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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It - Full HD #RS
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00:00:06you
00:00:06You sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:27Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of
00:00:33magic
00:00:35Oh
00:00:36My god, it's him. It's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:42You young lady, let's see your true self now when I need a little help by my
00:00:47lovely assistant Eric
00:00:59And now my next volunteer I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:20I
00:01:20The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:24Sure about this he's dangerous, but I'm a master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now Barry here is a billionaire casino
00:01:41owner
00:01:42Who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:50Are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:53You insult me in public you know who I am I can make you disappear
00:01:59Okay, well, we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:08Oh
00:02:10What do you think you're doing we're gonna make various casino disappear
00:02:22You know I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:28The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30You know
00:02:32Kill him
00:02:37Now for my final trick
00:03:02What are you looking at me for
00:03:04Get him
00:03:07What are you looking at me for
00:03:09Huh
00:03:09Yeah
00:03:17Oh
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00:03:58Eric no
00:04:01Relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:04:06Eric
00:04:06Eric
00:04:06This is all my fault
00:04:08God
00:04:09I need you to do something for me
00:04:11What
00:04:12I need you to find me
00:04:14The girl we grew up with in the orphanage
00:04:17She's working in magic
00:04:21Help her
00:04:23Besides you she's the only family I've ever had
00:04:27You're staying with me okay
00:04:28Just hang in there
00:04:29Just hang in there
00:04:30You're gonna be okay
00:04:35Eric
00:04:38Eric
00:04:40Eric
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed
00:04:51If I can't
00:04:51If I can't protect my family
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this
00:04:57I'll find Bri
00:04:59And help her
00:05:02But not as the master of magic
00:05:16Hey what are you still doing here
00:05:18Hey what are you still doing here
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago
00:05:26She opens this weekend
00:05:28Gotta be prepared
00:05:29Thank you
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show
00:05:32But if it's a hit
00:05:34I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:05:37Before it's destroyed
00:05:40All right well
00:05:41See ya
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri
00:05:49and she still doesn't recognize me
00:05:53All right darling
00:05:54You know the deal
00:05:54There it is
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts right
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen okay
00:05:57Pick the queen
00:05:58Follow the dream
00:05:59There it is sweetheart
00:06:00What do you say
00:06:02This one
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure
00:06:04Yeah I'm feeling good about it too
00:06:06But hey what do I know
00:06:06Look at that
00:06:08Oh
00:06:09You know this game isn't as easy as it looks baby doll
00:06:12But
00:06:13You know we still got to come with the payment
00:06:15What do you say huh
00:06:19I'm sorry I was sure that I had cash on
00:06:23Looks like trouble
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch
00:06:29You want to play you don't want to pay right
00:06:31I'll tell you what
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here
00:06:38Hey give it back
00:06:39Hey
00:06:39That's important to me
00:06:41Oh is it really yeah
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again
00:06:44Hmm maybe you play for those
00:06:46Cute little clothes you got on
00:06:48What do you say huh
00:06:48Well I'm here for this let's go
00:06:50Yeah we'd love to see that right
00:06:52Disgusting I'm not doing that
00:06:54You're not doing that
00:06:55You sure about that sweetheart
00:07:00What do you say baby
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got
00:07:04Pick her
00:07:08Ah
00:07:09Shit
00:07:14Why don't you let me try
00:07:17Here's the deal
00:07:19I win
00:07:20She gets your bracelet back
00:07:22You win
00:07:23You get my two headed silver dollar
00:07:28It's priceless
00:07:30Daniel you should just go
00:07:31These guys are dangerous
00:07:33I got this
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three card monty
00:07:39You got it hot shot
00:07:41Let's play
00:07:43You know the deal
00:07:44Follow the queen
00:07:45You get the win
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades
00:07:49Well your girlfriend knows what to do then
00:07:53You pick
00:07:56You pick
00:07:56Who's this guy
00:07:57What a loser
00:07:59She kept walking bro instead of trying being a hero
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you huh
00:08:05Absolutely
00:08:06You got it
00:08:24Damn he got it
00:08:26That's impossible
00:08:29What the
00:08:33Listen you son of a bitch
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are
00:08:36This bracelet
00:08:37It's mine
00:08:39Well then
00:08:41Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got
00:09:00Hey man
00:09:01It's all good
00:09:02I was just messing around
00:09:11Three card monty
00:09:13That's always a scam
00:09:14I know
00:09:15I know
00:09:15I just
00:09:17I thought I could crack it
00:09:19But I was screwed
00:09:21Until you came along
00:09:26This bracelet
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and
00:09:36Well he
00:09:38He died
00:09:39That's all I have left of him
00:09:45Have a good night, Bree
00:09:47Wait
00:09:48You just saved me
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:56Nice for dinner
00:09:58That was amazing
00:10:00Uh
00:10:01I should probably get going
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:08I guess I must have picked it up backstage
00:10:10Bullshit
00:10:11You have training
00:10:13You know, maybe just a little
00:10:16Just light of hand
00:10:20Why didn't you agree?
00:10:25You know
00:10:28Your hands saved me today
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me
00:10:35They uh
00:10:37Say you're welcome
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not
00:11:22Who do you think I am?
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:30I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric
00:11:33I think
00:11:34I think it's better if I left
00:12:03What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff
00:12:06Well I'm the prop assistant
00:12:08Just doing my job
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up
00:12:12Dove shit
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician
00:12:19Correct me if I'm wrong
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician
00:12:31Are you?
00:12:32No
00:12:33Not
00:12:35Not since I was 12
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician
00:12:39The society of magicians gave up trying to rank me
00:12:42Damn right you're not
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us
00:12:53Real
00:12:54Nuticians
00:12:58Okay
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing
00:13:05Let's just put him away
00:13:07Listen fool
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck
00:13:14Actually I prefer the platinum deck
00:13:16Well if they're so priceless maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:19Instead of throwing them on the table like they're just some two-dollar deck from the gas station
00:13:22Oh you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job
00:13:31I won't be able to watch over Brie
00:13:33I need you to find Brie
00:13:35Albright
00:13:37Yeah look I'm sorry
00:13:38No it's too late for that now
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington
00:13:50Hello Mr. Kensington
00:13:52You're looking better sir
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:57But let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous
00:14:02Sir that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky
00:14:10He's a liability no matter how hot you think he is
00:14:14I never said that
00:14:16Mr. Kensington
00:14:17Daniel has been nothing but a professional since he's worked here
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck
00:14:24Daniel
00:14:25Is this true?
00:14:27Of course not
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe a common worker
00:14:30Or a three-star magician?
00:14:33Look Samuel
00:14:34I've seen his skills
00:14:35He would never damage a deck
00:14:37Show them
00:14:38Show them what you can do
00:14:45Yeah Daniel
00:14:46Let's see it
00:14:47Show us what you got
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:51Tell you what
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:14:54Without damaging it
00:14:55In 15 seconds
00:14:58You can keep your job
00:14:5915 seconds
00:15:01That's impossible
00:15:01I don't even know if the master of magic could have done it that quick
00:15:04But if you can't
00:15:07I demand as a three-star magician
00:15:10That you fire him
00:15:13Samuel this isn't fair
00:15:14I know
00:15:15But while I disagree with it
00:15:18Xander has the right to challenge Daniel
00:15:20But sir, he
00:15:21Bree
00:15:23It's okay
00:15:2515 seconds
00:15:28You're on
00:15:37The idiot
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little cheering section
00:15:49Now if I win
00:15:50You're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here
00:15:54It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show
00:15:56Bree, look at that
00:15:59You got a knight in shining coveralls
00:16:02Fine, deal
00:16:04It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway
00:16:0615 seconds
00:16:08Here
00:16:09We
00:16:10Go
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself
00:16:2010 seconds
00:16:24Oh wow
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues
00:16:28You said he was good
00:16:30I thought you would at least try
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in 5
00:16:374
00:16:393
00:16:412
00:16:412
00:17:02Absolutely
00:17:04Impossible
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this
00:17:13Nobody but the master of magic could have done this
00:17:19No
00:17:20No, no, no, you
00:17:21You clearly switched out the deck while Bree was distracting us
00:17:24I knew it
00:17:25Yeah, of course
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from a hack
00:17:31Now
00:17:33We've got a show to prep
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop goggling out those cards
00:17:38And let's get to work, come on
00:17:42Samuel
00:17:43Samuel, you believe he really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe
00:17:49Well, come on
00:17:50The show opens in a few days
00:17:52We need to prep
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping
00:18:07This is not going to be a show
00:18:10Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard
00:18:12It's Richard
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15Samuel hates him
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:22Oh, no, no, my little friend
00:18:24This is now my theater
00:18:25What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner
00:18:32Which as of this morning is me
00:18:34I bought the theater
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:39Have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town
00:18:49Used to be
00:18:49You're past your prime
00:18:52My new show will triple your numbers
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled
00:18:55I'll lose everything
00:18:57If Brie loses this show
00:18:59The orphanage that I grew up in
00:19:01That saved my life as a child
00:19:02Will be destroyed
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract
00:19:05You can't just kick us out
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:10While being cut in half
00:19:12And let the adults talk
00:19:13I'm this show's producer
00:19:15And if you cancel the show
00:19:16I'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater
00:19:21I'll give you a chance
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition
00:19:26Your old man and his team wins
00:19:28You keep your contract
00:19:30My team wins
00:19:31Your contract is terminated
00:19:33Then you go back to doing
00:19:34Birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:38Deal
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor
00:19:42With whoever you put him up against
00:19:43Great
00:19:44The competition will be tonight
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:48His cast doesn't come off
00:19:49For another week
00:19:50Not my problem
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team
00:19:59Ladies and gentlemen
00:20:00Aren't you ready for the epic
00:20:02No-holds-barred battle
00:20:04To see who will get this theater
00:20:06And who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:11Don't worry
00:20:12Don't worry
00:20:13We have an answer first thing
00:20:15Daniel
00:20:17You gotta be kidding
00:20:17You gotta be kidding
00:20:18You're not seriously considering
00:20:19Putting the prop boy out there
00:20:20Asbestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:24It's all or nothing for us
00:20:25All right
00:20:25Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:28He's got world-class real magicians
00:20:31Yeah, no problem
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us
00:20:35And now
00:20:36And now
00:20:36The challengers
00:20:37Richard Kin's latest sensation
00:20:40Matt Von Buren
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars
00:21:09He's one of the best in the world
00:21:15That guy
00:21:16Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass
00:21:18Yeah
00:21:18Bring him on
00:21:19Now for the first act
00:21:21Or should I say miracle
00:21:24Before each magician is a glass of water
00:21:27The magicians must turn their water into wine
00:21:30In a way that our top judges
00:21:33Can't figure out
00:21:35The magician to stump the most judges
00:21:38Wins
00:21:38Matt Von Buren won the grand prix for close-up magic last year
00:21:42This plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:44He's way beyond Xavier's league
00:21:47We're gonna lose
00:21:54Maybe not
00:21:55Showtime
00:22:01It's Xavier
00:22:05Xavier
00:22:07Not you
00:22:08Not you
00:22:09What?
00:22:19You should go out this wrong
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He's not even a magician
00:22:26He's just the guy that cleans up dumb shit
00:22:28Yeah
00:22:28Xavier's the best of all of us
00:22:30Yeah
00:22:30Look girl
00:22:31I know you have a little crush on the little prop boy
00:22:33But leave this with a real magician
00:22:34Samuel
00:22:34You can't seriously be considering this
00:22:37I mean that guy is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant
00:22:54But I need a hail mary right now
00:22:57Daniel
00:23:05Oh my god
00:23:07You're prop boy
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help against someone like
00:23:11Matt Van Buren
00:23:13Don't worry kid this will be over real quick
00:23:15And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong
00:23:18It's a shame though because Matt's just my warm-up act
00:23:21You're gonna be so bad you'll never see my big showstopper
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world
00:23:29They say he might even get a six-star soon
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing
00:23:36Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance
00:23:38So he's already looking for excuses
00:23:39But when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool out of all of us
00:23:48It's a two out of three competition
00:23:49We need to judge their strength
00:23:53Oh, I get it
00:23:54You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered
00:23:58And then I come in and save the day
00:23:59Where's that?
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:07And you are
00:24:08Daniel
00:24:10Just Daniel
00:24:12Nice coveralls
00:24:13Daniel
00:24:14I give my servants the same ones
00:24:16Enjoy your moment just Daniel
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician
00:24:24It's like he's trying to be embarrassed
00:24:26It's sad
00:24:27He really thought that he could hang with the pros
00:24:29No
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32It's just me
00:24:37Don't feel too bad
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous
00:24:50Maybe you should be
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:24:59God, he's frozen with fear
00:25:02Come on, Daniel
00:25:04Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:09Absolutely
00:25:09Oh my god
00:25:11What a shitshow
00:25:12He's not even prepping you
00:25:14Hey, newbie
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion
00:25:19I'm good
00:25:22No
00:25:23I'm good
00:25:25That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet and you have what?
00:25:30Coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit
00:25:34Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:42Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:44No, I don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren
00:25:52Pay attention
00:25:55This is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:11He's finished!
00:26:13That was seamless
00:26:19Unbelievable
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done
00:26:36If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle
00:26:38I'm stumped
00:26:39Well done
00:26:40You're three for three
00:26:41You have stumped our judges
00:26:46Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy
00:26:57I mean, your trick wasn't bad
00:27:00I just know exactly how you did it
00:27:08You have something to say, prop boy
00:27:09Sure you do
00:27:10Please, enlighten us
00:27:12Tell us all how I did my trick
00:27:15All in good time
00:27:16Idiot, everybody knows that he's lying
00:27:18Pathetic
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:32He's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:33Hey there
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright
00:27:39This is what happens when you don't respect the craft
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44I think he can do it
00:27:46It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:07Here
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:11Ooh, magic
00:28:16Switch it now, prop boy
00:28:19You need to end this
00:28:20Now
00:28:21You're
00:28:25You're right
00:28:29I swore off my old life
00:28:40But I can't keep running forever
00:28:48Ladies and gentlemen
00:28:50Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first
00:28:57I'm gonna need some help
00:29:00Brie, could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You gotta be kidding me
00:29:10This is just sad
00:29:15Oh
00:29:21You all know magic is an illusion
00:29:24But still
00:29:25You hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29You can never explain it in a million years
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:38But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:46Wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48Just be an illusion
00:29:52Don't blink
00:29:54You'll miss it
00:30:09That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened
00:30:12You're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:15Hey, Mr. Kensington
00:30:16I told you
00:30:17You shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place
00:30:20You should have respected my ranking
00:30:22No
00:30:23I think there's something else going on
00:30:25Now, I apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:30I knew it
00:30:31This theater is mine
00:30:34Without one final piece of equipment
00:30:36Which would be coming
00:30:38Right about
00:30:39Now
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52Is he doing such a cake knife?
00:30:55He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:04How?
00:31:13Unbelievable
00:31:14That's amazing
00:31:24That was fast
00:31:25There you go
00:31:25That was great
00:31:27My judges
00:31:29That young man
00:31:31Incredible
00:31:34Cake
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:38Really good
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:44The master of magic
00:31:45The master of magic
00:31:47Manuel?
00:31:53How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment
00:32:03Judges
00:32:04What do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea
00:32:08Not a clue
00:32:10And you Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped
00:32:16Well in the case of a tie
00:32:17Well in the case of a tie
00:32:18We turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:21Daniel
00:32:22You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick
00:32:25Tell us
00:32:26Tell us
00:32:27Tell us
00:32:30He dropped in edible iron filaments
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron
00:32:37Ironizing
00:32:39Turning the water red
00:32:40And giving it to the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:45That's
00:32:47Correct
00:32:50Amazing
00:32:51And Matthew
00:32:53How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:59I
00:32:59I don't know
00:33:02And with that
00:33:03Daniel wins our first round
00:33:13Look at your health
00:33:18I need a knife
00:33:21Let's give him cake
00:33:24Well done young man
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation
00:33:31Was the master of magic
00:33:35No
00:33:36No
00:33:36He didn't transform anything
00:33:38He didn't even teleport
00:33:40He must have cheated
00:33:41There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill
00:33:44Exactly
00:33:45He probably blackmailed the judges or something
00:33:50How could you let him beat you?
00:33:52You embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:53How was I supposed to know he was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:02It doesn't matter
00:34:03Get out of my basement
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:11You haven't won shit
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team
00:34:21Kate Barrow
00:34:29Miss Barrow
00:34:31Thank you for joining us
00:34:34That's Kate Barrow
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:34:38And an actual six-star magician
00:34:41All right
00:34:42Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:47Second round is quick change magic
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty
00:34:50You had your little fun in the first round
00:34:52But now
00:34:53Watch an actual prep
00:34:55A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:58Or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:35:01A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills
00:35:05Now
00:35:07Yeah
00:35:08Get him Sophie
00:35:10Always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:35:14Oh
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive
00:35:18But it doesn't scare me
00:35:19Oh
00:35:19You think I brought in Miss Barrow just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:25I brought in Kate Barrow
00:35:27Because she was the protege of the master of magic
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows
00:35:35Funny
00:35:36I don't remember training her
00:35:39You were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41Oh she wasn't just trained by him
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him
00:35:46That's why he disappeared
00:35:48That can't be true, Ray
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51Make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:35:53So what you're saying
00:35:55Is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic?
00:35:59Oh so what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:03Shut up
00:36:05Miss Barrow
00:36:06It is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber
00:36:12I wish I could say the same
00:36:14But honestly
00:36:16It's an insult
00:36:17You're even trying to compete
00:36:18So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:24And publicly declare myself the new master of magic
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen
00:36:35This next act is even harder than our first
00:36:38It is all about quick change magic
00:36:40Transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes
00:36:49Held by the master of magic
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds
00:37:00There's no way you can beat that
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep
00:37:07Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible
00:37:10Only the master of magic would be able to do that
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets
00:37:16Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music
00:37:39One, two, three, standard
00:37:43Oh my god, her pace
00:37:45How is she doing?
00:37:48She's about to break the record?
00:37:50She's about to break the record
00:37:51Oh my god
00:37:52This is unreal
00:37:54This is history
00:37:57That is 18 changes
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen
00:38:00We have a new world record
00:38:02And possibly a new master of magic
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it
00:38:10The concentration
00:38:11The skill needed to do something like that
00:38:15She had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20For a second there I thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:23But no, she's a fraud like the rest
00:38:26Sophie, you can beat that right?
00:38:29I can only manage nine or ten changes but not 18
00:38:36Well, are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that
00:38:44We should just give up
00:38:46Come on, Sophie, there has to be some chance
00:38:48Okay, you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:50I can't do that
00:38:52No one can do that
00:38:54You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic
00:38:56But you don't know anything about magic
00:38:59Okay, you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:01Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:04Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:07As the new master of magic
00:39:09Come on, one of you at least has to try
00:39:13I can't lose this contract
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve
00:39:18Sophie? Eugene? Figure?
00:39:23If I had my hand, I would try
00:39:26But I don't even think I would stand a chance
00:39:29Well, well, looks like I won
00:39:34Sir, are you hiring?
00:39:37Really? You're going to betray your boss right in front of him
00:39:40Might as well
00:39:42We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel
00:39:45You should not put your faith in a stupid girl
00:39:47Who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:49It's over
00:39:50The theater is mine
00:39:54I failed them
00:39:55I failed the orphanage
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel
00:40:02Hey, watch, where are you going?
00:40:07What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot
00:40:12I'm going to take it
00:40:13Daniel, stop
00:40:14You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:16I won't let you
00:40:16Bree
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up
00:40:24The winners are
00:40:26Wait
00:40:30The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34That's adorable
00:40:36Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:40I'll manage
00:40:41Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance of beating Kate
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't listen
00:40:50This worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:54Hey, that's not true
00:40:55The only reason why he's here is because Bree has a little crush on him
00:40:58That's enough
00:40:59Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:41:05That's really cute
00:41:06I said that's enough
00:41:09Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts
00:41:16Now
00:41:27We're waiting
00:41:30Look at all these quick changes
00:41:31He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them
00:41:37Hey, honey
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:40But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:47Just trust him
00:41:48He has it under control
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control, I'm
00:41:52I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:41:54Hey, Bree
00:41:55You might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:58Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01Okay, seriously, get off the stage
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass
00:42:06Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro
00:42:08Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time
00:42:21Time
00:42:23Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28But in moments like these, it's like time
00:42:32Stand still
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38Just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:44This is
00:42:47What's he gonna do?
00:42:48Let's find out
00:42:54Don't blink
00:43:04Congratulations
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds
00:43:07I win
00:43:09But you can't call that a competition
00:43:10What a waste of time
00:43:11Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13Well, I think we know who won this contest
00:43:17You sure about that?
00:43:36I might
00:43:37How did he do that?
00:43:40You know, I don't know
00:43:4178
00:43:4278
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes
00:43:54I don't believe it
00:43:56It's not possible
00:43:57It's impossible
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:03But not for the master of magic
00:44:06Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used
00:44:14Showmanship
00:44:15The transformation on a massive scale
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen
00:44:20You have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic
00:44:32I knew it
00:44:34I knew it
00:44:34I knew it
00:44:36Oh God
00:44:39I just made an ax of myself
00:44:41In front of the real master of magic
00:44:45Without question
00:44:46I believe I speak for all three judges
00:44:48To declare that
00:44:49Daniel is the winner of this competition
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition
00:44:58Daniel
00:44:59Daniel
00:45:01Daniel
00:45:04Daniel
00:45:04Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:06Daniel
00:45:06Please
00:45:07Please forgive me
00:45:08I was just so inspired by your example growing up
00:45:11That I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:14How dare you lie to me?
00:45:15You swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud
00:45:19Get out of here
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:31Because I know that before you were the master of magic
00:45:34You were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:40Tonight the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:52If you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:45:56Here
00:45:58Down payment to show you I'm serious
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money
00:46:07I won both rounds to competition, didn't I?
00:46:11Well, yes
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:15That was the deal
00:46:17Right, of course
00:46:19What do you think of my offer?
00:46:22I think of your offer
00:46:30Now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:37That was so good
00:46:42Wow, everybody give it up for the master of magic
00:46:47Wow
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special
00:46:54Yeah, of course
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic
00:47:00And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:47:15No, we were just joking
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us
00:47:22Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us
00:47:26We were just, you know, showing him some love
00:47:30The three of you
00:47:31Your actions were a disgrace
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42But punishment is a very strong horse
00:47:44No, we don't
00:47:44First of all
00:47:45I don't like that
00:47:46You know
00:47:48I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good
00:48:01I know I see it
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
00:48:05Disgusting
00:48:07What are you doing here for?
00:48:08Go, get go, get go
00:48:09We have to go here
00:48:15So, you're really him
00:48:19Master of magic
00:48:20I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:48:25If, um, you want to stay
00:48:28I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance
00:48:32But whether you stay or leave, it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:51That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:11That bracelet, could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:28Hey, all this time and I didn't recognize you.
00:49:32Daniel Angier, but you're still the same.
00:49:35The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:43When I mattered the most, I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing, and he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:02Eric believed in you and your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:08You're still the master of magic.
00:50:10Eric, you just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel, we want an interview!
00:50:23In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:45You're friends.
00:50:46Well, that sounds awful.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:33Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one we were kids.
00:52:00No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:21That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:33You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:37Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:43And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:51To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:01Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:10So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27You can't be serious.
00:53:30What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:52Let's go.
00:53:53You want millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:55Lily, system logistics and camera espionage, Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times, and Avita, who can
00:55:10seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:14They're good.
00:55:15They're good.
00:55:16Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:30So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39I'm just what you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit, and then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:55:58Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:11If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Though this is Vegas, he's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:32There's nobody here.
00:56:34Maybe he could be on a phone call.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all these ends.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We could double cross him.
00:56:41Easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:44We'll let you help us, and we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:59You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:04You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:14First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:16And you got that?
00:57:17A key.
00:57:17And then?
00:57:20Am I on your writing system?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:38He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:42This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:49Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:51Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:56Look at him.
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:03Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:08Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:10No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11It's the garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:13Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just.
00:58:16He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:20He's a little failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:28You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:30Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:03How?
00:59:04How did he do that?
00:59:06Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from his cart.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them off his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:19He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:24We wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:29All right.
00:59:30We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:36Deal.
00:59:39Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:42Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:44I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:46All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:49Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than rope and a legless mule.
00:59:56It's time for a distraction.
00:59:59When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:04Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:10I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:19And that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:34Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:39Watch your swag.
01:00:43It is already starting to work.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:02And before then, the hitler monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14You smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:21Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I get the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:31What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on dimmit.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:37I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And that stupid Captain Moons that will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in here?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch you.
01:01:53We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:04I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested, and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:30Realizing it looks too hard for him.
01:02:35Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:38My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:43It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:47He's not even using Zindru's loot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:53How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:59He's not even smart enough to be a fall guard.
01:03:00My bedroom is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:06I want to see him bail.
01:03:08Then, we will cut.
01:03:21Oh, no way.
01:03:27Oh, my gosh.
01:03:28Amazing.
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh, my goodness.
01:03:34He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:49The slot machines are paid off.
01:03:59Code 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:03That's impossible.
01:04:04Why didn't Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies,
01:04:08are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:19he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:24He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents
01:04:35that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us.
01:04:39Don't think I'm all that little smokey here
01:04:41taking peace out of you
01:04:42if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you
01:04:45not to play with those things?
01:04:50What blazes?
01:04:51How did that happen?
01:04:59You were going to pay for that.
01:05:00Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic tricks
01:05:13puts you in our league.
01:05:14Oh, whatever.
01:05:15Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:27She's cracked into safes
01:05:28at the Bank of London,
01:05:29the New York Federal Reserve,
01:05:30and Fort Knox all in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:36Three lockers,
01:05:37mechanical combination,
01:05:38and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief
01:05:41has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately,
01:05:47that one thief
01:05:48was me
01:05:49six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying
01:05:53to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down,
01:06:05three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:12False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities
01:06:14in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Mip, mip, mip.
01:06:16Alisa,
01:06:16you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:18We have to make it stop.
01:06:19Just give me a minute.
01:06:20We don't have a minute.
01:06:21How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you
01:06:23who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:25Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying,
01:06:28you promised before,
01:06:29so it's not a problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her
01:06:32with your questions
01:06:32and just stand in the corner
01:06:33like a good little boy.
01:06:35Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert cancelled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know
01:06:53the interior had been modified
01:06:55to lock like an IBV
01:06:56international vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen
01:06:58the vault's blueprints
01:06:59beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh,
01:07:02give me another second.
01:07:04Ladies,
01:07:04we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think
01:07:10you can be fester than me.
01:07:11I am the one
01:07:12who cracks the safe,
01:07:13not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:16This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa,
01:07:17you got this.
01:07:18No,
01:07:19she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling,
01:07:23it won't work.
01:07:24You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:26You are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:34Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting,
01:07:38you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:47It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism
01:07:49must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look,
01:07:52the guard's almost here.
01:07:53I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine.
01:07:54Idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:08:00Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it,
01:08:03then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we stopped him
01:08:06from robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up,
01:08:12but I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault
01:08:16in a matter of seconds.
01:08:23What the hell are you doing?
01:08:25Is this idiot
01:08:26trying to pray
01:08:26his way into the vault?
01:08:28He's drunk.
01:08:29He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well,
01:08:32if you'd stop talking
01:08:32and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets
01:08:34sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel,
01:08:37we have a computer
01:08:38code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Thickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:02Impossibile.
01:09:03Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in overhead?
01:09:05Ladies,
01:09:06I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be
01:09:23near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking
01:09:25a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally
01:09:27going to buy
01:09:28that mention
01:09:28of the Kispy and see.
01:09:39Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you
01:09:43think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are
01:09:49so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think
01:09:52we were going to let you
01:09:53walk out of here
01:09:53with some money?
01:09:57We played you
01:09:57the entire time.
01:09:59And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:03They've been recording
01:10:04us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug
01:10:06in them to remove
01:10:07all of us
01:10:07from the recording.
01:10:09All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought
01:10:12you could hang
01:10:13with the three links?
01:10:14You were just
01:10:15our fault.
01:10:16That is what happens
01:10:17when you try
01:10:17to run this city,
01:10:18girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim,
01:10:22we got it.
01:10:23It's safe
01:10:24for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:30This is more
01:10:30than I even thought.
01:10:33Barry is so paranoid
01:10:34he put all his
01:10:35valuables in here.
01:10:36Come on, ladies.
01:10:37We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:42A pathetic poser
01:10:43is too dumb
01:10:43to realize
01:10:44we're taking
01:10:44advantage of him.
01:10:45We hadn't
01:10:46took the fall.
01:10:47He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little
01:10:48too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted
01:10:50us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy,
01:10:53but you shouldn't
01:10:54have tried
01:10:54to swim
01:10:54with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember
01:10:57that next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait,
01:11:02I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly
01:11:09who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea
01:11:15who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:18Hey, calm down,
01:11:19Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:21He's not a nobody.
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:25He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web
01:11:27the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:36Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy
01:11:39like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots
01:11:58are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just
01:12:00waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:03No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:21Oh, God.
01:12:22And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:23isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric hutster
01:12:26from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable
01:12:30magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch
01:12:41that got me put away
01:12:43for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:46Huh?
01:12:47But as I recall,
01:12:49I did kill your brother.
01:12:51I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down
01:12:54that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:58We're gonna finish that job
01:12:59right now.
01:13:07Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect
01:13:10that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23I'm probably thinking,
01:13:24I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:36You guys brought flowers.
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:01That's enough.
01:14:09What?
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:12I sound like a bunch of hogs
01:14:13before getting butchered
01:14:14for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police
01:14:19are on their way
01:14:20and I want to make
01:14:21their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:23it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:26to live many years
01:14:27in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:33It's because you've been
01:14:34used in your casino
01:14:35as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring
01:14:38in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions
01:14:40can get you out of this.
01:14:42Because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic,
01:14:49you motherfucker.
01:15:07You did it, Eric.
01:15:09Untraceable Bitcoin
01:15:10cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off
01:15:12the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids
01:15:14through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love
01:15:24all the colors
01:15:24of the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books
01:15:31every day.
01:15:34I still can't understand
01:15:35how you found the money
01:15:36to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me
01:15:39if I told you.
01:15:42Hey.
01:15:43Mommy, Daddy,
01:15:44let's get ice cream
01:15:45before the show.
01:15:47Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:48You read my mind.
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see
01:15:52when I see.
01:15:52Always looking forward
01:15:53to it.
01:15:54Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:02Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:03allow me to introduce you
01:16:05to the newest member
01:16:06of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:09The one,
01:16:11the only,
01:16:12mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18charity is here.
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