00:08For five whole years, Sheila you were my world. I would have done anything for you, but today you'll get
00:18what you really want from me. A divorce.
00:34Happy Anniversary. Now you can be with your one true love.
00:48Yeah, come to me baby.
00:57Oh my god!
01:02Oh Bryce!
01:10When we first met, I nursed you back to health. I cooked, I cleaned, I fumigated our home so you'd
01:19be safe from mold spores. No matter how perfect I made your life, it was never enough.
01:28It's clear now, your perfect life doesn't include my love. One final night, and then I'll give you the sweetest
01:37gift of all. Freedom.
01:45Midnight, and you're still not home. Normally I'd be worried sick, but I'm done waiting around for you.
01:54Yeah, I just got home.
01:56Sheila?
01:58For me? Sheila this is beautiful.
02:01Thank you for the show, Bryce.
02:02It's Bryce again.
02:08Excuse me.
02:12Clumsy fuck.
02:14Look what you just did.
02:17You were out with Bryce on an anniversary?
02:20God, stop with this jealousy shit. I just went to the beach.
02:24Sheila, you have a deadly coral allergy. You can't just go.
02:27I know, I know, okay?
02:29It was just a mean old skinny dip.
02:31Skinny dipping?
02:33You went to skinny dipping with Bryce tonight?
02:35We didn't want to get our clothes wet.
02:37Okay?
02:38I could barely see a thing.
02:40I'm so done.
02:42I made you a cake.
02:44Oh my god, can I not get one fucking moment of peace?
02:48You were so caught in my way.
02:49And you know what?
02:50I'd fund your entire life.
02:52And if you didn't have me, you'd be a nobody.
02:56No cakes for nobodies.
02:59Thanks.
03:06I would be somebody if not for you.
03:08The ocean was to be my home.
03:11I was set to be the top deep sea explorer for Sealab.
03:18Set a course for the trench.
03:20Full speed ahead.
03:24You are in high marks of bravery.
03:27But sometimes dreams must take a back seat.
03:31To do that.
03:33Hugo.
03:35You'll marry my sick and feeble daughter?
03:39Perry.
03:40You rescued me from that orphanage when I was a kid.
03:42She was my first friend.
03:46No question.
03:49Good man, Hugo.
03:51But now it's all over.
03:53And we can both be happy.
03:57Sheila.
03:57We need to talk.
03:58I can't.
03:59Late to meet Bryce.
04:05Sheila, you will have your whole life to be with Bryce.
04:10Come on, Hugo.
04:12Enough with this poor pitiful me shit.
04:14And where is my smoothie?
04:17We need to discuss this.
04:19Sheila.
04:20Hugo.
04:21You have one job.
04:22And that's just to make my smoothie in the morning so I can be strong.
04:25Can you do nothing right?
04:29I, I, what?
04:31Like, hello?
04:32Can you fucking speak?
04:34Jesus.
04:35What are you moping about anyway?
04:37I promised your father I'd marry you.
04:40But it all ends today.
04:44Yeah.
04:46Hi, babe.
04:54I'll be right there.
04:55Do you know what you just signed?
04:57Signed?
04:58Don't sign.
04:58Who gives a shit?
04:59Hugo.
05:00Only if you can control your attitude.
05:02Sorry I'm late, Bryce.
05:04My so-called husband wouldn't make me a damn smoothie.
05:06If you need extra nutrition, I have something I can give you.
05:10Oh.
05:11So you're gonna give me what I need?
05:12Oh, yeah.
05:14It'll fill you up.
05:16Hear that?
05:17Bryce is gonna give me anything I want.
05:19Why can't you just be a little more like him?
05:21Is he now?
05:22Clearly that is just beyond you.
05:25You know, when my parents got divorced, Bryce spent years researching an entire shark species
05:29and he named it after me.
05:31I can't just do something like that.
05:34You think Bryce did that?
05:38I spent three years looking for that shark.
05:51This is the world's biggest shark.
05:57I'm gonna name it after my girl back home.
06:00I still have so much fun.
06:00She'll add us a moris.
06:21I'm gonna name it.
06:25best. What is it? It's our most ambitious mission ever. Deep sea, one year, zero
06:32contact. Are you in? I thought you'd never ask. So you're in? Oh yeah. Outstanding.
06:43Your training starts in two days. But I've been out of the water for five years.
06:47How did you hear of me? Your father-in-law, Perry McGuire. Let us know you might be
06:53here. Perry. Hugo, come on in. Have a seat. I hear congratulations in order. Perry,
07:03I can't thank you enough. Recommending you was the easy part. You're the right man for
07:07the job, Hugo. So what about Sheila? Hugo, remember when Bryce left my daughter?
07:17I just bought a castle out there. Give him a sniff. Give it a little smell. The best
07:22of the best for you. Take that. Sheila, I really, I can't. I got a lot on my plate.
07:30Come on, ladies.
07:39My daughter's life could have ended that day. You marry my daughter, I'll pay you handsomely.
07:48I'm not in it for the money, Perry. I needed her and now she needs me.
07:59You agreeing to marry Sheila saved my daughter's life. Hugo, it's been five years since you made
08:06that selfless decision to marry my decrepit daughter. I think it's time for you to forge
08:11your new path, son. You sure that she will be okay?
08:18Listen, Sheila's mother cheated on me more than I can count. I just waited too long to
08:22divorce her. That was my mistake. I don't want you to repeat my mistake, Hugo. Your debt's
08:29been paid. Like mother, like daughter, Sheila's going to regret letting you go until the day
08:34she dies. I promise you that. You're a good man, Hugo. I'm proud of you.
08:44Hugo. Thanks, Perry.
08:50Hugo, you worthless ass. I've been waiting at the door for five minutes.
08:56Is this you, Harriet?
08:58Don't talk back, you dickless troll. Without my money, you'd be living under a bridge,
09:04which is where you belong.
09:06Well, I was just living.
09:12What's this suitcase for? Tell me my daughter finally kicked your worthless butt to the curb.
09:20No, Harry. Actually, I am wanted elsewhere.
09:24Where do you think you're going?
09:27You don't get to just milk my daughter for her money and not work for it.
09:32Oh, fuck.
09:37Shine my shoes, boy.
09:40Wait until you see what I have planned after for us.
09:49Why don't you do mine next, okay?
09:54Oh, um, that's my husband.
09:58Oh, my God, Hugo. I didn't even, I, I thought you were the maid.
10:02Bryce.
10:06I'm so happy to hear you're moving in.
10:09Wait, what?
10:10Bryce is moving in?
10:12Yeah.
10:13Oh, quit sulking about it.
10:15It has nothing to do with you.
10:16It's my house, so I get to decide.
10:19Finally.
10:19Now Bryce and Sheila can be together.
10:22Oh.
10:23Well, I, I don't want to be, uh, home right there.
10:25What?
10:26You're rich, successful, handsome.
10:29Unlike her dog of a husband, Hugo.
10:32Harriet, surely you're not calling Hugo a dog.
10:35Sheila's little bitch.
10:39Mom?
10:39Bryce?
10:40Oh, don't get upset.
10:42They're just teasing.
10:43Not upset.
10:46Not at all.
10:47Excuse me.
10:49Wait, where are you going?
10:51Does it matter?
10:53Hugo, if you feel uncomfortable with me staying here, I can get a hotel.
10:56Oh, no.
10:57You're staying here.
10:58Because I could use the company.
11:01You sure?
11:02I could rent out one of those nice presidential suites.
11:06We can try on the headboards.
11:08Hugo is the only one who should be going to a hotel.
11:13As you wish.
11:14Wait, Hugo.
11:16There's enough room in the house for both of you and Bryce.
11:20Ah!
11:23Bryce!
11:24Bryce, are you okay?
11:26I'll be fine.
11:27It's just that first class really doesn't remember on my back.
11:31Yeah, I understand.
11:32Well, we'll handle that immediately.
11:34Hugo.
11:35Go upstairs and run in.
11:37I have some salt bath.
11:38Quickly.
11:40Well?
11:41Chop, chop.
11:42Bryce can run his own bath.
11:44Shhh.
11:45Why are you being so rude?
11:47Bryce is our guest and he's in pain for God's sake.
11:50It's not my problem.
11:52What is going into you?
11:54Sheila, it's okay.
11:56If I had to run my wife's legs to bath, I'd be crying too.
11:59You worthless piece of shit.
12:01You are not half the man, Bryce is.
12:03Harriet, don't worry about it.
12:05Sheila knows how to fix my back right now.
12:10You know what would really fix my back?
12:13Taking my two ladies to a reservation at La Rizia.
12:21How did you get a table?
12:22I pulled a few strings.
12:25Hugo could come too.
12:27Yeah, we could get him a spot at the bar.
12:33Wonderful.
12:34That's so nice, Bryce.
12:37Give me your walk, bitch.
12:41Shoot her.
12:56Bryce, go, please.
12:59That's a pretty brave thing you did there, Hugo.
13:03It's too bad I can't let you be the hero.
13:07Oh, does that hurt?
13:09Does that hurt?
13:11You're almost as tight as your wife.
13:16Ah!
13:17Oh, son of a bitch got me!
13:18Bryce, oh my god.
13:20Oh my god, it's stressing me, okay?
13:21What happened?
13:22I was trying to find out the mugger, but he cut me.
13:24I should've just ran away like Hugo.
13:26Oh, Bryce.
13:28Coward?
13:29You abandoned Bryce and almost got killed?
13:31Fuck, I've been stabbed.
13:33Hugo, do you mind?
13:35Bryce got hurt trying to protect us.
13:37Jesus Christ!
13:38Hugo, you can walk to the hospital.
13:40Oh, Bryce, look at all this blood!
13:43If I die, I'm just happy I could've saved you, Sheila.
13:48No, no, no, no, no!
13:49I'll let you die!
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