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00:02I'm Ovelia, the last phoenix alive.
00:08Before my mom died, she told me,
00:11the phoenix bloodline could never end.
00:14But none of the losers from the divine pentagon realm
00:17ever caught my eye,
00:19until I came to the human world.
00:23How's the man?
00:26Still this hot when he's passed out?
00:28And his body?
00:30Damn good.
00:35Not bad!
00:38Our kid would be...
00:41Gorgeous!
00:43Yes!
00:44The phoenix bloodline is saved!
00:56Who are you?
00:57And what are you doing?
01:01You're really hot, and I kinda need your help making a baby.
01:05Are you insane?
01:12You're hurt way too badly to leave this valley.
01:16Why not just behave?
01:18You!
01:19Relax.
01:20I only use you to continue my bloodline.
01:23moving.
01:23I won't chase you afterward.
01:25I won't chase you afterward.
01:33Let's go.
01:55Hooked up with that guy on the clouds, got this egg. Already three years. Still no change. His swimmer's really
02:04that weak?
02:16Mommy!
02:21The meat's ready! Ready? That's destroyed!
02:28Porn controlling fire! That's my girl.
02:45You... you are...
03:02What the hell? I've never pissed off the gods!
03:10Daddy!
03:17Wait...
03:18Isn't this the mortal who was my donor back then?
03:23You... you are actually a god.
03:26Daddy!
03:26Daddy!
03:28Hug!
03:37Wow! Daddy smells so good!
03:40I missed you so much, Daddy. I didn't know you were this handsome. And a god, too.
03:46But why did Mommy tell me you died a long time ago?
03:54Well... your godness, don't be mad. It's just a misunderstanding.
04:00A misunderstanding? You did...
04:05Don't. Not in front of Kara.
04:09Kara.
04:10Her name is Kara.
04:11Yep.
04:12Family name?
04:13No. Just... Kara.
04:16We Phoenixes... don't really have a family name.
04:20But... if needed, she can take mine.
04:22From now on...
04:24Her name is Kara Oderson.
04:29Oh, Oderson.
04:30Oh, Oderson. There's only one god with that name.
04:33The god of war, Ryces.
04:35Oh my god, the hell did I mess with?
04:37So Kara's blue eye is from him.
04:40Wait! Where are you taking Kara?
04:43Wait!
04:44I don't care who you are. You are not taking my daughter.
04:47Are raising her here? In the barren cave?
04:51Barren?!
04:52This is the nicest cave for miles around!
04:55You seriously have no taste!
04:57Nice.
04:59But still a cave.
05:01You think I wanted?
05:03Phoenixes are dying.
05:05I have no choice.
05:15I'm taking the kid...
05:16with me.
05:22No way!
05:26Even if you are god of war, you can't take my daughter.
05:33She's my daughter, too.
05:34Doesn't matter! I've been raising her these past three years.
05:40If you want to take her, fine. Take me, too.
05:48Daddy, Mommy, what's wrong?
05:53Get in.
05:58I'm gonna have to take my daughter, too.
05:58Thanks, Kara!
06:01Mommy!
06:02Finally made it to heaven!
06:19So this is the heavens
06:23It's insane
06:24Can I really be here?
06:28Weren't you begging to come?
06:30What's wrong now? Scared?
06:32Scared? No way!
06:33I'm going
06:42That's the woman who took advantage of Lord Raishaeus
06:45A phoenix
06:47Says she stole Lord Raishaeus' first time
06:50His first time
06:57Oh my god, that's his first time
06:59That's not even the worst part
07:01You know, he already had a phoenix
07:03What?
07:05Fiancée!
07:05The Goddess of Harvest
07:07Beautiful, powerful
07:08She and Lord Raishas were perfect together
07:11But this evil bitch ruined everything
07:14May thunder strike her dead
07:23He's engaged to Goddess of Harvest
07:26Great
07:27Kara and I are totally screwed
07:29Nope
07:30We need to get out of here
07:31This evil bitch ruined everything
07:36Lord Raishaeus' first time
07:39Lord Raishaeus' first time
07:39So scary
07:41Better not piss him off right now
07:44Just play nice for now
07:47No, please
07:48I want Daddy to sleep with me
07:51And tell me a story
07:53But Mommy always slept with you
07:55And told stories before
07:58No, no
07:59I want Daddy
08:08Daddy
08:09Daddy
08:11Wow
08:12Okay
08:12So Mommy's been replaced by Daddy already
08:15Fine
08:16Daddy can stay with you tonight
08:18Don't go, Mommy
08:21I want both Mommy and Daddy with me
08:25Uh, that's weird, right?
08:30Stay
08:42She's seriously obsessed with you already
08:45And it's only been half a day
08:47Surely because I'm her father
08:49Why did you run away back then?
08:53I thought you were just some injured human
08:56I saved you in exchange for
08:58Huh
08:58For one night
09:00You lost nothing, right?
09:06What?
09:07You didn't lose anything?
09:08But got the cutest kid in the world
09:10Still not enough?
09:18What are you doing?
09:19Kara's here
09:24You started everything
09:28What?
09:29Scared now?
09:31Ovelia
09:32Calm down
09:33He has a fiancé
09:35Remember?
09:36Fiancé
09:37Who cares?
09:38You have a kid with him
09:40The goddess is the other woman
09:41Reesey, I...
09:43Ovelia
09:43I won't let you go again
10:06Daddy, Mommy, sleep with me
10:12I'm tired
10:16Good night
10:17Good night
10:31It's so fun
10:33Daddy, I want popcorn
10:36Okay
10:48Rainbow bridge is crazy enough
10:51But a war god used lightning to make popcorn
10:54Just because Kara asked for it
10:56Good
10:57Kids with dads really have it easy
11:02Mommy
11:03Mommy, look
11:04Daddy made all this for me
11:07Daddy, what about Mommy?
11:09Oh, no, no
11:10I'm not a kid anymore
11:16Oh, my God
11:19This is a flaming swing
11:34Lord Rice
11:34The Allfather was furious
11:36After hearing you brought a woman back
11:39He ordered you to see him immediately
11:45All right
11:46Time for a talk with my father
11:49That bitch thinks she can take Reesey from me
11:51With the little bastard
11:55Dream on
11:58He's mine
12:08What smells so good?
12:09Did Daddy make snacks for me?
12:14Mom, who are you?
12:16Let me go
12:16Mom, who are you?
12:25Where are you taking Kara?
12:27Kara, Kara
12:31You bad woman
12:34Let me go
12:35Mommy
12:37Save me
12:42Kara
12:48I've been waiting for you
12:52Who the hell are you?
12:53Why are you hurting my kid?
12:54I'm Ricey's fiance
12:56The high goddess of Harvest Solvy
12:58Trash you and the little bastard
13:00Don't deserve to be the heaven
13:02Now get the hell back to your human world
13:06Solvy
13:08If you touch my daughter
13:10If you touch my daughter
13:11I swear to destroy your soul
13:13A pathetic mortal
13:15Who dares to threaten me
13:30My sweetie
13:31So you're the phoenix
13:33Then I'll kill you with my heavenly ice arrow
13:44You dare harm my family
13:46You're going to pay for this
13:52Stop!
13:54I'm the Harvest Goddess
13:56All Mother chose me
13:57Kill me!
13:59And the entire realm all goes to war
14:03You think I won't do it?
14:09Don't Reese's
14:10Don't start a celestial war over us
14:13The baby and I are fine
14:24Get out
14:25Touch them again
14:26And I swear
14:27Not even your mother can save you
14:30Ricey
14:31You will regret this
14:48Did we just cause trouble for you?
14:53No, it's not your fault
14:56I failed to protect you
14:57I'll never let anyone hurt you again
15:03Oh my god
15:04Why is this man so resistible?
15:06I'm totally losing it over here
15:21Olivia
15:22Will you and Kara stay with me forever?
15:26Daddy
15:28You were so, so cool
15:30The lightning went bam, bam, bam
15:32And you scared the bad lady away
15:37But Kara only makes teeny tiny sparks
15:40That's okay, sweetheart
15:41When we get home
15:42Daddy will teach you how to call down bigger lightning
15:45Yay!
15:46Daddy's the coolest!
15:50Oh father, that shameless
15:52Bewitched rises
15:54She slandered me and nearly convinced him to kill me
15:57She even said
15:58Said what?
16:00She said your divine decree means nothing
16:02She insists on freeze from me
16:08How dare she?
16:11Send word
16:12Order Rethys to bring that woman to me immediately
16:21Yay, we're home
16:27Lord Resey
16:28The Allfather commands you
16:30To bring Lady Olivia to the Heavenly Hall immediately
16:37I'm doomed
16:39I heard the Allfather
16:41Can wipe people out
16:44With the flick of his finger
16:46I need to take the baby
16:47And run
16:58Where are you running off to this time?
17:02Olivia
17:04I'm, I'm not
17:05I'm just worried
17:06Shh
17:07Don't worry
17:08I already planned
17:11To introduce you and Kara
17:13To my parents officially
17:17This just came sooner
17:19Officially
17:20But I'm nobody special
17:22Yes, you are
17:24Olivia
17:25You're my wife
17:26And the mother of my child
17:43Daddy
17:44Why is mommy taking so long?
17:47I got dressed super fast
17:50Daddy, is mommy gonna look like an angel?
17:54Your mommy already is an angel
18:10Wow
18:15Mommy is so pretty
18:17Mommy is the most beautiful angel ever
18:20You're adorable
18:22Such a sweet talker
18:23I'm almost starting to believe you
18:26She's not flattering you
18:29She's telling the truth
18:32You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
18:46This grandpa and grandma's palace
18:48It's so big and pretty
18:49Where did this kid come from?
18:51She's so cute
18:51Even grander than daddy's temple
18:53Wait
18:54Why does she have the thunder god's era?
18:57Oh my god
18:58She's gorgeous
18:59Is she the woman Rhythi's brought back from the mortal realm?
19:01I've never seen a woman this beautiful in the heavens
19:03No wonder Lord Rhythi's fell for her
19:07Father
19:07This is Olivia
19:09I brought her here to meet you
19:14She kneels
19:15A lowly mortal has no right to stand here
19:18Chain her to the mountain
19:20And let the eagles blind her
19:27Father
19:27Olivia is not a lowly mortal
19:31She is my wife
19:33You dare defy your father for this woman?
19:38Rhythi, calm down please
19:41I knew it
19:42Even the thunder god still bows before the all father
19:51Olivia is my wife
19:55If she kneels
19:57Then I kneel beside her
20:00Look at him
20:01The mighty thunder god
20:03Humiliating himself
20:04For some mortal bird
20:06Pathetic
20:07No one will ruin the thunder god
20:12I'll exile her to the frozen wastelands forever
20:16All father
20:18Lord Rhythi's
20:19Please stop
20:22Rhythi's
20:23Step aside right now
20:25Father
20:26Please stop
20:34Please stop
20:36Grandpa
20:37Up
20:45Grandpa
20:46The wind is so scary
20:48Kara's cold
20:57Whose child
20:58Is this?
21:00Kara's mommy and daddy's baby
21:02That's my daddy
21:03Father
21:04Kara's my daughter with Olivia
21:05She's your granddaughter
21:07Grandpa
21:08Up
21:14It's a lie
21:15She's a filthy bird whore
21:18That bastard child isn't Rhythi's
21:21She's using that child
21:22To climb into the heaven
21:26Liar
21:26The phoenix bloodline is sacred
21:29We would never mate carelessly
21:32Kara is Rhythi's daughter
21:37I believe you
21:41You shameless bitch
21:43You seduced him when he was weak
21:45And now you're using the kid
21:47To marry your way up
21:48You filthy whore
21:50You don't deserve to stand among gods
21:53Go crawl back to your pathetic little nest
21:56Bad lady
21:57Stop being mean to mommy
22:00Stop being mean to mommy
22:06Ugly witch
22:07My mommy's a phoenix queen
22:09She's way hotter than you
22:12Oh, you little brat
22:14I'll kill you
22:21I'll kill you
22:22Grandpa, save me
22:23That ugly witch wants to kill Kara.
22:28Stop it.
22:30Oh, father, you're protecting this child.
22:35Lightning is our family's unique power.
22:39This child can summon it at her age.
22:41She's Races' daughter.
22:45Grandpa is awesome.
22:48Even cooler than daddy.
22:50Good girl.
22:54She's a lot cuter than Raius ever was.
22:58Don't worry, father's already fallen for her.
23:02That's because Kara takes after Mommy.
23:09Kara stays.
23:10But you, Olivia, are not worthy of Raius.
23:13The future Ulfar needs a God-born wife.
23:16Guards, take the child away from her.
23:19No, no, Kara won't leave Mommy.
23:21Bad Grandpa.
23:26Touch them.
23:28And you die.
23:31Freeze, please!
23:33You dare defy your father for this woman?
23:36No one defies me.
23:41Father, why can't you let this go?
23:43No, I never wanted to oppose you, but I'll never turn my back on them.
23:59Wow.
24:03Mother.
24:04Mother.
24:07Your Majesty.
24:10Have you two lost your minds, fighting in the Divine Hall in front of all the gods?
24:15It's this brat.
24:16He always has to fight me on everything.
24:20Your Majesty, this whole mess started because of her!
24:24No one asked for your opinion.
24:28Take Olivia to the guest quarters to rest first.
24:33Don't worry.
24:35Go get some rest, and I'll come find you soon.
24:43Pretty Grandma, please don't be mad.
24:46Kara will be a good girl.
24:49What a sweet child.
24:51Come here.
24:57Open the door!
25:00Open the door!
25:02My lady, please wait here.
25:04The princess is with the queen.
25:06There's no need for concern.
25:08No need for concern, please?
25:09They're obviously trying to keep my kid and get rid of me.
25:12That old man's definitely dumping me to the wasteland.
25:16I'm a firebird.
25:17Sending me to a frozen wasteland is a death sentence.
25:20Nope.
25:20Kara and I are getting out of here.
25:26Re-seize!
25:28You must marry Solvee.
25:30You know why.
25:30Father, I can't marry her.
25:32Olivia is the woman I love.
25:34The Crimson Abyss is in chaos.
25:37The dragons are raging.
25:38Marrying Solvee unites heaven and earth to stop them.
25:42It's your duty.
25:43Father, I'll kill the five dragons myself.
25:46And I'll earn the right to choose my own wife.
25:48You!
25:59Lock me up.
26:00Nice try.
26:01Not happening.
26:09It's late, my lady.
26:10Where are you going?
26:13I...
26:15If you can't explain it, don't bother.
26:29Tonight, you aren't going anywhere.
26:41I wasn't trying to escape.
26:43I just don't want to be banished to the wasteland.
26:45I want to take Kara home.
26:47I won't let anyone send you away.
26:49Trust me.
26:50Give me some time.
26:50And I'll handle everything.
26:54Re-seize.
26:55I...
26:56Kara's asleep.
26:57No more running from me tonight.
27:02Gracie, what if they're right?
27:04What if I only wanted your power?
27:07So what?
27:08Your man's the god of war.
27:10Your power's the one thing I'll never run out of.
27:12If you want it, it's yours.
27:14Who wants your power anyway?
27:18Then what do you want?
27:20Me?
27:21Me?
27:22I'm all yours.
27:45Mommy!
27:46Daddy!
27:47I'm here.
27:50I'm here.
27:54Pretty Grandma gave Kara all these gifts.
27:58I'm giving them all to you, Mommy.
28:02Thank you, my baby.
28:03You really are the sweetest little angel.
28:08Sweetie, what if you had to choose between Mommy and Daddy?
28:11Between Heaven and the mortal land?
28:13I don't want to choose.
28:15I want everything.
28:16Daddy, Mommy, Grumpy Grandpa, and Pretty Grandma.
28:21All of them.
28:25We'll figure everything out.
28:26I promise.
28:32Ricey is stern.
28:33What?
28:34Rice is going to slay dragons for that woman?
28:39Racise is mine.
28:41And Olivia, she won't live long enough to see him come back.
28:48Stay here and be good.
28:49No one can hurt you here.
28:51I'll be back soon.
28:52You better come back safe.
28:54I'm still waiting for you to marry me.
29:22My man, my hero.
29:24I'm still waiting for you to marry me.
29:25He is so damn.
29:31Solvee, what are you doing here?
29:35Risi warned you to stay away from me and Kara.
29:38Shut up, bitch.
29:41Don't use Risi to scare me.
29:43He went to slay dragons.
29:47Whether he comes back alive is another question!
29:52My man's a true hero.
29:53I know he'll come back safe.
30:00Whether he returns or not, he's not here now.
30:05This time, you're dead.
30:30Damn it.
30:33Risi, or he even burned his powers.
30:38To leave you a lightning barrier!
30:42Risi left this for me.
30:46He's way too good to me.
30:49Don't get cocky, bitch!
30:52Just wait!
30:55My husband loves me.
30:59He left a barrier to protect me from crazy women like you.
31:06Come at me if you can.
31:09Bitch!
31:10I will kill you someday!
31:17Oh, father.
31:18I am the daughter of the Earth Goddess.
31:21How can they humiliate the Harvest Goddess like this?
31:25If my mother learns this, she'll be furious.
31:32Dry your tears, child.
31:34Rhys is just blinded right now.
31:37He'll come to his senses soon.
31:41Those Abyss Dragons are unstoppable.
31:45Once Risi suffers enough, he'll come back and admit he was wrong.
31:50Your engagement stands.
31:52Really?
31:56Bad Grandpa.
31:58He's helping that evil woman.
32:00Hurt Mommy and Daddy.
32:02Kara hates Grandpa now.
32:08Kara's taking all her treasures, bad Grandpa.
32:13I'm going to find Mommy.
32:21Where do you think you're going, you little brat?
32:27You bad lady, what do you want?
32:36From now on, I am your mother.
32:40And I'll teach you how to behave.
32:44Let me go!
32:46No, Mommy!
32:47Daddy!
32:47So annoying!
32:48Don't worry, little brat.
32:51You'll see your mother very soon.
32:58Sweet little Kara.
33:00Call me Mommy, and all these fruits are yours.
33:06Except me, and I'll grant you divine status.
33:12Your low-life bird mommy can give you nothing.
33:16Bad lady!
33:18My mommy's the prettiest phoenix ever!
33:21You're not even worth one of her feathers!
33:27You little bastard.
33:29Doing it the hard way, huh?
33:31Let me teach you the manners your trash mother never did!
33:50Kara's overusing her power.
33:52She's in danger.
33:53Bryce, I'm sorry, but I can't stay here.
34:00You brat!
34:02I'll freeze you solid and dump you in the ice wasteland!
34:06Your mother will never find you, die!
34:08Mommy, I can't breathe!
34:24Get away from my child!
34:37Mommy!
34:38You finally came!
34:40Olivia, you came up.
34:43I couldn't touch you inside Reese's barrier,
34:46but now I'm tearing you apart!
34:53You underestimate the phoenix race, Solby.
34:56You hurt my daughter, and you'll pay for it.
35:13Go, Mommy!
35:14Beat up the bad lady!
35:20Enough!
35:21You pathetic mother and daughter should both die!
35:30Behold the sword of the gods!
35:33Even gods are reduced to ashes before its power.
35:52Drop dead!
35:54Don't hurt my mommy!
35:57Help!
35:58You filthy bird!
36:00Help me!
36:01I took a deal!
36:02I took a day to die!
36:03It's so nice!
36:04You're over!
36:05There's a lot of fun!
36:09You're over!
36:11You're over!
36:23You're over!
36:25dragons in the abyss?
36:28I didn't mean it!
36:29Rice, I wasn't trying to kill you!
36:36Ricey!
36:37Ricey!
36:39Don't cry.
36:40I killed all five dragons.
36:42Now no one can stop me from marrying you.
36:48No.
36:49Ricey, please.
36:51Don't leave me.
36:53Daddy, wake up!
36:54Daddy!
37:00He exhausted his power fighting dragons.
37:09You idiot.
37:10Did you really risk your life just for a promise?
37:19Rice, wake up.
37:22Kara and I need you.
37:23You promised to marry me.
37:26Please don't leave us again.
37:43Honey,
37:44even if it costs me everything,
37:46I will save you.
37:58I want mommy and daddy.
38:00I want to go to the spring.
38:04Little princess,
38:05your mommy is healing your daddy.
38:07You'll just get in the way.
38:08Come with grandpa.
38:10Let me go bad, grandpa.
38:12Grandpa, what are you plotting now?
38:13I want daddy.
38:14I want mommy.
38:15Stupid old man.
38:17Princess Kara will never surrender.
38:29I can't believe it.
38:32You're unconscious,
38:33and history is repeating itself.
38:36But this time,
38:37it's not about bloodline.
38:39It's because I love you.
38:42Honey, please wake up.
38:43If you do,
38:45I'll do anything for you.
38:47Anything.
38:50Really?
38:56Anything.
38:57Reese,
38:58you're awake.
39:01You've done enough, my lady.
39:03Leave the rest to me.
39:24I want mommy.
39:26I want daddy.
39:29Bad grandpa can't stop me.
39:32Be good, Kara.
39:33I'm not lying.
39:36Your dad is healing.
39:38He'll be okay soon.
39:40Bad grandpa's lying again.
39:42Take this.
39:50Hey, my beard!
40:02You little brat.
40:03Keep acting up and I'll...
40:04You're what?
40:06Keep acting up,
40:08I'll spank you.
40:09Hmm.
40:10Do it then.
40:11Bad grandpa hurt daddy
40:13and wants to hit Kara too.
40:14I'll burn this palace down.
40:21All right, all right.
40:23Grandpa was wrong.
40:24I'm sorry.
40:24Okay?
40:25What's going on here?
40:27Honey,
40:28thank God your ear.
40:29Please deal with this little monster.
40:33I did nothing wrong.
40:35It's all grandpa's fault.
40:38Kara's right.
40:39This is all your fault.
40:40Don't worry, sweetie.
40:41Grandma's on your side.
40:43Honey,
40:43you can't be this unfair.
40:45Reasonable.
40:46You forced our son
40:47into marriage.
40:48Now he's hurt
40:50and our granddaughter
40:51suffered too.
40:53Good morning, honey.
40:58Your injuries,
40:59they're gone.
41:04Thank you for saving my life,
41:05my lady.
41:07To show my gratitude,
41:08I've decided
41:12to give myself to you again.
41:15You...
41:15Stop teasing me.
41:20My lady.
41:22A man just waking up
41:23is far too easy to tempt.
41:25What on earth
41:26are you talking about?
41:27Why is your face so red?
41:29Do you have a fever?
41:30You're the one with a fever.
41:32God,
41:32it's impossible.
41:33This is a divine medicine
41:35from the Thunder Clan.
41:37It'll strengthen your powers.
41:39Now it's yours.
41:41How do I take this?
41:44I'll feed you myself.
41:53Maybe we should have
41:54another baby.
41:55Okay?
41:58Okay.
42:15How does this little girl
42:17never get tired?
42:21Disaster!
42:22Princess Kara swam
42:24in the Sky River
42:25and blasted a hole
42:27through it.
42:28All the sacred fish
42:29fell into the sea.
42:32Princess Kara
42:33started a fire
42:34roasting corn.
42:36The flower goddesses
42:38already fled the garden.
42:44Just let her be
42:45as long as she's happy.
42:48Raising kids
42:49really is exhausting.
42:59Kara.
43:01Mommy!
43:02Daddy!
43:07Daddy,
43:08are you all better now?
43:10Yes.
43:12Your mommy saved me.
43:14Wow!
43:14Mommy is amazing!
43:21Mommy, Daddy,
43:23you took so long
43:24to find me.
43:25I thought
43:26you didn't
43:27want me anymore.
43:29You're our most
43:30precious baby.
43:32How could we ever
43:33leave you behind?
43:40Mommy and Daddy
43:41were busy
43:42giving Kara
43:43a little sister.
43:49Mommy,
43:51are you having
43:51another baby?
43:53Little baby,
43:54I'm your big sister.
43:56Be good
43:57and I'll save
43:58all my candy
44:00for you.
44:01Yay!
44:01I'm going to be
44:02a big sister!
44:06What are you
44:07talking about?
44:10I might not
44:11even be pregnant yet.
44:15Not pregnant yet?
44:18Well then,
44:19tonight,
44:19I guess,
44:21I'll just
44:22have to try harder.
44:33Olivia,
44:34I was wrong.
44:36Thank you
44:37for saving
44:37my son twice.
44:41You've proven
44:42your courage
44:43and your love.
44:49Spread the word!
44:50in three days,
44:52heaven will
44:53celebrate
44:54the grandest
44:55wedding for
44:55Rices and Olivia.
44:57Thank you!
44:57Thank you!
44:58Thank you!
45:27I know that it's a big bad world out there
45:31And that you're lost deep in it
45:35When I drink my morning coffee
45:38The newspaper says that you're out there to win it
45:43You'll be chasing dogs
45:45I object!
45:54This wedding won't happen
45:58I'm the god of war's rightful wife!
46:01Olivia, bitch!
46:02If I can't have him, neither can you!
46:06Mommy! Daddy!
46:08It's your wedding day!
46:09Kara's super strong now!
46:11Leave this bad woman to me!
46:13You little brat!
46:15You dare challenge me!
46:17Since you want death!
46:19I'll give it to you!
46:21Tweety, watch out!
46:33Storm lightning ball!
46:35Go catch the bad woman!
46:38I'll give it to you!
46:46No!
46:51This can't be happening!
46:52I am the great harvest goddess!
46:55How could I lose to you?
46:58You little bastard!
47:00I cursed you in the name of the gods!
47:01Shut up, bad woman!
47:03You lost!
47:04So now you're cursing people!
47:06I'm throwing you into the ocean!
47:18You filthy bird!
47:20Let me out!
47:31I'll never lose!
47:33I sacrifice my divinity to curse the skies into eternal darkness!
47:49What's going on?
47:51Why did the sky go black?
47:57I, Solvee, curse the three realms!
48:00Eternal night shall fall, and all life will wither away!
48:09Her again?
48:11Didn't I just throw her into the ocean?
48:16I can't believe, Solvee sacrificed her divinity and destroyed herself, just to block out the sun!
48:28Solvee, you're dragging everyone down with you!
48:31Just for your selfish obsession!
48:33You don't deserve to be a god!
48:35No, I won't let you destroy everything!
48:38Don't worry, my love.
48:40No one can hide the sun.
48:42You are the phoenix of hope and light.
48:44You make this world eternal.
48:48Let's banish the darkness together.
48:57No!
48:58No!
48:59No!
49:00No!
49:01No!
49:02No!
49:02No!
49:02No!
49:03No!
49:03No!
49:03No!
49:04No!
49:04No!
49:05No!
49:07No!
49:23No!
49:24No!
49:24No!
49:24No!
49:24No!
49:25No!
49:25No!
49:25No!
49:27No!
49:27No!
49:27No!
49:27No!
49:29No!
49:33No!
49:50Oh, I have a little sister.
49:59Little sister, I'll play with you from now on.
50:11Man, your genes are strong. Both girls look exactly like you.
50:15What's wrong with looking like me? It's called being adorable. Don't you like it?
50:22I do. My lady, how about one more baby?
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