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Chained to My Nemesis
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00:00:06Get me another drink, nerd.
00:00:08I'm the gardener, not your servant.
00:00:14Hey chat, I am here with my favorite boo and Forbes' most eligible heir, Shane DeVere.
00:00:21Shane is set to inherit $7 billion.
00:00:24How does that make you feel, Shane?
00:00:30Shane DeVere!
00:00:32Hold my beer.
00:00:39You knucklehead!
00:00:41This textbook cost me $150.
00:00:44Don't call me that, I'm your boss.
00:00:46Okay, well maybe don't act like one.
00:00:50No!
00:00:54Oh my God!
00:01:03This is a $150 book!
00:01:06I hate him and Rachel and all his other entitled books.
00:01:13Oh my God!
00:01:15Shane.
00:01:18You and Master Shane used to be so close.
00:01:27But I didn't get you anything.
00:01:36For you.
00:01:38For being my friend.
00:01:41Always.
00:01:44Yeah, that was before when he had a heart.
00:01:49You know, I'd quit if I didn't need the money for calling.
00:01:53What if I told you I know of a way to have your tuition paid in full?
00:02:06To Conrad, my oldest and worst son.
00:02:11The yacht is yours.
00:02:13Go, take it somewhere that tolerates you.
00:02:17That's it?
00:02:18A boat?
00:02:20And to Shane, my only grandchild, you get everything else.
00:02:27If you can pass this simple test.
00:02:31Test!
00:02:32From the day your parents died in that accident, you've squandered your potential on parties.
00:02:39Parts you need humbling.
00:02:41If you can survive one week handcuffed to someone with more responsibility, I'll leave you everything.
00:02:48If not, your Uncle Conrad gets it all.
00:02:53Handcuffed?
00:02:53Is that even legal?
00:02:55If you don't like it, I'll happily take the inheritance off your handcuffs.
00:02:58Wait, who am I handcuffed to for a week?
00:03:00Do I get to choose?
00:03:01I mean, is she at least hot?
00:03:02Ms. Devere chose the candidate.
00:03:04She agreed to participate on the condition that some of the money goes toward her biology degree.
00:03:10You don't mean.
00:03:22Oh, shit.
00:03:25Ow!
00:03:26Don't be such a baby.
00:03:28Why are you always the worst?
00:03:36From this point on, you'll have one hour of alone time per day.
00:03:38That's one hour total.
00:03:41So time your bathroom breaks accordingly.
00:03:44And if the timer runs out?
00:03:47You lose and I get everything.
00:03:51Don't mess this up for me.
00:03:54Yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath there, garden girl.
00:03:56The challenge begins now.
00:04:02Hey, no, no.
00:04:05You would seriously throw your inheritance away just to spite me?
00:04:08Do you want to watch me change?
00:04:10Look, unlike you, I have a life.
00:04:13And I planned on partying tonight.
00:04:16Five minutes to change, six tops.
00:04:19Don't follow me.
00:04:20Bye-bye.
00:04:20Bye-bye.
00:04:34Whoa!
00:04:35Privacy?
00:04:38You're still not dressed?
00:04:39We're only down to 15 minutes of free time.
00:04:43A good fit takes some time.
00:04:45Look, this challenge is bullshit anyway, okay?
00:04:48I'm going to hire my own lawyer and fight this.
00:04:51Lawyer?
00:04:51With what inheritance?
00:04:53Listen, you privileged troglodyte.
00:04:56I can't think of anything worse than being chained to you.
00:04:58But my tuition, my dreams are on the line.
00:05:02No, you listen, dirt girl.
00:05:05Girl, I'm going out, so either you can come with me or...
00:05:09Hmm.
00:05:13Seems you don't have a choice.
00:05:18Come on, Tessie.
00:05:20Deep down in that cold cage of the heart is a fun-loving girl just yearning to be free.
00:05:26Hmm?
00:05:27Fine.
00:05:28But don't call me Tessie.
00:05:29Yes!
00:05:30Oh, my God, I could kiss you right now.
00:05:32Unless you want me going tits out?
00:05:34Oh, my God.
00:05:35We're going to have to uncuff for a second, okay?
00:05:37Bye-bye.
00:05:39Fine.
00:05:40But I'm giving you one minute.
00:05:43One.
00:05:44And your fly is down.
00:05:54Shini, baby.
00:05:56You made it.
00:05:57Here, we're taking shots.
00:06:00Mmm.
00:06:02Amen.
00:06:03Thanks.
00:06:04Ew.
00:06:06What's your gardener doing here?
00:06:08She smells like manure.
00:06:09Believe me, it wasn't my choice.
00:06:14Oh, my God, you kinky boy.
00:06:17Is that a present for later, or...
00:06:23What the shit, Shane?
00:06:26That's not what this is, okay?
00:06:27Gram-gram's will had this dumb stipulation.
00:06:32What?
00:06:33You got tired of dry-humping trees?
00:06:34You had to go and steal my boyfriend?
00:06:36Rachel, I'm not interested in him.
00:06:38Oh, really?
00:06:39You used to be.
00:06:41What changed?
00:06:45I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:06:48Don't play dumb.
00:06:49I've seen you get jealous when I kiss him.
00:06:52No, I...
00:06:53Oh, boyfriend?
00:06:55You know, since when?
00:06:57I said I wanted to keep things flexible.
00:06:59Remember?
00:07:00Ooh.
00:07:02Guess being chained to his gardener is better than being Rachel Wexler's Netflix and chill.
00:07:10Rachel?
00:07:11Stop.
00:07:15Oh, shit.
00:07:18Did you just break up with her for me?
00:07:21You didn't have to do that.
00:07:22Now, Rachel had her chance to make it official with me, but she didn't.
00:07:26Don't worry, she'll get bored.
00:07:28Hit me up for a quickie, she always does.
00:07:30You want to talk about that?
00:07:31I want to dance.
00:07:33Let's dance?
00:07:35With me?
00:07:36Am I chained to anyone else?
00:07:39Here.
00:07:41Drink this.
00:07:42It'll help.
00:07:44Bottoms up.
00:07:45Come on.
00:07:46Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:07:50Oh, my God.
00:07:52Oh, my God.
00:07:53What is that?
00:07:53Motor oil?
00:07:54Fine.
00:07:55More for me.
00:07:57God.
00:07:59Ooh.
00:08:00Now, let's dance.
00:08:02Oh, you're not having fun?
00:08:06Come on, come on.
00:08:07Hey, you got to move in there?
00:08:09Tss, tss, tss, tss, tss.
00:08:11Can you moonwalk?
00:08:13No.
00:08:13Oh, oh.
00:08:15Gets them every time.
00:08:16What, am I giving you the ick?
00:08:18No.
00:08:19Oh!
00:08:21Ah, ah, ah, there it is.
00:08:23You know what?
00:08:24I miss that smile.
00:08:25It seems your cage tired opens to the power of dance.
00:08:28Dance?
00:08:28Mm-hmm.
00:08:29Well, I'm laughing because you're actually being redance-less.
00:08:33Get it?
00:08:33Like, we're big friends.
00:08:35You are embarrassing yourself.
00:08:39Take my hands.
00:08:40Cuffs and all.
00:08:41Come on.
00:08:43Now you got to do.
00:08:44Oh.
00:08:45Just move your feet.
00:08:46Left to right.
00:08:47There you go.
00:08:48Uh-huh.
00:08:48Feel the music?
00:08:49Is it just me?
00:08:50Or did they look like they're a couple?
00:08:52Tsss.
00:09:03You're in the mud for Anna?
00:09:06Watch out!
00:09:06Watch out!
00:09:13Whoa!
00:09:14Whoa.
00:09:15Shh.
00:09:16Huh.
00:09:18Ha ha ha.
00:09:20Ah.
00:09:21Ah!
00:09:22Shh.
00:09:24Was too necessary?
00:09:26You want to slum it with the help?
00:09:28That's fine by me.
00:09:30But let me know when you want someone in your own tax bracket.
00:09:37Let's go.
00:09:41Let's freaking party!
00:09:43Woo!
00:09:48Did you see that?
00:09:49She was pissed.
00:09:50Shane, I think we should go.
00:09:52All my friends are here.
00:09:53I want you to take me home.
00:09:55Come on, let's stay.
00:09:56Shane, let's go.
00:09:57I want to go.
00:09:58Come on.
00:09:59You're having so much fun.
00:10:03Okay, come on.
00:10:06Pessy, you're so messy.
00:10:09But not as much as me because I saved you.
00:10:12Yeah, so funny.
00:10:14Okay, stop.
00:10:15You need to take a shower.
00:10:16You're all sticky.
00:10:17I would, but...
00:10:21Shit.
00:10:22Okay, come on.
00:10:23Bathroom.
00:10:24I'm hungry.
00:10:24Oh, bathroom!
00:10:25I'm hungry.
00:10:31Keep your eyes on the wall.
00:10:34Yeah.
00:10:35I'm going.
00:10:59I need to cut the soap.
00:11:03I need to cut the soap.
00:11:04I need to cut the soap.
00:11:04I need to grab it, too.
00:11:07Get it.
00:11:08Can you get it?
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:17Are you looking?
00:11:19Nope.
00:11:20No?
00:11:20No, no.
00:11:21I mean, I would never do that.
00:11:24Um, hey, uh, Tessa, do you mind getting my back?
00:11:28I mean, I would do it myself, but, uh, the thing is, like, way on your side, so.
00:11:35Yeah, for sure I can.
00:11:38It's fucked.
00:11:38I have, uh, sensitive skin.
00:11:41Okay, princess.
00:11:44Nice, nice.
00:11:45Can you go, uh, just a little lower for me?
00:11:49Lower.
00:11:51Uh-huh.
00:11:52A little bit lower.
00:11:56Uh, don't be shy.
00:11:57A little lower.
00:11:59You know, you're enjoying this a bit, too.
00:12:06Much?
00:12:12Uh.
00:12:16Seems like the timer reset at midnight.
00:12:18These things are really starting to get on my nerves.
00:12:19I'm gonna go.
00:12:20Here you go.
00:12:21For you.
00:12:22Yeah.
00:12:22Okay, see you out there.
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25Oh.
00:12:27No, I'm cute.
00:12:28I was in the shower.
00:12:29Yeah, just...
00:12:31Mm-hmm.
00:12:33Oh, my God.
00:12:49I was thinking we should probably sleep in separate beds, so...
00:12:53You should probably ask Edmund for a spare cot.
00:12:55It's midnight.
00:12:56He's definitely sleeping.
00:13:00Uh, what are you doing?
00:13:02Making sure nothing untoward happens.
00:13:04Untoward.
00:13:05Yeah.
00:13:06Your virginity's safe.
00:13:10Don't you have pajamas?
00:13:13You're lucky I'm even covering up.
00:13:16Here.
00:13:18Here.
00:13:31Here you go.
00:13:33Ow!
00:13:37Shane, you only tried to kiss me because you're drunk, right?
00:13:46Yeah.
00:13:48I thought so.
00:13:50I thought so.
00:14:21Shane!
00:14:24Look, I'm hung over, okay?
00:14:26Just let me sleep.
00:14:27Jesus.
00:14:28Some of us work for a living.
00:14:34Great.
00:14:35Now it's lopsided.
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Did you know there's a beehive over there?
00:14:47Oh, okay.
00:14:48Don't go near that tree.
00:14:49I don't have my EpiPen if you piss off the bees.
00:14:52You're allergic?
00:14:54Just tell Edmund he'll call an exterminator.
00:14:56No, it's okay.
00:14:57They only attack if you get too close.
00:14:58I mean, how would you feel if someone invaded your personal space, hmm?
00:15:09Oh, am I dreaming?
00:15:11Who is that smoke shell?
00:15:17I'm gonna knock you out if you don't quit tugging.
00:15:31Finally being helpful for once?
00:15:37Shane?
00:15:38Shane!
00:15:40Shane!
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46What's your name, dream babe?
00:15:51Oh, it's you.
00:15:53Meet Melody.
00:15:55Consider her your prize for failing the handcuff challenge.
00:15:59I'm sorry?
00:16:00I mean, wouldn't you rather be chained to her than our gardener?
00:16:03It's honestly beneath you.
00:16:05Don't talk about Tessa like that.
00:16:06I can manage the accounts for you, okay?
00:16:09And in return, I'll see to it that you're very well taken care of.
00:16:13Okay, are you seriously trying to bribe him?
00:16:18Jesus, we are going to ace this challenge.
00:16:26Come on, let's go.
00:16:32Thanks, Edmund.
00:16:35Okay, we need to set some ground rules.
00:16:40First things first, separate beds.
00:16:43You move in your sleep and you snore.
00:16:45I do?
00:16:46And second of all, I need you to stop drinking and no going to parties.
00:16:51What?
00:16:51Your grandmother wanted to teach you responsibility.
00:16:54What good does it do if you can't even stop drinking for a week?
00:16:57At least moderate?
00:16:58My tuition is on the line.
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:03I won't drink and I won't go to parties.
00:17:07Good.
00:17:08Here.
00:17:09Sign.
00:17:10Sign.
00:17:28Huh?
00:17:29Look at this.
00:17:31The hell is wrong with you?
00:17:32I said no parties.
00:17:34No, no, no.
00:17:35You said I couldn't go to parties and technically, I mean...
00:17:40Okay.
00:17:41You seriously have to be the most egotistical, self-centered asshole in the entire world.
00:17:48I mean...
00:17:52Look at the mess your friends are making.
00:17:53Please.
00:17:54It's not like it's your job to clean it up.
00:17:56Yes, sir.
00:17:57That's only a job for the maids and I.
00:18:00See?
00:18:01Edmund gets it.
00:18:03Oh!
00:18:05No.
00:18:08Where are you going?
00:18:09To do my job, gardening.
00:18:13And please, for me, no more drinks.
00:18:26What are you still doing here?
00:18:28Just enjoying your demise.
00:18:31And this smooth 40-year-old Macallan scotch.
00:18:37You're a scotch man, right?
00:18:38Just like your dad.
00:18:41You know, my offer still stands.
00:18:44Want to care for a suit?
00:18:45You can try.
00:18:46It's delicious.
00:18:49Piss off.
00:18:55Get lost.
00:18:56Get out of here.
00:18:57Stop.
00:18:57I'm sorry.
00:18:58Move.
00:18:58Hey.
00:19:00Get out of here.
00:19:01Get out of here.
00:19:01Fuck.
00:19:02Ah!
00:19:04Yeah!
00:19:05Yeah!
00:19:09Yeah, that's right!
00:19:10Uh-huh!
00:19:11Leave, assholes!
00:19:13Oh, shit!
00:19:24Tessa, you still out here?
00:19:26Tessa!
00:19:29Uh-huh!
00:19:33Tessa!
00:19:35EpiPen!
00:19:37En-suite bathroom!
00:19:38Bathroom?
00:19:39Uh-huh.
00:19:39It's you.
00:19:48Hey!
00:19:49What the shit, man?
00:19:51Out now!
00:19:53Shane?
00:19:55It's okay.
00:19:58Ew!
00:19:59Get out!
00:20:06Oh, no.
00:20:07Did Poison Ivy drink too much?
00:20:09Get out!
00:20:09Wait!
00:20:10Shane!
00:20:11Shane, open the door!
00:20:14Stay with me.
00:20:15You're okay?
00:20:17Shane!
00:20:26Shane!
00:20:30Shane?
00:20:30Shane?
00:20:31Shane?
00:21:08Did you just kiss me?
00:21:09No.
00:21:12Yes, I mean, it was an accident.
00:21:21That's it.
00:21:25Get off of me.
00:21:36Hi.
00:21:36Hi.
00:21:37You okay?
00:21:38Awesome.
00:21:40I need to go back to my house to get some clothes.
00:21:43I mean, if you need a shirt, you can borrow one of mine.
00:21:47No.
00:21:48I prefer my own.
00:21:55How could I forget?
00:22:19So you watch verticals?
00:22:22Here.
00:22:24Look, I don't want to hear it.
00:22:26I didn't say anything.
00:22:27Okay.
00:22:33Cover your eyeballs.
00:22:55Did you write this?
00:22:57Write what?
00:23:01Her fingers grazed the shaft of his mighty sword.
00:23:04It's so big, Lady Tassandra exclaimed.
00:23:07I can see why you need such big muscles to wield it.
00:23:10That's Shakespeare.
00:23:12Don't break that.
00:23:16Keep your eyes to yourself.
00:23:18Mm-hmm.
00:23:19Oh, my God.
00:23:23Jeez.
00:23:24Jeez.
00:23:25Jeez.
00:23:26Jeez.
00:23:26Jeez.
00:23:33So why can't you swim?
00:23:35I just never learned.
00:23:36I'm busy studying the mating habits of marine animals.
00:23:39You know, they say experience is the best teacher.
00:23:42Just jump right on in.
00:23:43So.
00:23:44Is everything a joke to you?
00:23:46You know my friends?
00:23:47All of them?
00:23:47You have those, right?
00:23:49They think I'm really funny.
00:23:51Yeah, the ones you pity.
00:24:08You know, this is actually kind of hot.
00:24:12Oh, shit.
00:24:13You drew in here, too?
00:24:16Hey.
00:24:17It's really good.
00:24:18Stop.
00:24:18Why are you embarrassed?
00:24:19I think it's really good.
00:24:20Give it back.
00:24:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:22You gotta tell me more.
00:24:23Shane!
00:24:24No!
00:24:24Shane!
00:24:25No!
00:24:28Easy!
00:24:29Easy!
00:24:29I'm drowning!
00:24:30Just enough!
00:24:31I'm drowning!
00:24:31I'm drowning!
00:24:32Just enough!
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Something bad, right?
00:24:42What the hell?
00:24:46Rachel, what are you doing here?
00:24:47Come on.
00:24:48Shaney, baby.
00:24:49Same reason as usual.
00:24:51Come out of the pool and greet Mama properly.
00:24:55Come on.
00:24:59Hmm.
00:25:01Hmm.
00:25:03Still attached at the hip, I see.
00:25:05Garden girl, give us some space.
00:25:09Whatever you have to say in front of Tessa, you can say in front of me.
00:25:12Since when do you even know her name?
00:25:15Come on, Shane.
00:25:16Forget her.
00:25:18If you don't leave now, I'm gonna call the butler.
00:25:22Edmund!
00:25:22Not so fast.
00:25:24What's this?
00:25:27Sir Shanice the brawny.
00:25:30I'm going to love this.
00:25:32Stop.
00:25:33That's mine.
00:25:34Rachel, give it back.
00:25:34Hey, chat.
00:25:36Look at what I just found.
00:25:39Turns out Shane's gardener keeps a diary.
00:25:42Oh, my God.
00:25:45Is it just me?
00:25:46Or does Sir Shanice look a bit familiar?
00:25:53Is that...
00:25:54me?
00:25:58It's nobody!
00:26:03Are you okay?
00:26:06Give you five minutes.
00:26:10Tessa, what are you...
00:26:11Tessa...
00:26:12Wait.
00:26:14I just want to talk.
00:26:22Why'd you do that?
00:26:23She's clearly hurt.
00:26:25I'm hurt.
00:26:26I miss you.
00:26:28You know, that's rich.
00:26:29You were just hooking up with a guy in my bed.
00:26:32I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:26:35I mean, come on.
00:26:37Isn't that why you've been hanging out with the Lorax?
00:26:40I've been thinking.
00:26:42I want to be something more serious with you.
00:26:44I know that's something you've always wanted.
00:26:48What?
00:26:58Shane!
00:27:11It's too late, Rachel.
00:27:26Of course he still likes her.
00:27:28He never liked me.
00:27:29I'm just his gardener.
00:27:40He's a stupid boy.
00:27:42What am I doing?
00:28:02I'm going to lose my tuition.
00:28:11Why would you suddenly want a relationship?
00:28:14And don't tell me it's despite Tessa.
00:28:16Of course not, Shane.
00:28:18I've always loved you, but you've always been so caught up on your ex.
00:28:21Hey, do not bring Natalie into this.
00:28:28Have you been distracting me?
00:28:36Oh, shit.
00:28:38Oh, that looked like it hurt.
00:28:40Bye.
00:28:53Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
00:28:56Oh, shit.
00:28:57That was close.
00:29:02can i ask you something how long ago did you write that story
00:29:10oh god you must think i'm such a freak
00:29:15i started writing that back when we were kids and back when you were nicer but can we just like
00:29:22forget it okay i'm gonna show you something but you have to promise not to laugh
00:29:45okay i cannot believe i'm doing this
00:29:54one time when we were kids you uh gave me a flower okay i wanted to hold on to it
00:30:00i don't know why
00:30:01so i smashed it in these pages and i left this like really cool impression
00:30:05then anytime i saw a cool plant i would just
00:30:11anyway i don't know if you're gonna rewrite the adventures of sir shanius and princess
00:30:14to sandra but i don't know maybe we could do it in here
00:30:29I love you
00:30:33I'm sorry, I...
00:30:34No, stop
00:30:36I used to, but not anymore
00:30:38It was just back when we were kids
00:30:39It's just, you showed me that really cute book
00:30:41And we almost lost the challenge
00:30:43And then I kind of just got lost in the moment
00:30:44You know what, I should go
00:30:45Tessa, Tessa, it's...
00:30:47No, really, uh, just please, shut it
00:30:51Yep, look at the time
00:30:52Gotta go, I gotta get ready
00:30:54For what? You're not even wearing a watch
00:30:56Yep, let's go
00:31:05So, you take classes at night?
00:31:09Yeah, I work during the day
00:31:11Every day?
00:31:13Why are you so shocked?
00:31:14I literally work in your family's garden
00:31:16As you can see here
00:31:18The male anglerfish
00:31:20Attaches itself to the backside of the females
00:31:23Merging its bodies with her
00:31:25Until they become one
00:31:28See?
00:31:32Is that heading a little too close to home?
00:31:35No
00:31:37I have to go to the bathroom
00:31:38Now?
00:31:39Yeah
00:31:54Are you done?
00:31:55This is so gross
00:31:56Yeah, well, it's not my fault that all the bathrooms were closed
00:32:00Just keep an eye out while I zip up
00:32:03Oh, trust, my eyes are anywhere else
00:32:07Hey, whoa
00:32:10Look, I don't care what kind of kinks you're into
00:32:12But this campus is a place of learning
00:32:14I'm calling this in
00:32:15Tessa, tell me your pants are almost up
00:32:18They're up!
00:32:19Okay
00:32:19Hey, look, uh, homeless
00:32:21Oh, no
00:32:29Stop!
00:32:30Stop!
00:32:31I don't run this much
00:32:32Oh, yeah
00:32:34I guess I don't either
00:32:39Hey, um
00:32:41I'm sorry about how I reacted earlier
00:32:43When you said that you
00:32:44Please
00:32:44Please don't
00:32:46No, I'm sorry
00:32:46I was just being dumb
00:32:47I
00:32:47You're not dumb
00:32:49Stop saying that
00:32:49It's obvious to anyone who's met you
00:32:51That you're really smart
00:32:52Why has no one ever told me that?
00:32:54Because you surround yourself
00:32:56With idiots and insecure assholes
00:33:00True
00:33:02Look
00:33:03I'm really sorry I said I loved you
00:33:05Tessa
00:33:06I used to
00:33:08Back when we were kids
00:33:10I miss that
00:33:12I miss us
00:33:18Just
00:33:19You be honest and tell me
00:33:21Do you, um
00:33:25Think there's a chance we could ever have that again?
00:33:29Do we really have to hate each other, Shane?
00:33:32For you
00:33:33For being my friend
00:33:37Always
00:33:40Shane Arthur Devere
00:33:42Inside
00:33:42Now
00:33:47What did I tell you about fraternizing with that girl?
00:33:50That's the gardener's daughter for Christ's sakes
00:33:52She's my friend, dad
00:33:54I like her
00:33:55Your mother and I have arranged for you to marry someone
00:33:58More becoming of your station
00:34:00Who?
00:34:02Natalie Prescott
00:34:03Natalie Prescott
00:34:24So do I, do I drink too much?
00:34:26Is that it?
00:34:28My parents just died Natalie
00:34:31Between all the parties
00:34:32And drugs
00:34:34Are you even ready for a real relationship?
00:34:37Shane, please say something
00:34:41Look, I
00:34:42I think we're friends
00:34:46And
00:34:46We're always gonna be
00:34:49Friends
00:34:50Okay
00:34:53Yeah
00:34:54Friends
00:34:57There they are
00:34:58Stop
00:34:59Police
00:35:00We need to run
00:35:01I can't
00:35:02I'm so tired
00:35:02Hold my back, Lady Tessandra
00:35:04Let's ride
00:35:05Go, go, go, go
00:35:07Run, sir
00:35:07It is, run
00:35:17Hey, it is not done, silly
00:35:20Taste it fine to me
00:35:21Uh-huh
00:35:24Open up
00:35:27You're warming up to me
00:35:28I can help
00:35:29Uh-huh
00:35:30Well
00:35:31Aren't you just two peas in a port-a-potty?
00:35:35Literally, how do you keep getting in here?
00:35:37You can forget about trying to sabotage us again
00:35:40We're not uncuffing, okay?
00:35:41Tessa's tuition is on the line
00:35:43And Shane's inheritance
00:35:44Okay, relax
00:35:46I'm here to apologize
00:35:48Wait
00:35:49Apologize to me?
00:35:51I am so sorry, Tessa
00:35:54Again
00:35:54You're apologizing to me
00:35:56It's true
00:35:57I've always seen you as a low-class nerd
00:36:01Who was way too stuck up for her small bank account
00:36:04Okay, if your plan is just to insult me into uncuffing
00:36:07Let me finish
00:36:11But now
00:36:12I see you as a hard worker
00:36:14With an infectious spirit
00:36:16I mean
00:36:17Look at how you've domesticated Shane
00:36:22Let me uncuff
00:36:23I want to talk to her alone
00:36:25Just trust me
00:36:31What are you doing?
00:36:32The cuffs are set to my biometrics
00:36:34The clock is still ticking
00:36:35That just means I have a whole hour to get her hair wet
00:36:37Oh, very funny
00:36:39I came here prepared this time
00:36:41My hairspray is waterproof
00:36:42Oh yeah?
00:36:43Well
00:36:44Is it flower proof?
00:36:46Don't you dare
00:36:47Who told you to sabotage us?
00:36:49I'll tell you
00:36:50Please don't
00:36:51Get her, babe
00:36:56Conrad offered Rachel half my inheritance to mess with us
00:36:59I heard it straight from her mouth
00:37:04Is that true?
00:37:07No
00:37:07Give her half my fucking money?
00:37:11No way
00:37:19Conrad
00:37:22You may have fooled the lawyer
00:37:23But you and I both know
00:37:24You're out to steal my inheritance
00:37:26Rachel told me you'd give her half the money
00:37:28If she got us to fail
00:37:30You know
00:37:31You know what I think?
00:37:32I think you don't deserve mother's fortune
00:37:36You're impulsive
00:37:38Self-destructive
00:37:40You barely be trusted to wipe your own ass
00:37:43Screw you!
00:37:46You're a disappointment, Shane
00:37:48You're a disappointment to your grandmother
00:37:50Your parents
00:37:51Even your fiancé
00:37:54Everyone knows that's why Natalie left you
00:37:59By the looks of it, it seems you've gone and disappointed her, too
00:38:18Shane, who is Natalie?
00:38:23Who is Natalie, Shane?
00:38:25Conrad said something about a fiancé?
00:38:27Shane!
00:38:30Just leave me alone
00:38:33Okay
00:38:35You want space?
00:38:37Give you space
00:38:42Shit
00:39:00We have to recuff
00:39:03What's the point?
00:39:05Conrad's right
00:39:06Okay, I'm a fuck-up
00:39:08That's not true
00:39:19What's that Natalie's?
00:39:21Who is she to you, Shane?
00:39:23She's proof
00:39:25That I can't love you how you want me to
00:39:29I loved Natalie
00:39:31I didn't at first
00:39:32But then we got engaged
00:39:33And she got pregnant
00:39:37And then my parents died
00:39:39And I started drinking too much
00:39:42She had boarded the baby
00:39:44Told me
00:39:44I wasn't ready for a kid
00:39:46A real relationship
00:39:50And she left
00:40:00No, she was right
00:40:02I'm so sorry
00:40:05Just leave
00:40:06Okay?
00:40:07Everyone does anyway
00:40:07I'm not going anywhere
00:40:11Can I show you something?
00:40:15Why?
00:40:19Come on
00:40:28Mom
00:40:30Mom
00:40:30That's not a real plant
00:40:32You're getting the floor wet
00:40:35It's dying
00:40:36They want to throw it away
00:40:40All it needs is some love
00:40:42And care
00:40:43Last time I saw your mom
00:40:45She seemed fine
00:40:46What happened?
00:40:48Early onset Alzheimer's
00:40:50She doesn't remember who I am most of the time
00:40:52But
00:40:53Half my paycheck goes towards her care
00:40:58Responsibility isn't a skill you have to learn, Shane
00:41:00It's
00:41:01A choice you have to make to persevere when life piles on
00:41:04You're the DeVere's boy
00:41:07Right?
00:41:10My Tessa has such a crush on you
00:41:15Mom?
00:41:18Tessa?
00:41:21Mom
00:41:22You remember me?
00:41:24Of course I remember my own daughter
00:41:28Come here
00:41:31Oh
00:41:33You in trouble?
00:41:35No
00:41:35No, Mom
00:41:36We're
00:41:36These
00:41:37They're a prop for our engagement photos today
00:41:40You know
00:41:41Tessa just told
00:41:41Val and Shane
00:41:44Tessa
00:41:44Are you engaged?
00:41:47Oh
00:41:48That's wonderful
00:41:50I always believed in you too
00:41:54Let's see a kiss
00:41:58Yeah
00:41:59Yeah
00:42:00Mmm
00:42:06Yay
00:42:15That fake kiss earlier was really nice of you
00:42:20I promise I won't be weird again
00:42:29You said I was faking it
00:42:38What are you doing?
00:42:41Well, we have about 32 minutes left to free time, so I...
00:42:46Wonder how many rounds you could get in
00:42:54Don't
00:42:59Down
00:43:03Down
00:43:19Oh, when we were kids, you had a crush on me, huh?
00:43:24But you always wanted the bad boy.
00:43:32Oh, I can be bad.
00:43:34Oh, yeah.
00:43:36Oh, my God.
00:43:51How deep do I know?
00:43:56What do I know?
00:44:08Wait, wait.
00:44:10What?
00:44:12Are you going to tell me you're a virgin?
00:44:15Because I know all about that.
00:44:17And I don't care.
00:44:20No.
00:44:21Yeah.
00:44:22I just...
00:44:25I wanted my first time to be special.
00:44:28No, it's not that.
00:44:29I want to know the person that I crossed that line with is committed to me.
00:44:37Baby, um...
00:44:38I'm sorry, are you...
00:44:40Are you asking if I'm ready for a real relationship?
00:44:44Well, are you?
00:44:47Shane, before I give you my virginity, I need to know that you're serious about me.
00:44:52About us.
00:44:55I don't know if I can give you that.
00:45:14Tessa?
00:45:16I'm fine.
00:45:17I just, uh...
00:45:18I need to step out.
00:45:19What about the challenge?
00:45:22Five minutes, please.
00:45:26Tessa?
00:45:28Tessa?
00:45:29Leave me alone.
00:45:36Tessa, you have to come out.
00:45:40If the timer on this cuff runs out, if we fail, you'll lose your tuition.
00:45:46And if that happens, I will never be able to forgive myself.
00:46:12When this is over, we can go our separate ways, and we never have to see each other ever again.
00:46:18Is that what you really want?
00:46:23So that's it?
00:46:26After this challenge, we just...
00:46:29Go our separate ways?
00:46:31No!
00:46:33What the fuck was that?
00:46:35Get your shirt.
00:46:37No.
00:46:41Edmund!
00:46:41Edmund, we heard you scream?
00:46:43Your parents' gala?
00:46:44We canceled it!
00:46:46After your grandmother passed, but somehow the invitations went out anyway.
00:46:50What are you guys talking about?
00:46:52Every year since my parents' accident, Graham Graham held this big charity gala in their honor.
00:46:58Guess Conrad must have sent out the invitations to mess with us?
00:47:01Conrad is getting more and more desperate the closer we are to winning.
00:47:05That's not all.
00:47:06He names the two of you as the guests of honor.
00:47:09And the invitation frames the event as if it's your...
00:47:14unveiling.
00:47:17As a couple?
00:47:19No, no.
00:47:20Shane, you have to cancel this right now.
00:47:22Impossible.
00:47:23People are flying in from all over the world to be here tomorrow.
00:47:26We have contracts with designers, caterers.
00:47:28We can't...
00:47:29No, no.
00:47:30You know what?
00:47:30I am not going.
00:47:31It is black tie.
00:47:32I don't even own a pair of heels.
00:47:34Tessa, you...
00:47:35No, you know what?
00:47:36You're the one who decided we're done after this.
00:47:38Okay?
00:47:38So, what?
00:47:39The whole world is supposed to think we're a couple?
00:47:41I'm not doing this.
00:47:50Shane, I think it's time I showed you something.
00:47:53For Shane's challenge, I want the gardener, Tessa.
00:47:57I always liked her.
00:47:59She's got grit.
00:48:00And she brings out the best in him.
00:48:03It needs to be her.
00:48:05I trust you'll make it happen.
00:48:07It was never about the money, Shane.
00:48:10All your Gram-Gram ever wanted was to see you happy.
00:48:28Tessa, I've got something very important to ask you.
00:48:31Shane, what are you doing?
00:48:33Tessa, Birch, I don't know what we are, but I do know that I care about you.
00:48:39And right now, your future is on the line.
00:48:42And we can figure the rest out later.
00:48:45So will you be my date to my dead parents, Gala?
00:48:49So deathly allergies do us part.
00:48:54I do.
00:48:55I do.
00:48:59Always.
00:49:08Edmund gave us some money for some outfits, so get anything you want.
00:49:22I seriously have to wear these?
00:49:25Not these specifically, but...
00:49:28Have you never worn heels?
00:49:30Eh.
00:49:32One time, when I was 12, but I immediately broke my ankle.
00:49:35Now I have arthritis.
00:49:37So why can't I just wear these?
00:49:38Those are hiking boots.
00:49:40That's why.
00:49:40Okay, why can't I just wear a dress that covers my feet?
00:49:45Can you go look for her?
00:49:47She's being difficult.
00:49:50What are you planning?
00:49:53Do not embarrass me.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:56Jeez, touchy.
00:49:58All right.
00:50:00You know, that's 20 minutes.
00:50:02How's it going in there?
00:50:04Don't turn around yet.
00:50:21First time for everything.
00:50:23How did I do?
00:50:27That bad?
00:50:29No, it's almost perfect.
00:50:31All right.
00:50:38And...
00:50:38There.
00:50:42Lady Tissandra.
00:50:45Ready?
00:50:46Ready?
00:50:47Ready, Sir Shanius.
00:50:58Announcing Shane DeVere and Tessa Birch.
00:51:13Oh, Gardner cleans up surprisingly well.
00:51:17Doesn't mean she belongs.
00:51:19Clock the shoes.
00:51:29Let's do this.
00:51:36May I have this dance?
00:51:40Certainly.
00:51:41Put your hands on my shoulders.
00:51:44My hands on your waist.
00:51:46We're going to do a spin.
00:51:47Are you ready?
00:51:47Yep.
00:51:48Okay.
00:51:49Two, one, two, three.
00:51:51Super cool.
00:51:55Have you thought about what happens when this is over?
00:51:58You mean after we win this thing?
00:52:00Oh, God.
00:52:01I don't know.
00:52:01I guess I go back to being obscenely rich.
00:52:07About that.
00:52:08I was thinking...
00:52:12What if you came with me?
00:52:14To college?
00:52:16I think you'd really like it.
00:52:19Oh, I don't know about that.
00:52:21I don't really think I'm the type for school.
00:52:24Why not?
00:52:25There's like, frats there.
00:52:27There's frats?
00:52:27Do I drink beer?
00:52:29Want a drink?
00:52:30Mind if I cut in?
00:52:31Natalie!
00:52:35Oh, my God.
00:52:39Wait, so what are you doing here?
00:52:43You're a grim, Graham.
00:52:44I heard she died.
00:52:46I thought she never liked me, but then I got this invitation.
00:52:51I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:52:53Oh, it's okay.
00:52:54She went peacefully.
00:52:58Oh, uh...
00:52:59Natalie, this is Tessa.
00:53:00She's, uh, my...
00:53:02My, uh...
00:53:03We're cuffed.
00:53:04That's what we are.
00:53:04We're just cuffed.
00:53:05That's what we are.
00:53:06I can see that.
00:53:08Yeah, my grandmother's will had a weird stipulation.
00:53:10You know, it's a funny story.
00:53:12Not really.
00:53:13It's really good to meet you, though.
00:53:15I've heard such great things.
00:53:16Well, hopefully the stories weren't too bad.
00:53:19You look familiar.
00:53:21Tessa's mom was our gardener when you were around.
00:53:23Now Tessa is the gardener.
00:53:26Oh, family profession.
00:53:28That's cute.
00:53:29It's been a fun week.
00:53:30She's been teaching me how to garden.
00:53:32She's taken me to some night classes.
00:53:34Oh, night classes?
00:53:35Shane, that's...
00:53:37Daddy, Daddy, you're here.
00:53:44You know what?
00:53:47I'll give you ten minutes to talk.
00:53:55Looks like your bait worked.
00:53:59It's time for you to shine, babe.
00:54:01I'll do what I do best.
00:54:14You're not meant for him, Tessa.
00:54:18Go away, Rachel.
00:54:21I can't stand you.
00:54:23Look at them.
00:54:26Shane's an heir.
00:54:28You're a gardener.
00:54:30He was never going to choose you, Tessa.
00:54:32Wake up.
00:54:33No, you're lying.
00:54:36Shane loves me.
00:54:38Tessie said that.
00:54:39Face it, honey.
00:54:41You were just his passing interest.
00:54:44You don't need him, Tessa.
00:54:46You're tough.
00:54:47You would have worked hard for that degree either way eventually.
00:54:51He's the one who needs you.
00:54:55It's him.
00:54:59He was playing you, girl.
00:55:02But you're in control.
00:55:04You can still make him hurt.
00:55:06All you have to do is leave.
00:55:12Gavin, you shouldn't run up on people like that, okay?
00:55:17Natalie, is this...
00:55:19He isn't mine, is he?
00:55:21Wait, you're not daddy.
00:55:23Where's daddy?
00:55:25Daddy's at home, remember?
00:55:26Now go get something to eat.
00:55:28Mommy's talking to an old friend.
00:55:34So he's not mine.
00:55:36He's my husband.
00:55:38Matthews, we met after we broke up.
00:55:41If he was, would it change things?
00:55:44I wanted to be there for you.
00:55:46You and the baby.
00:55:48I mean, we almost...
00:55:49Oh, Shane.
00:55:53You'll find your person.
00:55:55I know I did.
00:55:57I think I already have.
00:56:01I should probably go find her so I can tell her.
00:56:08Hey, Shane.
00:56:11Um, I came back because I was worried for you.
00:56:13But it seems you're gonna be just fine.
00:56:16And for what it's worth,
00:56:18I think you'd make a great dad.
00:56:20I know.
00:56:28Rachel, where's Tessa?
00:56:31Settle down, nephew.
00:56:34We're celebrating.
00:56:36You are about to lose everything.
00:56:41What did you do with Tessa?
00:56:45You can still make him hurt.
00:56:47All you have to do is leave.
00:56:52I know what you're doing, Rachel.
00:56:55And I'm not falling for it.
00:57:04I was trying to be helpful.
00:57:08Since when?
00:57:09You know, Rachel, you're a snake.
00:57:12And you know what gardeners do to snakes?
00:57:15Listen, you insolent bitch.
00:57:17That fortune was supposed to be mine.
00:57:20I had Shane wrapped around my finger long before you wriggled it.
00:57:26Okay, newsflash, Rachel.
00:57:28You know, you're knockoff Barbie doll self-afraid to break a nail.
00:57:33So, you wanna fight?
00:57:35Let's fight.
00:57:36Uh-huh, let's go.
00:57:37You wanna fight?
00:57:38Yeah, let's go.
00:57:47The only person going anywhere is you.
00:57:51What? Take her away.
00:57:55Bye-bye.
00:57:57She left you, Shane.
00:57:59And you're a liar.
00:58:01She wouldn't.
00:58:05The only truth that matters right now is in about seven minutes, I'm gonna win everything.
00:58:16The family fortune is mine.
00:58:20Ours.
00:58:22Oh, yeah, right.
00:58:24Yeah, ours.
00:58:26You bastard, where is she?
00:58:29Now!
00:58:37Get off me!
00:58:40You were supposed to give him the whole dose!
00:58:43I did!
00:58:44He's a fucking junkie!
00:58:46God damn it!
00:58:51Edmund, have you seen Tessa?
00:58:53Are you alright, sir?
00:58:55I haven't seen her.
00:58:57Have you checked out front?
00:58:58Tessa!
00:58:59Sir?
00:59:00Tessa!
00:59:02Sir?
00:59:05Tessa!
00:59:10Hands off my girlfriend!
00:59:12Girlfriend?
00:59:13Don't you dare!
00:59:25Don't touch my man!
00:59:29I want to make babies with you.
00:59:31Same.
00:59:35Oh, shit.
00:59:36We have to stop eating like this.
00:59:38Call the cops.
00:59:39I got it.
00:59:40Oh, yeah.
00:59:41Oh, shit!
00:59:41Oh, man!
00:59:42Other!
00:59:43Okay.
00:59:44Yeah?
00:59:45Yeah?
00:59:45Time.
00:59:46Oh, sick!
00:59:49That was so fast.
00:59:50It was so sick.
00:59:53Not so fast.
00:59:57You're not calling anyone.
01:00:05Easy there, Conrad.
01:00:08Easy is what this was supposed to be.
01:00:14You got enough tranquilizers, baby?
01:00:17Uh-huh.
01:00:18See, this was supposed to be painless.
01:00:22But now it's gonna hurt.
01:00:24You'll never get away with this.
01:00:26Aw.
01:00:27I think I will.
01:00:28So this is your plan.
01:00:29To force us to separate at gunpoint,
01:00:32there are cameras, Conrad.
01:00:33You'll get caught.
01:00:36No, we won't.
01:00:38Conrad is a genius.
01:00:40I hacked your cameras
01:00:41and wiped all record of my meddling
01:00:42and then I just turned them off.
01:00:45No way you're gonna separate us.
01:00:46You'll have to kill us.
01:00:48I'm not gonna kill you.
01:00:53Tessa!
01:00:54Tessa!
01:00:56Fuck you.
01:00:57Fuck you.
01:01:05I'm gonna make you kill each other.
01:01:23I'm gonna make you kill each other.
01:01:23Shane!
01:01:25Shane!
01:01:26Shane!
01:01:27Ow!
01:01:27Oh my God!
01:01:28God!
01:01:30What's going on?
01:01:37Separate or die?
01:01:39Oh, shit.
01:01:40Oh, Conrad is crazier than I thought.
01:01:42Okay, we need to get out of here.
01:01:44Hey.
01:01:47What happened to your chest?
01:01:48What?
01:01:51I don't know.
01:01:52Maybe the hay scratched it or something.
01:01:55No, no, we need to go.
01:01:57Quick.
01:02:10Glad you're finally awake.
01:02:13Just in time, too.
01:02:16We have much to discuss.
01:02:20So what?
01:02:21You guys are like an evil power couple now, or...
01:02:24Well, you could say I surrendered to my ex's uncle.
01:02:33We really bonded over hating you.
01:02:36Ugh.
01:02:38Kidnapping?
01:02:39Unc?
01:02:40What makes you think you can get away with this?
01:02:42About to be a billionaire?
01:02:45That's plenty of money to bury any truth.
01:02:49Or bury you if he refuses.
01:02:52Never.
01:02:53We'll just wait this out.
01:02:56Too long.
01:02:57That rash is moving fast.
01:03:01Tessa, you're the biologist.
01:03:03How long does it take for a deadly allergy to kill someone?
01:03:08What did you do?
01:03:09Well, it turns out a lot of injectable cosmetic products.
01:03:13Contain beef at him.
01:03:16Isn't that neat?
01:03:19What?
01:03:21You freaking psychopaths!
01:03:24You'd really stoop to murder?
01:03:26Wouldn't be the first time.
01:03:28Rachel, you do not have to do this.
01:03:32Shamey.
01:03:33I only wanted you for your money.
01:03:36This way, I get half.
01:03:38Here's the deal.
01:03:39By my estimate, and to be fair, I'm no doctor,
01:03:42but I'd say she's got about 15 minutes before her throat closes up
01:03:48and she goes into full-blown anaphylactic shock.
01:03:53So, if you separate her right now, there might be time to save her.
01:03:59So it's the money or the girl?
01:04:05Your choice.
01:04:08Uncle, why are you doing this?
01:04:11You really don't know?
01:04:13Because I'm the rightful heir.
01:04:16I'm the eldest son.
01:04:19Martha was always mother's favorite.
01:04:22It was all supposed to be mine.
01:04:24But then for some unknown reason,
01:04:28she decides to give you this chance.
01:04:32My mother decides to give you a chance to steal what's rightfully mine!
01:04:38I'm starting to think she had a damn good reason!
01:04:41Mark my words.
01:04:43You will pay for this.
01:04:46Looks like time's running out.
01:04:49You better hurry.
01:04:51Hey, you know what?
01:04:53After she's dead,
01:04:56let's bury her in the West Garden.
01:04:59I think she'd like that.
01:05:03Would she like that?
01:05:18Are you crazy?
01:05:21You could die!
01:05:22Those assholes made my life a living hell.
01:05:27I'm not going to let them get away with this.
01:05:31We are going to make it out of here.
01:05:33Together.
01:05:35Help me!
01:05:42It won't budge!
01:05:49I need you to break my glasses!
01:05:52What?
01:05:53What?
01:05:54But I love your glasses.
01:05:55You can't see without them.
01:05:57Breathing kind of takes precedent.
01:05:59You could use the wire to pick the lock.
01:06:01Okay, okay.
01:06:03You're here.
01:06:05Come, come, come, come.
01:06:12We're almost there.
01:06:14Okay.
01:06:15Okay.
01:06:18We have to uncuff now, Tessa.
01:06:20No, we can't make it.
01:06:22No, no.
01:06:24It'll be alright. We have about three minutes left, okay?
01:06:27If I run, I can grab the EpiPen and get back here, okay?
01:06:30Oh, Shane. Don't, please.
01:06:32We deserve a happy ending.
01:06:38That's why I have to do this.
01:06:41No, don't.
01:06:42Shane, Shane.
01:06:44Shane!
01:06:47Edmund!
01:06:48Edmund!
01:06:49What is it?
01:06:50Call the family doctor.
01:06:51No, don't lose your game.
01:06:56Stopp.
01:07:01Please, come on.
01:07:07No, don't.
01:07:10No, don't.
01:07:11No, don't.
01:07:24Tessa! Tessa, stay with me! I'm coming!
01:07:38Shane! What happened with the challenge? Did we win?
01:07:45This isn't okay. Rachel and Conrad can't just get away with this. They tried to kill me.
01:07:50Listen to me, Tessa. You're gonna be fine. Okay? I'm gonna get a job. I'm gonna make sure your tuition
01:07:56is paid for. I'm gonna work.
01:07:59You hate work.
01:08:01I don't give a shit if I have to work with my two hands for the rest of my life,
01:08:05okay?
01:08:10I just want you to be a part of it.
01:08:18Wait, wait, wait. I thought you wanted to wait.
01:08:22I'm tired of waiting.
01:08:33What? It's not like you haven't seen all this before.
01:08:36Yeah, well, that was before it. This was mine.
01:08:39Oh!
01:08:49Whoa.
01:08:51Well, it's, uh, not as big as a centaur.
01:08:53I mean...
01:08:55Kinda.
01:08:58Get on your back, Sir Shanius.
01:09:01I'm gonna ride you.
01:09:02I'm gonna ride you.
01:09:03I'm gonna ride you.
01:09:04Oh!
01:09:06Oh!
01:09:07Oh!
01:09:07Oh!
01:09:08Oh!
01:09:09Oh!
01:09:15Oh!
01:09:18There must be a way we could beat Conrad.
01:09:21We deserve a happy ending.
01:09:23The police searched the barn.
01:09:24Conrad wiped it clean.
01:09:26The cameras, too.
01:09:29It's his word against ours.
01:09:32That's shade!
01:09:34Oh!
01:09:35We're covered.
01:09:36We're covered.
01:09:37What is it?
01:09:38Uh, I noticed something odd while poking around our security database.
01:09:45Uh, Conrad not only wiped the last six days, he wiped the last six years.
01:09:50Dating back to the day your parents died.
01:09:53However, he was sloppy.
01:09:55And I managed to recover this.
01:10:02Is that my parents' car?
01:10:04It is.
01:10:07Oh, my God.
01:10:09Conrad killed your parents.
01:10:18He killed my parents, Tessa.
01:10:21Get away with it!
01:10:24We can figure it out, Shane.
01:10:26Conrad and Rachel think you're too dumb or too lazy to figure it out, but you're neither.
01:10:30That's our advantage.
01:10:33You know, you're right.
01:10:34Yeah.
01:10:35We're gonna beat him.
01:10:36We just gotta put our heads together.
01:10:38Yeah, that's good.
01:10:42Hey, chat.
01:10:43We are celebrating.
01:10:45Guess who just won three billion dollars?
01:10:49Aw.
01:10:50Is Tessa sad she lost?
01:10:52How does it feel knowing you're going to die poor?
01:10:55Feels like.
01:10:57What the?
01:10:58Revenge.
01:10:59What the?
01:10:59Hey!
01:11:06Hey, chat.
01:11:07Check this out.
01:11:08Say cheese.
01:11:23Taking my inheritance out already?
01:11:26You mean my birthright?
01:11:29You know, speaking of, you really should start packing your things.
01:11:32I won't abide trespassers in my home.
01:11:36I'm not going anywhere.
01:11:38You see this SD card?
01:11:39I have proof you killed my parents.
01:11:43I have proof you killed my parents.
01:11:48Proof.
01:11:50I've murdered no one.
01:11:54That's not what you said at the barn.
01:11:56I had Edmund look through some old security footage and he found a weird video of you cutting
01:12:01the brakes on my parents' car.
01:12:03Now, I wonder what the lawyers will think about that.
01:12:15Doesn't matter what the fucking lawyer thinks.
01:12:28You bitch.
01:12:29You stole my gun?
01:12:31Yep.
01:12:32And I got my marksmanship badge in the Girl Scouts, so...
01:12:36You'll stay quiet until I say so.
01:12:46Hey, Lawman.
01:12:47I got something for you.
01:12:50Looks like he went home for the night.
01:12:53It's just me and you.
01:13:00No.
01:13:02No.
01:13:03No.
01:13:03You're just his passing interests.
01:13:09He's just using you, but you can make him hurt.
01:13:17Okay?
01:13:20Give me the card.
01:13:23He wouldn't.
01:13:25Shit.
01:13:27Don't fucking move.
01:13:42Don't fucking move.
01:13:48You really are dumb as disco, aren't you?
01:13:56I can't believe you.
01:13:58I can't believe you didn't make another copy.
01:14:21And you two idiots were standing in the way of my evolution.
01:14:25So you'd betray anyone, huh?
01:14:27Even your own family?
01:14:29What happens when Rachel gets in the way?
01:14:33Who?
01:14:35Oh.
01:14:37She already has.
01:14:38You think I'm gonna give that bimbo half my money?
01:14:43Dummy.
01:14:44She's next.
01:14:49You're plotting to kill me?
01:14:52No.
01:14:53Baby.
01:14:54I would never.
01:14:55You idiot.
01:14:57Didn't you notice I took all of those selfies?
01:15:00If I go down, you go down.
01:15:12Okay, this is how this is all gonna go down.
01:15:14I'm gonna walk out of here with my inheritance.
01:15:18You hear me?
01:15:19My inheritance.
01:15:21And none of you are gonna get shot.
01:15:24You understand?
01:15:26Hmm.
01:15:28The fuck are you laughing at?
01:15:31Oh, you've already lost, Conrad.
01:15:34That phone right there?
01:15:35Yeah, it was streaming in the background.
01:15:37Rachel's ten million followers just heard you confess to a shit ton of crimes.
01:15:42And just in case one recording wasn't enough,
01:15:46I made a copy.
01:15:48Dumbass.
01:15:52Guess you two better get used to wearing these.
01:15:59Fucking influencer.
01:16:14Well, that's a conundrum.
01:16:17You two failed the challenge.
01:16:19But clearly Conrad played a part.
01:16:22Shelly's will did not account for this.
01:16:24Surely it's worth a second attempt.
01:16:28That might work.
01:16:30You want us to run the challenge back?
01:16:33Tessa!
01:16:34Tessa, say something.
01:16:37Sure.
01:16:37Why not?
01:16:39It doesn't scare me half as much this time around.
01:16:41What, are you scared?
01:16:43Mm-mm.
01:16:45Okay.
01:16:46That said,
01:16:48Mr. Shane Arthur Devere,
01:16:53what do you say?
01:16:55Will you be cuffed to me one more time till death do us part?
01:16:58I do.
01:17:05Huzzah!
01:17:08Here we go again.
01:17:13Just got all my books for this semester.
01:17:16I'm so excited for this course on migration patterns of butterflies.
01:17:20What about you?
01:17:21Did you get your classes figured out?
01:17:23Early childhood education, bio 101, and art class.
01:17:27I don't know.
01:17:28I'm still figuring out my extracurriculars.
01:17:31Well, speaking of extracurriculars...
01:17:36Look what else I picked up.
01:17:46I love you.
01:17:48I love you, too.
01:17:55Can you see these?
01:17:56Mmm!
01:18:01Oh!
01:18:08I have an idea.
01:18:10Mmm!
01:18:14Feels familiar.
01:18:20Hi.
01:18:21Hi.
01:18:22Hi, somebody.
01:18:22Hi.
01:18:23Hi.
01:18:26Hi.
01:18:30Hi.
01:18:33Hi.
01:18:36You
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