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ENG DUB He Looks Ordinary, Until Reality Starts Shaking
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00:00:03Darren, do you want a wife?
00:00:05No.
00:00:06Well, it's not up to you.
00:00:08You can indeed marry the saint just a piece of trash.
00:00:11Mr. Stein said if you hand over the founder's token and give up on the saintess,
00:00:15the guild will make Elsa your cultivation partner.
00:00:18Darren, I'm not willing to be your partner too.
00:00:21Unfortunately, Mr. Stein ordered me to.
00:00:24Give it to us, and I'll become your partner.
00:00:27It's a win-win situation.
00:00:31The token.
00:00:36My name is Darren Wagner.
00:00:38Since arriving in this world, my magical power has increased by one year.
00:00:42For every year I live, I'll slowly become the strongest.
00:00:45Now, I'm billions of years old.
00:00:48My power has surpassed the limits that this world can withstand,
00:00:51unable to manifest as cultivation.
00:00:53Thus, to mortals, I'm a cultivator stuck in the beginner stage.
00:00:57Now, I only need to find a natural spirit to manifest my magical power.
00:01:01Then I'll become an omnipotent god.
00:01:03This token was a gift to me 10,000 years ago by a girl I saved.
00:01:15Everyone thought that I would choose a genius to cultivate with to become the strongest.
00:01:20I possess an unparalleled natural spirit.
00:01:23I have no need to rely on those men.
00:01:25Although Darren is a good for nothing, he is extremely obedient and self-aware.
00:01:29Since I cannot escape the fate of searching for a partner,
00:01:33why don't I choose someone easy to control?
00:01:39Wait, he just rejected a cultivator.
00:01:42If I approach him as a saintess,
00:01:45he would surely reject me.
00:01:48I should disguise myself and approach him.
00:02:00Darren, you're stuck in the beginner stage.
00:02:02How dare you be so picky?
00:02:05Are you done?
00:02:07Have you made your decision?
00:02:12A chicken?
00:02:15Go away!
00:02:16Don't pet my face!
00:02:21Darren!
00:02:22The grand celebration will be held in three months.
00:02:25The saintess will announce her partner.
00:02:26You've made yourself the rival of geniuses with the token.
00:02:29Just to eat!
00:02:33The well is connected to the Styler River.
00:02:36Brewing Rochor tree leaves with its water makes it too strong.
00:02:46What?
00:03:03Is it a phoenix?
00:03:05It came from the mountain where Darren lives?
00:03:07What's going on?
00:03:10Can't you eat quietly? How noisy.
00:03:16You get mad easily lately.
00:03:18You should eat less.
00:03:23That's Crimson Phoenix, the guardian of Hexalo Guild.
00:03:26I thought the ancient phoenix manifested here,
00:03:28but it was just a guardian,
00:03:30come stronger and awakened its bloodline,
00:03:32triggering the phenomenon.
00:03:34I was lucky to witness it.
00:03:36An ancient phoenix.
00:03:37I felt the aura of an ancient phoenix just now.
00:03:40I'm sure of it.
00:03:41I heard ancient phoenixes are very arrogant
00:03:43and do not tolerate anyone within pure bloodlines.
00:03:46Thank goodness I escaped.
00:03:48The guardian must be in a hurry to return to the guild
00:03:51to suppress its uncontrollable power.
00:03:55This place is more shabby than I imagined.
00:04:00It's unlocked!
00:04:05Mr. Ragnar, I'm Claudia Rees.
00:04:07I'm a new disciple here.
00:04:09I accidentally provoked the attendant a while ago
00:04:11and have been homeless.
00:04:13I heard you have vacant wombs here.
00:04:14I won't take you in.
00:04:16I can do all the chores.
00:04:17I won't stay for free and won't cause you any trouble.
00:04:20What is this chicken doing?
00:04:22That's weird.
00:04:23Jerry has a terrible temper.
00:04:25It pecks at anyone without hesitation.
00:04:28Why is it being gentle to this girl?
00:04:30I've already offered to do his chores.
00:04:33What is there to consider?
00:04:35It's rare to see Jerry being gentle.
00:04:37You can stay.
00:04:39Really?
00:04:40You'll be feeding it from now on.
00:04:43I'll be feeding the chicken?
00:04:45Are you serious?
00:04:46How dare you make a saintest feed livestock?
00:04:49If you find out about my true identity, you'll be blown away!
00:04:53Don't worry.
00:04:54Besides letting you stay here for free, I'll also give you a benefit for taking care of Jerry.
00:04:59What is it?
00:05:01You can drink the water from this well when you feed Jerry.
00:05:04Does he really think I can't even afford a sip of water?
00:05:13You must have traveled a long way. Have a drink. You're welcome.
00:05:26I've ascended!
00:05:31I've ascended!
00:05:37I've ascended to mid-Colonstein, but it was solved by drinking the well water.
00:05:49I'm so thirsty.
00:05:50That's not it. If the well water is spiritual, why couldn't Darren ascend?
00:05:55He drank the well water every day.
00:05:57I was stuck on this stage, just a step away from ascension.
00:06:01My foundation is perfected.
00:06:03The well water only has a trace of the spiritual energy.
00:06:06It just happened to trigger it.
00:06:07If someone else drank it, nothing would have happened.
00:06:11Only a genius like me could use the spiritual power and ascend.
00:06:15Darren proves exactly that.
00:06:16Hey, stop daydreaming. Sweep the floor.
00:06:19Are you talking to me?
00:06:21Who else? I'm not doing it.
00:06:24Patience. Once he knows my identity, he'll beg for mercy and apologize.
00:06:30Okay.
00:06:32I'll do it.
00:06:37It doesn't have any spiritual power. It's not a spiritual well.
00:06:46That chicken is such a glutton.
00:06:49Mr. Ragnar, where is my room?
00:06:51Your room? My house only has one room with a bed.
00:06:54Take a guess.
00:06:57Your room? My house only has one room with a bed. Take a guess.
00:07:01Are you giving me your room?
00:07:03Are you serious?
00:07:04Please your stay accept that room.
00:07:08You bastard! I thought you were kind deep down.
00:07:11I can't believe you're so cruel to a girl.
00:07:16The storage room is empty. I'll sleep on that cushion then.
00:07:20Patience. I can't believe I have to sleep in such a shabby place.
00:07:24Whatever.
00:07:28This girl may not seem very bright. But she's very lucky. I used to sit on that cushion while cultivating
00:07:35under the Roshore tree.
00:07:45This is Hexalo Guild's supreme sword technique. Legend has it that the founder received teachings from a mysterious master.
00:07:52Unfortunately, since the founder, none of the guild leaders and saintesses have mastered it.
00:08:11Could he be the mysterious master the founder met back then? Is he teaching me the technique?
00:08:22I did it. This technique has troubled many masters for 10,000 years.
00:08:26I was just too much of a genius. I possessed the natural spirit. I must have resonated with the sword
00:08:32technique.
00:08:33The founder's swordsmanship was taught by a master. But all I did was read the book and I mastered the
00:08:38technique.
00:08:39Doesn't that mean I'm stronger than the guild's founder?
00:08:46Mr. Stein, I speak only but the truth.
00:08:49Useless. You're both seasoned cultivators. Yet you were chased out by a chicken?
00:08:56Father, should I go myself and snatch that token?
00:09:00This can't be delayed any longer. It brings Hexalo Guild more shame the longer it stays with Daeron.
00:09:05Besides, if you obtain the token, you can become partners with the saintess according to the guild's rules.
00:09:11Stacy has the natural spirit within her. The benefits of cultivating with her are immeasurable.
00:09:16It'll help you progress quickly. She's also the only daughter of the guild leader.
00:09:20Whoever becomes her partner will also be the one who controls Hexalo Guild sooner or later.
00:09:25Don't worry. I'll retrieve that token tomorrow. He's just a useless trash. How dare he refuse to give up the
00:09:31token.
00:09:31Be cautious. Daeron has the founder's token. He might have the guild leader's protection.
00:09:38What do I do then?
00:09:41I once helped the guardian of the guild. It owes me a favor. And promised to help me once.
00:09:48The guardian? Father, are you talking about Crimson Phoenix?
00:09:52With its help, it would be impossible to stop you even if the guild leader sent people to protect Daeron.
00:09:58Great! With the guardian's help, that piece of trash isn't my match.
00:10:02Remember, you must retrieve the token by any means necessary, even if you have to kill Daeron.
00:10:20I split the sky with only my hand. None of my peers are able to do this. My talent is
00:10:26the greatest of this era.
00:10:28But even among legendaries, few could rival it. The cultivation in Hexalo Guild is unique.
00:10:34I would suffer backlash if no partner was founded. I won't let that happen.
00:10:39Truly, Daeron has a fool's luck. He probably doesn't even know it.
00:10:43It was only because of his uselessness that I chose him.
00:10:47Only when I defeat all geniuses with him at the grand celebration will my true abilities be proven.
00:10:58Only when I defeat all geniuses with him.
00:10:59Hey, why are you slacking off? Did you feed Jerry?
00:11:02Me slacking off? I've just attained enlightenment and mastered a sword technique.
00:11:07Yet all he cares about is his chicken. He'd be scared if he found out I mastered the founder's technique.
00:11:13The heaven splitting technique.
00:11:15Stop daydreaming. Go and feed Jerry.
00:11:20Okay, got it.
00:11:27Are you crazy?
00:11:28What's wrong?
00:11:29This is a whole month's worth of food.
00:11:32One grain is enough for a day.
00:11:34Just one grain?
00:11:35That's right.
00:11:38It's no use complaining. You'll get indigestion if you eat too much.
00:11:41I knew he was poor, but I never imagined he was this poor.
00:11:46Indigestion is the least of the chickens worry.
00:11:49Here, catch.
00:11:57I have a question.
00:11:59It's just a chicken.
00:12:00Why do you care so much about it?
00:12:02It's not just a chicken.
00:12:04Is it not?
00:12:05Jerry is a phoenix.
00:12:06A phoenix?
00:12:07But it's a chicken.
00:12:08Not only is he lazy, but he also loves to bluff.
00:12:11How could a chicken be a phoenix?
00:12:18Darren, I'll kill you now!
00:12:23Young people these days have such short tempers.
00:12:26You destroyed my door.
00:12:28Pay up.
00:12:29He's acting crazy to delay time.
00:12:31Stop wasting time and kill him.
00:12:35Don't worry.
00:12:36I'll pay for your funeral instead.
00:12:42Darren is in the beginner stage.
00:12:44He can't block it.
00:12:45I have to help him.
00:12:51He dodged it?!
00:12:53Gosh, don't step on the biggest piece.
00:12:55I can still repair it.
00:13:06Watch your step.
00:13:07You have to pay extra if you step on it.
00:13:11Was it a coincidence?
00:13:12Or was it the guild leader's men?
00:13:14To avoid any further complications,
00:13:17I should ask for the Guardian's help.
00:13:20I wanted to give you a quick death,
00:13:22but I've changed my mind.
00:13:23This is your own fault.
00:13:25To tell you the truth.
00:13:26To kill you.
00:13:26My father summoned the Guardian.
00:13:28Oh no.
00:13:29The Guardian not only has deep cultivation,
00:13:32but also has the blood of Ancient Phoenix,
00:13:34making it extremely cruel.
00:13:36Darren will definitely be killed by it.
00:13:38Will the Guardian spare Darren if I reveal my identity?
00:13:43Please show yourself Crimson Phoenix!
00:13:46Kill this bastard for Hexalo Guild!
00:14:05It's here.
00:14:06It's the Guardian.
00:14:09Time to die, Darren.
00:14:12Greetings, my lord.
00:14:13That's Darren Wagner.
00:14:15Please kill him, my lord.
00:14:19That's bad.
00:14:22Stop it, Phoenix.
00:14:24I have no choice but to reveal my identity to protect Darren.
00:14:31An ancient Phoenix,
00:14:33so it triggered yesterday's strange phenomenon.
00:14:35Now I've accidentally barged into its turf.
00:14:38I'm dead readily-
00:14:48My-my lord.
00:14:59Huh?
00:15:00What?
00:15:02What's going on?
00:15:07oh no it really is an ancient phoenix how dare gary trick me into barging on its turf
00:15:11none of my ashes would remain if it were to breathe fire
00:15:16jared the red bird i'm the guardian of hexalo guild how dare he refer to me as that wait a
00:15:23second what did he call the ancient phoenix jerry he didn't object to that ridiculous name either
00:15:29fine he can call me whatever it's better than dying wait what did he just say did he just ask
00:15:36that old hen not to do the guardian he even called it the red bird darren you must have a
00:15:43death wish
00:15:44you bastard how dare you call the guardian the red bird mr stein in my opinion the guardian descended
00:15:51not because it was afraid of this brat it must be because the guardian recently ascended and its
00:15:56magical power is not flowing smoothly so it descended to rest the guardian must have
00:16:00recovered now darren how dare you be so disrespectful to the guardian you're dead meat
00:16:06my lord you're the guild's guardian you're a noble beast do not tolerate his insults if you kill him
00:16:13my family will surely reward you please eliminate this pest for the guild are these two idiots do
00:16:21they have any idea what they're talking about that man treated the ancient phoenix like a chicken
00:16:27i don't care if you want to die but don't drag me dash even a single feather could crush him
00:16:33please kill him
00:16:44my lord why did you hit us we're not darren but my lord you have the wrong people
00:16:50no i had the right people what's going on is the guardian protecting darren but why did it protect
00:16:56him could it be because of the founder's token crimson phoenix is the guild's guardian and darren has the
00:17:02founder's token that's why the guardian listens to him yes that must be hey red bird don't kill them
00:17:12they haven't paid me back yet why is he still thinking about that door it's broken into pieces
00:17:19repairing it will be difficult damn it why is the guardian following his orders i can only give up
00:17:25now oh darren no mr wagner it's just a door we'll pay you back yeah we'll definitely pay you this
00:17:32door
00:17:32isn't made of ordinary wood it was made with thunderwood it is resistant to the weather changes
00:17:37in temperature and has a protective effect you can't buy it thunderwood there's no way even if
00:17:43i sold both of you you couldn't afford it it's just a door there's no way it's that expensive
00:17:47is he going to ask for all our money fortunately the main materials are fine i can piece them back
00:17:53together that's great then how much will it cost to repair let's see it's your first offense so i won't
00:18:00ask for much i'll charge you five million spirit stones for repairs what five million spirit stones
00:18:18this is too few it won't be enough that's why is he complaining
00:18:26oh no he's not satisfied with them
00:18:38fine it's not worth much but the color is all right i can pave a path with it so i
00:18:42don't have to
00:18:43step in mud you're using it to pave a path those are phoenix crystals formed from the crimson phoenix's
00:18:49fire over centuries each piece is priceless as expected he is just a fool how could he waste such a
00:19:05treasure
00:19:06your holiness it recognized me after all since that's the case i'll ask it directly
00:19:13why is the arrogant guardians suddenly acting so obedient
00:19:21crimson phoenix you're the guild's guardian yet you're so obedient
00:19:25again could it be because of it
00:19:29no wonder i was wondering why the saint is doing chores here i get it now
00:19:37yes it is because of it so it was the founder's token after all i was correct
00:19:44truth to be told if it wants to kill me
00:19:46it can do it in a second but being able to stay here might also be a great opportunity
00:19:52the token can decide crimson phoenix's fate it can even grant an opportunity how come i never knew about
00:19:59it it seems he isn't entirely useless to me if i take him as my partner during the blind celebration
00:20:06not only will i receive the support of the guardian but i'll also have an opportunity awaiting me
00:20:14my lord
00:20:15perhaps we can work together to seize that opportunity
00:20:19from now on let's pretend we don't know each other
00:20:23i understand
00:20:25i totally get her
00:20:27she's probably
00:20:28disguising herself to gain the favor of that man to obtain some opportunity
00:20:35red bird start a fire
00:20:36i want to boil water
00:20:42its fire could even melt glaciers instantly
00:20:46i can't believe he's using the token to boss the guardian around
00:20:52hey stop slacking off
00:20:53we're running out of firewood
00:20:55go chop the firewood
00:20:58okay i got it
00:21:14gosh why is he so stingy why won't he replace this dull machete
00:21:20that's impossible
00:21:21this pattern and aura
00:21:23this is the branch of the legendary greasel tree that raised the great sun bird
00:21:28oh my goodness
00:21:30the indestructible greasel tree is being used as firewood
00:21:34gosh red bird you're so useless
00:21:37whatever jerry you do it
00:21:39jerry you do it
00:21:57what a blessed opportunity
00:21:58no wonder the saint has gave up her comfortable life to pretend to be a maid
00:22:03it turns out that everything here even if it is mundane chores was an extraordinary opportunity
00:22:11what is wrong with you
00:22:12what is wrong with you
00:22:13stopping an eyesore
00:22:14got it
00:22:16so what if the machete is dull
00:22:18as long as i have the technique i can chop anything
00:22:26split in half
00:22:31i obtained the ancient phoenix's fire by starting a fire
00:22:35while she honed her sword technique by chopping wood
00:22:38there are so many opportunities to grow here
00:22:43the heaven splitting technique
00:22:46the heaven splitting technique
00:22:47as expected
00:22:47i'm a one in a million genius
00:22:49it's incredible that i honed the heaven splitting technique from chopping wood
00:22:53don't worry darren
00:22:55even if you're only in the beginner stage
00:22:57i can protect you with my unrivaled sword techniques
00:23:01father i have failed my mission to retrieve the founder's token
00:23:04who knew that the token could even command the guardian beast
00:23:07i misjudged it
00:23:09thankfully
00:23:10father what do you mean
00:23:11it's fine that you couldn't get the token
00:23:13i already secretly poisoned guild leader yvette with the aphrodisiac amore powder
00:23:21using our guild's secret art i'll turn her into a vessel
00:23:25and drain away her ascendant stage cultivation
00:23:28by then i'll become the top of hexalo guild
00:23:31even if darren holds the founder's token
00:23:33this hexalo guild is still destined to belong to us
00:23:41i never should have taken in that lazy little servant
00:23:47now i can't even enjoy a bath
00:23:48hot spring feels so dull
00:23:50nothing compared to celestial water
00:23:59the poison has reached my heart
00:24:02even my ascendant cultivation is about to self-destruct along with me
00:24:09i guess this will be the lucky brat
00:24:18pretend that nothing happened tonight
00:24:26you're temptress
00:24:27where did you come from
00:24:29dammit
00:24:30his emotions didn't fluctuate at all
00:24:32no
00:24:33he lacks cultivation
00:24:34but he's not without power
00:24:40what kind of level is this
00:24:42my ascendant stage cultivation is nothing compared to his
00:24:47you were poisoned with a moray powder
00:24:49yet dared to absorb my power recklessly
00:24:51if something happened to you here
00:24:53how will i bathe
00:25:04what the pairing power inside my body is running on its own uncontrollably
00:25:13this thread of power is guiding me through a full circulation cycle on its own
00:25:18you
00:25:19you
00:25:33you
00:25:35you
00:25:35you
00:25:36you
00:25:36you
00:25:42you
00:25:48you
00:25:51you
00:25:53you
00:25:53you
00:26:05you
00:26:07you
00:26:09become your exclusive cultivation vessel unconditionally stop sir am i not beautiful
00:26:17enough to catch your eye clean cook and serve me there's already someone serving me right now
00:26:23a useless servant who can't do anything right and just mooch off me having one like that feels
00:26:28wasteful enough the women of hexalo guild are all so bizarre all they want is to mooch off me
00:26:33what's the world coming to a useless servant wait a cultivator like him already has a personal
00:26:40servant by his side when it comes to pairing techniques how can i lose today he would have
00:26:47thought a reclusive like this was living in our guild once i return expose the traitor who poisoned me
00:26:52and purge the guild i'll personally come visit him i want to see for myself just how beautiful
00:26:58that servant is to dare compete with me for this privilege judging by the time father has probably
00:27:12already subdued yvette by now once father drains all of yvette's understoken even the lofty saintess
00:27:19stacy won't escape the palm of my hand i'll make her be my exclusive cultivation vessel where she will
00:27:24be living in a waking nightmare father you're back has yvette's ascendant stage cultivation already become
00:27:37yours we failed if that showed no signs of being poisoned at all what not poisoned how's it possible
00:27:49how's it possible father could she be pretending to be normal impossible how could i not notice if she
00:27:56were suppressing the poison first we fail these happening back to back yvette has likely become
00:28:02suspicious already father what should we do now if yvette investigates and traces it back to us we are both
00:28:10doomed if we can't do it through righteous means then i guess i can't help being ruthless at this point
00:28:18we
00:28:18can only ally ourselves with the demonic guilds demonic guilds exactly with the demonic guilds backing
00:28:25us hexalo guild will still belong to us both i was ambushed late at night and only just returned
00:28:37yet dory rushed over impatiently to see me looks like he's documented everything but didn't factor in
00:28:43a chance of meeting that meeting now i've already reached the full ascendant stage with your early
00:28:48ascendant cultivation you won't be able to stir up any real waves no matter what still i shouldn't
00:28:54alert the enemy too soon i'll wait until he reveals all his cards then wipe out everyone behind him in
00:29:00one
00:29:11fell swoops that moon is practically a descended immortal he merely granted me a thread of power
00:29:16and cultivated with me yet it could have thought our guild was hiding such a supreme recluse this is my
00:29:22destined opportunity i must find a way to stay by his side wait since he chose to live in seclusion
00:29:31and hides his cultivation so perfectly he must enjoy peace and quiet and dislikes exposing his identity
00:29:36if i go charging over to outer peak with great fanfare it'll definitely cause a huge uproar within the
00:29:42guild i'd only ruin things if i upset him instead i need a different identity something more low-key
00:30:05this looks much more modest should i use a spell to cover it up a little make it smaller
00:30:11no i can't hide it this is my advantage why should i cover it up anyone who can be his
00:30:17servant at his
00:30:18side must surely be a peerless beauty but i doubt i'm inferior be it in beauty figure or compassion
00:30:25i don't care if that servant is a goddess i won't admit defeat
00:30:30i'll personally go and meet this woman myself
00:30:33no i can't hide it
00:30:42what is this blurt nourishing
00:30:48where are the herbs they melted while stewing
00:30:52and the mushrooms
00:30:56same thing
00:31:06there's too much sugar
00:31:08it's a flavor enhancer
00:31:09too much ginger too
00:31:10that was to ward off the cold
00:31:13why is the bottom burnt
00:31:15but that's called smoky flavor
00:31:17forget it
00:31:18go to the guild's marketplace
00:31:20and buy some normal seasonings
00:31:22what you think it tastes good
00:31:24and not more
00:31:25myself from now on
00:31:26if you keep cooking like this
00:31:27even jerry would rather starve
00:31:30how dare you darren
00:31:32i the saint has personally made soup for you
00:31:35and you still dare complain
00:31:36once you level of my true identity
00:31:38you realize this is your life's greatest honor
00:31:47fine i'll buy them
00:31:53just wait darren
00:31:55you'll regret this
00:32:03darren enlightening oneself beneath the roach or tree
00:32:07using dawnwood as firewood
00:32:09drawing celestial water
00:32:10these descriptions are way too exaggerated
00:32:13bald phoenix
00:32:15he chases insects with a straw fan
00:32:18loves tea and sleeping
00:32:21is this talking about darren
00:32:23boundless magical power
00:32:25reaching heaven and earth
00:32:26that useless beginner stage bum
00:32:45this description sounds way too much like darren
00:32:49some bored troublemaker probably made this up
00:32:52based on some lazy guy living on the mountain
00:32:55more likely it's one of darren's own pranks
00:32:58i'll ask him when i get back
00:33:13sir nice to see you again
00:33:15who are you
00:33:16i was ambushed and poisoned last night
00:33:19i had no choice
00:33:20i specifically came today to thank you for saving my life
00:33:24no need for that
00:33:25i didn't plan to save you
00:33:27you were just in the way of my bath
00:33:28it's nothing
00:33:29you can go
00:33:30sir you saved my life
00:33:32can i stay here and serve you to repay your kindness
00:33:35stop stop
00:33:36i already have someone who's useless at everything and mooching off me
00:33:39just as i thought
00:33:41there really is a woman by his side
00:33:43but it seems that she happens to be away right now
00:33:48i see
00:33:49that woman is a sword cultivator
00:33:51sword cultivators are always cold and emotionless
00:33:54she's nothing compared to me
00:33:57and judging by the size
00:33:58she doesn't seem very impressive
00:34:00in terms of assets and proportions
00:34:02i definitely have the upper hand
00:34:04sir
00:34:05i can't very well come all this way for nothing
00:34:07allow me to help tidy up your courtyard
00:34:10suit yourself
00:34:11just don't disturb my sleep
00:34:15oh you're much more capable than that clumsy little servant
00:34:19thank you sir
00:34:19my talents go far beyond that
00:34:46this food really does taste better than the meals that girl makes
00:34:50if you like it
00:34:51i can cook for you every day
00:34:52of course it's only a little better than hers
00:34:55it's nowhere as good as the meals in the mystic palace
00:34:59someone's coming
00:35:00and this aura seems kind of familiar
00:35:02i'm lying low right now
00:35:04if guild members recognize me
00:35:06it'll only cause trouble
00:35:07sir
00:35:07i suddenly remembered some unfinished matters
00:35:10i'll come back later to serve you
00:35:12that crazy lady really is jumpy
00:35:22what's all this
00:35:23lunch today tasted pretty good
00:35:26who made it
00:35:27a woman who
00:35:28who
00:35:28just a very capable woman
00:35:30she's efficient and cooks well
00:35:31look around
00:35:32it's way cleaner now
00:35:35she even touched my clothes
00:35:37that woman cleaned the courtyard
00:35:39cooped and even went through my personal clothes
00:35:42what did she look like
00:35:43tell me carefully
00:35:44pretty tall wearing a green dress
00:35:46as for her figure
00:35:48she's a lot more built than you
00:35:52was that woman comparing herself to my figure
00:35:55mr. wagner
00:35:56did that woman say why she came here
00:35:58i think she did
00:35:59she said something about coming every day to serve me
00:36:02coming every day to serve you
00:36:03yes i told her not to but she insisted
00:36:06mr. wagner
00:36:07i'm your official servant
00:36:08wait
00:36:08what am i even saying
00:36:10i'm the saintess of hexalo guild
00:36:11a natural spirit genius
00:36:13who comprehended the heaven splitting technique overnight
00:36:16since when did i become a servant
00:36:18and i'm even competing with others
00:36:20to serve this useless man
00:36:21you're too lazy and gluttonous
00:36:23and clearly not as good as her
00:36:24no
00:36:25whoever she is
00:36:26i was here first
00:36:27she came out of nowhere
00:36:28she's probably after the founder's token
00:36:30that darren has
00:36:31i'm going to move in here
00:36:32i'm the one who takes care of you
00:36:34don't just casually let outsiders in
00:36:36why are you so worked up
00:36:38i'm not kicking you out
00:36:39but your cooking really isn't as good as hers
00:36:46oh right mr. wagner
00:36:48when i went down the mountain today
00:36:49i found a stone steely halfway down
00:36:52carved on it were words saying
00:36:53boundless magical power
00:36:55reaching heavens
00:36:56loves tea and sleeping
00:36:57and has a bold phoenix
00:37:00mr. wagner
00:37:01don't you think that sounds a lot like you
00:37:03sounds like me
00:37:04that steely was erected 10,000 years ago
00:37:07in my honor by your guild's founder
00:37:08darren is seriously addicted to bragging
00:37:11a beginner cultivator living for 10,000 years
00:37:14please
00:37:14that steely was probably something he made himself
00:37:17copying ancient legends
00:37:19and because he's afraid someone will steal the founder's token
00:37:22he's dragging out the founder to bluff people
00:37:31my sword cultivation talent is unrivaled through the ages
00:37:34quick near cook
00:37:35if i'm going to become a chef
00:37:37then i'll become the best
00:37:44staying up all night wasn't for nothing after all
00:37:54well
00:37:55much better than before
00:37:58of course it's still far far worse than what that woman made yesterday
00:38:07much better than before
00:38:10but it's still not as good as what that woman made yesterday
00:38:19it's written on the stained steely to use celestial water
00:38:23how could this well water be anything like that
00:38:26if it really is celestial water
00:38:28why is darren still at beginner stage despite drinking it every day
00:38:41today i'll make sure to impress mr wagner
00:38:45using my treasured aeon spirit core
00:38:47i specially bring internal balance
00:38:49still something strange
00:38:51whenever i ask mr wagner what that servant looks like
00:38:54he just says she's a plain young girl who's bad at cooking
00:38:59it makes me wonder what does she actually look like
00:39:08mr wagner i've prepared a new dish
00:39:10seven star spirit stew
00:39:12give it a try
00:39:17not bad
00:39:18as long as you like it
00:39:19i'll make different dishes for you every day
00:39:37it's just as i thought
00:39:38in terms of proportions
00:39:40she's no match for me
00:39:42mr wagner that servant of yours isn't here today
00:39:46she left at dawn
00:39:47lately she's been researching cooking techniques until late at night
00:39:50see me as a rival
00:39:52however when it comes to cooking or looking after someone
00:39:56she's miles behind my level
00:39:58she even claimed that she's my official servant
00:40:00and that i shouldn't just let anyone in
00:40:02an official servant
00:40:04she's got some nerve
00:40:05while she likely has some talent to stay by mr wagner's side
00:40:09she's still a novice compared to me
00:40:16i'll leave a mark of my presence
00:40:18that servant needs to understand
00:40:19that she isn't the only one looking after mr wagner here
00:40:37and cook
00:40:38she even left something behind on purpose
00:40:41she's actually challenging me
00:40:46was she here again
00:40:49she brought a seven star spirit stew today
00:40:51it was delicious
00:40:54better than mine
00:40:55you you've improved quite a lot lately
00:40:58darren you're unbelievable
00:40:59how dare you take another woman's side
00:41:03i don't care who you are
00:41:05i'll personally wait for you tomorrow
00:41:07i'll set things straight with you once and for all
00:41:20this time
00:41:23mr wagner breakfast is ready
00:41:25it's on the table
00:41:26i'm off to the market for supplies
00:41:28so eat it while it's hot
00:41:33it's time to see who this vixen actually is
00:41:36i'm going to sit here and wait
00:41:38when she walks in
00:41:40i'll cut your red-handed
00:41:47i specially prepared this jade marrow nectar
00:41:50it's crystal clear elves
00:41:52how could that servant ever compete with me
00:41:57ms reese mr stein is here to see you
00:42:03gary got here faster than i expected
00:42:06mr stein what brings you here so urgently
00:42:09ms reese
00:42:10i have a pressing matter to discuss
00:42:12i just held a meeting with the high council
00:42:15by unanimous agreement
00:42:16we have decided to move the grand celebration forward
00:42:19to the beginning of next month
00:42:21the timing of this event is set by tradition
00:42:23his sudden push to move it forward is rather suspicious
00:42:26the grand celebration is a grand event
00:42:29moving it forward requires extensive preparation
00:42:32i will give the high council's proposal my full consideration
00:42:36the high council is in full agreement
00:42:38i suggest you start preparing immediately
00:42:40farewell ms reese
00:42:49that old fox
00:42:50does he truly think i'd let the council hall go unchecked
00:42:58my lord
00:42:58as long as you help me take over hexalo guild
00:43:01i'll pledge hexalo's total loyalty to the demonic guild
00:43:04the grand celebration early next month
00:43:06will be the perfect time for us to strike together
00:43:10carrie how dare you conspire with the council
00:43:13to side with the demonic guild
00:43:15no wonder you push the grand celebration forward
00:43:21stacy come see me at once
00:43:22it's an emergency
00:43:28as for mr wagner
00:43:30he'll just have to wait for now
00:43:36it's already moon
00:43:37where is that vixen
00:43:38i swear i'll catch her red-handed
00:43:43it's an emergency
00:43:44why is mother summoning me now
00:43:46she even used a premium message sigil
00:43:54that woman got lucky
00:43:55i'll let you go for now
00:44:04mother what's wrong
00:44:06see for yourself
00:44:16gary that old bastard
00:44:18how'd you stop
00:44:20striking now will only force the demonic guild to attack early
00:44:23other than conspiring with the demonic guild a while back
00:44:26gary recently poisoned me with a mori powder
00:44:29that's a banned substance
00:44:30without a powerful partner's pairing powers
00:44:33you would have died
00:44:34mother
00:44:37fortunately the heavens have not abandoned us
00:44:39i encountered a reclusive expert who saved my life and healed me completely
00:44:44so that's what happened
00:44:45mother
00:44:46how do you plan to deal with gary
00:44:49doesn't he want the grand celebration at the start of next month
00:44:54i'll grant his wish
00:45:00but mother
00:45:01the demon lord is a transcendent stage powerhouse
00:45:05even if we prepare
00:45:06we won't be able to
00:45:07ascendant
00:45:08to the expert who saved me
00:45:09the demon lord is nothing but a pest
00:45:16that's full ascendant stage
00:45:19you ascended three stages in a row and reached full ascendant stage
00:45:23indeed
00:45:23this is the massive boon that expert bestowed upon me
00:45:26i can't believe such an incredible expert exists
00:45:29recently i've been working hard to earn his favor
00:45:32if i can convince him to attend the grand celebration
00:45:36the demonic guild will be crushed
00:45:38with the snuff of his fingers
00:45:43stacy
00:45:44with the grand ceremony coming up
00:45:45have you selected a cultivation partner yet?
00:45:51don't worry my place and follows orders well
00:45:54that's fine
00:45:55with your natural spirit you don't need to rely on so-called prodigies
00:45:58just follow your heart
00:45:59with the expert's presence
00:46:01neither the demonic guild
00:46:03nor anyone else will be able to disrupt the grand celebration
00:46:06mother
00:46:07i'd like to meet that expert someday too
00:46:10of course
00:46:11if i manage to stay by mr wagner's side
00:46:13it's only natural for stacy to meet him as well
00:46:16remember
00:46:17don't alert the enemy before the grand celebration
00:46:20just act like you know nothing about gary's plan
00:46:23yes mother
00:46:30mr wagner
00:46:31let's use this nectar
00:46:32can only be sent some other time
00:46:36i was away for ages
00:46:37i hope that vixen hasn't paid him a visit yet
00:46:48was that woman here today?
00:46:51obviously not
00:46:52if she were here
00:46:53would i be forced to endure this torture?
00:46:58it's horrible
00:46:59darren i woke up before dawn and made three attempts just to prepare this porridge
00:47:04how could you just insult it like this?
00:47:07why didn't she come?
00:47:09did she say anything?
00:47:11why didn't she come?
00:47:13did she say anything?
00:47:13who knows?
00:47:14as for you, this porridge isn't much better than your last attempt
00:47:18fine!
00:47:19be that way, grand celebration
00:47:20i'll choose you as my partner
00:47:22i can't wait to see if a man like you
00:47:25who treats me like a servant all day
00:47:27will beg on your knees for mercy
00:47:30what's so funny?
00:47:56what's so funny?
00:48:15thank you, mr wagner
00:48:19mr wagner
00:48:24mr wagner
00:48:24hexalor guild will be holding the grand celebration in a few days
00:48:28you have to attend
00:48:29why should i?
00:48:30i'm not looking for a partner
00:48:31what if someone chooses you as their partner?
00:48:34why should i?
00:48:35i'm not looking for a partner
00:48:36what if someone chooses you as their partner?
00:48:39i'm not interested
00:48:40either way, you have to go!
00:48:45but let's get one thing straight
00:48:46you promised that as soon as the grand ceremony is over, you'd leave
00:48:50by then you'd better pack your bags and leave
00:48:51don't stay here and bother me anymore
00:48:53you've nearly finished off all my food
00:48:56damn, you're unbelievable
00:48:58i've spent the past few days serving you
00:49:00yet you're only focused on kicking me out
00:49:05relax, mr wagner
00:49:06once the grand celebration is over, i promise
00:49:09i'll give you an unforgettable surprise
00:49:14the saintess will definitely choose me as her cultivation partner
00:49:18you, as if
00:49:19i've prepared a heavenly relic as a wedding
00:49:22fools
00:49:22they're still dreaming of their happily ever after
00:49:25you're wise, mr nelson
00:49:26mr gary has already laid out a foolproof plan
00:49:29the demonic guild's troops are lying in wait
00:49:32it doesn't matter who the saintess stacy chooses today
00:49:35when the sun sets, these so-called prodigies will be annihilated by the demonic guild
00:49:41still, i would prefer if stacy chooses me in front of everyone
00:49:46once our grand plan succeeds
00:49:48it'll feel more justified when i finally get to claim
00:49:51that high and mighty saint as for myself
00:50:08oh, i bet you had no idea
00:50:10that the servant you looked down on and ordered around to do menial chores
00:50:14is actually the saintess of hexalo guild
00:50:19just wait until i announce your name in front of this crowd
00:50:22i can't wait to see that lazy and indifferent mask of yours shatter
00:50:27your reaction is going to be absolutely legendary
00:50:40let the grand celadonely show up on these grounds today to announce her chosen cultivation partner
00:50:49stacy, it'd be wise for you to know your place and choose me
00:51:19stacy, announce your decision
00:51:21darren, let's see if you can sleep through this
00:51:24my cultivation partner is
00:51:31the hollow cultivator
00:51:32darren wagner
00:51:39darren wagner, that piece of trash
00:51:57hey, darren, wake up
00:52:02darren, how dare you sleep at a time like this
00:52:04just wait until you open your eyes and realize that the servant who cooked your meals is actually the saintess
00:52:10i bet you'll lose your mind
00:52:12i bet you'll lose your mind
00:52:14hey, homie, it's too far from the mask
00:52:16she's gorgeous
00:52:18dammit
00:52:23who, me?
00:52:29who, me?
00:52:30who, me?
00:52:34oh, it's you
00:52:36i'm literally hexalo guild saintess
00:52:38i'm the woman of everyone's dreams
00:52:41yet he's not surprised at all
00:52:42is he actually blind?
00:52:45oh, it's you
00:52:50mr wagner
00:52:53i am hexalo guild's leader yvette
00:52:55greetings mr wagner
00:52:56thank you for gracing this event with your presence today
00:53:10she even called him mr wagner
00:53:12this, this is pure madness
00:53:20mom, you
00:53:21what did you just call him?
00:53:22stacy, this is the expert i told you about
00:53:26haven't you always wanted to meet him?
00:53:28come on
00:53:29pay your respects
00:53:32wait, you're related?
00:53:34that explains it
00:53:35when you two were taking turns cooking and cleaning for me
00:53:38i noticed you were quite similar
00:53:39i never guessed you were mother and daughter
00:53:42i have to say
00:53:43the gap in your cooking skills is massive
00:53:45one is tolerable at best
00:53:46while the other basically bruised poison
00:53:49please stay
00:53:50was stacy? was my mom?
00:53:53these proportions don't look like much
00:53:55i've clearly won in terms of figure
00:53:58oh my god
00:53:59i actually used my daughter's clothes to compare our sizes
00:54:02i even felt like i beat her
00:54:05that vixen
00:54:06not only did she clean and cook
00:54:08she even left something behind on purpose
00:54:11she's actually challenging me
00:54:13someone saved me
00:54:15i actually called my mom a vixen
00:54:16i was even jealous of my mother just for the chance to cook for darren
00:54:23if darren was the hidden expert who saved my mother's life and helped her ascend three stages
00:54:30then everything i went through ascended past the bottleneck i faced for three months with just a sip of well
00:54:36water
00:54:37only someone with my talent could refine such spiritual energy and break through my limits
00:54:44with my natural spirit and clear mind i might be even better than hexalo's founder
00:54:54i really am a once in a billion talent
00:54:56to think i mastered the heaven splitting technique while chopping wood
00:55:00its name is jerry but it's an ancient phoenix
00:55:02how could this gray scruffy chicken be an ancient phoenix?
00:55:08it wasn't because i was talented
00:55:11i'm not legendary prodigy either
00:55:15turns out
00:55:16the mat i slept on
00:55:18the chicken i fed and the wood i chopped
00:55:20they were all blessings in disguise
00:55:24yet i actually thought i was just naturally gifted
00:55:28kill me now
00:55:29what on earth was i thinking?
00:55:32what's wrong?
00:55:33why is your face so red?
00:55:47ridiculous! this is absolutely ridiculous!
00:55:50mr wagner? yvette? it seems you've completely lost your mind!
00:55:53the whole hexalo has gone insane!
00:55:56what happened?
00:56:03since hexalo's fate is sealed
00:56:05i will tear down these skies and forge a new era myself
00:56:31it's also the final hour for every prodigy gathered on these grounds
00:56:41stacy
00:56:42you'd actually chose a piece of trash over me
00:56:44i'll give you one last chance
00:56:46get over here right now and serve as my personal cultivation vessel
00:56:50otherwise i'll make sure everyone watches
00:56:52as i make you suffer a fate worse than damn
00:57:00demonic energy?
00:57:01hexalo guild colluded with the demonic guild
00:57:03they've set up an ambush to wipe us out!
00:57:06run!
00:57:06leave
00:57:15you're nothing but pathetic rabble
00:57:17how dare you overstep your bounds
00:57:37she reached full ascendant stage?
00:57:40that's impossible!
00:57:45you only ascended to early ascendant stage a few days ago
00:57:48how could you possible reach full ascendant stage in just a-
00:57:51ha! impressive yvette!
00:57:53no wonder you're so confident today
00:57:57my lord please show us your power!
00:57:59my lord please show us your power!
00:58:15yvette!
00:58:16did you think reaching full ascendant stage is enough to turn the tide?
00:58:20the demon lord is a transcendent stage legend
00:58:23and an invincible existence
00:58:25oh guild submit to me
00:58:29mr wagner
00:58:31you're so noisy
00:58:34you youngsters are full of hot air these days
00:58:37jerry get to work
00:58:43a chicken?
00:58:45isn't that the scruffy chicken that pecks people?
00:58:48darren have you lost your mind from fear?
00:58:50don't tell me you think that chicken can stop the demon lord!
00:59:06don't tell me you think that chicken can stop the demon lord!
00:59:10what is this?
00:59:11it's a phoenix
00:59:13it's a phoenix!
00:59:13an ancient phoenix?
00:59:23no!
00:59:36how could this be?
00:59:37my lord!
00:59:38a monster!
00:59:41the demon lord died in one hit
00:59:42it seems jerry really is an ancient phoenix
00:59:45nicely done!
00:59:47tonight i'll reward you with two grains of rice
00:59:50you
00:59:50you
00:59:50all
00:59:50Let's go.
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