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00:00:10TED's got the ball, time's around now, if he scores this one him and the Sharks will go straight to
00:00:15the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:20If he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the NFL.
00:00:27Oh my god!
00:00:28Where they are!
00:00:29Where you f**king else can she go?
00:00:43Fuck!
00:00:44Fuck!
00:00:45Fuck!
00:00:46Fuck!
00:00:46Fuck!
00:00:51Look, just wait, okay?
00:00:54It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I can still walk up, okay?
00:01:04I'm sorry, Ted.
00:01:05We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:10No, no, I'm not doing that!
00:01:11Such a waste.
00:01:15He could've gone pro.
00:01:17Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No team is gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna break off with this.
00:01:24I swear.
00:01:25Please!
00:01:27Because I was born to be a champion!
00:01:30I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:37Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know the plays we gonna run?
00:01:48Then we'll run my plays.
00:01:53Alright, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't f**king respect us out there, alright?
00:02:06You can go right up here.
00:02:08Right up here, boys.
00:02:09We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11Alright, boys.
00:02:12Free it in!
00:02:13Come on!
00:02:14Free it in!
00:02:14One!
00:02:15Two!
00:02:16Three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:19One!
00:02:21One!
00:02:32Two!
00:02:34Two!
00:02:35One!
00:02:40Two!
00:02:41Yeah!
00:02:42Two!
00:02:42Three!
00:02:42Three!
00:02:47we just got beat by an assistant coach
00:02:49yes
00:02:52these plays are brilliant
00:02:53i need him on my team
00:03:00boss
00:03:01nice work out there today
00:03:03i've decided to give you a raise
00:03:06thank you sir
00:03:10two grand a month
00:03:11i can finally
00:03:12pay my bills
00:03:14i gotta tell my wife
00:03:21babe
00:03:22i've got great news
00:03:34wait this is west's jacket
00:03:36and his whistle
00:03:45what the hell are you doing
00:03:51what the hell are you doing
00:04:01west you bastard
00:04:03i've read the game for you today
00:04:05and you're here screwing my wife
00:04:06west are you okay
00:04:08ted what's wrong with you
00:04:12i'm working my ass off
00:04:14and you're here cheating
00:04:15doing drugs
00:04:17and screwing someone in my house
00:04:19and you're asking me what's wrong
00:04:20you think that i cheated for fun
00:04:24it's because you're a loser
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills
00:04:29my friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and i'm stuck with a loser like you
00:04:33i got a raise
00:04:35i got a raise
00:04:36i came here to tell you
00:04:37i this
00:04:37we don't have to worry about the bills anymore
00:04:39a raise
00:04:41you're an assistant coach
00:04:43what could you possibly make
00:04:44three grand
00:04:45two
00:04:46actually
00:04:49tell me ted when am i supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary
00:04:54emma i i was gonna make it happen
00:04:56we're never gonna make it happen
00:04:59you're fired
00:05:01what
00:05:02no i you you can't do this i i won the game for you today if it wasn't for me
00:05:07that the team wouldn't even be here
00:05:11i'm the head coach
00:05:12a busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me
00:05:18west right
00:05:19your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts
00:05:22thinking you could give me a rich life
00:05:25keep dreaming
00:05:31divorce agreement
00:05:34you you already had this ready
00:05:36well now that you caught us what's the point in hiding it
00:05:38it's signed
00:05:39come on babe
00:05:41let's go
00:05:48who's calling this trash don't tell me it's some telemarketer
00:05:51all you should be worried about is unemployment insurance
00:06:04fuck off
00:06:1125 000 passing yards front runner for the heisman are you really going to end your career as an assistant
00:06:16coach is that what you want your legacy to be who is this mr vincent this is grace taylor owner
00:06:23of the knights i'd like to offer you the position of head coach annual salary is a million dollars how's
00:06:30that
00:06:36you're not screwing with me are you mr vincent i'm dead serious as long as you're willing to join us
00:06:42and give us your loyalty salary is not a problem
00:06:45yes yes yes i'll take the position besides the eagles they just fired me
00:06:52that's the dumbest thing they've ever done don't worry mr vincent my team is going to treat you with the
00:06:57respect you deserve
00:06:59thanks so much great looking forward to it
00:07:05ted vincent is joining us as head coach
00:07:07and
00:07:08i am adding him to our player roster
00:07:12just in case
00:07:12wait wait wait why are you registering him as a player
00:07:15isn't he supposed to be our new head coach
00:07:18plus
00:07:19okay do you remember about 10 years ago there was a college quarterback
00:07:24he was phenomenal all american his name was dead
00:07:28of course he broke his leg during the championship if that hadn't happened he would have been a superstar right
00:07:33now
00:07:35ya va marica you're saying he's that ted si marica i've already had him checked out thoroughly
00:07:42with him on our side we're definitely winning the championship
00:07:50oh
00:07:51oh
00:07:51oh
00:07:54hey buddy you know what nfl stands for not for long that's how long you'll be coaching
00:07:59three close games in a row really this is the worst team in the division there's no reason for it
00:08:05to be this close
00:08:07oh
00:08:07oh
00:08:08don't fuck your cousin you fucking poor fuck
00:08:12what the hell happened
00:08:13you lost to a third-rate team
00:08:16you were winning so easy before
00:08:18they must have studied our plays
00:08:21every route was locked down
00:08:23we won't lose again
00:08:25when ted was here he always changed our plays on the fly
00:08:28we never struggled like this
00:08:31if you were here today we wouldn't have lost
00:08:32shut the fuck up james
00:08:35ted
00:08:36you mean that assistant that led us to victory last time
00:08:42boss the guy's a total loser
00:08:44okay
00:08:45every play he ran
00:08:46he got from me
00:08:48the only reason he won last game is because i gave him the plan in advance
00:08:51so that's how you pulled it off
00:08:53damn
00:08:53act like all them plays with his ideas
00:08:56fuck
00:08:56exactly
00:08:57exactly
00:09:00that's why i fired him
00:09:01well if he's that useless
00:09:03good riddance
00:09:06but you listen to me west
00:09:09if you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again
00:09:12i will fucking destroy you
00:09:13you understand me
00:09:14yes sir
00:09:16don't fuck with me sir
00:09:20damn it
00:09:20the only reason we ever won was because we followed ted's game plan
00:09:24i never should have fired him in the heat of the moment
00:09:32this
00:09:36this is ted's playbook
00:09:41we're safe
00:09:46hey hey
00:09:48why aren't you running the plays i called
00:09:50look it's three to fifteen at half okay
00:09:54you scored three points
00:09:55you're a washed up assistant
00:09:57dumped by his wife
00:09:59what gives you the right to even coach us
00:10:02hey
00:10:07scott
00:10:08if you wanna win this game
00:10:10you will run my plays
00:10:13period
00:10:13your plays are trash
00:10:16edmund
00:10:17you're benched
00:10:19next man up
00:10:20wait what
00:10:22seriously
00:10:23you're benching me
00:10:25look
00:10:26you may be the best player on our team
00:10:28but i don't need a player who can't follow orders
00:10:30you
00:10:31are done here
00:10:32your plays are horseshit
00:10:34okay no one can make a perfect forty yard throw like that
00:10:38it's impossible
00:10:39you're not fit to be the head coach
00:10:41or an assistant coach
00:10:53whoo
00:10:55is that hard
00:11:13holy shit
00:11:19that last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it
00:11:21come on nobody's that good who the hell is this guy
00:11:25guys
00:11:25guys i got a whole book of plays okay
00:11:27and look i know a bunch of you guys don't trust me but i promise you
00:11:30if you follow my plays we will win this game
00:11:35i mean we're already getting our asses kicked might as well try it
00:11:38no way we're coming back
00:11:39if we lose
00:11:40we'll show you not fit to be our coach
00:11:49touchdown
00:11:51that fast
00:11:52wait
00:11:53is this playbook actually working
00:12:05and that's the game
00:12:07knights take the win
00:12:08let's go
00:12:09whoa
00:12:11a win like this we never even dreamed of
00:12:14following this plays we actually crushed it
00:12:16who is this guy anyway
00:12:18you keep this fucking game
00:12:20yeah
00:12:21yeah
00:12:36whoo
00:12:36welcome to the team coach
00:12:43go knights
00:12:48the knights have done the impossible
00:12:51rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final four
00:12:54under head coach ted vincent
00:12:57meanwhile the eagles once a top contender for the championship
00:13:00have suffered four straight losses
00:13:02losers go home you're damned straight
00:13:05get it off the field
00:13:07get it
00:13:08you can't even win against the worst teams in the league
00:13:16and you
00:13:17your plays get worse every damn game
00:13:19how do we supposed to win a title like that
00:13:21why is it the moment i stopped using ted's plays
00:13:24nothing works anymore
00:13:26boss
00:13:27we just got careless the last two games
00:13:30don't worry
00:13:31we're gonna crush the next game
00:13:32oh right
00:13:33next game the semi-finals against tonight
00:13:37you lose that
00:13:39every fucking one of you is fired
00:13:41so we already have done the most great coach
00:13:44Ted
00:13:45wait a second
00:13:46isn't that our former assistant coach
00:13:52how in hell did he get to be head coach of the knights
00:13:55the knights used to be the bottom of the league
00:13:57now they're on a winning streak
00:13:58made it all the way to the semi-finals
00:14:00looks like Ted's the reason
00:14:02when he was around we never struggled this much away
00:14:05for someone that fumbles as much as you james
00:14:07you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick
00:14:10those wins had nothing to do with him
00:14:11he got a few tricks from me
00:14:13now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach
00:14:16please
00:14:17beating him will be easy
00:14:20if you can't even win against that loser
00:14:24every swinging dick here
00:14:26can pack their bags
00:14:32coach maybe we should bring Ted back
00:14:34with him around we might actually win the championship
00:14:39is that what you all want?
00:14:41yeah
00:14:42you all want Ted back?
00:14:44yeah you want one fucking big or she with fucking Ted
00:14:49okay
00:14:50since you want your boyfriend back
00:14:52guess i can't risk him leaking my playbook
00:14:56fine
00:14:57i'll bring him back
00:15:03mr vincent
00:15:04you're about to face the eagles
00:15:06do you really think the knights can win?
00:15:10no i uh
00:15:12i believe in my team
00:15:14if i missed it to my game plan
00:15:16the eagles do not stand a chance
00:15:19but from what i've heard
00:15:20you're just a fired assistant coach
00:15:23what makes you so confident?
00:15:25confident in what?
00:15:28his own delusions
00:15:29this guy's a clown
00:15:31who loves to talk big
00:15:37what are you doing here?
00:15:39i'm here to give you a chance Ted
00:15:40come back to the eagles
00:15:42all you have to do is
00:15:43apologize
00:15:44right here
00:15:45in front of everyone
00:15:47and maybe
00:15:48i'll let you crawl back
00:15:50and be my assistant coach
00:15:51who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:54you want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:56cut
00:15:57Wes is the head coach of the eagles
00:16:00Ted is just a fired loser
00:16:02giving him his job again would be charity
00:16:05he should be thanking us
00:16:08i'm not going back
00:16:10don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own
00:16:14guys like you
00:16:15born at the bottom
00:16:16don't get to be champions
00:16:17ever
00:16:18she's right
00:16:20trash
00:16:20like you
00:16:22belongs on a trash team
00:16:24be nice
00:16:31what is this?
00:16:35still chasing dreams in your 30s?
00:16:39football is a rich man's game
00:16:41one of our players could buy your whole damn team
00:16:45he'll never beat us
00:16:53hey!
00:16:55i'll say it one last time
00:16:56i'll never join the race
00:16:59oh right you're doing this for the race
00:17:01right?
00:17:02fine
00:17:03uh...
00:17:04about 500 more a month
00:17:06that's what you want
00:17:06right?
00:17:07you should take it Ted
00:17:08with that 500
00:17:09maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills
00:17:14500?
00:17:16is that all you thought?
00:17:18pathetic
00:17:26mr vincent
00:17:28here's your bonus for leading the knights to victory
00:17:31three million dollars
00:17:44no way
00:17:45this bonus is three million?
00:17:48my loser ex-husband just turned into a damn million?
00:17:51that's gonna be fake
00:17:52you two are putting on a show for us
00:17:58so the eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:02let me guess
00:18:04your team's performance sucked
00:18:05you fumbled all the tactics
00:18:07and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:10bullshit
00:18:11you only got a few tricks from me
00:18:15only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius
00:18:19judging by your recent record
00:18:21looks like our shit team
00:18:23could wipe the floor with you
00:18:26with ease, bitch
00:18:30just wait to
00:18:31when
00:18:32i beat you
00:18:34even if you come crawling back
00:18:36i'll slam the door in your face
00:18:38hey
00:18:40the knights will never lose to you
00:18:51the knights who once sat dead last in the league
00:18:54have made a miracle run all the way to the semi-finals
00:18:57but
00:18:58today
00:18:58they face
00:18:59the powerhouse
00:19:01eagles
00:19:01will this be the end of their story?
00:19:03let's stay tuned
00:19:04for a fantastic game to come
00:19:08nice
00:19:09nice
00:19:10nice
00:19:10nice
00:19:11nice
00:19:11nice
00:19:11boys
00:19:12come on, take a knee
00:19:13take a knee
00:19:13listen up
00:19:15i know that team over there is strong, alright?
00:19:17no one
00:19:18expects us to win
00:19:19now i promise you
00:19:22this team
00:19:22will go down
00:19:23if we run my plays
00:19:25we will walk out of here with a win
00:19:27i can promise you that
00:19:29yes sir
00:19:30coach
00:19:31we trust you completely
00:19:33alright fellas
00:19:34let's go get this win
00:19:35alright boys bring it in
00:19:36hands in the middle
00:19:37bark
00:19:37this one's on you
00:19:39alright win on three
00:19:40win on me
00:19:40one two three
00:19:41let's go boys
00:19:42let's go
00:19:47ted i know you're gonna work miracles for me
00:19:51your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber
00:19:55it's for poor people
00:19:56people of class
00:19:59like us
00:20:01need whiskey or
00:20:03wine
00:20:04win
00:20:04west how come for you in this game
00:20:06i got a bowl of money riding on this son
00:20:08i need to win
00:20:10relax
00:20:11this is a sure win
00:20:13make sure you get your money
00:20:15their team's combined worth is thirty million dollars
00:20:17this guy right here
00:20:19forty million
00:20:20how are they supposed to compete with that
00:20:23well
00:20:24as you know i don't give a fuck about football
00:20:27but i do care about winning
00:20:29i'm counting on you to get this across the line
00:20:33two victory
00:20:35what's up ben
00:20:36way too soon coach
00:20:37get him
00:20:42come on block
00:20:43push through
00:20:44block
00:20:45there we go
00:20:47good good
00:20:53good
00:20:54first game
00:20:54right from the start
00:20:56the knights are off to a blazing start
00:20:58scott drives it home for the first touchdown
00:21:02what the fuck is happening
00:21:06the night's tactics are clearly working the eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half
00:21:12would they be pulling off the miracle today they're a bunch of third-rate players with
00:21:15bargain bin salaries why the fuck are they good all of a sudden you fucking idiot i thought you
00:21:21said this would be no problem what the fuck am i paying you for it's gotta be a fluke it's
00:21:26gotta
00:21:26be ted he was my assistant he knows all my fucking plays but what are you gonna do about it
00:21:30i have
00:21:31i have a plan turn this around trust me you better not be bullshitting me i swear to god
00:21:38that if i can't leave this team to victory i i'll resign this is your last chance son
00:21:45last chance am i clear don't fuck it up shit looks like i've got no choice kent
00:21:55what's up coach that broke ass team's only got one star player
00:22:01quarterback take them out they can't win this game
00:22:04you bet
00:22:06go
00:22:27the night's score stands but the injured player looks like he cannot continue let's hope for a speedy recovery
00:22:34what are we doing that's what from the past that's a 15-yard penalty you idiot
00:22:38don't make me kick you out of the game coach
00:22:45this is what i'm like can't run this field
00:22:48hey
00:22:55oh you motherfucker hey hey listen to me
00:22:57hey hey are you blind
00:23:03coach don't question me you want to keep coaching get back to your sideline now
00:23:07yeah
00:23:09you son of a bitch how much you paying these refs
00:23:12who cares
00:23:14your only star player is out you have no chance of winning this game
00:23:21i have cash to burn nobody can touch me
00:23:25dead back to your sideline now
00:23:29good job got your cash letter by the way
00:23:34your talent
00:23:36big fucking deal
00:23:37one word from me henry gets you fired for leaking my place
00:23:42the world belongs to people like us
00:23:45nice little sweater by the way
00:23:46good look
00:23:48call you back i think she's calling you
00:24:04the eagles have taken the lead swiftly
00:24:07and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock
00:24:10looks as though the knights might not pull off the miracle today
00:24:14three of our key players are out
00:24:16if this keeps up we're finished
00:24:18west obviously bribed the refs
00:24:20unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score we're done for
00:24:25come on coach somebody like that is top tier at least
00:24:27we're in the middle of a damn game
00:24:29how are we supposed to find someone like that
00:24:38all right ted warm up
00:24:42only you can save the night
00:24:48wait boss
00:24:50what do you mean warm up
00:24:52ted i did my research
00:24:53you used to be a star
00:24:55if it weren't for that accent you'd be in the hall of fame by now
00:24:59i need you to warm up
00:25:01ted
00:25:02ted vincent
00:25:03the same guy that me used to call the best player at ncaa
00:25:06no
00:25:07hey
00:25:07you're my head coach
00:25:12grace
00:25:13i'm the head coach i can't just go out there and be a player
00:25:16actually you can
00:25:18i registered you as a player before we started
00:25:22you're officially on the roster
00:25:25you want to warm up
00:25:35my legs healed
00:25:36but i haven't played in so long
00:25:39can i really do this
00:25:41hey
00:25:43you want that super bowl ring or not
00:25:44huh
00:25:46you got this
00:25:50now
00:25:51take the championship that belongs to me
00:25:58maybe
00:26:00maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player
00:26:12the past injuries are behind me
00:26:15they won't stop me now
00:26:29let's crush them
00:26:30yeah
00:26:31yeah
00:26:34Cypna
00:26:35by
00:26:36ball
00:26:36by
00:26:37call
00:26:37no
00:26:40yeah
00:27:09Get! Get! Get! Get! Get! Get! Get!
00:27:13What is going on? Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:18Going out there, warming up mid-half time.
00:27:21It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:25Ted, you're that leg-broken loser.
00:27:28Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:31You got that right.
00:27:34You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:36My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:38You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:41Billion dollars, huh?
00:27:42The deal.
00:27:43I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:47Your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:50What if I score?
00:27:52What if you score?
00:27:54Let's make a bet.
00:27:56You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:27:59And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:02I need some ice ready.
00:28:04Your face is going to need it later.
00:28:11Game's almost lost and he's still talking to me.
00:28:14I'm going to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:20You ready?
00:28:31Let's do this.
00:28:37Let's do this.
00:28:40Let's do this.
00:28:42Let's do this.
00:28:42Let's do this.
00:28:43Let's do this.
00:28:44Let's do this.
00:28:45Let's do this.
00:28:57Let's do this.
00:28:59Let's do this.
00:29:03Let's do this.
00:29:04Steph. You scared him so bad, he would not have to play.
00:29:08Yeah, I got him. I got him stiff.
00:29:18Steph!
00:29:25Holy guacamole! The night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:30I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:35A scrambling quarterback? Has he lost his mind?
00:29:37Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:29:59What a wild buddy!
00:30:01Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:04Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:19Touchdown, Knights!
00:30:23He just caught the passing through himself.
00:30:25Yes! Yes!
00:30:27I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:30I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:32Hang on. It was a fluke.
00:30:35He threw him way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:37Look at the score.
00:30:38He can't possibly come back.
00:30:40Exactly!
00:30:41I know him.
00:30:42He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:44There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:47Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:49No!
00:30:50I can't. I can't let him score again.
00:30:53I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:55Go!
00:30:58No one.
00:30:59Lock on, Nintendo.
00:31:01Can't stop him.
00:31:02Pick him up.
00:31:06It's too late, Ted.
00:31:08Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:12Ted, watch out!
00:31:13No!
00:31:24Ted scores again!
00:31:26Oh my gosh!
00:31:27Ted just slipped right through that tackle like it was nothing.
00:31:31Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:34He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:36God.
00:31:37He's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:39What?
00:31:40A hundred million?
00:31:42At least.
00:31:44You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:46You had a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:48I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:49He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:51I-I-I don't-
00:31:52He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:54You idiot!
00:31:55You let this talent walk?
00:31:56Wes must go!
00:31:58Ah!
00:32:00Rude!
00:32:01This mess is on you, Wes.
00:32:03I should never listen to you.
00:32:05There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:07If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:09I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:12Garcia!
00:32:21Ooh!
00:32:23That's how you like this, Ted.
00:32:28The Knights on offense now.
00:32:30Mike!
00:32:31Oh, God!
00:32:31He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:33That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:36That is unreal.
00:32:37They look unstoppable.
00:32:40Hey!
00:32:41Hey!
00:32:41Timeout!
00:32:42Timeout!
00:32:47What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:50The intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:54I don't know what's going on.
00:32:57Hey!
00:32:58Ref!
00:32:58I want to file a complaint.
00:33:00These guys are using steroids, and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:03Oh, come on!
00:33:05You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids, because I'm winning.
00:33:09What kind of slander is that?
00:33:10You call that slander?
00:33:11Look around, idiot!
00:33:13Everyone's drained, and your guys are turning into monsters.
00:33:17Alright?
00:33:18Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:19So what if I did?
00:33:21I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:23Go, go, go, go.
00:33:24Check for yourself.
00:33:26You'll find nothing.
00:33:29You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:32Please!
00:33:34Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:38You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:41Smart girl.
00:33:42Give me a kiss.
00:33:47You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family, but Emma does not
00:33:52care.
00:33:53I can treat her however I want, and she'll never leave me.
00:33:58She's trash, and I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:02But this game?
00:34:04I will win.
00:34:08The game continues.
00:34:11Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:16Oh my goodness.
00:34:18Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:20He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:23After this game, you're out.
00:34:25Don't panic, sir.
00:34:28You won't win.
00:34:29Stop him!
00:34:31Stop him!
00:34:32Stop him!
00:34:40I can't believe it!
00:34:42Ted with the interception, and he scores!
00:34:45Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:47Is he really 32?
00:34:49This is possible.
00:34:51Even juiced up, he can't stop Ted.
00:34:53Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:56After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:34:59You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:00You understand?
00:35:03Yes.
00:35:17Unbelievable.
00:35:18The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:20Can they pull off another lyrical?
00:35:22Ted!
00:35:23Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:31This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:35There's only one minute left.
00:35:36Ted's got the ball.
00:35:37He is leading the offense.
00:35:39Stop him!
00:35:40If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:43Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:46It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:49Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:51See?
00:35:52I told you.
00:35:53Ted can't win.
00:35:54We'll drag this into overtime and then we'll crush a little.
00:35:57All right.
00:36:11Ted does not win the game.
00:36:14Yes.
00:36:22It looks like he's tied in the game.
00:36:23It looks like he's been hanging in primavering.
00:36:23Why theرفal Knight is winning today?
00:36:25I've got an amazing überprücle of boutique.
00:36:28shit. Yes! We did it! Thank you, Ted. We could not have done this without you. Just don't
00:36:41what needed to be done. Yeah. If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the ones celebrating
00:36:51right now. Come on. I know Ted. He probably just got lucky. Shut your fucking mouth.
00:36:58You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles. Yes, sir.
00:37:03All right. Maria, we'll win.
00:37:05Maria.
00:37:11What are you doing here? I'm here to see Ted. Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:22What are you waiting for? Apologize to Ted. Now.
00:37:28I'm sorry, Ted. I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:33Sorry. Now you're sorry? Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:39What do you say, Ted? Come back to the Eagles. I'll make you head coach. Give you $100,000 a
00:37:44month plus bonuses. $2 million a year minimum.
00:37:46What? $2 million a year? My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire. Seriously?
00:37:54Uh, boss. What about me? Shut the fuck up. You'll stay on as Ted's assistant. Maybe clean
00:38:03up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:06Ted! I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back
00:38:12together, okay?
00:38:16Back together.
00:38:18Ted, deep down, I have always loved you. And you still love me, right?
00:38:29Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:35When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love. And now, you
00:38:46want to talk about love.
00:38:49Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay? Let's go home and talk. Just the two of
00:38:54us.
00:38:55Ted. Ted's not going anywhere with you. He has better options now.
00:39:02Better options. You're just the owner of some trash team. Without Ted, it would still be
00:39:08at the bottom of the league. You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:15What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:21Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:25I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:30Uh, the Taylor family? The richest family in the world. The trillionaires who have more
00:39:36money than some countries.
00:39:41That's right.
00:39:44So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now? You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:51What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:55You bitch! You'll pay for this!
00:40:05Ted, come back to the Eagles. I'll give you whatever you want. Name your prize.
00:40:09Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:17You sure, son? Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:25I've already proven myself. With this win, with the Knights, I don't need to prove myself
00:40:30to anyone anymore.
00:40:32Dammit, this is your fault! You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:36You know what? You're done with the Eagles. Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:43Sir, sir? Please don't fire me!
00:40:47Ted, I owe you a real apology. Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:52I lost our bet. Fair and spare. So you can hit me.
00:40:55If you want. We'll just call even.
00:40:58After, just come back. Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:02Come on.
00:41:04Hit me.
00:41:06Fucking hit me, Ted. I know you want to. I know you want to.
00:41:09I don't want you fucking hit me, Ted. You son of fucking your wife. Remember that?
00:41:13Fucking hit me!
00:41:36I will never forgive you.
00:41:40I will never forgive you.
00:41:42The Eagles, figure out your own mess first.
00:41:46Coach West!
00:41:48We have received reports that you have bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:52Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:54You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:55For life.
00:41:57Please come with us.
00:41:58What?
00:41:59This, Ted, you got to talk to him. If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:04Illegal, sir? I don't even, please. Please, I'll do anything you want. I'll do anything.
00:42:08People like you are a disgrace to the NFL.
00:42:19You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted.
00:42:24I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:30Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:36Um, I was thinking, maybe, if you wanted, you could stay with me for a little while.
00:42:46It's up to you.
00:42:48Alright.
00:42:50I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:55Exactly. It's way closer to the field.
00:43:03Will they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league?
00:43:06Sir, sir, sir, sir! Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:08I'm begging you, please.
00:43:09Let him go.
00:43:11Fuck off me.
00:43:14This is all your fault!
00:43:16If I want you, I'd still have one hell of a coach.
00:43:18Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:22What are you getting at?
00:43:23Ted was my assistant. He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:26How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:27That bastard.
00:43:29No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:34Sir?
00:43:36You still own the Giants.
00:43:38They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:39If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:45And if you lose, scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:53I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:56Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:43:58We're taking him out.
00:43:59I'm unofficial of this league, and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:02I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much.
00:44:04I hope you have a good day.
00:44:07Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:09You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:11That's fair.
00:44:12I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:15Don't worry, sir.
00:44:17He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:19Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:34This is my house, and I have spare bedrooms, so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:40It's usually just me.
00:44:42Here's the kitchen.
00:44:54And here's the couch.
00:44:56You should come sit.
00:44:57All right, thanks.
00:45:03I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:06All right, thanks.
00:45:07Casa es su casa.
00:45:11Okay, I'm good to go now.
00:45:16See you in six.
00:45:31Close, close, close.
00:45:33Close, close.
00:45:34Close, close.
00:45:38Ow!
00:45:39What's that?
00:45:40Hey, you okay?
00:45:42I just pulled something.
00:45:44I'm okay.
00:45:44Oh, no.
00:45:45Oh, no.
00:45:45Oh, no.
00:45:46Oh, no.
00:45:46Oh, no.
00:45:46Oh, no.
00:45:47Okay, okay.
00:45:49Ow.
00:45:49Ow.
00:45:49Oh, my God.
00:45:49Ow.
00:45:50Ow.
00:45:51Ow.
00:45:53Ow.
00:45:53Ow.
00:45:53Hey, you're probably stranded, okay?
00:45:56Just sit still and let me lose some love for you, babe.
00:46:09Yes.
00:46:11Oh, no.
00:46:13Oh, no.
00:46:14Oh, no.
00:46:15Oh, no.
00:46:16Oh, no.
00:46:17Oh, no.
00:46:21Oh, no.
00:46:26Oh, no.
00:46:30Oh, no.
00:46:36Oh, no.
00:46:38Oh, no.
00:46:40Oh, no.
00:46:42Oh, no.
00:46:43Oh, no.
00:46:45Oh, no.
00:46:45Oh, no.
00:46:47For a year now I've been waiting
00:46:50To see that look in your eyes
00:47:04Dad?
00:47:05Ted?
00:47:06Tomorrow is your grandfather's birthday
00:47:07You haven't been home in years
00:47:09You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:11Yeah, Dad, I'm...
00:47:13So sorry, I've been so caught up with work
00:47:16The past couple years
00:47:19I'll definitely make it back tomorrow
00:47:21Great, great
00:47:23I'll be waiting for you, son
00:47:25Okay, bye
00:47:31Everything okay?
00:47:33Yeah
00:47:37It's just, uh...
00:47:40My grandpa's birthday tomorrow
00:47:43I haven't seen them in a long time
00:47:47Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you
00:47:53You know...
00:47:57I was thinking, um...
00:47:59If you're not busy tomorrow
00:48:02If you don't have any plans
00:48:05Maybe you could come with me
00:48:07Or...
00:48:07If I could...
00:48:08Introduce you to them
00:48:10What?
00:48:12You wanna introduce me to your family?
00:48:15I mean, we might make a good team
00:48:17What do you think?
00:48:19Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think
00:48:22Oh...
00:48:22I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:24I'mma be the star
00:48:25Would you be okay if that's...
00:48:27How this worked out?
00:48:28If it works out?
00:48:30I guess we'll be two stars
00:48:33I'll take that...
00:48:34Two stars
00:48:36Then I better get some gifts
00:48:38If you do...
00:48:40Nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:42No, it is my first time meeting them
00:48:43And I have to make a good impression
00:48:46Actually...
00:48:47I'm gonna go right now
00:48:49And have Emily
00:48:50Help me pick out some good gifts
00:48:55And maybe...
00:48:57After you win the championship
00:48:59I'll give you...
00:49:00Mark's back
00:49:08It's been a while, huh?
00:49:11Just hope you're doing okay, Dad
00:49:20Mr. Vincent, it's Emily
00:49:22Grace has to take care of some...
00:49:24Some billionaire stuff
00:49:26She'll be late, but she'll be there
00:49:27Alright, no problem
00:49:49Well, well, well...
00:49:51Look who finally decided to show up
00:49:53Our city boy, Ted
00:49:56What?
00:49:56All those years working out there
00:49:58And you still can't afford a car?
00:50:02Take a look
00:50:03Land Rover...
00:50:05700 grand
00:50:06You probably couldn't afford one
00:50:08No, no, no...
00:50:10Alan?
00:50:10What are you so mean to your cousin?
00:50:13I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:16It's just a bit early
00:50:17To be thinking about getting a car
00:50:20Unless, of course, it's a broken-down second-hand junk
00:50:25Actually...
00:50:26I could afford one
00:50:27I just...
00:50:28Haven't felt the need
00:50:32Listen to yourself
00:50:34Listen to yourself
00:50:34You talk like you just go out there
00:50:36And buy a luxury car anytime you want
00:50:38Ted, piece of advice
00:50:40Maybe try checking your bank account
00:50:42Before you start bragging
00:50:44Guys, guys, enough
00:50:46Today's your grandpa's birthday
00:50:49It's not a circus
00:50:51Let's go inside before this gets ugly
00:50:53Yeah, sorry
00:50:54Let's go
00:50:55Let's go
00:51:00Let's go
00:51:02Gotta love them
00:51:08Ethan
00:51:09Sophia
00:51:11Alan
00:51:15My boy
00:51:17My king
00:51:22I'm sorry
00:51:23I should've come home a lot sooner
00:51:25It's okay
00:51:26You're here
00:51:27It's all that counts
00:51:28You're here
00:51:29What is with all this emotion?
00:51:32He has been gone for years
00:51:33And he has back with nothing to show for it
00:51:36I don't care if he's rich or not so free
00:51:40He's healthy and safe
00:51:42It's all that matters
00:51:44Oh
00:51:45Your health's nice and all
00:51:48But money's what really matters here
00:51:51You know, my son Alan is already the security manager for the Knights
00:51:55At 400 grand a year
00:51:57400 grand?
00:51:59I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime
00:52:03You know, you should beg Alan
00:52:06To give Ted a job
00:52:07I mean, unless of course you just want to be broke like you
00:52:14Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:18Well
00:52:20Technically, someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights
00:52:24But if you beg nicely, I might find him a janitor job
00:52:29Janitor job?
00:52:31That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:35You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that
00:52:39Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:43Just don't blow it
00:52:44Yeah, that's right
00:52:45With me in charge
00:52:47Even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing
00:52:51I don't know
00:52:53Tell me
00:52:54Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:58Is it over 2 million a year?
00:53:03You're saying that you have a salary of 2 million?
00:53:082 million, but please
00:53:11A loser like you could make that kind of money in like 10 lifetimes
00:53:15Oh, Oliver
00:53:17My son is trying to help your son get a decent job
00:53:20And he froze on a figure like that
00:53:22He clearly doesn't want the job
00:53:25You didn't mean it
00:53:27It was a joke
00:53:30Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights
00:53:34I would make sure I thank you properly
00:53:37Oh, hey
00:53:39What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:44Dad, hey
00:53:45You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:49I already work for the Knights
00:53:52What?
00:53:54Work for the Knights?
00:53:59You work for the Knights?
00:54:02You work for the Knights?
00:54:02You've got some nerve, Ted
00:54:05You're in your 30s, still a nobody
00:54:08You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:13I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl
00:54:15Took them all the way to the Super Bowl
00:54:18You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:24you
00:54:25That's right
00:54:31Oh, please
00:54:32Everyone knows you're just a washed up cripple
00:54:35You're not even fit to clean the toilets
00:54:37And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals
00:54:42Oliver
00:54:43Your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional
00:54:47I know my son
00:54:49He's not a liar
00:54:52Oh, really?
00:54:53He doesn't lie, okay
00:54:54Then, Helen, genius
00:54:57What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:00I'm the head coach
00:55:06You...
00:55:08You're the head coach, that's not what you're saying
00:55:10Oh, come on, your lies are getting more and more ridiculous
00:55:14You the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:16Ow!
00:55:18Tell me he's making it up
00:55:20I'm just a security manager
00:55:21I don't have access to the field
00:55:23Let alone the execs or the head coach
00:55:26Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:30He's just trying to act a big shot
00:55:31Make us forget that he's broke
00:55:34This loser would never be a head coach
00:55:38Yeah, a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights
00:55:43If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted
00:55:46Nice try, by the way
00:55:48You're no head coach
00:55:50You're just a fraud
00:55:52In cheap clothes
00:55:55So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:58A head coach
00:56:00Dressed like that
00:56:01Next time you want to try playing rich
00:56:06At least get yourself a new suit first
00:56:12Hello and welcome everyone
00:56:14Welcome to the place
00:56:15Please take a look at our menu
00:56:17Thank you
00:56:17A certain stamping with corpolini is too
00:56:23Wait, wait, wait
00:56:24Is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:32Wait, what?
00:56:34He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:36Of course!
00:56:37If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year
00:56:39We never would have made the finals
00:56:41Coach Ted, I am a die hard Knights fan
00:56:45Coach Ted, you are kind of a personal hero of mine
00:56:48Would you mind taking a picture of me?
00:56:51Of course
00:56:57Oh my gosh, this is the best
00:56:59I can't believe this
00:56:59I just went to head coach of the Knights
00:57:03I'm going to be telling everybody about this
00:57:05Thank you so much
00:57:06Of course
00:57:10Dad
00:57:11This is what I came home to celebrate with you
00:57:13I...
00:57:15I'm taking my team
00:57:17To the Super Bowl
00:57:20Son...
00:57:20Is it really true?
00:57:22No way!
00:57:24That guy is obviously an actor
00:57:26You pay to trick us
00:57:27There's no way you're the head coach
00:57:29Of the championship contending team
00:57:34Come on
00:57:35Just admit it
00:57:36You're a nobody
00:57:38A fraud
00:57:40You'll end up just like your broke old father
00:57:44Scraping by for life
00:57:48Scraping by for life
00:57:51You can insult me all you want
00:57:54Don't you dare
00:57:56Assault my father
00:58:01Enough
00:58:08So what if you made this stupid final?
00:58:12Today is your grandfather's birthday
00:58:14Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:20Relax
00:58:22You broke bastard, you mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to
00:58:26crash this party?
00:58:27You did bring something so fair
00:58:29You did bring something so fair
00:58:31I made this game myself
00:58:39It's lava
00:58:40You've got to be kidding me
00:58:42You're so broke you're gifting a stick
00:58:45Don't open that
00:58:47Let's see what kind of trash you made
00:58:53You actually brought this junk as a gift
00:58:57Pathetic
00:58:58I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground
00:59:01Let's put the trash
00:59:03Where it belongs
00:59:05What are you doing?
00:59:19What are you doing?
00:59:22I spent three months making it
00:59:26Look at me
00:59:27This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life
00:59:34You want to hit me now?
00:59:36You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:59:41Show me what a real gift looks like
00:59:43With pleasure
00:59:48This one
00:59:49Is actually 50 grand
00:59:52A little fancier than your wooden stick
00:59:57Wait for it
00:59:59This one right here
01:00:01The keys to Mercedes GT
01:00:04Birthday gift for mom
01:00:06200 grand
01:00:08Easy
01:00:09$200,000
01:00:10You two won't make that in a lifetime
01:00:13The best one
01:00:16Take a look
01:00:19Half a million dollars in cash
01:00:23Dad's gift for grandpa
01:00:26God
01:00:28All these gifts add up to $750,000
01:00:31Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime
01:00:37They're not even a million dollars
01:00:39That's the cheap section of the gift shop
01:00:42Who said that?
01:00:57Sorry, Ted
01:00:58Hope I'm not too late
01:01:02Who are you?
01:01:04She looks familiar
01:01:06I've seen her somewhere before
01:01:09Wait
01:01:10Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:13I'm Ted's girlfriend
01:01:14So you're the girl Ted's been telling me about
01:01:17He said you were beautiful
01:01:19He wasn't exaggerating
01:01:20That's very kind of you
01:01:23Oh
01:01:25Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:27I don't understand what you see in him
01:01:29The guy's a cripple
01:01:30He can't even afford a decent gift
01:01:32You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:35Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:38Well, I didn't have much time to prepare
01:01:40But I pulled a little something from my own collection
01:01:44Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind
01:01:46Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:49You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:52So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought
01:01:58Nothing extravagant, just a painting
01:02:01A painting?
01:02:02Please, how expensive would that be?
01:02:06It's Picasso's Weeping Woman
01:02:08With around three million dollars
01:02:17What?
01:02:19There is no way
01:02:21That piece of junk is worth that much
01:02:23You're lying
01:02:26This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015
01:02:29After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money
01:02:33So tell me
01:02:34Do I now have the right to call your gifts?
01:02:39Who says it's real?
01:02:41None of us here can tell
01:02:42For all we know, it's a fake
01:02:45Here's the auction receipt
01:02:47That should be enough proof
01:02:49You're right, like that receipt is a fake too
01:02:52Look at that
01:02:54Come on, what kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:02:58Exactly
01:02:58I mean, only a blind one
01:03:01Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that
01:03:05Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party
01:03:08Just don't bring a forgery, okay? To grandpa's party
01:03:12Ethan, this is a misunderstanding
01:03:15Father has a good eye for our
01:03:17Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:20This trash?
01:03:21You want grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:25Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:30What?
01:03:31What?
01:03:31What?
01:03:37That just happened
01:03:39That is
01:03:43Alan
01:03:44What did you just tear up?
01:03:46Oh, grandpa's just a painting
01:03:48These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift
01:03:50But I couldn't tell it was so fake, I just tore it up
01:03:54A fake painting?
01:03:55They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:03:59But I mean, look at them.
01:04:00They could not afford something like that.
01:04:02It has to be a fake.
01:04:07A Picasso.
01:04:10Oh, my God.
01:04:12See? Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:15You guys better get out of here. You're not welcome.
01:04:23Alan?
01:04:25Come here.
01:04:26Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:28That's my boy. That's my boy. All that college education.
01:04:32And you turned out to be such a big idiot.
01:04:36Just shut your mouth.
01:04:38Why? Why did you hit me?
01:04:40You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot.
01:04:46What? Three million dollars? You can't believe their story.
01:04:49It's obviously a knock-off.
01:04:51I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive,
01:04:52and I know real from fake.
01:04:55It was worth more than three million
01:04:57until you ruined it.
01:05:01What? It's real?
01:05:06Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:09Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:12She's the one who brought it.
01:05:14Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:16It was intended to be your birthday gift,
01:05:18but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:23No, it cannot be real.
01:05:25No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach,
01:05:29but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:31It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:34I got it. Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:37He's been lying this whole time,
01:05:39and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:42Come on. I'll call you cops.
01:05:45Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:49You just refuse to see it.
01:05:52Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:05:57Come with me instead.
01:05:59I can show you the high life.
01:06:02The high life?
01:06:03Of course.
01:06:05I'm the night security manager.
01:06:07I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:09This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:11If you don't want to end up in prison with him,
01:06:14you'll want to be on my side.
01:06:17You know what I mean?
01:06:18How dare you threaten her?
01:06:19Do you even know who she is?
01:06:21Sure I do.
01:06:23She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:25Ted, don't worry.
01:06:27Once you're locked up,
01:06:30I'm going to take very good care of her.
01:06:33Well,
01:06:35I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:38Actually,
01:06:40Grace
01:06:41owns the Knights.
01:06:44What?
01:06:47You're lying.
01:06:50I told you.
01:06:52My son doesn't lie.
01:06:54Oh my God.
01:06:56No wonder she looked familiar.
01:06:59You truly are the Knights owner.
01:07:03Oh my God.
01:07:05What have I done?
01:07:07You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:09First you destroy a $3 million painting of mine.
01:07:12And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:14Tell me, Alan.
01:07:16How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:18You paid for that?
01:07:19Three million?
01:07:21Even if I sold myself,
01:07:22I could never pay that off.
01:07:24Oh.
01:07:25No, no, no.
01:07:26It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:28I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:30Please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:32Absolutely.
01:07:33A misunderstanding.
01:07:34Huh?
01:07:35Was it a misunderstanding when you assaulted us earlier?
01:07:39Ted.
01:07:40Alan absolutely knows he's wrong.
01:07:42Yes.
01:07:42We're very, very sorry.
01:07:44Can you let this go, please?
01:07:45Please.
01:07:46Please.
01:07:48Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:51I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:53I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:07:57You want me to forgive him?
01:07:59Please.
01:08:01If I were the one who damaged the property,
01:08:03would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:07Listen.
01:08:09You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:12But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:18Oliver, please.
01:08:19Please.
01:08:20I'm so sorry.
01:08:21I'm sorry.
01:08:21I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:22He's right.
01:08:23No, please.
01:08:24We're so sorry.
01:08:25Ted.
01:08:25We're so sorry.
01:08:27Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:28Hey, please.
01:08:29Forgive me.
01:08:29Please.
01:08:30You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:33You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:39You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:43Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:45Amount three million.
01:08:47You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:53Also, Alan, you're fired from the knights permanently.
01:08:57Pendejo.
01:08:59Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:09:01If we had known he was so powerful,
01:09:03we'd never win across him.
01:09:05About time you got a taste of your own lives.
01:09:08Oh, Dad.
01:09:09Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:11Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:14Good idea.
01:09:16Tomorrow.
01:09:25Alright, Ted, your opponents for the finals are the giants.
01:09:29Their opponent's Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:31He's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:33Relax.
01:09:34I got this.
01:09:35West?
01:09:40Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:42How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:44If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:47Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:50I'm the giants assistant coach.
01:09:54You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:57And you still lost.
01:09:59Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:02This time's different.
01:10:04The giant's a real powerhouse.
01:10:07Worth over two billion dollars.
01:10:08I think that's twenty times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:13You'll never win.
01:10:19I've got a plan for the giants.
01:10:23You.
01:10:26Please.
01:10:27If it weren't for you being my former assistant,
01:10:29and knowing my plays,
01:10:31you wouldn't go on last night.
01:10:33So what's cheating?
01:10:35Silly plays, huh?
01:10:36In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:41Silly.
01:10:43No.
01:10:44No.
01:10:45You lost to Ted.
01:10:46You have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:49Win.
01:10:49I win the championship?
01:10:53No, I have nothing else to say.
01:10:55You'll never win.
01:10:57How about a bet?
01:10:59Loser.
01:11:00Is the winner.
01:11:01Ten million dollars?
01:11:03Swears off football forever.
01:11:05I'm still waiting for your apology.
01:11:07I'm still waiting for you.
01:11:09Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:11:17Damn you Ted!
01:11:19You wanna make sure?
01:11:20You're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:22Never get back on.
01:11:26The Giants, three time defending champions,
01:11:29and the most dominant force in the league face off the Knights today they've been unstoppable
01:11:35under coach Ted Vincent and have 13 straight wins so we will take home the trophy tonight
01:11:44here we go the Knights push forward for their first offensive move and it is not looking good
01:11:49there is a serious gap in their strength the Giants defense holds firm they truly are the best
01:11:55this is not good I knew their physical stats were higher but I didn't expect the difference to be
01:12:00this big what's wrong Ted get just started you can't choke yet three drives can't even get 20
01:12:07yards fucking pathetic guess his luck ran out now that he's facing real talent there's no way he's
01:12:14walking out of this one with a win coach what do we do now trust me I got this
01:12:27seriously Ted a field goal where's that fancy playbook come on big shot it's your hell mary
01:12:34please a guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship what a joke
01:12:40couldn't move the ball once there's no way he makes this game
01:12:43on this field nothing speaks louder than points
01:12:49the kick is up and it's good the Knights score from 50 yards back unbelievable this is why we do
01:12:58what we do
01:13:01what's up what's up hey as long as I'm here you seem to lose
01:13:27the score is now 17-7 what the hell are you doing these games aren't worth over you stop that
01:13:35son of a bitch or you're fucking fire you said you can beat this guy if you lose this game
01:13:41you'll be scrubbing
01:13:42fucking toilet
01:13:45the other option
01:13:47I can't win
01:13:49fucking useless there's no fucking love you useless
01:13:58nice nice
01:14:04nice
01:14:06nice
01:14:07nice
01:14:07nice
01:14:07nice
01:14:08nice
01:14:30Oh
01:14:47I know you won't be sleeping. You'll be doing a lot of other things tonight
01:14:51And enjoy my friends, you deserve it! The NFL Champion, MALL NIGHTS!
01:15:05Hey!
01:15:08How you going, Wes?
01:15:10Did you remember our bet?
01:15:14If I recall, it was, uh, loser of this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:21And has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:24$10 million.
01:15:26I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:29Ted, have mercy.
01:15:32We used to be colleagues. Remember? We...
01:15:36I don't know. I don't have to.
01:15:38And if I'm forced to leave the NFL, I wouldn't have to chill.
01:15:41You can't let him off like that!
01:15:43If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:45He costs our guys everything. He has to pay!
01:15:48Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:50Come on, coach. You can't let him get away with this.
01:15:54Look.
01:16:03Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:07I never should have done what I did.
01:16:10And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:15As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:22But out of the kindness of my heart, I'll drop the $10 million.
01:16:29But you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:38Yeah.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:40No, no problem.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:41Really sorry about it.
01:16:43Really, really sorry.
01:16:43Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:45Hey, man.
01:16:46Really sorry about it.
01:16:46Really sorry about it.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:48You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:51I don't know.
01:16:52You!
01:16:53Son of a bitch.
01:16:55It weren't for you to be forced out of the NFL.
01:16:58You told me to take out your players.
01:17:00You did.
01:17:00I'm going to tell him.
01:17:01I'm going to report him.
01:17:06Dammit!
01:17:07You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:09If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:15Ted, it was all west.
01:17:17Look.
01:17:18So what?
01:17:19We have a beef between us.
01:17:21Come join my team.
01:17:23Help me win the next championship.
01:17:25Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:28Don't you worry that intentionally injuring other players is going to get you expelled by the league?
01:17:36NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:38Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:44Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:48Come join me.
01:17:49We'll build a super team.
01:17:50We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:55I'm going to go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:00But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're going to explain all that to the
01:18:06commissioner.
01:18:07Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:12You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:19Come on, man.
01:18:20$100 million?
01:18:24Ted, work with me here.
01:18:25You can fix this.
01:18:26Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:29I'm just a jet hulk.
01:18:32I don't know, maybe you need to figure out how you're going to pay that $100 million too.
01:18:36But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:40Right?
01:18:42Alright boys, get him out of here.
01:18:44I'm tired of this.
01:18:45Hey guys, chill.
01:18:46Think about what you're doing!
01:18:47I can give you everything, but I'll give you everything!
01:18:51Ted, what are you doing?!
01:18:58Grace.
01:19:01I got the championship.
01:19:04I've got the girl.
01:19:07Now.
01:19:11It's time for my Christmas gift.
01:19:13Mmm.
01:19:16Ruling on the field.
01:19:18Stay.
01:19:23I'll be okay.
01:19:27I'll be okay!
01:19:27I'll be okay!
01:19:29Ow
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