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00:10Treasure each other. It's the most important relationship you'll ever have.
00:17Thanks.
00:19But don't sleep with your mother's friends.
00:43Reservation under Izzy Asher.
00:46Does everyone get the door wrong?
00:48No.
00:49Oh, that's strange.
00:51I actually designed the shards, so yeah, they really messed your doors up.
00:55Glad that none of your other patrons noticed.
01:04I thought I was meeting Izzy.
01:05Me too.
01:11Is she parent trapping us?
01:13It seems so.
01:14If only I had a butler and you had a winery.
01:17Don't understand.
01:19If we do break up, which child do you want?
01:21We both want Dom, don't we?
01:25I need a drink.
01:30It's ridiculous, isn't it?
01:32What are we doing?
01:32It's been weeks and we're not even trying to fix it.
01:34Don't you think I should just move back in?
01:38I don't even understand what we're arguing about.
01:41Do you?
01:42We're arguing about the fact that you lie to me and that you don't prioritize our relationship.
01:47Okay.
01:49I'm not sure why I'm the one apologizing.
01:51I'm not the one who had a strange woman over to our house.
01:55There's no way you haven't lied to me once or twice.
01:58No, she's not a strange woman and I don't lie to you ever.
02:02Excuse me?
02:04I'm proud of the...
02:05Oh, you know, it's not a parent trap.
02:07Stephen Izzy here.
02:09Oh, amazing.
02:10So do they not have waiters at this restaurant?
02:12Come on.
02:15Hey.
02:16Hey.
02:16Okay.
02:19So, um, sorry to have misled you both about dinner.
02:22But I think we all need to find a way to get along.
02:25Oh, right, sounds good.
02:27Well, let's do that then.
02:30Do we not worry about the fact that he's destroyed my marriage and my job?
02:32After you destroyed my job?
02:34After you had sex with my child.
02:36Adult child.
02:38I think in the interest of moving forward,
02:41you and I really need to bury the hatchet.
02:44That's racist.
02:45Is it?
02:46Right.
02:46Well, you're using a Native American term, bury the hatchet.
02:49That's racist.
02:50I should know because I got fired for being a racist.
02:52Okay, there I actually was a racist.
02:53Apparently, that's my thing.
02:54Okay, stop.
02:56We're having a baby.
02:59You're...
03:01Sorry.
03:04You're...
03:09I think, yeah, you should, you...
03:11Yeah.
03:11We're having a baby.
03:13And we just wanted to tell you two so that we could sort this and get back to normal.
03:21Excuse me, can anyone come and take our drinks order, please?
03:28Quite loud.
03:30I'll bring you the wine list.
03:32No, no, two bottles of red, thank you.
03:33I'm not drinking, thank you.
03:35Me neither.
03:36Solidarity.
03:36No.
03:38Two bottles, thank you.
03:45So, that's the news?
03:49Mum...
03:54Do you really want a baby?
03:57Yeah.
04:01Babies are a lot of work.
04:08I...
04:09I need you to...
04:11I just...
04:11Can you just say that you're happy for me?
04:13Please?
04:14Can you just say it?
04:15I'm happy if you're happy.
04:22But you don't have to be in a relationship just because you're having a baby.
04:24I love Steve.
04:26I love him.
04:26And I want to do this with him.
04:37Okay.
04:37Fine.
04:39Okay.
04:40Yes.
04:41Okay.
04:45Okay.
04:46Okay.
04:50And how are you feeling?
04:51Any sickness?
04:52Yeah, a bit.
04:54Uh, no.
04:55Not yet.
04:55Oh, well that's brilliant.
04:57So lucky not to feel sick.
04:59Sick.
05:04I just want you both to know that I will do everything and anything it takes to be the best
05:09father for this baby.
05:11And, uh, we already know that it's going to have the best granny.
05:22When, uh, when's the June?
05:25Oh, scans this week, actually.
05:26Wow.
05:27Oh, wow.
05:29Oh, wow.
05:29Sweet.
05:30It'd be lovely to have another little one running around the house.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Oh, gosh.
05:37It's...
05:43A baby.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Oh, gosh.
05:48Happy.
05:51Happy.
05:51Happy tears.
05:56I should probably go to the loom.
06:07Oh, please, for the love of God, please.
06:09Can you bring two bottles of red wine to my table?
06:12I'll pay you a hundred pounds.
06:13Two hundred.
06:16I know it's really quick, Daniel, but honestly, it feels like fate.
06:22Yeah, no.
06:22It's...
06:24It's lovely.
06:25Thanks, mate.
06:27Uh, we thought of calling it Lenny if it's a boy.
06:29Oh.
06:30It's cute.
06:31And then, if it's a gal, we'll call it Shirley.
06:34I know what you're thinking.
06:36Shirley, you can't be serious.
06:42Oh, God.
06:43Oh, God.
06:44Oh, God.
06:45Oh, God.
06:46Oh, God.
06:47Oh, God.
06:47Sorry.
06:47Are you okay?
06:49Do you need help?
06:53Hello?
06:55It's too late.
06:59Oh, God.
07:00It's all too...
07:00It's too late.
07:02Oh, God.
07:03Oh, God.
07:06Mum?
07:08Are you okay?
07:09Yeah.
07:10Yeah.
07:11You sure?
07:13Yeah.
07:15Oh, good.
07:18I know I'm young, but you were almost the same age when you had me.
07:24Yeah.
07:26I was.
07:29Yeah.
07:31And you always say having me was the best decision you ever made.
07:36It was...
07:39Quite...
07:39Hard.
07:42Sorry?
07:43Sorry.
07:44Are you talking to me?
07:45No.
07:46No.
07:47Mum?
07:48What did you say?
07:49I said...
07:50It was...
07:52Hard!
07:56I can do hard.
08:00I wouldn't be here if you hadn't done it.
08:14I sort of hope it's a girl.
08:18And it would be like you and me.
08:19It's the universe.
08:29No, I'm not your mate, don't you?
08:33Sorry?
08:34I always thought you were harmless.
08:35I never found you as funny as Alice did, but I liked that you made her happy.
08:40But I'm starting to think that there's a good chance that you're a selfish person, Steve.
08:45Who doesn't care about anyone but themselves.
08:47And I'm kind of dreading the fact that I'm going to have to spend every Christmas with you until I
08:52die.
08:54Hey.
08:55Hey.
08:57Everything okay?
08:58Yeah.
08:59Great.
09:00Just planning Christmas.
09:05I think we'll stay in Steve's flat probably until the baby's at least one.
09:09We like the idea of attachment parenting.
09:11And I think we want home birth.
09:13I like the idea of having a baby in water.
09:15Did you have a natural birth, Mum?
09:17No, I had an epidural.
09:18Any excuse for some drugs, am I right?
09:21Not really.
09:22We tend to have big babies in our family.
09:24Oh, really?
09:25I had the full spice girl.
09:28When, um, two become one.
09:33When you rip all the way from the vagina to the anus.
09:45I just remembered we have to pick up my parents from the airport.
09:50But you...
09:51Your parents are here?
09:52Yeah.
09:52They're doing a tour of European railways.
09:55Do-do-do.
09:57Let's go.
10:05She's not ready for a baby.
10:08Maybe you should tell her how hard it was for you.
10:11Can't do that.
10:12She'd hate me forever.
10:14Oh, sorry.
10:15Sorry, darling, but having a baby so young was the worst decision I ever made.
10:18And for the first six weeks, I dreamt of nothing but
10:22dropping you off at a Russian orphanage and pretending I found you in the street.
10:26I couldn't go out.
10:27I felt no human connection to you whatsoever.
10:30And for years and years, no one wanted to go out with me.
10:34What do you mean no one wanted to go out with you?
10:36I wanted to go out with you.
10:37No one else wanted to.
10:40Oh, that's why you chose me, because I was the only option.
10:43No!
10:44I make your life more fun.
10:46You make my life more manageable.
10:47And one isn't better than the other.
10:49And if you don't like it, then, you know, maybe you should, you know, just leave.
10:55I think I've already done that, haven't I?
10:59This isn't your bus stop.
11:01The bus to your mum's goes from the other side.
11:03Yeah, I'm not going to my mum's.
11:04I'll stay at my house.
11:06If you're leaving me, you should be the one to move out.
11:15What do you mean, what do you mean? She just didn't get on the plane?
11:19No, she cancelled her ticket last week.
11:21Why didn't you tell, you didn't think to tell me this, Dad?
11:24Is she okay? Is there something wrong with her?
11:27Apart from selfishness and a basic lack of interest in locomotives.
11:30Yeah, you know, they sat some Indian teller beside me on the aeroplane.
11:34I'd be surprised if I had COVID, Dad.
11:36Um, guess what?
11:38Izzy and I are having a baby.
11:40Isn't that lovely news?
11:42Who's Izzy?
11:44This is Izzy, remember?
11:46I'm Izzy.
11:47Remember from about three minutes ago?
11:50What do you mean you're having a baby?
11:52Uh, I'm pregnant.
11:54Yeah, we're really happy.
11:56What, with him?
11:57Yes.
11:58You got you pregnant?
11:59Yes, Dad.
12:01Well, when's the big day?
12:03Uh, um, we're taking it one step at a time.
12:08Oh, yeah, marriage first, and then the baby.
12:11Um, it's not 1950, Dad.
12:13People don't care about that kind of thing anymore.
12:14Oh, right.
12:16So this one's going to grow up knowing that it's a bastard, eh?
12:19A mistake.
12:22A happy accident.
12:24Well, let's hope you have another one.
12:26We always regretted having only the one.
12:35You can see where I get my coolness from.
12:47Are you seriously trying to get to the house first?
12:50You're such a child, Alice.
13:06If you lock the door, I'm calling the police.
13:30I didn't want to sleep with you anyway.
13:33Hi.
13:48Well, I lost my time for the home here.
13:56You're so muchunks Mumm.
13:58I'm a kid.
14:00One of his pimples.
14:01why?
14:01They're not bad.
14:02Thedeath you live without being�any.
14:12you're gonna be fine
14:15yeah
14:16i think we've probably been in a rut for ages
14:18but just didn't notice
14:20i'm proud of you dan
14:22i'm taking control
14:25i am am i
14:28i am
14:32all i needed was the love you gave
14:36all i needed for another day
14:39and all i ever knew
14:42only you
14:57what happened to the printer
15:02it broke
15:12how'd the interview go
15:16couldn't print out my cv so i didn't go
15:20what are you doing
15:22i'm watching porn stars
15:24this woman she thought her teacup was worth nine thousand dollars
15:27turns out it's just a piece of crap
15:32shall we
15:34shall we go to yours
15:36yeah
15:40bye mom
16:08sorry
16:11sorry
16:12sorry can we
16:13stop for a second
16:14of course
16:16what's wrong
16:16i am
16:18i need to go home
16:19why what
16:20what's happened
16:21i just can't be here
16:23what
16:25i am
16:26need to go home
16:27why
16:35stop
16:36talk to me
16:39dom
16:39what are you doing
16:42what the fuck was that
16:44what
16:46one minute
16:46you're kissing me
16:47and the next you bolted out the door
16:48are you okay
16:50i'm not leaving
16:51i just need to check on my mum
16:53everything's fucked
16:54okay
16:55my mum's drinking in the day
16:57my parents hate each other
16:58and my sister's having a baby with a 50 year old
17:01it feels like someone has pressed a button and the world is ending
17:05it's like in terminator in the playground and suddenly everyone's fucking faces are melting off
17:10like no one has a face it's all fucked
17:14sorry
17:16come on
17:18thank you
17:22i like the bit about our faces melting off
17:39can we just
17:40like
17:41do nothing
17:43nothing
17:44can we just like
17:48do nothing
17:50at all
17:51sure
18:00that's great
18:01isabel asher
18:04yep
18:05holy shit
18:07we're about to see a baby
18:10that's baby's heartbeat
18:17just the one
18:19yep
18:19afraid so
18:22and do you want to find out the gender or no
18:23oh
18:24i'm not 12 weeks yet
18:26can you do that
18:27well you're closer to 16
18:29no
18:31no i've had my period between then and now
18:33that's probably just implantation bleeding
18:37could could the baby baby just be a fast grower
18:43no
18:44but lucky you for whistling right through to the second trimester
18:48you're into the easy stretch now
18:53so do we want to find out the sex then mummy and daddy
19:00yeah
19:01yes please
19:02you are having a baby girl
19:26i'm really sorry
19:29it's fine
19:33daniel's always been my dad
19:36yeah i know
19:38i know he is
19:40but
19:41if you do want to end this
19:43then
19:44yeah i
19:44i understand
19:48no i want this
19:51i'm scared that you won't want this
19:56i
19:56i want this
20:01okay great
20:12do you want me to come in with you
20:14or
20:15no i think i should probably do this by myself
20:19yeah
20:21okay good luck
20:33izzy
20:37please don't go back to him
20:40i won't
21:03hey tiger
21:05it's nice to see you
21:08i'm pregnant
21:11say that again
21:12for me
21:13i'm pregnant
21:15it's yours
21:16and uh
21:18i'm gonna have it
21:19i'm gonna have it
21:24i'm gonna have it
21:25i'm gonna have it
21:33i'm gonna have it
21:35i'm gonna have it
22:13okay
22:14i think we should get married
22:27what
22:29i want to marry you
22:32i don't understand
22:33i love you izzy
22:35i really love you
22:36and i actually i think you're the best person that i've ever met
22:39and i would like to be a family with you
22:41and eat spaghetti vongole
22:43and teach little shirley how to swim
22:46and i don't care and i don't care that she's not biologically mine in fact maybe that's even better because
22:50she and i will be a chosen family
22:53and i know i'm old
22:54but i will love you so hard and i will love you so hard and so completely and when i'm
23:00too old you can put me in a home and marry someone young but i love you and i would
23:06like to marry you
23:16would you like to marry me too
23:19yes
23:21yes
23:24okay great
23:25great
23:28great
23:52no
23:53no
23:55no
24:01what are you doing here
24:02i was uh looking for you
24:04why what's happened
24:06nothing's happened
24:07you have to come with me
24:11where are we going
24:12you'll see
24:15oh there's something wrong
24:17there's nothing wrong
24:18i know there's something going on
24:21oh is it the wedding
24:23is the wedding happening today
24:26why won't you talk to me
24:28daniel
24:28hi hello
24:30i'm here to announce
24:32the recipient of this year's best person award
24:37drumroll please
24:40and this year's best person is
24:45alice
24:57i love you alice
25:00everyone you've ever met loves you
25:22are you okay
25:23yep
25:26you look a bit
25:28turns out
25:29i have absolutely
25:31no control
25:32over anything
25:35i'm completely out of control
25:39is that a good thing or a bad thing
25:42who knows
25:47we're departing in five minutes
25:48can everyone get back on the post please
25:52hey
25:54i think there's something wrong with your mum
25:57yeah no shit
26:03i feel pretty weird being here
26:05why
26:08seriously
26:08she took her best friend to every single event for our entire marriage
26:11it's my daughter's wedding
26:13and i can invite my best friend if i want to
26:15i'm your best friend
26:16yes
26:18that's kind of sad daniel
26:19shh
26:20no
26:20it's not sad
26:25no that's fine
26:27you can't expect both of us to be at all his weddings
26:30i said they can't expect us both to be at all his weddings
26:34here have you fed the dog
26:36the dog
26:38you can't forget to feed the bloody dog angela
26:41no you're doing the dog
26:44i'm doing steve and his bloody wedding
27:03thank you
27:08hello
27:08welcome to chairwood manor sir
27:10i'm steven and this is izzy
27:12she's also here
27:14very good sir
27:15gift baskets have been left in each of your guests rooms
27:18once you've unpacked
27:20and settled in
27:21you'll be shooting
27:23in the paddock too
27:29may i take your bag madam
27:32you may
28:00you may
28:15oh this shotgun's buggered the aim's off all our guns are perfectly calibrated
28:33everybody knows that i love you everybody knows that i need you everybody knows that i do except you
28:46told the stars about about the one i love i told the morning sun yeah i'm telling everyone i told
28:57my
29:17you okay did you think you saw a snake there son i'm fine thanks after his mother you see
29:23a bit of a nervous nelly okay i'm i'm fine your mom just tried to shoot me what i was
29:31doing a
29:32winger in the woods and i turned around and she was aiming her gun at me there might be some
29:37weeds still on me are you sure yes it's not the kind of thing i would just casually accuse someone
29:42of no no maybe it just looks like she was aiming her gun at you she was definitely aiming her
29:46gun
29:47directly at me
29:55tell her tell her what happened in what just happened in the word
30:01what do you mean
30:04did you or did you not aim your gun at me
30:09um
30:10fucking hell i don't know what you're talking about okay she's gaslighting she's gaslighting me
30:15she's get good good move alice oh wait no mom you didn't aim your gun at him did you no
30:22no ah
30:23okay silly me i must have mistakenly thought you aimed your gun directly at my
30:27fucking head oh wow
30:33i think i'm gonna go and and try and relax
30:36and if i end up dead it was your mother it was your mother
30:43steve sorry sorry steve my mother isn't going to kill you it would be nice to feel like you
30:51have my back even just a little bit lizzie listen i have your back i do you don't you don't
30:56believe
30:56me everything all right yep okay what do you want me to say steve that my mother is a murderer
31:02should we have her arrested before or after the wedding i know you could say you could say oh that
31:07must have been very scary for you steve or you could say sorry my mom's a lunatic she's your best
31:11friend was and then she ruined my life she ruined your life this is your life ruined oh okay
31:17right now i didn't realize that i was a part of your epic downfall thanks are you sure wait steve
31:22do you want to borrow my gun she's doing it again turn around turn around what took turn around she
31:27changed it do you honestly think i would lie about this i don't know
31:37shit i should know if you would do that right why why don't i know if you would do that
31:43i should
31:43know oh what are we doing oh oh god no we're just we're both stressed okay this is just normal
31:59i mean
32:00normalish people people argue at weddings and um you're right you're you're you're right i
32:07probably just misunderstood the situation yeah are you sure yeah totally sure 100 sure i'm fine now
32:17i'm fine now stressed out
32:21i love you and remember this is the best weekend of our lives yeah we're okay we're okay
32:31okay yeah we're okay okay okay okay yeah it's fine we're both nervous this is normal
32:49so
33:22How much do you reckon all this would have cost?
33:25He's taken a step up by coming over here.
33:29You look like a woman that could cook a good roast, Val.
33:34The father's rather surprising.
33:39Okay. Hi, everyone. Thank you. Thank you over there.
33:44I have absolutely no idea what one says at a rehearsal dinner.
33:48So I'm just going to say a few thank yous.
33:50First of all, to my dad, thank you for flying back again.
33:53Yeah, too bloody far.
33:54Well, you were in Europe already looking at trains, so...
33:57Yeah, still too bloody far.
33:58Yes, yes.
34:01Well, I am very excited for tomorrow.
34:04I always thought Crosby was going to be the love of my life,
34:08but it turns out that I love Izzy even more.
34:13We all know that I'm basically not good enough for you.
34:16Yeah.
34:21Anyway, I just wanted to thank you.
34:27Thank you all for coming.
34:31Izzy, is there anyone that I've forgotten to mention?
34:37Izzy's hilarious.
34:40There's some excitement.
34:47What the fuck are you doing here?
34:49I think Alice might have invited him.
34:51Well, what would you mind me to do?
34:53Do you want me to throw him out?
34:56Izzy?
34:58Um, can I just...
35:00Please.
35:04Hello.
35:05Thanks, Steve.
35:07I just wanted to say that becoming Izzy's dad
35:12was the best decision I've ever made.
35:15Izzy taught me about unconditional love.
35:20I mean, it's very easy to love Izzy.
35:23I don't know why he's speaking.
35:24Steve's the father of the bride.
35:31No, no.
35:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
35:35What?
35:35What?
35:36No, no.
35:36Okay, no, he's not your father,
35:37but you all thought he could be.
35:40I can't.
35:41Let's fuck it up.
35:42I can't.
35:42I just can't believe you.
35:44He's too old!
35:45Can you ever stop?
35:49Mothers don't stop.
35:50When he's 80, you'll be, what, almost 50?
35:54What are you going to do then?
35:54Well, you're going to wipe his arse and watch his life waste away.
35:57What about when you're 40 and he only wants to go on short flights to creep
36:01because he's frightened of blood clots?
36:03I hate you.
36:03I know!
36:04I hate you!
36:05I hate me too!
36:06And you're a hypocrite because Daniel is 10 years younger than you, Mum.
36:10Yes, and that's probably the reason he's fucking hurt.
36:15I'm sorry.
36:16Nice one, Al.
36:20Thanks for making this easy.
36:24Someone play some bloody music, please!
36:27Are you having a good time?
36:28At this rate, there won't be a bloody wedding tomorrow.
36:55Oh God!
37:01Okay, my family's messed up.
37:04It's kind of freeing in a weird way, isn't it?
37:08What do you mean?
37:10Like we can literally do anything and it's not as bad as them.
37:15True.
37:16I just can't believe my family's gone.
37:21I can be your family for a bit.
37:26Actually, I don't think that's going to work.
37:30Why not?
37:31Because I'm not sure you're allowed to have sex with your family.
37:44Are you sure you want to do this, son?
37:48Yes, I'm sure.
37:50Oh, well that's great.
37:52It's just that in the past, I know commitment's been a bit of an issue for you.
37:57Though it hasn't.
37:58Oh, come on.
38:00You've traveled halfway around the world to get away from me and your mother.
38:03And we knew you never really loved Nancy.
38:06But look, if you feel this is right, then that's great.
38:12I haven't.
38:14But listen, I want to tell you.
38:18A wife is like a bathroom tile.
38:24You lay her right first time, she'll last forever.
38:26Go on.
38:28Maybe.
38:29Maybe she'll see her.
38:35If it's a baby, don't wear your mind.
38:45No.
38:47No!
38:48No!
38:48No!
38:49No!
38:49No!
39:10I'm stuck, Mum!
39:15What's happening?
39:18Oh!
39:19Oh!
39:20I'm stuck! I can't get out!
39:22Just undo this...
39:24The zip! The zip's stuck!
39:25It's stuck! The zip's stuck!
39:26Mum, it's stuck!
39:30That's easy!
39:31No, no, it's not!
39:33Oh, dear!
39:35I'm ripping it!
39:37Oh!
39:40Oh, dear!
39:43Oh, dear!
39:51I'm a terrible person.
39:53You're not a terrible person.
39:56Well, you're a little bit terrible.
39:59Everyone's a little bit terrible.
40:02Izzy hates me?
40:03Yes.
40:04She also loves you,
40:06which is why we're in this mess.
40:08You just love her too much.
40:11That's all.
40:13It's the curse of being a mum.
40:18I'm gonna die alone.
40:20Trapped in a dress I can't take off.
40:24Well, snug dresses never really suited you, dear.
40:29What?
40:30I need to talk to you.
40:31About what?
40:35Izzy!
40:36Izzy!
40:37Oh, Jesus Christ.
40:38This is gonna be a fucking shit show.
40:41This is the best wedding I have ever been to.
40:46What if I've lost her for good?
40:48She'll be back.
40:51You'll leave and you'll come back one way or another.
40:57I'm not ready to let her go.
40:59No one ever is.
41:02I miss her.
41:05It changes, that's all.
41:08You won't lose her completely.
41:13Well, she's making a terrible mistake.
41:15Well, I thought you were making all the terrible mistakes going,
41:18but it all turned out okay.
41:22And even if things do go wrong,
41:25you will be there to help her fix it.
41:28You can't fix having a baby.
41:31She'll love it.
41:32Just like you love her and I love you.
41:35And if she doesn't,
41:38I'm sure one of those rich American couples will probably take it.
41:45However hard things get, there is always some happiness.
41:51Love you, Mum.
41:53Love you, too.
41:59Why are you here?
42:00Because you want me to stop the wedding.
42:02No, no, I don't.
42:04Yes, you do.
42:04Why else would you text me saying that you're getting married this weekend?
42:09That was a mistake.
42:10You love me.
42:11And I love you.
42:12I don't.
42:12Yes, you do.
42:13No, I don't.
42:14You do.
42:15Look, you love me and I know you don't want to, but you do love me.
42:19Yanis, I don't.
42:25Well, that is a problem because I love you and we're having a baby.
42:28I love you without an end.
42:43No.
42:52No, no.
42:55Too cold.
42:57Shut up.
43:04It's really, really irritating having everyone think I'm this other woman when we haven't even fucked.
43:09I'm sorry about this.
43:15Hey, you know your problem, don't you?
43:19No.
43:22You're madly in love with your wife.
43:52What was that?
43:54Mom!
43:54Mom!
43:55Mom!
43:56Mom!
43:56Mom!
43:56Mom!
43:57I don't remember.
43:57What's happened?
43:58We let a candle in.
43:59There's a fire.
44:00Okay.
44:01Okay.
44:01Okay.
44:02Okay.
44:02Get mom.
44:02Okay.
44:07Get mom.
44:08You take her outside.
44:08And you call the fire brigade.
44:13Fire!
44:14Fire!
44:16Fire!
44:22Fuck!
44:23Have you seen Izzy?
44:24Izzy!
44:25Izzy!
44:26Quick, quick, quick.
44:27Come on.
44:28Down the steps.
44:29Down the steps.
44:29Come on, come on.
44:31Izzy!
44:35Izzy, you in there?
44:39Begum man.
44:40Open the door!
44:42There's baking bread.
44:45Okay.
44:46Quickly now!
44:48Is it Izzy?
44:49Is my mom with you?
44:50No.
44:50No?
44:51Okay.
44:51Okay, okay.
44:52Come on.
44:53Straight!
44:54Come, come.
44:56Down the steps.
44:57That's a wise.
44:59Alice?
45:00Alice?
45:02Izzy!
45:03Alice!
45:04Come on, we've got to go!
45:05Is Izzy with you?
45:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:06Yes, everyone's safe.
45:13Oh, I'm sorry.
45:17I am so sorry.
45:21Listen, I should have trusted you.
45:23Mum, I need to tell you something.
45:25I adore you.
45:36Where's Steve?
45:40Oh, my God. Mum.
45:42Did you lock your bedroom door?
45:44No. Why?
45:46I'll get him.
45:47I know where he is.
45:48No, Alice.
45:49I'm going to get him.
45:50You stay with the kids!
45:51Mum!
45:52Oh, my God.
46:18No, no, no, Alice. Stop. No!
46:22No! Stop, Alice. Stop!
46:25No, no, Alice.
46:26Think about what you're about to do.
46:28There's a fire!
46:29What?
46:29We have to get out!
46:31What?
46:32There's a fire!
46:34Oh, shit.
46:45Oh, fuck.
46:49Oh, fuck.
47:17Maybe I'll send a helicopter.
47:19I don't think that's a thing.
47:20Yeah, you're right.
47:21We're fucked.
47:21You're fucked.
47:24Help!
47:25Help!
47:26Help!
47:26Help!
47:26I'm here!
47:27I'm sorry!
47:28Help!
47:29Help!
47:29I'm here!
47:30Can't see us.
47:33Where the fuck are they?
47:35Um, I'm going to go back in.
47:37Yeah.
47:38Wait, we'll come with you.
47:39No, no, you can't.
47:39The baby, the place is full of smoke.
47:44Did you start the fire?
47:45No!
47:50Alice!
48:07Oh God, we're going to die.
48:17I don't know how I let this get so crazy.
48:23What happened to us?
48:26I think I went mad.
48:30I think I just couldn't stand losing both of you at the same time.
48:41I really do love Izzy, but maybe I have no business being married.
48:48Half of me just thought you would stop it.
48:51Yeah, half of me thought I would too.
48:55Ow, this is getting quite hot, isn't it? Ow.
48:59I don't want to burn to death.
49:00I always thought I would die of an accidental drug overdose in some nightclub and my heart would explode.
49:07Well, I always thought I'd die slowly over like full-blown dementia, like clutching my own shit.
49:15Yeah.
49:17Maybe burning to death isn't such a bad option.
49:20Probably hurts, though.
49:21Oh, I'm not good with pain. I'm not good with pain.
49:28Maybe we could jump.
49:31Jump?
49:32Are you serious? We're 50 feet in the ear, Alice.
49:36What? Over to that?
49:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe we could reach it.
49:41No, it's too far away.
49:42I don't know. I mean, what other option do we have? Do you believe in God?
49:46No.
49:47No, me neither. Maybe we should say that we do.
49:50Yes, yes. It seems like a really good time to be open to the idea anyway.
49:55God, if you're real and if you're watching, can you do something, please?
50:00I promise to believe in you from now on and I'll think before I act and I'll try to remember
50:06it's not all about me.
50:07Yes, God. And I promise never to kiss anyone under 40, under 35, let's say, ever again. Thank you, God.
50:17Thank you, God.
50:19Okay, okay, okay. I think it's now or never.
50:23Yeah, we can do this. Yeah, we can do this. We can do this.
50:37Yeah, we can do this.
50:39Huh. Ready?
50:41Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
50:48Alice.
50:53I love you.
50:55Love you too.
51:07Okay, on three.
51:12One, two, three!
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