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00:10Treasure each other. It's the most important relationship you'll ever have.
00:17Thanks.
00:19But don't sleep with your mother's friends.
00:43Reservation under Izzy Asher.
00:46Does everyone get the door wrong?
00:48No.
00:49Oh, that's strange.
00:51I actually designed the shards, so yeah, they really messed your doors up.
00:55Glad that none of your other patrons noticed.
01:04I thought I was meeting Izzy.
01:05Me too.
01:11Is she parent trapping us?
01:13It seems so.
01:14If only I had a butler and you had a winery.
01:17Don't understand.
01:19If we do break up, which child do you want?
01:21We both want Dom, don't we?
01:25I need a drink.
01:30It's ridiculous, isn't it?
01:32What are we doing?
01:32It's been weeks and we're not even trying to fix it.
01:34Don't you think I should just move back in?
01:38I don't even understand what we're arguing about.
01:41Do you?
01:42We're arguing about the fact that you lie to me and that you don't prioritize our relationship.
01:47Okay.
01:49I'm not sure why I'm the one apologizing.
01:51I'm not the one who had a strange woman over to our house.
01:55There's no way you haven't lied to me once or twice.
01:58No, she's not a strange woman and I don't lie to you ever.
02:02Excuse me?
02:04I'm proud of the...
02:05Oh, you know, it's not a parent trap.
02:07Stephen Izzy here.
02:09Oh, amazing.
02:10So do they not have waiters at this restaurant?
02:12Come on.
02:15Hey.
02:16Hey.
02:16Okay.
02:19So, um, sorry to have misled you both about dinner.
02:22But I think we all need to find a way to get along.
02:25Oh, right, sounds good.
02:27Well, let's do that then.
02:30Do we not worry about the fact that he's destroyed my marriage and my job?
02:32After you destroyed my job?
02:34After you had sex with my child.
02:36Adult child.
02:38I think in the interest of moving forward,
02:41you and I really need to bury the hatchet.
02:44That's racist.
02:45Is it?
02:46Right.
02:46Well, you're using a Native American term, bury the hatchet.
02:49That's racist.
02:50I should know because I got fired for being a racist.
02:52Okay, there I actually was a racist.
02:53Apparently, that's my thing.
02:54Okay, stop.
02:56We're having a baby.
02:59You're...
03:01Sorry.
03:04You're...
03:09I think, yeah, you should, you...
03:11Yeah.
03:11We're having a baby.
03:13And we just wanted to tell you two so that we could sort this and get back to normal.
03:21Excuse me, can anyone come and take our drinks order, please?
03:28Quite loud.
03:30I'll bring you the wine list.
03:32No, no, two bottles of red, thank you.
03:33I'm not drinking, thank you.
03:35Me neither.
03:36Solidarity.
03:36No.
03:38Two bottles, thank you.
03:45So, that's the news?
03:49Mum...
03:54Do you really want a baby?
03:57Yeah.
04:01Babies are a lot of work.
04:08I...
04:09I need you to...
04:11I just...
04:11Can you just say that you're happy for me?
04:13Please?
04:14Can you just say it?
04:15I'm happy if you're happy.
04:22But you don't have to be in a relationship just because you're having a baby.
04:24I love Steve.
04:26I love him.
04:26And I want to do this with him.
04:37Okay.
04:37Fine.
04:39Okay.
04:40Yes.
04:41Okay.
04:45Okay.
04:46Okay.
04:50And how are you feeling?
04:51Any sickness?
04:52Yeah, a bit.
04:54Uh, no.
04:55Not yet.
04:55Oh, well that's brilliant.
04:57So lucky not to feel sick.
04:59Sick.
05:04I just want you both to know that I will do everything and anything it takes to be the best
05:09father for this baby.
05:11And, uh, we already know that it's going to have the best granny.
05:22When, uh, when's the June?
05:25Oh, scans this week, actually.
05:26Wow.
05:27Oh, wow.
05:29Oh, wow.
05:29Sweet.
05:30It'd be lovely to have another little one running around the house.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Oh, gosh.
05:37It's...
05:43A baby.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Oh, gosh.
05:48Happy.
05:51Happy.
05:51Happy tears.
05:56I should probably go to the loom.
06:07Oh, please, for the love of God, please.
06:09Can you bring two bottles of red wine to my table?
06:12I'll pay you a hundred pounds.
06:13Two hundred.
06:16I know it's really quick, Daniel, but honestly, it feels like fate.
06:22Yeah, no.
06:22It's...
06:24It's lovely.
06:25Thanks, mate.
06:27Uh, we thought of calling it Lenny if it's a boy.
06:29Oh.
06:30It's cute.
06:31And then, if it's a gal, we'll call it Shirley.
06:34I know what you're thinking.
06:36Shirley, you can't be serious.
06:42Oh, God.
06:43Oh, God.
06:44Oh, God.
06:45Oh, God.
06:46Oh, God.
06:47Oh, God.
06:47Sorry.
06:47Are you okay?
06:49Do you need help?
06:53Hello?
06:55It's too late.
06:59Oh, God.
07:00It's all too...
07:00It's too late.
07:02Oh, God.
07:03Oh, God.
07:06Mum?
07:08Are you okay?
07:09Yeah.
07:10Yeah.
07:11You sure?
07:13Yeah.
07:15Oh, good.
07:18I know I'm young, but you were almost the same age when you had me.
07:24Yeah.
07:26I was.
07:29Yeah.
07:31And you always say having me was the best decision you ever made.
07:36It was...
07:39Quite...
07:39Hard.
07:42Sorry?
07:43Sorry.
07:44Are you talking to me?
07:45No.
07:46No.
07:47Mum?
07:48What did you say?
07:49I said...
07:50It was...
07:52Hard!
07:56I can do hard.
08:00I wouldn't be here if you hadn't done it.
08:14I sort of hope it's a girl.
08:18And it would be like you and me.
08:19It's the universe.
08:29No, I'm not your mate, don't you?
08:33Sorry?
08:34I always thought you were harmless.
08:35I never found you as funny as Alice did, but I liked that you made her happy.
08:40But I'm starting to think that there's a good chance that you're a selfish person, Steve.
08:45Who doesn't care about anyone but themselves.
08:47And I'm kind of dreading the fact that I'm going to have to spend every Christmas with you until I
08:52die.
08:54Hey.
08:55Hey.
08:57Everything okay?
08:58Yeah.
08:59Great.
09:00Just planning Christmas.
09:05I think we'll stay in Steve's flat probably until the baby's at least one.
09:09We like the idea of attachment parenting.
09:11And I think we want home birth.
09:13I like the idea of having a baby in water.
09:15Did you have a natural birth, Mum?
09:17No, I had an epidural.
09:18Any excuse for some drugs, am I right?
09:21Not really.
09:22We tend to have big babies in our family.
09:24Oh, really?
09:25I had the full spice girl.
09:28When, um, two become one.
09:33When you rip all the way from the vagina to the anus.
09:45I just remembered we have to pick up my parents from the airport.
09:50But you...
09:51Your parents are here?
09:52Yeah.
09:52They're doing a tour of European railways.
09:55Do-do-do.
09:57Let's go.
10:05She's not ready for a baby.
10:08Maybe you should tell her how hard it was for you.
10:11Can't do that.
10:12She'd hate me forever.
10:14Oh, sorry.
10:15Sorry, darling, but having a baby so young was the worst decision I ever made.
10:18And for the first six weeks, I dreamt of nothing but
10:22dropping you off at a Russian orphanage and pretending I found you in the street.
10:26I couldn't go out.
10:27I felt no human connection to you whatsoever.
10:30And for years and years, no one wanted to go out with me.
10:34What do you mean no one wanted to go out with you?
10:36I wanted to go out with you.
10:37No one else wanted to.
10:40Oh, that's why you chose me, because I was the only option.
10:43No!
10:44I make your life more fun.
10:46You make my life more manageable.
10:47And one isn't better than the other.
10:49And if you don't like it, then, you know, maybe you should, you know, just leave.
10:55I think I've already done that, haven't I?
10:59This isn't your bus stop.
11:01The bus to your mum's goes from the other side.
11:03Yeah, I'm not going to my mum's.
11:04I'll stay at my house.
11:06If you're leaving me, you should be the one to move out.
11:15What do you mean, what do you mean? She just didn't get on the plane?
11:19No, she cancelled her ticket last week.
11:21Why didn't you tell, you didn't think to tell me this, Dad?
11:24Is she okay? Is there something wrong with her?
11:27Apart from selfishness and a basic lack of interest in locomotives.
11:30Yeah, you know, they sat some Indian teller beside me on the aeroplane.
11:34I'd be surprised if I had COVID, Dad.
11:36Um, guess what?
11:38Izzy and I are having a baby.
11:40Isn't that lovely news?
11:42Who's Izzy?
11:44This is Izzy, remember?
11:46I'm Izzy.
11:47Remember from about three minutes ago?
11:50What do you mean you're having a baby?
11:52Uh, I'm pregnant.
11:54Yeah, we're really happy.
11:56What, with him?
11:57Yes.
11:58You got you pregnant?
11:59Yes, Dad.
12:01Well, when's the big day?
12:03Uh, um, we're taking it one step at a time.
12:08Oh, yeah, marriage first, and then the baby.
12:11Um, it's not 1950, Dad.
12:13People don't care about that kind of thing anymore.
12:14Oh, right.
12:16So this one's going to grow up knowing that it's a bastard, eh?
12:19A mistake.
12:22A happy accident.
12:24Well, let's hope you have another one.
12:26We always regretted having only the one.
12:35You can see where I get my coolness from.
12:47Are you seriously trying to get to the house first?
12:50You're such a child, Alice.
13:06If you lock the door, I'm calling the police.
13:30I didn't want to sleep with you anyway.
13:32Give me that prayer.
13:33Bye.
13:34Bye!
13:34Bye.
13:34Bye.
13:35Bye.
13:36Bye.
13:37Bye.
13:37Bye.
13:41Bye.
13:47Bye.
13:48Bye.
14:12You're going to be fine.
14:14Yeah.
14:16I think we've probably been in a rut for ages but just didn't notice.
14:20I'm proud of you, Dan.
14:22You're taking control.
14:25I am, aren't I?
14:28I am.
14:32All I needed was the love you gave.
14:36All I needed for another day.
14:39And all I have under do.
14:42Only you.
14:57What happened to the printer?
15:02It broke.
15:12How'd the interview go?
15:15I couldn't print out my CV so I didn't go.
15:20What are you doing?
15:22I'm watching porn stars.
15:24This woman thought her teacup was worth $9,000.
15:27Turns out it's just a piece of crap.
15:28Yeah.
15:33Shall we go to yours?
15:37Yeah.
15:37Yeah.
15:42Bye, Mom.
15:43Mm.
15:45Bye, Mom.
15:51Mm.
16:09Sorry.
16:11Sorry.
16:12Sorry.
16:12Can we stop for a second?
16:14Of course.
16:16What's wrong?
16:17I need to go home.
16:20Why?
16:20What's happened?
16:21I just can't be here.
16:23What?
16:26I need to go home.
16:28Why?
16:35Stop!
16:36Talk to me!
16:39Dom!
16:39What are you doing?
16:42What the fuck was that?
16:44What?
16:46One minute you're kissing me and the next you bolted out the door.
16:49Are you okay?
16:50I'm not leaving.
16:51I just need to check on my mom.
16:53Everything's fucked, okay?
16:55My mom's drinking in the day.
16:57My parents hate each other.
16:58And my sister's having a baby with a 50-year-old.
17:01It feels like someone has pressed a button and the world is ending.
17:05It's like in Terminator in the playground and suddenly everyone's fucking faces are melting off like no one has a
17:11face.
17:12It's all fucked.
17:14Sorry.
17:16Come on.
17:21I like the bit about our faces melting off.
17:38Can we just, like, do nothing?
17:43Nothing.
17:45If you're awful.
17:47Can we just, like, do nothing at all?
17:53Sure.
18:00No.
18:02No.
18:03No.
18:04No.
18:04Isabel Asher?
18:04Yep.
18:17No.
18:29No.
18:30No.
18:32No.
18:32That's probably just implantation bleeding.
18:37Could the baby just be a fast grow up?
18:43No.
18:44But lucky you for whistling right through to the second trimester.
18:48You're into the easy stretch now.
18:53So, do we want to find out the sex then, Mummy and Daddy?
19:00Yeah.
19:01Yes, please.
19:02You are having a baby girl.
19:26I'm really sorry.
19:28It's fine.
19:33Daniel's always been my dad.
19:36Yeah, I know.
19:38I know he is.
19:40But if you do want to end this, then, yeah, I understand.
19:48No, I want this.
19:51I'm scared that you won't want this.
19:56I, I want this.
20:02Okay, great.
20:12Do you want me to come in with you?
20:15No, I think I should probably do this by myself.
20:19Yeah.
20:21Okay, good luck.
20:33Izzy.
20:37Please don't go back to him.
20:39I won't.
21:03Hey, Tiger.
21:05It's nice to see you.
21:09I'm pregnant.
21:12Say that again?
21:13For me?
21:14I'm pregnant.
21:15It's yours.
21:17And, uh, I'm gonna have it.
21:24It's nice to see you.
21:28I'm pregnant.
21:30I'm pregnant.
21:33Do you want to go into a papalinoom?
21:38You can have it.
21:42Okay.
21:45You can have it.
21:46I'm pregnant.
21:47Bye.
22:12Okay.
22:26I think we should get married.
22:28What?
22:29I want to marry you.
22:32I don't understand.
22:33I love you, Izzy.
22:35I really love you.
22:36And actually, I think you're the best person that I've ever met.
22:39And I would like to be a family with you.
22:41And eat spaghetti vongole and teach little Shirley how to swim.
22:46And I don't care that she's not biologically mine.
22:49In fact, maybe that's even better because she and I will be a chosen family.
22:53And I know I'm old, but I will love you so hard and so completely.
22:59And when I'm too old, you can put me in a home and marry someone younger.
23:04But I love you and I would like to marry you.
23:16Would you like to marry me too?
23:20Yes.
23:25Okay, great.
23:27Great.
23:28Great.
23:36Great.
23:52No!
23:53No!
23:55You looks great.
23:58Ma'am?
23:59Ma'am?
24:01What are you doing here?
24:03I was looking for you.
24:04Why?
24:05What's happened?
24:06Nothing's happened.
24:07You have to come with me
24:11Where are we going? You'll see
24:16There's something wrong, there's nothing wrong. I know there's something going on
24:21Oh, is it the wedding is the wedding happening today?
24:26Why won't you talk to me? Daniel. Hi, hello
24:31I'm here to announce the recipient of this year's best person award
24:38Drumroll, please
24:40And this year's best person is
24:45Alice
25:00Everyone you've ever met loves you
25:22Are you okay?
25:24Yep
25:26You look a bit
25:28Turns out I have absolutely no control over anything
25:35I'm completely out of control
25:39Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
25:42Who knows?
25:51Who knows?
25:52Hey
25:54I think there's something wrong with your mum
25:57Yeah, no shit
26:03I feel pretty weird being here
26:05Why?
26:08Seriously, she took her best friend to every single event for our entire marriage
26:11It's my daughter's wedding and I can invite my best friend if I want to
26:15I'm your best friend
26:16Yes
26:31That's kind of sad, Daniel
26:33He used to be at all his weddings
26:34Here, have you fed the dog?
26:36Yes
26:37The dog
26:38Oh, you can't forget to feed the bloody dog, Angela
26:41No, you're doing the dog
26:44I'm doing Steve and his bloody wedding
27:08Hello, welcome to Chairwood Manor, sir
27:10I'm Stephen and this is Izzy
27:12She's also here
27:14Very good, sir
27:15Gift baskets have been left in each of your guests' rooms
27:19Once you've unpacked and settled in
27:21You'll be shooting in the paddock, too
27:27Shoot
27:29May I take your bag, madam?
27:32You may
27:34You may not
27:35You may
28:15oh this shotgun's buggered the aim's off all our guns are perfectly calibrated
28:33everybody knows that i love you everybody knows that i need you everybody knows that i do except you
28:46told the stars about about the one i love i told the morning sun yeah i'm telling everyone i told
28:57my
29:17you okay did you think you saw a snake there son i'm fine thanks after his mother you see
29:23a bit of a nervous nelly okay no i'm i'm fine your mom just tried to shoot me
29:30what i was doing a winger in the woods and i and i turned around and she was aiming her
29:35gun at me
29:35there might be some weeds still on me are you sure yes it's not the kind of thing i would
29:41just casually
29:41accuse someone of no no no maybe it just looks like she was aiming her gun at you she was
29:45definitely
29:45aiming her gun directly at me
29:55tell her tell her what happened in what just happened in the woods what do you mean
30:04did you or did you not aim your gun at me um i don't know what you're talking about okay
30:13she's
30:13gaslighting she's gaslighting me she's get good good move alice oh wait no mum you didn't aim your gun
30:20at him did you no no ah okay silly me i must have mistakenly thought you aimed your gun directly
30:27at
30:27my head oh wow i think i'm gonna go and and try and relax and if i end up dead
30:37it was your mother
30:39it was your mother steve sorry sorry steve my mother isn't going to kill you it would be nice
30:50to feel like you have my back even just a little bit lizzie listen i have your back i do
30:55you don't
30:56you don't believe me everything all right yep okay what do you want me to say steve that my mother
31:01is
31:01a murderer should we have her arrested before or after the wedding i know you could say you could say
31:06oh
31:06that must have been very scary for you steve or you could say sorry my mum's a lunatic she's your
31:11best friend was and then she ruined my life she ruined your life this is your life ruined oh okay
31:17right now i didn't realize that i was a part of your epic downfall thanks are you sure wait steve
31:22steve
31:23do you want to borrow my gun she's doing it again turn around turn around what turn around she changed
31:28it
31:30do you honestly think i would lie about this i don't know
31:37shit i should know if you would do that right why why don't i know if you would do that
31:43i should
31:43know oh what are we doing oh oh god no we're just we're both stressed okay this is just normal
31:59i mean
32:00normalish people people argue at weddings and um you're right you're you're you're right i
32:07probably just misunderstood the situation yeah are you sure yeah totally sure 100 sure i'm fine now
32:17i'm fine now stressed out
32:21i love you and remember this is the best weekend of our lives yeah we're okay we're okay
32:31okay yeah we're okay okay okay okay yeah it's fine we're both nervous this is normal
32:44we're okay
32:56so
33:22How much do you reckon all this would have cost?
33:25He's taken a step up by coming over here.
33:29You look like a woman that could cook a good roast, Val.
33:34The father's rather surprising.
33:39OK. Hi, everyone. Thank you. Thank you over there.
33:44I have absolutely no idea what one says at a rehearsal dinner.
33:48So I'm just going to say a few thank yous.
33:50First of all, to my dad, thank you for flying back again.
33:52Yeah. Too bloody far.
33:54Well, you were in Europe already looking at trains.
33:56Yeah, still too bloody far.
33:59Yes. Yes.
34:01Well, I am very excited for tomorrow.
34:04I always thought Crosby was going to be the love of my life,
34:08but it turns out that I love Izzy even more.
34:13We all know that I'm basically not good enough for you.
34:21Anyway, I just wanted to thank you.
34:27Thank you all for coming.
34:31Izzy, is there anyone that I've forgotten to mention?
34:35Oh, this is a good friend.
34:38Oh, this is a good friend.
34:40What's the excitement?
34:47The fuck are you doing here?
34:49I think Alice might have invited him.
34:51Whoa, what would you mind me to do?
34:53Do you want me to throw him out?
34:56Izzy?
34:58Um, can I just...
35:00Please?
35:04hello thanks steve uh i just wanted to say that becoming izzy's dad was the best decision i've
35:13ever made izzy taught me about unconditional love um i mean it's very easy to love izzy
35:22i don't know why he's speaking steve's the father of the bride
35:31no no no no no no no no no no okay no he's not your father but you you you
35:39all thought he could be
35:43he's too old you ever stop
35:48mothers don't stop when he's 80 you'll be what almost 50 we're gonna do then what you know
35:55you're gonna wipe his ass and watch his life wasted away what about when you're 40 and he only wants
36:00to go on short flights to creep because he's frightened of blood clots i hate you i know i hate
36:06me too and you're a hypocrite because daniel is 10 years younger than you mum yes and that's probably
36:11the reason he's fucking hurt i'm sorry nice one al thanks for making this easy
36:24someone play some bloody music please are you having a good time please at this rate there won't be a
36:30bloody wedding tomorrow
36:41oh
36:42oh
36:43oh
36:43oh
36:43oh
36:43oh
36:43oh
36:53oh
36:55oh
36:56oh
36:57oh
36:57oh
37:01okay my family's messed up it's kind of freeing in a weird way isn't it what do you mean
37:09like we can literally do anything and it's not as bad as them
37:14true
37:16i just can't believe my family's gone
37:21i could be your family for a bit
37:27actually i don't think that's gonna work
37:29well why not
37:31because i'm not sure you're allowed to have sex with your family
37:44you sure you want to do this some
37:49yes i'm sure
37:50oh well that's great
37:52it's just that in the past i know commitments um been a bit of an issue for you no it
37:58hasn't it oh come on you've traveled half way around the world to get away from me and your mother
38:03and we knew you never really loved nancy
38:06but look if you feel this is right then
38:09that's great
38:12um
38:14but listen i'm
38:15i want to tell you
38:18a wife
38:20is like a bathroom tile
38:24you know
38:24you'll have a right first time she'll last forever
38:28i need it i need to get some air
38:36oh
38:37no
38:37no
38:37no
38:37Go away!
38:40Go away!
38:41Go away!
38:43Go away!
39:00What the hell?
39:05OK?
39:08Get off!
39:09Janet, are you okay?
39:11I'm stuck! Mum!
39:16What's happening?
39:19I'm stuck! I can't get out!
39:22Just undo this...
39:24The zip! The zip's stuck!
39:25It's stuck! The zip's stuck!
39:27Mum, it's stuck!
39:28Just get it!
39:31No, no, it's not!
39:33Just revere!
39:34Oh, no!
39:35I'm ripping it!
39:37Rip it!
39:39Oh, dear.
39:43Oh, dear.
39:47Oh, dear.
39:51I'm a terrible person.
39:53You're not a terrible person.
39:57Well, you're a little bit terrible.
39:59Everyone's a little bit terrible.
40:01Issy hates me?
40:03Yes.
40:04She also loves you, which is why we're in this mess.
40:08You just love her too much.
40:11That's all.
40:13It's the curse of being a mum.
40:18I'm gonna die alone.
40:20Trapped in a dress I can't take off.
40:24Well, snug dresses never really suited you, dear.
40:28Is it desire?
40:29Is it desire?
40:30What?
40:30I need to talk to you.
40:31About what?
40:35Issy!
40:36Issy!
40:37Oh, Jesus Christ.
40:38This is gonna be a fucking shit show.
40:41This is the best wedding I have ever been to.
40:47What if I've lost her for good?
40:48She'll be back.
40:51You'll leave and you'll come back one way or another.
40:57I'm not ready to let her go.
40:59No one ever is.
41:02I miss her.
41:05It changes.
41:07That's all.
41:09You won't lose her completely.
41:13Well, she's making a terrible mistake.
41:15Well, I thought you were making all the terrible mistakes going, but it all turned out okay.
41:22And even if things do go wrong, you will be there to help her fix it.
41:29You can't fix having a baby.
41:31She'll love it.
41:32Just like you love her and I love you.
41:35And if she doesn't, I'm sure one of those rich American couples will probably take it.
41:45However hard things get, there is always some happiness.
41:51Love you, Mum.
41:53Love you, too.
41:59Why are you here?
42:00Because you want me to stop the wedding.
42:02No, no, I don't.
42:03Yes, you do.
42:04Why else would you text me saying that you're getting married this weekend?
42:09That was a mistake.
42:10You love me.
42:11And I love you.
42:12I don't.
42:12Yes, you do.
42:13No, I don't.
42:14You do.
42:15Look, you love me and I know you don't want to, but you do love me.
42:19Yanis, I don't.
42:25Well, that is a problem because I love you and we're having a baby.
42:30I love you without any.
42:52I love you without any.
42:53No.
42:55Too cold.
42:57Shut up.
43:03It's, it's really, really irritating having everyone think I'm this other woman and we haven't even fucked.
43:09I'm sorry about this.
43:15Hey, you know your problem, don't you?
43:19No.
43:22You're madly in love with your wife.
43:51It's okay.
43:52What was that?
43:53Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum!
43:56Mum! I don't remember what's happened.
43:58We let a candle in. There's a fire.
44:00OK. OK. OK. OK.
44:07Get Mum. You take her outside and you call the fire brigade.
44:09OK. OK.
44:14FIRE! FIRE!
44:16FIRE!
44:22FIRE!
44:23FIRE!
44:23Who's here Izzy?
44:25Izzy!
44:27Come on, down the steps, down the steps!
44:29Come on, come on!
44:31Izzy!
44:35Izzy, you in there?
44:41Open the door!
44:48Is it Izzy? Is it Izzy? Is it Izzy? Is it Izzy? Is it Izzy? Is it Izzy with you?
45:05Is Izzy with you? Yes everyone stay
45:13Mum! Oh I'm sorry, I am so sorry
45:21Listen, I should have trusted you
45:23Mum, I need to tell you something
45:25I adore you
45:36Where's Steve?
45:40Oh my God, Mum
45:42Did you lock your bedroom door?
45:44No, why?
45:46I'll get him
45:47What?
45:47I know where he is
45:48No, Alice
45:49I'm going to get him
45:50You stay with the kids
45:51Mum!
45:52Oh my God
45:53Douglas
45:53Lord help me, Jesus
45:59I've wasted it
46:02So help me, Jesus
46:05Oh my God
46:15Staying!
46:17Oh, fuck, shit.
46:19Alice, no, no, no, Alice.
46:21Stop.
46:21No.
46:22Stop, Alice.
46:24Stop.
46:25No, no, no, Alice.
46:26Think about what you're about to do.
46:28There's a fire.
46:29What?
46:29We have to get out.
46:31What?
46:32There's a fire.
46:34Oh, shit.
46:45Oh, fuck.
47:01It's too far down.
47:02We won't make that.
47:04Okay.
47:04Maybe the fire brigade will get here on time.
47:07Oh, no, we've got it out!
47:12Oh.
47:16Oh.
47:16Oh, fuck!
47:18Maybe I'll send a helicopter.
47:19I don't think there's a thing.
47:20Yeah, you're right.
47:21We're fucked.
47:24Help!
47:25Help!
47:26Help!
47:26I'm here!
47:27I'm so sorry!
47:29I'm here!
47:30Can't see us.
47:33Where the fuck are they?
47:35Um, I'm going to go back in.
47:37Yeah.
47:38Wait, we'll come with you.
47:39No, no, you can't.
47:39The baby, the place is full of smoke.
47:44Did you start the fire?
47:45No!
47:46Ah!
47:50Alice!
47:54Oh, fuck!
48:03Oh, fuck!
48:07Oh, God.
48:08We're going to die.
48:17I don't know how I let this get so crazy
48:23What happened to us?
48:26I think I went mad
48:30I think I just
48:32Couldn't stand
48:34Losing both of you at the same time
48:41I really do love Izzy
48:43But maybe I have no business being married
48:48Half of me just thought you would stop it
48:51Yeah, half of me thought I would too
48:55This is getting quite hot, isn't it?
48:56Ow
48:59I don't want to burn to death
49:00I always thought I would die of an accidental drug overdose
49:04In some nightclub and my heart would explode
49:07I always thought I'd die slowly
49:10Over like full blown dementia
49:13Like clutching my own shit
49:15Yeah
49:17Maybe burning to death isn't such a bad option
49:19Probably hurts though
49:22I'm not good with pain
49:23I'm not good with pain
49:28Maybe we could jump
49:31Jump?
49:32Are you serious?
49:33We're 50 feet in the ear, Alice
49:36Over to there
49:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
49:38Maybe we could reach it
49:41No, it's too far away
49:42I don't know
49:43I mean, what other option do we have?
49:45Do you believe in God?
49:46No
49:46Me neither
49:48Maybe we should say that we do
49:50Yes, yes
49:52It seems like a really good time to be open to the idea anyway
49:55God, if you're real and if you're watching
49:58Can you do something, please?
50:00I promise to believe in you
50:01From now on
50:02And I'll think before I act
50:04And I'll try to remember
50:06It's not all about me
50:07Yes, God
50:08And I promise never to kiss anyone under 40
50:12Under 35, let's say
50:14Ever again
50:16Thank you, God
50:17Thank you, God
50:19Okay, okay, okay
50:21I think it's now or never
50:23Yeah, we can do this
50:24Yeah, we can do this
50:25We can do this
50:40Ready?
50:41Yep
50:42Yeah
50:48Alice
50:53I love you
50:56Love you too
51:08Okay, on three
51:12One
51:13Two
51:14Three
51:16I can't say they love
51:19Nobody but you
51:21For all my life
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