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00:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:33I'm up.
01:07Nice.
01:11Good start.
01:17Alright Liam bud, how's it going? You alright?
01:28Good to see you.
01:33Hey listen, I've got something for you.
01:37Egg?
01:38I'm fine, thanks.
01:54Listen, you can put your music through the speakers if you want, you've just got to plug your phone in.
02:00You wouldn't like my music.
02:02Try me, what is it?
02:03Snow of a ghost.
02:05What's that then?
02:07That's of course.
02:12Yeah.
02:15Probably not aimed at me that stuff is it?
02:20Put your seatbelt on.
02:23Put your seatbelt on.
02:25No, no.
02:26No?
02:27No.
02:39What are you doing?
02:41Whoo.
02:43No!
02:44No!
02:46No!
02:46No!
02:51We got to be here with all of the stars.
02:52The stars?
02:52No!
03:02They're always paying me for these stories.
03:04Let me come and see it for myself.
03:07Oh, hospital's no place for a four-year-old.
03:10I need to spend as we can.
03:13Anyway, that's not what happens most of the time.
03:16It's not every day a four-year-old man falls
03:18butt first onto his daughter's barbie.
03:22Though it does have a heart in them, I think.
03:30Honestly, Liam, 99% of the time is just people who are sick and unwell.
03:37You wouldn't want to spend your day around that.
03:40Don't know.
03:45I'm sorry I had to run off, really.
03:48I thought I'd get to spend the weekend with you, but...
03:51You'll have just as much fun with Toby, okay?
03:57When will you be back?
03:59Later, in time for dinner.
04:05He won't bite.
04:06My podcast.
04:07I'm sorry.
04:28But I'm done.
04:35My podcast.
04:41so
05:11What are you doing?
05:13I was just looking for some...
05:15You're not meant to be up here on your own, are you?
05:18Sorry.
05:19Didn't want to interrupt you in the garden.
05:24I saw some of your...
05:26your letters to Katie there.
05:27To Katie?
05:29Yeah, they weren't meant for you.
05:31If I wanted to show them to you, I would have done.
05:32So, can you get back downstairs now?
05:44Oh, my God.
06:18Oh, my God.
06:20We did warn you.
06:21A little bit more?
06:22No, no more. I can't.
06:24That should be illegal.
06:25I mean, where did you even make something like that?
06:27I had to grow it myself.
06:28Right out there, just next to the toad flax.
06:31I bought him some seeds for his birthday.
06:33There's this lab in South America that grows the hottest peppers it can for competitions.
06:39I don't think you're even meant to eat it like that.
06:41You don't say.
06:42I can actually feel it burn down to my stomach.
06:45You just wait till you see where it burns later.
06:47She's not joking.
06:49I'd say those peppers, the second deadliest thing I grow in the garden.
06:54Hmm.
06:55Second?
06:56You grow something hotter?
06:58Well, no, not hotter, no.
07:00But have you seen the, um, thorn apples that are out there?
07:04Like, little round green...
07:07The one with the spiky testicle?
07:09Yeah, if you want.
07:12But listen, it's not the spikes that are dangerous.
07:14It's what's inside.
07:16See, each plant grows about 50 pods.
07:20And in each of those pods, you've got around 500 seeds.
07:25Can you guess what those seeds are?
07:28Poison.
07:30Not poison.
07:32It's called devil's trumpet.
07:34Right?
07:35Um, each seed...
07:37You're talking about something, you know, not that big, about the size of a pinhead.
07:41But just one of those seeds can drive a man to madness.
07:46But the thing is, they're totally unpredictable, right, Liam?
07:48So, someone might take 100 of them.
07:52But it has no effect.
07:54Right?
07:55But because they're unpredictable, someone might come along and just have a couple.
07:59Taken at the wrong time by the wrong kid.
08:03Totally doesn't mean.
08:04Okay, I think he gets it, Toby.
08:06Don't need to scare him.
08:07I don't think Liam's going to be making any Datura omelette any time soon.
08:11Well, I tell you what, that's good.
08:13That's good because I tell you, if you did, you'd be feeling the effects within about half an hour.
08:20What does it feel like?
08:22Well, I am taking it myself.
08:24I'm not a nutter.
08:24But I've heard that the whole world darkens.
08:28All right?
08:29Um, it's like a pressure on you.
08:32It's really heavy pressure.
08:34All the dread in the universe just pressing against you.
08:37You can hardly breathe.
08:38It's like hell on earth.
08:41It feels like dying.
08:42Okay, enough, you two.
08:44Can we just keep the conversation a little less morbid, please?
08:49Liam, how's my sister doing?
08:51Is she still with, um, James?
08:53Um, no.
08:54She's with Adrian now.
08:57Oh.
08:58That's a shame.
08:59Um, James seemed nice.
09:01When did she end things with him?
09:04Mm-hmm.
09:06About a week before she started things with Liv.
09:10Which was two months before she ended things with him and started things with Adrian.
09:20Look.
09:23Liam.
09:26Your mum's...
09:27She's really trying.
09:30It's not easy to find someone nice.
09:33Someone who'll make a good husband.
09:37A good dad.
09:41Liam, your mum, she's a...
09:47She's...
09:47She's a slag.
09:49Toby!
09:50Oh, come on.
09:51God, you said she's trying.
09:52She's trying every fella out in the country.
09:54I don't know.
09:55Honestly, there's nothing wrong with your memory, Liam.
09:57He remembered every name.
09:59I don't know if she can.
10:00Well, come on.
10:02I mean, it's a joke.
10:03You don't want to talk about it.
10:23Here you are, Liam.
10:24This is what I'm thinking.
10:27Something like this.
10:27Something with a little bit of height.
10:29You know what I mean?
10:31Where do you put them?
10:34Where the thorn apples are now.
10:36After what happened last night, Katie wants me to get shut of them anyway, so they're perfect.
10:42What do you think?
10:43I'm not sure.
10:53Do you like those?
10:56I don't think it matches the rest of the garden.
11:02All right, then.
11:05Well, I'll tell you what.
11:06You find something.
11:07Anything you like.
11:09What do you reckon?
11:12Anything you want.
11:14As long as it's under a fiver.
11:37It's been here longer than me, this thing.
11:41And that's why it's probably not going to come out easy.
11:43Especially because of the roots.
11:45Very deep roots on this.
11:48So you can't just yank it out.
11:49I'm going to have to shift the soil.
11:53That's around it.
11:56And then that will loosen it.
11:58And hopefully then, I can just lift it out.
12:02That's the plan anyway.
12:04When does anything go to plan when you're gardening?
12:09Do you want to have a go at shifting some?
12:12Oh, I don't mind.
12:13I'm happy here.
12:14Yeah?
12:15You want to get your hands dirty?
12:19That's the best thing about it.
12:22It's a shame it's got to go, really.
12:28There's some really nice flowers on it when it blooms.
12:31See these things here?
12:32Once they open, they've got these beautiful, like,
12:36white trumpets.
12:38And he's covered in them.
12:40It's a really nice feature, but...
12:43But he's got the poisonous seeds, so he's got to go.
12:51But...
12:52We'll get that other one in here.
12:56Right, look the part.
13:02Glad we're doing this.
13:08Can I ask you something?
13:11Yeah, what is it?
13:15Do you think it's normal to think about going to a funeral?
13:28Er...
13:32Why do you think about, er...
13:35your own funeral?
13:37Sometimes.
13:39I've never been to one.
13:41I've only seen them in the films.
13:43But I wonder what the reactions would be like.
13:48But you know how people would act.
13:49It'd be a tragedy, wouldn't it?
13:51No, no, they'd be sad.
13:53Liam, Liam, they'd be more than sad.
13:56They'd be heartbroken.
13:59I think about my mum crying,
14:03and I wonder...
14:05whose shoulders you'd be crying into.
14:10Erm...
14:10I think about all the nice things they'd say.
14:16If they meant it.
14:20I don't want to die.
14:23I just really want to see my own funeral.
14:28I wish I could be there just for a moment,
14:33and then come back.
14:40Do you wish you could do that?
14:45Er...
14:50Er...
14:52No.
14:54No, not really.
14:57Wish is a funny word anyway, Liam.
15:00I mean, I've definitely thought about it.
15:03But, funerals, I mean...
15:06They're not fun things.
15:09They're not...
15:10healthy things to be thinking about.
15:13Have you told anyone else about this?
15:17Hmm?
15:20Everything all right at school?
15:21Yeah, I think it's all right at school.
15:28That's good.
15:30That's good.
15:30That's good, then.
15:34Right, well, let's...
15:35Let's get this thing out of here, shall we?
15:37Because it's not going to walk out of the hole on its own, is it?
15:40I reckon that'll be loose enough now, so...
15:44If you want to get round the other side...
15:46And then, let's give it a good tug, eh?
15:48I mean...
15:54Come on!
16:24Cute one, no?
16:27Cute one, no?
16:51Toby?
17:19He, he, he, he, he, he.
17:48I don't know.
18:20I don't know.
19:15I don't know.
19:19I don't know.
19:50I don't know.
20:18I don't know.
20:19I don't know.
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