00:00Now, sit right here, I'm just spending my time, sometimes you laugh when I cry.
00:14Already trying to get in my pants, I see.
00:15Oh my god, ew.
00:20First day at your new school and you're already causing trouble.
00:23Listen, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:25You think I forgot your weak spots, kid?
00:27I am not a kid anymore.
00:30I don't see that.
00:35You're all grown up now.
00:39What are you doing here?
00:42My sister didn't tell you.
00:44You're my new roommate.
00:48What?
00:50Classic Evie.
00:51You know, this is kind of like when she forgot to tell me she wasn't going to do her high
00:55school freshman year Halloween costume,
00:56and I showed up to the dance dress as ketchup without mustard.
00:59I guess some things never change.
01:02For example, look at you.
01:06Still covered in ink stains.
01:09Time blow.
01:14What the hell?
01:17Leeson, get away from her.
01:19I...
01:20She's mine!
01:22Finally!
01:22Oh my god, I missed you like crazy.
01:25Thank god you decided to transfer second year.
01:27Best friends are not mental of a part, I swear.
01:29Right?
01:32Leeson, hello?
01:33You want to make yourself useful?
01:35Oh no, you don't have to.
01:36Anything for you, boo.
01:38I'll take this serum.
01:46Why didn't you text me when you got here?
01:47Why didn't you tell me your brother's our third roommate?
01:50Surprise!
01:52Wait, you don't still have a crush on him, do you?
01:57No, I am not 11 and crushing on my best friend's big brother anymore.
02:02Could you imagine?
02:03Thank god.
02:04You two hooking up would seriously ruin my life.
02:07Okay, drama queen.
02:08No, I'm serious.
02:09You're all feelings.
02:09He's no feelings.
02:11He'd break your heart, so I'd have to disown him.
02:13Jesus, Evie.
02:15Catastrophize much?
02:15I mean, the thought of you and my brother, you know, I don't think I could ever look
02:20at you again without gagging.
02:22Yeah, well, no worries there.
02:24I'm older and wiser now.
02:27Besides, I want my first to be someone who's like, you know, emotionally available.
02:31You're still a virgin?
02:33Okay, well, yeah, my first college was an all-girls.
02:37I, you know, it's not that big of a deal.
02:40Oh, it's a huge deal.
02:42Oh, we gotta fix that right away.
02:44Don't worry, I'll find you a nice Arizona boy if it kills me.
02:48First things first.
02:52Makeover?
02:54Evie, I don't need it.
02:56Makeover.
02:56Oh.
03:11Rose.
03:13Get off her bed, you weirdo.
03:15Yeah, I needed a break after all that heavy lifting.
03:20Is the hockey team still coming over tonight's party?
03:22Well, we won the game.
03:24What do you think?
03:27Tonight?
03:28School starts tomorrow.
03:30I have poetry class.
03:31Oh my gosh, Tasha.
03:32You won't have anything to write about if you don't live a little.
03:34Yeah, she's right.
03:35It's her first night at RU.
03:38I mean, don't you want us to show you a good time?
03:48Yeah.
03:49Yay!
03:50Okay.
03:51First things first.
03:53Let's get you dressed.
03:55I am dressed.
03:56Girl.
03:56No, you're not.
04:01Put this on.
04:02No butts.
04:03Come on, ladies.
04:08Okay.
04:08You know what I want to do.
04:10You know what I want to do.
04:12You know what I want to be.
04:18Okay, wait in person.
04:26Huddle.
04:27Who are we going to set up Tasha with tonight?
04:30What?
04:31No one.
04:33Jesus, Evie.
04:33Especially not one of the guys on my team.
04:36Why not?
04:37They're hot?
04:37No, they are horny animals.
04:39And she is my little sister's best friend.
04:42No one touches her.
04:42All right.
04:43Agro hockey boy.
04:45You're one fight away from being benched.
04:47You have bigger problems to worry about than Tasha.
04:49Okay, I'm not letting some random douchebag potter.
04:52Okay?
04:53And she's like my little sister.
04:55I am your sister.
04:57Damn, you were never this protective over me when I got here.
04:59Why are you so hell-bent on her meeting a guy tonight?
05:02Because my best friend has been living under a rock.
05:04Okay?
05:04She needs the full college experience.
05:06You know, starting with losing her virginity.
05:10ASAP.
05:13Er, she's up.
05:16Evie, I'm coming in.
05:27Well, what do you think?
05:30Yes.
05:33You're hurt.
05:36You clean up good.
05:39I never wear makeup.
05:41I feel like a clown.
05:44Nobody's laughing.
05:52Okay, Lace.
05:53Lay off.
05:55Gosh, focus.
05:56We're getting you late tonight.
05:59I never agreed to that.
06:01Yeah, and you shouldn't.
06:02Okay, now, listen up.
06:03House rules.
06:04Here we go.
06:05Okay, one, pour your own drink always, even water.
06:10Two, buddy system.
06:12Always stick together.
06:14And three, if anybody tries to flirt with you, tell me.
06:19I'll kick their ass.
06:26Understood?
06:30Yeah.
06:33Okay.
06:58I'm Aaron.
07:00License teammate.
07:01Uh, Tasha.
07:03Evie and License new roommate.
07:04I just transferred.
07:06I know.
07:08Even more beautiful than Evie said.
07:12Oh.
07:20Hey, Allison.
07:22Do you want to get me a drink?
07:23I'm really thirsty.
07:25Uh, no.
07:28Like your necklace.
07:30Oh, thank you.
07:31Evie, you're...
07:32Oh.
07:32Excuse me, guys.
07:38So you've met my girl, Blue?
07:41Your girl, huh?
07:44You two together?
07:45No.
07:46No.
07:47Um, we grew up together.
07:49Known each other forever.
07:50But not like that.
07:51Uh, she's my little sister's best friend, which means she's off limits.
07:59Actually, I think that's up to me.
08:03Right?
08:09Looks like it's her choice, man.
08:11Hmm.
08:13Okay, don't forget, I'm team captain whenever I say it goes.
08:16Hey, you heard her.
08:20I'll make you wish you weren't born.
08:23Don't forget what coach said.
08:26One more fight.
08:28You're benched for two games.
08:29Yeah?
08:30Well, I don't see coach, yeah.
08:39Come on, Blue.
08:41Actually, I think I'm okay here.
08:47Bye, Laysen.
08:50Bye, Laysen.
08:59What was that about?
09:02Uh, just hockey stuff.
09:06I should be center, but I took a gap year, so he got it, and it's, it's, I forget it.
09:13I, I just want to know everything about you.
09:20Oh.
09:22Okay.
09:23What do you want to know?
09:25Um.
09:33So, what about that drink?
09:37I asked her every drink.
09:42Yeah, right.
09:47What was that for?
09:50What was that for?
09:53Oh, hey.
09:54Hey.
09:54We're heading to the bar.
09:56You'll bring her?
09:57That would be my honor.
10:00Wait, bar?
10:01I don't have a fake.
10:02Girl, obviously I already got you one.
10:04Left pocket.
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