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00:00:01As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party, and I'm
00:00:09going to wow them all. Until...
00:00:13What is she wearing?
00:00:15Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:00:19I didn't think you'd come.
00:00:22This outfit is a choice.
00:00:24Did I come to the wrong place?
00:00:27Everyone, our love expert, Mia. She's dressed a bit special today, so it's the perfect time for everyone to get
00:00:36to know her.
00:00:39Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:00:44I thought this was Professor Brain's costume party.
00:00:48Oh, you received this invitation? Sorry.
00:00:53Yours is fake.
00:00:55We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:00:58Let's post it and title it, The Bunny Girl Breakdown.
00:01:03The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:01:20That's enough.
00:01:22What are you all doing here?
00:01:25Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:01:27Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:01:32I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:01:35Are you okay? I was seriously over the line.
00:01:39Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:01:42Screw them! I mean, you're amazing. They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:01:47Still pretending to be an academic?
00:01:51Maybe your next paper should be titled, How to Public Yourself Under Embarrassed.
00:01:58Alright, Amy. Let's make this interesting.
00:02:03Ten seconds. And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:02:07Are you dreaming? You're crazy.
00:02:11If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:02:16And if I lose, then I will delete my thesis.
00:02:22And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:02:25Do.
00:02:34Leo, right?
00:02:39It was really cool what you did over there.
00:02:43Mia?
00:02:44And do you remember my name?
00:02:46It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:02:52I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:02:55Or is that just a theory?
00:03:08Wait.
00:03:12Her earring is caught on my couch.
00:03:31It's in your eyes.
00:03:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
00:03:45There's something in those eyes
00:03:48Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:03:51I can't take no more lies
00:03:55There's something in those eyes
00:04:02Find out everything you can about Mia
00:04:06Oh, and call my wife
00:04:10I want to meet her
00:04:11You got it?
00:04:21You said ten seconds
00:04:23I counted six
00:04:24I mean, that was insane
00:04:26You had the whole room holding their breath
00:04:28Even Leo
00:04:29Step one to Mia's love theory
00:04:31Create controlled chaos
00:04:33And what was the result?
00:04:35Chemistry 1A
00:04:36Dopamine activation
00:04:41Hello?
00:04:46So she crashed an exclusive dinner
00:04:49Forged the invitation
00:04:51And put on that performance
00:04:53And calls it research?
00:04:55I think there might be some misunderstanding
00:04:57I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department
00:05:00Perfect GPA, no disciplinary record
00:05:05Place of birth to Oregon?
00:05:08She's just like her
00:05:11How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:05:12Oh, all set
00:05:13It's today
00:05:18My husband wants to meet me today
00:05:22Seriously?
00:05:23That prick didn't even go to the wedding
00:05:24You're gonna see him
00:05:25Nope
00:05:26Love is the last thing I need to be happy
00:05:37Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:05:45I do
00:05:51There, Mom
00:05:52Now I am married to a stranger
00:05:55Who lives thousands of miles away
00:05:56I hope you're happy
00:05:59My parents arranged the marriage before they died
00:06:02I haven't even met the man
00:06:05I need to get a divorce
00:06:06ASAP
00:06:12Lily!
00:06:13Oh my gosh!
00:06:15Long time no see!
00:06:18What are our plans?
00:06:20I need you to pretend to be me
00:06:23And divorce my husband that I've never met
00:06:25Hold on
00:06:26Why me?
00:06:27Because
00:06:28You know me better than anyone
00:06:31And you have a ton of experience
00:06:33Handling jerks
00:06:35Girl, you called me because of that
00:06:36No, wait, Lily, Lily
00:06:44Say no more
00:06:46When are we gonna do that?
00:06:48Well
00:07:05Oh my god
00:07:07Mia's husband is just my type
00:07:12Are you Leo Brian?
00:07:14Yes, please
00:07:16Sit
00:07:24I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married
00:07:28I'll make it up to you
00:07:30This marriage was our parents' idea
00:07:32But I'll put you through college
00:07:35You can divorce after you graduate
00:07:38Actually, I...
00:07:39I know you have a lot of student debt
00:07:43And you're welcome to move in with me
00:07:55Let me think about it
00:07:57Let me know when you've thought it over
00:08:05It's okay, I've got this
00:08:11See you later
00:08:12See you later
00:08:29Oh my god, girl
00:08:30Lily
00:08:31Oh my gosh, tell me everything that happened
00:08:33Your husband is so ugly and dirt poor tooth
00:08:36I mean, he even tried to fill me up
00:08:38You dodged a bullet
00:08:40Wait, Lily
00:08:40I'm so sorry
00:08:42Are you okay?
00:08:43Well
00:08:44No problem
00:08:45Because I just keep him right in the family's rules
00:08:49So just forget if he ever existed, okay?
00:08:52Okay
00:08:53Well, let me at least make you dinner
00:08:57Please, it's the least I can do
00:09:02Rejected
00:09:03The psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data
00:09:09Then what do you want me to do?
00:09:11Find the perfect man
00:09:12Bag the perfect man
00:09:13And then get back to me
00:09:14Good luck with that one
00:09:26Who is the perfect guy?
00:09:30What are you going to do?
00:09:32Graduation's in three months
00:09:33Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl
00:09:36I mean, you need a guinea pig and fast
00:09:44Leo Bryan
00:09:46He's a visiting professor here
00:09:48Wow
00:09:50Fate is working overtime with you two
00:10:00Mr. Bryan
00:10:02You're not supposed to fall for your students
00:10:12Back to her with Mia
00:10:13It'll be a piece of cake
00:10:15I'll just implement step two of Mia's
00:10:18Wrong
00:10:19Men are visual creatures
00:10:21You need to catch his eye first
00:10:27Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI
00:10:34This is mortifying
00:10:36I thought he was the only one here
00:10:38And I'm looking for an assistant
00:10:55We are the obvious choice
00:10:57Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project
00:11:01As you may know, Amy's dad is the CEO
00:11:04Stop!
00:11:05Connections won't get you anywhere with me
00:11:06Go
00:11:08I'm not repeating myself
00:11:13He really is the perfect guy
00:11:16Why?
00:11:16You
00:11:18Go
00:11:20Me?
00:11:21Why?
00:11:22I don't want anybody working for me who is more concerned about clothes than research
00:11:33Who wrote this?
00:11:35Psychology of Love
00:11:37You're right?
00:11:43That's one of the best reports I've ever read
00:11:48Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:11:50The one and only
00:11:51It says here you were born in Oregon
00:11:53Sister city, to be exact
00:11:56Do you have a boyfriend?
00:11:59Absolutely
00:12:01Positively
00:12:02100% no
00:12:04Holy shit!
00:12:06He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone
00:12:10Oh!
00:12:11Oh!
00:12:11He is so in love with me
00:12:15Her name is identical to my wife's
00:12:17And she's from the same city
00:12:24You got the job
00:12:26Everyone else can go
00:12:28Sorry
00:12:29Thank you, Professor Bryan
00:12:33Just keep things professional
00:12:36Or you're done
00:12:38Just do your job
00:12:42Step number three and Mia's guide to romance
00:12:45Spice things up with a little physical contact
00:12:54Just making sure my boss looks good
00:12:58I wanna hold you
00:13:02Under the red moon
00:13:06Me?
00:13:07I'd be more worried about yourself
00:13:10My grandma wouldn't wear that dress
00:13:12Well your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way
00:13:16Anson
00:13:19Familiarize her with the projects over the next few days
00:13:22Understood
00:13:27Listen up, Lily
00:13:28Rent's on me this month
00:13:31What?
00:13:32You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:13:35This is Leo Bryan
00:13:38And I'm gonna be his research assistant
00:13:41Um, Leo Bryan? Do you know he's your husband?
00:13:45Kenny Pink?
00:13:46Yeah
00:13:47I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm gonna pass this semester
00:13:49Girl
00:13:51Girl
00:13:51Listen to me
00:13:53I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:13:55And he hooks up with girls all night
00:13:58Please
00:13:58Stay away from him
00:14:00Please
00:14:13Stay away from him
00:14:15Hmm
00:14:20Baby
00:14:20I have nowhere to go
00:14:22You said you would take care of me
00:14:29Cause we're married, right?
00:14:36Cause we're married, right?
00:14:40So
00:14:41Where are we sleeping to?
00:14:46Just stay in your own lane
00:14:48You can have the upstairs
00:14:58This
00:14:58All gonna be mine one day
00:15:00Leo
00:15:01You're gonna fall for me
00:15:03Whether you like it
00:15:04Or not
00:15:07Professor Bryan still hasn't asked you out
00:15:11No?
00:15:12You know, I'm starting to think that
00:15:14Maybe my method doesn't actually work
00:15:17You should ask your roommate Lily
00:15:18Guy's over
00:15:20Not my roommate anymore
00:15:22She just moved in with her new boyfriend
00:15:25They're so jealous that you're like this
00:15:28With Professor Bryan
00:15:30Listen
00:15:31I hate to be a bummer
00:15:32But
00:15:32Everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league
00:15:36Bullshit
00:15:36I am nice
00:15:38I am hard working
00:15:40And I have my masters
00:15:41What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:15:45Uh, I know
00:15:46I am Professor Jackoff
00:15:47And I'm a total asshole
00:15:49You're right
00:15:50I never shut up
00:15:52And I love to hear the sound of my own voice
00:15:55He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met
00:16:03What?
00:16:05What?
00:16:12What a coincidence
00:16:13If it isn't my favorite professor
00:16:17I didn't realize you were so two-faced
00:16:21I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow
00:16:23But
00:16:33A fancy date?
00:16:35It's happening
00:16:35I mean, I can't believe it
00:16:37Leo really asked you out
00:16:39Finally
00:16:40It's my turn
00:16:45Hmm
00:16:46Mia
00:16:46I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Bryan tomorrow
00:16:51Yeah
00:16:53You don't have to worry about me
00:16:56You're such a good friend
00:16:59But now I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow
00:17:03Go girl
00:17:09Leo
00:17:10Oh, I'm sorry Mia
00:17:11Leo is mine
00:17:16Step 4 in Mia's Guide to Romance
00:17:19A.B.X.
00:17:21Always be smiling
00:17:23What are you doing?
00:17:34Hi
00:17:36This is a very important meeting
00:17:38I'll give out the samples I mentioned in my notes
00:17:41Later?
00:17:42Leo
00:17:45What the fuck?
00:17:51Come on, hurry up
00:17:53His notes must have been in the invite
00:17:55Where did it go?
00:17:56Mia, come on
00:17:58Get your head in the gate
00:18:01Good to see you
00:18:12Long time no see
00:18:13How have you been?
00:18:14Good
00:18:14Should we have a toast?
00:18:16We should, thank you
00:18:17Oh
00:18:17I brought the samples that you asked for
00:18:20Yeah
00:18:20Mia, you wanna show them?
00:18:23Mia, the samples
00:18:33Sample?
00:18:35You must be starving
00:18:42Honey, I'm not feeling well
00:18:44I shouldn't have drunk
00:18:45When an empty stomach
00:18:49Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no
00:18:53So why don't you eat first and we'll talk later
00:18:56Thank you
00:18:57Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart
00:18:59Everyone needs a lot about business
00:19:01It's just a nice change of pace
00:19:04Yeah, she's a great girl
00:19:07One second
00:19:09We should eat
00:19:10Let's talk over there, shall we?
00:19:14Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:19:17I thought this was a date
00:19:20A date?
00:19:21Really?
00:19:23You're into your professor?
00:19:27I...
00:19:31I...
00:19:32Don't misunderstand this
00:19:34You're only here because Amazon's busy
00:19:35Yeah
00:19:37Of course
00:19:39Keep this professional
00:19:44Jetty's ready
00:19:45Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian
00:19:48Great
00:19:49Lead the way
00:19:55I just can't get to break, can I?
00:20:00Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:20:02Not good
00:20:03I'm an idiot
00:20:04I thought it was a date
00:20:05And it's not
00:20:05And I'm out on my ass
00:20:07Fuck this!
00:20:14This day just keeps getting worse
00:20:17And worse
00:20:18This day just keeps getting worse
00:20:33And worse
00:20:38Leo
00:20:39Leo?
00:20:40You came?
00:20:45Run
00:20:45And don't make a sound
00:20:47I don't wanna be found
00:20:48Streetman
00:20:49Don't hold me down
00:20:50Whatever make it
00:20:51I'm through
00:20:56I couldn't leave you here alone
00:20:58You are my assistant after all
00:21:02That is very nice of you
00:21:05I'm sorry about it earlier
00:21:07I didn't explain myself quite clearly
00:21:09But you did well
00:21:12You shouldn't push yourself
00:21:13Here, take this
00:21:30I'm gonna get you all wet
00:21:32Don't worry about me
00:21:33I got this
00:21:42I need to trip Leo forever
00:21:45Tonight's the night we make an heir
00:21:52It's okay, I can do it myself
00:21:56You want something to drink?
00:21:57I'm good
00:21:59What's wrong?
00:22:01I got it
00:22:10Damn it
00:22:16Do you always have random hookups?
00:22:20There's a lesson from your professor
00:22:24Every conclusion
00:22:27He needs
00:22:28Evidence
00:22:30To back it up
00:22:36Would you like to find out?
00:22:38Mm-hmm
00:22:47He is so sexy
00:22:49Sexy
00:22:53I almost forgot what his lips taste like
00:23:00How many girls have just melted looking in those eyes?
00:23:06But I'm your professor
00:23:09I won't take it that trivial
00:23:12Seems like a gentleman to me
00:23:15I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night
00:23:19So why did Lily say that?
00:23:27Miss Rose
00:23:28Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers
00:23:30Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers
00:23:33Thank you, Harvey
00:23:35Mia is married?
00:23:38Mia is married?
00:23:41Thank you, Harvey
00:23:47Was that your parents?
00:23:50No, actually my parents are dead
00:23:55I'm sorry
00:23:58I'll take you home
00:24:00You really don't have to do that
00:24:08Thanks for the ride
00:24:09Where were you?
00:24:11We were waiting for you
00:24:12It was kind of a thing
00:24:13Sorry
00:24:15It's okay, we were just
00:24:16I'm scared shitless
00:24:18Okay?
00:24:19I'm glad you're alright
00:24:23Hey
00:24:24Uh, Miss Rose got home safe
00:24:26So, I'm off to the bar
00:24:29Oh, uh, there was some guy there
00:24:31Though he was, like, pushing her around
00:24:32What? Who?
00:24:36I couldn't get a good look at him
00:24:38But, they went inside together
00:24:41Now, she is obviously after you
00:24:44So, why don't you just fire her?
00:24:46We need our expertise
00:24:48And, as a professor, I should keep an eye on her
00:24:51Mmm, yeah, good excuse
00:24:54Look into her supposed husband
00:25:13We haven't spent any time together
00:25:16Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:25:21We're getting a divorce after you graduate
00:25:24So, don't get any ideas
00:25:28I'll come back after you're dressed
00:25:36I won't let real new take you away from me
00:25:41Phew
00:25:49Wait, so he carried you home?
00:25:51He's totally in love with you
00:25:53Wait, so he carried you home?
00:25:54Advance congratulations on, uh, graduating early
00:25:57It's...
00:26:02Stay the fuck away from me
00:26:06We are never going to happen?
00:26:10He's playing me like a damn puppet
00:26:13You know how men are
00:26:15They treat women like easy come, easy go
00:26:18It's textbook Matthew effect
00:26:21I showed my hand too soon
00:26:22Don't give up that easy
00:26:24We still have plan B
00:26:26The cold shoulder
00:26:29Maybe he's just stubborn
00:26:35Take this, it was developed by my department
00:26:37It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat
00:26:40And brain waves
00:26:42Emma
00:26:43You are a genius
00:26:46Lee O'Brien
00:26:47You ain't seen nothing yet
00:26:49The cold shoulder
00:26:52Blinderszneegar
00:26:54Ephesians
00:26:55Thick ì–‘
00:27:12eating alone professor Brian I usually lunch on my own but you're welcome to
00:27:18join me sorry for the misunderstanding I just wanted to borrow this you're not
00:27:24really my time
00:27:40oh yeah nice work he's definitely jealous
00:27:59how can feelings just disappear like that
00:28:07how can me say I'm not her type it seems like you care about her more than you should professor
00:28:14I found something on her list
00:28:16seems like she's secretly married none of her classmates know we need a PI
00:28:32she's too innocent I'm afraid that someone was going to take advantage of her
00:28:35I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her
00:28:40she lives in a shady part of town girls in bars get her ass there all the time
00:28:51professor Brian I need the afternoon off
00:28:54why well if you must know I have a date
00:29:00with who now that is really none of your business
00:29:04you can't I need you this afternoon miss assistant
00:29:18and it's totally working he's taking me out shopping
00:29:23careful
00:29:25what are you talking to
00:29:26it's private
00:29:28and what are you trying to spy on your assistant
00:29:31why don't you help me pick something out
00:29:35which one do you like
00:29:43try it on
00:29:45it's for a birthday present
00:29:47how did you know that tomorrow's my birthday
00:29:51tomorrow's your birthday
00:30:04same name hometown and birthday
00:30:08way too many coincidences
00:30:10and I'm standing in front of you
00:30:14and I'm standing in front of you
00:30:16these are gorgeous
00:30:21are they really for me
00:30:22I
00:30:23actually they're
00:30:26a gift for someone else
00:30:30if I didn't know better
00:30:31I think this Mia was my wife
00:30:34sorry
00:30:37my mistake
00:30:39shit
00:30:40is he interested in someone else
00:30:42pick up the pace
00:30:44Mia
00:30:58Mia
00:30:59hold on
00:31:06you look beautiful on them
00:31:07now why would you give me something so nice
00:31:11if you don't look good it makes me look like a bad boss
00:31:15here
00:31:17have this fitness bracelet as a gift
00:31:27hey what's up
00:31:29yes I will see you at the bar later tonight
00:31:35who are you going out with
00:31:39who are you going out with
00:31:40I am off the clock
00:31:42boss
00:31:44don't worry about me
00:31:46she lives in a shady part of town
00:31:49girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:31:53you can't go out to a bar at night
00:31:55it's dangerous
00:31:56what do you like me or something
00:32:01just admit you're jealous
00:32:04you're not going out tonight
00:32:06you're going back to the lab
00:32:09to run some tests
00:32:11that I need to be ASAP
00:32:31what is this
00:32:36what is this
00:32:37that is a luminal test
00:32:42the hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline
00:32:45it makes this
00:32:48oxidization with the iron
00:32:49which
00:32:51explain it like I'm five
00:32:53take us for example
00:32:56we reacted before we even knew it
00:32:58kind of looks like a galaxy
00:33:00don't you think
00:33:03it does
00:33:10your heart is racing
00:33:12it must be broken
00:33:17midnight
00:33:19happy birthday
00:33:22we worked hard today
00:33:24make a wish
00:33:26I haven't begun to think about that
00:33:30I have an idea
00:33:32with just one kiss
00:33:34we're alive
00:33:36you know it's a shame
00:33:52but the stars aren't out tonight
00:33:56I love it
00:33:59Mia
00:34:03oh my god it's beautiful
00:34:05I love the stars
00:34:33you know I haven't really gotten the chance to
00:34:37look at the stars
00:34:38since my parents passed
00:34:39so thank you
00:34:42Professor Brett
00:34:44it's my pleasure
00:34:53you're a listener
00:34:54I know you're a drunk
00:35:00step number five
00:35:02and Mia's going to go to romance
00:35:04take risks
00:35:07Mia's going to romance
00:35:09be talking about
00:35:29why are you naked
00:35:32what happened last night
00:35:34are you afraid we forgot to cuddle
00:35:38dumbass
00:35:38happy
00:35:40horror
00:35:40dud
00:35:41in
00:35:42I'm
00:35:42I'm
00:35:49you
00:35:51I'm
00:36:00don't
00:36:01I'm
00:36:02I'm
00:36:02you
00:36:07I'm
00:36:15oh god that was close why are you so relieved back up professor you getting cold feet
00:36:25remember it was you that kissed me the day we met total accident i swear my bad
00:36:35no shower
00:36:50data is all over the place
00:36:55maybe he does like me
00:37:05holy shit they slept together
00:37:11that bitch
00:37:12fucked her professor just graduated
00:37:21i need another favor
00:37:23can you take some divorce papers to my husband
00:37:26oh sure bessie let's me to the bar
00:37:33utilizing the halo effect is step nine in mia's guide to romance
00:37:38edward l thorndyke theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love
00:37:45no no i i'm i'm not in love with him
00:37:51careful ma'am
00:37:54oh it's blinding
00:37:59um i have to go write some essays
00:38:07my whole thesis is out the window science is a joke
00:38:15you got me there
00:38:18apparently no scientific explanation for that
00:38:20hello hello lily oh my gosh how are you i'm feeling great my boyfriend is so obsessed with
00:38:33me he's showing me with cash so lucky yeah you must have really good taste see that wow
00:38:44that's beautiful he must love spending money on you yes he does
00:38:49oh i do have a favor to ask you
00:38:54would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband
00:38:59please
00:39:01please don't rush me
00:39:03actually is that it i have to go
00:39:05lily what's gotten into you you've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy
00:39:11can i can i at least meet him or it's okay he's a very busy man i i have to
00:39:18go
00:39:18uh bye
00:39:22you sure have some generous friends mia
00:39:25what's that supposed to mean
00:39:26she saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep it and for free too
00:39:33i should give this back
00:39:37hey cutie you're here to pick me up
00:39:41i was on the way
00:39:47uh i feel so sick
00:39:49what's wrong
00:39:53uh can we go
00:40:01yeah professor brian
00:40:03what are you doing here
00:40:05uh my friend she lost this necklace trying to get back to her
00:40:15i gotta find her sorry
00:40:30she had the necklace i gave you
00:40:33how do you know her
00:40:34i know her from high school we were both named mia so we were obviously friends
00:40:40why are you hiding from her
00:40:42uh she wants me to lend her some cash not interested
00:40:49yeah she's the worst
00:40:50should stay away from her
00:40:53i know her
00:40:55what you're saying doesn't sound like you two are friends
00:41:00i guess i'll give it to her later
00:41:10maya rose
00:41:11i'm grace your mother-in-law
00:41:20sweetheart
00:41:21i heard you want a divorce
00:41:24that's true but you don't have to worry about me
00:41:31my son gave this to you right
00:41:34no actually that's my friend lily's
00:41:37impossible i helped them pick it out
00:41:40i'm positive
00:41:41lily accepted a gift from him
00:41:43mia
00:41:45i promised your mom i'd look after you
00:41:49please talk to my son
00:41:59look sticky how's your experiment coming along
00:42:01um well if you look at the graph here you can see the time and location
00:42:05cut to the point okay
00:42:06he kissed me and his heart rate reached 130.
00:42:09130. mine would reach 132 if i got one million in grunts
00:42:13what more do you want from me
00:42:15how about a video of him saying that he loves you
00:42:18what who's in love with me huh
00:42:24she has a secret admirer i think we need to congratulate her
00:42:29really
00:42:31who
00:42:31i have no idea
00:42:35my office now
00:42:45am i here just so you can watch me work
00:42:48i'm running a launch for the new ai next week
00:42:51after that
00:42:53i'm leaving
00:42:54what
00:42:56worry about your credits mia
00:42:58you've been a great assistant
00:43:00is he really leaving
00:43:03so he wants to make leo admit that he loves you
00:43:07the old farts playing matchmaker
00:43:09but he's leaving so soon
00:43:10do you have enough time
00:43:12never fear
00:43:14david is here
00:43:16quick what's step six to mia's guide to love
00:43:21make your target jealous
00:43:22exactly we need the perfect rival
00:43:34you need the perfect rival for leo
00:43:46we need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous
00:43:50what are you doing
00:43:51you have got to be kidding me
00:43:54the most influential authors of the center
00:43:57hey babe
00:44:03you up for lunch
00:44:07cat who's coming to the cafe with me
00:44:09i'm actually a little busy
00:44:12sounds fun
00:44:24it's
00:44:29dang mia
00:44:30i can't get over just how gorgeous you are
00:44:33i feel the same way
00:44:36i just love how open and honest you are
00:44:42too slow time for the final blow
00:44:44what you dare
00:44:52can't you see she's not into you
00:44:54you wish dude i know the code to her apartment we're like close close
00:44:59is that so
00:45:00yeah
00:45:02yeah
00:45:02of course
00:45:07fine
00:45:09enjoy your dessert
00:45:11what just happened did we screw up
00:45:14don't worry about it we still have plan b
00:45:18david was telling the truth but he was spotted at our house
00:45:22so is he your husband
00:45:23uh no but the bi is still investigating
00:45:26go back to the office
00:45:27got it
00:45:31professor leo what a coincidence
00:45:34up for a match
00:45:36david here has been boxing ever since he was a kid
00:45:39you're on
00:45:47uh
00:45:49uh
00:45:51uh
00:45:51uh
00:46:09uh
00:46:15Don't worry, I'll be careful. Just, look, rested on here.
00:46:30He seems to have you all riled up.
00:46:34Well, you're my assistant.
00:46:37Why can't you just be honest?
00:46:41Oh!
00:46:43I'll get that.
00:46:49I finally took the leap, but...
00:46:54Could you get that? It might be important.
00:46:59Looks like it's your mom.
00:47:06Mom.
00:47:06Oh, hi. Your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:47:09I want you to come.
00:47:11You and Mia?
00:47:14You and Mia?
00:47:17I can't. I'm busy.
00:47:19All right, I'll see you there tonight, hon.
00:47:33Professor, I need the night off.
00:47:36Fine. I'll take you home.
00:47:41You live here, too?
00:47:43Yeah. This is the place.
00:47:46Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:47:48What?
00:47:49What?
00:47:52I've got the research results on David.
00:47:54He's actually...
00:47:58Who's David to?
00:48:01I've known him forever.
00:48:02He's always been really good to me.
00:48:05I've got somewhere to be.
00:48:08I've got somewhere to be.
00:48:11He seems... upset.
00:48:13I know it seems like it's working.
00:48:20Mia.
00:48:22Hello, sweetheart.
00:48:24I'm great.
00:48:25I'm sorry.
00:48:26Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:48:28It's okay. No worries.
00:48:30Good.
00:48:31Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:48:34You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:48:46I do.
00:48:50My son missed it because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:48:55I understand.
00:48:57Give him another chance.
00:48:59He's working at your school now.
00:49:02Maybe it's fate.
00:49:05Really?
00:49:10Professor, what are you doing here?
00:49:13Stay away from David.
00:49:15He's...
00:49:19You are wasted!
00:49:21He's playing you.
00:49:22Yeah, I know.
00:49:24What?
00:49:24They're my friends.
00:49:25They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:30What are ways you bring in?
00:49:32It's really no big deal.
00:49:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:49:37Yeah, drink.
00:49:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:49:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:44Leo!
00:49:45What the hell is wrong with...
00:49:47He is drunk.
00:49:49Why would you do that?
00:49:54I don't like when he takes advantage of you all.
00:50:02I'm gonna ask you one more time.
00:50:04Do you like me?
00:50:09Then start acting like my professor.
00:50:13I'm sorry.
00:50:18Why am I disappointed?
00:50:20I don't have feelings for him.
00:50:22Right?
00:50:26I've been waiting for you forever.
00:50:28Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:50:32I met your mom today.
00:50:35I'm sure...
00:50:37It's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:50:39We had a great conversation.
00:50:41She always wanted that ring.
00:50:44Um...
00:50:44What ring?
00:50:46The one she traded with your mom.
00:50:49Oh.
00:50:53Lily, what's wrong?
00:50:55Can I...
00:50:56ask you something?
00:50:58Do you know the...
00:51:00ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:04Do you know the...
00:51:06ring that your mom gave you?
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:09Could you please borrow this to me?
00:51:13Oh, Lily, you know I would do anything for you, but...
00:51:17that's the last thing my mom gave me before she passed away, so...
00:51:22Fine, but...
00:51:23at least can you drink with me?
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:28Cheers to me, single-eyed guy.
00:51:30Cheers.
00:51:31Cheers!
00:51:33Cheers.
00:51:34Cheers.
00:51:34nữa ha ha.
00:51:59d
00:52:00Cheers.
00:52:00Cheers.
00:52:00Cheers.
00:52:02I'm so tired.
00:52:21Professor Bryan.
00:52:23I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:52:28Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:52:31I have a life, too, you know?
00:52:33So stop meddling.
00:52:35I am so pissed off.
00:52:38He always gets me heated.
00:52:43Is that Emma and David in there?
00:53:01Hey!
00:53:03Fancy seeing you here!
00:53:04What is this?
00:53:05Time to fess up.
00:53:06This is too far.
00:53:08I told you he was playing you.
00:53:09There's your proof.
00:53:10No, just let Emerson understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:53:13This is our plan B.
00:53:15Let's continue the scene.
00:53:16Okay, actually, they are just...
00:53:18Oh, no!
00:53:19You caught us!
00:53:21Mwah!
00:53:23I won't let them take you from me.
00:53:24And you know what?
00:53:25Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:53:29Oh, my God!
00:53:32Ah, God.
00:53:34I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:53:37And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:53:42Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:53:45Ah, God!
00:53:48Who said you can kiss me?
00:53:52Emma, wait!
00:53:57So, you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:54:02You were right.
00:54:04I have to be honest.
00:54:13I'm meaning to ask.
00:54:15What is this actually for?
00:54:17It detects your heart rate.
00:54:20So, you giving it to me was...
00:54:23Intentional.
00:54:39Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:54:41No!
00:54:42Take me, my hand.
00:54:46Take me, my hand.
00:54:51Take me, my hand.
00:54:53Professor Bryant.
00:54:59Professor Bryant.
00:55:01Call me Leo.
00:55:02Leo?
00:55:03Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:55:05I think we crossed that line a long time ago.
00:55:10What do you mean by that?
00:55:12I can't take my eyes off you.
00:55:14I'm always worried about you.
00:55:17Why?
00:55:19I don't need your sympathy.
00:55:27Leo.
00:55:40What more do you want from me?
00:55:42How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:55:45Do you love me?
00:55:54I need some time.
00:55:56Okay, how's 24 days?
00:56:00That's oddly specific.
00:56:02I just can't wait.
00:56:05I need to take care of something first.
00:56:08What is it?
00:56:12Actually, I'm married.
00:56:20Actually, I'm married.
00:56:23It was something my parents arranged.
00:56:25I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:56:29I'm going to handle it as soon as possible.
00:56:32It's too late for that.
00:56:34Get out.
00:56:45If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:56:52Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:56:54This is my son.
00:56:56Let's go diving sometime.
00:56:58He looks familiar.
00:57:04I am on the wilderness safari.
00:57:06Leave a message if you need anything.
00:57:17Do you want a divorce?
00:57:20I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:57:23Take this as an apology.
00:57:25Let's talk about this later.
00:57:27I don't feel very good.
00:57:30Can we stay like this?
00:57:37It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:57:47I've already made up my mind.
00:57:50I'm not moving out.
00:57:52Then I'm leaving.
00:57:54I'm leaving.
00:58:01I'm leaving.
00:58:02Mia, I'm leaving.
00:58:03Papa, past me.
00:58:05It's her.
00:58:08Again.
00:58:12What do you want from me?
00:58:14Well, we both hate Mia, right?
00:58:17Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team.
00:58:22Not to mention, she's a home wrecker.
00:58:25Such a bitch.
00:58:27What do you think about revenge?
00:58:29Let's take her down.
00:58:31What's the plan?
00:58:48Here are the plans for the press conference.
00:58:58Professor, what's your wife like?
00:59:02She means nothing to me.
00:59:04Then why did you marry her?
00:59:07Mia.
00:59:08I'm sorry, I...
00:59:10If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
00:59:16What?
00:59:18Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
00:59:26You really want to meet her?
00:59:29This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
00:59:39Alright, I promise.
00:59:44Whoa, he really does look like Leo.
00:59:46What are they, twins or something?
00:59:49Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
00:59:52No.
00:59:54She's been avoiding me for some reason.
00:59:57Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:00:02I wouldn't put a pastor.
01:00:03There's no way.
01:00:04We've been best friends for forever.
01:00:08Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:00:11I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:00:15Oh my god.
01:00:17What's wrong?
01:00:20Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:00:23Shit. No one's gonna believe her.
01:00:25What are we gonna do?
01:00:32Those people are so crazy.
01:00:35Talking about you are disgusting.
01:00:38You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:00:41Thanks.
01:00:42It's like, every time I open my phone...
01:00:44Oh, wait.
01:00:47Take this.
01:00:50This guy helps me a lot.
01:00:52He helped me to delay the application once.
01:00:55He's a kind of weird person.
01:00:57But he's also reliable.
01:01:01Are you sure?
01:01:02Absolutely.
01:01:03Just tell him Wilson to you.
01:01:05And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:01:10Okay.
01:01:13Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Brian.
01:01:18Theo.
01:01:34Victor?
01:01:36Babe.
01:01:41I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:01:44Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors too?
01:01:46Um.
01:01:47Yeah.
01:01:48Sure.
01:01:51It's amazing.
01:01:53You're amazing.
01:01:54People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:01:57You know.
01:01:59I can even make every man forget you never existed.
01:02:12Wait.
01:02:14Fix your arm on row.
01:02:24Come with me now
01:02:50Leo, stop, stop, stop, stop, I'll take care of you, alright?
01:02:54Now please, you're on the way
01:02:58Come on, get the hell out of here
01:03:01It's okay, you're safe now
01:03:06You're safe now
01:03:09I'm so glad you're okay
01:03:13Thank you for saving me
01:03:15I'm still so scared even now
01:03:18I was afraid I might lose you
01:03:23You should get some rest
01:03:44Follow you, right, wherever you go, whatever you do
01:03:53No kissing, not yet
01:03:56Why?
01:03:59You have a wife, hello
01:04:15See you at the conference tomorrow
01:04:18Professor Bryant
01:04:20In the middle of the night
01:04:25Follow you, right
01:04:28Humans crave intimacy
01:04:30Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves
01:04:34The Bryant Group's AI uses emotional computing
01:04:38To expand the limits of virtual KKNHF
01:04:41And I can't believe I did it
01:04:49You did a great job
01:04:51I'll keep my promise
01:04:53Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryant
01:04:55CEO of Bryant Group
01:05:00Thank you
01:05:01And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech
01:05:06I couldn't have said it better myself
01:05:09The Bryant Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology
01:05:13And with your help
01:05:15We plan to continue that for many years to come
01:05:18Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose
01:05:24He's my
01:05:28He's my husband
01:05:30Thank you
01:05:37Hello everyone
01:05:43Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife
01:05:49What are you doing?
01:05:50How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:05:53Let me go
01:05:54Hey, let's go this way
01:05:55Come on
01:05:55Let me go
01:05:56Leo, I love you
01:06:00Let me go
01:06:01Leo, baby, I love you
01:06:03Why are you doing this to me?
01:06:12Why are you doing this to me?
01:06:14Let me go
01:06:16I mean, what happened?
01:06:18We just saw Mia running out
01:06:20Where'd she go?
01:06:35You're useless as effort
01:06:39Once a crybaby
01:06:40Always a crybaby
01:06:42Always a crybaby
01:06:45Actually
01:06:46I should thank you
01:06:47Because me and Leo
01:06:50Hit it off
01:06:51And
01:06:51I moved in with him
01:06:54What?
01:06:56Well, you know him
01:06:58He's icy
01:07:00But
01:07:01Not with me, of course
01:07:03You
01:07:05Are ruining
01:07:06Everything
01:07:08Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:07:10Didn't want to hurt your feelings
01:07:13But he said
01:07:14He would get rid of you
01:07:16I know, Leo
01:07:17And he would never do that to me
01:07:19Oh, yeah
01:07:22Well
01:07:23Let's wait and see
01:07:24Who he'll choose
01:07:33Mia
01:07:39Mia
01:07:40Mia
01:07:44Where the hell is Mia?
01:07:47I know where she is
01:07:52Where?
01:07:53Why did you crash the press conference?
01:08:04She's there
01:08:12You did that on purpose
01:08:14Yes, and
01:08:15If I can't have you
01:08:17No one can
01:08:21Mia
01:08:28The final step in Mia's guide to romance
01:08:31An avoidant attachment style
01:08:33Can protect you
01:08:34From getting hurt
01:08:38Mia
01:08:38I'm sorry
01:08:39I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this
01:08:43Nothing happened
01:08:45Please, believe me
01:08:47Leo
01:08:47It's all my fault
01:08:50I'm not good at expressing myself
01:08:54I kept ignoring my feelings for you
01:08:57I'm sorry
01:08:58I started all of this
01:09:00You don't have to forgive me
01:09:02Just
01:09:03Please
01:09:03Let me come in
01:09:04And make sure you're okay
01:09:07Mia
01:09:14Guess what
01:09:15I have a bunny bill open
01:09:30Mia, Itles
01:09:31I know you
01:09:33I, but I haven't heard of him
01:09:33The gosh
01:09:36But I don't see
01:09:37ActFreaks
01:09:38selooẻ厲
01:09:40I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:09:44Mia, what are you talking about?
01:09:47I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:09:49This fitness tracker?
01:09:51I've been using it to collect data.
01:09:55I never really loved you, so now we're even.
01:09:59I don't believe you.
01:10:02The experiment is over.
01:10:05We're over.
01:10:11You're quitting your experiment?
01:10:13Why?
01:10:14I just can't do it.
01:10:17Worst case scenario, I'll just graduate late, okay?
01:10:20Graduate late?
01:10:21That's not like you.
01:10:23Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:10:39Wait.
01:10:41Are you crying?
01:10:44What's wrong?
01:10:47Mia, I don't have much time.
01:10:48I'm going away on a business trip.
01:10:50Safe travels.
01:10:51Please.
01:10:52I want to tell you something.
01:10:53Just listen to me.
01:10:57I...
01:10:58What's that?
01:11:00I know you have a wife,
01:11:02and I know she's pregnant.
01:11:03Take care.
01:11:05I got a dark side.
01:11:07They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:11:12Huh.
01:11:14I try to act like I got it all under control.
01:11:19You look like a mess, man.
01:11:22Thanks.
01:11:23Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:11:27Because she used to be my friend.
01:11:31And besides, she's pregnant now.
01:11:35How do you know it's Leo's?
01:11:38It doesn't matter, okay?
01:11:40Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:11:44Stop moping around.
01:11:47Yeah.
01:11:48You know what?
01:11:49Get your ass up.
01:11:50We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:11:54All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:11:59Think we're falling hard, and I blame gravity.
01:12:03Now it's morning.
01:12:04Can't catch your breath.
01:12:06Hold your breath.
01:12:22Not the halo effect again.
01:12:27Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:12:32I had no idea Professor Brian was going to be here tonight.
01:12:35I heard he's a starry knight.
01:12:38That's a stupid name.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:41The starry knight follows a school tradition.
01:12:44Every year, the student council picks three knights,
01:12:47and at the end of the ball, we get to bid for it
01:12:49to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:12:51It's fun, isn't it?
01:12:53It's today.
01:12:53You should place a bid.
01:12:55Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:12:57Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:12:59I didn't come here to dance with Leo.
01:13:01I came here for the student line-up photos
01:13:04so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:13:07Come on, Mia.
01:13:08It's been a whole week.
01:13:09Are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress
01:13:11just to hide in the corner like some paint on the wall?
01:13:14Are you really okay with this?
01:13:17Look at him.
01:13:18Standing there.
01:13:19Like, nothing ever happened.
01:13:21I'm just picking up all that attention
01:13:23from those love-struck girls.
01:13:25Even if you are moving on,
01:13:27you should at least tell him to his face.
01:13:29Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:13:31Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:13:32Don't you have the flex to place a bid?
01:13:39Hey, everybody.
01:13:40Welcome to the starry knight party.
01:13:43First up, please welcome our knights of the starry knight.
01:13:48First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:13:58Five hundred.
01:14:00Six hundred!
01:14:05Eight hundred.
01:14:08One thousand.
01:14:10One thousand five hundred.
01:14:12One thousand five hundred.
01:14:14Look, they're about to get what they want.
01:14:16And maybe he's waiting for you.
01:14:18Don't you want to know what he has to say?
01:14:20Two thousand!
01:14:21Two thousand here!
01:14:23Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Mia is such a fool.
01:14:35Three thousand dollars!
01:14:38Three thousand dollars!
01:14:39Three thousand coin once.
01:14:42Three thousand coin twice.
01:14:44Four thousand!
01:14:46Four thousand!
01:14:49Four thousand!
01:14:50Four thousand!
01:15:11Sorry.
01:15:13That's right.
01:15:14You can hurt me as much as you like.
01:15:17You paid for me.
01:15:20Shouldn't we end this now?
01:15:23Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:15:26What's that supposed to happen?
01:15:32You're the real Mia.
01:15:35My Mia.
01:15:38Although I'd have to admit, getting someone to pretend to be you is creative.
01:15:45Lily isn't pregnant.
01:15:48Anson checked.
01:15:50The tests were fake.
01:15:57Shall we get out of here?
01:15:59Mrs. Bryan.
01:16:09Are you in a rush or something?
01:16:12I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:16:14Well, we can't turn back the clock.
01:16:17So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:16:21To face this wild world.
01:16:26So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:16:29So shine bright.
01:16:32Let me run some calculations.
01:16:39I'm bad.
01:16:41You have to say the magic words.
01:16:45I love you.
01:16:49Nothing can stop you.
01:16:52No, nothing can stop you.
01:16:56Follow your heart and we'll stay warm.
01:17:06Go.
01:17:07Go.
01:17:07Get out.
01:17:08You can't do this to me.
01:17:10You're just a maid.
01:17:11I'm gonna say this to Leo.
01:17:14I'm not a maid.
01:17:15I am his mother.
01:17:17There he is.
01:17:19Go ahead.
01:17:19Tell him.
01:17:21Leo.
01:17:24Mia, you tricked me to.
01:17:30Mia, you tricked me to.
01:17:33Then why did you steal her ring?
01:17:36Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:17:37I missed you.
01:17:38Don't ever speak to me again.
01:17:41Don't touch me.
01:17:44Mia!
01:17:49If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:17:54Thank you so much, Professor.
01:17:57What was that?
01:18:02So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:18:05Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:18:11Congratulations, baby.
01:18:12Looks like my experiment is over.
01:18:16I am not done researching.
01:18:19How much I love you.
01:18:25Hey!
01:18:26You stole something.
01:18:28What?
01:18:29Come closer.
01:18:31Closer.
01:18:36There.
01:18:37Now we're even.
01:18:39Emma!
01:18:41Wait!
01:18:50Leo?
01:18:52Are you here?
01:19:13You're just in time.
01:19:15Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:19:18I'll never be alone again.
01:19:29I'll never be alone again.
01:19:30Miros.
01:19:31Will he be my wife?
01:19:34Again.
01:19:39Miros.
01:19:42Will he be my wife?
01:19:44Again.
01:19:46Of course.
01:20:03By the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:20:10What?
01:20:11What?
01:20:12I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:20:14Looks like you've been studying up on me as Guide to Romance.
01:20:18I've done some research of my own.
01:20:21Can we talk about anything else?
01:20:25No.
01:20:25You know?
01:20:26Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:20:32For example, where he should begin kissing you.
01:20:37Here, here, here, here.
01:20:53It's all that I want, all that I'm asking.
01:20:56And about here.
01:21:04Right, Professor Bryant.
01:21:06I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:21:10Love, love, love me as I am.
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