07:33I owe you dinner.
00:07:37Rejected.
00:07:38The psychology of love paper is based on no practical data.
00:07:41What?
00:07:42What should I do?
00:07:44Use these theories of yours to beg yourself the perfect guy.
00:07:48Good luck.
00:07:48You'll need it.
00:07:49First dismissed.
00:07:53Who's the perfect guy?
00:07:56What are you gonna do?
00:07:57Relations in three months.
00:07:59And don't forget where your student belongs.
00:08:01You need a guinea pig's dad.
00:08:04Lee O'Brien.
00:08:06He's here as a visiting professor.
00:08:08Wow.
00:08:10Isn't fake really working out for you too, huh?
00:08:18Professor O'Brien.
00:08:21You're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:08:27Okay.
00:08:41It'll be a piece of cake.
00:08:43We'll just use step two in my guide to romance.
00:08:47Wrong!
00:08:48Then they're all about the visuals.
00:08:50You need to catch us out first.
00:09:12Hey, a long time no see.
00:09:21Brian Technologies is investing in a new research project on AI companionship.
00:09:26I'm looking for a new assistant.
00:09:30This is mortifying.
00:09:32I thought he was the only one here.
00:09:40I am the obvious choice.
00:09:42My dad is the CEO of AR Alternative.
00:09:46Nepotism isn't going to work with me.
00:09:49Out.
00:09:50I-
00:09:50Don't make me repeat myself.
00:09:54He really is the perfect guy.
00:10:00You.
00:10:03Out.
00:10:04Huh?
00:10:05Why?
00:10:06I'm not interested in working with someone who's more interested in their clothes than their
00:10:11actual research.
00:10:19Who wrote this?
00:10:21The Psychology of Love.
00:10:23Me?
00:10:25So your full name is Mia Rose.
00:10:30One and only.
00:10:32It says here that you are from Oregon.
00:10:33Sister City, to be exact.
00:10:36The Psychology of Love.
00:10:39So I'm guessing you have a boyfriend?
00:10:41Absolutely.
00:10:42Positively.
00:10:43100% no.
00:10:45Holy shit.
00:10:46He's interrogating me about my love life in public.
00:10:49He's totally in love with me.
00:10:52Her name is identical to my wife's.
00:10:55And she's from the same city.
00:11:02The job's yours.
00:11:04Anyone else, you may leave.
00:11:12He has a fucking kick.
00:11:14Why is Professor Brian so obsessed with her?
00:11:17Sorry about that.
00:11:18Thanks.
00:11:19Professor Brian.
00:11:20What's that?
00:11:21Did I kiss you too hard the other day?
00:11:37Keep this professional or you're done.
00:11:41Just do your job.
00:11:44You're the boss.
00:11:46Step three in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:11:48Spice things up for some physical contact.
00:11:55Just gotta make sure my boss looks good.
00:11:59Gotta make sure my boss looks good.
00:12:05I'd worry about it yourself.
00:12:07My grandma wouldn't wear that dress.
00:12:09Grandma should wash your mouth.
00:12:10I was so up for talking to me like that.
00:12:18Hanson.
00:12:19Familiarize her with the project over the next few days.
00:12:22As you wish, sir.
00:12:27Listen up, Lily.
00:12:29Rent is on me this year.
00:12:32Oh, really?
00:12:33So you're Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:12:35Yep.
00:12:36There is this new professor at our school named Leo Brian.
00:12:40And I'm gonna be his research assistant.
00:12:43Leo Brian?
00:12:44Mm-hmm.
00:12:47Do you know he's your-
00:12:48Well, he's actually gonna be my guinea pig.
00:12:50Which means I have to make him fall in love with me so I can graduate.
00:12:53Mia.
00:12:55I heard he's a total fuckboy.
00:12:56Like, hookups every night.
00:12:58You should stay away from him.
00:13:09Leo.
00:13:10I have nowhere else to go.
00:13:12And you said you'd take care of me.
00:13:15Because we're married.
00:13:17Right?
00:13:23This is all gonna be my one day.
00:13:29Where are we gonna sleep tonight?
00:13:30It's okay.
00:13:32It's okay.
00:13:32Just stay in your head lane, okay?
00:13:34Set and close yours.
00:13:36I'm, uh, I'm busy.
00:13:37Leo.
00:13:39You're gonna fall for me, whether you like it or not.
00:13:45So, Professor Brian hasn't asked you out yet?
00:13:47Nope.
00:13:49What if my method doesn't work?
00:13:51What if I turned him off?
00:13:53She's the SEO roommate, Lily.
00:13:54Guys love her.
00:13:56Yeah, but she just moved out.
00:13:58I think she has a new boyfriend.
00:14:03They're so jealous you're like this with Professor Brian.
00:14:07Hate to be a bummer, but everyone's saying that he's way out of your league.
00:14:11Bullshit.
00:14:12Me?
00:14:13I'm nice.
00:14:14I'm hardworking.
00:14:16And I'm easy to talk to.
00:14:17If anything, that moody weirdo is out of my league.
00:14:21God, Professor Brian wasn't even bigger dick than my husband.
00:14:36Shit!
00:14:38How much did you hear?
00:14:40Professor Brian!
00:14:41What a coincidence!
00:14:43My favorite...teacher.
00:14:45I didn't know you were so two-faced.
00:14:48Anyway, you're coming with me to the club tomorrow night.
00:14:50Here's your invitation.
00:14:56Fancy date.
00:14:57It's happening!
00:14:59I can't believe it.
00:15:00He's really taking you out.
00:15:02What?
00:15:03Oh, it's finally my turn.
00:15:09Hey!
00:15:11I heard you're going to the country club tomorrow with Leo Brian.
00:15:15You're back because you're worried about me?
00:15:17Lily, come here.
00:15:20Don't worry.
00:15:21I'll be fine.
00:15:23Now, I'm going to go pick out an outfit for tomorrow.
00:15:33Sorry, Mia.
00:15:35Leo's mine.
00:15:44Step 4 in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:15:48ABS.
00:15:49Always be smiling.
00:15:53Hi!
00:15:54Oh, hey.
00:15:56Oh, so this is a very important meeting.
00:15:57You did bring the samples I mentioned in my notes.
00:15:59Huh?
00:16:01Really?
00:16:01Hi, Ryan.
00:16:03What the fuck?
00:16:09You're shaking.
00:16:10Yeah, it's a bit chilly.
00:16:12Look at your hand again.
00:16:13His notes must have been in the invite.
00:16:15But where'd it go?
00:16:16Oh.
00:16:23President Brian, long time no see.
00:16:25Nice to meet you again, Mr. Yang.
00:16:27I have the samples I mentioned in my notes.
00:16:29Oh, you don't.
00:16:36You must be starving.
00:16:38Actually, honey, not feeling well.
00:16:41I really shouldn't have drank on an empty stomach.
00:16:43Well, actually, studies show that skipping breakfast is a big no-no.
00:16:48So why don't we eat first, then we'll talk.
00:16:51Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is Sucha's sweetheart.
00:16:56Okay, everyone else is all business.
00:16:58This is a good change of pace.
00:17:01Yeah, she's a sweet girl.
00:17:03Uh, Mr. Yang, should we talk every day?
00:17:05Okay, let's go.
00:17:06Let's go.
00:17:11Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:17:13No.
00:17:15I thought this was a date.
00:17:17A date?
00:17:21You're into your professor, eh?
00:17:22Really?
00:17:26I...
00:17:27Don't get the wrong idea.
00:17:28The only reason you're here is because Anson is busy.
00:17:32Right.
00:17:34I told you this from the start.
00:17:35Keep this professional, or you're out.
00:17:38Brian, the jet is ready.
00:17:40Let's continue this discussion on our island, Mr. Brian.
00:17:43Lead the way.
00:17:45Okay.
00:18:00God, I just can't catch a break.
00:18:08Hey, how are things coming to the Professor Hottie?
00:18:11I screwed up.
00:18:13It wasn't a date, and now I'm out on my ass.
00:18:18Fuck this.
00:18:24God, it just keeps getting better.
00:18:50It's OK, what's the sound of you?
00:18:52It just keeps getting better.
00:18:53I'm ready to go.
00:18:53No, it's OK.
00:18:53I'll leave them alone.
00:18:58Not my sister, after all.
00:19:08I don't know which one you use, sir.
00:19:13I'll call you one of each.
00:19:16Thank you, that's so sweet.
00:19:18I'm shocked.
00:19:20This is my turn to surprise you.
00:19:30I'm just gonna make sure my boss lives there.
00:19:33I'm sorry, I should explain things clearly.
00:19:36Wait, go back there.
00:19:40If you're not feeling well, then you shouldn't push yourself.
00:19:44No, then how am I supposed to get home?
00:20:10Wait, I'm gonna get you all wet.
00:20:12You need to rest.
00:20:14Okay, this is nearby.
00:20:15Let's get you cleaned up.
00:20:26I need to trap Leo forever.
00:20:29Tonight's the night.
00:20:38Thanks.
00:20:40Um, here, have some tea.
00:20:53Let me help you.
00:21:00Do you really have random lookups every night?
00:21:07Why?
00:21:09Damn it!
00:21:13His lips look so sexy.
00:21:17I almost forget what they taste like.
00:21:20How many girls have just melted looking into those eyes?
00:21:26I'm your professor.
00:21:27I'm not going to take advantage.
00:21:31Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:21:34So why did Lily say that?
00:21:39Where is it?
00:21:44Oh!
00:21:46You work out.
00:21:48Alright, enough games.
00:21:57Mr. Ryan told you not to go downstairs if it was necessary.
00:22:08Well, take a pick that up.
00:22:19Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:22:24Neil...
00:22:25Is married?
00:22:29Yes.
00:22:31Thanks, Mr. Harvey.
00:22:33Who's that? Your parents?
00:22:36No, actually my parents passed away.
00:22:40I'm sorry.
00:22:41Ah, look.
00:22:43Anton's gonna take you home.
00:22:45No, it's fine.
00:22:46You really don't have to.
00:22:47He's heading that way anyway.
00:22:49It is?
00:22:52Oh, it is.
00:22:53Thanks.
00:23:07Thanks for the ride.
00:23:09We've been waiting for you.
00:23:10Where did you run off to?
00:23:12I know. I'm sorry, David.
00:23:13It was a whole thing.
00:23:15I'm just glad you're okay.
00:23:16Come here.
00:23:17We were scared shitless.
00:23:29I'm sorry.
00:23:31Sir.
00:23:31Miss Rose got home safely.
00:23:33Some guy was pushing her around.
00:23:35What? Who was it?
00:23:36Well, I couldn't get a good look at him, but...
00:23:38I think they live together.
00:23:42Sir, she's obviously after you.
00:23:44There's fire.
00:23:46We need her expertise and, as a professor, I'd better give an eye on her.
00:23:50Nice to choose.
00:23:52Look into her supposed husband.
00:23:55Yes.
00:24:04I really need my parents.
00:24:07Can you speak with my wife?
00:24:10Mia.
00:24:11We're divorcing after you graduate.
00:24:13Don't get any ideas.
00:24:14I'll come back when you get dressed.
00:24:23I won't let the real Mia take you from me.
00:24:33Wait, so Leo actually carried you to his house?
00:24:36He's totally into you.
00:24:39Congrats on graduating.
00:24:42Oh, it's him.
00:24:46Stay the fuck away from me?
00:24:48We're never going to happen?
00:24:53God, he's playing me like a goddamn puppet.
00:24:56That's just what men do.
00:24:58Girls are just easy come, easy go.
00:25:01This textbook Matthew effect.
00:25:03I showed my room too soon.
00:25:05Don't give up just yet.
00:25:06We still have plan B.
00:25:08The cold shoulder.
00:25:09Yeah, but I mean, he's just stubborn.
00:25:11Look, my department develops a monitor.
00:25:14It traces the virus heartbeat and brain waves.
00:25:19I know exactly what to do.
00:25:22You know, Brian?
00:25:24Or just you wait?
00:25:38All alone, Professor Brian?
00:25:41Need something?
00:25:42I'm just wondering if you're drinking alone.
00:25:43I usually prefer to drink my tea by myself, yes.
00:25:46You're welcome to join me.
00:25:47I actually just needed to borrow this.
00:25:49You're not feeling my time.
00:25:50Here she comes.
00:25:51Here she comes.
00:26:13Alright boys, good work.
00:26:15Nice promise.
00:26:17For you, and for you.
00:26:20Okay, how was my performance?
00:26:21Did you see his face?
00:26:23Priceless.
00:26:24Yes, he was definitely jealous.
00:26:32Can feelings just disappear that fast?
00:26:35I don't know.
00:26:36I'm just wondering why Mia said I'm not her type.
00:26:40Professor, it seems like you care about her a lot more than your shit.
00:26:45Anyways, I found something on her husband.
00:26:52It seems like she's a secret to me.
00:26:56My friends on campus have no idea.
00:26:58We should hire a P.I.
00:26:59She's way too innocent.
00:27:01I'm afraid some guy's going to trick her.
00:27:03Well, I did hear a lot of guys are after her.
00:27:06And she lives in a very shady area.
00:27:08The girls get her wrestling bars all the time.
00:27:13Professor Brian, I need the afternoon off.
00:27:15Why?
00:27:16Have a date.
00:27:18With who?
00:27:20That's not really any of your business.
00:27:23Not happening.
00:27:24You're spending the afternoon with me, Miss Assistant.
00:27:38Plan B is a total success.
00:27:41Leo is taking me out to shop.
00:27:43Who are you texting?
00:27:45It's private.
00:27:46Are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:27:50Help me pick one out.
00:27:57Well, let's have a try at the moment.
00:27:59It's a birthday present.
00:28:00How do you know tomorrow's my birthday?
00:28:02Is your birthday tomorrow?
00:28:08The same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:28:12Way too many coincidences.
00:28:13It's a birthday present.
00:28:29These are beautiful.
00:28:32Are they really for me?
00:28:33Actually, I just needed your help to pick them out for someone else.
00:28:38If I didn't know any better, I'd think this lady was my wife.
00:28:43Sorry.
00:28:44That's my mistake.
00:28:45Is he interested in someone else?
00:28:48Pick up the pace, Amiya.
00:28:51Crap.
00:28:56These look beautiful on you.
00:29:00Why are you giving me such an expensive gift?
00:29:04You're my assistant.
00:29:05Your image of legs upon me.
00:29:08Here.
00:29:10Well, here.
00:29:11I have this fitness bracelet.
00:29:13Thanks.
00:29:19Hey, what's up?
00:29:21Yeah, sure.
00:29:22I'll meet you at the bar tonight.
00:29:25Who are you going with?
00:29:26I'm off the clock now.
00:29:27That's none of your business, boss.
00:29:30She was in a very shady area.
00:29:32Girls get her wives in the bars.
00:29:33All the time.
00:29:35Maybe it counts.
00:29:36It's too dangerous to go to the bar with a guy.
00:29:39What?
00:29:40Do you like me or something?
00:29:46What?
00:29:47Do you like me or something?
00:29:51You're jealous, aren't you?
00:29:58I need you.
00:29:59I need you to go to the lab to learn some data.
00:30:02I need it as soon as possible.
00:30:12Leo is going to beg for forgiveness once he sees this data.
00:30:17What?
00:30:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:20God, I didn't save it yet.
00:30:23I can't catch a break.
00:30:26I can't catch a break.
00:30:39Power's out in the lab.
00:30:40Is Mia still there?
00:30:41Yes, sir.
00:30:45It's my birthday.
00:30:46You can just leave.
00:30:47She only came up there.
00:30:48The gifts of the table.
00:30:50Mia!
00:30:51She's ruining everything.
00:31:02Oh!
00:31:06Ouch!
00:31:09Professor?
00:31:11I'm so sorry about that.
00:31:13I really...
00:31:22You okay?
00:31:24Yeah, you're just kind of crushing me.
00:31:31Oh.
00:31:31It's a liminal test.
00:31:34Hydrogen peroxide reacts in the alkaline solution, oxidizing with iron to produce its...
00:31:38Oh, wait.
00:31:39Explain this to me like I'm fine.
00:31:41Take us, for example.
00:31:45Us meeting was like a cause and effect.
00:31:48A chemical reaction.
00:31:52Looks like a galaxy, doesn't it?
00:31:55Yeah, it does.
00:32:10You're hard.
00:32:12It's racing.
00:32:14Must be broken.
00:32:18Midnight.
00:32:20Happy birthday.
00:32:23You've been working hard tonight.
00:32:25How much you didn't wish.
00:32:30Well...
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:39This is so beautiful.
00:32:42Wish the stars were out to me.
00:32:48How are these some stars?
00:32:49It's so pretty.
00:32:54Wow.
00:32:56Look at that.
00:32:58There are the stars.
00:33:16I haven't seen the stars since before my parents died.
00:33:20Thanks, Professor Brian.
00:33:23It's a pleasure.
00:33:26How nice would it be if you were that Mia?
00:33:37Professor Brian.
00:33:40Am I dreaming?
00:33:42You're drunk.
00:33:44Step five to my guide to romance.
00:33:50Take a risk.
00:33:52I don't know very much what you're talking about.
00:34:00This is all just a dream.
00:34:19Why are you naked?
00:34:20What happened last night?
00:34:22What?
00:34:23Were you afraid you forgot to cuddle me?
00:34:27Come on, Mia.
00:34:28Remember.
00:34:29Remember.
00:34:38Oh!
00:34:41You're so...
00:34:42But you're so sorry.
00:34:51Oh!
00:34:52God, that was close.
00:34:54Why are you so relieved, though?
00:34:56Back up.
00:34:57I guess I'm cold.
00:34:58Oh, I'm cold for you.
00:34:59Remember, you were the one who tried to kiss me the first day.
00:35:02That was an accident.
00:35:04I swear.
00:35:07Okay, my bad.
00:35:09I guess I'm going to take a shower.
00:35:21This data is off the charts.
00:35:25Does he actually like me?
00:35:34Holy shit.
00:35:37They slept together?
00:35:41That bitch!
00:35:43She fucked her professor just to graduate?
00:35:47I need another favor.
00:35:49Can you take some divorce papers to my husband?
00:35:53Sure, bestie.
00:35:55See you at the bar.
00:36:00See you at the bar.
00:36:04See you at the bar.
00:36:05Utilizing the halo effect is step nine in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:36:10Edward L. Thorndike theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love.
00:36:19No, I'm not in love with her.
00:36:23No, I'm not in love with her.
00:36:55Mr. Bryan, aren't you playing favorites with your Miis?
00:37:03my thesis is out the window science is a joke
00:37:07hmm well got me there certainly no scientific explanation for that
00:37:23hey how have you been long time no see
00:37:27what's with the outfit my boyfriend's obsessed with me and showers me with cash
00:37:32problem with that okay well i need these delivered asap yeah yeah don't rush me
00:37:38that it i'm heading out wait hold on i feel like you've changed i'm worried about you
00:37:47i want to meet your boyfriend stop bossing me around god am i supposed to follow you around
00:37:53like a puppy dog forever right i didn't mean ever since we were kids it's always been about
00:38:00you god you're so fucking fake
00:38:08you're seriously helping her this looks expensive
00:38:21hey cutie care to pick me up i was on my way
00:38:28i do not feel good let's go
00:38:37yeah professor brian what are you doing here i'm looking for my friend she dropped this
00:38:48i gotta find her i gotta go
00:38:58she was wearing the braces i gave you how do you know her from high school we were both
00:39:05named mia so we were ob's friends
00:39:07hmm
00:39:08i'm surprised assistant's names me there too
00:39:11what a coincidence
00:39:13why were you hiding from her
00:39:17she wants me to lend her some money not interested baby she's the worst you should stay away
00:39:25from her
00:39:25well i actually happen to know her and from what you're telling me you guys hardly sound like
00:39:31friends
00:39:34her and all of a sudden start the car we're ready to go
00:39:36and start the car we're ready to go
00:39:36and start the car we're ready to go
00:39:43guess i'll give it to her later
00:39:50mia rose i am your mother-in-law
00:39:57Sweetheart, I heard you want a divorce.
00:40:00It's true, but don't worry about me.
00:40:04My son gave you that, right?
00:40:07What? No, this is my friend Lily's.
00:40:10No, that's impossible. I helped him pick up myself.
00:40:13I'm positive.
00:40:15Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:40:18Yeah. I promise your mom, I will look after you.
00:40:23Please talk to my son.
00:40:29Professor Hugo?
00:40:32Talk sticky and how's your experiment going?
00:40:35Here, take a look.
00:40:39Always goes in the wrong way.
00:40:42So, as we can see here, the graph shows the time and location of the subject
00:40:46with heart rate fluctuations.
00:40:48It's really all over the place. I mean...
00:40:50Get to the point.
00:40:51When I kissed him, his heart rate hit 130.
00:40:56Oh, with millions and grand research, I'd also hit 130.
00:41:00Professor, what else do you need?
00:41:02A video of him saying he loves you.
00:41:05What?
00:41:06Who's in love with Mia?
00:41:12You should congratulate Mia. She has a secret admirer.
00:41:17Who?
00:41:18I have no idea.
00:41:22My office.
00:41:23Now.
00:41:35Am I only here so you can watch me work?
00:41:38Um, I was zoning out.
00:41:40We're launching our new AI next week.
00:41:42And I'm leaving.
00:41:44What?
00:41:45Don't worry about your credits, Mia.
00:41:47You've been a great assistant.
00:41:49Is he really leaving?
00:41:55He wants to admit that Leo loves you.
00:41:57That old farts-playing matchmaker.
00:41:59But he's leaving so soon.
00:42:02Never fear.
00:42:04David's here.
00:42:08Step 12 in Mia's Guide to Romans.
00:42:10Make your target jealous.
00:42:13And we need to put this plan into action.
00:42:19We need to find the perfect rival for him.
00:42:30We have to flirt so much, we will make everyone sick.
00:42:34What?
00:42:35How?
00:42:36Okay, class dismissed.
00:42:41Hey, babe.
00:42:45Up for lunch?
00:42:48Because we have to discuss the emotion availability of the egotistical narcissist.
00:42:54Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:42:55I'm a bit busy.
00:42:58I'll come with.
00:43:00Let's go.
00:43:06Ladies first.
00:43:11Oh, Mia.
00:43:13I can get over how gorgeous you are.
00:43:15I feel the same.
00:43:17You're so thoughtful.
00:43:19And open.
00:43:21To a slow time for the final blow.
00:43:26Don't you dare.
00:43:47How do you see she's not into it?
00:43:49Get real, man.
00:43:51I know the code of her apartment.
00:43:52We're like close, close.
00:43:54Is that true?
00:43:55Yeah, of course.
00:43:58Do anything else.
00:44:02What?
00:44:03Did we screw up?
00:44:05Don't worry.
00:44:06We still have plan B.
00:44:10Is he her husband?
00:44:12We can't tell yet, sir.
00:44:13If he hasn't, it's still investigating.
00:44:16Okay, so usually he walks past this track around this time of day.
00:44:20Yeah.
00:44:21There he is.
00:44:26Oh, hey.
00:44:27Professor Brian.
00:44:29Up for a game?
00:44:31A game, huh?
00:44:32Yeah, it's on.
00:44:34I've got enough play at the doubles, huh?
00:44:36Want to be my cheerleader?
00:44:39I'll play, Professor Brian.
00:44:44Looks like it's 2-1-2.
00:44:47Probably.
00:44:50Looking great.
00:44:51All right, high five.
00:44:52Let's do this.
00:45:04That is fun.
00:45:24It's fine.
00:45:24It's fine.
00:45:25I can keep playing.
00:45:26I see.
00:45:26Now your foot's injured.
00:45:38I would have fallen down, too, if I knew he was going to do that.
00:45:43Let them be.
00:45:44It's working.
00:45:48Don't move.
00:45:50I'll be gentle.
00:45:53You should be careful.
00:45:56He seems like a player.
00:45:58He's got you all riled up, huh?
00:46:00Well, you're my assistant, sir.
00:46:05Why can't you just be honest?
00:46:12Well, let me just get this.
00:46:14I finally took the leap, but...
00:46:17I think that's answering.
00:46:18Do you mind picking up?
00:46:22Theo!
00:46:22Why aren't you answering your phone?
00:46:31Oh, sorry.
00:46:32The signal was bad.
00:46:34I think it's your mom.
00:46:36Leo, your wife and I are meeting tonight.
00:46:39You're coming, honey.
00:46:41You and me?
00:46:42I'm busy, I...
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44See you there.
00:46:48Let's meet here tonight, sweetie.
00:46:51Professor, I actually need the afternoon off.
00:46:54Okay, fine.
00:46:55I'll take you home.
00:47:02Can you leave here, too?
00:47:04Yeah, I used to live here with a friend.
00:47:06Do you know another Mia?
00:47:08What?
00:47:09Wait one second.
00:47:16Who's David to you?
00:47:18I've known him forever.
00:47:20He's always been there for me.
00:47:22Okay.
00:47:22I've got to go.
00:47:23Somewhere after me.
00:47:30He seems upset.
00:47:43Mia, I am so sorry.
00:47:45My son is too...
00:47:47It's no worries.
00:47:50Phew.
00:47:51Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:47:54Oh, you were all alone at your wedding one year ago.
00:48:01Do you take this man as your husband?
00:48:04I do.
00:48:09There, Mom.
00:48:10Now I'm married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away.
00:48:13Just like you wanted.
00:48:17My son missed it because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:48:21I understand.
00:48:23Give him another chance.
00:48:25He's working at your school now.
00:48:28Maybe it's fate.
00:48:29What?
00:48:30Really?
00:48:38I really need a scumbag.
00:48:40Alright.
00:48:41Let's go for another round.
00:48:43Cheers.
00:48:44Whoa.
00:48:46What's going on here?
00:48:50Leo?
00:48:51What the hell are you doing here?
00:48:54Do you like Mia?
00:48:55Yeah.
00:48:55Of course.
00:48:57You're going to fucking treat her better.
00:48:59I'm going to make you retic.
00:49:02I'm...
00:49:02I'm...
00:49:04What?
00:49:06What did you say about Mia?
00:49:08Never mind that.
00:49:09Let's keep this party going.
00:49:11Yeah!
00:49:13Cheers!
00:49:21Professor?
00:49:22What are you doing here?
00:49:23David.
00:49:24You should stay away from her.
00:49:29David.
00:49:30You're wasted.
00:49:31What happened?
00:49:33He's playing you.
00:49:35Yeah.
00:49:36I know.
00:49:37What?
00:49:39They...
00:49:39always get drunk and crash at my place.
00:49:42You are way too forgiving.
00:49:44Well, they've always been there for me, so...
00:49:47I just deal with it.
00:49:50I can't help worrying about her.
00:49:52Aw, Mia.
00:49:54I love you.
00:49:56I love you.
00:49:57Gah!
00:49:57Leo!
00:49:58What are you doing?
00:50:02Aw, Mia.
00:50:04I love you.
00:50:07Gah!
00:50:08Leo!
00:50:09What are you doing?
00:50:11Is this all right?
00:50:12I'll take him home.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14Come on.
00:50:15Come on.
00:50:15Let's go.
00:50:16Help me.
00:50:17Come on.
00:50:21He's wasted.
00:50:22Why did you do that?
00:50:24I don't want him taking advantage of you.
00:50:26I'm going to ask you this one more time.
00:50:30Do you like me?
00:50:33Okay, well then start acting like a professor.
00:50:37I'm sorry.
00:50:43Why am I feeling disappointed?
00:50:45I don't have feelings for it.
00:50:47Right?
00:50:59I've been waiting forever, Leo.
00:51:02I...
00:51:04I...
00:51:04I saw it.
00:51:04I'm just being with my mom.
00:51:06I met your mom today?
00:51:09Oh, right.
00:51:11Yeah, it's actually you couldn't make it, but we had a nice chat.
00:51:13She always wanted that ring.
00:51:15Ring?
00:51:16What ring?
00:51:17I want to chat with your mom.
00:51:27Lily, what's wrong?
00:51:30I need to borrow something.
00:51:32Yeah, of course.
00:51:33Anything.
00:51:34What is it?
00:51:35Didn't your mom leave you a ring?
00:51:43My boyfriend said I'm bleeding him dry, so I'm going to freak him out.
00:51:48Lily, I'm sorry.
00:51:50It was my mother's.
00:51:51I could lend you anything else.
00:51:53Please?
00:51:56Are you sure?
00:52:00All right.
00:52:01It's fine.
00:52:03How about a drink?
00:52:07Yeah, okay.
00:52:11I haven't had a drink in such a long time.
00:52:14Drink up.
00:52:15Should I chug this?
00:52:16Chug, chug, chug!
00:52:18More.
00:52:19No.
00:52:20We did it.
00:52:21We did it.
00:52:22We did it.
00:52:22We did it.
00:52:25We did it.
00:52:28We did it.
00:52:35We did it.
00:52:40This hangover never ends.
00:52:43I don't even remember what happened last night.
00:52:46Leo got mad because he thought you guys were messing with me so he punched you. Did he at least
00:52:50admits he loves you?
00:52:54I gotta head to the lab
00:52:59Hey
00:53:01We'll come up with a new plan tonight
00:53:03Mia told me we can sell her virtual furniture as a thing for her help
00:53:0770-30 split after we sell her shit
00:53:15Are they backstabbing me again?
00:53:22You called? Yes, you're coming to an IT tonight with me for a seminar
00:53:26Everything is so last-minute with you. I have a life, you know
00:53:33Stop meddling
00:53:36Why am I so pissed off? He always makes me so mad
00:53:40How am I supposed to protect this girl?
00:53:42Are you in love with her? No, she's
00:53:45She's just my student
00:53:50Yeah, oh god. Yeah, not there. Hey guys. There she is. Come on in. All right, let's get some beer.
00:53:57Let's get this party started
00:54:00Gonna get wasted
00:54:05Yeah, it's still here like right there
00:54:07Okay, come on for you
00:54:09Come on for you
00:54:10Thank you
00:54:11Cheers you guys
00:54:12Cheers
00:54:13Oh, shit
00:54:15I'm so sorry
00:54:16It's all right. No worries. We'll get our revenge. We just need to go change. All right
00:54:21We'll see you in a bit
00:54:22Okay
00:54:32Professor Bryan
00:54:35Professor Bryan
00:54:39Are you done?
00:54:40What did you come here to insult me?
00:54:43Hey, what the fuck? Get out
00:54:45You're way too naive for someone studying psych
00:54:47What are you talking about?
00:54:49David member, you're not playwrights
00:54:51Yeah, and?
00:54:58Professor?
00:54:59What the fuck? Fancy meeting you here
00:55:04Time to fess up
00:55:06This is too far
00:55:07No, just let him misunderstand
00:55:10Then admit his feelings for you
00:55:14Actually, they were just
00:55:15Oh, no, Emma. They cut us
00:55:18I won't let them take you away from me
00:55:35I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing
00:55:39Emma, I was just big time now though for that
00:55:42Why are you all quiet?
00:55:45Who said you could kiss me?
00:55:46God
00:55:49Emma, wait
00:55:55So you followed me because you were worried?
00:55:59Hey, you're right
00:55:59It's time for me to be honest
00:56:03I've been meaning to ask
00:56:04What is this bracelet really for?
00:56:08It's a heartbeat tracker
00:56:10So you gave it to me on purpose then?
00:56:12How about a cup of coffee?
00:56:49No
00:56:51I'm always worried about you. Why?
00:56:54Come on, I don't need your sympathy.
00:57:05The video of him saying he loves you.
00:57:08What?
00:57:16So, are you in love with me?
00:57:21Can you give me some time?
00:57:22How's 24 days? Is that enough?
00:57:25That sounds oddly specific.
00:57:28Well, I just can't wait.
00:57:31I have to handle something first.
00:57:35What is it?
00:57:37Actually, I'm married.
00:57:45My parents set me up.
00:57:48If I'd known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:57:51I swear, I haven't even touched her.
00:57:54I'm gonna sort this out as soon as I can.
00:57:56It's too late for that.
00:57:59Get out!
00:58:00What?
00:58:06Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:58:09This is my son.
00:58:10Let's go diving sometime.
00:58:14He looks kind of familiar.
00:58:20I am on a weird nurse safari.
00:58:23Leave a message if you need anything.
00:58:28You want a divorce?
00:58:30I shouldn't have told you to move in.
00:58:31It was a mistake.
00:58:33Here, take this.
00:58:34I said apology.
00:58:36Let's talk about this later, okay?
00:58:39I don't feel very good.
00:58:45Can't we just stay like this?
00:58:48The anniversary of my parents' death is coming up.
00:58:53I've made up my mind.
00:58:55I'm not moving out.
00:58:57I'm leaving.
00:59:02I'm leaving.
00:59:02Yeah, Mia.
00:59:03How about that conference?
00:59:05Her again.
00:59:13What do you want from me?
00:59:15We both hate Mia.
00:59:16Right?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:18This bitch took my spot on Professor Ryan's project team.
00:59:23Not to mention, she's a home worker.
00:59:25She really is a bitch.
00:59:28How about some revenge?
00:59:30Let's take her down.
00:59:33What's the plan?
00:59:39Here's the press conference plan.
00:59:42Professor, what's your wife like?
00:59:44Mia, she's nothing to me.
00:59:45Then why'd you marry her?
00:59:47I'm sorry, I...
00:59:49If I kill this press conference tomorrow, can you promise me something?
00:59:52What?
00:59:53Promise me that I can meet your wife.
01:00:02Do you really want to meet her?
01:00:04This is about to be the best press conference anyone's ever seen.
01:00:08Alright. I promise.
01:00:12Wait, this looks exactly like Leo.
01:00:16Are they twins or something?
01:00:18Wait, didn't Lily give her husband those divorce papers?
01:00:21No, she's been avoiding me lately.
01:00:23Do you think that Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:00:27Honestly, I wouldn't put it past her.
01:00:29No way, you guys. We've been friends forever.
01:00:32Right now, I need to focus on this press conference.
01:00:35I need to figure out a way to reach social media users.
01:00:39Huh?
01:00:40What's wrong?
01:00:41OMG, someone's calling Mia homebreck on a campus forum.
01:00:45Oh shit! Nobody's gonna take her side now.
01:00:48What are we gonna do?
01:00:50I've got lots of connections. Need some help?
01:00:53Why would you help me out?
01:00:55I have a condition, of course.
01:00:58Spit it out.
01:01:01I have a condition, of course.
01:01:04Spit it out.
01:01:05Put in a good one for me with Professor Brian.
01:01:08Deal.
01:01:12A bar?
01:01:14It's not just a bar.
01:01:16The owner here has a lot of influence.
01:01:19You can't trust her, Mia.
01:01:20Suit yourself. It's your funeral.
01:01:29Hey, Amy, where's the bar owner?
01:01:32Chill. Have a drink.
01:01:34She'll be here soon.
01:01:45No, no, no.
01:01:58I'm sorry.
01:02:02Sir, I cannot get ahold of Mia.
01:02:04Could I just push back to meeting?
01:02:05Hold on, wait for me, sir.
01:02:07Probably not.
01:02:08Mia's not picking up her phone, she's innocent so far.
01:02:10Sir, this is where you're from, the owner's a piece of shit.
01:02:13Sir!
01:02:14Let's go, come on!
01:02:27Hey, who the hell are you?
01:02:41The key points on low as we can-
01:02:44Mia!
01:02:45Mia?
01:02:46Oh, he's cool.
01:02:47It's okay.
01:02:48Mia, you're okay.
01:02:49Yeah, I'm completely fine.
01:02:51Why is your whip crack?
01:02:54Because, teaching a lesson on love.
01:02:57Love.
01:03:00Love.
01:03:01Mm-hmm.
01:03:06Damn.
01:03:07This is how she taught not to crack.
01:03:09Nothing I couldn't handle.
01:03:14I retired from all this shady shit a long time ago.
01:03:18Now I'm trying to settle down here.
01:03:21Mia just happens to be an expert.
01:03:24Yeah, so we asked for her advice.
01:03:26Okay, Mia, come on, let's go.
01:03:29I'll see you guys later.
01:03:32I'll keep you updating.
01:03:41Hey, you want a shower?
01:03:44Well, let's get you cleaned up then.
01:03:47I'm glad you're okay, Mia.
01:03:49Yeah, I was kind of freaked out at first, honestly, but they turned out to be pretty good guys.
01:03:55I was afraid I was going to lose you.
01:04:18Wait.
01:04:22No kissing.
01:04:24Why?
01:04:25Why?
01:04:27Because you're married.
01:04:29Why?
01:04:31Because you're married.
01:04:32I have to go.
01:04:33Professor Brian, I'll see you at the conference tomorrow.
01:04:46Wait, what's it курant?
01:04:48Yeah.
01:04:50sharpen the tr lamenting their chains.
01:04:53Where did you
01:04:54ý me in the edge?
01:04:59dennкам are you thinking was you dirty?
01:05:02have hunted me in the edge.
01:05:16Come here, you look stunning.
01:05:21I'm kind of nervous.
01:05:22I spent forever memorizing my speech.
01:05:26The seat's still on for you, man.
01:05:29Don't worry about it.
01:05:30I got it covered.
01:05:44Your dress looks stunning.
01:05:46I know.
01:05:47Can you buy some budget for me?
01:05:48Thanks to you, Professor Rose.
01:05:51Thanks for coming.
01:05:54I've got some guys coming later.
01:05:56Go have a nice seat.
01:05:58Maybe.
01:06:02Humans crave intimacy.
01:06:04It's hard to express ourselves.
01:06:07The Bryan Group AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
01:06:13The Bryan Group is pioneering AI models that will support human connection forever.
01:06:19Thank you so much.
01:06:36Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr. Leigh O'Brien, the president of the Bryan Group.
01:06:51Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
01:06:53Thank you for coming.
01:06:54Sir.
01:06:55The Bryan Group is so beautiful.
01:06:58He's my...
01:07:01He's my husband.
01:07:06He's my...
01:07:08He's my husband.
01:07:18Really?
01:07:20What are you doing here?
01:07:23Hi, everyone.
01:07:26Allow me to introduce myself.
01:07:30I'm Leo's wife.
01:07:36What are you doing?
01:07:37How long are you going to hide me?
01:07:42Now that I have a...
01:07:48Let go of me!
01:07:50Cool.
01:07:51Get rid of her.
01:07:51Yes, sir.
01:07:52Come on.
01:07:56Where's Mia?
01:07:57Mia, just right now.
01:08:04Why would Lily lie to me?
01:08:10You're as useless as ever.
01:08:12Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:08:16Lily?
01:08:17I guess I should be thanking you.
01:08:19Leo and I really hit it off, so I moved in with him.
01:08:23What?
01:08:23You know, him.
01:08:24Super icy.
01:08:26Not with me, of course.
01:08:28We are ruining everything.
01:08:31Lily, why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:08:34Didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:08:37But he said he'd get rid of you, so...
01:08:42What?
01:08:42No, I...
01:08:43Leo would never say that.
01:08:45Really?
01:08:46Let's just wait and see who we choose is.
01:09:04Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:06Come closer and I'll tell you.
01:09:30You did that on purpose, didn't you?
01:09:31Yeah.
01:09:32And?
01:09:33If I can't have you, I don't know.
01:09:41The final step in, Mia's guide to romance.
01:09:44An avoidant detachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:09:58Mia!
01:09:59Mia, I'm sorry.
01:10:01I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all this.
01:10:03Mia, nothing happened.
01:10:05Please trust me.
01:10:08How can I own your forgiveness?
01:10:15I'm not good at expressing myself, so...
01:10:18I just kept ignoring the feelings I have for you.
01:10:21I am sorry.
01:10:22I started all this.
01:10:24You don't need to forgive me.
01:10:25I just...
01:10:26I just want to make sure you're safe.
01:10:29I am the worst.
01:10:30I had Lily pretend to be me.
01:10:34Guess what?
01:10:35I have a bun in the oven.
01:10:42Professor Ryan, I need to come clean.
01:10:45Are you listening?
01:10:47This has been an experiment from the start.
01:10:50Experiment?
01:10:51Come on.
01:10:52Yes.
01:10:53I used you as a guinea pig to prove my own research.
01:10:58Mia, stop messing around.
01:10:59I planned everything from the beginning.
01:11:02This isn't a fitness tracker.
01:11:04It's been recording data for you.
01:11:06I never really loved you.
01:11:08So now we're even.
01:11:13The experiment is over, so we're over.
01:11:16I'm over.
01:11:23I'm over.
01:11:24You're giving up on the experiment?
01:11:26Why?
01:11:26Professor, I just...
01:11:28I can't do it.
01:11:29Worst case scenario, I'll just graduate late.
01:11:32Graduate late?
01:11:32This isn't like you.
01:11:34I'm sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:11:46You're crying.
01:11:48What's wrong?
01:11:51Mia, I don't have much time.
01:11:52I'm going abroad in a business.
01:11:53Safe travels.
01:11:55I just want to tell you something.
01:11:56Please listen to me.
01:11:59What's this?
01:12:00I know she's pregnant.
01:12:02Take care.
01:12:13This place is a dump.
01:12:16Why don't you just expose Lily for the bitch she is?
01:12:20Because she used to be my friend.
01:12:23Besides, she's pregnant now.
01:12:25How do you even know it's Leo's?
01:12:27Whatever.
01:12:29Leo left.
01:12:30So he's already dead to me.
01:12:35That's it.
01:12:36No more mopping.
01:12:38Let's go.
01:12:39Get your ass up.
01:12:40You're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:12:51Oh, Professor Brian?
01:12:53He's still here?
01:13:02I heard he's a staring knife.
01:13:06What a dumb name.
01:13:08Oh, come on.
01:13:09The staring knife party is a school tradition.
01:13:11The student council picks up your knives.
01:13:14And whoever racks up the most cards can dance with them.
01:13:16Come on, it's fun.
01:13:18How do you guys see me?
01:13:20Oh, you'll see.
01:13:27Teach me how to keep my legs out, please.
01:13:48Oh, we have to be so rich.
01:13:55Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage
01:13:58the Starring Knights.
01:14:03Okay, I'm going to take my plights.
01:14:06Got tucked in.
01:14:08All right.
01:14:09Now, first up, we are auctioning off
01:14:11Sir Leo Brian.
01:14:14Come on down.
01:14:15What a handsome young man.
01:14:17Do I feel a six-pack under there?
01:14:21Okay, let's start the bidding.
01:14:24Five, eight, ten, 15, I'm earning 20.
01:14:31I'm out.
01:14:33Okay, and sold.
01:14:36The lady in the sparkling dress.
01:14:37Congratulations.
01:14:43I just want to forget about all this, guys.
01:14:49My lady?
01:14:50Want a dance?
01:14:54You want more dance?
01:14:56I'm sorry.
01:14:57I'm sorry.
01:14:57She's named me.
01:15:05Yeah, I know you didn't choose me,
01:15:06but I'm not giving up on you.
01:15:11What was your client?
01:15:13I bought your fair and square.
01:15:15Well, our house.
01:15:16I buy my time there.
01:15:19Here's a blank check.
01:15:20Feel free to fill it in.
01:15:29Okay, I had to dance.
01:15:45I'm sorry.
01:15:46It's okay.
01:15:47You can help me when you want Mia.
01:15:49I'm the one who made you wait.
01:15:51We should just end this.
01:15:54What's the rush?
01:15:55Doctor to be.
01:15:57What do you mean?
01:15:58I know who you really are.
01:16:01You're Mia.
01:16:03My Mia.
01:16:06I must admit,
01:16:08having someone pretend to be you
01:16:10was creative.
01:16:13No.
01:16:14She's not pregnant.
01:16:16Hands and check the tests.
01:16:18Fake.
01:16:20What?
01:16:22Let's go.
01:16:25Mrs. Bright.
01:16:32Are you in a rush or something?
01:16:34Just want to make up almost time.
01:16:36Well, we can't turn back time.
01:16:39So let's just cherish
01:16:40every moment.
01:16:50So, what's your thing you want to say about
01:16:52how I love you?
01:16:53Hmm.
01:16:54I think I might need to make
01:16:56some calculations first.
01:17:01And then?
01:17:03And then?
01:17:05I say the magic words.
01:17:08I'll order those.
01:17:12I love you.
01:17:30You can't do this to me!
01:17:32Theo!
01:17:33Your maid kicked me out.
01:17:35I am his mother!
01:17:36But, you brat!
01:17:38Mia tricked me too!
01:17:41Really?
01:17:42Is that why you stole her ring?
01:17:44Mia, I'm sorry.
01:17:46I didn't...
01:17:46Don't...
01:17:48Ever...
01:17:49Talk to me again.
01:17:52Wait!
01:17:53Wait!
01:17:55Mia!
01:17:59Mia!
01:18:00Mia!
01:18:03Mia!
01:18:05Mia!
01:18:05You have three more days
01:18:06to submit your paper.
01:18:07Shhh!
01:18:11Where are you going?
01:18:14I've got to go turn in my thesis.
01:18:19I'm so happy for you!
01:18:26I'm so happy for you!
01:18:26Congratulations, doctor!
01:18:27Thank you, Professor Higo.
01:18:34Congratulations, baby!
01:18:34Thank you, Professor Higo.
01:18:35Congratulations, baby.
01:18:38Looks like my experiment is over!
01:18:41Well, I'm still experimenting, but I don't know how much I love.
01:18:50Well, David, there's still something you owe me.
01:18:53Huh? What is it? Come on, tell me or am I...
01:18:57No. There we go.
01:19:00Emma! Emma, wait!
01:19:06Research shows that love is based on physical attraction, which can be scientifically enhanced.
01:19:14Mia Rose is the most popular TA on campus.
01:19:18But science can't replace real feelings.
01:19:21Too bad she's head over heels for her husband. I don't stand a chance.
01:19:26Oh, Mrs. Rose, is the data on the screen from your husband?
01:19:31What?
01:19:37Professor Hugo, didn't we agree to cap that data under wraps?
01:19:52Damn it, Leo's not pissed, right?
01:19:54Why are you dying on the screen?
01:20:00Leo, are you here?
01:20:03What?
01:20:09What?
01:20:16We're passing time.
01:20:19Leo, you did all of this?
01:20:22Even twin stars need course corrections.
01:20:25But the pool between us has never shifted.
01:20:30I bought these two stars for us, so you'll never be alone again.
01:20:38Miros, will you marry me?
01:20:46Of course.
01:20:49Of course.
01:20:58By the way, I saw Little White Bull the first time I came here.
01:21:02Wait what?
01:21:03What?
01:21:04I'm Tlala, I just want to be a guinea pig.
01:21:09No, we're kidding.
01:21:12So you've been studying my guides for a while.
01:21:16I've done a little bit of research.
01:21:18Maybe.
01:21:36Why don't we do something else?
01:21:39Nope.
01:21:41Your professor has some very serious academic issues to discuss.
01:21:44Oh, do you?
01:21:46I'm wondering where you want me to kiss you.
01:21:53Dr. Rose, please take this experiment seriously.
01:22:03Why don't we continue on to the next discussion?
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