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00:01:26Love you. Bye-bye, darling.
00:01:28What about dinner?
00:01:30What about dinner?
00:01:31My name is Jack.
00:01:33Well, my mother calls me Jack.
00:01:35Everybody that cares about me calls me Jack.
00:01:37That's my name.
00:01:38But I work under the name of Sabrina.
00:01:41And all the queens all call me Sabrina whenever I see them.
00:01:45I go up to this queen and I say, what's your name?
00:01:48The queen says, Monique.
00:01:50And you say, that's marvelous, darling, but what was your name before?
00:01:54And the queen will look at you straight in the eye and say, there was no before.
00:02:01I don't try to compete with them.
00:02:03Look, I'm 24 years old, but in drag I come on like 110.
00:02:07And I do this whole bar mitzvah mother thing, you know, gaudy gowns and pushy.
00:02:12But it's a good relationship with them because they don't fear me as competition.
00:02:16They respect me and it's commercial.
00:02:20All drag queens, one is love.
00:02:23And they try to get that love by being sexy and beautiful.
00:02:26For some of them, baby, they sleep during the day and they do all their work at night.
00:02:32Because they're night people.
00:02:34Some of them are not experienced or have ever seen day people or work with day people or seen the
00:02:37outside world.
00:02:38A lot of them know their street corners and their bars.
00:02:43And their favorite YMCA and their favorite fathouse.
00:02:47But they're beautiful.
00:03:03They're like in this fantasy bag, you know.
00:03:06But who's not in a fantasy bag?
00:03:38I can't help but feel a certain responsibility for Richard.
00:03:41Although I certainly know I have no responsibility to him.
00:03:45I first met Richard at one of my promotional parties.
00:03:47I just came in in one of my Alcoa presents gowns and went dancing around with it.
00:03:52All of a sudden there's this little kid sitting there and started asking me questions.
00:03:56And he wanted advice on drag and everything.
00:03:59Well, first of all, I'm not interested in getting any new recruits to the drag bag.
00:04:03All I want to do is sell tickets for people to come see them.
00:04:05So I said, look, go get yourself some barbells.
00:04:09But he wasn't about to take advice from anybody.
00:04:11I really don't think Richard ever needed any advice.
00:04:14He just sort of had it all mapped out in front of him.
00:04:27Oh, hello.
00:04:29Hello.
00:04:29I'm here from Washington.
00:04:30Elliot.
00:04:30I'm here.
00:04:32Washington is here.
00:04:33Yes.
00:04:35Hello.
00:04:36How are you?
00:04:37Okay, baby.
00:04:37How are you?
00:04:38Take your coat off.
00:04:40Pardon?
00:04:41I got a phone message for me this morning.
00:04:43You were calling from Washington?
00:04:45No, I was here.
00:04:46You were here in New York?
00:04:47Oh, my God.
00:04:48We called Washington.
00:04:49We thought you were back there.
00:04:50I called Washington and thought you were back there.
00:04:52No, I don't think the woman ever understood what I was.
00:04:54Okay, now we've got to check you into the hotel.
00:04:57In Washington, you were Miss Universe, right?
00:05:00Well, in our concert, you won't be Miss Universe.
00:05:01You'll be a part of the Washington.
00:05:02You'll be Miss Greater Washington.
00:05:04Okay?
00:05:05Did you fly all the way in or did you take a train?
00:05:08Mary Alice Louise, may I please speak to a contestant?
00:05:12Hi.
00:05:13You want to take your coat out of it?
00:05:15We'll check in with Joey and it's been in the same time as I was doing yesterday.
00:05:22Joey.
00:05:23Joey.
00:05:24Yes, this is mine.
00:05:25This is...
00:05:27Check in.
00:05:29Hi, girl.
00:05:30Hello.
00:05:31How are you?
00:05:32How are you?
00:05:33How are you?
00:05:35How are you?
00:05:35How are you?
00:05:35Hi, how are you?
00:05:36Hi, baby.
00:05:36Hi.
00:05:37Hi.
00:05:40That's her.
00:05:41Hello.
00:05:42Who is this?
00:05:43Let her see it first.
00:05:45No, that's Nicole.
00:05:46I run these contests all over America.
00:05:49From Boston to the Ozarks.
00:05:51And drag queens are all the same.
00:05:53You get them together, it's like a convention.
00:05:55As soon as you get out in the Midwest.
00:05:57And so when I got out of the cab, he said...
00:05:59We were talking about the show.
00:06:00And he said to me...
00:06:01He said to me, you are a woman, aren't you?
00:06:04And I...
00:06:05That's why I told him it was a female impersonation contest.
00:06:06He said, you are a woman, aren't you?
00:06:08I said, no.
00:06:09I said, I want a contestant in the contest.
00:06:10He goes, oh.
00:06:13He said, oh.
00:06:14We certainly aren't hurting.
00:06:15And he said, on the other hand, which is more,
00:06:17he said, I thought the other one
00:06:18who just got out of the car was a dyke.
00:06:19He said, oh.
00:06:22After recess.
00:06:25Hi.
00:06:26Hi, Jeremy.
00:06:28Joey.
00:06:29Get back here.
00:06:30Yeah.
00:06:30This is Jay under New York.
00:06:32Oh, hi.
00:06:32This is Joe Benuti.
00:06:36This is Joe Benuti.
00:06:37Hi, David.
00:06:37I'm going to close with you.
00:06:40Okay, great.
00:06:41I'd like to stay here now.
00:06:42We're going to check into it.
00:06:43It looks great.
00:06:44You didn't watch it.
00:06:45Oh, yes.
00:06:46I checked into it.
00:06:47It looks great.
00:06:49You didn't watch it.
00:06:49I checked into it.
00:06:54Richard, would you please get in here and everyone else?
00:06:58Joe is in charge of the entire East Coast contest.
00:07:01What Joey says is it.
00:07:04What color hair do you want?
00:07:06Shut up.
00:07:07Will everybody please be quiet for a minute?
00:07:10Yes, will everyone please be quiet.
00:07:12Kids, and have all of your attention, please.
00:07:14Hi.
00:07:20If you remove a garment, we must know about it, and we'll have a page there to take it
00:07:26away from you.
00:07:27At the front of the stage, right, you want to take off the duster.
00:07:30So instead of doing the age-old drag trick of taking off the duster and letting it fall,
00:07:34flop on the floor, as in would you believe Cupcake Cassidy has been doing that act at the Globe for
00:07:3840 years.
00:07:39Instead of that, you take the duster off, hold the duster behind you if you want, or hold it out
00:07:44or something if you want,
00:07:45or just take it off, and you put your arm out.
00:07:47And it's our responsibility to make sure your page is there, and he will be.
00:07:50That instant, there's a page there to take your duster.
00:07:54It looks very much gayer for you, and it looks one million times better for the audience,
00:08:00and if you don't do it, the judges take points off.
00:08:02Number two, if you are difficult or uncooperative, in the opinion of all those people in charge of you,
00:08:09which I'm sure none of you will be, but I'm telling you this so you'll know about it.
00:08:13You may be dropped from the contest.
00:08:16Or if you stay out on stage longer than the time allotted.
00:08:23And this you'll learn in rehearsal.
00:08:25And no cruising in front of town hall.
00:08:27Yes, and you may not bring numbers to the room, unless you share them with Nationals Academy.
00:08:32The National Academy is me. I promote and run the whole shtick.
00:08:36The point system again, five points for walk, five points for talk, five for bathing suit, five for gown, five
00:08:48for makeup and hairdo, and ten for beauty.
00:09:00Okay, we've got these three problems.
00:09:02Number one, finding a hotel with 28 empty rooms.
00:09:07Number two, finding a hotel hip enough to let our guys in there.
00:09:12And number three, keeping the guys in.
00:09:20Pick up, five for dinner.
00:09:25Pick up, five for dinner.
00:09:29Oh, you enjoyed the bed?
00:09:32No. I'm not prepared to put my wig.
00:09:34Put it in the closet?
00:09:35Put it over there somewhere.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:39It wasn't there where was the bathroom.
00:09:42Someone left there.
00:09:43Come on.
00:09:44It's a brush brush.
00:09:46This thing's a mess. Don't even ask.
00:09:48Look at this. It's pulling upon it. I'm going to have to reset it.
00:09:52Do you like the color?
00:09:53It's very nice, Jimmy. Yeah, great.
00:09:55I love the way you put your keys up in the back.
00:09:57Thank you, Dad.
00:10:18Let's see a coat. Let's see a cake.
00:10:21Two bottles of scotch, please.
00:10:24You're lucky if you get the taste.
00:10:25Thank you. We'll be down for it.
00:10:27Do you like it? I don't know.
00:10:31Do you like it?
00:10:32Let's see if it's wrinkled.
00:10:33Beautiful. Beautiful.
00:10:34I made it in one night.
00:10:35I know.
00:10:36Do you like it?
00:10:37It's very nice.
00:10:38It's different.
00:10:39The color with the black hair for change.
00:10:41You're still a bit frosted here.
00:10:43Oh, my Ganselman stuff. I don't know how I'm going to do this.
00:10:45I didn't control it.
00:10:56Can we try it on?
00:10:57Let's see if it fits all right.
00:10:59These are the earrings I want to be needing to look.
00:11:02Aren't they pretty?
00:11:03I fixed them already.
00:11:04What's wrong with it?
00:11:05They were just loose.
00:11:06Where's the brush?
00:11:06You know?
00:11:07Do you have the brush?
00:11:08Yeah, I have a brush in here.
00:11:10Jimmy, remember that stuff for the beards.
00:11:12Remember that stuff for the beards.
00:11:13We need that stuff to cover our beards.
00:11:14Hey, I have to go get it.
00:11:15The stuff she told us to get to cover our beards
00:11:17so they're ready for our makeup.
00:11:19What time is rehearsal tomorrow?
00:11:21Uh, rehearsals are at two.
00:11:22Jerry and Roy Studios.
00:11:24Are you going to be able to get this clothes out?
00:11:25Yeah, well, should you put landline on it?
00:11:27No, I have to get that.
00:11:29That'd be cool.
00:11:30The thing is, you know, when you're made up,
00:11:31I want to get an idea of this beard.
00:11:34You're not bothered.
00:11:35Yeah.
00:11:36All right, but that's good.
00:11:38Hmm.
00:11:39Now wait, there's Ertha and Josephine Baker
00:11:41a couple of them like this.
00:11:42You know the old 1920s teacup crossing
00:11:43that we were always carrying on?
00:11:45Right.
00:11:45Am I well?
00:11:47Wait, then the pages come back
00:11:49over two buckets of rose petals, right?
00:11:51And while Minette's sitting up there,
00:11:53totally unbothered,
00:11:54doesn't even see the Queen's crossing in front of her.
00:11:56She's still singing.
00:11:57The two pages are throwing rose petals on her.
00:11:59Very much overdone.
00:12:00All right, next feel.
00:12:02You're not making dinner.
00:12:04Oh, it's good.
00:12:05Sorry.
00:12:05Oh, my dolly's as dainty as a sparrow.
00:12:11Her figure is something to applaud.
00:12:15Where she's narrow, she's as narrow as an arrow.
00:12:20And she's broad where a broad should be broad.
00:12:25A hundred and one pounds of fun.
00:12:28Ooh, that's my little honey bun.
00:12:31Get a load of honey bun tonight.
00:12:34I'm speaking of my sweetie pie.
00:12:37Only sixty inches high.
00:12:40Every inch is packed with dynamite.
00:12:44My hair is sliding curly.
00:12:47My curls are hurly-burly.
00:12:49My lips are pips.
00:12:50I curl my hips.
00:12:51Twirly and whirly.
00:12:53Oh, she's my baby.
00:12:54I'm her pap.
00:12:55I'm her boobie.
00:12:57She's my trap.
00:13:00I am caught.
00:13:01Cause I don't wanna run.
00:13:02Cause I'm having so much fun with honey bun.
00:13:05Believe me, Sonny.
00:13:07She's a cookie who can cook you till you're done.
00:13:11Ain't being funny.
00:13:12Honey, put your money on my honey bun.
00:13:19If I'm allowed to rehearse, I could do it for tonight, isn't it?
00:13:23You've rehearsed, aren't we?
00:13:25There.
00:13:33It's too loud.
00:13:35It's too loud.
00:13:39Hello.
00:13:40Oh, boy.
00:13:41I said it's Betty Davis.
00:13:43How are you, Bobby?
00:13:44You're Betty Davis.
00:13:45Well, I didn't see her ears.
00:13:46Betty has gates away.
00:13:48I thought it was Alfred.
00:13:51My big bald head showing y'all.
00:13:53It's more like Jackie Gleason.
00:13:54No, this is Ricky's coat.
00:13:55Isn't it beautiful?
00:13:56It's glamorous for them.
00:13:58You know, they say that most Negro boys get bumps on their face from shaving.
00:14:03When I was working, they had a magazine Ebony, you know, for Negro people.
00:14:07And they have a special debilatory, especially for Negro boys.
00:14:10They take all their hair off and they get their best hair.
00:14:14Boy, I was so tired of those rehearsals, those heels aren't together.
00:14:17Oh, listen, I got a corn on my toe.
00:14:18You know, the kids did very well.
00:14:19Look at the powder coming out of my shoe now.
00:14:21The kids did well with that, I think.
00:14:23What?
00:14:24At what?
00:14:24It went pretty smoothly, but tonight when we go to the town hall, there'll be something.
00:14:29In the town hall?
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30Well, I'm anxious to see what it's like.
00:14:32Well, you know, when we get to the town hall, that's going to be our big blow up.
00:14:47look at the town hall and then we're in the town hall.
00:14:54I don't think so.
00:14:54Well, I saw the town hall, and I'm still there.
00:15:00I'm still there.
00:15:00But, I'm still there.
00:15:04I'm sorry.
00:15:05It's all there.
00:15:06Well, I'm not alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:08You know what?
00:15:24Everybody!
00:15:53Miss Mullamore, Montana.
00:15:57Floating under Miss Burrell's power.
00:16:02Semi-finalist number three.
00:16:06Floating by Blackbird.
00:16:13Semi-finalist number five.
00:16:23Semi-finalist number six.
00:16:27Wait until your number's at four.
00:16:28Wait until I see your number.
00:16:33Semi-finalist number seven.
00:16:41The Queen of the 1967 Nationals.
00:16:46That is the Queen who will reign over America as our winner tonight.
00:16:56Here is New York.
00:17:00From New York, Miss Jackie Morrell, the Queen of the 1967 Nationals.
00:17:04The Queen of the 1967 Nationals.
00:17:11That's what it's like when it's five times the third.
00:17:13And it's better to come back there.
00:17:15Five times the third.
00:17:16Four times the third.
00:17:16Four times the third.
00:17:21Four times the third.
00:17:22I don't need these.
00:17:24Come on, come on.
00:17:26I'm a woman!
00:17:28You can't look anything bad.
00:17:30But why are the titties all the way down here?
00:17:35Because you're longer than a woman is.
00:17:38A woman is not as long, you know.
00:17:42Always a long back waist.
00:17:44Is that the other one?
00:17:52Why can't you make a bikini?
00:17:54You can come in here, mister.
00:17:56What's the black one for?
00:17:59What's the black one for?
00:18:03Don't go to the brand.
00:18:09Don't go to the brand.
00:18:12Don't go to the brand.
00:18:14I think he looks fantastic.
00:18:17It is.
00:18:19Ten?
00:18:23Where's the queen in the black?
00:18:25The national!
00:18:26This is a fabulous national!
00:18:32America's greatest beauty
00:18:34And here they are
00:18:38People in the black.
00:18:41The little people in the black.
00:18:47Hope at all!
00:18:51Don't go to the brand.
00:18:54We're not the same.
00:18:59Doddle, we're not the same.
00:19:02We're not the same.
00:19:02We're not the same.
00:19:11Sabrina, Sabrina.
00:19:13Oh, thank you.
00:20:03Oh, thank you.
00:20:12Would it be a hell of a mess if the draft board would call us right now to come down
00:20:15for a physical?
00:20:15This is what I'm wearing to the draft board.
00:20:21You've already been drafted, haven't you?
00:20:23Of course not. I'm not old enough.
00:20:25Well, you know, this friend of mine went to the draft board.
00:20:27Well, I was just talking to him and I said, why haven't you been drafted?
00:20:31And he said, well, I have been.
00:20:33And I said, well, did you tell them that you were homosexual?
00:20:37He said, no, they told me.
00:20:39Oh, my Lord.
00:20:40They do, they take him to it.
00:20:43When we interviewed him, and he asked me, he says, well, why are you homosexual?
00:20:46And then I told him that, you know, my mother and father, I think, made me that way.
00:20:52And then he asked me about boys and so forth.
00:20:55I said, you know, I like boys.
00:20:57So he said, next.
00:20:58I got a letter from the draft board, they say, and I come down and tell my father.
00:21:02I got to the draft board.
00:21:04They said, I had long red hair.
00:21:06They said, you really should have been a girl.
00:21:08You're, you're, it's too much.
00:21:09This is, you can go.
00:21:11We can't use you.
00:21:12I said, thank you.
00:21:13And I left.
00:21:13That was it.
00:21:14I went to Atlantic City, went back home.
00:21:16And I wrote a long letter to the president stating I wanted to go into the army.
00:21:20I want to go not for, because I was a homosexual, because there were men there.
00:21:23They said, hey, I want you to help protect our country.
00:21:26Simple as that.
00:21:27So I got a letter back and stated that they understood and they couldn't have me in the
00:21:33army as of yet.
00:21:34Maybe one day they'll see things right and I could get in.
00:21:37Well, my brother was drafted.
00:21:39And he's gay too.
00:21:42He's gay.
00:21:43And he was around the family?
00:21:45Well, he went down, but he didn't pass his physical because of his nose.
00:21:50Nose?
00:21:50He can't breathe properly.
00:21:52But I have a friend.
00:21:53He's gay.
00:21:54His brother's gay.
00:21:55And his sister's gay.
00:21:57I'm proud of what I've got and I certainly don't want it whacked off.
00:22:01I don't know.
00:22:02Well, half an inch short and half an inch short.
00:22:05Well, I would have been one.
00:22:05You'd have been a queen.
00:22:07Yeah, I would have been a girl.
00:22:08Two inches more, it should be a king.
00:22:21Don't let me fall apart.
00:22:50Although people think we may be feminine, I know I probably don't look like a girl,
00:22:56but I may sometimes talk a little high, you know, a little feminine sometimes.
00:22:59I think you're a woman.
00:23:03Well, my, really and truly, would you like to be a real girl if you could have that sex change,
00:23:06if you had the money, or you could get it done free?
00:23:08Well, I have enough money to go through the sex change, and I live only 30 miles from John Hopkins,
00:23:16but it's the last thing I would want.
00:23:19I know that I'm a drag queen, I've been a drag queen for a long time, I've been gay for
00:23:23a long time,
00:23:24but I certainly do not want to become a girl, even if I could have a baby.
00:23:30Do you do both? Are you feminine in bed, or do you do both?
00:23:33Well, my husband is in the service, and he's in Japan, man.
00:23:37And even if I could have a child, I wouldn't want to have the operation.
00:23:42But there's just one thing about being a sex change.
00:23:44If you're a homosexual in the first place, you want a man, you're not interested in girls.
00:23:49So if you're a drag queen, another gay person's not going to go, just like my lover.
00:23:56He doesn't like me going in drag for the simple reason that he doesn't want a girl, he wants a
00:23:59boy.
00:23:59He wants me to be more of a boy, and he wants me to be a girl.
00:24:02But yet I want to be a girl.
00:24:03That's my opinion of it.
00:24:04Not sexually, but...
00:24:05Although I like to go in drag and all that, and I don't go with girls, I don't have anything
00:24:08against girls.
00:24:09No, I don't, I really do.
00:24:12I think it's ridiculous for some gay boys that want to hurt girls and get jealous of them, but that's
00:24:16just ridiculous.
00:24:17I have respect for everybody.
00:24:19But even if I could have a sex change, I wouldn't have it anyhow.
00:24:23Not if it was good.
00:24:23No, my goodness gracious, no.
00:24:26They don't know anything about him, do they?
00:24:28What about your mother?
00:24:30Yeah, but my stepfather doesn't.
00:24:32My mother and daddy both know.
00:24:34Jerry, when did yours find out?
00:24:36Well, I got my second husband, I think.
00:24:39When I took him home, and he stayed on for the duration for about three years.
00:24:43They finally got, figured it out.
00:24:45No, my parents are very, very wonderful.
00:24:46They accepted my mother more so than my father.
00:24:49But mother said, well, I love you just what you are.
00:24:53I think it's funny because I come from a little small town, about 500 people.
00:24:57And everybody in that town knew I was gay from the time I was five years old on that.
00:25:01Oh, Lord, you're so damn awesome.
00:25:02Well, that was the truth.
00:25:04Everybody knew it.
00:25:04And everybody, every woman in that town says, I want my son to grow up like Jerry Cooley.
00:25:10Everybody does.
00:25:10And even the preachers and everybody thinks I'm just okay.
00:25:13I mean, I can go from house to house, knock on door to door.
00:25:16Your personality makes the difference.
00:25:17Can I think of it?
00:25:18Knock on door to door, that's kind of silly because I've never knocked in my life.
00:25:21I just open up and go on in.
00:25:22All right.
00:25:25About 500 people and 1,440 dogs, coon dogs.
00:25:29Well, you know, my mother, she doesn't really accept it.
00:25:33She just sort of said that she wouldn't talk about it anymore.
00:25:37She really doesn't understand.
00:25:45Well, I'm going to talk about it.
00:25:53Well, I'm going to talk about it.
00:25:55Well, I'm going to talk about it.
00:26:07Well, I'm going to talk about it.
00:26:10Well, I'm going to talk about it.
00:26:38Don't forget you have to put the bolt nails on me.
00:26:40My head is coming to the wall, it can't take you off.
00:26:43The metal gate towards the end.
00:26:44I'll show you tonight.
00:26:45I'm going to take you a little bit of a song.
00:26:46This girl's going to be standing there.
00:26:48Oh, uh, Claire.
00:26:50Claire?
00:26:52You know what you do, put a few more here, and then criss-cross there.
00:26:57Try to center your chorus line.
00:26:59Try to center your chorus line.
00:27:01Because your chorus line keeps getting over too far.
00:27:06You get a call?
00:27:06You get a call. Half hour, fifteen minutes, five minutes on stage.
00:27:13Okay?
00:27:15It's got as many squeaks as my tits have wrinkles.
00:27:18And her tits have wrinkles.
00:27:20They do. Look at it.
00:27:21Look at the line I got in there.
00:27:23Remind me to shadow.
00:27:24You got to shadow it, honey.
00:27:27Are you uncomfortable?
00:27:28No, I'm fine.
00:27:31Get the shoulder.
00:27:33Does that show?
00:27:34Yes, it does.
00:27:36This makeup is fantastic.
00:27:38The only thing is I'm afraid it's going to be too red for me.
00:27:42I miss the color I always use, but it's very red.
00:27:46Do you think I should use that pan crow on Billy?
00:27:49I need to go work.
00:27:51Where is it, anyway?
00:27:52Don't do any experiments on me now, Jerry.
00:27:54You see all shit.
00:27:56All right.
00:27:58What's Harlow's problem?
00:27:59Come on.
00:27:59No wig.
00:28:01All right, see if Kathy can get this full for me.
00:28:03See if I can get a full for me.
00:28:07Everybody will give you a full, honey, until it's time to give you one.
00:28:10They give you a shit.
00:28:11All of them queens out of my room.
00:28:12They're all getting out right now.
00:28:13You just wait a minute.
00:28:15I tell her I'll get a rinse and put a rinse on her.
00:28:17I did it before to her.
00:28:18We just go and drag splits notice.
00:28:20In her own hair, like this.
00:28:22I used to comb it.
00:28:26Three, five, five, three, four, eight, one.
00:28:30I'm in a spot, and it's a matter of absolute life or death, Carol,
00:28:33that I get hold of a platinum blonde fall, and I mean life or death.
00:28:38For Richard to go out there tonight on that stage without a wig
00:28:41is like sending him out there without his head.
00:28:44And I'm desperate.
00:28:46I am absolutely desperate after what to do.
00:28:49I don't know what to do.
00:28:50I'm interested in myself right at this point.
00:28:51And I don't give a fuck about anybody to tell the truth.
00:28:54I'm very much interested in myself.
00:28:56And in BW, a natural beauty wonder,
00:28:59the first contest Richard ever entered,
00:29:01the first contest Richard ever entered, he won.
00:29:05A lot of these kids have worked their way up
00:29:07from, would you believe, last place to second, maybe third.
00:29:12So they worked for it.
00:29:14Richie never worked for it.
00:29:16went into a contest, got on stage, was beautiful,
00:29:21the crowd cheered, the kid won.
00:29:24He never really experienced loss or anything happening to him.
00:29:29Good night.
00:29:32Richard.
00:29:33What?
00:29:35Just relax.
00:29:37You know what I've been through today?
00:29:39Richard, just relax.
00:29:41My stomach is about to box.
00:29:43Richard, please relax.
00:29:45You're acting like a little kid.
00:29:47Well, that's exactly what I am.
00:29:48You're not that little, darling.
00:29:50You've been through worse than this.
00:29:52All right, it's a big night.
00:29:53He always wants it, but that doesn't mean anything.
00:29:57Come dry.
00:29:58Give me enough.
00:30:00What?
00:30:00This is giving up.
00:30:02We're all washed up, too.
00:30:06Remember.
00:30:25You've been through.
00:30:53It Hier he was about to get off.
00:31:26Well, that's how you're going to be on the stage. I can't see any beard or anything. And it doesn't
00:31:30look cakey. Do you think it looks cakey? I'm talking about my eyes, child. Those wings. Hmm. I don't know
00:31:39about the eyes. I thought you were talking about your makeup. No, my eyes. They're terrible. I like them.
00:31:45You got it. Okay. Oh, God. Here goes now. Oh, boy. Isn't that good? Yeah. Then you take these.
00:32:03Oh, you got a shot on my line, and it's down for Kathy.
00:32:06Two, how?
00:32:07Oh, the instant one.
00:32:15You got that double-tiered again.
00:32:16Mm-hmm.
00:32:18First time I've ever talked.
00:32:25I think I've got three of them.
00:32:28It's extra points.
00:32:30Okay, I'll get three titties.
00:32:40Get over and over to me.
00:32:42I need you to go out right now and get me Q-Tips and spirit gum. I need a fresh
00:32:46bottle of spirit gum.
00:32:47And I need it immediately. I have no idea, Jim. I have no idea if I can raise it from
00:32:51somebody else. I've got to go.
00:32:54I'll put it in here from the house.
00:32:59Remember, girls, it's the girl with the boys who will get all the boys.
00:33:05You gorgeous darling.
00:33:07What time is it?
00:33:08Time.
00:33:09Thank you very much.
00:33:10You want to talk to Joe Vanutie or just have him give me the list?
00:33:13No, I want Joey. I want Joey. I can't operate without him.
00:33:21Can't you interweave it?
00:33:24Oh, I know how to interweave it. It's very easy. Just tease it up and mat it through.
00:33:30Is that orange leather there?
00:33:32Well, she wants it. She takes it. It makes the thing look fuller. Fuller.
00:33:37That is all right. You won't really see it that much because when I brush it through, you don't notice
00:33:41it.
00:33:42It looks good, but I don't like it with bags. It's not sophisticated enough.
00:33:46I don't think so.
00:33:49Really? I'm sorry. I think it looks better off her face.
00:33:56You should see what that looks like from the side.
00:34:00The worst?
00:34:00The worst. You look like every other doggone drag queen.
00:34:04She thinks I'm kidding her.
00:34:06It looks like everybody else.
00:34:07Joey, shut up.
00:34:08Well, then take it off. Wear your hair straight back where you look like you got a little class.
00:34:11Where's the wig brace?
00:34:12Joey, what do you mean?
00:34:14Wig brace.
00:34:15Joey's on 1140.
00:34:16Wig brace. Where's the wig brace?
00:34:18Great.
00:34:19Get Joe Venuti. Get him over to town hall.
00:34:20If he's not there now, Mother, I won't remember one of those names of contestants.
00:34:23I can't read up there.
00:34:36Spread it out.
00:34:42I was waiting for the snap.
00:34:45I know.
00:35:09Oh, I'm 32 and I'm proud of you.
00:35:13Oh, no, get to keep it cut out, girls.
00:35:15What happened?
00:35:16Oh, just pop it up here.
00:35:18It's in the case.
00:35:19Where is it? What case?
00:35:21I don't know.
00:35:23I don't know.
00:35:26I don't know.
00:35:29I don't know.
00:35:30I don't know.
00:35:42I don't know.
00:35:43I don't know.
00:35:44Is this the right one?
00:35:45Yes.
00:35:46Oh, I have the wrong house tomorrow.
00:35:47Yes.
00:35:49Oh, you don't ask.
00:35:52If you listen, you hear.
00:35:53Excuse me.
00:35:54Joey.
00:35:58Joey.
00:35:59Joey.
00:36:07Let's go.
00:36:09My mom.
00:36:10Hold on.
00:36:10All right.
00:36:12That's it.
00:36:13Get off.
00:36:14Get off.
00:36:19In this corner.
00:36:21In this corner.
00:36:22Chicago.
00:36:24Please get back so they can line up.
00:36:26Please.
00:36:27New Jersey.
00:36:29Fire off.
00:36:32Brooklyn.
00:36:33Brooklyn.
00:36:35Not yet.
00:36:37Brooklyn.
00:36:37Brooklyn.
00:36:38Got hair.
00:36:39Brooklyn out here.
00:36:40Slow it up now.
00:36:41Get over there.
00:36:52Get back on line again.
00:36:53This is a girl, right?
00:37:01Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
00:37:02Are you ready to see our contestants?
00:37:05Let's open up the curtain and take a look at our beauties.
00:37:07Let's hear it for them.
00:37:11Remember, every one of these contestants before they came here is a winner.
00:37:21I feel awfully sorry for the judges tonight.
00:37:24It's a hell of a responsibility having to pick out just one queen out of all of these brilliant contestants.
00:37:40Let's hear it for Mr. Mario Montez.
00:37:43Mario.
00:37:45There he is.
00:37:48Let's hear it for him.
00:37:49Come on.
00:37:54Thank you very much.
00:37:56Thank you very much.
00:37:56You're a hell of a nice guy.
00:37:57You really are.
00:37:58Thank you very much.
00:38:00Thank you very much...
00:38:01Thank you very much.
00:38:11You all have a great day.
00:38:16Thank you very much.
00:38:21thinks you're awful nice but get that ice or else no dice he's your guy when stocks are high
00:38:30but beware when they start to defend it's then that those louses go back to their spouses
00:38:40diamonds are a girl's best friend
00:38:45i've heard of affairs that are strictly plutonic but diamonds are a girl's best friend
00:38:55and i think affairs that you must keep masonic a bed of bets if little pets get big baguettes
00:39:09time rolls on and you is gone and you can't bathing suit competition is the toughest
00:39:17it's right down to the nitty-gritty no feathers nothing just them
00:39:23oh my goodness you're crazy i know what my scene oh it's only around the other star
00:39:32i appreciate so much thank you
00:39:37well my brother he would love to be in the contest too and my mother
00:39:43all of us would have loved him
00:39:58all right fair sale your first name ken your name
00:40:06stanford chicago
00:40:12washington state your name
00:40:14jesse baltimore whatever name you use in drag baby erica
00:40:21erica i need a mirror oh okay hold it here girls and remember these are your line to walk in
00:40:28okay and back here and stay here
00:40:37i'm just a woman a lonely woman waiting on the weary shore
00:40:48i'm just a woman
00:40:50i'm just a woman that's only human one you should be sorry for
00:40:59woke up this morning along about down
00:41:05without a warning i found he was gone
00:41:11why did he do it how could he do it he never done it before
00:41:20why did he do it how long am i blue
00:41:27am i blue
00:41:33am i blue
00:41:36am i blue
00:41:45am i blue
00:41:56am i blue
00:42:06Was it time is only one, but now one
00:42:21I'm sad and lonely once, lonely once I came
00:42:33Till today
00:42:38Now he's gone and withdrew, I'm a blue
00:42:51Don't ask me, I'm a blue
00:42:56How come you ask me, I'm a blue
00:42:59Ain't these tears in these eyes
00:43:06Telling a truth to you
00:43:11How come you ask me, I'm a blue
00:43:16Well, wouldn't you be too
00:43:21Now here's one of the contestants that did not choose to go in the bathing suit
00:43:27Rather, this is very serious business
00:43:33Rather, she chose only to go in the dress, gown, please forgive me
00:43:37This is Miss Boston, Massachusetts
00:43:43Miss Billie
00:43:45Miss Boston, Massachusetts
00:43:46Miss Billie
00:43:48Let's have some music for her, Jimmy
00:44:04Hi, darling
00:44:16Thank you
00:44:17My name is Charles
00:44:17Please
00:44:17Would come q
00:44:26A
00:44:33To
00:44:35To
00:44:35To
00:44:35To
00:44:35To
00:44:35To
00:46:06And now, it's up to the judges.
00:46:10Believe me, I'd hate to be a judge in this contest.
00:46:42From Chicago, Miss Alfonso.
00:46:46From Manhattan, Miss Crystal.
00:46:50From Philadelphia, Miss Harlow.
00:46:53And from Boston, Miss Sonia.
00:46:57You ready to see them?
00:46:59Let's open up the curtain and take a look at our five finalists of the 1967 nationals.
00:47:04Let's hear it for them, ladies and gentlemen.
00:47:06These are our finalists.
00:47:23Okay, let's look at them one at a time.
00:47:25Our first finalists we're going to look at, from Boston, Miss Sonia.
00:47:29Let her have a good look at you, Miss Sonia.
00:47:37Our second finalist from Philadelphia, Miss Harlow.
00:47:51Our third finalist from New Jersey, Miss Emery.
00:48:07Our fourth finalist from Chicago, Miss Alfonso.
00:48:15And our fifth finalist from Manhattan, Miss Crystal.
00:48:22We're going to give you all, and the judges, a closer look at them.
00:48:27Okay, Crystal, you start it.
00:48:29Walk right down into the center aisle and pose halfway up the runway.
00:48:32I'm just a woman, a lonely woman, waiting on the wavy shore.
00:48:44I'm just a woman, that's only human, one you should be sorry for.
00:48:54Oh, I woke up this morning, along a bad town.
00:49:00Without a warning, I thought he was gone.
00:49:06What did he do it?
00:49:08How couldn't he do it?
00:49:10That's wonderful, darling. Come on back.
00:49:11He never done it before, am I blue?
00:49:23Am I blue?
00:49:25Am I blue?
00:49:29Make me a piece in the world to tell you.
00:49:39Be me a piece in the world to tell you.
00:49:50Be me a piece in the world to tell you.
00:50:01Be me a piece in the world to tell you.
00:50:08Be me a piece in the world to tell you.
00:50:10Don't worry, I love it.
00:50:12Be me but now.
00:50:16Be me錄 temo la nemois.
00:50:21I love you from my darling
00:50:28Till today
00:50:54This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
00:50:57It looks like Joey has the final judge's decision.
00:51:12Here's our fourth runner-up, Miss Alfonso from Chicago.
00:51:17Let's hear it for her, ladies and gentlemen, our third runner-up in the 1967 Nationals
00:51:24from Manhattan, Miss Crystal, ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for her, the third runner-up
00:51:30in the 1967 Nationals.
00:51:34Okay, now we're down to the real nitty-gritty, and here are our three finalists.
00:51:41Come on, kids, come on up here to the front of the stage and let the audience have a good
00:51:44look at you.
00:52:13Christa, where are you going?
00:52:14This is not the time to show temperament.
00:52:16Get back here and stay with the other finalists.
00:52:19Oh, well, you've got to expect losses.
00:52:22Okay, we've got to continue with the business at hand.
00:52:25Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the name of the second runner-up to the 1967 Nationals.
00:52:30Miss Sonia from Boston, ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for her.
00:52:33Miss Sonia, second runner-up to the 1967 Nationals.
00:52:42We're now at the point for which everyone has been waiting.
00:52:46Ladies and gentlemen, there can only be one queen, one reigning queen.
00:52:51That's unfortunate.
00:52:53Each one of these marvelous contestants was certainly a winner in his own right.
00:53:02But here is the only winner in the 1967 Nationals, that queen which will reign over America.
00:53:11Hello, ladies and gentlemen, queen of the 1957 Islanders.
00:53:14Thank you very much.
00:53:39Thank you very much.
00:53:42Thank you very much.
00:53:46Thank you very much.
00:53:47Thank you very much.
00:53:48I love you.
00:54:21Thank you very much.
00:54:45Thank you very much.
00:55:32Thank you very much.
00:55:45She is not beautiful, has no qualification,
00:55:48and she's body's bad.
00:55:49Do you think she deserved it?
00:55:50Do you think she deserved it?
00:55:51Darling, she didn't deserve nothing.
00:55:53Answer me!
00:55:53You're not speaking from the damn camera.
00:55:55You have a mind.
00:55:56Do you think she deserved it?
00:55:58You know she didn't deserve it.
00:55:59All of them.
00:55:59The judges knew it too, because she was terrible.
00:56:02And her explanation for why she wanted the money to put it in the bank.
00:56:06Ha ha ha. She's not getting any money because Sabrina is not going to pay her. They're good friends.
00:56:11It's only publicity and it's bad publicity for Holland and all the rest, because I'm declared her as one of
00:56:15the uglier people of the world.
00:56:17And next time she should drop her outfit off at the cleanest before she wears it on stage.
00:56:23She better get the hell back to Philadelphia because she's one of the worst.
00:56:27And where's Miss Sabrina?
00:56:29I'll sue the bitch.
00:56:30Did you start releasing?
00:56:31I will sue. No, I didn't sign any release. And if she releases any bitch on me, I will sue
00:56:35the fool.
00:56:35She won't make money off of my name, darling.
00:56:38She can make it off of Harlow and all the rest of the fools that will flock to her, but
00:56:41not Crystal, darling.
00:56:43Anybody but her.
00:56:46You can take all the pictures you want of me, but I better not see them on the street because
00:56:49it's over.
00:56:50Oh, get a picture with me and Harlow and see which is more beautiful, darling.
00:56:54The judges didn't have any taste. It was with you that the judges were with, darling.
00:56:59You were in it. It was all week, two weeks.
00:57:02Monique told me not to come.
00:57:03And that's why Monique is not here in dress, because she is one of the...
00:57:05Monique, darling, Monique was not here as a friend of yours.
00:57:10She's a friend of mine, darling.
00:57:12Monique, would you tell her why you didn't come?
00:57:14Because she knew it's Victor Holler.
00:57:16She said, Crystal, darling, don't go because you're not going to get it.
00:57:19And that's why all the true beauties didn't come.
00:57:21It's in bad taste and you're showing your color, and you're showing your color.
00:57:28I am beautiful, and I know I'm beautiful.
00:57:31Don't tell her how she's showing no color.
00:57:32May I say this to you?
00:57:35She's taking the wrong way.
00:57:36She's taking the wrong way.
00:57:36Shit, she looks bad.
00:57:38And no way or what you say can do about it.
00:57:41Look at Harlow's outfit.
00:57:43That is crazy.
00:57:43Don't bother her.
00:57:44Don't bother her.
00:57:45It's not Harlow's fault.
00:57:47It's not her fault.
00:57:47It's not her fault.
00:57:48I know it's not her fault.
00:57:49Harlow's outfit.
00:57:50She can't help it.
00:57:50Because you're beautiful and you're young.
00:57:52You deserve to have the best in life.
00:57:53But you didn't deserve it.
00:57:54Missy, I don't say she's not beautiful, but she wasn't looking beautiful tonight.
00:57:58She doesn't equal me.
00:57:59Look at her makeup.
00:58:00It's terrible.
00:58:02And, and...
00:58:03Wait a minute.
00:58:04Did you complain to the judges?
00:58:06No, I didn't.
00:58:07I wasn't thinking, really.
00:58:08Why don't you show justice?
00:58:10Look at them.
00:58:12But they told me, Sabrina, that you had it fixed for Harlow.
00:58:15Everyone knew about you having it fixed for Harlow for weeks and weeks.
00:58:18Now, we listened to you.
00:58:20I listened to every word you had to say.
00:58:21Now, wait a second.
00:58:23Hold it.
00:58:24There's a party after here.
00:58:26Every one of the judges is going to be there.
00:58:29You may feel perfectly free.
00:58:30I'll clutch over myself and you can talk to each one of them.
00:58:33Most of those people I never saw before in my life.
00:58:36I don't know them.
00:58:36I went down to the Dom one...
00:58:38Wait a second, dear.
00:58:38You listen to me.
00:58:39I went down to the Dom one night, trying to influence Mr. Warhol to come up here as a judge.
00:58:43We sat down there for two hours and couldn't even get an audience with Andy Warhol.
00:58:46He was running around his factory making a movie or something.
00:58:47You have to open your door and choose.
00:58:50Everybody goes out.
00:58:51I jumped in.
00:58:53What did you say?
00:58:54Everybody go out.
00:58:55Everybody go outside.
00:58:57Everybody go outside.
00:58:58Everybody go outside.
00:58:58Show us what it goes after.
00:59:00We're going out.
00:59:01Yeah, we're going out right now.
00:59:03Everybody out.
00:59:04Let's go.
00:59:04Nothing.
00:59:06Nothing.
00:59:07Nothing.
00:59:12Oh, I want to get out of here.
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