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Summer Situationship (2024) - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules! Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:23Oh.
00:01:24You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:28Can you?
00:01:29No.
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:02:00Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group of Blake Jules.
00:02:07Okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before
00:02:17things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41No.
00:02:42Open.
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:57Whoa!
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:09Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can't.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:23I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:28Emmett!
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules?
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:42Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:46Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, um...
00:03:59Let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What, are you a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me
00:04:24never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing
00:04:31this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what, I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leak that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:15Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:18How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:28After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:40Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:00Oh!
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noe.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:39I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:46And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to say.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:20Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01Oh!
00:09:01No!
00:09:01No!
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:14Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything!
00:09:33I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noe.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm gonna call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a
00:09:47ring.
00:09:48Mia?
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What?
00:09:56You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:19Or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:28I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:43What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:49I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:57Tell her, Noah.
00:10:59Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:16Mia?
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:12:01You're right.
00:12:03Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:07You're fired.
00:12:13You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:16Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:18Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:21Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:25You fired me.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:32You're so hot.
00:12:33I love when you're ticklish.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:12:49Noah?
00:12:50You come over here.
00:12:51Now!
00:12:57Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude.
00:13:03It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:14Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:35Fight!
00:13:37What the hell?
00:13:39What the fuck are you...
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:47Fuck me.
00:13:51Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:14:01Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:14:09You're crazy!
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby.
00:14:17Give it to me!
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:21I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah!
00:14:28Come out right now!
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules!
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules!
00:14:34Oh, I'm coming!
00:14:36For the third time!
00:14:37Oh, come on, baby!
00:14:40Show me what you got!
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt!
00:14:46Hand me your shirt!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:47Now!
00:14:48Now!
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?!
00:15:06Yeah!
00:15:07Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:11You fucking bitch!
00:15:12You can't stay here!
00:15:14You don't work for me anymore!
00:15:15Take it up with Noah.
00:15:18This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:25you're wrong.
00:15:27I'm gonna make your life hell!
00:15:36Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what?
00:15:39I should thank you.
00:15:40Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait.
00:15:47I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what?
00:15:52Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you.
00:15:54Let's make a bet.
00:15:54We're the last two candidates for the Lehman Internship.
00:15:57Right?
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58What about it?
00:16:00If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:23We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmett, get out.
00:16:33Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts.
00:16:44I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:56Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:57Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:02Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:11Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:20Not yet.
00:17:21I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:30This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:36I'll do it.
00:17:38Great.
00:17:44Let's seal the deal.
00:18:08Let's seal the deal.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:26No boners.
00:18:27You know I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:34Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:38I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:43You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:55I have one.
00:18:58No one touches you but me.
00:19:03You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:12So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:25Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:31Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:36You kicked me out.
00:19:38Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:46At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:53Do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:02I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:04I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Come on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:12Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:17Dinner is serving.
00:20:23Let's fucking go!
00:20:26Yay!
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:36I spilled.
00:20:38Emmet?
00:20:39You want to help?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:41Yeah?
00:20:50Look at Jules's squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:21:04Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules.
00:21:12Take your shirt off.
00:21:26Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:29I'm gonna go.
00:21:30I'm gonna go.
00:21:30About to troll again.
00:21:31Where I been?
00:21:31That shit never know.
00:21:33Trumpies rolling in.
00:21:34Look it's go.
00:21:34Losers gotta go.
00:21:36I'm gonna tear it again.
00:21:37I can't stop.
00:21:37No, I cannot go.
00:21:39Oops.
00:21:41Spilled a little.
00:21:44Jules.
00:21:45I'm still thirsty.
00:21:49I'm still thirsty.
00:21:56Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:59I have to go.
00:22:09If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:15Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:22Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:44Now you're gonna strip from us?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight.
00:23:03I'll take the couch.
00:23:26What are you doing here?
00:23:28And where is Noah?
00:23:31Are you all sore?
00:23:32From getting your back blown out last night.
00:23:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:37Whatever.
00:23:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:42Mia's your best friend.
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:47People contain multitudes.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:12Like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:37What are you doing?
00:24:39Taking a shower.
00:24:43Remember.
00:24:45No don't win.
00:24:47You wish.
00:24:52Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:55I got some friends coming over.
00:24:57Meet me at the pool.
00:25:10What's with this guy?
00:25:11One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:13Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:22Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:48Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:52Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:58You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:08Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:12Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:20We're not taking a vote.
00:26:21We're not on Survivor.
00:26:22Alright?
00:26:23What?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:26A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew!
00:26:28That's so boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding!
00:26:32Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:44We used to be best friends.
00:26:46Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:50We did used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:58What?
00:26:59It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:04What are you talking about?
00:27:06I never said anything about save it.
00:27:09Herf's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:21I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett.
00:27:33This one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:41They can?
00:27:42I never said that.
00:27:44Mia did.
00:27:44She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:53Hey!
00:27:54I made good money for these.
00:27:57Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:58Jules will never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:01Really?
00:28:02Cause this one's about you, Noe.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:12Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:15You said that about me?
00:28:18I-I can explain.
00:28:20Save your breath.
00:28:30Bitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:34I-I-I...
00:28:40Ah!
00:28:46You're so hot.
00:28:47Say that again with your shirt off.
00:28:54Mom.
00:29:02Mom.
00:29:12Yo!
00:29:14Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:18No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:19Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:29:23She'll come crawling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:33You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:36Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules.
00:29:38I don't know what's going on.
00:29:39What do you mean, Jules?
00:29:40It's pretty fucking clear.
00:29:42You hooked up.
00:29:45Fuck.
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:48Emmett, stop.
00:29:49Fuck you, Jules.
00:29:50Stop.
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jules, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:13Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:17What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:26You know what?
00:30:27Jeff, everyone was right about you.
00:30:29You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:33Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:35Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again.
00:30:38Fine.
00:30:39Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:45You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:00So get out and don't come back.
00:31:04Come on.
00:31:14Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:29You saved me?
00:31:45that feels better doesn't it and now since I saved you maybe you can make me
00:31:53feel better Emmett don't even think about it go on Jules tell your boyfriend how I
00:32:00saved you Jules tell Emmett to leave we have to talk
00:32:07Emmett thank you for saving me but I got it from here
00:32:16one step closer to making her mind Jules what the fuck was that I can explain
00:32:28everything good explain now
00:32:36you're how do you know that takes one to know remember don't tell anybody about
00:32:43this okay you're right we shouldn't tell anyone
00:32:56trust me we won't stay secret for long I couldn't keep you to myself even if I tried
00:33:14you know once we make this official I'm gonna post this everywhere that way everyone can see it but for
00:33:20right now it's party time
00:33:26oh
00:33:31OMG I finally hooked up with Noah I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on
00:33:37earth
00:33:38how could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate you don't know him like I do if you
00:33:44saw him naked you'd understand ew spare me the visual I thought you hated that guy
00:33:51Noah is arrogant cocky and probably needs to be in therapy he and Emmett are the perfect matches
00:33:57roommates but I like him more than I ever liked Emmett more than I ever liked anyone
00:34:05the rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me except for the one about you I
00:34:12called you
00:34:12you arrogant and cocky that's true right before I told her I have feelings for you
00:34:31is that true it's true I liked you Jules how am I supposed to trust you
00:34:42I mean really all right I need to see the text from your phone so that way I can know
00:34:49that they're
00:34:49legit maybe if I show Noah the texts he'll finally believe me I guess you can't there's no way for
00:34:57me
00:34:58to prove it I know it was a really long time ago but when I really think about it I
00:35:10really liked you Jules
00:35:12I really do
00:35:17I give those two until the end of today to what bone they're just doing this to make me mad
00:35:24it's like they're obsessed with me I don't think they remember you exist
00:35:33then I'll make them remember
00:35:40okay the rules of the game are simple you take a hit of the vape and pass it around
00:35:45when the smoke stops you kiss whoever brought you
00:36:15she's never kissed me like that
00:36:17my turn
00:36:28hmm no smoke looks like we have to kiss
00:36:55keep the circle moving
00:36:58if you want to really piss me off
00:37:01kiss me like you mean
00:37:06get off
00:37:08dude I took a virginity what's a little pack
00:37:13why would you tell everyone that
00:37:14remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed
00:37:23hey Jules
00:37:24Jules
00:37:25you're a pig
00:37:26hey Emmett is lying okay
00:37:27he's lying
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up all right
00:37:30but that was well before I had feelings for you
00:37:34you have feelings for me
00:37:41you have feelings for me
00:37:46yes Jules I have feelings for you
00:37:48you do
00:37:51yeah I have all the feelings
00:37:53confusion
00:37:54frustration
00:37:54blind rage
00:37:56predict
00:37:57yeah but you know what sometimes Jules
00:37:58sometimes you make me really happy
00:38:02look I know
00:38:03that you're hurt
00:38:05I broke your trust
00:38:06and when that video was leaked
00:38:07my trust was broken too
00:38:10what do you mean
00:38:10I mean I trusted you and you let me down
00:38:13and now I'm saying I would do anything
00:38:15to try again
00:38:17do you want to get back together
00:38:21you said no feelings
00:38:23yeah you're right
00:38:27so tell me you want to be with me
00:38:28tell me you want to break the rules
00:38:30and end the contract
00:38:31tell me you want to do this for real
00:38:32tell me that you want to give up
00:38:34the money
00:38:42well looks like our favorite couple
00:38:43survived the ring of fire
00:38:45ew
00:38:46why is he so obsessed with her
00:38:48doesn't he know that she's poor
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor
00:38:53mm-hmm
00:38:54her parents lost all their money
00:38:56after her dad died of cancer
00:38:57and the only reason why I know that
00:38:59is because my dad owns the hospital
00:39:01that her mother still owes money to
00:39:03maybe we should take Jules shopping
00:39:05so she can forget she's poor
00:39:06spending money always makes me feel better
00:39:09yes yes that's a great idea
00:39:11you should go do that right now
00:39:12yes
00:39:19it's not that easy
00:39:21stop avoiding the question
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it
00:39:24look
00:39:25if I don't get the money
00:39:28I'll lose everything
00:39:29what do you mean
00:39:31I mean
00:39:32Mia and I
00:39:34want to take you shopping
00:39:36Destiny
00:39:36me and Jules are talking
00:39:38she was about to answer
00:39:39a very important question
00:39:40I don't want to go shopping
00:39:42with Mia
00:39:43but I really don't want to
00:39:44lie to Noah
00:39:45and tell him I don't have
00:39:46feelings for him
00:39:47or tell him about
00:39:48my dad and the debt
00:39:51we can talk later
00:39:52I promise
00:40:04the girls go shopping
00:40:06Saturdays are for the boys
00:40:11must be embarrassing
00:40:12for everyone to realize
00:40:12how much she wants me
00:40:13I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:40:15once I get Jules
00:40:17and the Lehman internship
00:40:19dude the Lehman internship
00:40:20is the hardest internship
00:40:21in the entire country
00:40:23it was tailored for Sigmas
00:40:24like me
00:40:26the internship is mine
00:40:28believe me
00:40:29Mia and Jules are in this
00:40:30for good
00:40:30or at least until the end
00:40:32of the summer
00:40:32and I have to pay up
00:40:42if it isn't my favorite customer
00:40:44oh that dress you ordered
00:40:46finally came in
00:40:49oh my god
00:40:50it's gorgeous
00:40:51I'm gonna go try this on
00:41:01you ordered the wrong size
00:41:03uh no
00:41:04I used the measurements
00:41:05that you gave me
00:41:06no you didn't
00:41:07that's impossible
00:41:08it doesn't fit
00:41:09maybe the zipper's stuck
00:41:11what are you doing
00:41:13I'm shopping
00:41:15do you not remember me
00:41:17I used to be in here
00:41:18all the time
00:41:19oh she can't afford
00:41:20this place anymore
00:41:21she can only shop
00:41:22at thrift stores
00:41:24but what Mia says goes
00:41:25so your money's no good here
00:41:28you know what
00:41:29you're right
00:41:31I have better things to do
00:41:33than to be dealing
00:41:33with shrewds like you
00:41:36that's it
00:41:36you're out
00:41:38oh Mr. Allen
00:41:40excuse me
00:41:40I'm just gonna take out
00:41:41trash
00:41:42trash
00:41:44that's my girlfriend
00:41:45oh
00:41:51apparently I'm too poor
00:41:52to even stand
00:41:53in this boutique
00:41:55see this car
00:41:58has no spending limit
00:41:59my girlfriend can get
00:42:00whatever she wants
00:42:02and I would like to try
00:42:04this dress on first
00:42:05no way
00:42:06this is mine
00:42:07oh are you gonna purchase it
00:42:08no
00:42:09not with this janky little zipper
00:42:11great let's try it on Jules
00:42:27what do you think
00:42:33Noah
00:42:35will you come help
00:42:36zip me up
00:42:39of course
00:42:46you know there's only one problem
00:42:47with this dress
00:42:49is it too expensive
00:42:51no
00:42:52it breaks a no boner rule
00:43:02well
00:43:02aren't you gonna thank me
00:43:10thank you
00:43:11Noah
00:43:13you can be pretty sweet
00:43:14sometimes
00:43:16like lipstick
00:43:17on a fucking pig
00:43:24put the dress on my card
00:43:28excuse me
00:43:29um
00:43:30I am missing a
00:43:31very
00:43:32expensive necklace
00:43:34I bet she stole it
00:43:36I would never
00:43:37then dump out your bag
00:43:39and prove it
00:43:42fine
00:43:43whatever Mia
00:43:47thank you
00:43:48thank you
00:43:49thank you
00:43:50thank you
00:43:54thank you
00:43:57see
00:43:58told ya
00:44:03I
00:44:03I don't know how that got there
00:44:05well she stole it
00:44:08and
00:44:09I believe
00:44:10that
00:44:11five hundred dollars
00:44:12is a felony
00:44:14call the police
00:44:16don't call the police
00:44:18this is all my fault
00:44:19no it's not
00:44:20yes it is
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you
00:44:23so I put the necklace
00:44:24in your purse
00:44:26but I was gonna pay for it
00:44:27once everybody left
00:44:29you can't do this
00:44:30it's a waste of money
00:44:32neither of us want me to win
00:44:34it's worth it
00:44:35trust me
00:44:37and you look beautiful
00:44:37in that dress
00:44:39put the necklace on my card
00:44:41as well
00:44:41please and thank you
00:44:54there he is
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty
00:44:58hot tonight
00:44:59yeah Jules looks hot every night
00:45:01well enjoy it while it lasts
00:45:03because after tonight
00:45:04I'll have a little slut
00:45:05begging for me
00:45:11watch your mouth
00:45:12don't talk about Jules like that
00:45:15okay dude
00:45:16Jules is mine first
00:45:18I dumped her
00:45:19okay
00:45:20it's a matter of time
00:45:21before she comes running back to me
00:45:22Jules broke up with you
00:45:24so she could be with me
00:45:27okay
00:45:27alright
00:45:29let's add some heat to our bet
00:45:31yeah
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off
00:45:34by the end of tonight
00:45:34you hand over the Lehman internship
00:45:36and never come back
00:45:37to the summer house
00:45:38hmm
00:45:38fine
00:45:39and when you don't hook up with Jules
00:45:41I want you to back off of her
00:45:42for the rest of the summer
00:45:43okay
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her
00:45:46deal
00:45:51you better not make me
00:45:52go into that club alone
00:45:55Jules you are looking so hot
00:45:56in that dress
00:46:04eat shit
00:46:05hey
00:46:07don't leave my side
00:46:08the rest of the night
00:46:09okay
00:46:11enjoy it while I last Noah
00:46:13because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:46:14unless it's with me
00:46:25hey
00:46:31where did Destiny and Mia go
00:46:32uh
00:46:33I don't know
00:46:34Jules
00:46:35you uh
00:46:36you didn't answer my question
00:46:38about what
00:46:40the music in here
00:46:41because I think it sucks
00:46:43Jules
00:46:45tell me that you want to be with me
00:46:47for real
00:46:48no contracts
00:46:49and no money
00:46:50I mean it
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me
00:46:54uh Destiny
00:46:55we're right in the middle of something
00:46:56like I care
00:46:57I need Jules to come backstage with me
00:47:02I'm sorry
00:47:03we'll talk about it later
00:47:05okay
00:47:05have fun
00:47:07here
00:47:08put this on
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:47:16you're crazy
00:47:17well if you're too afraid
00:47:18you can just back out now
00:47:24you're on
00:47:31follow me
00:47:37let the show begin
00:47:48you think you're hot shit
00:47:51well it's time for you to prove it
00:47:54everyone in the club
00:47:56get hot and happy
00:47:57tonight is Electric Lounge's
00:48:00lap dance competition
00:48:04the rules are simple
00:48:06each one of these smoke shows
00:48:08will give one lucky man
00:48:10a lap dance
00:48:12and you get to vote
00:48:13on who
00:48:13is
00:48:14hotter
00:48:42whoo
00:48:43better
00:48:49and
00:49:11I'm
00:49:15Top that.
00:49:30Top that.
00:49:43You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:45Show them all.
00:50:16Yo, Jason, dude, I need the lady killer special now.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:24I got you.
00:50:30And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:50:37And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:50:42Mia!
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation,
00:50:55but I can't deal with public property.
00:51:01Jewels, wake up.
00:51:07You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off.
00:51:14No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:20Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:24Okay.
00:51:27What is that?
00:51:28Oh, you got time?
00:51:29Come on, Jules.
00:51:31You want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks.
00:51:35Oh, but, but, but, but.
00:51:36Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:44Better play along.
00:51:54Bottoms up.
00:51:57Cheers.
00:52:00All right.
00:52:02Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:03Come on.
00:52:04I'm going to go change.
00:52:09Destiny.
00:52:10Uh, have you seen Jules?
00:52:12Uh, I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:31What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:52:36Both know you want this.
00:52:38Be gentle.
00:52:40Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Just relax, baby.
00:52:45Let that E kick in.
00:52:46You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:50I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:52:53Let go of me.
00:52:54This is just going to take a minute.
00:52:56Oh, shut up.
00:52:57Oh, yeah.
00:52:57That's a right moment for me.
00:52:59I mean...
00:53:02Jules?
00:53:04Jules, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:10Noah!
00:53:11Help me!
00:53:14Emmett!
00:53:15Get off of her!
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:20What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett!
00:53:25She doesn't want you!
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:30Even if she won't say so.
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait! Stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:06You look like shit.
00:54:09Jules just kicked my ass.
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:23Mia, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:32Be so fucking for real.
00:54:33Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:54:36You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:40And you know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:45Tonight.
00:54:47Mia, sit down.
00:54:49Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:54:54Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:55Let's go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:16Ow!
00:55:17You're hurt.
00:55:18Let me help you.
00:55:29I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:49Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:59You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:01It's twice as fun.
00:56:04And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road.
00:56:22Ow!
00:56:23Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:32I'm not an asshole.
00:56:33No.
00:56:34You're the king of assholes.
00:56:37You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but...
00:56:43whatever.
00:56:48I gotta show you something.
00:56:59I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:07And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:15It worked.
00:57:29I've wanted you all, Summer.
00:57:32Stop waiting.
00:57:34I need you.
00:57:36Now.
00:57:41What if somebody sees?
00:57:44Everybody's at the club.
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:16Oh.
00:58:18Oh, yeah.
00:58:23Hi.
00:58:24This is Alan.
00:58:25It's Mia.
00:58:27Yeah.
00:58:27Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:29He was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:37Okay.
00:58:38Bye.
00:58:51Hey, sleepy moon.
00:58:54What are you doing up so early?
00:58:56I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:05Get up!
00:59:06Get up!
00:59:07Get up!
00:59:08Get up!
00:59:09Get up!
00:59:10It's worse than a fire!
00:59:14Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
00:59:24You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:29What about me?
00:59:29She like totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But like in a bad way.
00:59:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:37I need to get out of here.
00:59:39I'll hide Jules.
00:59:39I'll distract mom.
00:59:44Yo, Jason.
00:59:45I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here.
00:59:47Alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:55Got it.
01:00:04Get your brother.
01:00:07Now.
01:00:13Mommy!
01:00:15Wait!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:17Uh...
01:00:21My baby boy!
01:00:23Mom!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:24Hey!
01:00:25Hey!
01:00:25Mom!
01:00:26I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose!
01:00:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:46Well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:03You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:01:05Get out of this house.
01:01:07Mom.
01:01:07Noah.
01:01:08A little help?
01:01:09Uh, Mom.
01:01:10Uh, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:17Uh, yes!
01:01:18It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:28Lisa!
01:01:29My second mommy!
01:01:31Mwah!
01:01:31We need to talk about engagement plans!
01:01:34Oh, yes we do.
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:40I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:42I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:49Please?
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:04I have some in my purse.
01:02:06Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She has my hair.
01:02:15Oh.
01:02:21Water.
01:02:23Water.
01:02:23I need water.
01:02:25Jules?
01:02:28What did you give my mom?
01:02:30Aspirin.
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:32Woo!
01:02:33It's so hot in here.
01:02:36Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:40Oh, no.
01:02:42Woo!
01:02:43Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:51Wow!
01:02:51Alright, that's enough.
01:02:52I've got to talk to you.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:00No way.
01:03:01You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them.
01:03:04She found them.
01:03:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:08She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:30Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:32No way!
01:03:33It feels so good.
01:03:34Oh, wait, no.
01:03:40Help!
01:03:41I'm drowning!
01:03:43Mia, save me!
01:03:45No, absolutely not.
01:03:47I'm not going in there.
01:03:50Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:03:55Help!
01:04:04Help!
01:04:06Help!
01:04:06Help!
01:04:07Help!
01:04:08Help!
01:04:09Help!
01:04:11Help!
01:04:11Help!
01:04:11You saved me!
01:04:15Here.
01:04:16I brought you some tea.
01:04:23I was wrong about you.
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:36Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:40I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:42Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:45Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:49You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:54I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:58No feelings.
01:04:59Remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:10I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:12I mean it.
01:05:16I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:20When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:30So it was really always just about the money?
01:05:33Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship, I was like,
01:05:54I want to give you the money.
01:05:57Not as your boss.
01:05:59As your boyfriend.
01:06:01Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:05I don't know what to say.
01:06:10Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:21I don't think I can say it.
01:06:26Let me take care of you.
01:06:27It's the least you can do.
01:06:31Fine.
01:06:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:39I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone.
01:06:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:54I was just leaving.
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:57We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:03After your little sex video was released,
01:07:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:11But, after you saved me, all I can say is...
01:07:18Welcome to the family!
01:07:23You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:36Adios.
01:07:38Bye, Mom.
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:47Good luck with that.
01:07:49I don't need luck.
01:07:50I have a really big brain.
01:07:58There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:05What is this?
01:08:07Here.
01:08:13Ew. What died in here?
01:08:17My manhood.
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:21Really?
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:30They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:08:35That's cheating.
01:08:37Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:08:42I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:08:50I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:53I know. I know.
01:08:55But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:09:02What up, lovebirds?
01:09:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:09:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:12Who are you?
01:09:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:25Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:09:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:37The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:45Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:48He seems a little confused.
01:09:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:58I'm the high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:10:01and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:10And I get bored easy.
01:10:15Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now.
01:10:23Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:44He's a total clown.
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:59I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:15The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship.
01:11:20And so do you.
01:11:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:26You lied to me.
01:11:27No, I didn't lie to you.
01:11:29I just...
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:33I'm sorry.
01:11:36Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:40Woohoo!
01:11:42Over!
01:11:44Grab your bag.
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:54I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:57There's something special about you.
01:12:00You're so...
01:12:02Beautiful.
01:12:04Thanks.
01:12:05But I'm taken.
01:12:07I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah.
01:12:10Tell me...
01:12:12Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:15That'd be me.
01:12:17You're a lucky man.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:24How long is he gonna be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here.
01:12:31The happy little couple.
01:12:33Hmm.
01:12:34From...
01:12:34soulmates to soulmates.
01:12:39Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:12:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:44Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:48Yeah.
01:12:49He's finally gonna win our bet.
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,
01:13:00I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:13:02But that's not true.
01:13:04Yeah, it is.
01:13:06I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:13:08I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:15I don't want to hear it.
01:13:17Yeah.
01:13:18I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:22Hmm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:33Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:39Chicks, dude.
01:13:41I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:13:42I wouldn't want to do that in front of a special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:52B.
01:13:54Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:12I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:14Then make time.
01:14:16There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:18The boys share their toys.
01:14:21And I want to play with you.
01:14:23I don't want to be played with.
01:14:25If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:40Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:43In your dreams, pal.
01:14:49Mia.
01:14:51You know where Jules is?
01:14:52You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:14:58Mia.
01:14:59A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:02Get it through your head.
01:15:03I want to be with Jules.
01:15:05Why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her.
01:15:11I love her.
01:15:14You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:15:17For falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:19You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:15:24Found your girlfriend.
01:15:37If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
01:15:40Yes.
01:15:41And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:15:43We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:47My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:50Wait.
01:15:52Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:54Damn.
01:15:55You were great.
01:15:57Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:07Don't play hard to get!
01:16:14Get off her.
01:16:20Get off her.
01:16:22Let me have my fun.
01:16:23Then you can take your turn.
01:16:25If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:16:27You wouldn't dare.
01:16:31You little shit.
01:16:32You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:34Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:16:36Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:38than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:41You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:44You wanna mess with me?
01:16:45You wanna mess with me?
01:16:46Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know
01:16:48that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:16:54Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:14It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:16Don't lie to me.
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:21I didn't kiss him.
01:17:23But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:17:27You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:17:36Tell him you love him.
01:17:37It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:50You're fired.
01:17:52Get out of my house.
01:18:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:13You never belonged with us.
01:18:15And now, it's your turn to go.
01:18:20I played you and I won.
01:18:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:26Oh, honey.
01:18:27This has everything to do with me.
01:18:34I planted the camera in your room.
01:18:38And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:42And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:50You thought you were better than me.
01:18:52But I always win.
01:18:55All I fucking do is win.
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:12Mom.
01:19:14I saved the house.
01:19:16It's too late.
01:19:24Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:19:27Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:19:31That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:34You lose everything.
01:19:37Oh, God.
01:19:49Can I help you?
01:19:51What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:54My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:58I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:20:03Doing anything?
01:20:10I have a big tip for you.
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:15Smile more.
01:20:24This money feels dirty.
01:20:26I never want to see this check again.
01:20:39Miss me?
01:20:44Miss me?
01:20:46Miss me?
01:20:51Get lost.
01:20:53I deserve that.
01:20:58Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:21:00And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:06Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:08Yeah.
01:21:10This morning I bought it.
01:21:13You bought my house from under us?
01:21:15Look at the name on the title.
01:21:19Oh, my God.
01:21:21You put it under my name.
01:21:24It's yours, Jules.
01:21:26It's all yours.
01:21:28But, I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:33Another condition.
01:21:35What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:38Sleep with your boss?
01:21:39Drug your mom?
01:21:40No.
01:21:43But, I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:21:53At 8pm.
01:21:55And I want you to wear this.
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come.
01:22:13Really?
01:22:15How pathetic.
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:21He's proposing to you?
01:22:24When did you two get back together?
01:22:26Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:28But, he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:45Mia! Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:22:48Why did you invite me here?
01:22:50To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56Oh, please. The big question.
01:23:00Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:08Uh...
01:23:09How did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:13And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:23:16You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:23:20Okay. Fine.
01:23:23Yeah.
01:23:24I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:27But, I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:31What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job.
01:23:34Oh, hi.
01:23:35Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:38What?
01:23:38You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:41These are not what they're for.
01:23:42Call my dad!
01:23:44Daddy!
01:23:45Bye, Mia.
01:23:48If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:23:53That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:59Everybody!
01:24:01What is he doing?
01:24:06I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:12And here are my secrets.
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:18I do.
01:24:20And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:24:28And I cannot tell my lefts from my right.
01:24:30Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:24:33And I have one more secret.
01:24:36Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:43And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:45Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:47I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:53Yes, Noah.
01:24:54I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:57Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:58It's part of your charm.
01:25:00I love you.
01:25:01I love you right back.
01:25:09Everybody!
01:25:11Let's get this party started!
01:25:13Yay!
01:25:14Whoo!
01:25:15Pick up!
01:25:18GoWindy!
01:25:22See ya!
01:25:24Woooo!
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