- 2 days ago
You Might Be Bad, but I'm Worse
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00:04Oh
00:35Luna?
00:37Luna!
00:48Oh my god.
00:50She's bonded with the therapy dog.
00:52That's the first time she smiled in months.
00:54Yes, with Luna as her emotional support dog,
00:56we'll finally be able to discharge her.
01:01You've come so far, Ava.
01:03Just remember to take your meds, alright?
01:04You've got a second chance at a normal life now.
01:07Congratulations on your discharge.
01:15She's the craziest patient we've ever had.
01:17I hope she never comes back, ever.
01:19As long as she's got Luna, I'm sure it'll be fine.
01:23God, I hope no one takes Luna from her.
01:27All righty, here's the key to your new house.
01:29Paperwork's done.
01:30No refunds, no regrets.
01:31Good luck.
01:36This is it.
01:37A new start.
01:38A normal life, just like everyone else.
01:57Hey, get back here.
01:58You just broke my window.
01:59Excuse me?
02:01My son didn't do jack.
02:03You got no proof, so shut the fuck up.
02:08Get your kid under control.
02:09Either he learns to be careful with that ball,
02:11or don't let him play at all.
02:12I didn't even kick it.
02:13The ball never left my hand.
02:16Sounds like you broke your own window,
02:17and now you're trying to blame it on my kid.
02:19You're messing with the wrong bitch.
02:21Back the hell off before you regret it.
02:30Stay calm.
02:31Breathe.
02:33Be normal.
02:34Just be normal.
02:41I'm fine.
02:43I'm normal.
02:44I need to be normal.
02:53Seriously?
02:54What is wrong with you?
02:57What?
02:58For your request.
02:59I'm not playing soccer anymore.
03:02You're seriously just going to let him get away with this?
03:04What did he do?
03:05You got proof?
03:06No?
03:07Then shut it.
03:08If you want to stay in this neighborhood,
03:10you better run to keep your mouth shut.
03:34You want proof?
03:35I'll give you proof.
03:45Hey, your dog just took a dump on my lawn.
03:52Bob's just helping you fertilize your yard.
03:54For free, too.
03:56Be grateful and say thank you.
03:58My lawn isn't a toilet or dumpster.
04:00What do you mean, be grateful?
04:03And your dog is a pit bull.
04:05The HOA doesn't allow dogs his size.
04:10Oh, shut it.
04:12I can have whatever dog I want.
04:14This is a free country.
04:16And FYI, this whole street's public.
04:19I can toss my trash wherever I want.
04:25What are you talking about?
04:26This is my porch.
04:28Oh, quit the bitching and moaning.
04:30What are you going to do?
04:31Hit me?
04:31Go on, then.
04:32Hit me.
04:35You have no shame.
04:37You want decency?
04:38Try cleaning up your mess.
04:40Take your trash.
04:41Or I'll report you to the HOA.
04:44Go on, report me.
04:45We'll see if they give a shit.
04:50Hi, yes.
04:51I need to report a violation.
04:53My neighbor at 167 Cedar just dumped trash on my curb.
04:55Ah, them.
04:56Look, 167's always been a problem.
04:59Just clean it up.
04:59They're not worth the headache.
05:05Why won't they do anything?
05:08Why won't they help?
05:09Why is everyone against me?
05:18Go to hell!
05:19Go to hell!
05:31Go to hell!
05:33Just remember to take your meds, all right?
05:35You've got a second chance at a normal life now.
05:37A normal life.
05:38That's all I want.
05:49Fresh start.
05:50New day.
05:51Let's start by taking care of the garden.
05:54Let's start by taking care of the garden.
06:18What the fuck?
06:20Who unhooked my hose?
06:22Hey, can't you see I'm using that?
06:24Why'd you pull my hose?
06:26It's my faucet.
06:27My water.
06:28Use your own.
06:30Everyone who's lived here let me use it.
06:32It's called being neighborly.
06:33Put my hose back on.
06:34You can have your turn when I'm done.
06:35Nope.
06:36It's called freeloading.
06:38Keep stealing my water and I'll call the cops.
06:44Fuck you, bitch!
06:45Hope you get hit by a car!
06:47You'll regret this!
06:58I've got a hundred ways to drive her nuts.
07:01Little bitch moves in alone and starts drama on day one.
07:04I'll make sure she's crying and begging for forgiveness by Friday.
07:07That's right, babe.
07:09We've got to put that bitch in her place.
07:10Show our new neighbor who's boss.
07:26It's the middle of the night!
07:27Be quiet!
07:28You're ruining my sleep!
07:29You'll drive me crazy and I promise it won't be pretty!
07:34What you looking at, huh?
07:36Scared?
07:36It's my yard!
07:37I can do whatever the hell I want!
07:40Yeah!
07:40If you didn't want neighbors, you should have moved to Mars!
07:43Oh, wait!
07:44You can't because you're broke!
07:50Shut up!
07:55They'll be silent if I kill them.
07:57I can silence them if I kill them.
08:01I'll kill them.
08:08I'll kill them.
08:09I'll kill them!
08:15I'll kill them.
08:16I'll kill them.
08:24Luna, thank God.
08:26My little angel.
08:29As long as I have you,
08:31I can be normal.
08:42Hey, your pizza's here.
08:44Great.
08:44Just leave it at the door.
08:45Thanks.
08:56I knew it.
08:58That brat.
09:06What's your problem?
09:07Get off my lawn!
09:08First my water,
09:09now my pizza too.
09:11What's next, huh?
09:11What the hell are you talking about?
09:13You think we want your nasty-ass food?
09:18See this?
09:19Proof your kid's a thief.
09:20I'm reporting this.
09:21Hope he enjoys that slice.
09:23Prison doesn't serve pizza.
09:27What are you doing?
09:28Give it back!
09:29You put up a camera without my permission?
09:31And recorded my son?
09:32That's immediate!
09:34Oops.
09:35No proof, no crime.
09:38You people are disgusting!
09:47You're gonna be late for class.
09:55Is that bitch's pizza any good?
09:58That's my boy.
10:00Free food tastes better.
10:02Keep it up.
10:10Billy?
10:11Billy!
10:12Help me!
10:13Billy!
10:16Open the damn door!
10:17I know you're in there!
10:18Get out here, you bitch!
10:20I know you're in there!
10:21You're not avoiding me!
10:25You evil bitch!
10:27Your pizza was so spicy,
10:28it sent my poor son to the hospital!
10:30One hundred grand in medical bills!
10:32You better pay up or I swear to God!
10:36What pizza?
10:37I thought you said your son didn't take my delivery.
10:40You evil bitch!
10:42He was just tasting it for you!
10:44You didn't even say thank you!
10:45But now he's in the ER thanks to you spicy death pie!
10:49I can taste my own food just fine.
10:50And unless you've got proof that it is my pizza put in there, you've got nothing.
10:54The security footage!
10:56The security footage!
10:56Your phone is proof!
10:58What security footage?
10:59Oh, you mean the one you deleted?
11:03You really want to mess with me, pay up or I'll snap your neck right here!
11:08You're a fucking psycho!
11:13No!
11:14No!
11:15Get it away from me!
11:16No!
11:17Bitch, is your dog crazy?
11:18It's trying to bite me!
11:20It's got rabies, doesn't it?
11:21Crazy stupid dog!
11:23I'll kill you!
11:25I'll kill you!
11:28I'll kill you!
11:29I'll kill you!
11:36Don't you dare touch Luna!
11:38Get the hell off my property before I call the cops!
11:41I'll report you for trespassing and I'll sue your son for stealing!
11:44You crazy bitch!
11:46If I see that mud again, I'll have Bob rip it to shreds!
11:49You better sleep with one eye open!
11:51This isn't over!
11:56It's okay, Luna. You're safe. I've got you.
12:06Hey, didn't I tell you to get rid of that mad dog?
12:09How dare you ignore us?
12:16Damn it! I'll kill it if it's the last thing I do!
12:18Funny. Your dog's a hundred times more dangerous than my emotional support dog.
12:22Come on, Luna. Let's go home.
12:27You think this is over? Open up!
12:33Open the door! I'm gonna beat your crazy dog into mud!
12:38It's too loud! It's too loud! Make it stop!
12:45I will kill you. I will kill you.
12:49Kill him, I will kill him!
13:00As long as you're with me, I can be okay.
13:05This isn't over! I'm gonna kill that dog!
13:20It's okay, Luna. Don't be scared. Don't be scared.
13:28Luna?
13:30Luna?
13:36No! No! Luna!
13:47Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing? This is my yard!
13:52You! You poisoned me and made me sick! My daddy's gonna beat you up!
13:58Where is Luna?
14:01My camera's caught you dragging her into your yard.
14:04Oh, so you know your precious dog is in my hands? Good. Now show a little respect and I'll consider
14:11going easy on it.
14:13Take it out on me. Not her.
14:17Please. She's everything to me. Just give her back and I promise I'll move.
14:27Want your dog back?
14:30Well, that's up to Billy. He's the one you hurt, remember?
14:36You made me suffer. Now it's your turn. Eat this and we'll call it evening.
14:41That's my boy.
14:47Sure. Walk away and you'll never see your precious dog again.
14:54Luna, I'll do anything for you.
15:02Keep going. You want your dog, don't you?
15:12I did what you asked.
15:16Now, can you give Luna back to me?
15:18I mean, I forgive you, but whether you get your dog back, that's up to daddy.
15:22You promised.
15:23Well, you shouldn't have messed with us in the first place.
15:25You want your dog back? Get on your knees and beg. I want to see you grovel at my feet.
15:29Get on your knees?
15:32You bastard!
15:33You're taking this too far.
15:36Better watch that temper.
15:38Tick-tock. Your dog's on borrowed time.
15:41Keep this up and you'll never see it again.
15:46Luna. Luna.
15:50Please. Please give her back.
15:53I'm begging you. She's all I have.
15:56Oh, look at that. We've got ourselves a little bitch.
15:59We'll do anything we say.
16:00Louder. I can't hear you.
16:08Please give Luna back to me. I'm begging you.
16:13Mommy! She takes commands better than that freak dog.
16:17Where'd that fierce attitude go, huh?
16:20Isn't this enough? Can't you give Luna back to me already?
16:23Of course I can.
16:28You can have what's left.
16:30Bob's already chewed your baby to pieces.
16:45Oh, you should have seen it. Your crazy dog wouldn't stop yapping at Bob.
16:51Bob tore him apart in seconds. He snapped like a twig in his mouth.
17:06They killed Luna. They killed Luna. I'll... kill them.
17:14This is what happens when you mess with me.
17:28What are you gonna do, huh? Hit me? On my property? Go ahead! Do it! I dare you!
17:34woah!
17:38Ahhhh Money!
17:45Luna.
17:46I'll send them all to Hell. They'll pay for what they've done.
17:57You actually hit me.
17:59I'll kill you!
18:15You bitch!
18:16Stop!
18:17Leave Frank alone!
18:25I was so busy, I almost forgot about you.
18:29You want to take your husband's place?
18:31Sure.
18:32I'll beat you instead.
18:34Help!
18:34She's crazy!
18:35She's a murderer!
18:37You all need to die.
18:39You all should go to hell.
18:41Help!
18:57And you, the little brat.
19:00Since our parents didn't raise you right, I guess it's up to me to teach so manners.
19:11Help!
19:12Call the cops!
19:139-1-1!
19:14Lock her up!
19:16Die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
19:19Die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
19:23Die!
19:27Go to hell, bitch!
19:40You crazy bitch!
19:42Let go of Frank!
19:45Luna is dead.
19:47You don't get to live!
19:48I'll send you all to hell!
19:55And now, for the main course.
20:04You bastard!
20:05Do you like wasabi that much?
20:07Eat up!
20:13Stop!
20:14Luna's not dead!
20:15Stop!
20:16Let me go!
20:18Hurry!
20:19Let her dog out!
20:20Now!
20:22Now!
20:38Luna, you're alive!
20:40You're okay!
20:40Oh, God!
20:41Thank God you're okay!
20:51We got a call about a disturbance.
20:53Your neighbor's heard a fight.
20:55What's going on here?
20:56Officer Eason, please!
20:57Look at my house!
20:58She trashed everything!
20:59She even attacked my husband!
21:00That's her!
21:01She broke into my house and beat us up!
21:04Throw her in prison!
21:05And I want her to pay for the damage, too!
21:14You're saying this dainty young girl here broke into your house and beat all of you up?
21:21That's right, officer!
21:22Look at my face!
21:23She did this!
21:24And look at what she did to Frank!
21:26He's bleeding!
21:28My head hurts, officer!
21:30I think I've got a concussion!
21:33She needs to pay up!
21:36All right, Frank.
21:37Everyone in town knows what you and your family are like.
21:40No one in the neighborhood would pick a fight with you.
21:43Officer!
21:44I only came here to get my dog back.
21:47Look, they stole Luna, then told me their pit bull killed her.
21:50I couldn't help myself.
21:52I was just so angry.
21:58So the truth comes out, Frank.
22:00Your pit bull isn't even allowed in this neighborhood.
22:04And you broke into her house to steal her dog.
22:06You started this, then pushed it way too far.
22:10Honestly, you're lucky this is all you're paying for.
22:12Seriously?
22:13Look what she did to me!
22:15I'm sure there's DNA evidence that she was the one who beat me up!
22:18I'm gonna press charges!
22:20All right, man.
22:21Go for it.
22:22But doing a DNA test is gonna cost you thousands of dollars.
22:26It's your loss.
22:27I just wanted my dog back.
22:29Luna is my only family.
22:30They wouldn't give her back to me.
22:32They humiliated me and hurt me.
22:34Officer, everything I did was in self-defense.
22:36Quit yapping or I'll kill you!
22:47Back off!
22:48What do you think you're doing?
22:49You're really gonna throw a punch right in front of the cops?
22:52She barged onto my property and started attacking us.
22:55She scared my poor son so bad he wet himself.
22:58If you don't punish her, I swear I'm not letting this go.
23:03Why are you taking her side anyways?
23:06Has she been sleeping with you or what?
23:07I'll report you for this.
23:10Watch your mouth!
23:13I'll say this one more time.
23:14You're the ones at fault.
23:16Everything she did was self-defense.
23:18Case closed.
23:19Keep pushing and we'll charge both of you with theft.
23:25Officer, what about their dog?
23:30The HOA doesn't even allow dogs that big.
23:32And they never keep it on a leash.
23:34Frank, your HOA rules clearly ban dogs over 30 pounds, especially ones with a history of aggression.
23:40You've got two choices.
23:41Get rid of that dog or I call animal control.
23:49I'll get my revenge.
24:11It's all your fault.
24:12I had to send Bob away.
24:13I'll kill your dog at even.
24:16I'll teach you a lesson.
24:30Hey, Luna.
24:32You can't eat random food off the ground, okay?
24:43Who the hell left a poisoned hot dog at the park?
24:46My dog's dead.
24:47I hope you go to hell.
24:48It's your fault for not keeping an eye on your dog.
24:53He wants to kill Luna.
24:55No.
24:55He wants to kill Luna.
24:57I can't let this happen.
25:13Luna, you have to stay with me.
25:17You can't leave me, okay?
25:19Okay.
25:30Ugh, it's so ugly.
25:31That girl dresses like a grandma.
25:34Free snacks for Billy.
25:36Not bad.
25:41That tramp.
25:42Who's she trying to impress dressed like a prostitute?
25:48Hello?
25:50Delivery!
26:01Ah!
26:04Are you okay?
26:06Yeah, thanks.
26:08Oh, by the way, could you look up some of my past packages?
26:12I never got them.
26:13They must have gone missing.
26:14Making moves on random men?
26:17I'm showing this to everyone.
26:18The whole neighborhood will know you're a skank.
26:21Hey, you know what the new girl in town does for a living?
26:25No.
26:26She seems like a sweet young lady, though.
26:29Wrong.
26:30She's a prostitute.
26:32What?
26:34Oh, I don't want to live near someone like that!
26:38She's so young.
26:39I can't believe she'd stoop so low.
26:41That's disgusting.
26:43It's bad enough she flirts with every man she meets.
26:46She even takes her customers home.
26:49Look, I got a picture.
26:52She's shameless!
26:54A trap living in our neighborhood.
26:56Think of the children!
27:21That's her!
27:22She's the one bringing down our property value!
27:26You need to move away!
27:31Yeah!
27:32We don't want a dirty, shameless woman like you in our neighborhood!
27:38What's your problem?
27:39Do I even know you?
27:41I can live wherever I want.
27:42I don't need your permission.
27:45Fuck you!
27:51Hey, let me take you for a ride.
27:55What the fuck?
27:57No!
28:12Who did this?
28:14Don't let me catch you!
28:19Hey, how's a hundred for a night?
28:20I'll let you get a good taste of my hot dog.
28:23Hey, you're at 166, right?
28:24I'll drop by tonight.
28:25You better show me a good time.
28:26This is harassment.
28:27I'll call the cops on you.
28:29What's going on?
28:30Why is everyone like this today?
28:35I'm going to beat you up, whore!
28:49You little trank trying to get a customer out of my husband?
28:52I'll rip you to pieces.
28:53I'll tear you apart!
29:01Just like that!
29:03Teach her a lesson!
29:04Harder!
29:06What are you talking about?
29:08You're trespassing!
29:09This is assault!
29:09I'll call the cops!
29:11The cops?
29:12They'll arrest you first for selling your body around town.
29:15What?
29:16This is slander!
29:18I'll sue you!
29:20Look at this.
29:21This is proof you've been horning yourself.
29:23What do you have to say for yourself?
29:25And you had the nerve to pass these to our husbands?
29:29You're shameless!
29:38You're ruining the neighborhood's reputation.
29:41You're going to bring down our property value.
29:43Get your ass out of here!
29:46I didn't do this!
29:48This is slander!
29:50You're lying!
29:51Karen saw you bring a John home with her own eyes!
30:01She's spreading lies about me, and instead of checking if it was even true, you show up
30:05at my house and attack me?
30:06Get out!
30:07Now!
30:08Or I'm calling the cops!
30:09You better not be lying, because if you are, I swear I'll tear you apart!
30:12Let's go!
30:34Why are you spreading lies about me?
30:37You better tell everyone the truth now!
30:39Please, you're the shameless one.
30:44What, can't handle the consequences?
30:46I didn't do anything!
30:48What did you even see?
30:51Why else would you buy such slutty underwear if you weren't trying to sell yourself out?
30:57You've been stealing my packages?
30:59And it's a good thing I did!
31:01Now I know the truth, and so does everyone else!
31:04You're a tramp, and I'm going to make sure the whole world knows it!
31:15Kill her, if she's gone, if she's gone, the lies stop.
31:19Kill her, kill her!
31:21Kill her!
31:23Kill her, kill her!
31:25Kill her, kill her!
31:27Ahhhhhhh!
31:51Luna, don't ever leave me, okay?
31:55Or I might actually lose it.
32:01Hey, what's going on? Is the neighbor from hell starting shit again?
32:05That shameless bitch she was going to hit me! How could she?
32:12Don't worry, honey. I've got a good idea.
32:15I'm gonna get a couple of the guys. We'll make sure she learns her lesson.
32:20Get the boys together. We've got ourselves a little fun tonight.
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