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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:02you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother we'll never let anything
00:00:08happen to you it's showtime shit shit
00:00:23ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:31oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:37you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant eric
00:00:54and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorten what the hell
00:01:07how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:16the most evil man in vegas sure about this he's dangerous i'm the master of freaking magic ladies
00:01:25and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:31and who the hell are you get these out of my way now barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:37who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:45are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:49you insult me in public you know who i am i can make you disappear okay well we won't test
00:01:57barry
00:01:59so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:06what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:20now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on
00:02:25their way to arrest you you know kill him
00:02:33and now for my final trick
00:02:58what are you looking at me for get him
00:03:05uh
00:03:14uh
00:03:15Oh!
00:03:32Cut! Cut! Cut!
00:03:53Eric, no!
00:03:57Relax, little brother.
00:03:59Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:02Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:04God.
00:04:05I need you to do something for me.
00:04:07What?
00:04:09I need you to find me.
00:04:11Girl, we grew up with him in the orphanage.
00:04:13She's working in magic.
00:04:17Help her.
00:04:19Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:23You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:24Just hang in there.
00:04:26You're gonna be okay.
00:04:31Eric.
00:04:33Eric.
00:04:43My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:47If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:53I'll find Bri and help her.
00:04:58But not as the master of magic.
00:05:12Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:20Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:22Show opens this weekend.
00:05:24Gotta be prepared.
00:05:26I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:05:29If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:33Before it's destroyed.
00:05:36All right.
00:05:36All right.
00:05:36Well, see ya.
00:05:42A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:49All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:50There it is.
00:05:51There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:52Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:53Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:55There it is, sweetheart.
00:05:56What do you say?
00:05:57Hmm?
00:05:57This one.
00:05:59That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:00Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:01But hey, what do I know?
00:06:02Look at that.
00:06:04Oh.
00:06:05You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but...
00:06:09You know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:10What do you say, huh?
00:06:14Um...
00:06:16I'm sorry.
00:06:16I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:22Looks like trouble.
00:06:24Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:25You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:27I'll tell you what.
00:06:30I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:34Hey, give it back.
00:06:35Hey.
00:06:35That's important to me.
00:06:37Oh, is it?
00:06:37Really, yeah?
00:06:38Is it important enough to play again, hmm?
00:06:41Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:44What do you say, huh?
00:06:44Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:45Let's go.
00:06:46Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:48You're disgusting.
00:06:49I'm not doing that.
00:06:50You're not doing that.
00:06:51You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:56What do you say, baby?
00:06:57Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:00Pick her.
00:07:04Ah, shit!
00:07:09Why don't you let me try?
00:07:13Here's the deal.
00:07:15I win.
00:07:16She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:18You win.
00:07:19You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:24It's priceless.
00:07:26Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:27These guys are dangerous.
00:07:29I got this.
00:07:32This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:35You got it, Hotshine.
00:07:37Let's play.
00:07:39You know the deal.
00:07:40Follow the queen.
00:07:41You get the win.
00:07:43You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:45Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:49You pick.
00:07:51You pick.
00:07:52Who's this guy?
00:07:53What a loser.
00:07:55Should have kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:07:58Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:01Absolutely.
00:08:02You got it.
00:08:20Damn, he got it.
00:08:22That's impossible.
00:08:25What the?
00:08:29Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:30I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:32This bracelet is mine.
00:08:35Well, then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:41You dirty thief.
00:08:49Are you looking for this?
00:08:52What the?
00:08:53Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:08:56Hey, man.
00:08:57It's all good.
00:08:58I was just messing around.
00:09:07Three card Monty.
00:09:08Three card Monty.
00:09:09It's always a scam.
00:09:10I know.
00:09:11I know.
00:09:11I just...
00:09:13I thought I could crack it,
00:09:15but I was screwed
00:09:17until you came along.
00:09:22This bracelet
00:09:24Why is it so important to you?
00:09:26It was my childhood best friends
00:09:29We grew up in an orphanage together
00:09:31And well he
00:09:33He died
00:09:35That's all I have left of him
00:09:41Have a good night, Bri
00:09:43Hey, wait
00:09:44You just saved me
00:09:46You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:52Nice for dinner
00:09:54That was amazing
00:09:56Uh
00:09:57I should probably get going
00:09:59Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:04I guess I must have picked it up backstage
00:10:06Bullshit
00:10:07You have training
00:10:08You know, maybe just a little
00:10:12Just light a hand
00:10:16What? You're green
00:10:21You know
00:10:24Your hand saved me today
00:10:27You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me
00:10:32They, uh
00:10:33Say you're welcome
00:10:48Great
00:10:55Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:15I'm not
00:11:18I don't know who you think I am
00:11:22Then who are you?
00:11:26I'm the bastard whose cockiness killed Eric
00:11:29I think
00:11:30I think it's better if I left
00:11:55Hey!
00:11:56Come on, boy!
00:11:59What did I tell you?
00:12:00I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff
00:12:02Well, I'm the prop assistant
00:12:04Just doing my job
00:12:05No, your job
00:12:06Is to clean up
00:12:08Dove shit
00:12:09See this stuff?
00:12:10This stuff
00:12:11Is to not be touched
00:12:12By anyone less
00:12:13Than a three-star magician
00:12:15Correct me if I'm wrong
00:12:24But you're not a three-star magician
00:12:26Are you?
00:12:28No
00:12:29Not
00:12:31Not since I was 12
00:12:32After becoming the world's first seven-star magician
00:12:35The Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me
00:12:38Damn right you're not
00:12:45You're lucky to be even our little prop boy
00:12:47And to be in the same room as us
00:12:49Real
00:12:50Newticians
00:12:54Okay
00:12:57What did you do to my deck?
00:13:00Nothing
00:13:01Let's just put him away
00:13:03Listen, fool
00:13:03This is my gold Zephyr deck
00:13:06The Master of Magic himself used this type of deck
00:13:09Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck
00:13:12Well, if they're so priceless
00:13:13Maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:15Instead of throwing them on the table
00:13:16Like they're just some two-dollar deck from the gas station
00:13:18Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:22You're fired!
00:13:25If I lose this job
00:13:26I won't be able to watch over Bree
00:13:29I need you to find Bree
00:13:31Alprin
00:13:33Yeah, look
00:13:33I'm sorry
00:13:34No
00:13:34It's too late for that now
00:13:35Because here comes Mr. Kensington
00:13:46Hello, Mr. Kensington
00:13:48You're looking better, sir
00:13:49I'll be good to go
00:13:50For the opening of the show
00:13:53But
00:13:54Let this be a reminder
00:13:56What we do
00:13:57Is dangerous
00:13:58Sir, that is exactly
00:14:00What I wanted to tell you about
00:14:01I've had to fire the prop boy over here
00:14:04What? Why?
00:14:05He's careless and cocky
00:14:06He's a liability
00:14:07No matter how hot you think he is
00:14:10I never said that
00:14:11Mr. Kensington
00:14:13Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:15Since he's worked here
00:14:16Sir, sir
00:14:16He nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck
00:14:19Daniel
00:14:21Is this true?
00:14:22Of course not
00:14:23Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:25A common worker?
00:14:26Or a three-star magician?
00:14:28Look, Samuel
00:14:30I've seen his skills
00:14:31He would never damage a deck
00:14:33Show them
00:14:34Show them what you can do
00:14:41Yeah, Daniel
00:14:42Let's see it
00:14:43Show us what you got
00:14:44Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:46Tell you what
00:14:47If you can rearrange my deck
00:14:49By rank and suit
00:14:50Without damaging it
00:14:51In 15 seconds
00:14:54You can keep your job
00:14:5515 seconds?
00:14:57That's impossible
00:14:57I don't even know
00:14:58If the Master of Magic
00:14:59Could have done it that quick
00:15:00But
00:15:01If you can't
00:15:03I demand
00:15:04As a three-star magician
00:15:06That you fire him
00:15:09Samuel, this isn't fair
00:15:10I know
00:15:11But
00:15:12While I disagree with it
00:15:13Xander has the right
00:15:15To challenge Daniel
00:15:16But sir, he
00:15:17Bree
00:15:19It's okay
00:15:2115 seconds
00:15:24You're on
00:15:33The idiot
00:15:34He's so dumb
00:15:35That he thinks he has a chance
00:15:37Ready to do this?
00:15:39Daniel
00:15:40You really don't have to
00:15:41Aw, the little prop boy
00:15:43Has a little trick section
00:15:45Now if I win
00:15:46You're all gonna have to start
00:15:47Treating Bree with more respect
00:15:49Around here
00:15:49It's her money
00:15:50That's bankrolling
00:15:51This entire show
00:15:52Bree
00:15:53Look at that
00:15:54You got a knight
00:15:56In shining coveralls
00:15:58Fine
00:15:58Deal
00:15:59It's not like you have a chance
00:16:00In hell anyway
00:16:0115 seconds
00:16:03Here
00:16:04We
00:16:06Go
00:16:12What's he doing?
00:16:13What he's doing
00:16:13Is making a complete ass
00:16:15Out of himself
00:16:1510 seconds
00:16:20Oh wow
00:16:21Giving up already?
00:16:22Clearly can't hack the big leagues
00:16:24You said he was good
00:16:26I thought
00:16:26He would at least
00:16:28Try
00:16:28Getting security on the phone
00:16:30To escort you out
00:16:31In
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00:17:041
00:17:05How did you do that?
00:17:06There's no way
00:17:07I don't think I've ever seen anything like this
00:17:09Nobody but the Master of Magic
00:17:10Could have done this
00:17:15No
00:17:15No, no, no
00:17:16You
00:17:16You clearly switched out the deck
00:17:18While Bree was distracting us
00:17:19I knew it
00:17:21Yeah, of course
00:17:21Just some amateur
00:17:22Trying something stupid
00:17:23Nothing
00:17:23But a cheap
00:17:24Lazy trick from the hack
00:17:27Now
00:17:29It's got a show to prep
00:17:32Sophie, Eugene
00:17:33Stop goggling at those cards
00:17:34And let's get to work
00:17:35Come on
00:17:38Samuel
00:17:39You believe he really did it, right?
00:17:41I don't know what to believe
00:17:45Well, come on
00:17:46The show opens in a few days
00:17:48We need to prep
00:17:49Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping
00:18:02This is not going to be a show
00:18:05Who is this?
00:18:07It's Richard Kim
00:18:08He produces every other magic show in town
00:18:11Samuel hates him
00:18:12Richard, get the hell out of my theater
00:18:16Your theater?
00:18:18Oh, no, no, my little friend
00:18:19This is now my theater
00:18:22What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:24I have a three-year lease with the owner
00:18:28Which, as of this morning, is me
00:18:29I bought the theater
00:18:31Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:35Have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:40You can't just buy the theater
00:18:42I'm the biggest show in town
00:18:45Used to be
00:18:45You're past your prime
00:18:47My new show will triple your numbers
00:18:50The contract can't be canceled
00:18:51I'll lose everything
00:18:53If Brie loses this show
00:18:55The orphanage that I grew up in
00:18:56That saved my life as a child
00:18:58Will be destroyed
00:19:00Hey, we still have a contract
00:19:01You can't just kick us out
00:19:02Hey, hey, hey, doll face
00:19:04How about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:06While being cut in half
00:19:08And let the adults talk
00:19:09I'm this show's producer
00:19:11And if you cancel the show
00:19:12I'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:14Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater
00:19:17I'll give you a chance
00:19:18It's a head-to-head magical competition
00:19:21Your old man and his team wins
00:19:24You keep your contract
00:19:25My team wins
00:19:27Your contract is terminated
00:19:28And you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:34Deal
00:19:36Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against
00:19:39Great
00:19:40The competition will be tonight
00:19:43Tonight?
00:19:44His cast doesn't come off for another week
00:19:46Not my problem
00:19:47Hope you have a good backup team
00:19:55Ladies and gentlemen
00:19:56Aren't you ready for the epic
00:19:58No-hold-barred battle
00:20:00To see who will get this theater
00:20:02And who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:07Don't worry
00:20:08We have an ace of our sting
00:20:11Daniel
00:20:12You gotta be kidding
00:20:13You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there
00:20:16His vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:20It's all or nothing for us
00:20:21All right, Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:24He's got world-class, real magicians
00:20:27Yeah, no problem
00:20:28I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us
00:20:31And now, the challengers
00:20:33Richard Kin's latest sensation
00:20:36Matt Von Bjerg
00:20:51Oh, no
00:20:52Oh, God, no
00:20:54What?
00:20:56How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:01He's the youngest magician to have five stars
00:21:04He's one of the best in the world
00:21:11That guy?
00:21:12Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass
00:21:13Yeah, bring him on
00:21:14Now, for the first act
00:21:17Or, should I say miracle
00:21:20Before each magician is a glass of water
00:21:23The magicians must turn their water into wine
00:21:26In a way that our top judges
00:21:29Can't figure out
00:21:30The magician to stump the most judges
00:21:33Wins
00:21:34Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix
00:21:36For Close-Up Magic last year
00:21:38This plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:40He's way beyond Xavier's League
00:21:43We're gonna lose
00:21:50Maybe not
00:21:51Showtime
00:21:57Xavier
00:22:01Xavier
00:22:02Not you
00:22:04What?
00:22:15You should go out this round
00:22:19What?
00:22:20He
00:22:20He's not even a magician
00:22:22He's just the guy
00:22:23That cleans up
00:22:23Duff shit
00:22:24Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us
00:22:26Yeah
00:22:26Look, girl
00:22:26I know you have a little crush
00:22:28On the little prop
00:22:28Boy, but leave this
00:22:29The real magic
00:22:29Samuel
00:22:30You can't seriously
00:22:31Be considering this
00:22:32I mean, that guy
00:22:33Is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:35And the magician
00:22:36From the Kensington team
00:22:47Maybe he's just the prop assistant
00:22:50But I need a Hail Mary right now
00:22:53Daniel
00:23:01Oh my god
00:23:03Your prop boy
00:23:04You're really gonna put up the help
00:23:06Against someone like
00:23:07Matt Von Buren
00:23:08Don't worry, kid
00:23:09This'll be over real quick
00:23:11And then you can run back
00:23:12To the shadows
00:23:13Where you belong
00:23:14It's a shame, though
00:23:15Because Matt's just my warm-up act
00:23:17If he'll get beat so bad
00:23:19He'll never see my big showstopper
00:23:21Matt Von Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:23He's one of the best in the world
00:23:25They say he might even get a six-star soon
00:23:27There hasn't been a new six-star magician
00:23:29In over a decade
00:23:30No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing
00:23:32Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance
00:23:33So he's already looking for excuses
00:23:35When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:39Boss, this guy is a hack
00:23:42He's gonna make a fool out of all of us
00:23:43It's a two-out-of-three competition
00:23:45We need to judge their strength
00:23:48Oh, I get it
00:23:50You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered
00:23:53And then I come in and save the day
00:23:55Worth that
00:23:56He actually thinks he's out there
00:23:57Because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:02And you are
00:24:04Daniel
00:24:06Just Daniel
00:24:07Nice coveralls
00:24:09Daniel
00:24:09I give my servants the same ones
00:24:12Enjoy your moment, just Daniel
00:24:14This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for
00:24:17I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician
00:24:20He's trying to be embarrassed
00:24:22It's sad
00:24:23He really thought that he could hang with the pros
00:24:25No
00:24:26You're sure about this?
00:24:28Just trust me
00:24:33Don't feel too bad
00:24:34You should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:38Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:40I was born ready
00:24:41What about you, buddy?
00:24:43You look a little nervous
00:24:45Maybe you should be
00:24:49Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:24:55God
00:24:56He's frozen with fear
00:24:58Come on, Daniel
00:24:59Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:02Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:05Absolutely
00:25:05Oh my God
00:25:07What a shit show
00:25:08He's not even prepping it
00:25:10Hey, newbie
00:25:11This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion
00:25:14I'm good
00:25:17No
00:25:19I'm good
00:25:20That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet
00:25:24And you have what?
00:25:26Coveralls
00:25:27Covered in dirt and dove shit
00:25:29Tell you what
00:25:30It's not too soon to back out
00:25:32If you do
00:25:33I'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:36Are you ready?
00:25:37Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:40No, I don't need more time for this trick
00:25:45Then first up is Matt Von Buren
00:25:48Pay attention
00:25:50This
00:25:51Is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:07He's finished!
00:26:08Yes!
00:26:10I couldn't wait as he started the show
00:26:13That was seamless
00:26:14Unbelievable
00:26:16Even I don't know how he did that
00:26:18There's no way Daniel could do a trick
00:26:20That's even as fraction as good as Matt's
00:26:25What do you think, judges?
00:26:27Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:29I have no idea how that was done
00:26:31If I didn't know any better
00:26:33I'd say it's a miracle
00:26:34I'm stumped
00:26:35Well done
00:26:36You're three for three
00:26:37You have stumped our judges
00:26:42Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:46Anyone?
00:26:51You have something to say, prop boy
00:26:53I mean, your trick wasn't bad
00:26:56I just know exactly how you did it
00:27:04Sure you do
00:27:06Please, enlighten us
00:27:08Tell us all how I did my trick
00:27:10All in good time
00:27:12Idiot, everybody knows that he's lying
00:27:14Pathetic
00:27:15Daniel?
00:27:16You're up
00:27:26What's he doing?
00:27:28He's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:29Hey there
00:27:30Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright
00:27:34This is what happens when you don't respect the craft
00:27:37You're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:40I think he can do it
00:27:41It doesn't matter what you think
00:27:43Okay?
00:27:44You're not one of us
00:27:46You're just some dumb girl
00:27:48Who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:49If it weren't for you
00:27:50We wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:01Looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:03Here
00:28:04Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:07Ooh
00:28:09Magic
00:28:12Switch it now, prop boy
00:28:14You need to end this
00:28:16Now
00:28:17You're
00:28:21You're right
00:28:25I swore off my old life
00:28:35But I can't keep running forever
00:28:43Ladies and gentlemen
00:28:46Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:51Now but first
00:28:52I'm gonna need some help
00:28:55Bree
00:28:56Could you come here?
00:29:03What is he doing?
00:29:05You gotta be kidding me
00:29:06This is just sad
00:29:17You all know magic is an illusion
00:29:19But still
00:29:21You hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:25You can never explain it in a million years
00:29:28Well isn't this like life?
00:29:30See every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:33But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:42Wouldn't your reality then
00:29:44Just be an illusion?
00:29:48Don't blink
00:29:49You'll miss it
00:30:04That's it?
00:30:07Nothing happened
00:30:08You're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:10Hey Mr. Kensington
00:30:11I told you
00:30:13You shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:14To take my place
00:30:15You should have
00:30:16Respecting my ranking
00:30:17No
00:30:18I think
00:30:19There's something else going on
00:30:21Now I apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:30:23I can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:26I knew it
00:30:27This theater is mine
00:30:30Without one final piece of equipment
00:30:32Which will be coming
00:30:33Right about
00:30:35Now
00:30:47What's he doing?
00:30:48He's such a cake knife
00:30:50He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor
00:30:59How?
00:31:09Unbelievable
00:31:10That's amazing
00:31:15Whoa
00:31:16Whoa
00:31:19That was fast
00:31:21There you go
00:31:21My judges
00:31:24That was incredible
00:31:30Cake
00:31:31The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:34Really good
00:31:35I can't believe I'm eating cake
00:31:37The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:40The master of magic
00:31:49How is this possible?
00:31:58Now for the critical moment
00:31:59Judges
00:32:00What do you think?
00:32:01Do you know how he did it?
00:32:03I have no idea
00:32:04Not a clue
00:32:06And you Jennifer?
00:32:08I'm completely stumped
00:32:12Well in the case of a tie
00:32:13We turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:17Daniel
00:32:17You said earlier
00:32:19You know how Matthew did his trick
00:32:21Tell us
00:32:22Yeah
00:32:23Tell us
00:32:26He dropped in edible iron filaments
00:32:30Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron
00:32:33Ironizing
00:32:35Turning the water red
00:32:36Giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:41That's
00:32:43Correct
00:32:46Amazing
00:32:46And Matthew
00:32:48How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:54I
00:32:55I don't know
00:32:58And with that
00:32:59Daniel wins our first round
00:33:01Oh
00:33:02Oh
00:33:03Oh
00:33:03Oh
00:33:03Oh
00:33:04Oh
00:33:04Oh
00:33:05Oh
00:33:07Oh
00:33:10With your help
00:33:14I need a knife
00:33:16Let's give him cake
00:33:19Well done young man
00:33:22The only other magician
00:33:24That could have accomplished
00:33:25That transformation
00:33:26Was the master of magic
00:33:31No
00:33:31No
00:33:32He didn't transform anything
00:33:33He didn't even teleport
00:33:35He must have cheated
00:33:37There's no way
00:33:38An untrained worker
00:33:39Has that much level of skill
00:33:40Exactly
00:33:41Okay
00:33:41He probably blackmailed the judges
00:33:43Or something
00:33:46How could you let him beat you
00:33:47You embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:49How was I supposed to know
00:33:50He was going to do that
00:33:50With the cup
00:33:51And teleport to the judges
00:33:52Who is that guy
00:33:58It doesn't matter
00:33:59Get out of my face
00:34:00It's time for the real magicians
00:34:01To get to work
00:34:03You think you've won
00:34:07You haven't won shit
00:34:09It's time to bring out my A team
00:34:16Kate Barlow
00:34:25Miss Barlow
00:34:27Thank you for joining us
00:34:29That's Kate Barlow
00:34:31She's the FISM world champion
00:34:33In parlor magic
00:34:34And an actual six star magician
00:34:36Alright
00:34:37Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:43Second round is quick change magic
00:34:44That's Sophie's specialty
00:34:46You had your little fun
00:34:47In the first round
00:34:48But now
00:34:49Watch an actual pro
00:34:51A real magician
00:34:52Doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:53Or cause some fake
00:34:55Amateur distractions
00:34:56A real magician
00:34:57Doesn't need to
00:34:58Because she
00:34:59Has hard earned skills
00:35:01Now
00:35:03Yeah
00:35:04Get him Sophie
00:35:05Always nice to see
00:35:07A fellow female on stage
00:35:08Too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:35:09Oh
00:35:10You think so
00:35:11Your rank is impressive
00:35:13But it doesn't scare me
00:35:15Oh
00:35:15You think I brought in
00:35:17Miss Barlow
00:35:17Just for her rank
00:35:19You didn't?
00:35:21I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:23Because she was the protege
00:35:24Of the master of magic
00:35:28He taught me everything he knows
00:35:30Funny
00:35:31I don't remember training her
00:35:35You were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:37She wasn't just trained by him
00:35:39He realized
00:35:40That she was better than him
00:35:41That's why he
00:35:43Disappeared
00:35:44That can't be true, right?
00:35:46Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:47Make a claim like that
00:35:48If it wasn't true
00:35:49So what you're saying
00:35:50Is that we have to compete
00:35:52Against somebody who's
00:35:53Better than the master of magic?
00:35:55Oh so what?
00:35:56I'll still destroy you
00:35:57Sophie
00:35:58Shut up
00:36:00Miss Barlow
00:36:02It is an honor to compete
00:36:04With a magician
00:36:06Of your caliber
00:36:07I wish I could say the same
00:36:09But honestly
00:36:11It's an insult
00:36:12You're even trying to compete
00:36:14So why are you here?
00:36:17To shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:20And publicly declare myself
00:36:22The new master of magic
00:36:29Ladies and gentlemen
00:36:30This next act
00:36:32Is even harder
00:36:33Than our first
00:36:34It is all about
00:36:35Quick change magic
00:36:36Transforming outfits
00:36:38As many times as possible
00:36:39In 30 seconds
00:36:41The world record
00:36:42Is 17 changes
00:36:45Held by the master
00:36:46Of magic
00:36:52Do you think
00:36:53You can beat that?
00:36:54That's a change
00:36:55Every two seconds
00:36:55There's no way
00:36:56You can beat that
00:36:57I could beat that
00:36:58In my sleep
00:37:03Hell
00:37:03There's not a magic technique
00:37:05In the world
00:37:05That would make
00:37:05That trick possible
00:37:06Only the master of magic
00:37:08Would be able to do that
00:37:09I know every one
00:37:10Of his secrets
00:37:12Are you saying
00:37:13You're going to break
00:37:14The master of magic's record?
00:37:16Who here
00:37:17Would like to see me
00:37:18Break the record?
00:37:21Then start the music
00:37:35One
00:37:35Two
00:37:36Right
00:37:36Three
00:37:37Standard
00:37:39Oh my god
00:37:40At her pace
00:37:40How is she doing?
00:37:44Is she about to break the record?
00:37:46They're about to break the record?
00:37:47Oh my god
00:37:48This is unreal
00:37:50This is history
00:37:52That is 18 changes
00:37:55Ladies and gentlemen
00:37:56We have a new world record
00:37:58And possibly
00:37:59A new master of magic
00:38:02I can't believe
00:38:03She just did that
00:38:04I've never seen anything like it
00:38:06The concentration
00:38:07The skill needed
00:38:08To do something like that
00:38:10She had to learn it
00:38:12From the master of magic
00:38:13I wouldn't believe it
00:38:14If I hadn't just seen it
00:38:15With my own eyes
00:38:16For a second there
00:38:17I thought she'd actually
00:38:18Figure out my technique
00:38:19But no
00:38:20She's a fraud
00:38:21Like the rest
00:38:22Sophie
00:38:22You can beat that
00:38:24Right?
00:38:24I can only manage
00:38:26Nine or ten changes
00:38:27But not 18
00:38:31Well
00:38:32Are you even going to
00:38:33Attempt to compete?
00:38:34Or do you just want to
00:38:36Give me the theater now?
00:38:39No one can do that
00:38:40We should just give up
00:38:42Come on Sophie
00:38:43There has to be some chance
00:38:44Okay
00:38:44You don't know
00:38:45What you're talking about
00:38:46I can't do that
00:38:48No one can do that
00:38:49You're just some dumb girl
00:38:51With money
00:38:51Who tried to get into magic
00:38:52But you don't know anything
00:38:53About magic
00:38:54You put that guy on stage
00:38:56For Pete's sake
00:38:57Are you going to come out here
00:38:58Embarrass yourselves?
00:39:00Or can I get ready
00:39:01For my first photo shoot
00:39:02As the new
00:39:04Master of magic
00:39:05Come on
00:39:06One of you
00:39:07At least has to try
00:39:09I can't lose this contract
00:39:10I have children
00:39:11That are my responsibility
00:39:12And they will starve
00:39:14Sophie
00:39:16Eugene
00:39:18Xavier
00:39:19If I had my hand
00:39:21I would try
00:39:22But I don't even think
00:39:24I would stand a chance
00:39:25Well, well
00:39:26Looks like I won
00:39:29Sir
00:39:30Are you hiring?
00:39:33Really?
00:39:34You're going to betray
00:39:35Your boss
00:39:35Right in front of him
00:39:36Might as well
00:39:37We can't go down
00:39:38With a sinking ship
00:39:39Of losers
00:39:39Sorry Samuel
00:39:40You should not put your faith
00:39:42In a stupid girl
00:39:43Who doesn't understand
00:39:43The first thing about magic
00:39:45It's over
00:39:45The theater is mine
00:39:50I failed them
00:39:51I failed the orphanage
00:39:55Might as well go with them
00:39:56Daniel
00:39:58Hey, watch
00:39:59Where are you going?
00:40:02What is he doing?
00:40:06We still have a shot
00:40:08I'm going to take it
00:40:09Daniel, stop
00:40:10You can't just go out there
00:40:11And embarrass yourself
00:40:12I won't let you
00:40:12Bree
00:40:12Do you trust me?
00:40:18And with the Kensington team
00:40:20Giving up
00:40:20The winners are
00:40:22Wait
00:40:26The Kensington team
00:40:27Soldies to do
00:40:28Their quick change act
00:40:30That's adorable
00:40:31Do you even know
00:40:33What a quick change act is
00:40:34Prop boy?
00:40:35I'll manage
00:40:36Really, Samuel
00:40:38You're sending out
00:40:39The help again?
00:40:40This loser
00:40:41Has no chance
00:40:42Of beating Kate
00:40:42Sir, we tried to warn him
00:40:44But Samuel just wouldn't
00:40:45Listen
00:40:46This worker conned him
00:40:48Just like he conned
00:40:49The judges in the last round
00:40:50Hey, that's not true
00:40:51The only reason why he's here
00:40:52Is because Bree
00:40:53Has a little crush on him
00:40:54That's enough
00:40:54Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:40:57The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:40:59Is trying to save the show
00:41:01That's really cute
00:41:02I said that's enough
00:41:04Daniel
00:41:05Are you ready?
00:41:08Your time starts
00:41:12Now
00:41:23We're waiting
00:41:25Look at all these quick changes
00:41:27He's going so fast
00:41:28I can't keep track of them
00:41:29What's he doing?
00:41:30What's he doing?
00:41:31What's he doing?
00:41:31He's going to do his magic?
00:41:33Hey, honey
00:41:34It doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:36But I'm always hiring boys
00:41:38To do my laundry
00:41:40What are you doing, boy?
00:41:42Just trust him
00:41:44He has it under control
00:41:45Are you kidding me?
00:41:46If he has it under control
00:41:48I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:41:49Hey, Bree
00:41:50You might want to turn around
00:41:52For this one, okay?
00:41:53Your boyfriend
00:41:54Is about to reveal himself
00:41:55For the fraud
00:41:56That he truly is
00:41:57Seriously, get off the stage
00:41:59You look like a fucking ass
00:42:01Yo, buddy
00:42:02You're not getting 18, bro
00:42:04Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:07Are you happy?
00:42:08You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:09And wasted my precious time
00:42:17Time
00:42:18Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:21See, we always complain
00:42:22That time goes by too fast
00:42:24But in moments like these
00:42:26It's like time
00:42:28Stand still
00:42:32Your technique wasn't bad
00:42:34Just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:40This is
00:42:43What's he going to do?
00:42:44He's trying to out
00:42:50I'm blank
00:43:00Congratulations
00:43:01One change in 30 seconds
00:43:03I win
00:43:04But you can't call that a competition
00:43:06What a waste of time
00:43:07Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:09Well, I think we know who won this contest
00:43:13Are you sure about that?
00:43:15I'm blank
00:43:30How did he do that?
00:43:3677
00:43:3678
00:43:47Ladies and gentlemen
00:43:48We have 78 changes
00:43:50I can't believe it
00:43:51It's not possible
00:43:53It's impossible
00:43:56It's impossible for mere mortals
00:43:59But not for the master of magic
00:44:02Wait
00:44:03Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:07The misdirect you used
00:44:09Showmanship
00:44:11The transformation on a massive scale
00:44:14Ladies and gentlemen
00:44:16You have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:18Because this man is the master of magic
00:44:22Oh my god
00:44:27I knew it
00:44:29I knew it
00:44:32Oh god
00:44:34I just made an axe of myself
00:44:37In front of the real master of magic
00:44:40With that question
00:44:42I believe I speak for all three judges
00:44:44To declare that
00:44:45Daniel is the winner of this competition
00:44:48Ladies and gentlemen
00:44:49You heard it
00:44:50Daniel wins the competition
00:44:54Daniel
00:44:54Daniel
00:44:56Daniel
00:44:57Daniel
00:44:57Daniel
00:44:58Daniel
00:44:59Daniel
00:45:00Daniel
00:45:00Daniel
00:45:02Please
00:45:03Please forgive me
00:45:04I was just so inspired by our example growing up
00:45:07That I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:10How dare you lie to me?
00:45:11You swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:13You're nothing but a fraud
00:45:15Get out of here
00:45:20I spent the last six years looking for you
00:45:23I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:26Cause I know that before you were the master of magic
00:45:29You were a world class cat burglar
00:45:36Tonight
00:45:36The Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:41I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:45:44I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:47That you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:45:51Here
00:45:54Down payment to show you I'm serious
00:45:57So what do you say?
00:45:59Ready to make some real money?
00:46:03I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:06Well, yes
00:46:09Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:11That was the deal
00:46:13Right, of course
00:46:15But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:18What do I think of your offer?
00:46:26Now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:30Ah!
00:46:33That was so good!
00:46:38Wow, everybody give it up for the master of magic!
00:46:43Wow!
00:46:46You know, Daniel
00:46:47When I first saw you
00:46:49I knew that you were special
00:46:50Yeah, of course
00:46:52I mean, even an idiot could see
00:46:54That he was the master of magic
00:46:56And honestly
00:46:58I just feel so honored
00:47:00To be standing in the same room as you right now
00:47:03Wow!
00:47:06You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:08After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:47:11No, we were just joking!
00:47:14Right?
00:47:15Guys?
00:47:17You're gonna stay with us
00:47:18Right, Daniel?
00:47:20Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us
00:47:22We're just, you know
00:47:23Showing him some love
00:47:25Yeah!
00:47:26The three of you
00:47:27Your actions were a disgrace
00:47:30Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:34I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:47:37Punishment?
00:47:38Punishment is a very strong word
00:47:40No, we don't
00:47:40First of all
00:47:41I don't like that
00:47:42You know
00:47:44I do think
00:47:46Maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:49Will do you three some good
00:47:57I know I see it!
00:47:58That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:01Disgusting!
00:48:04We have to go here!
00:48:11So, you're really him
00:48:14Master of magic
00:48:16I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:48:21If you want to stay
00:48:24I'd gladly open for you
00:48:25And give you the marquee performance
00:48:28But whether you stay or leave
00:48:31It's completely your decision
00:48:35So, what do you say?
00:48:39If you knew how I'd let Eric die
00:48:41You'd hate me
00:48:44I'm not the Master of Magic
00:48:47That may be true
00:48:48But nobody else
00:48:51Could ever do
00:48:52What you did up here
00:49:06That bracelet
00:49:09Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:23Hey
00:49:25All this time
00:49:26And I didn't recognize you
00:49:28Daniel Angier
00:49:29But you're still the same
00:49:31The older brother
00:49:32Looking out for the smaller kid
00:49:34Anytime Eric got hurt
00:49:35He'd come running
00:49:39What I mattered the most
00:49:41I let him down
00:49:46Eric knew what he was doing
00:49:49And he was so proud of you
00:49:51The only time you let him down
00:49:53Is when you stopped being the Master of Magic
00:49:56What?
00:49:58Eric believed in you
00:50:00And your gifts
00:50:01Don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:04You're still the Master of Magic
00:50:07You just have to claim it
00:50:15Where'd he go?
00:50:16Daniel!
00:50:17Daniel!
00:50:17We want an interview!
00:50:19In here
00:50:30I could have sworn he went this way
00:50:31You have to be here somewhere
00:50:40Your friends
00:50:42Ah, well that sounds
00:50:44Awful
00:50:46Huh, well that sounds
00:51:06Awful
00:51:08What?
00:51:12Okay
00:51:12So
00:51:15You're still still there
00:51:22You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:29Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:34So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:52This looks way worse than the one we were kids.
00:51:55Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:12What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:15Good business.
00:52:17That's what happened.
00:52:25This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:27He owns the orphanage.
00:52:28You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:30Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:32Silly boy.
00:52:34Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:37I was out in two years.
00:52:38And I've already taken back my casino, as well as this place.
00:52:43It's mine.
00:52:44I bought it.
00:52:45And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:50casino.
00:52:51You're a monster.
00:52:52Nah.
00:52:53If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:52:56Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:02See this watch?
00:53:03This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:05Yes.
00:53:05So, you either give me the money for the orphanage or you get the fuck out.
00:53:11I'm gonna get it.
00:53:12I'm gonna get it.
00:53:12Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:16Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:18Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:21Yeah.
00:53:23But you can't be serious.
00:53:25What about the children?
00:53:27Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:30Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:32Yeah, you are.
00:53:34But, listen, you can stay at my hotel for ten grand a night.
00:53:41You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:44I didn't think so.
00:53:48Let's go.
00:53:49Hey, who wants millions for this place?
00:53:53I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:53:58You'll have your money.
00:54:00Oh, yeah?
00:54:03Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:05Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:10I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:14I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:16You know?
00:54:39I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:46oh i see richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world
00:54:53lily system logistics and camera espionage
00:54:58alisa who cracked the kremlin's most secure vault three times anna vita who can seduce
00:55:06anyone with a pulse they're good almost as good as me fortunately i can use that to my advantage
00:55:26so i gather you three are here to rob the dogma nebula vault as well
00:55:35i'm just who you think you are idiot man with a dead fish and tell her why she shouldn't gut
00:55:40you
00:55:40right now like a mule deer maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit
00:55:45and then snip his manhood off we don't need a knife i'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being
00:55:52up
00:55:55ladies please let's make a deal
00:56:03see if i can help you i take a share of it if i can't i take nothing
00:56:16how did he do that well this is vegas he's probably just some lucky trickster give us a moment
00:56:27there's nobody here maybe he could be our phone guy i like it he's clearly eating over his head
00:56:34it's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in we could double cross him easy
00:56:40all right we'll let you help us and we'll even let you in all the cash but you have to
00:56:47prove yourself
00:56:48first
00:56:51i'm listening
00:56:53i'm listening
00:56:55you see that cart over there little boy clear it out bring us the chips you have five minutes
00:57:01do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist
00:57:04look at him this man child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket
00:57:09first you're going to need a key you got that a key and then
00:57:32let's just get rid of him
00:57:44is he gonna drink during a hast oh i'm so nervous i need a drink of water he's only going
00:57:50to slow
00:57:51a spell look at him oh are you serious jeez i am a klutz and a half i am so
00:58:03sorry here let me just
00:58:04let me help you just wipe no no get off of me man this is garbage sorry yeah garbage just
00:58:11he tried a little bump and snatch he could grab the key he's edible failure i assume enough
00:58:23you had your shot and you blew it like the same thief you are now you can go you blew
00:58:30your chance
00:58:30to work with the best in the world guy that's my world huh well then maybe you can tell me
00:58:37how i
00:58:49do this impossible he never even opens a chip card who is this guy could he be the one playing
00:58:57nurse how how did he do that is this enough proof for you ladies those chips did not come from
00:59:08the cart no one is that girl he probably already had them on his sleeve that makes sense he's treating
00:59:15this like some little magic show he's clearly an amateur which is good he wouldn't want a double
00:59:20classic girl he's the perfect dumb taxi all right they'll let you help us but don't get in our way
00:59:31deal
00:59:34okay let's get back to the plan shall we cuatro cinco seis i count six guards at the vault all
00:59:42six
00:59:42slovafian mercenaries sworn to protect that vault with their lives this is child's play easier than rope and
00:59:50a legless mule it's time for a distraction when i walk past those guards they won't be able to
00:59:58take their eyes off your plan is broken what did you just say i said your plan is broken do
01:00:07you
01:00:07realize how ignorant you sound evita seduced presidents kings ceos bishops and that perfume
01:00:15that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain
01:00:24that's what i thought finally something makes it to that neanderthal school of you now shut up and
01:00:30watch a professional look look idiot watch your sway it is already starting to hurt
01:00:51her last conquest was the richest man in south america she took him for all he was worth and
01:00:58before that was a hit of monocle so how exactly is her plan broken you'll see for yourself in three
01:01:05two oh my god oh my god oh my god god god god that scent i get the disease
01:01:31it's fine i almost got them away from the vault and that stupid
01:01:36I will try again any real work.
01:01:38They do not have time. We need a new distraction now.
01:01:45What's in him?
01:01:46When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:49We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:53You go.
01:01:56Ayayay, these vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:01:59I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:02Exactly.
01:02:02He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:06This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:10I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:18Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:20He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:24Maybe he's leaving, realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:31Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:32Is he serious?
01:02:34My priceless one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin.
01:02:37It's hard to let go.
01:02:39But to save the orphans, I'd do anything.
01:02:42He's not even using Zindu slot machines.
01:02:45He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:47How is this going to be a distraction? Huh? How?
01:02:51This is ridiculous. We have to go in.
01:02:53He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:54He's not even smart enough to be a ball guard.
01:02:56My patrolman is ready.
01:02:57I'm going back.
01:02:58No way.
01:03:02I want to see him fail.
01:03:04Then, we will go.
01:03:17Well, no way.
01:03:22Oh my gosh! Amazing! On your first try?
01:03:27Jackpot? How did he do that?
01:03:29Oh, I can't. He probably just got lucky.
01:03:31That's not the real distraction.
01:03:45The slot machines are paying out!
01:03:55Count eleven. All security personnel to the floor.
01:03:59That's impossible!
01:04:00Why didn't Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:01Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:03Ladies, are we getting played by him?
01:04:11No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:13Right. When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:18He's going in the vault.
01:04:19He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:27Same vault I broke into six years ago.
01:04:29To steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:34Trying to go in without us!
01:04:35Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you
01:04:38if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:40Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:46Hot blazes! How did that happen?
01:04:55You were gonna pay for that!
01:04:56Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:04:58And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:03That's right. We're too good.
01:05:05We are professionals.
01:05:06You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic takes puts you in our league.
01:05:10Oh, whatever.
01:05:10Step aside!
01:05:11We are wasting valuable time!
01:05:13It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:19Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:23She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:27week.
01:05:28Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:30Just as I thought.
01:05:32Three lockers, mechanical combination, and the biometric ID reader.
01:05:35No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:39Yeah.
01:05:40Me.
01:05:41Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:48Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:05:59One down, three to go.
01:06:06Intruder alert.
01:06:08False entry detected.
01:06:09Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:11Me.
01:06:11Me.
01:06:12Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:13We have to make it stop.
01:06:15Just give me a minute.
01:06:16We don't have a minute.
01:06:17How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:18Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:21Somebody shut me off.
01:06:22Eleven.
01:06:23Well, I'm just saying you taught us before, so...
01:06:26Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:31Five.
01:06:32Four.
01:06:33Three.
01:06:34Two.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Three.
01:06:39Two.
01:06:41Intruder alert cancelled.
01:06:44Got it!
01:06:46Sure you did.
01:06:48How was I supposed to know?
01:06:49The interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault.
01:06:53You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:06:56Like I did.
01:06:57Uh...
01:06:58Give me another second.
01:06:59Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:02Hold on.
01:07:03I'll give it a shot.
01:07:05You really think you can be faster than me?
01:07:07I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:10Stop distracting her.
01:07:11This is a job for the pros.
01:07:13Alisa, you got this.
01:07:14No.
01:07:14She doesn't.
01:07:15What are you talking about?
01:07:17She won't get it open.
01:07:18The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:19You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:21You are nothing.
01:07:22And you are a nobody.
01:07:28Hmm.
01:07:30Got it.
01:07:31She won't get it open.
01:07:33Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:38What is it?
01:07:39What's wrong?
01:07:43It's hollow.
01:07:44The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:47Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:48I can help.
01:07:49I'm fine, idiot.
01:07:50I almost found it.
01:07:51Alisa.
01:07:53What?
01:07:55Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:07:57And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:02the casino.
01:08:06Hold yours.
01:08:07Try not to screw up, but they already started.
01:08:10Boring.
01:08:11We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:19What the hell are you doing?
01:08:21Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:23He's drunk.
01:08:24He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:26We're just seeing it now.
01:08:27Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:31All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:35Time's up.
01:08:37Tackle him.
01:08:41Now for the magic words.
01:08:46Open sesame.
01:08:56How the hell?
01:08:58Impossibile.
01:08:59Who are you?
01:09:00Are we in all our heads?
01:09:01Ladies.
01:09:02I suggest we get in.
01:09:12What the fuck?
01:09:16God damn.
01:09:18There's gotta be near a billion in here.
01:09:20I am taking a decade long spa trip.
01:09:22I am finally going to buy the mansion on the kiss BNC.
01:09:35Bingo.
01:09:38Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:41Just taking my share.
01:09:44You think you are so smart.
01:09:46Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:52We played you the entire time.
01:09:54And you didn't even notice.
01:09:56You see those cameras?
01:09:59They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:01Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:05All of us.
01:10:06Except for you.
01:10:07You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:10You were just our fault.
01:10:11That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:15Enjoy prison.
01:10:17Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:19It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:24Whoa.
01:10:25This is more than I even thought.
01:10:28Barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:31Come on, ladies. We can't stand around. Pack up.
01:10:35Who's this?
01:10:36Oh, no one.
01:10:37A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:41We had him take the fall. He was easy.
01:10:43Almost a little too easy.
01:10:45It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:48Sorry, buddy.
01:10:49But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:52I'll remember that next time.
01:10:56Wait.
01:10:57Wait, I know that voice. Who...
01:11:01Who are you?
01:11:04You know exactly who I am.
01:11:08You stupid broads!
01:11:10Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:12A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:14Calm down, Mr. Kim. He is a nobody.
01:11:17He's...
01:11:17He's not a nobody. He's...
01:11:19Richard, tranquilo. He's just our patsy.
01:11:22We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:24He wasn't in your web. You were in his!
01:11:27You fools!
01:11:30Please...
01:11:30Please don't do this. Let us go.
01:11:33Relax, Richard.
01:11:34I can do anything crazy like...
01:11:36Reactivate the alarms.
01:11:38Oh, thank you.
01:11:40Because I already have.
01:11:45What?
01:11:50What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:52And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:55You think you can just waltz in here?
01:11:57Steal my stash?
01:11:59No. Not here.
01:12:01Not on my turf.
01:12:04Oh.
01:12:05Jesus.
01:12:06The three links, huh?
01:12:08KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:12The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:15My pink ass.
01:12:17And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:20The geriatric hutster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:23Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:29And you.
01:12:31That mask.
01:12:34I know you.
01:12:35You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:40Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:42But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:47I put him down like a dog.
01:12:49I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:52Tell you what.
01:12:53We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:03We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:03Well, I knew it.
01:13:04You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:12That's not my blood.
01:13:19You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:23And you know why you didn't?
01:13:25You blinked.
01:13:27Get him!
01:13:31Sweet. You guys brought flowers.
01:13:35Ah!
01:13:38Ah!
01:13:41Ah!
01:13:43Ah!
01:13:47Ah!
01:13:49Freeze!
01:13:50Ah!
01:13:56That's enough.
01:14:04What? How did you do that?
01:14:08Lassoed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:11What the hell happened? Why am I tied up?
01:14:14Because the real police are on their way and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:18Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound. I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:23Now, why would I go to prison? You're the thief. You're stealing from me.
01:14:29It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:35Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:38Because who the hell are you?
01:14:43I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:47No! No! No! No! No! No!
01:14:50No sound in here!
01:15:03You did it, Eric.
01:15:05Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:07Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:11We did it.
01:15:18and the kids just love all the colors of the stained glass windows and the library
01:15:26we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found the money
01:15:32to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:15:39mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream right my mind you're like a little
01:15:45magician okay i guess we'll see you next week always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:15:57ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:04the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:13charity angier
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