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00:00:01This place does not look like any of the photos online.
00:00:04The energy in the country is magic.
00:00:07Do they even have Wi-Fi?
00:00:08How am I going to post?
00:00:09The less city lights we have around us,
00:00:11the stronger our connection to the moon.
00:00:16Oh, yeah.
00:00:18What was that?
00:00:18That was a beautiful sign from the universe.
00:00:21Can't we just take shots now?
00:00:29Girls?
00:00:30No!
00:00:32Why?
00:00:33She could be the poor.
00:00:34And I made you some cookies, too.
00:00:37Are they vegan?
00:00:39I think it was a werewolf.
00:00:43Ooh, yeah. Growl at me, Daddy. I like it.
00:00:47I couldn't find a first aid kit,
00:00:49but I found my lavender hand sanitizer spray.
00:00:50I really am going to die.
00:00:52How are you going?
00:00:52How are you going?
00:01:45Are you sure this is the right address?
00:01:48Yeah, this is it.
00:01:50Take care.
00:01:54Okay. Thanks.
00:02:00If you can hear me, I'm outside. I can't hear you.
00:02:05What? No, I have, like, no service here.
00:02:10Great, is that you? Hello?
00:02:14Hello? Hello?
00:02:16I can't hear you. Great, hello? Are you there?
00:02:20I can't hear you now. Yes, yes, I can hear you.
00:02:23I'm gonna lose you in a second. Where are you guys?
00:02:28I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere here.
00:02:33Yes, yes, yes, I'm fucking here. Where are you guys?
00:02:38What? It's fucking tomorrow, girl.
00:02:40What? It's tomorrow. It's all in the email.
00:02:44Check-in is tomorrow. Hello, Grace.
00:02:47What the fuck am I gonna do?
00:02:50Get a Waymo back to a Holiday Inn or something.
00:02:53Hello?
00:02:55OMFG.
00:02:57Fuck.
00:02:58No!
00:03:01No!
00:03:16No!
00:03:18No!
00:03:18No!
00:03:20No!
00:03:21Oh, my God.
00:03:51No!
00:04:22No!
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:34Holy fuck!
00:04:40Ayyyy!
00:04:41Ew!
00:04:42I'm doing so hot!
00:04:43It was so hot!
00:04:46No!
00:04:51Are we there yet?
00:04:52I cannot feel my ass
00:04:54as I'm sitting here for so long.
00:04:56Hayley, move your leg.
00:04:58There are too many people in this car.
00:05:00Can I just get out? Can we stop, please?
00:05:02I just wanna pee.
00:05:04Please don't tell me this is it.
00:05:09The energy in the country
00:05:10is magic!
00:05:12Very, very healing. I have a feeling this week
00:05:14is gonna be great for us.
00:05:16Oh my god.
00:05:17This place does not look like any of the photos online.
00:05:20Did we get catfished?
00:05:22Yeah, we're in the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:05:25Do they even have Wi-Fi?
00:05:27How am I gonna post?
00:05:30That's the point, you guys.
00:05:32The less city lights we have around us,
00:05:34the stronger our connection to the moon.
00:05:36And besides,
00:05:38I know you guys don't like tarot,
00:05:40but I did a reading
00:05:42and...
00:05:43I drew the Four of Cups!
00:05:47Uh...
00:05:48Uh...
00:05:49Which means that if we manifest correctly,
00:05:53the moon can gift us with something big.
00:05:56Could even be life-changing for some of us.
00:05:58Now come on! Let's go!
00:05:59Let's go!
00:06:00Come on! We got it!
00:06:01You got it, babe?
00:06:02You got it, babe.
00:06:03Yeah, I got it.
00:06:05Okay, here. I got you.
00:06:07Thank you, sweet girl.
00:06:14Ladies and gentlemen,
00:06:18here comes
00:06:20the drum,
00:06:21drum,
00:06:22drum,
00:06:24drum,
00:06:25drama queen!
00:06:27Listen up, like you should.
00:06:29I'm so hot, I'm so good,
00:06:31but I'm coming at ya.
00:06:33Coming for ya.
00:06:35I don't need no good deed.
00:06:37I'm exactly what you need.
00:06:38I'm looking at ya.
00:06:40Looking at ya.
00:06:42Cause I'm fearless,
00:06:44a sharp princess.
00:06:47I'm a sing,
00:06:48I'm a drama queen.
00:06:50Yeah, I'm going steady.
00:06:52I'm hot and ready.
00:06:54I'm dating,
00:06:55and I drum, drum,
00:06:57drama queen.
00:06:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
00:07:08ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
00:07:11ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
00:07:12ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
00:07:12ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
00:07:12ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
00:07:19And not yours?
00:07:25Babe, what did you pack?
00:07:26I don't know, just a lot of swimsuits, snacks, the usual.
00:07:29Okay, sure.
00:07:32I don't know if this is gonna fit, babe.
00:07:34No, no, no, let's try it. I think if we, like...
00:07:37Push it down? Okay, okay, okay.
00:07:39Please, you bitches better not crush my Dyson Airwrap.
00:07:42No, wait, it's fine. It's literally fine.
00:07:44Oh, shit, what was that crunch?
00:07:46I will kill you. I will kill you!
00:07:48It's fine. It's literally fine.
00:07:50Can we go, please? It's fucking freezing out here.
00:07:52Honey, it's fucking 70 degrees out here.
00:07:54Jeez.
00:07:55Tips on making a bunch of suitcases fit in a car?
00:08:00Where's Nellie?
00:08:01Well, if she doesn't show up quick, her shit's not gonna fit and she's not coming.
00:08:07Oh, wait, there we go. Perfect.
00:08:09Never mind. Good job.
00:08:14Sorry, I had to get that last tape in for Fashion Week.
00:08:16You just sent it in.
00:08:18I literally sent mine in like two weeks ago.
00:08:20Okay, I was busy.
00:08:21God, I am so fucking excited for this.
00:08:24I know.
00:08:24Before the runway storm.
00:08:26I know.
00:08:27Well then, let's get in the fucking car.
00:08:40Um, what the fuck?
00:08:44Ew.
00:08:46Come on, you guys. It's not that bad.
00:08:50Okay, what in the hell is that noise?
00:08:54Great.
00:08:56There's no power.
00:08:58That noise you hear, yeah.
00:08:59That is the fucking generator.
00:09:01What's a generator?
00:09:04Um, I think like homeless encampment.
00:09:09My God, I'm new.
00:09:10It's fine.
00:09:11Guys, we're gonna make the best of it.
00:09:13It's still gonna be a really good time, okay?
00:09:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:17Where are you going?
00:09:20I'm gonna go claim that weird little guest house in the back.
00:09:24Cause I don't want to sleep with any of you bitches.
00:09:26Are you kidding me?
00:09:27No.
00:09:27Okay, well we have a little girly pop dinner meetup in town.
00:09:30Okay, 10.
00:09:31Okay.
00:09:34Alright guys, find your room.
00:09:35I want that one.
00:09:36I'll take that one.
00:09:38Hey everyone, it's your girl Hales.
00:09:40I just wanted to give you a quick update on our moon manifestation ritual daycare.
00:09:45So far, so good.
00:09:46We had such a great time getting here.
00:09:47It's giving like rustic chic.
00:09:50Um, but in a good way, you know?
00:09:51Like, saddle up.
00:09:53So, just wanted to update you guys.
00:09:55Uh, we're gonna have a really big night tonight.
00:09:56So, yeah!
00:09:57We'll see you later.
00:09:58Mwah!
00:10:06Mwah!
00:10:15Mwah!
00:10:17Mwah!
00:10:17Mwah!
00:10:18Mwah!
00:10:19Mwah!
00:10:19Mwah!
00:10:20Mwah!
00:10:20Mwah!
00:10:20Mwah!
00:10:21Mwah!
00:10:22Mwah!
00:10:23That's really awesome!
00:10:27But I just don't know anymore.
00:10:29What are you guys wearing?
00:10:30Ah!
00:10:32Can I buy you my vinyl?
00:10:33Yeah!
00:10:34Oh my god, I have the best combo right now!
00:10:35right now it's like a dark plum cherry girl and then it's like this like liquid liner on top it's
00:10:40so good i love it no it's so good eileen what the fuck is that it's my homemade beer kombucha
00:10:47oh god it is super good for stress and it's really good for your skin oh cool can i see
00:10:55okay why don't you do that it's laying yours tequila or bust babe take and drink it
00:11:07okay cute does everyone have one yes okay a toast to all my girlies a much
00:11:13needed baddie trip we're gonna recharge get back to nature connect but most of all get all the content
00:11:22made and and most most of all connecting our energy with the moon tonight's full moon happens
00:11:32once every 500 years so it's really important that we stay grounded passionate open and connected to
00:11:37all the gifts it's gonna send us tonight oh i love that but most importantly looking and feeling
00:11:43absolutely fucking hot oh that was insane oh all right you okay okay girls so anyway here's the
00:12:03game plan we have what five ten minutes maybe nine exactly to go do your thing go to the bathroom
00:12:09decompress get ready put on your face new fit maybe we'll go do the moon manifestation ritual
00:12:14and then we'll have a cunt dinner um can i at least have an hour for my hair it's fallen
00:12:21just
00:12:22it's fine babe but one last rule for this trip no men and i'm looking at you nikki okay you
00:12:32are not
00:12:32bringing your boy toys here to do all that weird with their dicks and ass like i just we're not
00:12:38doing it
00:12:38which one hey i'm just saying okay okay i promise
00:12:49girls it's judith barnard dixon ladies who the fuck is judith barnard dixon i'm your airbnb host
00:13:02best best best airbnb host in the canyon hello hello oh oh hi hi oh my you girls are so
00:13:14pretty
00:13:15so are you well thank you sweetie well i just wanted to pop by and wish you all a really
00:13:25great stay
00:13:28so is everything going well here you have everything you need yeah yeah how about some handsome men
00:13:39are there any around here not since i dumped him in 89
00:13:47well i won't take up any more of your time but if there's anything you need my number's right there
00:13:54on the fridge thanks also judith i noticed that the photos online look very different than the place
00:14:02uh yes my grandson plugged them into ai just a little spruce up you know oh yeah slightly yeah
00:14:13okay well oh i might be back uh at some point to bring you some fresh towels
00:14:19so um please give me a super host five star you know rating yeah you got it
00:14:28yeah yeah absolutely five stars oh god bless you all remember five stars okay
00:14:46okay good let's go come on come on stop stop stop manifesting she's familiar she's fine
00:14:58oh
00:14:58oh
00:15:01Ahhhhhhh!
00:15:06Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
00:15:26Whaaaaaaaaa!
00:15:36Oh, powerful moon, fullest moon of the century, please provide us with safety, healing, positive
00:15:44energy and protection over this next cosmic cycle.
00:15:48Elaine, okay, look, I'm sorry, I just, we're literally inside on a bed, there's no moonlight
00:15:54coming in here, I just don't really see how this is going to...
00:15:57Haley, that was the best one, now we're going to have to start all over.
00:16:01I'm sorry, I just want it to be good for you.
00:16:04Yes, okay, I checked with my guru in Miami and he said that we'd be able to feel it.
00:16:08Okay, alright, sorry.
00:16:09I asked ChatGPT and it said the same thing too.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:11Okay, well do we like, look cute at least?
00:16:14Yeah, um...
00:16:15You guys are giving?
00:16:16Yeah, uh, actually Nikki, if you want to like, lean forward just a bit, I think the girlies
00:16:21would show a little better.
00:16:22Oh.
00:16:23Um.
00:16:24Hmm.
00:16:27Better?
00:16:27Yes, much better.
00:16:28Okay, are you guys ready?
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:30Ready.
00:16:33Good evening my beautiful followers and welcome to our full moon ritual.
00:16:38If you don't already, make sure you follow my beautiful sisters, I'll tag them below.
00:16:42But for now, grab your sage sticks and join us for our final ceremony.
00:16:47We'll start with a deep cleansing breath.
00:16:55Oh powerful moon, fullest moon of the century, please provide us with safety, healing, positive
00:17:03energy and protection over this next cosmic cycle.
00:17:08And now, we'll solidify all of our intentions.
00:17:11I manifest positivity.
00:17:14I manifest luck.
00:17:17I manifest wealth.
00:17:20I manifest beauty.
00:17:23Mmm.
00:17:25And I manifest eternal safety for us all.
00:17:29Oh?
00:17:31What was that?
00:17:34Girls, do you know what that was?
00:17:38That was a beautiful sign from the universe.
00:17:41She's listening to us.
00:17:44Okay.
00:17:45Yay!
00:17:47And that concludes our ceremony.
00:17:49Thank you all for joining.
00:17:50Bye!
00:17:54Okay, that was it.
00:17:55We so got it.
00:17:56We so got it on that one.
00:17:57You guys, that sounded like coyotes, like a lot of them.
00:18:00Yeah.
00:18:00Can't we just take shots now?
00:18:02Literally, yes.
00:18:03I want that so bad.
00:18:04Yeah, I'm done.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:05We got it?
00:18:06Let's go.
00:18:08So cute.
00:18:09It's so good.
00:18:09It's perfect.
00:18:10All right.
00:18:10Okay.
00:18:11Tacos.
00:18:22Oh, yes.
00:18:23Oh, my God.
00:18:24Your abs are actually cutting me.
00:18:25Is it good?
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:28Yes.
00:18:29Yes, bitch.
00:18:29You look so hot.
00:18:31Okay, just plop your abs a little bit.
00:18:32Like this.
00:18:33Yes.
00:18:34Oh, bitch.
00:18:35Yes.
00:18:36That's funny.
00:18:38Oh, my God.
00:18:38It's so hot.
00:18:40Cute.
00:18:40Look at the waist.
00:18:40It's gone.
00:18:42It's so good.
00:18:43So good.
00:18:44Oh, cute.
00:18:45Is it cute?
00:18:46Yes.
00:18:46So hot.
00:18:46You got it.
00:18:48Get like four more.
00:18:49No, it's so sick.
00:18:50I'm gonna be abs.
00:18:51Oh, that's so good.
00:18:52Guys, our video already has 5,000 likes.
00:18:555,000?
00:18:56That's insane.
00:18:56So your whole moon thing actually worked?
00:18:58Yeah.
00:18:59Nikki, you reposted it, right?
00:19:00I didn't check yet.
00:19:01I did.
00:19:02Nikki, did you repost it?
00:19:04Nikki?
00:19:05Hello?
00:19:07Earth's to Nikki.
00:19:09Nikki, did you repost the video?
00:19:10Hello?
00:19:11Nikki!
00:19:12What?
00:19:13Jesus.
00:19:14Did you re-share the video?
00:19:16Yeah, I'm doing it right now.
00:19:19Okay, who are you texting?
00:19:22What?
00:19:23Bitch, you heard me.
00:19:25Just one of my subs from OnlyFans.
00:19:28He's a Saudi prince.
00:19:31He's a Saudi prince.
00:19:31Oh.
00:19:32Oh.
00:19:33Ew.
00:19:34What the fuck?
00:19:35I just...
00:19:36I don't really know how you could do that.
00:19:39What, OnlyFans?
00:19:40Yeah.
00:19:41I made like...
00:19:4220 grand in one month.
00:19:44That's how.
00:19:4520 grand?
00:19:46What the hell are you showing on there?
00:19:48Almost nothing.
00:19:49Almost nothing.
00:19:51It's only V-picks.
00:19:54The occasional bikini pic.
00:19:56Whatever.
00:19:57It's free money.
00:19:58You should try it sometime now.
00:20:00Got the tits for it.
00:20:04No.
00:20:05No.
00:20:05Not me.
00:20:06I'm not really into that kind of thing.
00:20:08She's too pure.
00:20:10I'm not pure.
00:20:14Oh.
00:20:15Okay, fine.
00:20:16Fine.
00:20:17Fine.
00:20:17Oh.
00:20:20Cheers.
00:20:21Hey.
00:20:22Ellie!
00:20:26Oh.
00:20:29Okay, fine.
00:20:30Maybe I'm a little pure.
00:20:32Well, I, for one, am unpure and proud.
00:20:37And, um, I'm signing off.
00:20:41Wait.
00:20:41Where the hell are you going?
00:20:43I have content to make.
00:20:44Seriously?
00:20:46Now?
00:20:47Tonight's supposed to be about togetherness.
00:20:49No, seriously.
00:20:50You can't leave.
00:20:51Listen.
00:20:52I have content to make.
00:20:53I have a guy from Saudi Arabia who is paying my rent in full every single month.
00:20:58And all I have to do is send him one foot pic a day.
00:21:01That's insane.
00:21:03I know.
00:21:03Fair enough.
00:21:05Okay, I love you all.
00:21:07And I will see you in the morning.
00:21:09Bye.
00:21:10Love you.
00:21:12Guys, don't kill me, but I think I'm going to call at night too.
00:21:15I just want to go on a quick jog to burn off the pizza.
00:21:18Wait.
00:21:18Are you kidding me?
00:21:19What the hell is going on?
00:21:21Why do you even want to go for a run right now?
00:21:23It's disgusting out there and it's, like, freezing.
00:21:26Don't worry.
00:21:26I'll just be on the property and I have my pepper spray.
00:21:28Just a couple quick sprints and then I'll go right to bed.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:32There are going to be more hours.
00:21:33We can take tequila shots and talk shit all we want this whole weekend, I promise.
00:21:38I love you guys.
00:21:40Good night.
00:21:41Good night.
00:21:41Bye.
00:21:42Love you.
00:21:43Be safe.
00:21:44I will.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:48Well, they left.
00:21:49But that doesn't mean that the three of us can't keep the party going, eh?
00:21:54Oh, yeah.
00:21:54Stop.
00:21:55Okay.
00:21:56Okay.
00:21:56Wait, I want to.
00:21:56Oh, again?
00:21:57Okay.
00:21:58Yeah.
00:21:59Number what?
00:21:59Eight of the nine.
00:22:00Okay.
00:22:01One, three.
00:22:04Cheers.
00:22:06Woo.
00:22:07Bitch.
00:22:08I've got a fish.
00:22:08Mm-hmm.
00:22:10Mm-hmm.
00:22:12Hmm.
00:22:16I've got my fish.
00:22:17Yes.
00:22:21Shit.
00:22:23Mm-hmm.
00:22:24Mm-hmm.
00:22:24Oh, God.
00:22:24My God.
00:22:25Oh, God.
00:22:27Yes, man.
00:22:29Good night.
00:22:29Oh, God.
00:22:29Oh, God.
00:22:32You're dead.
00:22:33Oh, God.
00:23:42Hello?
00:23:43What's up, bae?
00:23:44How's my favorite ginger snack?
00:23:46Oh, nothing.
00:23:47Just working.
00:23:49Always grinding.
00:23:51I like that.
00:23:54Why don't you come outside?
00:23:59Jake?
00:24:00No.
00:24:01No, no.
00:24:02I told you.
00:24:02Chill.
00:24:03God damn, you're so quick to freak out.
00:24:06How the hell did you even find me here?
00:24:08Chill, sexy thing.
00:24:10Chill.
00:24:10Don't you remember when you got too drunk and we had to share our locations with each other
00:24:14in Miami?
00:24:19Oh, right.
00:24:20Get out here and sneak me in.
00:24:23My dick's gonna freeze off.
00:24:25You're so bad.
00:24:27But you love it.
00:24:29And you know you do.
00:24:31Now hurry up.
00:24:32Yeah, sometimes.
00:24:33I don't want to be around those cock-blocking witches anyways.
00:24:36Okay, fine.
00:24:37I'll be right there.
00:25:00Jake?
00:25:02Fuck!
00:25:04God, you scared me!
00:25:05Sorry!
00:25:06I couldn't help myself.
00:25:07Oh, my little snow angel.
00:25:16You like it?
00:25:19Hell yeah!
00:25:21Good.
00:25:22Now take me inside, because Mama needs to get warmed up.
00:25:27Me too.
00:25:28Mm-hmm.
00:25:42So, did you miss me?
00:25:47Of course.
00:25:49I couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:25:51Down, boy.
00:25:53Down, down.
00:25:59Down, down.
00:26:15Damn.
00:26:16You are so fire.
00:26:18Oh, little ol' me.
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:47Oh, little ol' me.
00:26:50There's nothing to say.
00:26:52That ass is crazy!
00:26:56If the girls find you here, they'll kill you.
00:27:10They're worth time for.
00:27:27I don't wanna play this game no more.
00:27:35I just wanna take you to my world.
00:27:43Will you care what you want me for?
00:27:47How do you want me?
00:27:49Well, I'm behind.
00:27:53Naughty boy.
00:27:55Come on.
00:28:06God, you look so good.
00:28:11Yeah?
00:28:12Yeah.
00:28:13How good?
00:28:14Perfect.
00:28:16Yeah?
00:28:17Say it again.
00:28:19You look perfect.
00:28:22Good boy.
00:28:24Do you have a condom?
00:28:27Uh, what?
00:28:29A condom, babe.
00:28:32Do we have to?
00:28:35That depends.
00:28:36Do you want to have sex tonight or do you just wanna sit here and talk?
00:28:39Yeah.
00:28:40Yeah.
00:28:40Yeah.
00:28:40I got one.
00:28:41Good.
00:28:44What should I do next?
00:28:46I want you to take my panties off with your teeth.
00:28:53Slowly.
00:28:56Hey.
00:28:57Yeah.
00:29:00Uh-huh.
00:29:02Hell yeah.
00:29:08Oh.
00:29:09Yeah.
00:29:09Uh-huh.
00:29:14Hell yeah.
00:29:16I love you, daddy.
00:29:17I like it.
00:29:19Oh, yeah.
00:29:20I love it.
00:29:23Okay, babe.
00:29:23Not that slow.
00:29:25Ah!
00:29:25Ah!
00:29:26Ah!
00:29:27Ah!
00:29:29Ah!
00:29:30Ah!
00:29:30Ah!
00:29:35Ah!
00:29:36Ah!
00:29:37Ah!
00:29:38Ah!
00:29:39Ah!
00:29:40Ah!
00:29:40Ah!
00:29:40Ah!
00:29:41Ah!
00:29:44Ah!
00:30:05Hello, my little angels!
00:30:07I hope you're having an amazing weekend full of festivities, but most importantly, fitness.
00:30:12I'm on a little night-jog as you can see.
00:30:14I did half a month of yoga but half a day is superfât Saudet or a day!
00:30:15mile sprints, some lunges, and of course my Tina squats. Anyways, it's a little dark out here and
00:30:20a little freezing, so I'm gonna go back inside, but like I always say, there are no days off.
00:30:25I will see you in the morning for the a.m. stretch video. Bye!
00:30:58I just have to say the last guy that Nikki brought home was a actual sewer rat.
00:31:05So gross, I can't. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, so talking about trash, or men, whatever,
00:31:10both same thing. Let's do Fuck, Marry, Kill. I hate that game. I know, I know. Okay, so we're
00:31:20gonna go with a John Cena, Jake Paul, and a Quentin Tarantino. Okay. Okay. Shoot Jake Paul in the face
00:31:33ten
00:31:33times. And... Fuck Quentin Tarantino and Mary John Cena. Oh. I said it. I said what I said.
00:31:44What? John Cena? It's disgusting. No. I think he would be a gentleman. Ew, I can't. I really,
00:31:52okay, what about you, Nell? Um, I feel like I agree with Eileen. Obviously I would shoot Jake
00:31:58Paul square in the face. And... I guess I'd sleep with John Cena and Mary Quentin Tarantino?
00:32:07Aww. It's so bad. I don't know. It's so bad. Just like, he is like ten. Okay, it's your turn.
00:32:13So...
00:32:13It's so bad.
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00:33:22What the fuck?
00:33:25What the fuck was that?
00:33:28Hello?
00:33:32Hello?
00:33:37Um...
00:33:38Hello, are you there?
00:33:40Sir?
00:33:42Um...
00:33:43Are you there?
00:33:44Hello?
00:33:47Uh...
00:33:48I swear, I didn't see anything. I promise.
00:33:54I didn't see your face.
00:33:58This is so far. I just want to go home.
00:34:05If you can hear me,
00:34:08I just want you to know that, actually, I really love true crime,
00:34:13and I think killers are really cool,
00:34:15and I won't tell anyone.
00:34:18If you just let me go,
00:34:19I can actually make you super famous.
00:34:21I have a ton of followers, and they would love you, I swear.
00:34:31Please?
00:34:33Please!
00:34:46If I'm here, I can play all this shit just to check back to.
00:34:50If I am sour, I will.
00:34:57I have a hoder, and I can pay off my cholesterol and cancer.
00:34:58I can't see anything, I can't wait.
00:35:00Oh my god.
00:35:13Fuck that.
00:35:16That sounded kind of close.
00:35:21Did Tina come back inside?
00:35:23Um, I think so.
00:35:25I heard the door open and close earlier.
00:35:29You sure?
00:35:30Yeah, yeah, I heard it, too.
00:35:33Yeah.
00:35:34Okay, great.
00:35:36She's probably back, right?
00:35:39Yeah.
00:35:40Yeah.
00:35:40It's fine.
00:35:41It's fine.
00:35:42It's literally a wrap twirling out there.
00:35:44Me, too.
00:35:45Okay.
00:35:45Great, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:47It's fine.
00:35:48Honestly, she's probably bending it down and dirty in the book.
00:35:51Oh, my God.
00:35:52She likes it.
00:35:53Okay, on that note, Nellie pours some shots.
00:35:56Shots!
00:35:57Okay, okay.
00:35:58It's hard.
00:35:58Over, over, over, over!
00:36:00Yeah!
00:36:13Ah!
00:36:15Ah!
00:36:17Ah!
00:36:19Ah!
00:36:20Ah!
00:36:21Ah!
00:36:22Ah!
00:36:26Oh, my God.
00:36:57Oh, my God.
00:37:23Oh, my God.
00:37:55Oh, my God.
00:37:57Good morning.
00:37:59Oh.
00:38:03You want a shot of Langer's tequila?
00:38:05Oh, my God, bitch.
00:38:08Do not ever say that word to me again.
00:38:14I feel like I'm going to vomit, honestly.
00:38:16Yeah, me too.
00:38:17Do you know what time it is?
00:38:18I have no idea where my phone is.
00:38:20Yeah, I can't find mine either.
00:38:23I think the stove clock says it's 2 p.m.
00:38:29Oh, did I say 2 p.m.?
00:38:31I think I'm going to die.
00:38:33What time does your phone say?
00:38:35I don't know.
00:38:35I think it's inside or something.
00:38:37How much did we drink last night?
00:38:39A lot.
00:38:40I can't believe all the pizza I ate.
00:38:43You want some eggs?
00:38:46Are those vegan?
00:38:48Girl, you literally drank, what, an entire liter of tequila last night and had six or seven
00:38:53slices of jalapeno pepperoni.
00:38:55I don't think it matters where the egg came from.
00:38:57Oh, don't remind me.
00:39:00Oh, fuck.
00:39:03Jesus!
00:39:04Bitch, are you okay?
00:39:06I do not feel good.
00:39:10The sun is killing me.
00:39:13You don't look good either.
00:39:18I mean, you're always pretty, but...
00:39:22Yeah, okay, I know I look like shit.
00:39:24Okay, um, do you know where Tina is?
00:39:27Who?
00:39:29Tina, your best friend since, like, forever?
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:36Yeah, I'm going to go back to bed for a while.
00:39:39Well, let us know if you want us to wake you up.
00:39:41No!
00:39:43No.
00:39:44Okay.
00:39:52What the fuck?
00:40:00Do you think it's COVID?
00:40:02It's definitely something.
00:40:03Okay, well, I can't get sick.
00:40:04I have a meme-meocasting next week.
00:40:06Oh my god, love!
00:40:07I have some immune defense organic elderberry pills in my purse if you want some.
00:40:10Yeah, totally.
00:40:11It calls, like, a little bit of bloating, but...
00:40:13Okay, fuck no.
00:40:14It's worth it.
00:40:15This entire trip is turning out to be a disaster.
00:40:18No, it's not.
00:40:19We just need to manifest better.
00:40:21She's right.
00:40:21We just need to, you know, take it all in and just make the best of the vacay.
00:40:25I'm going to check on Tina and see where she is.
00:40:28You're a bee.
00:40:30That's the spirit.
00:40:31Oh my god.
00:40:34This is so good.
00:40:35You want some more?
00:40:36I made tons of them.
00:40:38Oh my god.
00:40:39What have you put in this?
00:40:41Nothing, really.
00:40:42Salt, pepper, cook them in butter.
00:40:47Butter?
00:40:48Yeah.
00:40:51What?
00:40:52Are you trying to kill me?
00:40:53Oh my god, what is wrong with you?
00:40:55It's just butter.
00:40:56Oh my god.
00:40:57I don't see the problem.
00:40:58Oh, butter?
00:41:00Yeah.
00:41:01What?
00:41:03Okay, so Tina's not in her room.
00:41:05Do we know that she came back last night?
00:41:07Yeah, we were kind of blacked out, but where else would she be?
00:41:10Can we try calling her?
00:41:11Nobody has a phone.
00:41:12Okay, don't get snippy with me.
00:41:13I just had butter.
00:41:14This is not a time I can handle anything but positivity.
00:41:17Okay, maybe she went on another run.
00:41:19You guys are right.
00:41:20This is turning into a total disaster.
00:41:22I mean, we slept basically the whole day away.
00:41:24It's going to be nighttime soon.
00:41:25We've got one friend missing, one friend who has COVID or something.
00:41:29This is just...
00:41:31Oh god.
00:41:31No, look.
00:41:32Okay, Nikki, that bitch is built like a tank.
00:41:34She's going to be fine.
00:41:35And Tina, she's getting shredded out there.
00:41:37It's okay.
00:41:38And look, all three of us, A-okay.
00:41:40Yeah, A-okay minus being horrifically hungover.
00:41:44Okay, let's switch up the vibe.
00:41:47Maybe go inside, do some face masks, watch a movie.
00:41:51You can choose.
00:41:52Really?
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:54I mean, I was watching TikTok the other day and they were advertising this one called Trancers.
00:41:58It's supposed to be like cute, kind of weird, super retro vibes.
00:42:01Okay, I love old movies.
00:42:03That's like from the 90s.
00:42:04Oh.
00:42:04Oh, so like Elder.
00:42:05Yeah.
00:42:07Yeah.
00:42:08But I love a black and white movie.
00:42:09Oh.
00:42:10Yeah.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:10I'm down.
00:42:11Yeah.
00:42:11Yeah.
00:42:12Okay.
00:42:12Yeah, let's go.
00:42:14Switch up the vibes.
00:42:16We're fine.
00:42:16Yeah, we'll clean that up later.
00:42:38Hello?
00:42:40Jake, where are you?
00:42:42Jake, where are you?
00:42:48Help me, please.
00:42:54Please, no.
00:42:56No, no, please.
00:43:00Please, please, help me.
00:43:02Help!
00:43:03Somebody!
00:43:06Don't come any closer.
00:43:08Help me.
00:43:08No!
00:43:09No, no, no, no.
00:43:13Let go!
00:43:14Let go!
00:43:27Yeah, sure.
00:43:28No, come on.
00:43:29You said that making love to me was like the ethereal union of lost souls?
00:43:34That it was.
00:43:35What?
00:43:35I mean, lost souls, yeah.
00:43:39What are you doing?
00:43:42Dry hairs for squids.
00:43:43Let's get out of here.
00:43:45Oh.
00:43:46Can Jack get it?
00:43:47I mean, every day.
00:43:53Oh, baby.
00:43:55So cute.
00:43:56No.
00:43:57I want four.
00:43:58Oh, why four?
00:44:00You have to be with a man to have a kid, Nelly.
00:44:03Okay.
00:44:03Not in this day and age.
00:44:05What?
00:44:06Oh, my God.
00:44:07I went on a date like two months ago, guys.
00:44:09Oh, my God.
00:44:11Hey, Santa, are you listening?
00:44:13Oh, God.
00:44:15What's wrong?
00:44:23He's a trancer.
00:44:24Oh.
00:44:25What?
00:44:26Oh, shit.
00:44:32Oh, shit.
00:44:34Hey, Mom, I shot Santa Claus.
00:44:36This is why I'm a Jew.
00:44:38Is your toys not coming this year?
00:44:40Welcome to the Twins, Jack's death.
00:44:43Oh, you guys, I've been too long without my phone.
00:44:46I don't think I can watch movies without it anymore.
00:44:48Same.
00:44:50Okay, well, maybe one of us could go get it.
00:44:58100%.
00:44:58Oh.
00:44:59Oh, okay.
00:45:01It's fine.
00:45:02No money you got it.
00:45:03Fine, I will go look.
00:45:10Would you wish?
00:45:11Yes, bitch.
00:45:13We do Shabbat at my house all the time.
00:45:36I can't believe this movie's in color.
00:45:42Yeah, I thought the 90s, like, they only had radio.
00:45:45Guys, I can't find her phones anywhere.
00:45:48What?
00:45:49I looked everywhere.
00:45:50They're not here.
00:45:51What the fuck?
00:45:52Okay, is Tina fucking with us?
00:45:53No.
00:45:54Tina wouldn't fuck with us.
00:45:56I mean, I don't know.
00:45:57Okay, well, where is she?
00:45:59It's pitch black out.
00:46:00Okay, why don't I go outside and look for her?
00:46:03All right.
00:46:03You do that.
00:46:04I do it for you.
00:46:06Okay.
00:46:07I wish you luck.
00:46:07Okay, luck.
00:46:08Be safe.
00:46:09Thanks.
00:46:11I mean, she's been running for, like, 18 hours.
00:46:15She's just really healthy.
00:46:18Tina!
00:46:20Tina!
00:46:23Tina!
00:46:31Tina!
00:46:34Tina!
00:46:35Where is she?
00:46:38Tina!
00:46:40Are you here?
00:46:51Nellie?
00:46:51Nellie?
00:46:52Oh, my God.
00:46:54Nellie?
00:46:54Nellie!
00:46:55Oh, my God.
00:47:00Nellie!
00:47:00Nellie!
00:47:03Nellie, honey, watch out!
00:47:09Nellie, honey, watch out!
00:47:30Nellie!
00:47:34Okay, we need to get the fuck out of here now.
00:47:38Girls!
00:47:39There is a fucking serial killer outside, okay?
00:47:41We need to go, we need to get in the car, get the fuck out of here.
00:47:45Tina, what the fuck is happening?
00:47:50Oh God, I should...
00:47:53Okay.
00:47:55Alright, listen, where are the keys?
00:47:56We need to get the keys, get in the car, get the fuck out of here.
00:47:59You didn't see?
00:48:01See what?
00:48:02The keys were out there, broken, next to our phones.
00:48:07So much blood!
00:48:09Okay, this is what we're gonna do.
00:48:10We need to arm ourselves, okay?
00:48:12Look, I know what we saw out there was fucked up and we can talk about that later, alright?
00:48:17But there's real fucking serial killer out there.
00:48:21We're trapped.
00:48:24So we need to find shit and arm ourselves, okay? Let's go.
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:40Alright, we got this.
00:48:42Yes, we do.
00:48:44Honestly, I don't think that I can.
00:48:49I mean, you're a Virgo and you're a Capricorn, of course you guys are gonna make it.
00:48:54I'm a fucking Pisces.
00:48:58I just wanna go home, or to the beach or something, I just...
00:49:02God.
00:49:05I'm a model, I am too pretty to die!
00:49:07Well, look, nobody is dying, okay?
00:49:10Haley's right.
00:49:11We're gonna get through this together.
00:49:13I just don't understand!
00:49:14I drew the four of cups!
00:49:15It was supposed to be life changing, not life ending!
00:49:18The manifestation isn't working and I'm...
00:49:20Elaine!
00:49:21Shut the fuck up about the goddamn manifestation bullshit!
00:49:24Do you see the situation we're in right now?
00:49:27There's a fucking serial killer outside.
00:49:29I need you to drop the fuck in, okay?
00:49:31No manifestation is fucking us right now, okay?
00:49:37We're gonna be okay.
00:49:40Promise?
00:49:41Promise?
00:49:41I promise.
00:50:11Promise?
00:50:24Promise?
00:50:26What the fuck...
00:50:29What is...
00:50:32Oh God.
00:50:34Help!
00:50:36Help!
00:50:37What is...
00:50:38Help!
00:50:48Oh, no, no. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I have to run my next life.
00:51:03Fuck, fuck.
00:51:06Oh, God.
00:51:24No, no, no.
00:51:31No! Fuck! Fuck!
00:52:10God. I don't think I've ever gone this long without my phone in my life.
00:52:15Oh my God. I know. I can't believe we're dealing with this right now. Like, what the fuck?
00:52:21I think that we should stick together. Find a main highway and just wave a car down. Someone will help
00:52:26us.
00:52:26No. Are you kidding me? We're not going outside. Seriously, the killer could be literally outside the door.
00:52:34It's better if we stay inside. That way we know we're safe.
00:52:37Actually, I think she's right. I'm just saying, if we stick together, like you said, then we might actually have
00:52:45a shot.
00:52:47It's three against one. Yeah. Give me your hands.
00:52:51No. Give me your hands. No. It's better with three. You know it's better with three. No. No.
00:52:56I'm gonna manifest our safety. We're not doing it. No. Fine. I'll manifest it alone.
00:53:21Do you think that's the serial killer? Some crazy fucked up psychopath? I don't know. I think he was a
00:53:30coyote. Oh my God.
00:53:32Thank God.
00:53:34Okay. And why is that a good thing?
00:53:36It's a coyote.
00:53:39They're a spiritual animal. That means it's a good omen.
00:53:41Oh my God. Can you stop with this shit already? Seriously, you have to knock this shit off.
00:53:46No more rituals, manifestations, beat root chakras up your ass. It's gonna save us right now. Get in the game.
00:53:54Jesus.
00:53:54You don't know that.
00:53:57Oh my God. Okay. Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. Look, I'm scared. I'm angry. I'm starving.
00:54:05I'm sorry. It's fine. I get it. I mean, maybe you're right. I don't know. If I had my phone,
00:54:17I could check Jachi BT and then I could get us out of the situation.
00:54:19I know.
00:54:22It's him! It's the killer!
00:54:24Okay. Nobody needs to walk.
00:54:27Shh, shh, shh. Whatever it is out there, if it comes in, we're gonna have to fight it together, okay?
00:54:32We can do it.
00:54:34Okay.
00:54:35Hello, ladies? Anybody home?
00:54:39What?
00:54:42Girls? It's Judith Dixon!
00:54:46Oh, thank God.
00:54:47No!
00:54:48No, no, no. Sit down.
00:54:49Why?
00:54:50She could be the fucking killer.
00:54:52Oh, my God.
00:54:54Yoo-hoo! Ladies?
00:54:56Hey, I brought you some towels, like I said, and I made you some cookies, too.
00:55:03Oh, shit. That could be poisoned.
00:55:05Are they vegan?
00:55:06Come on.
00:55:07I'm just asking.
00:55:09You're not eating that shit.
00:55:10Okay, go look.
00:55:11Go look.
00:55:12Me.
00:55:13Yes, go.
00:55:14Just go eat it.
00:55:14Do you want the cookie?
00:55:15You're fine.
00:55:16Maia, come on.
00:55:17You're fine.
00:55:17Just check.
00:55:17Just Yolanda, please.
00:55:41What do you see?
00:55:44Hey, how's she doing?
00:55:46Standing?
00:55:48Okay.
00:55:50Okay, well, I'll just leave him out here by the door then.
00:55:58Okay, well, hope everything's okay in there.
00:56:05Is she leaving?
00:56:08Bummer.
00:56:09She's leaving. She's going to the front. Go to the front. Go to the front.
00:56:12Go to the front.
00:56:13Okay.
00:56:19She could be her only way out of here.
00:56:21Yeah, where the fuck do we kill her?
00:56:30What is that?
00:56:31What the fuck is that?
00:56:32What is that?
00:56:43Look, asshole. I've been through too much shit in my life. You do not scare me. I'm not afraid of
00:56:54you. Go ahead, girl.
00:56:57Tell him, Judith.
00:56:59You want my friends, my guests. You're going to have to go through me.
00:57:06What the fuck?
00:57:07I can't stand back. Go back in the depths of the house where you came from.
00:57:17I'm afraid you can stand back.
00:57:21You're gonna be soνηesto grand.
00:57:22You're like that.
00:57:29I'm trouble, dude.
00:57:35Right, that holding off.
00:57:42Lauter said you had
00:57:43ooooooooooo
00:58:15I hate you!
00:58:18I hate you!
00:58:23I hate you!
00:58:35I hate you!
00:58:57Oh my god, oh my god, I think I'm going to be sick.
00:59:02What's that, a wolf?
00:59:06Wolfs don't stand on two feet.
00:59:10I think I was a werewolf.
00:59:12Oh, a what?
00:59:13Are you insane?
00:59:14I have to think about it.
00:59:16The moon, the howling, the alpha.
00:59:19Guys, it's okay if you have to vomit, just do it.
00:59:23No.
00:59:25Where's Nikki?
00:59:26How the fuck has she not woken up from all this?
00:59:30We have to check on her.
00:59:32No.
00:59:33Where you fucking can see, we're not going outside right now.
00:59:35Did you see the way they ran off?
00:59:37She's our friend.
00:59:38We can't just leave her out there.
00:59:40I agree.
00:59:43Okay.
00:59:44Then we all go together.
00:59:47Okay.
00:59:48Okay.
00:59:49Okay.
01:00:06Babe?
01:00:09Nikki?
01:00:10Are you in there?
01:00:11We need to talk.
01:00:14Oh, thank God.
01:00:15That sounded weird.
01:00:18Will you not come in?
01:00:20Oh?
01:00:20Oh, she's really sick.
01:00:22Yeah, she's not feeling well.
01:00:23Maybe we just don't tell her right now.
01:00:24Nikki?
01:00:26We really need to talk to you.
01:00:27We know you're not feeling well, but it's important.
01:00:30Go away.
01:00:32What the hell?
01:00:33Okay, Nikki?
01:00:34Seriously, I need you to open the door.
01:00:37If you don't open it, I'm going to pop the lock.
01:00:39Go away.
01:00:41I warned you.
01:00:43Alright, bitch.
01:00:49Oh my God!
01:00:50Get to the box!
01:00:51Get to the box!
01:00:52My fucking God!
01:00:53Holy shit!
01:00:54Can't you help me with this?
01:00:56I can't hold those doors that much longer!
01:00:59Oh my God!
01:01:01Oh my God!
01:01:02Oh my God!
01:01:06Oh my God!
01:01:06This is insane!
01:01:08Wait, I can't tell if she's pushing anymore.
01:01:11I don't think so.
01:01:13Oh my God!
01:01:14Is there a door out from her room?
01:01:15Unbelievable!
01:01:16No!
01:01:16No, I hope not!
01:01:18Can we check?
01:01:19No, bitch!
01:01:20Are you crazy?
01:01:20There's a fucking monster out here!
01:01:22Yes!
01:01:22We should!
01:01:23We need to know if she's in there!
01:01:25Okay, I'll peek in.
01:01:26Are you fucking insane?
01:01:28Good luck, babe.
01:01:36You're crazy!
01:01:38She's just...
01:01:40She's...
01:02:03She's just...
01:02:06oh my god oh my god oh it hurts so bad all right go get a first aid kit now
01:02:11am i dying it's bleeding so much no you're not gonna die bitch go okay
01:02:20okay i'm gonna just come here i'm just gonna lift it up a little bit so the blood drops down
01:02:24okay
01:02:25i'm gonna turn into a fucking monster i'm gonna start growing hair on my face no no no no you're
01:02:30not i will not let that happen it's gonna be okay don't even think about that right now i can't
01:02:34believe this is happening to me i've got you i'm gonna take care of you okay we're gonna go to
01:02:37the
01:02:37hospital i just gotta get that old bitch no keys no i can't go to the hospital it's gonna cost
01:02:41too
01:02:41much no fuck money i'm gonna cover it don't worry about it okay okay bitch what the fuck even is
01:02:50this i couldn't find a first aid kit but i found my lavender hand sanitizer spray i really am gonna
01:02:54die i'm sorry i'm gonna have cut you okay this is gonna sting a bit okay i know i know
01:03:10she passed out
01:03:15nelly
01:03:17what's happening
01:03:21what babe
01:03:23i'm turning
01:03:24oh my god
01:03:35i can save you
01:03:37what do you mean
01:03:47i'm gonna turn into one of them soon i can go out and distract it and you guys can make
01:03:52a run for judith's car
01:03:53no no we can't just leave you
01:03:57everything is gonna be fine okay we just we just need to wait until the sun comes up
01:04:01no you're gonna have to i'm gonna turn into what nikki was soon and you saw what she did to
01:04:08me i can't do that to you
01:04:09no no no no we're not gonna leave you here
01:04:15i'll be okay i can just feel it
01:04:18are you sure
01:04:19yeah
01:04:21i'm gonna be fine i just i just want you two to get out of here
01:04:26we're gonna come back for you
01:04:31give me that pen
01:04:32what why
01:04:34because it can kill werewolves
01:04:36i thought that was garlic
01:04:38that's vampires you dumb bitch
01:04:40okay fine
01:04:44ow
01:04:50give it
01:04:54i also have colloidal silver spray
01:04:56normally we'll use it for healing but
01:04:58i'll take it
01:04:59okay
01:05:01okay i'm gonna run out there first
01:05:03and then i'm gonna distract them and then you guys make your break for the car got it
01:05:07got it
01:05:09i love you guys
01:05:11i'll be fine don't worry about me
01:05:13okay
01:05:15thank you so much
01:05:31god she's so brave
01:05:43i'm here
01:05:49woman get me
01:05:57is this what you want
01:06:01woman get me
01:06:08i'm here hello
01:06:21i'm here come and get me
01:06:25hello
01:06:30no
01:06:31Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
01:06:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:07:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:07:56No, no, no, no, no!
01:08:06No, no, no!
01:08:08No, no, no, no, no!
01:08:10Now you are a fuck!
01:08:19No!
01:08:25No!
01:08:28No!
01:08:30No!
01:08:31No!
01:08:33No!
01:08:34Oh, fuck.
01:08:36Oh, fuck.
01:08:36Oh, fuck.
01:08:50Your man!
01:08:52Oh, fuck.
01:08:58Oh.
01:09:14Oh, my God.
01:09:20This!
01:09:35You werewolf!
01:09:37Fuck!
01:09:53You werewolf!
01:10:39You werewolf!
01:10:43You werewolf!
01:10:45What?
01:10:47What?
01:10:49What?
01:11:16so
01:11:16so
01:11:16so
01:11:16so
01:11:19so
01:11:21so
01:11:26I'll see you next time.
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