Elle n'est pas sans foyer Elle est la déesse guérisseur
▶ She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:00You
00:00:03Healer goddess hear my plea
00:00:06Please save my
00:00:21Rod of a sepulius
00:00:30I
00:00:30I
00:00:48Praise she's the healer goddess. No, please don't call me about it. I'm just glad I could help
00:01:00Here you go miss. Thank you
00:01:04Why do you wait down by throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:08in need?
00:01:19You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:24run
00:01:27Oh
00:01:27It's okay little guy
00:01:30I'll fix you right up
00:01:35Right
00:01:36Rewrites the wrong
00:01:40Rewrites
00:01:42Rewrites
00:01:45See good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:01:50Come on Cleo, let's go
00:01:55Oh
00:02:06Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:09We have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely the
00:02:14Lysander Armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:19He's so hot
00:02:21Does he come with the money?
00:02:22Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power
00:02:26No, it's all yours
00:02:31Are we still moving forward Miss Trixie?
00:02:34Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:37Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:41Grandma
00:02:41I'm dying
00:02:42Save me Trixie
00:02:44Grandma?
00:02:46Grandma
00:02:47When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old
00:02:50I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
00:02:52And Butch is still on deployment
00:02:54So that's why I haven't been married yet
00:02:58Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:05We're talking about my brother's life
00:03:06I don't have time for jokes
00:03:08No!
00:03:17Please go feed your dog, miss
00:03:18Don't let it starve like you
00:03:20Oh, kind stranger
00:03:22Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:24Grant me a wish?
00:03:25That you can barely feed yourself
00:03:26The downfall of humanity
00:03:28It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:30What?
00:03:32Jeez, this is giving me a migraine
00:03:34Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:37I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:03:40Okay, uh
00:03:41I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:03:44Can you do that?
00:03:45I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:03:49Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:03:51Don't go too far, Cleo
00:03:55Hold still
00:04:02What? My migraine's gone
00:04:04Okay, then let's go
00:04:05If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:04:07Come on, come on
00:04:09Oh!
00:04:21How is he?
00:04:22What is the diagnosis?
00:04:24Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:26I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
00:04:28Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:30You're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:31Don't worry, General
00:04:33I'm the Angel Herbalist
00:04:34And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
00:04:37I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:04:56I have no clue what this is
00:05:00Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:05That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:06Me, the witch doctor
00:05:08I'll save your son, Lysander
00:05:20He's not budging, there's no movement
00:05:21Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:26I don't know what this is
00:05:28Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:05:30They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:05:33If we can't save him
00:05:36There's only one person who can
00:05:38Who?
00:05:42The goddess of healing
00:05:45Wait a second
00:05:46You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:05:48That's correct
00:05:49Her right rewrites the rond
00:05:52And her left leaves the bereft
00:05:54That's her motto
00:05:55It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:05:58We are nothing compared to her
00:06:00She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:03No one has ever seen her before
00:06:05If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:09I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:11I will find her
00:06:12James, come
00:06:14Put out a bounty
00:06:15To the entire world
00:06:16Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:18Will give them five million dollars
00:06:21There's no need
00:06:34I'll save your son
00:06:36Who the hell is she?
00:06:38Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:06:39She's gonna save your brother?
00:06:41Don't be ridiculous
00:06:42How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:06:46Exactly
00:06:46God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:06:49She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:06:52Ew!
00:06:53She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:06:55I bet it has fleas
00:06:57That flea infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:01Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:07Don't touch him
00:07:10They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:12But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:15So step aside
00:07:16I'll take it from here
00:07:18Could you hold this?
00:07:20Ho ho ho ho
00:07:21You're not gonna touch my son
00:07:22I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:07:25And a former general
00:07:26I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:07:29I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:07:32Wasn't paying enough cash
00:07:34Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:07:38A skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:07:42When he's unconscious
00:07:44Ew!
00:07:45Disgusting
00:07:45Go back to being a prostitute
00:07:47Security!
00:07:48Get this STD infested peasant out of here now
00:07:51Let's go
00:07:52If you throw me out
00:07:53You're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:07:58Sir, we are at our wits end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
00:08:03Maybe we should give her a try
00:08:05You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:08Alright, I'll give you a shot
00:08:10But I warn you
00:08:12If you fail
00:08:13I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:08:16Is that any way to ask for help?
00:08:19You'd be blessed to have me
00:08:21And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:08:23But since I'm not welcome here
00:08:26I'll leave
00:08:28Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:08:31Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me
00:08:33I can't lose him
00:08:35Well, if he's a hero to you
00:08:39Then that means he must be a good person
00:08:41My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:08:45Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband
00:08:50Who says I want to marry him?
00:08:51As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:08:57Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:00I mean, look at her
00:09:01Even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:03You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:06Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger for such trivial matters
00:09:10Continue wasting your time
00:09:12But I'm saving this patient
00:09:22Oh, okay!
00:09:25What's happening?
00:09:26What are we doing?
00:09:37What the hell are you doing?
00:09:39I knew she was a perv
00:09:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:09:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:09:47Are you insane?
00:09:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:09:52He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
00:09:58Yeah, right, I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:10:02Oh, okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:10:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:10:08And I've never heard of endo cryo
00:10:12What?
00:10:13What?
00:10:15This?
00:10:21Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:10:23What?
00:10:25What?
00:10:25So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:10:29The rod of a sepulius?
00:10:31Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from
00:10:34If you're going to be this delusional?
00:10:36I agree
00:10:36I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:10:39What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
00:10:43We are all certified
00:10:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:10:47She's right about everything
00:10:51Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
00:10:55And again, there is no such thing as endo cryo what what?
00:10:59Endogenic cryomorphy
00:11:00Oh
00:11:00And of course none of you have heard of it
00:11:02Because I just discovered it
00:11:04This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:11:08The chances are a billion to one
00:11:10A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:11:12But lucky for you all
00:11:13You've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:11:17What a bunch of baloney
00:11:18I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:11:22Precisely
00:11:23You are just a scamming prostitute
00:11:25You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:11:30I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:11:33Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead
00:11:37And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:11:40Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:11:44Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:11:46Oh my god
00:11:48If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:11:51I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:11:53Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:11:57What is that supposed to mean?
00:11:58It means you're being schooled by me
00:12:00And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:12:04Then let's have a bet
00:12:06If you can't heal him
00:12:08We'll break your hands
00:12:11And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:12:16These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:12:20You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:12:23Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:12:26There's too many lives at stake
00:12:30Don't worry, I got this
00:12:34It's a deal
00:12:36I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:12:38No one is dying on my watch
00:12:44Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:12:51Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:12:54Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:13:05I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:13:08I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:13:11I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:13:15Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:13:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:13:20Don't listen to her
00:13:22She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:13:26Firstly, this is called greatness
00:13:30Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:13:33You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:13:36What? Did you just call me?
00:13:40There's a man's life at stake here
00:13:42And you're standing in my way
00:13:44Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:13:48Now stop getting in my way
00:13:50Or I promise you, you will be bubbling up the mouth very soon
00:13:53Oh yeah?
00:13:54Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:13:55Where's the dog?
00:13:57Well put down the dog!
00:13:58With pleasure
00:14:13Left, leave the wrong breath
00:14:19You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:14:23She's been poisoned!
00:14:25It was her!
00:14:27Do you see any poison on me?
00:14:29Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:14:31But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
00:14:34This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:14:37Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:14:39Of course!
00:14:41I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:14:44If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:15:02Why is she spitting blood?
00:15:03This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:15:05I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist
00:15:08This is what I call...
00:15:11Malpractice
00:15:12This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:15:14But she deserves a little punishment
00:15:16Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:15:19Jacuzzi is ready?
00:15:20Right this way
00:15:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what the hell is going on?
00:15:23You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:15:27Then stop getting in my way, every second counts
00:15:31Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:15:36General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:15:40Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:15:44Hold on, you two are going in there... alone?
00:15:48If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
00:15:53Alright, but I warn you, no funny business
00:16:12We're going to have you too late, and see you next time
00:16:12Go to give him more like, like, uh, click the link
00:16:12That's one home, you put the link, that's gonna be better
00:16:22...and if you don't know if you don't know if you don't know if you want any other questions
00:16:22Go to give him a time
00:16:22Go to give him a time
00:16:32Click the link
00:16:52you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:16:56armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what i
00:17:04would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:17:08held for ransom by a homeless woman you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:17:15faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you shitting me you found
00:17:24this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background she could
00:17:29be a psychotic murder that is in general you have to go in and stop this now you're right that's
00:17:33it
00:17:33i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir oh my god i told you all
00:17:47to stay
00:17:48out this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:18:01i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:18:06i'm gonna save him myself no you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:18:15this is a witchcraft i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses
00:18:23her dark
00:18:24magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that
00:18:29bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir you regain consciousness
00:18:48help me i'm just one
00:18:53something's wrong you were drunk with an aphrodisiac lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon
00:19:02be mine that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:19:12sir the swat team is here captain morales my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating
00:19:21witch i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong
00:19:26we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:19:34right rewrites the wrong
00:19:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:19:46good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me
00:19:52who are you your fucking spy talk i swear to god will have you arrested for this
00:19:59you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper
00:20:03i will never oh really
00:20:17look who's guilty now
00:20:21look i don't know what this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is attracted
00:20:26to a naked woman and her breasts it's science okay it just means that my body
00:20:31oh shut up
00:20:32excuse me for you
00:20:35you just talked to me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:20:39i hear lysander's voice captain do something now
00:20:42ready
00:20:47we're almost there
00:20:49aim
00:20:50get him boys get him
00:20:53fight
00:20:55fight
00:21:11those demon cells
00:21:12how is this possible
00:21:14it's not even a scratch
00:21:16i told you this is dark magic
00:21:18of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:21:20no i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:21:23she's not the dark witch
00:21:24young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:21:28this homeless psycho
00:21:30doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:21:31how is she going to save someone else's life
00:21:33that's right
00:21:34the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:21:38if we can't save him
00:21:39no one can
00:21:40except for the goddess healer
00:21:42think about it
00:21:43we heard lysander's voice
00:21:44he's been in a coma for two years
00:21:46miss trixie must have woken him up
00:21:47you're right
00:21:48this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:21:53maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:21:55no no absolutely not
00:21:58there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:22:01how could you know for sure
00:22:02right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:22:06you're wrong sir
00:22:07this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:22:11it's called borderline revival
00:22:13she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:22:16but only temporarily
00:22:18it's a trick
00:22:19to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:22:21that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:22:24i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:22:26to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:22:29my son doesn't deserve this
00:22:31he is dying right now
00:22:33naked in a jacuzzi
00:22:34with a smelly vagrant
00:22:35then it looks like it's up to me
00:22:37the witch doctor
00:22:38only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:22:43my son's life is in your hands
00:22:44you heal him
00:22:45i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:22:49i don't know who you are
00:22:50but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:22:56this is it
00:22:57the finishing touch
00:22:59i must now give you the kiss of life
00:23:01so we can both survive
00:23:18so we can both survive
00:23:20it's poison gas
00:23:22that poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:23:26poison gas
00:23:27my son is in there
00:23:29you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:23:31no don't worry general
00:23:32gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:23:35soon
00:23:36she'll come out crying to mommy
00:23:38then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:23:40and then he can marry one of us
00:23:42they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:23:48i knew they promised you that i'd save you
00:23:50it's now or never
00:24:02what the hell are they doing in there
00:24:04it's been over ten minutes
00:24:06wait a second
00:24:07you don't think that they're
00:24:09you
00:24:10you suffocated my brother and miss Trixie in there
00:24:12don't point your fingers at me
00:24:14if your brother's dead
00:24:15it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:24:17oh my god
00:24:17yeah
00:24:18she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:24:20i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:24:23mr. Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:24:25if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:24:27this is taking way too long
00:24:30captain morales
00:24:31it's time to get out
00:24:32the big guns
00:24:33these bazookas
00:24:35can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:24:37bazooka
00:24:37she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:24:40crap oh my god
00:24:41get faxed up
00:24:43ready
00:24:45aim
00:24:45oh shit
00:24:50quit your whining and stand down
00:25:03the parasite's been extracted
00:25:04shoot her dead now
00:25:06do i need to fix your hearing too
00:25:08i said stand down
00:25:11don't listen to her
00:25:12she's a fraud
00:25:12a termite to the field of medicine
00:25:14i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:25:18if i'm a termite then
00:25:20you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:25:22wait a second
00:25:24are you saying you cured my son
00:25:25he'll wake in just a moment
00:25:26you can see for yourself
00:25:28well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:25:31that is it
00:25:31no more stalling general
00:25:33if you won't punish her
00:25:34i will
00:25:39don't hurt her
00:25:44he's a killer
00:25:50his pulse is regular
00:25:51in fact it's never been better
00:25:56there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:26:06no
00:26:06this tricksy did it dad
00:26:08Lysander's warm again
00:26:09he's not cold and pale like before
00:26:11and his heart is strong
00:26:12come
00:26:13feel it
00:26:15i saved my son
00:26:16thank you
00:26:17next time
00:26:18don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:26:21your son would have otherwise died
00:26:22by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:26:25i've learned my lesson
00:26:26i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:26:30wait wait
00:26:31no no
00:26:32there is only one person in the world
00:26:34who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:26:37the goddess healer
00:26:44could you really be the goddess of healing
00:26:46but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:26:51and you don't look a day after 20
00:26:53it doesn't matter who i am
00:26:55what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:26:57Devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:27:01take care
00:27:02no wait
00:27:03miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:27:06he's right
00:27:07we are men of our words
00:27:08and as i promised you my heir Lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:27:12and you did just that
00:27:13of course
00:27:15you're welcome to marry me instead
00:27:16oh
00:27:17i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:27:25already engaged
00:27:26i am
00:27:27i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years and he's coming back today
00:27:33but don't be disappointed
00:27:34really i'm no one special i just got lucky with your brother
00:27:38some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:27:41but you're still Lysander's savior
00:27:43please let me give you what i promised
00:27:45take the gold
00:27:46no really
00:27:48i don't need anything
00:27:50i just believe in doing good in the world
00:27:55Trixie
00:27:55it's your fiance
00:27:56he's back
00:27:58and he says he's breaking up with you
00:28:01i must go
00:28:08hobo close
00:28:10halo glow
00:28:10i bet the goddess healer is just like miss Trixie
00:28:14it was just dumb luck
00:28:16she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:28:18she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:28:20marrying the hottest
00:28:21most powerful bachelor
00:28:23around
00:28:26i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:28:31oh my god
00:28:33i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:28:35but
00:28:36this is
00:28:37godly
00:28:38no no no
00:28:40no no
00:28:40Lysander
00:28:41Lysander's not supposed to be mine
00:28:44i'd so much rather share him with you than let that panty like ugly bitch
00:28:48have him
00:28:48you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:28:51take these two weirdos out of here
00:28:53and revoke their licenses
00:28:54wait
00:28:54no
00:28:55we're not brides
00:28:57no she's just better than us
00:28:59oh my god
00:29:02we were truly blessed to have miss Trixie here huh
00:29:05she's no average Jane
00:29:06no she isn't
00:29:07she said it was just dumb luck
00:29:09but if she truly had these special skills
00:29:11why did she wear that shit stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:29:15but think about the impenetrable walls
00:29:17no normal person could have done that
00:29:18goddess or not
00:29:20homeless or not
00:29:21i don't care
00:29:22i've never met a woman like that
00:29:23i have to find her
00:29:24i have to make her my life
00:29:25she won my heart over too
00:29:27but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:29:29i'll help you find her
00:29:30alright listen
00:29:32i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:29:38i'm dumping Trixie
00:29:39so i want you
00:29:40your granddaughters
00:29:42filthy things
00:29:43out of my house
00:29:45now
00:29:45Trixie paid for this house
00:29:47she waited for you
00:29:48for three years
00:29:50she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:29:52and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:29:54one with some serious
00:29:55fuck you money
00:29:57so get lost
00:29:58who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:30:06grandma
00:30:08Beatrice
00:30:08Trixie
00:30:09i'm already
00:30:10i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:30:12i'm dumping you
00:30:13for your best friend
00:30:14marissa
00:30:16that
00:30:17the wedding's tomorrow
00:30:19so sign over the house
00:30:20now
00:30:25you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:30:28and i did
00:30:29for three years while you were deployed
00:30:31yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:30:34and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:30:37do you have no shame
00:30:38we were together for three years
00:30:40and uh
00:30:40it was a complete waste of my life
00:30:42when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:30:49that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:30:54i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:31:02oh yeah
00:31:03well marissa
00:31:05is so much better than you
00:31:06she grew up even poorer than you
00:31:10and now
00:31:11she's the ceo
00:31:12of an entire
00:31:12corporation
00:31:14and you
00:31:18you're still nothing
00:31:20so you think she's an upgrade
00:31:22of course she's an upgrade
00:31:24look what she uh
00:31:25got me for my
00:31:26engagement
00:31:27oops
00:31:28yeah
00:31:29that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:31:38you gave her the presidential contract
00:31:40i certainly did
00:31:41in fact
00:31:42marissa
00:31:43you and your dimwit brother
00:31:45only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:31:52oh i think she's losing it bro
00:31:53that breakups have hit her hard
00:31:56you two
00:31:57are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:32:00my granddaughter
00:32:01supported you
00:32:02and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:32:05how dare you insult her
00:32:08it's okay grandma
00:32:09let's not stoop to that level
00:32:12where edna
00:32:13she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:32:16what is he talking about jersey
00:32:17show her bob
00:32:23this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:32:26she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:32:28she was begging on the street for money
00:32:31i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:32:34even if you got no game
00:32:35i got street cred i gotta keep
00:32:37you dig
00:32:38the word you're looking for is dignity
00:32:40a near one to speak
00:32:42cheater
00:32:44is this true tricksy
00:32:48i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:32:50i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:32:53so that i can help them
00:32:55of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:32:59what is that supposed to mean
00:33:00it means
00:33:01the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:33:03is actually a downgrade
00:33:08enough bullshitting already
00:33:09just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:33:24at your wedding i will
00:33:25what
00:33:27if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:33:31why should i do good by you
00:33:33i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:33:36as
00:33:36my charity
00:33:37to you
00:33:38fucking bitch
00:33:39you better keep your word
00:33:41oh that's rich
00:33:42after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:33:45do you remember that
00:33:52tricksy
00:33:53marissa's a millionaire now
00:33:56they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:33:59grandma
00:34:00i have to confess something to you
00:34:03i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:34:05trillions
00:34:08that would make you the richest person on the planet
00:34:12it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:34:15the god of healing
00:34:17i saved several world leaders with these hands
00:34:20that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:34:22and become the goddess healer
00:34:24it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:34:28but please tricksy dear
00:34:31i know it was to broken your heart
00:34:32but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:34:36it will only delay the healing process
00:34:38you don't have to believe me just yet
00:34:40after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:34:45i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:34:50that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:34:53you've always had an angel's heart
00:34:56i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:34:58who actually deserves you
00:35:00you will see tomorrow grandma
00:35:04oh yeah
00:35:09you said tricksy's crashing your wedding
00:35:11she was bullying us too sasa
00:35:13she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:35:17i hope when nobody steps on snake
00:35:20snake bites back hard
00:35:21so let her come and embarrass herself
00:35:24you mean
00:35:27we broadcast
00:35:29that video of you
00:35:32yes
00:35:32her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:35:36she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:35:37and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:35:39against my presidential glow up
00:35:41let's turn this party into her funeral
00:35:50there he is
00:35:52welcome home brother
00:35:54welcome home general
00:35:57sir
00:35:58the homeless woman who saved you miss tricksy
00:36:00this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:36:02he served with your regiment in the marines
00:36:04you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:36:06well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:36:10so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:36:13fucking coward
00:36:14according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:36:16then we should join her
00:36:18men
00:36:19i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:36:22and her incredible power that saved my life
00:36:24so she needs our support
00:36:25will you join me in protecting her
00:36:27yes sir
00:36:27we will allow our lives to protect her sir
00:36:30well let's roll
00:36:45welcome everyone to my wedding
00:36:47today is a very special day for me and butch
00:36:49not only are we getting married
00:36:50but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:36:53allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:36:59congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:37:02we can't stop but just taking my last name
00:37:05oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:37:08you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a partay after all
00:37:12i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:37:18the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:37:23it's an honor
00:37:24that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:37:29we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:37:32we'll let the wedding begin
00:37:35not so fast
00:37:36the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:37:58you two really are a match made in hell
00:38:01so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:38:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles
00:38:07who is she
00:38:07uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir
00:38:10just watch
00:38:14trixie what are you doing here
00:38:15this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:38:17i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:38:19you know being this poor
00:38:22me bum a meal
00:38:24have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:38:27what evidence do you have of that
00:38:29look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:38:31i'm a millionaire ceo
00:38:34even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:38:37and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:38:40sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:38:44see everyone
00:38:45butch already cut ties with his ex
00:38:47but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:38:53this is what poor sad girls do
00:38:55they beg for scraps from us
00:38:58the rich and glorious
00:38:59projecting much marissa
00:39:00you might feel all high and mighty now
00:39:02but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:39:05especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:39:11you
00:39:12you giving me the contract
00:39:14you have no skills
00:39:16no education
00:39:16no connection
00:39:17so how could you possibly have a pool
00:39:19to get the u.s. fucking president
00:39:21to give me a billion dollar contract
00:39:23rubo share humble beginnings marissa
00:39:25and i saw potential in you
00:39:27even trusted you as my best friend
00:39:29but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:39:32don't be all sore now just cause i stole your man
00:39:35this is what us rich girls do
00:39:37they steal from lane spinsters for fun
00:39:40damn right
00:39:41you were too embarrassing for me
00:39:44sasa tramples you any day
00:39:46i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:39:49bravo
00:39:49self admission of a gold digger
00:39:51quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:39:53sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:39:55you should make yourself
00:39:56don't listen to her everyone
00:39:58she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:40:00i don't even have to lift a finger
00:40:02and you're already embarrassing yourself
00:40:03in front of everyone for me butch
00:40:06you may look and sound like a man
00:40:08but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:40:10okay enough
00:40:10you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:40:13your moral posturing
00:40:14but guess what
00:40:16morals are just lies to make you and girls
00:40:18feel better about yourselves
00:40:19that's why no man will choose you
00:40:21over marissa trixie
00:40:22because i've got the material goods
00:40:24and you're just all empty talk
00:40:26i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:40:28because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:40:32see this
00:40:42oh my god
00:40:44is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:40:49the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:40:50no absolutely not
00:40:52i don't believe it
00:40:54you all sound so scared already
00:40:55don't worry
00:40:56this isn't that contract
00:40:59it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:41:04see everyone
00:41:05she's just trying to bluff us
00:41:07but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:41:08look at her following orders
00:41:10i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:41:12like a good little uh... peasant slave
00:41:15that house is where all her life savings
00:41:20you want to uh... i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:41:33you must understand me
00:41:34i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:41:37i'm giving it to charity
00:41:44bro
00:41:45she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:41:46she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:41:49she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:41:51you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away Trixie
00:41:54it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:41:55i know what this is
00:41:58you've gone delusional
00:41:59and you think you're cinderella
00:42:01so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:42:02and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:42:05well that's not happening
00:42:06security! lock the doors
00:42:08this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:42:13this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:42:18we found miss Trixie Lysander
00:42:20she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now
00:42:22butch tanner
00:42:23well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:42:27let's go
00:42:31you think a few toy guns scare me marissa?
00:42:33i've saved plenty of people from much worse
00:42:36including your head of command butch
00:42:39general Lysander Armstrong
00:42:41you mean the legendary war hero?
00:42:42he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:42:46you're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:42:50so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general Lysander Armstrong?
00:42:55no one here is gonna believe you
00:42:56if you really cured the incurable general?
00:42:59then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary
00:43:01and she's not
00:43:02you're just asking to be humiliated Trixie
00:43:05show them butch
00:43:11see for yourselves everyone
00:43:13Trixie's just a
00:43:14freeloading beggar
00:43:18she won't leave me and Marissa alone cause
00:43:20we're rich as fuck now
00:43:22i'm a major in the marines
00:43:24Sasa, she has
00:43:25a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:43:27with the military
00:43:29approved by the first female president of the United States herself bitch
00:43:33how despicable
00:43:34she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:43:38get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:43:40no free meals for the poor
00:43:41do you see this Trixie?
00:43:44this is high society
00:43:45so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:43:47or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:43:49maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:43:53maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:43:58i already have everything one can dream of
00:44:00but i valued our friendship Marissa
00:44:02which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:44:04to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:44:07but no, you stooped so low
00:44:10it disgusts me
00:44:11nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:44:14like a bum
00:44:15and who knows, if you've already started offering sexual services
00:44:20well then
00:44:22why don't you get on your knees for me Trixie
00:44:24my brother will never take you back
00:44:26no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:44:29but make me happy
00:44:30and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:44:43how dare you hit my brother
00:44:45i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:44:47that's awesome
00:44:49don't worry my dear
00:44:50after i'm done with you Trixie
00:44:52not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:44:56oh
00:44:57is that so
00:44:58security
00:45:00get down on your knees
00:45:02and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:45:04in front of everybody here
00:45:05or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:45:07the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:45:09i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:45:12any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:45:15before you even touch me
00:45:16dream on
00:45:18you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:45:21but you weren't good enough for me
00:45:22you're definitely not good enough for him
00:45:24enough!
00:45:25you're souring my party
00:45:27so you either get the fuck out
00:45:29or i'm gonna shoot you
00:45:31on the count of three
00:45:32i think i quite like it here
00:45:34two!
00:45:44mmmm
00:45:45this wine is so delicious
00:45:47one! shoot!
00:45:51nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:45:59it's
00:46:00it's
00:46:01it's
00:46:09who the hell is this?
00:46:14no
00:46:14i'm sorry that i'm late
00:46:15did they hurt you?
00:46:17no
00:46:17i'm fine
00:46:19but um
00:46:19when did i become your future wife?
00:46:23you saved me
00:46:24Trixie remember
00:46:25i'm a man of my word
00:46:27they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:46:28really it was nothing
00:46:31i saved you because you're a good man
00:46:33not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:46:36ahem
00:46:40i see what this is
00:46:42you're the one who cheated on me Trixie
00:46:44look at you guys all lovey-dub
00:46:45don't try to pin this on her
00:46:47she waited for you for three years
00:46:48this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:46:52virtue?
00:46:54don't make me laugh
00:46:55she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:46:58no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:47:01she should be happy Bob was willing to give her some
00:47:07i see her in the marines
00:47:11i'm a major
00:47:11you know
00:47:12look man
00:47:13i know Trixie is like a
00:47:15i don't know
00:47:15like a seven
00:47:16now that she's all cleaned up
00:47:17but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:47:19worthless woman like that
00:47:21ow
00:47:26a real man
00:47:28never talks about a woman that way
00:47:30you're a coward
00:47:39we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:47:43you're very gracious Trixie you know that
00:47:47you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:47:49so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:47:51you understand?
00:47:52you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit?
00:47:54i'm a fucking major
00:47:56you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:47:58i'll destroy you
00:48:00do you really not know who this is butch?
00:48:02i thought you were in the marines
00:48:04what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:48:08he was just a supply boy
00:48:11war hero?
00:48:13is this all part of your plan Trixie?
00:48:15poor girl
00:48:16did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:48:20a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:48:22Trixie is worthless cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:48:28a bum girl and a pimp
00:48:30what a pair
00:48:32seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:48:35i think we should try to piss him off some more don't you think?
00:48:39bring in the wedding gifts
00:48:47what is all this?
00:48:49Trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:48:53but i know that we shared a moment
00:48:58i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:49:00it's not in my nature
00:49:03unlike somebody else here
00:49:05listen Trixie
00:49:06i have never
00:49:08met a woman
00:49:10like you
00:49:11so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:49:14i know
00:49:15that you're the one for me
00:49:18this guy's either nuts or a really
00:49:21really good actor
00:49:23Oscar worthy
00:49:25no
00:49:26first gift
00:49:31Trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:49:33so i'm gifted you with your own
00:49:35new mansion
00:49:37worth 500 million dollars
00:49:38previously owned by jennifer aniston
00:49:42second guess
00:49:45this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:49:49which is now yours
00:49:50entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:49:53it must be nice
00:49:54they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:49:56they've got nothing left
00:49:57why Sander
00:49:58i really don't care for any of us
00:50:00look i i know
00:50:02i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:50:05okay which is exactly why
00:50:06well my third gift
00:50:08is um
00:50:10well
00:50:24clio
00:50:24hey
00:50:26oh my god
00:50:28you found my dog
00:50:33Trixie i'm just a man
00:50:34but with you it's so much more
00:50:37Trixie amore
00:50:41will you marry me
00:50:44you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:50:49yes i will marry you
00:51:05who
00:51:06go go power couple
00:51:09okay stop
00:51:10the only power couple here is Butch and I
00:51:14Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:51:17No man in their right mind
00:51:20Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:51:22Hey
00:51:23I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:51:24But I'm making this woman my wife
00:51:26Which means that she will be treated as
00:51:28And cherished as
00:51:30The most precious woman on earth
00:51:31Understand
00:51:36You still don't realize
00:51:37That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:51:40This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:51:49As if
00:51:50Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:51:53Would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:51:55Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled
00:51:57The global stock market
00:51:58Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England
00:52:01Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:52:03I bet my life you're all just
00:52:05Actors
00:52:06Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:52:08Come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:52:10Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:52:12What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:52:14The elites
00:52:15Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:52:17She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:52:20Truth is, she's just a useless
00:52:22Lazy bitchin' bum
00:52:24She's utterly unmarriable
00:52:28I can dispose of them
00:52:29In other means if you don't prefer violence
00:52:31I'd handle them myself, but
00:52:35I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:52:37Go ahead, Lysander
00:52:45Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:52:46Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me
00:52:50Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:52:51Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:53:01Uh, hello?
00:53:02Yes
00:53:05What?
00:53:10I'm bankrupt
00:53:18Hey, hey, hey
00:53:19Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:53:22That was a real call?
00:53:23People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:53:24My company's dead
00:53:25It evaporated
00:53:27It's in thin air
00:53:31That's impossible
00:53:33Who are you?
00:53:34What did you do?
00:53:35Secretary Cho
00:53:36You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:53:38And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:53:41Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:53:45Then that means
00:53:48You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:53:50The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:53:54Trixie's married
00:53:55The famed war hero
00:53:57The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:54:01Now you believe me?
00:54:02Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:54:05There's gotta be some trick to this
00:54:07You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:54:10It's awesome
00:54:11It's awesome
00:54:11It's awesome
00:54:12It's awesome
00:54:12It's awesome
00:54:12It's awesome
00:54:12It's awesome
00:54:13It's awesome
00:54:13It's awesome
00:54:13It's awesome
00:54:17It's awesome
00:54:18I know why you're all over Trixie
00:54:20Because you've been in the military for so long
00:54:22You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:54:24Let me take you to my wedding chamber
00:54:26And I'll show you a good time
00:54:29Do you have your hands for me?
00:54:31Or I'll have them removed from you
00:54:32Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:34Ah!
00:54:36I would never be interested in a woman
00:54:38Who's as vile and cruel and wicked
00:54:41As you are
00:54:42Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
00:54:46Sansa was just trying to save the company
00:54:48I don't blame her at all
00:54:50Your double standards are incredible
00:54:51Okay, you don't want me?
00:54:53Fine
00:54:54But there's plenty of other efficiency
00:54:55I can give you a room full of pageant winners
00:54:5818 years old
00:54:59Fresh for the taking
00:55:07I did that so you wouldn't have to
00:55:08Miss Trixie
00:55:09Thank you, Devin
00:55:12Marissa
00:55:12Not only have you backstabbed me
00:55:14Your best friend
00:55:16By stealing my fiancé
00:55:17But now you'd sell out other innocent girls
00:55:20Just to get your company back?
00:55:21You're an insult to all good women out there
00:55:23No, to all of humanity
00:55:24So now
00:55:25Everything that I've ever given you to
00:55:28I'm taking it all back
00:55:31Wait, everyone
00:55:32Stop
00:55:35They're imposters
00:55:40I just got off the phone with the president
00:55:41And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
00:55:43Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
00:55:46So we won't go bankrupt?
00:55:48The goddess healer?
00:55:49You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage
00:55:51In the field of medicine
00:55:52Approved of my medical products?
00:55:55Yes
00:55:55That's the highest honor anyone can have
00:55:57In the field of health and medicine
00:55:59The goddess healer's motto is
00:56:01The right rewrites the wrong
00:56:02The left leave the wrong
00:56:04Bereft
00:56:05That means she's rewarding me
00:56:07The president would never let your company go bankrupt
00:56:10In fact, she's on her way now
00:56:13So you're telling me
00:56:15This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
00:56:18Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
00:56:19Who the fuck cares who he is?
00:56:21If the president and the goddess healer
00:56:23Approves of my products
00:56:24Who cares about this washed up war hero?
00:56:26We can break his legs, break his arms
00:56:27No one would even bat an eye
00:56:29She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
00:56:32FBI
00:56:34FBI
00:56:35You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
00:56:39Gotcha
00:56:44Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
00:56:46No, don't arrest her
00:56:49Trixie is a good person
00:56:50Please, officer, don't arrest her
00:56:52Grandma
00:56:53Mr. Rogers
00:56:54Mrs. Williams
00:56:55What are you all doing here?
00:56:56The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
00:56:58We were worried
00:56:59So we came here to back you up
00:57:02Listen, officer
00:57:03I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
00:57:05She's very kind-hearted
00:57:07And would never break the law
00:57:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
00:57:12Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
00:57:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
00:57:17My fiance really is an incredible woman
00:57:20She's an angel
00:57:22Descended from heaven
00:57:27You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:30My brother is not a criminal
00:57:32He's a war hero
00:57:33Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:57:36Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
00:57:39And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
00:57:42General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma
00:57:44Because of the fight with a terrorist
00:57:46And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
00:57:47So this must be an imposter
00:57:51I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity
00:57:52Is causing you a lot of trouble
00:57:54But I promise I'll get it resolved
00:57:55And we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
00:58:00If you want to arrest me, fine
00:58:02But don't fuck with my fiance
00:58:03You don't get to decide, Pop
00:58:05Let's go!
00:58:26Get him!
00:58:27If you can
00:58:28Go!
00:58:30Go!
00:58:42Go!
00:58:49Go!
00:59:14Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
00:59:24Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
00:59:28Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
00:59:33Wow, your new fiancé? He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
00:59:39I always knew you'd find someone better.
00:59:42It's Butch's loss. Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
00:59:46She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
00:59:51Bitch, we name-calling them?
00:59:52I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
00:59:55Drown out the poor!
00:59:56Drown out the poor!
00:59:58Drown out the poor!
01:00:00Drown out the poor!
01:00:03See, Trixie? You've got no connections, no power.
01:00:06You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:00:10We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:00:12So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:00:16Let them eat cake!
01:00:26You can't shoot all of them. Grab what you can, fam. Attack!
01:00:45You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:00:53What the fuck was that?
01:00:54I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:00:56I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:01:05Damn it!
01:01:06Damn it!
01:01:06Damn it!
01:01:08You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:01:10That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:01:12Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:01:14We're cornered.
01:01:15I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:01:17Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:01:20I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:01:23They will be punished.
01:01:26Now hold still for me.
01:01:29Right.
01:01:31Rewrites the world.
01:01:41Holy fuck! Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:01:44By chanting the goddess healer's chance?
01:01:45Is she the goddess healer?
01:01:50I'm all better now.
01:01:52Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:01:53See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:01:56No.
01:01:57Please.
01:01:57I am just an ordinary girl.
01:01:59Don't put me on some sort of pettis.
01:02:01Sure.
01:02:02You hear that?
01:02:03She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:02:06She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:02:08Well, I do not care for glory.
01:02:10I do believe in justice.
01:02:12Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me,
01:02:15but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:02:17I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:02:19And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:02:22God?
01:02:23Wrong.
01:02:25But you're close.
01:02:26Bullshit.
01:02:27I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:02:31You want to cross the line so bad?
01:02:33Then let's see you try.
01:02:35Charge!
01:02:43The hell is this?
01:02:45This is the line between life and death.
01:02:49Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:02:51I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die probably.
01:02:54That's magic.
01:02:56You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:02:57What if it's a trap?
01:02:58That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:03:01We ain't afraid of her.
01:03:02She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:03:04Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:03:07I will.
01:03:10Left leaves the wrong left.
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:20Nothing happens.
01:03:21You'll see soon enough.
01:03:22Oh, please.
01:03:23I really want to die.
01:03:25And you call this the line between life and death?
01:03:27I knew we were just making that shit up.
01:03:29Whoops.
01:03:30Just crossed it again.
01:03:31Whoops.
01:03:32And again.
01:03:33Nothing's happening.
01:03:35Stop.
01:03:36Stop.
01:03:37Stop.
01:03:40Stop.
01:03:44No.
01:03:45No.
01:03:46Hey.
01:03:47What did you do to my brother?
01:03:49I didn't do anything.
01:03:50Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:03:53I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:03:55If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:03:58Come on.
01:03:59Major.
01:04:00Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:04:01How was he able to cross the line?
01:04:03See, this must be an illusion.
01:04:07Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:04:10Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:04:18You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:04:20You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:04:21Oh, please.
01:04:22You hurt us first.
01:04:24At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:04:27But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:04:31Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:04:35You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:04:37You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:04:42When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:04:47Don't touch my wife.
01:04:51And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:04:55You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:04:57But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:05:01That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:05:04Oh, really?
01:05:05Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:05:09You've got nothing on me.
01:05:13Yes.
01:05:14Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:05:20Goddess!
01:05:21Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:05:24Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:05:28Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:05:33Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:05:37God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:05:40I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:05:42You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:05:44As Secretary, to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:05:47Miss Wickham is correct.
01:05:48I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:05:50Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:05:54You hear that, everyone?
01:05:55There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:06:00She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:06:04so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:06:06No.
01:06:06My granddaughter would never do that.
01:06:09Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:06:13Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:06:21Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:06:26and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:06:31Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:06:34I never realized how delusional they were.
01:06:37You can only dream of what you can never have,
01:06:39while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:06:42Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:06:46It ain't working.
01:06:48You can't just fake the...
01:06:51Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:06:54It's like real magic.
01:06:56Trixie, you're an angel.
01:06:57But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:07:01And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:07:03won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:07:07No.
01:07:09Trixie, look.
01:07:10I believe you.
01:07:11You saved me.
01:07:13Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:07:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:07:19We'll riot against you now.
01:07:21Tear her apart!
01:07:23Tear her apart!
01:07:24Tear her apart!
01:07:25Tear her apart!
01:07:27Tear her apart!
01:07:28The Vice President arrives!
01:07:43Who dare cause ruckus in here...
01:07:46... you're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:07:51Wait, what?
01:07:53he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've been through this already once okay right
01:07:59secretary joe this actor trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already
01:08:06confirmed with madame president that i got the contract coming still right yes we all thought
01:08:10he was a fraud what i mean is you're the war hero general lysander armstrong and how dare you crash
01:08:18miss wickham's wedding the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell and now you're
01:08:24attacking one of the most important allies to the president he is the general oh but he's in
01:08:29trouble now did you hear that even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the
01:08:35nation's leader so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president
01:08:40on our side you'll always be nothing trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley this
01:08:48is treason lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:08:56hurry the goddess healer needs us you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero
01:09:04he single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years
01:09:08there wasn't for miss trixie he would enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire
01:09:13family not just your brother yeah it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for
01:09:21my country i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life and let's be
01:09:27honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a fuck about any damn titles i truly saved
01:09:34a good
01:09:39man i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr
01:09:45vice president i have
01:09:46swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military let's try it
01:09:52out on them hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put innocent
01:09:58civilian lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions
01:10:03are disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:10:13oh
01:10:21shoot wait that's the present
01:10:46that was they were totally aiming for uh trixie the fraud in the middle what is this oh that's my
01:10:53new
01:10:53biomedical weapon madam for your military this is a war crime these are innocent civilian lives
01:10:58you're messing with you're the uncivilized buffoon i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential
01:11:02contract with great power comes great responsibility and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've
01:11:08made with the contract i gave you what are you doing reverse the poison and take it out of the
01:11:12present
01:11:12reports too late that is easy there's no need i'll save everyone
01:11:29it's raining gold
01:11:33what's happening trixie doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter
01:11:39she she is she is a criminal don't worry about unpresident we will arrest her and we'll throw
01:11:45her in prison i'd be quiet if i were you because you're the one that would be going to prison
01:11:49once
01:11:49everyone is healed up what are you talking about the president literally came here to give me my
01:11:54billion dollar contract
01:12:03this contract yes thank you first gentleman
01:12:24my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:12:38this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:12:42is a
01:12:43virus don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that you're the real
01:12:49virus here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives
01:12:52and that's something i cannot tolerate so prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you
01:12:59what are you gonna do the president is here and i just invented the best biomedical products in the
01:13:06world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right madam president you've recovered now
01:13:12so what's your final decision i'll she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:13:23i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:13:29why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:13:34you wish you idiot
01:13:37i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:13:42i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:13:49and you know the goddess you saved me and my son during childbirth you've really seen the goddess
01:13:56healer herself in the flesh the one and only and it's
01:14:04her
01:14:30you really are the goddess of healing aren't you how else did you think i saved you
01:14:34then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:14:39i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person to help those in need and make sure the man
01:14:44i chose
01:14:44loved me for me
01:14:46no so that means the billion dollar contract it it was you who gave it to me
01:14:51she took her away just like that
01:14:54that was her golden ticket
01:14:55you were once my fiance and best friend but after everything you've done
01:15:00we're officially cutting ties with you paul no please i swear i didn't know you were an ex
01:15:04it doesn't matter who she is trixie has a heart of gold she's an amazing person and you ruin that
01:15:13the
01:15:13moment that you betrayed her she's going to be my wife because she is the most beautiful and amazing
01:15:19woman on this planet
01:15:24i love you
01:15:37all her gold all her clothes all that could have been mine this is all your fault
01:16:07and she shall for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction arrest
01:16:12marissa and butch wake up it's all your fault marissa i never loved you
01:16:17it's your fault i was only with you for your money
01:16:20you were rich
01:16:22i'll see myself now
01:16:25rest assured goddess
01:16:26we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:16:29my platform is spreading kindness just like you
01:16:32i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:16:34that is why i saved you
01:16:37with these healing hands i will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:16:42well let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:16:47let's party wait what if we just got married right now yes
01:16:56do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner i do i do you may kiss the bride
01:17:06you
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