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The Captain I Was Hired to Fix - FULL | Reelshort
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00:07You
00:19On your mark ready
00:36Oh my god, Eve
00:37What are you wearing?
00:38Are you here for a children's swim show?
00:42Vanessa
00:43You told me our swim class was rescheduled today
00:46Where's everyone else?
00:47What are you talking about?
00:48This is UCLA swim team tryout
00:52She even brought a floatie
00:53What is that? A duck?
00:55Guess it matches you, ugly duckling vibes
01:07Keep swimming
01:08The UCLA scouts are watching
01:25Stay still
01:26For fuck's sake
01:30Congratulations to Adam Diaz
01:33Winner of today's event
01:34The young man just secured
01:36His early admission to UCLA
01:47Thank you
01:48Take my ass, you fucking psycho
01:51What the fuck are you doing here?
01:53That was it
01:53Ten years of training for this day
01:56I'm sorry
01:57I didn't know
01:58You didn't know?
02:01Girls like you
02:02I've seen plenty
02:04Oh please, just save it
02:06I know you're kind
02:07This is how you want to get my attention, huh?
02:09Fucking pathetic
02:11Hey, this is an accident
02:13It wasn't my fault
02:14I demand a rematch
02:15Patrick, there'll be other chances
02:16You can try again next year
02:17I'm sorry man, you're just too slow
02:22This bitch just cost Patrick his dream
02:24And you couldn't do anything?
02:25My dad is a member of the board
02:27You are fired
02:33Pack up your shit and go home
02:43If you still want UCLA
02:45You have one last chance
02:47Eve
02:48You'll be his tutor
02:49What?
02:51No way
02:53You expect that psycho to tutor me?
02:56She's the reason I lost
02:58Tutor this idiot?
02:59His brain capacity is small as a raisin
03:01As what?
03:03My goal is Stanford
03:05I don't have time to waste on someone with the intelligence of an amaba
03:10Ms. Lewis, I can tutor Patrick instead
03:13I got straight A's on my last exams
03:15Yeah, about that, Vanessa
03:17I was actually looking for you
03:19We found out that you cheated on the exam
03:22You're suspended from school for one week
03:24Effective immediately
03:25No, Ms. Lewis, it's a misunderstanding
03:27I absolutely did not
03:29Eve
03:30Your grades are beautiful
03:33But Stanford values well-rounded applicants
03:35You could use a shine-up with sports
03:37Patrick will teach you how to swim
03:39In return, you will tutor Patrick academically
03:41You guys are now UNIAC buddies
03:43No fucking way!
03:45I refuse!
03:46Then neither of you is going to college
03:48If you don't follow my instructions
03:51I won't write a recommendation letter for either of you
03:54Your choice
03:59Get in
04:03Rule number one
04:04I make the rules
04:06Rule number two
04:07You shut up and follow my rules
04:10Why should I listen to you?
04:12Because
04:13I lost the game
04:14I'd prepared ten years for
04:15To save you
04:20Tighten your core
04:21Right here
04:25Don't touch me
04:26Why are you so tense?
04:35Wait, is it because you haven't been held by a guy like this before?
04:40Or are you picturing something funny in your head?
04:43I said
04:44Let go
04:46Now
04:52You're the one who told me to let go
04:53You're not teaching me anything
04:55This is your retaliation
04:57Bingo
04:59Okay, I'm done
05:00Tomorrow I'll practice on my own
05:02I don't need you
05:05Good students don't decide when class ends
05:07Unless you've forgotten my rules already
05:10Did I say class dismissed?
05:15Now learn to tread water
05:17Kick your legs down
05:19You bastard
05:24Don't touch there
05:25Where?
05:26Here?
05:27Or here?
05:29You pervert
05:30How are you this bad?
05:35You're an asshole
05:37Did I take it too far?
05:41Hey, Eve
05:44Why are you running?
05:45Maybe
05:47I should apologize
05:48Patrick, if you're trying to kill me
05:49You really don't have to be this creative
05:51I told you
05:53I wasn't going to make this easy for you
05:54It's over
05:55Starting tomorrow, I'll train on my own
05:57You don't need to teach me anymore
05:58Hey
05:58You still owe me tutoring
06:00That's not fair
06:05Why are you so obsessed with Stanford?
06:07What's it to you?
06:10Because I want to know
06:11Why you were there that day
06:15Vanessa tricked me into it
06:24Admit it
06:25You just wanted my attention
06:28Are you always this narcissistic?
06:32What are you doing?
06:55Hey, give that back
06:57You want it back?
06:58Don't skip my swim classes then
07:06You can do this, Eve
07:07You have to beat this
07:14Stanford
07:18Your talent deserves to be seen
07:22Finish the road I couldn't walk
07:29You have to get into Stanford
07:31No matter what
07:36What is that idiot doing here this late?
07:40She swims like a duck
07:51Raise your arm higher
07:53Raise your arm higher
07:54Slow your breathing
07:56Don't rush it
07:58Core tight
07:59Yeah
08:03That's it
08:05That's it
08:07That's actually
08:14Oh shit
08:27Eve
08:28Eve
08:29Come on, dammit
08:30Come on, dammit
08:45Come on, dammit
08:53Eve
09:05What? What is it?
09:08My leg. It's cramping.
09:11Which leg?
09:12Right. My calf.
09:14Don't move. Hold on to me.
09:17Easy. Easy.
09:19Why didn't you come to my swim class?
09:21Do you realize you almost drowned yourself?
09:23None of your business.
09:25You trying to get yourself killed?
09:28Does it hurt here?
09:30Not as bad.
09:32Why are you even here?
09:34I was passing by.
09:35I told you not to interfere. I can figure this out on my own.
09:38With that duck level swimming?
09:40And you think you're getting into Stanford?
09:43Can you stand?
09:52Whoa.
10:03What are you doing?
10:06Put me down!
10:08I'm saving myself the trouble of dragging you out of the pool again.
10:20That bitch!
10:22I knew it!
10:24I knew it!
10:26Bitch!
10:27Fear that himself.?
10:40I?
10:46Why?
10:48Why?
10:49Why?
10:51Why?
10:51flirting with my man?
10:54I'll make sure you pay.
11:24Oh?
11:27This is delicious.
11:35Sup, want your pin back? Pool party tomorrow night, 8pm. Dress code, bikini.
11:43Maybe he's not as awful as I thought.
11:48So that's it.
11:49He steals my pin, hands it to Vanessa to mess with me,
11:55and I actually thought he saved me because he cared.
12:17Such an idiot.
12:22What the hell? Why am I thinking about that nerd? I've lost it. I definitely didn't train hard enough today.
12:45Patrick, how do you even get lines like that?
12:58Baby, my dad says he might be able to put in a good word with the UCA coach.
13:07Oh my god, what is that? My grandma wouldn't even wear that.
13:16My pin. Give it back.
13:18The pin? What pin?
13:20The pin you took for me in the library.
13:30Give it back to me!
13:33I'll check upstairs. Wait here.
13:38Wait. Don't go.
13:44Looking for this?
13:47Give it back to me.
13:49Give it back to me.
13:49Give it back to me.
13:50You want it?
13:52Finish this first.
13:53Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
13:55What, scared?
13:57Because if you don't, that pin might be mine forever.
14:03Fine.
14:20OMG! She doesn't even know how to drink.
14:23Can't drink?
14:25Then I'll help you.
14:30Drink!
14:32Drink!
14:33Swallow it!
14:37No.
14:38Give it back.
14:40Impressive.
14:43But...
14:44I changed my mind.
14:49Go get it yourself.
14:58Three...
15:01Two...
15:08Wow.
15:09That body, really.
15:11No wonder she wears such conservative swimmuos.
15:20Slut!
15:21So average looking, such a lousy body, and still so shameless!
15:26No!
15:27No, that's not me!
15:38If you want to be a slut, I'll give you the stage tonight.
15:42Disgusting!
15:43She's faking it!
15:44Post it online!
15:48What the fuck is going on?!
16:10Patrick!
16:12You're really doing this!
16:14For her?!
16:31You like being the center of attention, right?
16:33Then enjoy it.
16:37And one more thing.
16:39Stop dreaming.
16:41Stop dreaming.
16:43The person I've ever liked was never you.
16:54I'll destroy her!
16:56I'll ruin her completely!
16:58Don't leave!
17:19My broach!
17:20Where's my broach?!
17:33Hey!
17:34Hey!
17:34Why are you crying?!
17:36You got it back!
17:37Why are you still crying?!
17:44It was my dad's!
17:46That broach was all he left me!
17:48Getting into Stanford, that was his dying wish!
17:51If you really miss your dad, then learn how to swim properly.
17:54Get into Stanford the right way.
17:56For now, we're going home.
18:00You're so warm.
18:02You're so warm.
18:07Eve.
18:09You drank too much.
18:12I'm not drunk.
18:14I know it's you.
18:16You saved me.
18:17Twice.
18:19Eve, don't touch me like that.
18:21I can't ride if you do this.
18:28Patrick!
18:30I wanna kiss you.
18:34Eve.
18:35You were drugged.
18:37Was I?
18:39It's beating so fast.
18:43Yours too.
18:46Enough.
18:47You don't know what you're doing right now.
18:52That's it.
18:57Hold on like this.
19:13Hot.
19:14So hot.
19:17What's this?
19:18Give me that!
19:23Is that...
19:24a condom?
19:28What, they never covered that in class?
19:30And you want to major in biology?
19:38Idiot.
19:39What are you doing?
19:43Touch me.
19:44Like you did during swim lessons.
19:48Who taught you this stuff?
19:51What?
19:52The school's ledgery playboy has never been close to a girl before?
19:56That's ridiculous.
19:57Girls who want to date me could form a line all the way to France.
20:00Then why are you chicking out now?
20:03Oh my god.
20:04Is that what I think it is?
20:06No way.
20:08I need to go to the toilet.
20:20What is happening to me?
20:22Did she just make me hard?
20:24Of all people?
20:26Her?
20:27Yeah.
20:29Um...
20:30Yeah.
20:31That's hot.
20:34Yeah.
20:34Um...
20:35Yeah.
20:38Scott's so hard.
20:40Yeah.
20:44Why can't I get you out of my head?
20:47You silly nerd.
20:53are you okay patrick what no i mean yes damn it are you okay
21:03wait don't come in oh my god
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