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The Five Alpha Beasts Call Me God
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00:00In this world, everyone can awaken a beast form.
00:04But when their spirit goes berserk,
00:10they become monsters.
00:19When their spirit power breaks, the beast takes over.
00:47Only powerful female beastwope can bring them back.
00:58In this world, weakness is the ultimate sin.
01:08But she was different.
01:11To them, she was home.
01:19Wait, what was that?
01:21A dream or a memory?
01:24Your F rank, Alice.
01:26You can't soothe me.
01:28Your sister can.
01:29So she will be my wife.
01:33Don't blame me, sis.
01:35A female who can't soothe her mate is useless.
01:40Ivan chose me, and Mom and Dad approved it.
01:43Mom and Dad said this mansion was meant to be your wedding home,
01:47but even broke the bond so you don't get to stay.
01:51Take the key to the old house and get out.
02:07My son would never bite anyone.
02:10You're just a bad teacher.
02:15Wait, wasn't I just dealing with another kid-biting incident at preschool?
02:20How did I end up in a beast world?
02:22And as a useless F rank female?
02:25System Ferry, extreme resentment detected.
02:29The Beast God care system is now activated.
02:33Complete care missions to earn rewards and grow stronger.
02:36Would you like to claim your starter pack?
02:40I knew the system wouldn't leave me hanging.
02:42Activate it right now.
02:46Starter pack delivered.
02:47Ten bottles of spirit milk.
02:51Beginner quest one.
02:52Welcome one new beastling within three days.
02:56Complete the quest to claim your rewards.
02:59Quest rewards include a body enhancement potion.
03:03Facility rewards.
03:04One healing fountain and one spirit slide.
03:07Additional facilities.
03:08One earth sandbox and one wisdom tree.
03:18Care missions, beastlings, so basically a preschool for little beasts?
03:23That's right up my alley.
03:24Easy win.
03:32Fluffy paradise.
03:34Here I come.
03:38Good morning.
03:40Good morning.
03:42Alice's Beast Care Haven is now open for enrollment.
03:45Hey, that rabbit female's F rank spirit power is weaker than a newborn rat pup's.
03:50Isn't it obvious?
03:51What kind of parent would be crazy enough to send their kid here?
03:55In the beast world, weakness really is the ultimate sin.
03:59With my rock bottom F rank spirit power, there's no way I'm getting a single student.
04:24Oh, what a cute little tiger.
04:29In this world, cubs who can't shift into human form are thrown away like they're just...
04:36Defective.
04:37Looks like you're just like me.
04:40A poor little thing nobody wanted.
04:43How about you come with me?
04:45I'll take care of you.
04:46Promise.
04:56Weird.
04:57Where'd my uncle go?
04:59His spirit power went berserk on the battlefield, and now he's back in beast form with the mind of a
05:03cub.
05:03If the corrupted beasts find him first, we're screwed.
05:12Alice's beast care haven.
05:27Honestly, no matter how awful things get, Fluff fixes everything.
05:41Hungry, little guy?
05:51Slow down, little guy.
05:53No one's going to take it from you.
06:04Weird.
06:04Who's showing up right now?
06:06Wait, did somebody actually see my sign?
06:24I-I changed back.
06:42Did you miss me already?
06:44It's only been ten seconds.
06:46Huh.
06:53Weird.
06:54Who's showing up right now?
06:54Wait, did somebody actually see my sign?
07:00Oh my god!
07:02That face!
07:03That waist!
07:04That body!
07:05And that tail!
07:06Where did this absolute hottie come from?
07:08You!
07:08My uncle!
07:09No, I can't just tell them that.
07:11Someone sabotaged my uncle's spirit power treatment on the battlefield.
07:15That's why he went berserk and was forced back into beast form.
07:18If word gets out that the Tiger Clan's war god is a defenseless cub...
07:22Welcome to Alice's preschool!
07:23I'm Alice, the director.
07:26My uncle's scent trail cuts off right around here.
07:29She has him.
07:32Hey!
07:35Hey!
07:36Rude much?
07:37I didn't even invite you in!
07:41Ow!
07:42What are you, made of stone?
07:50Gray, I'm only lucid for the moment.
07:54Listen.
07:54Whatever it takes, make sure I stay with this female.
08:01Uncle David!
08:02He's out of it again.
08:04No, that's impossible.
08:07Uncle's spirit beast was completely shattered.
08:10Even the Tiger Clan elders begged an SS-ranked female for help.
08:13And she said he had zero chance of recovery.
08:16Wait, did this hottie just call that tiny cub Uncle?
08:20Am I hearing things or is he crazy?
08:25Did my nephew do anything while he was here?
08:28Oh, so he's your nephew.
08:35Well, not really.
08:37Unless chugging a bottle of milk counts.
08:42That's the legendary S-ranked spirit serum.
08:45Even an SS-ranked powerhouse would take ages to condense a single drop.
08:49And she just pulled it out of thin air like it was nothing.
08:52Something wrong with the milk?
08:55No wonder Uncle David told him to find her.
08:58No wonder he told him to stay.
09:02If this female has S-ranked spirit serum and can summon it at will,
09:06then who is she?
09:11No wonder he snapped out of it for a second.
09:13That was a whole bottle of high-grade spirit nutrient serum.
09:16That's why he told me to keep him here no matter what.
09:27Did you just say you're the director of this beast care haven?
09:31Yep.
09:31That's perfect.
09:35Please, let my nephew join your care haven.
09:39Whatever it costs, we'll pay.
09:41Congratulations, host.
09:43Beginner mission one complete.
09:45So he really is hot and nice.
09:47He's not even mad I took in his nephew.
09:49He's encrolling him.
09:50Beginner mission two released.
09:52Welcome three new beastlings within seven days.
09:55Complete the mission to claim your rewards.
10:03Don't worry, little guy.
10:05From now on, ten bottles a day.
10:07Every single day.
10:10Ten bottles of S-great spirit bill a day?
10:12Even the royals aren't this extravagant.
10:14Just who is this female?
10:16Director Alice.
10:18From now on, the Tiger Clan is yours to command.
10:23My uncle is the Tiger Clan's war god.
10:26If she can heal him, even the clan that would come in person and swear loyalty to her.
10:30Oh.
10:31Wow, no need to be that dramatic.
10:34I mean, dear Guardian, if you really want to help, could you recommend three more new beastlings?
10:40The more little ones we have, the more fun they'll have, right?
10:43No problem, Duralis.
10:45I'll bring them here within three days.
10:54This system is no joke.
10:56One bottle of milk and I won over a beastling.
10:59Now, let's see what this SS ring of body boost potion can do.
11:08Whoa!
11:09I feel amazing!
11:12I could take on a hundred Henry's dads right now.
11:15As for the care haven decor, just place it wherever it looks good in the yard.
11:42Remember what I told you.
11:45Director Alice runs a beast care haven.
11:47And the fewer people who know about our elders' damaged spirit power, the better.
11:52So today, the ones we brought are all our younger relatives.
12:08Director Alice, we're here!
12:10I brought them!
12:24A white tiger, a little wolf, a tiny bear, and a little dragon!
12:30Oh my god, is this fluffy heaven?
12:34Hi everyone!
12:35I'm Miss Alice, director of Alice Beast Care Haven.
12:38Welcome!
12:38We're running an enrollment special right now.
12:41Only 10,000 star coins for a whole year!
12:44Total bargain!
12:45No regrets!
12:47Rabbit clan?
12:48Uh, yes.
12:49Rabbit clan.
12:50What's your spirit power rank?
12:53Alice.
12:54So you really are here?
12:55Great.
12:56These two again.
12:58Oh, Alice, I know you're upset about awakening as a double F, getting dumped by the lion clan and being
13:07abandoned by mom and dad.
13:10But that doesn't mean you can scam people with our family's abandoned old house.
13:14Dahlia, stop making things up!
13:16Good thing I've been keeping an eye on this loser.
13:18Otherwise, I wouldn't have known she saved the Tiger Clan's war god and got close to the Dragon Bear and
13:23Wolf Clan.
13:23No, I can't let her build ties with these powerhouses.
13:27If she does, she'll rise above me sooner or later.
13:31F rank?
13:32You're joking, right, little female?
13:35Our younger relatives.
13:37Ordinary beast filk.
13:39If their spirit power goes berserk, they'd chew a little rabbit like you up for a snack.
13:47Duke, show some respect to this Alice.
13:51Gray, you told me David got better here.
13:53That's the only reason I came.
13:55But how is an F rank theme supposed to help my bro, my little brother, recover?
14:00Weird.
14:01Why does everyone keep tripping over their words?
14:03Brother, little brother, which is it?
14:09Let's go.
14:10Wait, please!
14:15Yes, I know my spirit power isn't impressive right now.
14:19And I know you don't trust me.
14:21But what little beastlings need most isn't always raw power.
14:25They need a quiet, safe place where they can relax.
14:28If you leave your little ones with me, I promise they'll be well-fed, happy, and properly cared for every
14:34single day.
14:36This idiot really thinks they brought ordinary little beastlings?
14:39She has no idea who they really are.
14:43Alice, having weak spirit power is one thing.
14:46But did your brain stop working too?
14:48Dahlia, what do you want now?
14:51The dragon, bear, and wolf clans are top-tier ancient beast clans.
14:56Do you think they're short on food, comfort, or resources?
14:59Do you think they need this shabby little yard?
15:02And if they go berserk, your pathetic F-rank spirit power won't stop anything.
15:11When that happens, you'll have no way out.
15:18Alice, I get it.
15:19This whole thing is just you trying to get my attention.
15:23But we're not in the same league.
15:25Give it up.
15:26Can you two shut up already?
15:29You've been yapping non-stop.
15:31What is this, a contest to see who's the bigger backstabber and who's the shameless homewrecker?
15:35You!
15:39Big talk.
15:40That's all you've got.
15:44Gentlemen, please take a look.
15:47This is my official badge from the Royal Healing Institute.
15:50I'm a gold-certified soother with S-rank spirit power.
15:56The Royal Healing Institute has an SS-rake marrying and more than GS-rake soovers on staff.
16:01For elites like you, your younger relative deserve top-tier resources and fully customized soothing plans.
16:06Not left in a shabby place like this with an F-rank female.
16:12Ivan, watch your mouth.
16:16Fine.
16:17Still beats this dump.
16:22Only S-rank soothers, but with an SS-rank barrier.
16:26It should be enough to contain the clan leader's preserve power.
16:37Wait, please!
16:39You're already here, so at least come inside and take a look.
16:42Alice, are you still not getting it?
16:44What does this place have to offer besides being run down?
16:48Your pathetic little F-rank spirit power?
16:52Miss Alice, I'm sorry.
16:53I didn't think it would go like this.
16:55It's not your fault.
16:56My spirit power's just too low.
16:59Nobody's going to take me seriously like this.
17:03Warning, beginner mission 2.
17:05Enroll 3 new students.
17:06Less than 4 days remaining.
17:08Please complete the mission as soon as possible.
17:11I'm just screwed.
17:12With F-rank spirit power, Ray is literally the only force not willing to trust me.
17:16No new dreams means no rewards.
17:18No rewards means no level up.
17:20Isn't this just a vicious cycle?
17:22You little hungry tiger.
17:24Ready for another bottle already?
17:36S-rank spirit serum?
17:39That's right.
17:40It's S-rank stealing serum.
17:42When our clan leader went berserk, our clan paid 300,000 star coins on the lake market for a single
17:47bottle.
17:47And this one's obviously even purer than the one we bottled.
17:50What?
17:50S-rank spirit serum?
17:52Impossible.
17:53How could a loser like Alice have something like that?
17:57Miss Alice, do you happen to have any more of that S-rank spirit serum?
18:02Spirit what now?
18:04Oh, you mean the beast milk.
18:07Of course we do.
18:08It's the free nutrition milk we provide for all little beastlings every day.
18:15What?
18:16Every day?
18:18Free?
18:19Yes.
18:20Little ones are growing.
18:22So of course they need good nutrition.
18:2410,000 star coins in tuition.
18:26And she provides spirit serum worth 300,000 a bottle every day?
18:29Not even the richest beast clan in the universe would be this extravagant.
18:33I've got a feeling if I walk away from this place today, I'll regret it for the rest of my
18:37life.
18:39This level of purity.
18:41And she's using it to feed little ones?
18:44You know what, Miss Alice?
18:45I suddenly realize you were absolutely right.
18:49Since we're already here, we really should bring the little one inside and have a look.
18:53Huh?
18:54Right, right!
18:55Since we're already here, Miss Alice, please let us come in and take a look!
19:00Please.
19:01Look.
19:02This little one has been begging to go inside.
19:05Ow-woo!
19:06See?
19:07He agrees!
19:08The wolf clan really has no shame.
19:11Even their little ones are part of the act.
19:13This one really wants to go in, too.
19:16Weren't they looking down on me just on Zizluwation?
19:18When they turns I so eager?
19:23My lords, you-
19:24Where did this loser get something like that?
19:27That's great!
19:28Please, come in!
19:32Just a heads up, our Beast Care Haven is brand new, so things are still a little bear-growns.
19:39Hope you don't mind.
19:53Watch your step, everyone.
19:54The yard's been cleaned up, but it's still a little bear bunny's.
19:56Yes.
20:19I'll be right back.
20:19I love you, too.
20:20I love you, too.
20:20There's no more.
20:21I love you, too.
20:26You're right now.
20:26intelligence, insight, and hidden abilities? Even the sandbox and slide are overflowing
20:32with the laws of the world itself?
20:36Oh my god, and she calls this bare bones? I'm a beast god. What does she consider luxurious?
20:43The beast god's own palace?
20:46I just set these up so I haven't had time to decorate properly. Please don't mind.
20:52Oh, Alice, you can't seriously think this pile of junk is enough to impress these gentlemen.
20:57They're the elite of the beast clans. Making them stand around in a dump like this is practically
21:01insult. My lords, I told you. My sister is completely-
21:07Shut up, you ignorant female.
21:11Lord Duke.
21:12If this is Miss Alice's idea of an insult, then please, insult me as much as you want.
21:18Weird. Why do these parents talk so strangely?
21:24Robert is reacting. This fountain of life, it's real.
21:31Miss Alice, I have a favor to ask.
21:35Go ahead.
21:38Would you let my bro, my little brother, take a dip in the fountain of life?
21:45I promise he's clean, and he won't secretly drink any of your precious water.
21:50The fountain of life? Does he mean the fountain?
21:55Fountain of life? It's just our beast care haven fountain. If the little ones like it,
22:01they can splash around any time.
22:03Any time? Splash around? She's allowing Robert to enter the fountain of life whenever he wants?
22:10It's fine. If the little dragon likes water, let him go.
22:18Robert, control yourself. Don't embarrass us.
22:30Alley-oop!
22:38Did that parrot just throw the little dragon like a dart?
22:58Robert's spirit power really calmed down.
23:02Dragon spirit power is the hardest to soothe.
23:04If even Robert can be calmed by this spring, then this really is the fountain of life by
23:09the beast god.
23:10This little yard really has something only the beast god's palace should have.
23:14Looks like he really likes the fountain.
23:16My lords, don't let her fool you!
23:19I'm her actual sister.
23:21I know exactly what she has.
23:23A worthless F rank nobody couldn't possibly have treasures like this.
23:28They're fake.
23:30Cheap junk dressed up to look real.
23:33Dahlia, what are you talking about now?
23:38Robert!
23:41What's wrong with the little dragon?
23:46My lords, look!
23:48The fountain of life is fake!
23:51Dragons already have fragile spirit power and now he's being corrupted!
23:56Alice!
23:57Are you trying to destroy the dragon clan's future?
24:01No, I didn't!
24:03It's just regular fountain water!
24:05Shut up!
24:08Shut up!
24:09Alice, you're vicious!
24:10You failed your awakening so now you're jealous of everyone else!
24:13Alice!
24:13You even used a fake fountain of life to hurt a dragon elder!
24:16You deserve everything that's coming to you!
24:18I really wasn't trying to hurt him.
24:21My lords, even though Alice is my sister, she's utterly wicked.
24:24On behalf of the rabbit clan, I cast her out.
24:26Punish her however you see fit.
24:30Everyone, Miss Alice isn't like that.
24:32There has to be a misunderstanding.
24:38Misunderstanding?
24:38What misunderstanding?
24:40The only thing I regret is trusting a double F trash female and hurting the brother I admire most!
24:47Perfect.
24:48The dragon clan is furious.
24:50Alice is dead for sure.
24:51Now you're going to pay with your life for deceiving and harming the dragon clan.
25:05I don't see why I don't care.
25:06I don't care.
25:08He's a wizard.
25:09Is he able to quit?
25:17No!
25:17I don't care.
25:18I don't care..
25:19Whatever it takes, keep me here!
25:21I'm here.
25:22Neil!
25:26The dragon's button is destroyed.
25:30why are you kneeling i i'm just just grateful grateful to me you helped calm my brothers my
25:40little brother's spirit power down a lot he told me i had to beg you to let him enroll here
25:45no
25:46matter what wasn't he trying to kill me just now how did this turn into begging me to enroll the
25:51little dragon dragons are the proudest clan if he's kneeling just to enroll here then his brother
25:57must have spoken to him telepathically which means this really is the fountain of life the legendary
26:03spring said to exist only in the peace god's palace if the fountain of life is real then everything
26:10else must be real too miss alice what is it can i take him over to sit under the tree
26:21for a bit
26:22i promise i'll just sit there i won't do anything anything at all
26:25oh my god a little brown bear who would have thought one day i'd get to pet a little bear
26:35cub
26:35whenever i want of course he's from the bear clan right they love climbing trees take him over and
26:44let him play maybe it'll cheer him up a little thank you miss alice no that's impossible i already stole
26:53her birthright
26:53how is she still rising and now she's getting close to all these powerhouses what if she figures it out
27:04what if she realizes i'm the one who took her tower
27:07damn it if i knew alice had these kinds of tricks on her sleeve i never would have rushed to
27:13replace my
27:14fiance
27:20no i can't let alice rise above her
27:24johnny the bear clan lord was tainted by the corrupted three years ago an s-grade female tried to soothe
27:30him
27:30but his spirit power was so unstable it shattered him
27:36ever since she's the only more print going to zone
27:42spirit induction crystal
27:59clan lord
28:00holy that is one big bear why is the clan lever going berserk all of a sudden miss alice get
28:08out
28:08of the way huh look out an ss rank bear clan lord going berserk alice you're dead meat
28:40that's impossible holy crap this little female just flipped the clan lord
28:50impossible isn't she just f rank trash how does she have that kind of strength
29:04all right fine back where i came from i was a total pushover but now i throw hands
29:15by the beast god
29:20go for it
29:40that's the bear clan lord unstoppable on the battlefield even my uncle in his prime would
29:45have taken him head on and she just sent him flying bro bro i got you all wrong so when
29:51you told me to kneel you were trying to save my life bro i knew you had my back
29:56the clan lord really calmed down no impossible how is she not dead tired yourself out huh
30:15cubs really are the cutest things in the world adult beastlake are just the absolute worst
30:22i absolutely cannot let this female find out i'm not actually a cub
30:34miss alice are you all right i'm fine it's just did i go a little too hard just now i
30:45think
30:46probably not i got so caught up thinking beast edge cubs could handle a rock tumble i totally forgot
30:53their guardian was standing right there my son hit someone no way maybe you should be asking what
30:58in the environment made him act out it says processed on shared equipment with peanuts he
31:04doesn't even have an allergy but what if he reacts anyway should i use the emergency shot
31:10dealing with furious guardians is scarier than facing a giant five-meter bear
31:21alice you laid hands on the noble bear clan an apology won't save you now alice you really did
31:30cross a line but if you hand this place over right now i might speak on behalf of the lion
31:37chan
31:37and spare your life since when does the lion clan speak for the bear clan
31:51surviving the bear clan lord strength even by luck means her body is stronger than i thought
31:57and rabbit clan bloodlines are known for their compatibility if i make her mine
32:03my own bloodline will only grow stronger ivan i'm your fiance how dare you
32:11my lord my sister dare dare to disrespect the bear clan you can't let her get away with this
32:18you're right i absolutely can't let miss alice get away
32:25you're finished this time so please let me explain
32:33huh miss alice
32:39i finally found someone who can keep our clan lord
32:44no no i mean someone who can keep our young lord in check please you have to take him in
32:51and i'm begging you let him stay here full time
33:02no how is this possible alice is just a useless f-rank female
33:07how could the famous bear clan be begging to get it into this rundown academy
33:15what do you know lord johnny hasn't been this calm in ages
33:19my lords
33:23my lords you are the pride of the dragon and wolf clams
33:28surely you can see through alice's little act
33:31she is nothing but a useless rake female you have to
33:34miss alice
33:36you have to at robert first
33:42lord duke
33:43robert barely takes up any space
33:46just give him a box
33:47and he'll sleep fine
33:50besides i was the first one to kneel and beg you
33:56bullshit
33:57i was first
34:01you were crying
34:02that doesn't count
34:07for the wolf clan's prodigy
34:09screw it
34:23miss alice
34:24look
34:26our cub likes you so much he's already asking you to accept him
34:34shameless
34:36thank you for the compliment
34:38are you all out of your minds
34:42the dragon wolf and bear clans
34:45they're all fighting for a place with her
34:48this place must be hiding a secret
34:58all right stop fighting over it
35:03cubs
35:04accepted
35:05all of them
35:09ding
35:10congratulations host
35:12beginner mission to complete
35:13three new inscripts is accepted
35:15rewards
35:16one ss rank spirit boost potion
35:18one hundred tons of exotic beast meat per day
35:21and one hundred bottles of beast milk per day
35:23stored in system inventory
35:27great
35:28at least i won't have to worry about keeping them fed anymore
35:33influence threshold reached
35:35system shop unlocked
35:37main quest issued
35:39expand your influence
35:40and earn points
35:42beast god core
35:4780 million points
35:4880 million?
35:50i only have 40 points right now
35:52would i need 8 million cubs for this?
35:54how is that even possible?
35:58alice
35:59you got lucky this time
36:00next time i won't let you off
36:03if i can't take openly
36:05i'll find another way
36:20finally
36:21those annoying adult beast trick are gone
36:23come here little fluff balls
36:25let miss alice snuggle you
36:26miss alice
36:28cuddles
36:30little bear
36:31you can talk
36:32that's so cute
36:35here have some beast milk
36:40miss alice
36:41like you
36:43aww
36:43whose little wolf is this
36:45so well behaved
36:51one is the bear clan's war beast
36:53from the battlefield
36:53the other is the wolf clan's most temperamental prodigy
36:57and now they're both acting obedient in front of an f-reg female
37:00i didn't think regressing into cub form would dull their minds too
37:04right david?
37:06miss alice
37:07cuddles
37:08like you
37:12this little white tiger is way too sweet
37:15this female is generous
37:17and clearly no ordinary person
37:19showing some good will is a rational choice
37:22dragons are wise
37:23but proud
37:24robert will regret acting so alire
37:26hypocrite
37:27a dragon would never sloop that low
37:34oh the little white tiger even licked my hand
37:40it's getting late
37:42time to get you all cleaned up and ready to rest
37:48cleaned up
37:49clean
37:51a bath?
37:52stupid tiger
37:54let's see how you keep pretending now
37:56good thing i'm a dragon
37:58dragons don't need baths
38:01no absolutely not
38:03i've kept my innocence for 20 years
38:05i am not giving in now
38:08weird
38:09i know cats hate baths
38:12but white tigers too
38:14or maybe cubs just get stressed out easily
38:18system open the shop
38:21i need to redeem an item
38:23right away host
38:24redeem the restoration serum
38:29stupid tiger
38:30let's see you keep up the act now
38:33good thing i'm a dragon
38:35dragons don't do baths
38:42the radiant restoration serum
38:45the legendary elixir that restores beast beak
38:48who've regressed after going berserk
38:51but the ingredients for radiant restoration serum
38:54went extinct after the great war
38:56who exactly is this female
38:58a single drop of radiant restoration serum
39:02at this contrition would fetch a fortune at auction
39:04and she has a whole bottle
39:17easy there little guy
39:18you've got scales not fur
39:20you don't need a bath
39:23damn it
39:24who said dragons don't need baths
39:29i do
39:30i love baths
39:38so firm
39:41don't move
39:42i want a bath too
39:51no
39:52i can't
39:53this female said she hates adult beast will
40:07i swear i just felt a set of rock hard abs
40:11am i so desperate for a boyfriend that i'm hallucinating
40:14whatever let's get this little guy washed up
40:17miss alice
40:18you're responsible for me now
40:20all right all right
40:22i'm definitely responsible for you now
40:26if i'd known acting cute would get me a bath
40:28and radiant restoration serum
40:30i would have
40:32all right you two are up next
40:34bath time
40:35well well
40:36two new male guests
40:38so she does know better
40:39step right in gentlemen
40:53that damn female
40:55how dare she treat me like this
40:58it's not like i wanted a bath
41:01that so-called radiant restoration serum is probably fake anyway
41:08that was the bear clan lord's cry
41:10i knew something was wrong with the serum
41:15it's okay johnny
41:16baths feel good
41:18i promise
41:20can you come down for me
41:28am i seeing this right
41:30johnny the bear clan lord who doesn't even flinch at battlefield wounds
41:34is scared of a bath
41:40be good
41:41it'll be over soon
41:48you all stay put okay
41:50i'm gonna grab towels and a blow ryer
41:56come on
41:57this is the legendary radiant restoration serum
42:00if my old man knew i got to bathe in something this precious
42:03he'd throw me into the wolf clan lake
42:05and scrub every bit of fluff off me
42:07for the rest of the clan to drink
42:15no bath
42:15then i'll sneak one
42:19see that
42:20even the dragon clan's war god
42:23is sneaking over to soak in our leftover bath water
42:26and you're acting like one drop of water would kill you
42:40keep talking
42:42i'll turn you into wolf stew
42:50tom robert's just trying to scare you
42:52don't worry
42:54david
42:55robert
42:56this female can pull out god jeer items like they're nothing
43:01she's clearly no ordinary person
43:05johnny
43:06you're really back i thought
43:09they say bears
43:11are simple
43:12and dragons are cunning
43:14but i'm telling you
43:16the honest looking ones have the darkest hearts
43:19he definitely recovered ages ago
43:21he's just been pretending to be a cub to get that female's attention
43:27what
43:29you're you're trying to steal my female
43:31she touched me all over
43:33and she already said she's responsible for me
43:40hate to break it to you
43:42but she touched
43:43all four of us
43:46that's different
43:48she treated you like cubs
43:50like you're not a cub yourself
43:52weird
43:53did i just hear men's voices
44:06all right
44:07time to get you all dried off
44:09remember
44:10stay in cub form
44:12do not let the female figure us out
44:19this female's hands are so warm
44:29this feels
44:31really good
44:33the bear clan lord really knows when to swallow his pride
44:38johnny's actually sacrificing himself so none of us get caught
44:42what a legend
44:43damn you johnny and you said you weren't trying to steal my female
44:48it's not like i'm actually enjoying this right exactly
44:53oh johnny you're so good
44:56it's not like i'm actually enjoying this
44:58right
44:59right exactly
45:07system give me my spirit boost potion
45:22huh
45:22huh
45:22kind of sweet
45:27but why does my head feel so
45:29heavy
45:49you're so good
46:00style rabbits are weak to begin with and she's still just a young female and you stupid tiger
46:14think you're fit to be her mate she looks so sweet you touch me all over
46:31so one little taste should be fair right
46:44i'm going to be your mate someday anyway
47:04i hate weak rabbits
47:08so why does this one make me want to get closer
47:25new student of flakefection increased random quest issued have all new students complete and record one group activity
47:36reward soothing song use your voice to soothe cubs and ease their minds and bodies
47:44a group activity easy all right little ones let me teach you a game all right little ones follow my
47:53moves
48:08great job david keep going
48:11and wash the spider out out came the sun and dried up
48:17tom is trying so hard too
48:19itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again
48:29wow robert's little sun is adorable too
48:35itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout
48:41johnny you're being so good
48:43i am the pride of the wolf clan
48:46a war god who makes corrupted beasts tremble on the battlefield
48:51a clan lord whose word is law
48:54doing something this girly
48:56no one can ever find out
49:04all done now i can show this to your folks when they come pick you up
49:19random quest complete reward delivered soothing song
49:25great job everyone now let's keep going
49:38my spirit power may not have fully recovered yet but i'm still one of dragon clan's top prodigies
49:43this tiny f-rake female thinks she can keep me under control
49:46watch this huh looks like our little dragon is extra eager today
49:55then i'll do it with you
50:08damn this female how dare she treat me like a toy
50:16my spirit power actually increased how is that possible
50:24my spirit power
50:31pick me pick me
50:35miss alice you said it yourself i was the eager one
50:43don't worry i'll do it with each of you later
50:46but right now it's time to make you all something yummy
50:56i'll do it with each of you later
50:56since it's for cubs it has to be nutritious and easy to digest
51:02system redeem barbecue seasoning and kitchen tools
51:12time to give this world a taste of modern cooking
51:39the female i've got my eye on really is something special her spirit power may only be effort
51:45frank but she did put my body into all sorts of positions
51:51so i suppose i could ruckluckly become her mate
51:55robert you're trying to steal my female too
52:00enough stop arguing whatever this female is preparing is probably cub food
52:06but our spirit power is unstable right now if we eat unprocessed food we could go berserk
52:13contact our clans immediately and have them send suitable food over
52:24you must be starving look what i made for you babies special baby food
52:34smells so good oops forgot the utensils
52:47let me go i need to eat don't move can't you smell it that aroma is even richer than anything
52:56served
52:56at an imperial banquet coming coming
53:04morning are the cubs folks coming to check on them
53:16what are you doing here
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