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Grantchester Season 11 Episode 2
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00:26We start the day with morning prayer.
00:28Go through correspondence.
00:31Try to keep on top of the admin.
00:34Then it's meeting people for weddings, christenings, funerals.
00:38Ah, the whole arc of life.
00:40Exactly.
00:42Visits to the school, care home, halfway house.
00:46Then bookend the day with evening prayer.
00:50And how much time is set aside for these police cases?
00:55Well, it's not an official part of the job.
00:58I'm just teasing.
01:00Though I've never seen a pundit make murder his business.
01:04A pundit?
01:05A priest.
01:07Right, of course.
01:19Hey!
01:20Sorry!
01:22Sorry!
01:23Sorry!
01:23Sorry!
01:26Hey!
01:27Stop!
01:29Hey!
01:32Stop!
01:33I didn't do anything!
01:34Then why are you running?
01:35I'm sorry.
01:35I'm sorry.
01:36Okay.
01:37Okay.
01:37I'm not gonna hurt you.
01:38So you can stop apologizing and start explaining.
01:41It's a dare.
01:42It's a dare.
01:43An initiation, really.
01:44Procure a Bible from a church.
01:46Steal a Bible?
01:47Ridiculous.
01:48I know.
01:49College hijinks.
01:56Is this really the way you want to spend your time at university?
01:58I'm not like this.
02:01Never so much a stolen apple in my life.
02:04All the work to get in here and...
02:07Well, I didn't realize college would be like this.
02:11You're a freshman?
02:22Life rarely turns out the way we expect.
02:27Just...
02:28be yourself.
02:29Fear being myself is a hindrance.
02:32But thanks.
02:35I'd best be...
02:36This initiation, this club, it...
02:39It means a lot to you?
02:42What's your name?
02:44Norris.
02:45Norris Featherstone.
02:50Take this.
02:52Norris Featherstone.
02:56Alpheus.
03:00I promise to return it.
03:02Oh, I'll be waiting.
03:10So, this is normal student behavior?
03:13Well, he's trying to impress his friends, prove himself.
03:17It's...
03:17It's natural.
03:18My goodness.
03:19Were you like that?
03:21I had my moments, yeah.
03:23And why do you think I got this car?
03:24It doesn't even have a roof.
03:26That's what I said.
03:27Very impractical.
03:28And guzzles petrol.
03:30And it's far too fast.
03:32Please tell me you're not bringing another murder case to his door.
03:34No, I brought chips.
03:35Oh.
03:39Thought I'd see if you were at a loose end, but...
03:42Another time, perhaps.
03:44No, no.
03:45There's a bus in a minute, if I want to catch a good train.
03:48I'd best be going.
03:49You're sure?
03:51I've had a wonderful time.
03:53I'll get your things.
03:56So he's given you the grand tour?
03:58It's very beautiful.
04:01He's loving having you here.
04:02He is.
04:03Yes.
04:05You okay?
04:08We live such different lives.
04:11Well, just give it time.
04:14Here we go.
04:18Come here.
04:23Bye.
04:25Bye, Mira.
04:30That's a lot for her to take in.
04:31No kidding.
04:33I don't think she had Christian Vicar on her bingo card.
04:36No.
04:38But lots of families have different beliefs.
04:41I believe jam goes on the scone first.
04:44Cathy believes it's cream.
04:45It's a wonder we've lasted.
04:49A bit more time.
04:51And the more she visits, the more common ground we'll find.
04:56Just, you know, tread carefully.
04:59Mmm, of course.
05:04How bad do you think it is?
05:06The worst I've ever seen.
05:08The worst?
05:09Frankly, I'm doubtful there's a way back from this.
05:12We're past the point of no return.
05:13At best, we're on the cusp.
05:15The cusp of the point of no return.
05:17This could mark the end of us here.
05:20Because there's mould in the spare room.
05:28What's really up?
05:30Apart from the mould.
05:32Nothing. Why?
05:34Yesterday you fixed the garden gate.
05:36Then you changed Mrs Bennet's tyres.
05:38Today you've been exploring the spare room.
05:41And I haven't done the dishes in a week.
05:44God forbid I try to be helpful.
05:49The halfway house is empty till next month.
05:53You've had fellow periods before.
05:56You don't usually get this, um...
05:58Industrious.
05:59Bothersome.
06:00If we had a hundred guests, you'd still be like this.
06:03What is it?
06:06I'm missing the church.
06:10We've finally found peace and you just want to touch the iron.
06:15I thought you'd moved on from this.
06:17I can't.
06:18I had purpose there.
06:20You have purpose now.
06:21A spiritual purpose.
06:24Helping fallen men is wonderful, but it's lacking in the divine.
06:30And I need that.
06:31If only for a few hours a week.
06:34It's part of who I am.
06:38If I took away your camera, would you stop looking for beauty?
06:44OK.
06:47You need to talk to Alfie.
06:59Yesterday's witness reports for you, I'm afraid.
07:02Really?
07:10Christ on a bike.
07:14Look at him!
07:14He's got gil we've written all over his face.
07:16This is totally unnecessary.
07:18We're completely innocent.
07:19It's these boorish warts from Oxford.
07:21Shoo the tads!
07:22Shoo the ruddy tads!
07:23Goddamn bloody Oxford!
07:25Goddamn Oxos!
07:26Shatter the lot of you!
07:27Quiet!
07:28Take their names.
07:30I wasn't there.
07:31I saw him do it.
07:32Oh.
07:32Goddamn Oxos!
07:32This is ridiculous.
07:33What's all this nonsense?
07:34Oxford lot are in town.
07:36Brawling down the Pickerel with some of ours.
07:38Barmaid got pushed in the river.
07:40Didn't they do this back in March with a bloody boat race?
07:42It's not the rowers.
07:44Rugby then.
07:45As far as I can tell.
07:46Quiz teams.
07:48Quiz teams.
07:49Oi Tring!
07:50Who said police efficiency...
07:51Simon, let's not make this work.
07:53Shush Norris!
07:55Who said police efficiency is not measured on the number of arrests,
07:58but on the lack of crime?
07:59Henry Fielding.
08:00Too easy.
08:01It was Robert Peel, you dullard.
08:04If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow off your hat.
08:06You dullard!
08:07Come on then!
08:08Come on then!
08:09Come back here!
08:12Bobbies!
08:13Bobbies!
08:14Bobbies!
08:15Bobbies!
08:16Bobbies!
08:17Bobbies!
08:18Bobbies!
08:19Bobbies!
08:19Ah!
08:23Bloody students.
08:24Are you looking to get charged with theft and all?
08:26Shove them in the cells to sleep it off.
08:28What about the rest of them?
08:29You want me to give them the bullets a wonderful life, boss?
08:31Stand over there!
08:32Make them wish they'd never been born.
08:35Ah, knock yourself out, Larry.
08:37It was him!
08:39That plum!
08:42I can assure you this whole escapade is incredibly out of character.
08:48Simon has a spotless record at Jesus College.
08:52He's a brilliant, thoughtful, conscientious student.
08:56So conscientious he gave that barmaid a free bath in the can.
09:00I've every right to charge him, Professor Adams.
09:04If anyone is to blame, it's me.
09:07I invited the Oxford team here.
09:10You invited them for a quiz?
09:12University challenge.
09:13You must have heard of it.
09:14The one with the impossible questions?
09:16That's it.
09:18Bamba Gascoigne.
09:19Start of a ten.
09:21An aspirational statement on English education.
09:25I'm overseeing the Jesus College entry.
09:29I heard our sister college was doing the same
09:31and saw a way to sharpen our minds on the whetstone of competition.
09:36Sharpen your minds?
09:37More like bloody and knuckles.
09:41Inspector, please, strike this up to the folly of youth,
09:46and I will be disciplining Simon and all of those involved.
09:51I do not want to see that lad again.
09:53Unless it's on the telly.
09:59You won't regret it, Inspector.
10:07Alfie, there's something I'd like to talk to you about.
10:10The thing of it is...
10:13I've had time on my hands lately,
10:15with the halfway host being empty.
10:18Oh, that is perfect, Leonard, because I've had none.
10:25My mother's visiting again today,
10:27and I realise I need to start cooking with her in mind.
10:32I need ingredients.
10:34Oh.
10:35And not from the village grocers.
10:37I could pop into town for you.
10:42Try the Koh-i-Noor.
10:43I'll write you a list, and Leonard, I'll owe you one.
10:59I'm at a loss, Larry.
11:00Didn't we just tell these eggheads to stay out of town?
11:00I'm at a loss, Larry.
11:16Didn't we just tell these eggheads to stay out of town?
11:18We did.
11:20We did.
11:21Bloody students.
11:31Christ.
11:34Norris Featherstone.
11:36Better found him this morning just after 11.
11:41Was he at this station last night?
11:46I thought he might have been suicide until I saw that.
11:52And there's this.
12:12I gave this to him.
12:15He was involved in some initiation.
12:17Had to steal a Bible.
12:20Did he say what the initiation was for?
12:22No.
12:25Student club, I imagine.
12:31So someone came in, tied his hands, and strangled him with this belt?
12:35Well, we'll see what the coroner says, but it looks likely.
12:39These are college colors?
12:41Hmm?
12:42But this is Jesus College, so it should be red and black.
12:45There's no sign of forced entry, so someone Norris knew, or who had access.
12:55And these marks here might mean they tried to hang him from the door.
13:02They?
13:02Do you think more than one person?
13:04Well, it would take two to lift.
13:07What state of it?
13:08Maybe one person tried.
13:10Door gives out.
13:12They finish the job on the floor.
13:15He's working to his family?
13:16His father's in a home.
13:17I don't think he understood.
13:20Mom's long past.
13:21He was all alone.
13:26He was keeping some kind of journal by the look of it.
13:34His inkblotter.
13:37Could be from the last thing he wrote.
13:43Barbara's tea rooms?
13:45That doesn't give us much.
13:48No, but we should check if it matches anything in his journal.
13:52You knock yourself out.
13:55You don't think the last thing he wrote could be a clue?
13:57Yeah, I think what was in his pocket was a bigger clue.
14:03Stimidrin.
14:04But more commonly known as Purple Hearts.
14:08Yeah, a mix of amphetamine and barbiturates.
14:11That... that doesn't sound like the Norris I met.
14:15Because you knew him so well.
14:20That's an awful.
14:22Awful situation.
14:25But you're wrong if you think a fellow student did this.
14:28Why's that?
14:29Well, if there's one thing I've sought to instill into this team, it's an ethos of camaraderie and cooperation.
14:37Then who else could have got in?
14:38Must I do your job for you?
14:40The porters, the bedders, an unruly guest?
14:44So anyone but one of your students?
14:46They are the best of the best.
14:49What was Norris like?
14:51Hmm?
14:52A keen mind.
14:55Impressive recall.
14:57He could have taken us to the final.
14:59Did he have many friends?
15:02Hmm?
15:04I'd like to understand how he fit in here.
15:06He was quiet.
15:07I encouraged him along with all the other candidates to socialise.
15:13Build a spirit of unity.
15:19You know what these are?
15:27I'd hazard a, um, obituate of some kind.
15:30Ten points, Professor.
15:33Any reason why Norris would have them?
15:35Anxiety issues, perhaps?
15:38I'm gonna need a list of all your quiz candidates.
15:42There is something I should mention.
15:44Last night after the, uh, debacle at the police station,
15:49I checked that all our Oxford guests were back and in their rooms.
15:53One of them was missing.
15:55I found the fellow wandering the courts.
15:58This was at about 1am.
16:00And you didn't think to mention this earlier?
16:03I hoped you had another line of enquiry.
16:05Who was it?
16:07Russell Tring.
16:08When did you meet Norris?
16:10Yesterday, for the pub quiz.
16:12Did you speak with him?
16:14I said hello.
16:15There's no harm in that, is there?
16:17There was a fight.
16:19Your Tabs has started it.
16:21Tabs? Um, what does that mean?
16:23Shoe the Tabs.
16:24That's what his Oxford lots say every time they kick off.
16:27Tabs is Latin.
16:30Cantabridian. Cantabs.
16:31To shoo them is to give a good beating.
16:33Mm. Like poor Norris.
16:37Last night, Professor Adams found you wandering the grounds.
16:40Hunting for a victim.
16:41No.
16:43I needed some air.
16:44Or trouble sleeping.
16:46Nothing to do with...
16:50What are they?
16:51Don't play silly buggers.
16:52Oh, no idea.
16:55It must be a thrill.
16:57To represent a college on University Challenge.
17:00I guess so.
17:03You wear the college colours?
17:08Have a scarf with you?
17:10Someone stole it.
17:12Yeah.
17:14Look a bit like this.
17:15Did it?
17:17They make hundreds of them.
17:18Mm-hmm.
17:19How many have the initials RT on them?
17:21Russell Tring?
17:22Where did you get that?
17:24Oh, you don't remember?
17:25When you used it to tie Norris' hands behind his back
17:28before choking him to death.
17:29Oh, Christ. No, no, no.
17:31I didn't do it.
17:32Russell.
17:32No, I lost that when I came here last night.
17:34Someone took it.
17:34You've got motive.
17:35You've got means.
17:36And you've got no alibi.
17:37Why would I kill someone for a quiz?
17:39I don't even know him.
17:5528th Fem.
17:57If old self broken, cast him out.
18:00Time to reject loneliness and renew myself.
18:04Aimed for Clark Gable.
18:08Landed on Tolkien at his most hobbity.
18:15I imagine Martha's grin.
18:17The dirty laugh.
18:21I miss it.
18:24Naive to assume I'd fit in.
18:27Couldn't be the man father wanted.
18:29Why would here be any different?
18:32Martha was right all along.
18:35Yeah.
18:36Cause of death, asphyxiation.
18:39Alcohol in his system, but not to excess.
18:42And none of this Stimodron.
18:47Double fisherman's not very hard to tie behind your own back.
18:50Just someone else restrained him.
18:55No.
19:02No.
19:05No.
19:06No.
19:06No.
19:07No.
19:10No.
19:12No.
19:15No.
19:16No.
19:16It was strangulation that killed him.
19:18And Russell was around for that.
19:23No.
19:32No.
19:34No.
19:34No.
19:34No.
19:36No.
19:50No.
20:02No.
20:07No.
20:10No.
20:11No.
20:13No.
20:14No.
20:16No.
20:17No.
20:31No.
20:34No.
20:38No.
20:38No.
20:38No.
20:42No.
20:44No.
20:49No.
20:54No.
21:09No.
21:12No.
21:16No.
21:19No.
21:20He offered them to all of us.
21:23I saw him talking to one of the Oxford lads.
21:26Probably pushing on them, too.
21:30I need Russell Tring out of his cell for questioning.
21:33A Professor Adams is in with him.
21:35Said it was his responsibility to check on Russell's welfare.
21:38He's in with him now?
21:45Pidgey!
21:46You killed him!
21:47You killed him, you bastard!
22:01Pidgey!
22:03We've no alibi for Norris's murder.
22:05Now you're attacking people.
22:07This is not looking good, Russell.
22:09Attacking Adams here, of all places, is...
22:12It's not a rational action.
22:16You're clearly upset.
22:19Talk to us.
22:21We can help.
22:28I did know Norris.
22:31We went to the same school.
22:34We were...
22:36...friends.
22:40It was more than that, wasn't it?
22:45I'm investigating a murder.
22:49Not anyone's romantic interests.
22:55It was more.
22:58But my parents sensed it.
23:02Forbade us from seeing each other.
23:04It's a separate university, that was that.
23:08They started writing to me.
23:11You're Martha?
23:13From whose journal?
23:15Martha?
23:16It's from my surname, Tring.
23:18Tring's where George Washington's family came from, so, you know.
23:22Martha Washington.
23:23You didn't fancy just Ross.
23:26Norris was keeping my name out of his writing, so no one would know.
23:30That's when he came up with his mad idea.
23:32Let's both get onto university challenge.
23:35Be a legitimate way of seeing each other again.
23:37There must have been easier ways.
23:39I wish.
23:41It's bloody hard.
23:42But you made it.
23:44You met up.
23:45And Norris wouldn't talk to me.
23:48You know, all this way, all this effort.
23:49He was avoiding me. He wouldn't say a word.
23:52Why do you think that was?
23:54Did he offer you the Purple Hearts?
23:56No. No, that's not his thing.
23:59Russell, what were you doing out of your room,
24:01when Professor Adams spotted you?
24:03I thought Norris might talk to me in private.
24:07But he didn't answer, because he was dead on the other side of that door,
24:10because of Adams.
24:11Look, Norris wrote to me.
24:13He said that Adams had wined and dined them at this chop house,
24:17till they got thrown out.
24:18And he held it over them.
24:20He said, meet my standards or face expulsion.
24:24Adams was trying to silence Norris.
24:26You have these letters?
24:28No, I...
24:30I burned them.
24:31I was worried I'd get found out.
24:35Then it's your word against Professor Adams.
24:51I believe him.
24:52Hmm?
24:53He's spinning a sob story.
24:55It's a lover's tiff that got out of hand.
24:57Okay, what about the words on the inkblotter?
24:59They don't match anything in his journal.
25:02What if the murderer stole the last thing he wrote?
25:04It's an easy win, Alfie.
25:07Go home.
25:08Your mom's up today, isn't she?
25:10Yeah.
25:12Yeah, she'll be on the train now.
25:14Orchard tea rooms, I thought.
25:16And a quiet supper at mine.
25:18That sounds lovely.
25:27This is everything.
25:29They were so friendly.
25:30Never been called dolls so much in my life.
25:34Leonard, you are a lifesaver.
25:37I owe you for this.
25:38Thanks.
25:39Well, I did wonder if you could speak to the bishop for me.
25:44Hmm. What would I be asking?
25:46If I could come back in some form or other.
25:51A lay preacher, perhaps.
25:54I want to feel like I'm doing God's work in the community.
25:59Of course.
26:03You know it's a long shot.
26:05But I'm seeing the bishop in a few weeks.
26:08I'll talk to him then.
26:10That would be marvellous.
26:22I thought we could go through my old photographs later.
26:25Maybe you could bring some of yours next time or I can come to you.
26:28Yes, you must.
26:30You don't need to be spoiling me like this.
26:33I'd be happy with tea at your house.
26:35Oh, it's a grunge. It's the tradition.
26:37Tea amongst the trees.
26:38Oh, I have to take you to the Fitzwilliam.
26:40And there is a fantastic library.
26:42I'm here to see you.
26:45Alfie.
26:47Oh, Meg.
26:50Fancy meeting you here.
26:52Oh.
26:53Oh, sorry.
26:59Oh, Meg, this is Mira.
27:03My mother.
27:05Mira, this is Meg.
27:06Hello.
27:07Oh, wow.
27:08It's very nice to meet you.
27:10How do you two know each other?
27:13He kept visiting my library.
27:15It has all the best books.
27:17It's hardly the Wren or the Peeps.
27:20Dad says you've been well.
27:23Fast about me.
27:24I overheard him mention the loony with the Triumph Herald.
27:29Your father?
27:31Her father is the bishop, my boss.
27:35I shouldn't interrupt, but I had to say hello.
27:39Let's catch up again.
27:41I'd love that.
27:46Is she your girlfriend?
27:49My girlfriend?
27:51No, no, no.
27:52We're just friends.
27:53Aren't you breaking a vow?
27:56I'm not Catholics.
27:58But people are looking.
28:03Nobody's looking.
28:04We'll get thrown out.
28:05Let's go.
28:10Thrown out?
28:13Thrown out.
28:14The staff would remember that.
28:25Alfie, Mira, everything all right?
28:29Can I use your telephone?
28:30I've, er...
28:31Well, I've got a hunch.
28:35Sure.
28:44Have a seat, Mrs. Cotterham.
28:46Uh, Corley.
28:47My name is Miss Corley.
28:54It's hard to tell whether he's more copper or vicar sometimes.
28:57It's quite a puzzle.
29:01He's happy, isn't he?
29:04Yes.
29:05Especially now he's found you.
29:08But he was happy before.
29:12I think so.
29:14I worry.
29:19I'm going to break his heart.
29:22No, you'll never.
29:28Alfie's in this for the long haul.
29:31If you're not, please don't mess him about.
29:36Jordy.
29:44Russell said the quiz team got thrown out of the chop house.
29:47Well, I just rang them.
29:49There was a regular student meetup which got quite lively.
29:53Staff insulted, property damaged.
29:55Like the quiz at the Pickerel?
29:56The ringleader was called Simon.
29:59Simon who was in our cells when Norris died.
30:01Sure.
30:02But if Professor Adams was pushing these students, arranging these events...
30:06You've got the Oxford lad for it.
30:07Jordy.
30:08Russell said Professor Adams was trying to silence Norris.
30:11We have to follow this up.
30:20I've got to go, but I'll see you at the Vicarage for dinner.
30:28You used the incidents at the chop house to put pressure on your students.
30:32I ensured the stakes were high.
30:35Did Norris challenge your methods? Threaten to expose you?
30:38No.
30:39My methods were sound.
30:41I tried to help Norris.
30:42He refused.
30:44He refused the Purple Hearts.
30:46Fine.
30:46Yes.
30:48I suggested Stimitrin.
30:50It isn't dangerous.
30:51Norris would have benefited.
30:54Sharpens the edges, lets them work for longer.
30:56Sounds a lot like cheating to me.
30:58They study harder than anyone.
31:00And for that, I reward them commensurably.
31:03And if the price of these excesses is a restaurant's cleaning bill,
31:09well, so be it.
31:11These boys are the peak of human achievement.
31:14No, they're not artists or inventors.
31:17They're human textbooks.
31:18They're thoroughbreds who will run the commerce and government of this country,
31:22not chase petty thieves or preach fairy tales to the elderly.
31:27There it is. The old town-and-gown prejudice.
31:29On the point of intellectualism, it's simply a fact, Inspector.
31:36Really?
31:37Your lads wouldn't last five minutes against Alfie here.
31:41Well, if you can cobble a team together, we'll happily take you on.
31:46But until then, we have nothing further to discuss.
31:57He's hiding something.
31:59We have nothing on him.
32:01Then we keep digging.
32:04Alfie?
32:06Stop.
32:06You keep pushing and pushing and rooting for these two lads
32:11because something's chimed with you.
32:14But people turn on each other over nothing.
32:18You have pointless, stupid deaths.
32:22When did you become so jaded?
32:24When did you become so naive?
32:29Why did you bring your mother into the station?
32:32To show her my world?
32:34It was weird.
32:37You shouldn't...
32:38What?
32:40Just lower your expectations.
32:41I'm alright for advice, thanks.
32:51That smells delicious.
32:53We've brought a trifle.
32:58Dinner's just me and Mira.
33:00Oh.
33:02I thought we were all part of the...
33:04Oh dear.
33:05...weekly routine.
33:08Mrs. C and Jack are coming too.
33:12Hmm.
33:23Mrs. Scott.
33:24We had any reports of break-ins or thefts from chemists recently?
33:28I'll look into it.
33:46Uh...
33:47Maybe...
33:48...we should...
33:49...just start?
33:50Jack?
33:56I'll just... I'll just check on the, um...
34:02She could still make it.
34:04I won't, if we wait any longer.
34:06After all that trouble.
34:18She's not coming, is she?
34:22My first husband, Ronnie, disappeared during the war.
34:26For ten years, I thought he was dead.
34:28Then out of the blue, he came back.
34:32What happened?
34:33I hoped for the best and got the worst.
34:36I've come to think it's better to do the opposite of that.
34:43It's...
34:45It's not like that, Mrs C. It's not a trick.
34:48Or a trap.
34:50If something came up she couldn't call, that's it.
34:54Everything's fine.
35:05I heard about her last night.
35:06I'm sorry, Alfie.
35:11Did she leave a message?
35:17I don't know what I did wrong.
35:20It wasn't you.
35:22She did not like the tea rooms.
35:26Saw Meg there.
35:29You don't like her either.
35:31There won't be that.
35:35I mean, I have done okay, haven't I?
35:40Maybe it's not about you doing well.
35:44Maybe it's about being in different worlds.
35:49I'm sorry I got shorty yesterday.
35:51Don't be.
35:52You all right?
35:56It's easy to get a thick skin in this job.
35:59Listen to your vicar.
36:00That'll be on my gravestone.
36:04Our last words.
36:09We never looked into Norris's last words.
36:13Not asked the right person.
36:16Does this mean anything to you?
36:20Barbara's tea rooms?
36:27Finest in Southport.
36:30At least according to the sign.
36:33Norris and I went for a day trip there.
36:35We walked the promenade.
36:38Bought candy floss.
36:42By the time we got to Barbara's,
36:43all we could have bought was a glass of it.
36:45Sorry.
36:46Silly.
36:47No.
36:48Not at all.
36:50Go on.
36:51Please.
36:54This waitress came over.
36:56And she brought these cups of tea and cakes.
37:00And jams.
37:01And we panicked.
37:03If we hadn't ordered it,
37:04we would be in such trouble, you know.
37:07She pointed out this very well-to-do looking lady
37:10at another table.
37:11He said we reminded her of her son and his friend.
37:17She paid for the lot.
37:21We ate like kings.
37:23And then we ran back to the station.
37:27I had to get the early train back.
37:31That was the last time we were properly together.
37:35And no one else knew about this.
37:38And that was Saul.
37:43If Adams did it,
37:45he'd seen the last thing Norris wrote.
37:47And that phrase,
37:48Barbara's tea rooms.
37:50Maybe it implicated him and he took it.
37:54We can't prove it.
37:56I've found you a thief.
37:57The chemist on Hills Road had a break-in last week.
38:01Student type in a tweed jacket.
38:03They took all their Stimidrin.
38:09Snap.
38:11Same bottle we found on Norris.
38:13He was stealing them.
38:14Or he was being forced to steal them.
38:16Like your Bible.
38:18That's more than a prank.
38:19That's...
38:20That's risking arrest.
38:21Maybe they had something over him.
38:23Maybe they knew his inclinations.
38:26Adams?
38:29Still not proof.
38:30Well, we need to make him confess.
38:32Hmm?
38:33How?
38:33The play's the thing.
38:36The play?
38:38Hamlet.
38:38Yes.
38:45Professor Adams.
38:48I accept your challenge.
38:51And my what?
38:52My team versus yours.
38:54Not serious.
38:56What if you don't think you can win?
38:58I will win.
38:59Love it.
39:00It's on.
39:05You know what to do?
39:07Stuff.
39:11Ah, Professor.
39:12Here we are.
39:13Just a vicar with a theological diploma.
39:17Two grammar school educations and...
39:21School of Hard Knocks.
39:22Yeah.
39:22Distinction.
39:23You can't have a mixed sex team.
39:25That's absurd.
39:27Why not?
39:27It's a friendly game.
39:29I'm sorry, but she's a distraction.
39:32And for who?
39:34Yourself?
39:37Too late.
39:37I'm already spoken for.
39:39I didn't mean...
39:41Fine.
39:42But if you intend to make a mockery of this competition,
39:45I'll see you all thrown out.
39:47Absolutely.
39:49In April 1912, Harriet Quimby became the first woman to fly solo over which body of water?
39:55The English Channel.
39:56Correct.
39:57After oxygen and hydrogen, what is the most abundant element in the hydrosphere?
40:02Chlorine.
40:03Correct.
40:04What?
40:05Which Protestant ruler was deposed by the Catholic Mary first and sentenced to death in 15...
40:10Lady Jane Grey.
40:12Correct.
40:13Bloody hell.
40:14Moving on to the next round.
40:16London, Moscow and Helsinki.
40:19Woodrow Wilson.
40:21The Northwest Passage.
40:23The Battle of Thermopylae.
40:25Correct.
40:26The powdered ash of burned kelp and other seaweed is a source of which element in the halogen group used
40:30in photography?
40:33Iodine?
40:34Correct.
40:36Yes.
40:37Thank you, Daniel.
40:38The Rod of Asclepius is the symbol of which branch of science?
40:42Is it medicine?
40:43Correct.
40:44Which character sings a wandering minstrel eye in...
40:47That's Manky Bo.
40:50Correct.
40:51The Battle of Bosworth Field was the last significant battle of which civil conflict?
40:56The Wars of the Roses.
40:57Correct.
40:59Your starter for 10.
41:00Lincoln Cathedral.
41:02Sigmund Freud.
41:03Mercury.
41:04What is the name of the tea rooms widely regarded as the best in Southport?
41:09Barbara's Tea Rooms.
41:11Correct.
41:47Nothing.
41:50George.
41:51Mm-hmm.
41:52George.
41:56George.
41:56Mm-hmm.
41:59Norris' final letter.
42:03Trophy hidden in a trophy.
42:07So, Barbara's Tea Rooms.
42:09I heard the name somewhere.
42:11It doesn't mean anything.
42:13It meant a lot to Norris.
42:15He wrote about it the night he died.
42:18I was in your cells when he died.
42:21I had nothing to do with that.
42:24You're right.
42:28Norris' last letter...
42:30was a suicide note.
42:34See?
42:35So no one was murdered.
42:37I've done nothing wrong.
42:38Then why did you hide it?
42:39This is ridiculous.
42:40I kicked you out of here at 9am.
42:43The better found Norris at 11.
42:46You had time to get in his room.
42:48To find him.
42:50But you didn't report it.
42:52Because it's lies.
42:54Norris lied.
42:55He couldn't hack it.
42:56And he blamed me.
42:57He says you tormented him.
43:00That Adams pitted you against each other.
43:02With carte blanche to dish out beatings and humiliation.
43:05And you...
43:07You took that to the extreme.
43:08No.
43:09I tried to make something of him.
43:10You punched and demeaned him.
43:13You put out cigarettes on his arm.
43:15And when you learned of his inclinations,
43:17you forced him to steal more purple hearts
43:19after Adams turned you on to them.
43:21And then you accused Norris of being the dealer.
43:23You didn't have to kill him because you made him want to do it himself.
43:27And you hid the letter because you were so scared of us all
43:30finding out exactly what kind of man you are.
43:33I think you hated Norris because he didn't have to cram and take pills.
43:39He was better than you.
43:40And he didn't even care about University Challenge.
43:43He just...
43:48He just wanted to see his friend again.
43:51You can't hold me accountable for his failings.
43:54If he took his life...
43:57That's on him.
43:58You can't arrest me.
44:00You've got all the answers.
44:03But you don't have a bloody clue.
44:06You found Norris dead in his room and bound his hands
44:09to make it look like murder by Oxford.
44:12You hid the letter, which you could have burned.
44:15But were too cocky to let go of.
44:17And then...
44:19You lied to us.
44:23You're facing life imprisonment but perverting the course of justice.
44:38Five minutes, Larry.
44:40Larry, I...
44:43Chief Inspector.
44:45Geordie, may I?
44:47Of course.
44:51I'm going to guess Jesus College has made a complaint.
44:54No.
44:55Thanks for the tip off.
44:56Anything I should be worried about?
44:58We just ruffled a few feathers.
45:01Anything I should be worried about, sir?
45:04There's a position about to become vacant.
45:07Mine.
45:09You're retiring?
45:10Well, the golf course fondly beckons.
45:13I'm happy to be out of it,
45:14but I'd like to know that I'm leaving the station in safe hands,
45:17and I wondered if you would be interested in applying
45:20when the time comes.
45:22Bloody hell.
45:24Figured I'd be doing this till they cart me out in a box.
45:26Obviously, it's a step away from the front line.
45:29It's more operational.
45:30It's a lot to think about, honey.
45:34Do think about it.
45:36So?
45:48Norris would want you to have this.
45:55Dearest Martha, I'm afraid I've got myself in a terrible mess.
46:02My nature has been uncovered.
46:05It's put me in servitude to a monster.
46:09Simon Bailey.
46:11Odd how such a small and prosaic name contains my undoing.
46:16There it is.
46:17My name is Simon Bailey.
46:19He's the reason I kept my distance tonight.
46:22Russell Trent.
46:23Couldn't give him more munitions for his war on my soul.
46:27Drag you into this hell too.
46:36I took your scarf, honestly, with no idea what an absurd dandy you look in it.
46:45I don't think I've ever been so in love.
46:50I want you to know that I truly hope you find your purpose.
47:02That you make better choices than I did.
47:07But most of all, I want you to know that in a short, uneventful life,
47:14you made me happy.
47:16Remember us.
47:18I don't know where to start.
47:19With sunshine, shared cigarettes, and cakes at Barbara's Tea Rooms.
47:24The finest in Southport.
47:27I'm just sorry that this time I caught the early train.
47:30I'll be here, at the next station, waiting for you.
47:36Forever yours, Norris.
48:03Any messages?
48:06Parish councils postponed.
48:08And Mr Lowell asked to borrow a rake.
48:13Nothing from your mum.
48:15I'm sorry.
48:18I'm sorry.
48:37Hey.
48:39Alfie.
48:39Alfie.
48:40Hello again.
48:41I was hoping I'd catch you.
48:43I wondered if you'd like to go for a bite and a ketchup?
48:47Oh, Alfie, that's sweet.
48:50I mean, I'd love to, but I...
48:53You've got plans.
48:55I've got plans.
49:05Right, I...
49:06No, I guess I thought...
49:08We're friends, yeah?
49:10That's what we decided.
49:11We did.
49:12We did.
49:14I'm sorry.
49:16I can't believe you found your mum.
49:19That must be bliss.
49:20Yeah, it's great.
49:22Yeah.
49:23I'm so happy for you.
49:25I really am.
50:07I'm so happy for you.
50:09I'm so happy for you.
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