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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:25If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:41But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:03Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats you.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a 70-year-old geez
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tram.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares out about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but to me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:44I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:08Just this beat-up, ratheraren't you?
05:20In theminded teleporting, Jennifer's in the back of the car,
05:23Here I am.
05:35Everyone, since then, will you deliver on the
05:37path?
05:37I can't decide, they're lust-worth.
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:43Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:02Jennifer, my sweet.
06:03It's still our wedding night.
06:05Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely.
06:11Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me.
06:20I'm going to make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:54Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:58The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op stack.
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go.
07:12Don't panic.
07:13I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:34Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:40Poseidon, you're finally awake.
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped Bailing Zeus out?
07:47That's what knocked you out cold.
08:05Merciful seas.
08:07The Trident actually accepted you?
08:09Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it!
08:24Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo.
08:42Go fetch her right this second.
08:44I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother.
08:50Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon.
08:53There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:58Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?
09:08No, this is beyond messed up.
09:10I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic.
09:27Go raid the Divine Vault for the golden apples.
09:29Girls, I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that.
09:35I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face again?
10:00Jennifer!
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:08I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and father just dumped on me.
10:11I'll get to it!
10:12You brainless cow!
10:14The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here.
10:18I feed you and you can't even handle one basic chore!
10:21Hey, back the hell off.
10:23This is my house, too.
10:25Ah!
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:31Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:36You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses.
10:39Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:51Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:01That's what you've got for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:03You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth!
11:07Strip them, douse them in ice water and lock them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb and they'll be hell to pay!
11:14Chill, Mum.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:24We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out.
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait, that era!
11:58The bloodline of the sea god?
12:00How the hell did it end up here?!
12:07Wait, that era!
12:10The bloodline of the sea god?!
12:12How the hell did it end up here?!
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the sea god is a massive privilege.
12:30Keep dragging your feet and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:41No! Stop!
12:43We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the sea god!
12:48Oh great sea god, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:52Oh great sea god, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:21What the actual hell just happened?!
13:24Why did the statues just nuke themselves?!
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the sea god!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:43If the sea god is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:49God damn it!
13:51Who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god?!
13:54If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up people!
14:00It has to be them!
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe!
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07Grawl for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to god your lives are gonna be a waking nightmare!
14:15Son of a bitch!
14:17Son of a bitch!
14:17How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:19We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:25No!
14:26My kid's blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the sea god be pissed at us?!
14:33This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:36Grab them!
14:36Burn them at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the sea god's rage is absolute agony!
14:52No!
14:53Stop!
15:03Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:09Stand down!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Damn it, we're too far!
15:25Poseidon can't manifest here!
15:26Just hang on a little longer!
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me!
15:30He's coming!
15:32Burning the mane enough for the sea god!
15:34He's sending us a sign!
15:38Father, word is the sea god skins traitors alive,
15:41packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells,
15:44turning them into gravel to walk on for eternity!
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent!
15:50The real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children!
15:53Oh, so the sea god's pissed at us?
15:55His biggest believers?!
15:57Bullshit!
15:57I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year!
16:00While you, you filthy peasants, ain't cocked up shit!
16:02Ship it, Jennifer!
16:04You're a completely lost Oz!
16:08Mom!
16:09Mom!
16:10Mom!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty,
16:17but you brought the sea god's haul down on us!
16:19Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this!
16:25Back off, you ugly witch!
16:27Don't you dare lay a finger on our mom!
16:36You little maggots!
16:38This is what happens when you piss off the sea god!
16:42You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards!
16:55Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No!
17:01Michelle, let go of my kids!
17:04It's my skin!
17:05I'll take the hit!
17:06Just don't touch them!
17:10Jennifer!
17:11This is your goddamn fault!
17:13If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat
17:16and pout these bastards,
17:17we wouldn't be in this mess!
17:19No, put this all on me!
17:22Chris and Sophia are good kids!
17:24They're your own flesh and blood!
17:26For God's sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me!
17:30I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:31What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for?
17:34Get them alive already!
17:41These mortals!
17:43No!
17:44These monsters!
17:45How dare they stoop this low!
17:50Screw it!
17:52I'm taking my true form to save the heirs!
17:59Thomas, stop!
18:01You know the rules!
18:02If you manifest in the mortal realm,
18:05you break the law of fate,
18:06you'll be wiped from existence!
18:12No!
18:14Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:22Do it!
18:24Do it like this!
18:26Put your backs into it!
18:27If you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience,
18:31I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:38I can't stomach this anymore!
18:40Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:44I can't stomach this anymore!
19:02Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
19:02What the hell off?
19:03I'm going to kill you!
19:04I'm trying to kill you!
19:10Back the hell off!
19:12Black the hell off!
19:19Look!
19:21It's lord Poseidon's!
19:23The boss is actually back!
19:28jennifer sweetheart i'm here i am so sorry i let you go through this hell it's really you thank god
19:35he actually brought you back to me look this is chris and sophia our kids dad we totally knew it
19:46was you you actually came back what in the hell just happened jesus how'd i end up eating dirt
19:54father forget that look over there that filthy beggar is back talk right now who did this which
20:03one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch jennifer and my kids you don't get to question
20:08us jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god they brought this shit storm on us
20:14as their father you should be paying for their sins with your life almighty sea god please forgive us
20:20these four impure wretches aren't part of our family don't lump us in with their sins i'll skin
20:25them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage
20:35you absolute clowns you keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god
20:41without realizing i am the sea god
20:49oh
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21:00oh crap he really is the sea god oh great sea god please forgive us
21:05mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings we're innocent don't buy his
21:10bullshit open your eyes it's just a cheap dark magic trick if the real sea god was here we'd
21:16all be dead meat he actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god if the real god finds
21:22out we worship the damn warlock we're cooked we gotta skin this freak and his family alive before
21:27anyone finds out
21:28you arrogant brain death mortals you tortured my wife and kids so now i'm thing terry if i'm bringing
21:37down the ocean's wrath i'll give you a front row seat to exactly who you're messing with
21:49the sea god
21:49no freaking way is this filthy beggar actually the sea god
21:53the sea god is this filthy street rat is a complete fraud
22:16what the hell is happening to my hand
22:34the sea god is pissed
22:35wait why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces
22:38you brain dead idiots the real sea god is pissed because this peasant is playing dress up with his
22:44name help me pin this bastard down and finish him step on it if we don't string them up right
22:51now the sea god is gonna wipe us off the map the ocean will swallow us whole freeze look he's
22:58running
22:58on fumes now's our window to take this warwick out what the hell is going on enough i'll let it
23:07slide
23:07you got played earlier but from this second on if you touch my wife and kids i'll rain literal hellfire
23:13on you you gullible morons everyone knows jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago like the sea dotted
23:22would moo light as a tramp like he'd knock up a slut like jennifer and just poop into thin air
23:27i bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic
23:35damn straight a true god is untouchable you hack this warlock to pieces
23:43and i'll toss you ten gold coins right here right now
23:57what
24:01unfreaking believable the guy's literally made of steel
24:09almighty sea god please forgive your cluteless blind believers you unrepentant mortals you actually
24:19tried to weaponize my own followers against me you vicious brain dead clowns time to face the music
24:32holy crap he really is the sea god we are dead meat
24:40what just happened why am i running on empty no the coma i burned through all my divine mocha fighting
24:46off that damn curse for nine years
24:51this damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion we need to get the high priest down here to wreck him
24:57you absolute idiots do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god he's just a wicked warlock
25:04if he was actually poseidon he wouldn't be this pathetic
25:09it's an ancient curse i tank my powers fighting it off that's why i'm weakened you brain dead sheep
25:15only morons swallow a lie that pathetic anyone who sides with this warlock has catch hell when the real god
25:22finds out
25:31shut the hell up who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof
25:42a little birdie told me some crack pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god
25:50your holiness it's this wicked warlock he's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our
25:55tributes high priest you're the only hotline to the sea god if he was really coming down he'd have given
26:01you a heads up i haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down you're just some
26:12two
26:12bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god the high priest is his top servant this guy really is just
26:22a
26:22fraud putting on a cheap magic act make him pay
26:28thank god for the high priest we almost bought the scam the sea god would have been pissed
26:36and we'd be dead meat
26:40what a joke i don't have some mortal messenger down here he's full of you arrogant little speck did you
26:47really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath you son of a
26:51bitch how dare you slander me i'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself
27:19holy crap what's happening the high priest just got zapped by lightning
27:23is that guy actually the sea god
27:30bullshit impossible yeah that was the sea god's wrath warning me because you spinless cowards are
27:37dragging your feet letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple oh it was his wrath all right
27:45but who do you think called it down listen up defy the sea god and you'll get worse than lightning
27:54he'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell
28:10ignorant sheep
28:26no freaking way
28:35no freaking way even running on a fraction of my power
28:40you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger on my family
28:46guys listen there is zero chance he's the sea god since when does a god fall for a random munal
28:51it's a joke he's a cheap warlock hold the line did you idiots forget his orders
28:56want to get swallowed by a tidal wave we're dead meat if you back down
29:02but his voodoo is too strong we can't even dent this freakish water wall
29:08bullshit every trick has a loophole hurl every sharp object we've got something's bound to bust this
29:14cheap-ass force mailed
29:22dad you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:26are you actually the sea god you bet he is sweetie your dad would never lie to you
29:36all right if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo it's time to bring out the big gun
29:43watch and weep warlock
29:46i don't care how strong your mojo is it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:56trident shield jennephye
30:10trident shield jennephye
30:23are you kidding me how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig who the hell are you
30:30i warned you you absolute fools open your damn eyes
30:34this is the trident the ultimate symbol of the ocean and i am its master poseidon the sea god
30:43the sea god he actually is the sea god sweet jesus what the hell have i done
30:50you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years just to line your own pockets
30:56that is an unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy william brain masked us we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord decided please spare us jennifer these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:19it's your call it's your call how do you want me to finish them no jennifer my precious daughter
31:26don't do this you know me i would never truly hurt you okay i screwed up i admit it but
31:31i see the
31:32light now we share the same blood we're family please jennifer don't let him wipe us off the map
31:38over a grudge think of the kids exactly jennifer my sweet sister we share the same blood i swear to
31:46god
31:47i'll never pull this again please cut us a break
31:55honey i'm not a monster like them they still share blood with our kids
32:00i won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:04let's just walk away i just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous
32:33you must be my boy poseidon's wife absolutely stunning
32:49mother oh my goodness and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:56mother these are the kids jennifer gave me pretty cute right
33:02grandma grandma grandma are you kidding me nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:12i packed way too light but don't worry darlings grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23what the actual hell i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:06take a look kiddos a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10what do you think we'd love anything you give us grandma
34:14mom but there's literally nothing here
34:26oh
34:26oh
34:27oh
34:42Whoa! This is freaking awesome!
34:45Oh, it melts my heart to see you love it.
34:48Thanks a million, Grandma!
34:50Jennifer, my dear, slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age.
34:55This bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease.
34:57And this ring calls down lightning on demand.
35:00Just a little welcome to the family starter pack.
35:03No way, Mother! These are priceless. I can't accept them.
35:09Oh my God! I am so, so sorry! I swear it slipped!
35:12Jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl.
35:15Now I've shattered something priceless from the Sea God's mother.
35:19She's gonna skin me alive!
35:20Hey, deep breaths, Jennifer. Relax.
35:23Remember, Mother gave those to you. They're yours now.
35:27You can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy.
35:33Oh, sweetheart, no! This is 100% on me.
35:37I totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact.
35:41I can't believe I almost gave you a heart attack, bad grandma.
35:44Jennifer, honey, stop walking on eggshells.
35:47Chuck this bling at the wall for fun.
35:49Break it all, bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us.
35:53Thank you, Mother.
35:55Hold on, Poseidon. Where's your gift?
35:57This poor girl went through nine years of hell because you face-planted into a coma.
36:01Treat her like royalty, or I'll personally kick your ass to the curb.
36:04Mother, chill.
36:05I already hooked Jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace.
36:09I just didn't bring it because I was rushing to save her.
36:13I'll grab it the second we kept breather, babe.
36:18Hold the phone. I brought a little something for my new sister-in-law, too.
36:27Look, I'm really sorry, Jennifer.
36:29This whole disaster is basically my fault.
36:31You and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me.
36:34Consider this a my bad care package.
36:36A massive dose of raw divine power.
36:38Zeus, you absolute meathead.
36:40Did you completely forget?
36:41Jennifer is still 100% human.
36:44Her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet.
36:47Ah, crap.
36:49My bad, Jennifer.
36:50I totally dropped the ball on that one.
36:52Brain frat.
36:52Hand it over.
36:55I'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for Jennifer to make up for your screw-up.
37:01Jennifer, our wedding down here was pretty bare-spoen and my family missed it.
37:05Let's do a massive blowout.
37:06Invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings.
37:09Sorry, honey.
37:10Can we skip the blowout?
37:11Chris, Sophia, and I are literally nobodies.
37:14We'd stick out like Sarah Thies partying with actual gods.
37:18I'm just really freaked out.
37:19Are they going to act like Aunt Michelle and beat us up for being trash?
37:23We don't need them.
37:24Just you and dad is enough.
37:29My poor sweet babies, you've been through the wrencher.
37:32Listen to grandma, okay?
37:33That nightmare is over.
37:35None of my kids are toxic snobs like that.
37:37They'll treat you like absolute royalty.
37:39Damn right.
37:39I guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms.
37:42And if you're still spooked, I swear on my life,
37:44as long as I'm breathing, nobody lays a finger on you.
37:47Okay, Besteiden.
37:48I trust you.
37:59The wedding dress is the main event,
38:01and these mortal rags are tragically basic.
38:05Even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our Jennifer.
38:14Grandma, I brought the wardrobe.
38:23Jennifer, go nuts.
38:26Pick out absolutely anything you want.
38:28Up here, we use magic power like cash,
38:32and Zeus's apology fund is basically a bottomless black card.
38:36Unreal.
38:39It's so insanely soft.
38:42I've been stuck in patched-up potato sacks my whole life.
38:46I'm actually allowed to wear this?
38:51Obviously.
38:52But Zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits
38:56be custom-made by yours truly.
39:02Hey, Jennifer, look at me.
39:04By the almighty ocean.
39:06My beautiful wife, how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous?
39:10Mom, you look insanely pretty!
39:12I had zero clue you were this stunning, Jennifer,
39:14and your kids are adorable.
39:16Look, I whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly.
39:18Just rock these around the palace.
39:20This is just...
39:21Thank you so, so much.
39:22We absolutely love it.
39:25Don't mention it, but hey, Grandma,
39:28Jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones.
39:30We need to put some meat on them.
39:32Hestia's actually been cooking up a storm.
39:34Pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast
39:36just for Jennifer and the kids.
39:38She even called dibs on catering the wedding.
39:40You guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this.
39:42This is way too much.
39:44Jennifer, you've raised two kids solo
39:46while getting stomped on by monsters.
39:48Listen to me.
39:49You need to seriously carb load.
39:51Damn right.
39:51Your health is the only thing I care about.
39:53Don't fight us.
39:54Just be a good girl and eat up.
40:02Hey there, Jennifer, come on over.
40:04Dig in and let me know what hits the spot.
40:15Awesome!
40:16I didn't even know food could taste this freaking good!
40:24Come on, Jennifer, let your husband pamper you for a second.
40:27Say, ah.
40:44Hope you like the setup, babe.
40:46Mother went totally overboard.
40:48If you hate any of it, just say the word.
40:50I'll tear it down and start from scratch.
40:51No sweat.
40:52Oh, don't even worry about it, honey.
40:54I'm obsessed with it.
40:59Jennifer, mother's got Chris and Sophia for the night,
41:01so we've got the place to ourselves.
41:03What do you say we go for baby number three?
41:06Oh, honey, no.
41:09Three kids?
41:10I'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them.
41:12Babe, you're married to the sea god.
41:14Even if we're swamped, my mom and siblings are right next door.
41:17Our kids will never be alone.
41:20Plus, my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth.
41:24I'd put her on speed dial.
41:25You wouldn't feel a thing.
41:27All right, all right.
41:29You're the boss.
41:48God, Jennifer, you're just as breathtaking as the day we married.
42:02Grandma, where's mom?
42:04She's the VIP today.
42:06Why is she MIA?
42:08Hold on a minute, kiddo.
42:10Let's go track down your dad and figure this out.
42:15Hey, Pistidon, why the holdup with Jennifer?
42:18Did we hit a snag?
42:21Well, Jennifer and I didn't get any sleep until the sun came up.
42:24She's dead to the world, so I figured I'd let her rest.
42:26I just slipped out.
42:28Freaking believable.
42:29The wedding is literally about to start.
42:31Could you really not keep it in your pants for one night?
42:33All right, Mother, chill.
42:34I'm going to get her right now.
42:45Holy crap, Poseidon actually let me sleep in?
42:47It's our damn wedding day.
42:48I'm going to be so late.
42:50I got to sprint.
42:57Mother playing favorites, as always.
43:01Giving a punk like Poseidon a palace this sick.
43:16I'm real.
43:18What's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this?
43:23Hey, gorgeous.
43:24Hades, god of the underworld.
43:27Ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen.
43:29Yeah, hard pass.
43:30Not interested.
43:37Cute.
43:38But that's not really your call to make, sweetheart.
43:59Hades, what the hell do you think you're doing?
44:07What the hell do you think you're doing?
44:17Hades, if we didn't share a mother, I'd gut you where you stand.
44:25What the hell is going on here?
44:29Hades, how did I raise such a scumbag?
44:33Apologize to Jennifer.
44:35Right now!
44:37My bad, Jennifer.
44:38Didn't know who you were.
44:39Take half my divine power as a peace offering.
44:41It'll make you completely immortal.
44:43Just let it slide, Mother.
44:45The wedding's starting.
44:46Let's not waste another second on this creep.
44:56In the name of the sea god, I swear Jennifer is my one and only wife.
45:01From this day forward, she shares the full power of the ocean with me.
45:05I swear on my life to be completely faithful to Poseidon until my last breath.
45:21Mom and Dad are going to live happily ever after with us.
45:40Grandma, Mom only wakes up on time when we're around.
45:43We want to have a sleepover with Mom.
45:49All right, my sweet little angels, let it go.
45:51Your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight.
46:02Honey, thank you for giving me such a warm, happy home.
46:05This place is everything I've ever dreamed of.
46:12If you know love it here, we'll just put down roots.
46:16Honestly, the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway.
46:20I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow.
46:34I won't break my promise this time, I swear.
46:37Three days, tops.
46:40And this little toy boat, if you run into trouble, just crush it and I'll be there in a heartbeat.
46:55And this barrier, unless you say so, it'll bounce every single person trying to get in.
47:03Stay safe out there, honey.
47:07Dad, hurry back so we can play!
47:25This is it!
47:26Look at this place!
47:28Hades better not be playing us.
47:30He swore if we pull this off, he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead!
47:36Hell no, he wouldn't!
47:38He's the god of the underworld!
47:41The sea god basically nuked our family!
47:44Lord Hades is our only lifeline!
47:53Over here!
47:54Bet you can't catch us!
47:57Chris, Sophia, slow down!
47:59You're gonna eat dirt!
47:59We don't care if we get hurt!
48:02When dad gets back, he can patch us up in seconds!
48:08Yu-ho!
48:10Jennifer!
48:10Come look who's here!
48:12Why the hell is the door locked?
48:15We're your flesh and blood!
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already!
48:20Nice try, but that ain't happening!
48:26Son of a bitch!
48:28Hades called it.
48:30The sea god rigged this place with a force field.
48:32Our only play is to guilt-track Jennifer into opening the damn door.
48:36Jennifer, I know you're listening!
48:38Are you brain dead?
48:41We put a roof over your head when you had nothing!
48:45Now we're homeless!
48:47You owe us!
48:55Cut the crap!
48:56You made my life a living hell back then!
48:58Don't act like you did me a favor!
49:01Jennifer, I'm your own flesh and blood!
49:04Are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day?
49:08Your husband is the freaking sea god!
49:11A few table graphs could save our family!
49:14Yeah, Jennifer!
49:16Just bail us out this once!
49:18Consider it rent for housing you!
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again!
49:25Get a grip, Jennifer.
49:27Stop giving them handouts.
49:30But if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good, maybe it's worth it.
49:39You better keep your word.
49:41Take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again.
49:49Are you really that dense, Jennifer?
49:52I've literally never played it straight with you.
50:05Jennifer, those goddamn merchants are psychos!
50:09They robbed us blind, took your gold, and now they want us dead!
50:13Please!
50:14Open the damn door!
50:15Jennifer, they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife.
50:19This is 100% on you!
50:21You can't leave us out here to get butchered!
50:27I'm dead serious, Jennifer.
50:29The merchant and his goons are right on our ass!
50:32If you don't let us in, you're signing our death warrants!
50:35Jennifer, are you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered?
50:37Make your mother a widow?
50:38If word gets out she raised a heartless monster, society will destroy her!
51:04How'd you score a pad like this anyway?
51:06Get off your ass and hand this house over to us!
51:10We gave you a place to crash, now you owe us a house!
51:13Do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon to bail me out again?
51:18No, I can't keep dragging him into my messes.
51:28Unreal!
51:29Look at this mother-lod!
51:30Father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash!
51:34Trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this!
51:37We do!
51:42Check out this palace.
51:44The bling is nice, but the real estate is the real jackpot.
51:46We gotta get our names on that deed.
51:48You brain-dead idiots!
51:50Did you forget Hades' orders?
51:51Move your asses!
51:53Chuck that bitch Jennifer out onto the street!
51:58Right!
51:58Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off!
52:01What the heck do you think you're doing?
52:03When Dad finds out, he's gonna wipe the floor with you!
52:06Yeah!
52:07You stupid jerks!
52:09If you touch Mom, Dad is gonna destroy you!
52:13Give me a break!
52:15How's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother?
52:19He'll either boot her or drown her ass!
52:25No!
52:26Father, why are you doing this to me?
52:45Not bad at all!
52:46Like we agree.
52:47I'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome.
52:51You're the best Lord Hades!
52:54Thank you!
52:56Get your hands off her!
53:21I gave you your chance, Hades.
53:28Jennifer, you were in real danger.
53:31Why didn't you call me?
53:34Honey, I'm so sorry.
53:36I just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate.
53:38I'm just a useless mortal.
53:40I can't keep dragging you down.
53:43Look at me, babe.
53:44We're married.
53:46Nothing in this universe matters more than you.
53:49I already missed nine years.
53:55Come hell or high water, you're never facing anything alone again.
54:02I get it, honey.
54:04I promise.
54:12And as for these psychos,
54:15they've crossed the line too many times.
54:18Even if you want to give them a pass,
54:20I'm gonna slaughter every last one of them!
54:29Almighty Sea God, please!
54:31You've got it all wrong!
54:33We only broke in
54:34because we caught Jennifer,
54:35that absolute slut,
54:36hooking up with another guy!
54:39We were protecting your honor!
54:41Exactly!
54:42If we hadn't showed up,
54:43she'd be all over some other dude!
54:45Honestly, you should be thanking us!
54:47You're all sick in the head.
54:49I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth!
55:08I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:09the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:12of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:12face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:12the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:12of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:12face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:12the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:13of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:13face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:13the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:31Poseidon, you gullible idiot.
55:34I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me.
55:38Did you skip Godhub 101?
55:40If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart.
55:49Look, brother, I don't want to end you. Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
56:00Come on, Jennifer. Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:07Poseidon, please, get up!
56:09Jennifer, get over here. Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture.
56:15Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:19Get over here, Jennifer, or I swear I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence right now.
56:26Don't.
56:28Jennifer, listen to me.
56:30If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here right now.
56:36Please, just stop hurting Poseidon.
56:42I'll do it.
56:44I agree to whatever you want.
56:48Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:08You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:15We don't want to relax.
57:15Sit down.
57:15Let me see.
57:16What's up?
57:17You suck.
57:17I'm out of here, heyodeus.
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