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90 Day The Last Resort Between The Sheets Season 3 Episode 4
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00:00What muscle am I really working?
00:01Well, at the top, if you squeeze your ass really hard,
00:04be careful, because you might fart.
00:06Is that a common thing that happens?
00:07Oh, yeah, man.
00:08Oh, yeah.
00:09I myself many times lifting weights.
00:16I love this show. I love to watch all these things I've never seen.
00:20Oh, God.
00:21Yeah.
00:21I don't want to watch this.
00:27I'm so sweaty.
00:32You're going to say, I can in this position.
00:35Say it now.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:42When the cameras first went off, Sarper said,
00:45OK, forget the homework, and we'll just tell them that it worked.
00:49And I was like, no, we have to.
00:51It didn't even take long.
00:56Sarper, when you were stripping, were you, like, naked?
00:58Like, in Turkey, is it full nude?
01:00I had only one room under where it stays on.
01:02He doesn't follow the instructions.
01:04Yeah, yeah.
01:05Your body goes right.
01:05Opposite.
01:06He goes left.
01:07You go left.
01:08He's like chipping.
01:09He's sideways.
01:10I think the upper body is doing kind of waltz, tango, sexy and elegant moves.
01:16Meanwhile, downstairs, there's a crazy hip-hop party is going up.
01:19Your explanation is more explicit than what I was thinking.
01:26What else do you guys do?
01:28He does this Arabic or French thing, usually Arabic thing.
01:36Yeah, it does it.
01:37Oh, God, no.
01:39He just randomly walked into the bedroom one time.
01:42He comes walking in, closed the door, grabbed me and said,
01:45I'm about to make you forget your name.
01:47Oh, say the last, daddy.
01:49Oh.
01:50He's going to kill me for sharing that.
01:57Guillermo, do you know how, like, divorce works here?
02:01And does Cara understand that that money is half yours?
02:06You see the master of the divorce.
02:09A man does that to a woman?
02:12The woman's usually coming for money.
02:14Do not be friends with this man.
02:15No, I would use that to get him to stop.
02:17He gives you the worst advice.
02:17He has the worst perspective.
02:19For Patrick to plant that seed in Guillermo's mind was so evil.
02:24It was just these two men conspiring to take a woman's money.
02:28Every time he opens his mouth, it's just, where did you come from?
02:32Who raised you?
02:39Hello.
02:40This is Cara doing Between the Sheets.
02:43Take one.
02:45Okay, you guys ready for more Between the Sheets?
02:48Yeah.
02:49Okay, deleted scenes.
02:50Uh-huh.
02:53Shake it off.
02:56All right, the first thing we're going to watch is sex therapy with Dr. Tara,
02:59and she's kicking it off with Rebecca and Ziad.
03:02Oh, my God.
03:03Oh, my God.
03:04You're kinky, yeah?
03:06I think I'm a little bit of everything.
03:07A little bit of everything, but I think that.
03:12Now, we have Zid and Rebecca.
03:16You're both dynamic, so you guys like different things
03:19and changes and sex in different places.
03:23Oh, God.
03:24I don't want to watch this.
03:26Look.
03:28Yeah.
03:29Yeah?
03:29We can.
03:30I mean, we do.
03:31Aw, he's so shy.
03:33He's a tiny man.
03:34We did that one thing once with the paints.
03:36We went to the store and got one of the big canvas tarps
03:39and put it on the ground.
03:41I was just one day when I come to America the first time.
03:44She told me she see a game in the social media.
03:48We're just sitting on the floor, and we start painting each
03:51other, having some music.
03:53We're playing a game, like, that's cool.
03:56Did you, like, have sex on the canvas?
03:59Basically, yeah.
04:01That's hot.
04:02It was, actually.
04:05Zid is a very passionate person.
04:11Like, he, and he's not shy at all.
04:15So it's weird to see that side of him.
04:18But it has nothing to do with him being shy and everything
04:21to do with the fact that his family might see it.
04:24And, like, in Tunisia, when I, the whole time that I was there,
04:27his parents have never seen him kiss me.
04:29Do you talk about sex with your own daughter?
04:31Yeah.
04:32Me and Tiffany, we'll call each other up.
04:33If we had sex really, like, really good sex the night before,
04:36we'll call each other up.
04:37Like, holy crap, that was, like, yeah.
04:40Oh, we should have kept the canvas and just hung it up.
04:42It's not hanging in your living room.
04:45Red.
04:48He's like, oh, that wasn't that eventful.
04:50But if that was exciting for you.
04:53What else do you guys do?
04:54He does this Arabic or French thing, usually Arabic thing.
04:58Oh.
04:59The sexiest freaking thing I've ever heard in my life.
05:01Yeah.
05:01Can we hear one sentence?
05:11Yeah, it does it.
05:14She's like, yep, yep.
05:16Oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:17Oh, I don't understand, but sound sexy.
05:22It almost sounds like a spell.
05:24Yeah, it's like, sex with me.
05:30Wingardium Leviosa.
05:31Well, I guess perks of having a non-native English
05:34speaker partner, right?
05:37When it was hot and heavy, she talked all the time in Spanish.
05:41Yeah, dude, it's like the best.
05:42Like, que rico.
05:43Like, in Portuguese, like, it's the best.
05:46Especially, like, you know, when you guys are, like,
05:47first dating.
05:48Yeah.
05:48And you have, like, no idea what she's saying.
05:50You're just like, damn.
05:53That's awesome.
05:54Yeah.
05:54I had to actually ask her to start
05:58dating me while having sex.
06:01She said, if you're going to ask me out,
06:03you have to do it while we're making love.
06:07That's intense.
06:09Oh, can't make any comment on that.
06:11Guess what the biggest sex organ is.
06:14And don't say your penis.
06:16The brain?
06:18The brain is the biggest sex organ.
06:20So you want to start dirty talking.
06:23Oh, God.
06:24Yeah.
06:24I don't want to watch this.
06:27I don't think I ever talk dirty to someone.
06:29Like, can I say, grab my hair.
06:32Oh, here.
06:33That's not it.
06:34What would you think about something dirty to say?
06:44She wants me to cook a sandwich for her.
06:47Are you good to make a sandwich for me or something?
06:50It feels like a sandwich, a baked sandwich inside me.
06:54You know, it's good.
06:56But you're close.
07:01Oh, that was good.
07:02But guys, what would you like to hear in bed?
07:05Guillermo, shut the up.
07:06Today I'm going to you.
07:07Oh.
07:11I don't understand why you're like that.
07:14But I think I normally am the dumb.
07:16Yeah.
07:17I never know the dumb.
07:19So I just need somebody to, like, tell me to shut the up and help me out.
07:25Yeah.
07:25One girl told me, fertilized me when I was-
07:28Holy .
07:29Fertilize me.
07:31Fertilize me?
07:31Fertilize me.
07:33Fertilize me.
07:33Fertilize.
07:33Just a bad word choice, you know?
07:35It's like literally already thinking about, oh, going to the pharmacy, getting the test,
07:42figuring it out.
07:43Are we going to get married or not?
07:45Yeah.
07:46When are we going to tell our parents?
07:47The kid is about to come out.
07:49Do I have enough money?
07:50Insurance.
07:51What kind of insurance do you have?
07:56Jenny?
07:57You feel so good inside me.
07:59Ah!
08:03Oh, I'm so sweating.
08:07Do you ever initiate dirty talk?
08:09I think I'm shy to do it.
08:11I don't think it works the same way with English with him, so.
08:15Ah, my brain loves a foreign language.
08:17Mm-hmm.
08:17I love it.
08:18I think that's why we're all here.
08:19Right?
08:20Like, I feel like when people speak in their native language, it's a whole different iteration
08:23of themselves.
08:24They're more confident.
08:25They're more, like, self-assured.
08:27Like, they're just in their vibe, and that's sexy.
08:30When you get to speak in your native language, you just, you feel that, like, you're in
08:34control of the situation.
08:36He just randomly walked into the bedroom one time, dead serious, no joking.
08:42He comes walking in, closed the door, grabbed me, and said, I'm about to make you forget your
08:47name.
08:47Oh, say less, Daddy.
08:48Oh.
08:50And he was dead serious.
08:52There was, it was a threatening tone to it.
08:55That's hot.
08:55I don't care.
08:55Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:57Did you forget your name?
08:57I certainly did.
08:59I'm still not really clear on it, actually.
09:00Who are you, ma'am?
09:01I don't even know.
09:02He's gonna kill me for sharing that.
09:03Somebody get her name tagged.
09:04She doesn't even know her name.
09:06All right, next, we're gonna watch some more never-before-seen footage from Dr. Tara's
09:11sex lesson.
09:12Oh, let's learn a little bit.
09:15A lot of women can't have vaginal orgasm.
09:18That's the number one.
09:19What's the difference of clitoral orgasm and vaginal orgasm?
09:22When you look at your genital, what you're seeing on the outside is called the vulva.
09:28I'm just sitting back because I already know all this.
09:30I'm just like, come on, this is boring.
09:32Oh.
09:35And the vulva has, you know, the labia majora, labia minora.
09:41I mean, I know, I know about that.
09:43Yeah, I feel like...
09:43I just wanted to know, like, the feeling, you know, the difference of the feeling.
09:48Then you have the whole, right, vaginal opening.
09:51You just learn something new.
09:54Sometimes I feel this is too much information.
09:57So the vagina is internal.
10:00The vulva is external.
10:02Tice is, like, really thinking.
10:04Tice, I love her.
10:06And then the clitoris is that little tippy-top part that feels really good when being stimulated correctly.
10:14I know everything, but I didn't know the scientific names of that.
10:17You know, in a vulva.
10:18Well, we all in the room look like we know everything, but we are actually like,
10:22Oh, that's it?
10:24Oh, that's how they call it?
10:27A lot of women have never had vaginal orgasm, so internal orgasm.
10:32I can only speak for myself, but for me, vaginal orgasm is...
10:36It feels more intense and, like, lasts a little longer.
10:39Versus the on the outside, it, like, feels good.
10:42And a squirrel.
10:44Squirrel.
10:46Squirrels?
10:47I don't know.
10:49Yeah, it's like an orgasm to you?
10:52No.
10:52What do you feel when you .
10:55Like pressure from the inside.
10:57And then come water.
10:58Uh-huh.
10:59Out of the same as your peepee.
11:01But it's not peepee.
11:02It's water.
11:03It's majority water, according to science.
11:05But if you test it, I think it's like 10% urine or something.
11:09Interesting.
11:09Is that something you wish you could do?
11:11Yeah, if I know.
11:13I mean, I'm literally asking because she's the right person to talk about it.
11:18She knows everything about it.
11:19Just a little razzle-dazzle.
11:21Just a little razzle-dazzle.
11:25Why not?
11:26Just a little razzle-dazzle.
11:31You know what?
11:31I'm pretty tight.
11:32I'm gonna loosen up.
11:34All right.
11:34Do whatever you gotta do.
11:38Whoa!
11:40All right.
11:41That feels better.
11:42That was actually pretty good.
11:44That was amazing.
11:45No warm-up.
11:46Nothing.
11:47I don't think I've done a cartwheel in like 15 years.
11:51All right.
11:51Now you're gonna get to watch everyone do their sex therapy homework.
11:55And it includes some never-before-seen footage.
11:57I love this show.
11:58I love to watch all these things I've never seen.
12:03All right.
12:03I'm ready.
12:06We do yoga before sex.
12:08It's under the room.
12:11You've got to see.
12:12Let me see.
12:13What?
12:13Ooh!
12:14Oh, my.
12:15We forgot we do that stuff.
12:17Hello!
12:18Ah!
12:21The women are bringing it.
12:23It is fire emoji, fire emoji, fire emoji.
12:28I'm not gonna look.
12:31This is very, very, uh, revealing.
12:37It's still, like, the same, but a little better.
12:40Oh, my gosh.
12:41Holy .
12:42Okay.
12:44I feel like your butt got bigger.
12:45You think so?
12:46Mm-hmm.
12:47Oh, my God.
12:48I feel like your butt got bigger?
12:49That's a mean thing to say.
12:53Uh...
12:54No.
12:54No.
12:56Okay, grab me close.
12:58It's you.
12:58Oh, I love that.
13:02For Thais and Patrick, there's a lot of desire coming from Patrick's side.
13:07She wants connection.
13:09She doesn't want to feel like she's being used for sex all the time.
13:12That's why the yap-yam and tantric sex is amazing.
13:16For them to really reconnect that sexual chakras,
13:20sitting on each other,
13:21looking into each other's eyes,
13:23and give each other those affirmations again.
13:25For them to feel affection.
13:28Okay.
13:29Okay, ready for the breath?
13:33I love your sexual energy.
13:35I love your sexual energy.
13:37I-I-I felt, like, embarrassed doing this sex position.
13:41With the hot light.
13:41The producers, the cameras, guys.
13:43You were like, don't worry, nobody's watching.
13:45And then we're looking, like...
13:49Oh, you're a good shot.
13:51Oh, you want your penis.
13:52Oh.
13:54Jesus Christ.
13:56Oh!
14:01I love that.
14:02My knees are back.
14:03Oh!
14:05I'm assuming everyone did what we did,
14:07and it was, like, right after the homework, like, we had sex.
14:09Oh!
14:10Oh, wow.
14:12I-I love that.
14:13Mmm.
14:15Mmm.
14:17Mmm.
14:18Mmm.
14:18Oh.
14:19Oh!
14:21Oh!
14:22Oh!
14:23Are you okay?
14:25No, they were so hot.
14:27That was so passionate.
14:29That was, like, a perfect novella.
14:34Yeah.
14:34You know why would I stop actually, like,
14:36on you?
14:37Not because I don't like to kiss your penis,
14:38because you actually have a really nice penis.
14:40I really like on your penis, because it's perfect.
14:45TMI.
14:46We shouldn't love this detail.
14:48I love that.
14:50Affirmations.
14:50I really like your penis.
14:52But I felt like I was giving you a lot,
14:54and you were not giving me anything in return.
14:56I was also surprised to hear that you had some sucky toy.
14:59You wanna see it?
15:01Show me it.
15:02Okay.
15:02Show me it, please.
15:04It's new.
15:05It's clean.
15:06Yeah, I would have no idea what that is.
15:08It looks like a perfume.
15:10It was interesting, for sure.
15:12The sucky part.
15:14It's just, like, this light...
15:17And understanding that's what's more important
15:20when you're versus the tongue.
15:25Mm, mamacita.
15:27Well, remember what it said for us to take a shower first?
15:30To clean ourself.
15:32You look sexy!
15:34Well, yeah.
15:36I forgot about this.
15:38Nani.
15:38Wow.
15:40You look good.
15:41You look...
15:43Amazing.
15:46Come here.
15:47Let's go take a shower together.
15:49Okay.
15:50Let's take this, too.
15:52You know that at work,
15:53homework was to find our erogenous...
15:55Really?
15:56Did you get it all?
15:57Well, I know mine.
16:00But, like, Rose was trying to Google it.
16:01But how was it, like, he was like,
16:02Hey, I found this.
16:04I found your vagina.
16:05I found your...
16:06It's like, you can't...
16:07You know which one are the normal ones?
16:08The boobs, the vagina.
16:09Yeah.
16:11Uh...
16:12Right?
16:15I didn't do the chiquito.
16:16No chiquito.
16:21Well, it looks like we got a little anatomy test.
16:23Oh, shoot.
16:25Inspired by Dr. Tara's sex lesson,
16:28I'm gonna quiz you on how well you know these charts.
16:31I'm going to read out the scientific names
16:33for the pieces of the reproductive anatomy.
16:36Whoever points to the correct body part first
16:38will get to ask the other person a question.
16:40Oh.
16:41Okay.
16:42Ready to go?
16:43Let's see.
16:43Find me the bladder.
16:46Mm-hmm.
16:47Is that right?
16:49Yeah!
16:51Ta-da!
16:52Bladder!
16:53How important is it for you to get your partner to orgasm?
16:57I find pleasure when they know when I .
17:00It's the key.
17:03For me, it's the most important thing when we do sex.
17:07I always worry about him feeling excited and have orgasm.
17:12Then me.
17:13That's what I...
17:13Oh, really?
17:14So he finishes first?
17:15First, always.
17:16Sometimes...
17:17No, all the time I don't finish.
17:18Oh, let me sit down.
17:19I know.
17:20I know you're not like that.
17:21Yep.
17:21Yeah, yeah.
17:22She always prioritizes herself.
17:24Uh-huh.
17:25That's...
17:26I know that's bizarre, right?
17:26It's not about prioritizing myself.
17:28It's that, like, it takes a lot...
17:29If he gets before you're finished, how are you...
17:32Anyways.
17:33He just finishes himself and then go to bed, right?
17:35That's what they do.
17:38I have to learn.
17:39I have to go, like, finish.
17:40If you're happy, I'm happy for you.
17:42Okay, show me the urethra.
17:44La urethra.
17:49Wait.
17:50Don't they both have that?
17:51You made it tricky for my brain.
17:54Urethra?
17:54Ese la urethra?
17:55I'm gonna do right here.
17:56Uh, yeah, I think...
17:57I'm gonna pull it.
17:59Bam!
18:01Show me the labia majora.
18:03Oh, that...
18:04Like, that thing big in there.
18:06So this one.
18:07Labia majora.
18:08Oh.
18:08Labia majora.
18:09Or whatever I say.
18:11Oh.
18:13Oh, minora!
18:14Minora!
18:14You were kind of...
18:15Majora, this is...
18:17Yeah, the big one, yeah.
18:19Majora.
18:19Majora, yeah.
18:21Do you think you have slept with more people or your spouse has?
18:26Oh, that's a good question.
18:27She kind of asked him to...
18:31I would think I have slept with, yeah, more than bros.
18:34Yeah.
18:35Yeah.
18:37No judging in here.
18:37You got 25.
18:38I'm not judging.
18:39I don't like that.
18:40I'm not judging anyone about this.
18:43Show me the clitoris.
18:47Wait.
18:48How many layers are here?
18:49Let's go.
18:51Oh.
18:51This must be the hood.
18:55We call it the hood, right?
18:56Yeah, it's called a prepuce.
18:58Prepuce?
18:59Prepuce.
18:59Have you ever faked an orgasm?
19:03When I was younger.
19:04Really?
19:05Yeah.
19:06Because I didn't really know how to yet.
19:08And I just knew it was supposed to be happening, but I wasn't really sure, like, how to get there
19:11yet.
19:12Yeah.
19:12Or how to talk about it.
19:13So I would just be like, oh.
19:15Like, I can feel when he's gonna just meet his energy, you know?
19:19Ooh.
19:20And they're like, do you want to be like, yeah.
19:22Yeah.
19:23I mean, we're practically scientists.
19:26And notice this, everyone.
19:29Did our women complain about us in bed?
19:32But I don't think so.
19:34Ooh.
19:36Ooh.
19:37Wow.
19:37That was a solid one.
19:39It's just simple.
19:40How do you dance salsa?
19:41Back.
19:42Back.
19:43And then spin.
19:45That is salsa?
19:46Yeah.
19:46So you're just like, okay, so you start with your left foot or right foot?
19:49You're just like, back.
19:50Back.
19:50Back.
19:51Oh, the skirt is good for salsa.
19:53But when you go back, you step this one to the side a little bit.
19:57Oh.
19:57So it makes it, like, here.
19:59Oh, you're doing, like, a little shuffle.
20:00Yeah.
20:01It's all about the steps, you know?
20:02I think these shoes are not dancing shoes.
20:03Yeah, no.
20:04But it's simpler than I thought.
20:05No, it's super simple.
20:06Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
20:08Ooh.
20:08All right.
20:09We're gonna continue watching the cast do their sex homework.
20:12Sex homework time.
20:13And it includes some never-before-seen footage.
20:18Get behind me.
20:19Hold on to my-
20:20That's good.
20:21This is the perfect height.
20:23Oh, my God.
20:24Did you already get positioned?
20:27Say your mantra while you're doing it.
20:30Say what you're gonna say.
20:30What should I say?
20:31You're gonna say, I can in this position.
20:34Say it now.
20:35I will in this position.
20:37I will in this position.
20:38I will in this position.
20:38With that excitement.
20:41It's not that-
20:44Yeah.
20:46Holy.
20:47Holy.
20:48Do you like it?
20:48What?
20:51She is a sex bomb.
20:55Meow.
20:57Oh, my God.
20:59Sarper has this sexual position trauma.
21:02Like, he cannot have an orgasm in any other position.
21:05So, this homework is extremely important because it will allow him, with her help, of course, to open up more
21:13possibility for sexual connection.
21:16Hey.
21:17I'll be waiting here.
21:18May God protect our neighbors.
21:20The other cast.
21:22Who cares about them?
21:23Go get your clothes off.
21:25When the cameras first off.
21:26When the cameras first went off, Sarper said, okay, forget the homework.
21:30We're just gonna do what we usually do.
21:31And we'll just tell them that it worked.
21:34And I was like, no.
21:35We're gonna do the homework.
21:37Like, we have to.
21:38We did try three different positions, but he very quickly told me which one was gonna, what he thought was
21:44gonna work.
21:44The woman on top.
21:46So, we tried.
21:47It worked.
21:48Like, it didn't even take long.
21:51Like, it works right away.
21:53If you think something positive, yes, you can do it.
21:55And it's a proof of it.
21:57Because I never that way.
21:59That was the first time.
22:00I don't know how it helped, but it helped.
22:03At least I saw this.
22:05Will I do it again?
22:06I don't know.
22:07Don't be vanilla.
22:09I'm not vanilla.
22:13Oh, you should take off my glasses.
22:19Yeah, you know what?
22:20I'm the king tiger.
22:23Oh, you're the king of the jungle.
22:25Yeah.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28Here, here.
22:29Oh, my God.
22:31So sexy.
22:33He loves his hair.
22:35I know, yeah.
22:36This is the part I didn't want to see.
22:41I want to just kind of brush your face with my hair.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:46So for Jenny and Sumit, they shared that, you know, she used to be very animalistic.
22:51She was able to be liberated and loud in bed.
22:54And I want them to experience that again by assigning it as a homework.
22:59And that's why they got Animal Kingdom.
23:00Yeah.
23:00Look at you now.
23:01You really look like an animal.
23:04Oh.
23:06The first time I visited India, Sumit and I were in the living room of his parents' house.
23:14He was just on top of me.
23:18And then his mom comes out of the room and catches us.
23:24If looks could kill, we both would have dropped dead.
23:30Oh.
23:30Yeah, my queen, my tigress.
23:33Hmm.
23:34I want a Simba.
23:35Come here, sexy beast.
23:38I think, like, this was fun.
23:40Like, this was really different.
23:42And I think this opened the door for us.
23:45We can try different stuff.
23:47And we can spice it for our sex life.
23:49Was there any particular animal that you had the most fun with?
23:52I like to be a rabbit.
23:55Yee-haw.
23:57Yee-huhw.
23:59Yee-huhw.
24:00Yee-huhw.
24:01Yee-huhw.
24:03I'm going to show you what kind of animal I can be.
24:06Jenni!
24:07Jenni's moaning!
24:09Yee-huhw.
24:11Yee-huhw.
24:13Yee-huhw.
24:13Somebody was like, ha!
24:16And Jenni just, woo!
24:17Yee-huh.
24:18But good for them.
24:19I think they have more sex, I mean.
24:21It's good for them.
24:22Do you moan like an animal like that?
24:27well yeah i make noises and sometimes i make noises so i it is we don't faster i know how
24:33to turn it on with the sounds like that's patrick mo no i don't like that it's like oh that's
24:37good
24:40welcome to animal kingdom charades inspired by genuine students animal kingdom sex homework
24:45ah we're gonna see how well you can embody your own wild animals oh here we go again you'll each
24:51take turns and have 30 seconds to act out the animal printed on your card if you get the other
24:56person to guess correctly you will get to ask them a question all right let's begin go ready go
25:10i'm a lion tiger lion bear oh yeah
25:15yes what animal best embodies your spouse in the bedroom bedroom bedroom okay patrick could be like
25:25um a bear that's perfect that's him literally i thought about him when i yeah
25:36huge surprise all right now you got the timer yeah okay ready
25:47a panther similar oh cheetah so which animal best embodies your spouse like a lion very good yeah
26:01because she likes to attack oh ready go
26:12i can't use this oh it's the horse oh i tried to make this up how do you have a
26:19horse to do that
26:29uh do you have a one that got away i would say like i feel like in my my last
26:35relationship i didn't
26:36have a closure to tell this person like you oh so you want to tell him now you did this
26:43this this this
26:43um okay i knew you did all of that
26:51not elephant small animal like this
26:58squirrel no it's called penguin no penguin yeah oh my god that's good
27:06i asked you think that you can be one animal in day not in bedroom every what animal you should
27:13you
27:14want to be i choose like um i like tiger too i know what i would want because you gorilla
27:21lying no lying there they have 10 females with everything yeah right i can remember my past
27:30i know you're good at dead lifting so i want you to show me how to properly do it so
27:34first you want
27:35to have like your shoulders kind of over the sandbag so you don't want to be like too far back
27:39okay try
27:40to like lift with like your legs and your back all at the same time so then it's just like
27:45that
27:46and then really squeeze your butt at the top okay there you go damn do you think doing this in
27:52heels is
27:52like a bonus yeah i mean it could be like what what muscle am i really working well at the
27:59top if
27:59you squeeze your ass really hard be careful because you might fart but that's like is that a common thing
28:05that happens oh yeah man oh yeah myself many times lifting weights
28:14what the next clip you're gonna watch is starper's boot laugh workout class and it includes some never
28:20before seen footage okay i was there on the boot laugh i didn't laugh that much though and it
28:26didn't work my booty that much either oh hello in a slow motion and everything
28:34all right this looks like a weird cult what are they doing well but you know it's that movement that
28:42does that's a lot look what you say yeah exactly one two three four yes five six seven eight nine
29:01we have one roof whatever we do even if we rest we are not stopping we are always moving you
29:06can dance
29:08putla was one of the best workout i ever had like i had so much fun i think if i
29:15have a trainer like
29:16this i will be having six back abs i'm fed i think that you are in a first state if
29:23he says i am
29:24always the one who first what will you do run run don't look behind
29:34I love when he mixes comedy with working out.
29:37Now, guys, if she says on your first date,
29:40I already know what to wear as a ring, wedding ring.
29:44Yeah.
29:44Oh, yeah.
29:45What are you doing?
29:45I need to go to the toilet and run.
29:48Yes.
29:49We have boot laugh every Sunday in LA.
29:52Like, it's actually like one of his jobs.
29:54And he loves doing it.
29:56It's perfect because he's funny and he's a trainer.
30:00So it's a good combination because he
30:02can incorporate his jokes into the workouts.
30:04And then you forget you're working out
30:06because you're having fun.
30:07I was thinking, and you used to be a stripper.
30:10Did you ever have a serious relationship
30:12while you were a stripper?
30:14Oh, not much.
30:17What would your stripper names be?
30:18A.
30:19G in the spot.
30:24All right, that's a good one.
30:25Oh, bro, I'd be babyface.
30:27Babyface?
30:28Yeah, that'd be my stripper name.
30:29For sure.
30:31So soon now it's coming, babyface.
30:36And you come up with, like, the tiny things.
30:38And you'd be like, that would be it right there.
30:40If I had a signature move, I mean, I would just,
30:42it'd be picking up, like, a girl over my head.
30:45Girls would, like, have me do it at, like,
30:46parties and stuff.
30:47Ah, because I, ah, you're so strong.
30:52Right.
30:52Wait, but, Saipa, when you were stripping,
30:54were you, like, naked?
30:55Mm-hmm.
30:56Good question.
30:57Oh, I was thinking the whole time.
31:00Yeah.
31:01Yeah.
31:03Like, in Turkey, is it full nude?
31:04I had only one roof.
31:05Whatever it takes, whatever happens, underwear stays on.
31:10I don't need this visual.
31:12When I was working as a private investigator,
31:14this guy, um, his wife thought that he was cheating.
31:17Well, he was going into a strip club,
31:19and he kept doing it, like, three days in a row.
31:21And I was like, , I've got to get in there.
31:23So I had to go pretend to ask for a job.
31:25But I filled out the application and all of that.
31:27I was like, please don't call me.
31:29But I got pictures of the guy.
31:31He got busted, so.
31:32It was not because I was shy.
31:34That's not that pretty.
31:34It's not a good design.
31:35He doesn't follow the instructions.
31:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:37Your body goes right, he goes left, you go left.
31:40He's, like, two wings.
31:41His side wings, that wingman's bouncing up and down
31:46constantly, I mean, what's happening?
31:49Boobies, great.
31:50Boobies are great, aesthetically, to look at.
31:52Right, it looks beautiful.
31:52Boobs are great.
31:54Ass, great.
31:55Actually, women, beautiful.
31:56Men, not as much.
31:58When you are fully naked, it's so stressful,
32:01because you cannot have any control about on him, you know?
32:04And if he gets cold?
32:06The upper body think that, imagine dancing.
32:08You are dancing.
32:09The upper body is doing kind of waltz, tango,
32:12sexy, and elegant moves.
32:14Meanwhile, downstairs, there's a crazy hip-hop party going
32:16wrong.
32:17Think it that way.
32:17No, I don't want to think about it.
32:19I'm like, I'm already thinking about it.
32:20Think it that way.
32:21I'm like, no, believe me, I already think about it.
32:23Now I'm like, you, your explanation is more explicit
32:26than what I was thinking.
32:28I've never been to a male strip club, never.
32:31Only girls, which I feel like the girls are more sexy.
32:34I've never been to any strip clubs.
32:41Do we believe that Kara have never been to a strip club?
32:47No, I don't.
32:48That one's hard to believe.
32:50Is anybody in this room?
32:54I think I've been going more than my husband for a woman
32:57in this strip club.
32:58I think it looks so fun.
32:59But you know I'm going.
33:00I want to go with you.
33:02And then my first strip club, I went with the night before.
33:06That trip when I went to Vegas was with you.
33:08That was my second strip club.
33:09That weekend was my first strip club ever in Vegas.
33:12Yeah, we did go to a strip club in Vegas.
33:16It was crazy, no?
33:17It was crazy.
33:17It was crazy.
33:18It was so good.
33:19And who got a lap dance?
33:20Was it I got a lap dance or you got a lap dance?
33:23Both of us.
33:23Both of us.
33:24And then she really liked the up.
33:25Oh, but we looked on her, right?
33:26We did.
33:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:27We were talking money.
33:28Yeah, that's it.
33:28I said that a girl was beautiful.
33:31And Kara went there and grabbed her.
33:33I was like, I told the server.
33:34I was like, can you go get that girl for her?
33:35She wants a lap dance.
33:36Yes, it's a dance for me.
33:41Oh my god, I'm so sorry to Rebecca.
33:42You know, I'm a diva, so I take my time.
33:44It's okay.
33:45You're worth the wait, baby.
33:47You know, it takes so much time just to sit in there on the,
33:51on the, on the, on the, on the drone.
33:53On the cradles, man.
33:56All right, Guillermo, the next clip we're going to watch
33:59is everyone at English breakfast.
34:01Ah.
34:02I remember not even eating the breakfast
34:04because of the conversation.
34:07I mean, Jesus.
34:12Guillermo, you weren't here earlier.
34:13We were all talking about our homework assignments.
34:15Did you guys do your homework?
34:17Yes, well, I did my assignment.
34:19I did my assignment.
34:21Did you feel anything?
34:22Like, did it feel like a connection or?
34:25Yeah, there was a kind of a connection,
34:26but maybe not like the best connection, I guess.
34:31I did my assignment.
34:32It's kind of selfish.
34:33This is a couple's exercise.
34:34I did my homework, and everyone was talking about,
34:36oh, we did our, did you guys get a chance?
34:37Yeah, we did this.
34:37We did, everyone's talking about what they did.
34:39I did my homework.
34:41You know, and it's really a moment where you can see how,
34:46again, he's not open to the work and what's happening,
34:48and that's the big thing.
34:49You know, you come on, there's a therapy retreat,
34:51you're going to actual therapy.
34:52If you go in with your own, with a full stance and agenda
34:55of anything else but being open to receiving the work,
34:58it ain't going to work.
34:59Do you want the connection?
35:01I don't know.
35:03There's a part of me that is like, yes,
35:04but then it's that other part of me that is like, hey,
35:06I need to be respected in some way.
35:09Like, I don't feel respected.
35:10I feel like you have to give respect to get it,
35:12and I don't think some of the things you said
35:14were very respectful.
35:15I never raised a voice to her.
35:19I never say mean things to her at all.
35:24He said mean things to her.
35:25He literally said that she wasn't proud of her being mother.
35:30Yeah, that was the meanest thing.
35:32So in order to be in a relationship with you, OK,
35:35she has to quit the online content.
35:37OK.
35:37She would then not be able to take care of your son.
35:41Is that true?
35:43Do you think that's true?
35:45No, I don't think it's true.
35:46I mean, before Kara selling adult content,
35:49she was literally a realtor in Charlottesville.
35:52If she would have come to me right now and said, like,
35:53yeah, I wasn't making money, I would be like, you know what?
35:56You need to shut the up.
35:59But that's not the truth.
36:01So it's like she eats a lion.
36:04Guillermo, do you know how, like, divorce works here?
36:06And does Kara understand that that money is half yours?
36:12And so if you guys do get divorced, you could easily collect 50% of it.
36:19That was the worst advice that a man can give to another man.
36:23You are literally the worst to have in his ear.
36:26He needs to give an ultimatum, not give a threat to take 50% if he divorces her.
36:31Dude, she brought you to this country.
36:33Seems like she, like, left you hanging.
36:35A man does that to a woman, the woman's usually coming for money.
36:41Do not be friends with this man.
36:43No, I would use that to get her to stop.
36:44He's giving you the worst advice, he has the worst perspective.
36:46When you see the master of the divorce talking, it's like you got to stay quiet and listen.
36:54I mean, literally, you are entitled to half, you know, her assets if it's a community property
37:00state, like, and it's really hard, like, to get around that.
37:04Like, one of the hard things about my divorce was, like, we were separated.
37:09I went to file for divorce, and then COVID shut down the courts, and then we didn't get
37:14officially divorced for, like, over a year.
37:17Like, it just gets wild, bro.
37:19Yeah, I was just trying to look out for you.
37:20Thank you, man.
37:21Appreciate it.
37:22Really.
37:23You're so all faced with your viewpoints.
37:26Ooh, disescalated.
37:28Well, I mean, I feel the same way about you.
37:30You just talk about that's not important, like, social media.
37:36I was like, Patrick, please don't say anything.
37:37Don't give her attention.
37:39Don't give her what she wants.
37:40And what Patrick did?
37:40Because that's what she wanted.
37:42Like, she was trying to fight with him so he would fight her back, you know, and be aggressive
37:47with her or something.
37:48I don't know what she has in my mind.
37:50But do you think that she's trying to attack Patrick this whole time because of the situation
37:55you and her had at the beginning of the...
37:57Of course.
37:57Of course.
37:58With me, she didn't like me, so then she didn't like Patrick because Patrick's my husband.
38:03And she always will come after him.
38:06Okay.
38:06Oh.
38:07Or me.
38:08Because of that.
38:09She got resentment.
38:11Hmm.
38:12I hate everything you say whenever you start talking.
38:15Oh, my God.
38:18For Patrick to plant that seed in Guillermo's mind was so evil.
38:23It was just these two men conspiring to take a woman's money.
38:27And it just was counterproductive.
38:29It was evil.
38:29It was messed up in every way that you can imagine.
38:32I mean, he was basically telling him to take her for a ride financially.
38:36Every time he opens his mouth, it's just, it's like, what?
38:40Like, where did you come from?
38:43Who raised you?
38:44It's alarming.
38:45I can't say I've come across a guy like him before.
38:50Next time on Between the Sheets.
38:53Let's do it.
38:55Hello.
38:57Can anybody hear me out there?
38:58Between the Sheets.
39:00Yes.
39:01You all owe me money now.
39:04I just want to tell you about your kids in the future, what he can say.
39:08I quit dancing because my father learned it.
39:11That's why, yeah.
39:12I was dancing on the top of the yard.
39:16I never thought that paparazzi would take a photo from the shore.
39:19And I was in the cover of a very famous magazine.
39:23He was polite, I mean, my father, but he said, if you continue this life, forget us.
39:28Cheers.
39:30And let's take some shots.
39:32We are all drinking, can he and stuff.
39:34Yeah.
39:35Yeah, I bet.
39:36I try to let him, but if I let him, he'll be laying on the floor.
39:43What are you talking about, Jenny?
39:44I think one time he get, like, with me, like, five or six big cups.
39:48He just start laughing and joking, and I don't see any different.
39:53He walk normal.
39:54Jenny needs to relax.
39:56You shut your mouth.
39:58Okay.
39:58Get her the out of here, where I am.
40:01To be in a bitch.
40:02Damn.
40:04Somebody was holding me in the back.
40:06I have no problem pulling her wig off.
40:09She does not want to talk to people every time.
40:11She's sassy, horrible personality.
40:14She's horrible.
40:17I'm gonna.
40:17What up?
40:18What up?
40:18I'm over here.
40:19What up?
40:20I'm over here.
40:21No, no, no, no, no.
40:23I'm just, like, getting so much anxiety right now watching this.
40:25Are you okay?
40:28I'm good.
40:29Yes, you're healthy.
40:29I'm good.
40:29No, no, no, no.
40:30No, no!
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