00:00Let me tell you a story about Chris Pratt and his process.
00:09I was thinking of the Kurt Russell story.
00:11Tell me about his process.
00:12Chris was laying back after work,
00:15after a hard day of working maybe an hour and a half,
00:18doing some lines and hanging out in his trailer,
00:20doing whatever he does in there.
00:22And then he's...
00:23Actually, he hangs out on set all the time.
00:26I do give you props for that.
00:27You're hanging out, you get the pickles over your eyes.
00:29Pickles?
00:30Why would a person put pickles in their eyes?
00:32Cucumbers.
00:32They are like cucumbers.
00:34Cucumbers.
00:35You're getting your head massaged.
00:39No, I wasn't getting my head massaged.
00:40I was getting my hair frosted.
00:43So I had foils in my hair.
00:45You had foils in your hair.
00:46You're sitting back there.
00:47A PA comes in and goes,
00:48Chris, we have Coronas.
00:50Do you want a Corona?
00:51I was like, do you have any tequila?
00:54And he goes, yeah, I'll bring you one.
00:55So he brings me a tequila.
00:56I have tequila and lime, frosted tips, feet up.
01:01Nails being done.
01:02No, I think they were like tanning my hands.
01:05Okay.
01:05Tanning your hands.
01:07So much worse.
01:11I thought the nails was bad.
01:12Okay.
01:12Tanning your hands.
01:14And then Kurt Russell came in and you said...
01:17No, no, no.
01:17Kurt Russell came in.
01:18He's down at the end of the trailer.
01:21We didn't share the trailer at the time.
01:22And the PA came in and there's this thing called a forced call.
01:25A forced call means they're going to bring you in less than 12 hours after you leave.
01:32Okay.
01:32So you drive an hour home, stay home for 10 hours, drive an hour back, and you're there 12 hours
01:37later.
01:37Okay.
01:38That's called a turnaround time.
01:39But a forced call means they're going to bring you in a little earlier.
01:42They're allowed to do that once a week.
01:44They have to ask.
01:44And if they do it a second time, you get a little bit of a bonus in your paycheck.
01:48But they always have to ask.
01:50And so the guy said, Chris, we're thinking of maybe forcing your call tomorrow.
01:54We want to make sure that's okay.
01:56And I was a little annoyed because I knew that the set was like an hour away.
02:00If I leave now, it's an hour.
02:02I'm only going to get like eight hours at home and come back.
02:05Because technically I'm still working right now.
02:08You know, because I'd looked at the sign up.
02:09They'd had me leaving an hour earlier, but I was getting my handstand.
02:12And I go, I'm still working right now.
02:15And I hear, oh, yeah, real hard at work down there, kid.
02:19Working.
02:20Oh, yeah.
02:20I'm working.
02:22I'm working here.
02:23My feet kicked up getting my hands.
02:25Oh, look at me working.
02:28Tequila.
02:28Real tough gig, kid.
02:30I was like, you're right.
02:34You're right, Mr. Russell.
02:35Certainly I'll be here.
02:36I'll be here early.
02:37Because I'm tough like Kurt Russell.
02:39You're eating oatmeal in the middle of the interview.
02:41I'm not.
02:43I'm watching you do it.
02:45I did not eat any oatmeal in the middle of the interview.
02:47How did you see that?
02:49I did it incredibly slowly.
02:52I'm sure I'm invisible.
02:54Hi, Drax.
02:58Damn.
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