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How to Tame a Silver Fox
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00:00:03You
00:00:03But I'm here to protect you
00:00:05You better listen to everything I say
00:00:07That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins
00:00:08He was sent here to keep me safe
00:00:13What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:00:16You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:00:20Harper, that is so nasty
00:00:26I don't kiss
00:00:27And I don't make love, Harper
00:00:29Maybe I'm into that
00:00:30I'm too dangerous
00:00:34You know what's not cute?
00:00:35Be jealous
00:00:41It's minute you're jealous
00:00:44What the hell is happening to me?
00:00:46I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:49You know I'm dangerous
00:00:50I'll eat your love
00:00:53Do your worst, daddy
00:00:59And I'd like to
00:01:02Oh-ho, looking good girl
00:01:19There's another creep, just my luck
00:01:26Please pick up
00:01:29Hey dad, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me
00:01:37Sure thing, hon
00:01:38Mr. Reed
00:01:39Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:41He'll be there soon
00:01:44What?
00:01:45Who?
00:01:49Drugging girls
00:01:50My club
00:01:51You must have a death wish
00:01:58You got the wrong guy, I swear
00:02:06Shut up
00:02:08You have the worst timing
00:02:10Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:02:13I'm cashing it in
00:02:15Now
00:02:22What are you doing?
00:02:24What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:31It's nice and warm in the back of my truck
00:02:35You'll get away from me, creep
00:02:37You've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:02:42What the hell?
00:02:42Stop!
00:02:43Let's see what else he can do
00:02:47What the hell?
00:02:55Mr. Collins?
00:02:57Dad sent his...
00:02:58best friend?
00:03:15You're shivering
00:03:17You're shivering
00:03:17Come on, kiddo
00:03:19Kiddo?
00:03:20Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:21I'm a grown-ass woman
00:03:25Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:27Let's go
00:03:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:03:39Five Christmases?
00:03:42He's bluffing than I remember
00:03:46Something wrong?
00:03:49Um...
00:03:52Your arm is...
00:03:55Wet
00:03:58From the rain
00:04:01Wipe it then
00:04:23There's no rain up there
00:04:26Rafe, sorry
00:04:30So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:34Thought you'd be...
00:04:35Busy running your nightclub
00:04:37Or...
00:04:38Feeding up...
00:04:39Sleazebags
00:04:40Not picking up some guy's daughter
00:04:47Come to think of it
00:04:48I actually...
00:04:50Don't think I've seen my dad in months
00:04:52And I...
00:04:53I don't do small talk
00:04:59Okay then...
00:05:02Wait, wait, wait, stop
00:05:03I need to pick something
00:05:04No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:05:07I am 22 years old
00:05:08Exactly
00:05:09Kiddo
00:05:10Shut up!
00:05:11Shut up!
00:05:11You're not that much older than me!
00:05:13Look, I'm having a little kick back at my apartment later
00:05:16And I need to buy alcohol
00:05:17Because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:05:19And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year
00:05:20And nobody...
00:05:23If I take you...
00:05:25Will you shut up?
00:05:27Yes
00:05:35I'll be quick
00:05:47You're not going out there dressed like that
00:05:51It's not safe
00:05:53Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:55Yeah
00:05:56Why didn't you say something?
00:05:58I just did
00:05:59You...
00:06:00Freaking creep!
00:06:02Give me a jacket or something
00:06:31When you're done checking me out
00:06:34I think your store closes in two minutes
00:06:36I was not checking you out
00:06:38That was a yawn
00:06:39Sure it was, kiddo
00:06:40It's past your bedtime
00:06:45Stop calling me kid
00:07:00You might actually make friends tonight, Harper
00:07:09This is a small kickback
00:07:11Looks like a goddamn circus in there
00:07:14Does your dad know about that?
00:07:17Well...
00:07:18Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit
00:07:21I would give a shit what he thinks
00:07:22But he doesn't live here
00:07:23And neither do you
00:07:25Yeah about that
00:07:26I live here now
00:07:27He put me in charge
00:07:29And I'm kicking everyone out
00:07:30Wait, Chris, no, please
00:07:31Wait, Chris, no, please
00:07:35This might be my only chance to make friends
00:07:45You can't buy your friends, kid
00:07:49I don't have another choice
00:07:51I've barely met anyone since I transferred here
00:07:54And this is my last year of college
00:07:55And...
00:07:56I don't want to graduate alone
00:08:01Fine
00:08:02Have your kickback
00:08:03Or not
00:08:05Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back
00:08:09I don't need you to look after me
00:08:11I don't need you to look after me
00:08:15Who is that?
00:08:18No
00:08:23I'm going to kill you?
00:08:24Count your days?
00:08:26Slut?
00:08:26It's not a big deal
00:08:27I can explain
00:08:29This is your ex, Brian
00:08:30Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck
00:08:33You guys were spying on me?
00:08:35Mark cares about your safety
00:08:38That's the only reason I'm here
00:08:40It's either me living here or three bodyguards
00:08:44Your choice
00:08:52You are not living here
00:08:54I don't give a shit what my dad says
00:08:56I don't need a babysitter
00:08:59Then stop acting like a baby
00:09:04You better not show your face in there
00:09:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:09:16God damn it
00:09:17I promised Mark
00:09:24No
00:09:27Whoa
00:09:28Who's this buff grandpa?
00:09:31Grandpa?
00:09:32He's hotter than you, Mike
00:09:34Huh?
00:09:41Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life
00:09:46I could literally be on a yacht right now
00:09:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad
00:09:51And rich dad means
00:09:53Fancy alcohol!
00:10:00Hi, hi, Christina Fox and...
00:10:03And Becca too
00:10:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party
00:10:07Duh!
00:10:08Couldn't miss it
00:10:11It's really nice to meet you
00:10:14Well...
00:10:16Please...
00:10:16Feel free to help...
00:10:18Yourselves
00:10:20Thanks, Heather
00:10:21Oh, it's Harper
00:10:24Enjoy the party!
00:10:29I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper
00:10:35Where's Harper?
00:10:37Harper?
00:10:40Forget Harper
00:10:41Forget Harper
00:10:42Hang out with me
00:10:44I know somewhere we can talk
00:10:48I know somewhere we can talk
00:10:52I don't like talking
00:10:53Oh, I know your type daddy
00:10:55Christina and I
00:10:57We're into group activities
00:10:59Talk or...
00:11:00No talk?
00:11:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:11:05For that nobody Harper?
00:11:07Sorry ladies
00:11:09I don't like my women
00:11:11Desperate
00:11:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again
00:11:16And I'll make you regret it
00:11:19Huh?
00:11:21He really picked Harper over us?
00:11:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage
00:11:28us
00:11:38Oh Harper, hey!
00:11:41Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:11:44Everyone is using the one downstairs and...
00:11:48Ew!
00:11:49Yeah, of course you can
00:11:51You're like...
00:11:52Your school royalty
00:11:54Thanks!
00:11:55You know...
00:11:56I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:12:00We're...
00:12:01We're friends?
00:12:02Of course!
00:12:04I have to pee!
00:12:07Wait for me?
00:12:08Uh, yeah, of course
00:12:09I'll just move you right outside my own room
00:12:19What dirt can I find?
00:12:30Oh, this is...
00:12:33Gold!
00:12:35Harper...
00:12:36You are one psychotic little bitch
00:12:42Time to shut your loser party down
00:12:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy
00:13:14What the hell?
00:13:16What the hell?
00:13:22Attention everybody!
00:13:24Hello!
00:13:25You all seem a little bored
00:13:28So why don't I spice things up by reading
00:13:33A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:13:39Let's see
00:13:41Dear diary
00:13:42Dad never wants to hang out with me
00:13:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me
00:13:49Aw, Harper
00:13:51Daddy issues much?
00:13:57No!
00:13:58Please give it back!
00:14:02Dad's friend Chris
00:14:04Is like a DILF
00:14:07That stands for
00:14:08A dad I'd like to fuck
00:14:10And honestly
00:14:12If he weren't my dad's best friend
00:14:17You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:22Harper, that is so nasty
00:14:24No, Christina, it's not true
00:14:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something
00:14:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:14:38Let's pull her down
00:14:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:14:57Fuck this
00:14:59Fuck this
00:15:22Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:30You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:15:37Come to her party.
00:15:38Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:15:42It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:15:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:15:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:15:54Bruce, that's enough.
00:15:56Let her go.
00:16:00One last...
00:16:05What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:07You're too old to be this petty.
00:16:09You're damn right I'm petty.
00:16:10Let's get one thing straight here.
00:16:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:16:16If you mess with her again...
00:16:21Fuck you up.
00:16:22Harper literally just burped.
00:16:24I don't give a fuck.
00:16:26Everyone out.
00:16:27The fuck out.
00:16:35What the hell was that?
00:16:39What the hell was that?
00:16:57She hurt you.
00:16:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:17:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:17:07You're crying.
00:17:09Why are you crying?
00:17:11I won't understand.
00:17:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:17:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:17:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:17:20Stupid.
00:17:21I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:17:24You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:17:24I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:17:25And she's the queen of our...
00:17:26I said stop.
00:17:30I said stop.
00:17:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:17:35We'll find you another school.
00:17:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:17:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:17:42Just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:17:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:17:49I told you to stop calling me that.
00:17:55And I told you to stop acting like Laura.
00:18:00Oh, yeah?
00:18:02If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:12Sorry, kid.
00:18:13That's my gun.
00:18:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:18:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:18:41You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:52I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:55God.
00:19:02What?
00:19:09What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:14No.
00:19:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:20It's gonna not be happening.
00:19:21He's gonna be back in a second.
00:19:31You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:19:37I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:19:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:19:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:54Uncuff me.
00:19:58What are your manners?
00:20:01Say please.
00:20:06I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:11Give me the key.
00:20:18What the?
00:20:18You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:21Are you ready to listen?
00:20:23Like a good little girl?
00:20:24Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:30Rule number one.
00:20:33There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:37You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:40So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:46I can take care of my...
00:20:48Rule number two.
00:20:49No talking back.
00:20:52I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:21:01Rule number three.
00:21:04Don't start any games.
00:21:07You're not ready to play.
00:21:24So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:29Oh, my plans are none of your concerns.
00:21:32Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:21:40You can have your privacy.
00:21:43Until sunset.
00:21:45What does that mean?
00:21:50We have curfew.
00:21:52Ah!
00:22:13How's my daughter?
00:22:14Um, hot.
00:22:16What was that?
00:22:18Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:22:20Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:22That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:24Is she back from class?
00:22:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:28Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:31She's fine, Mark.
00:22:32Good.
00:22:33You're my best friend.
00:22:35You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:43You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:52Give me some time.
00:22:55Stand when I try.
00:22:57I call my hat.
00:23:00Give me some time.
00:23:03Kiss him now.
00:23:05I call my hat.
00:23:07Oh.
00:23:08I call my hat.
00:23:09Oh.
00:23:10I know.
00:23:11Oh.
00:23:20You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:23:24Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:23:39Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:23:42Filming? Filming what?
00:23:45Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:23:50I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location is here. So step aside before I make you.
00:23:56Hmm. Nope. Harper is my best friend.
00:23:59And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:24:01Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:24:10He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:24:13Harper?
00:24:22You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here.
00:24:25I tried to stop him.
00:24:28Hey!
00:24:30No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:24:34It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:24:38Class my ass. Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:24:41I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:24:43Chris, stop!
00:24:44Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:24:47Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera. It costs a thousand dollars.
00:24:49You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:24:53That is enough!
00:25:08These look amazing, Harper.
00:25:11Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:25:13Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:25:15No one's going to see these.
00:25:16Deleting them.
00:25:17What?
00:25:18That is art.
00:25:20Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:25:23creeps a lap dance.
00:25:27See how much my dad likes that?
00:25:32Your choice.
00:25:37Camera it is.
00:25:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:25:43You asshole!
00:25:44If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your
00:25:50throat.
00:25:51You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:25:53What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:26:01We're leaving.
00:26:02Now.
00:26:10So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:26:14I did it for your own good.
00:26:16You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:26:20You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:26:24You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:26:27Like a piece of meat.
00:26:29My classmate?
00:26:31It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:26:36Jealous?
00:26:38Jealous?
00:26:43You're cute, Harper.
00:26:45I'll give you that.
00:26:46And those things you do, they're cute too.
00:26:51You know what's not cute?
00:26:53You know what's not cute?
00:26:54Me jealous.
00:26:56Now you were right, I'm in some shady business, and I don't give two shits about what your little
00:27:00friends think about me.
00:27:01But you better not test me.
00:27:04You better not test me, or I'll break you.
00:27:08You better not test me, or I'll break you.
00:27:32There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:27:36Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:38Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:38You know what, Chris?
00:27:39You want to be my bodyguard?
00:27:41Fine.
00:27:41Fine.
00:27:42But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:27:45Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:27:50So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:27:53Yes.
00:27:53No.
00:27:55Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:57Oh my god, Maria.
00:27:59No.
00:27:59Ew.
00:28:01That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:28:03He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:28:06And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:28:09I don't know.
00:28:10But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:28:14Um.
00:28:15Wait.
00:28:16You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:28:20Think about it.
00:28:22What?
00:28:24We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:28:27The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:28:29So that's step one.
00:28:30Hmm.
00:28:31You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:28:35He was jealous, Harbs.
00:28:36Yeah, right.
00:28:37Jealous of me?
00:28:38I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:28:41He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:28:46Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:28:48Jealous over you.
00:28:49It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:28:53So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:58Until he snaps.
00:28:59And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:29:03And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time.
00:29:10Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:29:12Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:29:15Because I get what I want.
00:29:17Tell me.
00:29:28Sexy outfit.
00:29:29Check.
00:29:31Popcorn.
00:29:32Check.
00:29:33The notebook.
00:29:34The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:29:36Check.
00:29:36Check.
00:29:47What do you want?
00:29:49You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:29:51Um, popcorn?
00:29:53Harper, you idiot.
00:29:55Seduce him.
00:29:56I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:30:02But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:30:06Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:09I have a day, but that's not important.
00:30:11Your pulse is racing.
00:30:12Wait.
00:30:13What's going on?
00:30:15Oh.
00:30:17Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:30:19Uh-uh.
00:30:20No, I just...
00:30:23I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:30:26But it's...
00:30:38Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:30:47What about your date?
00:30:57Jane, please Jane.
00:31:00Jane, Jane, no one.
00:31:08How are you not crying?
00:31:09this is like the saddest movie ever because it's not real this is ridiculous no one would ever
00:31:17leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this it's true love there's no such thing
00:31:24as true love anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo or maybe you're just a soulless ai bot
00:31:38and there are batteries in your back
00:31:47what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:50what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:58now come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:32:07don't mess with me harper i'm not a toy i'll ruin you well i'm not just something that can be
00:32:13ruined
00:32:14as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a girl anymore
00:32:21it's not a lie you are a beautiful woman i'm too much for you kid you can't handle me try
00:32:30me
00:32:35i don't do that lovey-dovey shit i don't kiss and i don't make love harper
00:32:43maybe i'm into that no i don't think you are
00:32:50what did you get yourself into harper
00:33:06just shut up and watch the movie
00:33:07i'm sorry i love you
00:33:21you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:33:27i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:33:31i told you not to call me on my personal phone you're late big daddy
00:33:37but you sound pissed so i'll wait
00:33:42you want to come in and fuck your frustration up not tonight busy busy
00:33:50maybe for me you're not
00:33:52where the hell could you possibly be are you with another woman woman no
00:34:02not a woman do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:34:14not this guy who's my number
00:34:25whoever this girl is your days are numbered do not flake on melana kaufman
00:34:49she's going to be the dead to me kid
00:34:54because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:57she's going to be the dead to me
00:35:11damn it harper
00:35:54you know if you're trying to fill me up
00:35:56You should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:36:00Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:03Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:05I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:36:07His business partner.
00:36:09I'm a dead girl walking.
00:36:11No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:36:20So, so we didn't?
00:36:22No.
00:36:24Because you're still alive.
00:36:26Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:36:29One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:36:32You don't know that.
00:36:35Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:36:37Oh yeah?
00:36:39Explain that.
00:36:41That's Morning Wood, sweetheart.
00:36:44Don't get your hopes up.
00:36:46We're not on a nickname basis.
00:36:47You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:54Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:59Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:37:08What's wrong?
00:37:09Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:37:11I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:37:15I'm going to go for a walk.
00:37:18With my friend.
00:37:21Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:22Bye.
00:37:43This will do.
00:37:54So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to
00:37:59do laundry.
00:38:09Struggling much?
00:38:14Struggling much?
00:38:17I swear I've done my best, bro.
00:38:32I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:38:41I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:38:47Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:38:52That's not...
00:38:58No underwear.
00:39:06That's bad manners, Angel.
00:39:10What are you going to do?
00:39:14Punish you.
00:39:19I don't know.
00:39:26I don't know.
00:39:27What do I know?
00:39:30You don't know me?
00:39:36I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back. Would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:43I'd say do your worst.
00:39:45I'd say do your worst.
00:40:00I'm sorry.
00:40:03I can't let this happen.
00:40:04What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:40:10You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:15But what about-
00:40:16But what about-
00:40:17There's no buts.
00:40:42There's no buts.
00:40:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:47That was part of the plan!
00:40:49I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:53Was it big?
00:40:56So big.
00:40:59Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:02It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:06Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:41:10Like BDSR?
00:41:11The whole nine yards.
00:41:12Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:41:15My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:17Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:41:21Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:41:24Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:41:28Crap, what if he is coming?
00:41:29Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:49I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to talk to you.
00:41:50Stop messing with that.
00:41:51You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:53You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:56How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:59He's not my man.
00:42:04I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:06Ew, leave Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:42:10You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps?
00:42:18What do you want, Brian?
00:42:22Just five minutes.
00:42:27Fine.
00:42:28Harper, are you sure?
00:42:30It's okay, maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:48Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:58I want to get back together.
00:43:00You cheated on me.
00:43:02I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:43:05But that was months ago, huh?
00:43:08Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:10This isn't about payback.
00:43:13I've moved on, and you should too.
00:43:18What do you mean, moved on?
00:43:21Are you fucking other guys?
00:43:23You slut!
00:43:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me see them.
00:43:29Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:43:31Show me.
00:43:32Show me!
00:43:33Let go of me!
00:43:35There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:37I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:43:40A drink?
00:43:41I don't have time for this.
00:43:43You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:43:46That's not happening.
00:43:47Ever.
00:43:49Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:52Me?
00:43:53We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:56Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:59It's not a threat.
00:44:00It's a fact.
00:44:07You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:44:08But I'm not going to come after you.
00:44:11I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:19Help me!
00:44:20Help!
00:44:21Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:44:24Stop it, that's enough!
00:44:26Good girl.
00:44:29You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:44:31I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:33That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:37And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom and you just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:44Are you okay?
00:44:47Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:45:01You're going to kill him.
00:45:01Stop it!
00:45:02You're going to kill him.
00:45:03Good.
00:45:04He's not worth it.
00:45:05Let's go.
00:45:09If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:45:13I promise.
00:45:15Let's go.
00:45:33Fuck.
00:45:37Chris, you almost killed him.
00:45:40Should we call 911?
00:45:42Seriously, Harper?
00:45:44He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:45:46I handled myself just fine.
00:45:48And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:46:07You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:19So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:24Let's see who you are.
00:46:38Do we have to do this?
00:46:40What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:46:43Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:46:47Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:49So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:47:06I'm going to throw up.
00:47:10Breathe.
00:47:12You can do this.
00:47:41I'm right here.
00:47:43Don't focus on the water.
00:47:44Just look at me.
00:47:51It's not hard to do.
00:48:05It's okay.
00:48:06It's okay.
00:48:07It's okay.
00:48:07I got you.
00:48:09It's okay.
00:48:10It's okay.
00:48:16You're fine.
00:48:18You're fine, Harper.
00:48:24Just breathe.
00:48:25Just keep breathing.
00:48:29How are you feeling?
00:48:37Fine.
00:48:39Just insanely distracted.
00:48:42Ready for the next step?
00:48:48I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:52I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:57I thought you didn't make those.
00:49:00What?
00:49:03Oh my God.
00:49:05Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:49:09You're talking about swimming.
00:49:11Swimming.
00:49:13What goes on in that head of yours?
00:49:18I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:49:20I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:49:51What happened? What happened?
00:49:53You blacked out.
00:49:55You're okay.
00:49:56You're okay.
00:49:58I'm sorry.
00:49:59I'm sorry.
00:50:00For what?
00:50:03You did amazing.
00:50:06You're just going to get better and better.
00:50:08I can't do this.
00:50:12It's okay.
00:50:14We'll try again tomorrow.
00:50:16Just kiss me.
00:50:20Your dad won't like this.
00:50:22Don't think about him.
00:50:23If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:27If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:29I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:50:32I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:50:35Just say you don't want me.
00:50:46Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:51I want you.
00:50:53And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:55You're going to get hurt.
00:51:01You're going to like me.
00:51:12What the hell?
00:51:13What are you doing?
00:51:13We need to talk about this first.
00:51:15Inside.
00:51:16With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:51:17Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:51:19I'm not a tease.
00:51:20I just care about you.
00:51:23So you are a grandpa.
00:51:25Just as much as you're a kid.
00:51:30Come on.
00:51:30Let's go inside.
00:51:32No.
00:51:33I need a moment to cool off.
00:51:38I'm going to shower.
00:51:48Harper, what are you doing?
00:52:00So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:52:03Running a daycare.
00:52:05Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:11Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:14I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:52:18I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:52:23And I wanted to warn you.
00:52:25He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:52:30Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:52:35Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:52:39Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:52:43You've been tracking him?
00:52:45What kind of psycho are you?
00:52:47The same kind he is.
00:52:49Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:57Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:03I'm surprised.
00:53:06It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:53:08I'm just all around not intense enough for him.
00:53:14Not intense enough?
00:53:17Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:53:21Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:53:26I mean, look at you.
00:53:27You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper.
00:53:33You're out of your league, kid.
00:53:34Don't call me that.
00:53:39You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:53:42He likes to take you from behind.
00:53:45Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:47Choke you out.
00:53:49None of that kissing pillow talk.
00:53:53Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:54:00He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:54:02He actually lives here with me.
00:54:16Help me, I can't swim.
00:54:22Help, help, I can't swim.
00:54:33Help, help me.
00:54:36Help, help me.
00:54:37Harper, Harper.
00:54:41Smile for T&M, loser.
00:54:44Please don't.
00:54:45Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:48That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:57Harper.
00:55:14No, come on.
00:55:43Harper.
00:55:43Harper.
00:55:44Harper.
00:55:46Harper.
00:55:46Breathe.
00:55:46Breathe.
00:55:47It's okay.
00:55:47I got you.
00:55:48You're safe.
00:55:49You're safe.
00:55:49You're safe.
00:55:50I thought I was going to die.
00:55:52I thought I was going to die.
00:55:54No, you're okay.
00:55:54Just breathe.
00:55:55Just breathe.
00:55:57You're safe now.
00:55:58Just breathe.
00:56:00Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:56:02I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:56:05It's pathetic.
00:56:06Homewreck.
00:56:07Homewreck?
00:56:09Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:56:12She couldn't if she tried.
00:56:17I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:56:19You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:56:24She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:56:31Choke me harder.
00:56:34I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:56:39I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:56:44How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:49She's fine.
00:56:50Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:59What are you doing?
00:57:02Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,
00:57:04asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:57:07and why his major investors have pulled out their funds
00:57:10from Kaufman Motors.
00:57:12You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:57:14that it's because his psychotic daughter
00:57:16is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:19You got that?
00:57:20Are you threatening me?
00:57:22No.
00:57:24I'm telling you.
00:57:25Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:57:30Get out of here.
00:57:32Wait.
00:57:32Please, don't, I'll, I'll do anything.
00:57:36Please.
00:57:36What are you doing?
00:57:38No.
00:57:39Ah!
00:57:50Chris, no!
00:57:52Wait!
00:57:52Wait!
00:57:53Oh!
00:57:56Oh!
00:57:58Oh!
00:57:59Oh!
00:57:59Oh!
00:58:00Oh!
00:58:00Oh!
00:58:12I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Margot.
00:58:16She will not bother you again.
00:58:19I swear.
00:58:21Don't worry about it.
00:58:25I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:58:32I never dated her.
00:58:34We weren't a thing.
00:58:38Not according to her.
00:58:45Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:52She said that...
00:58:58That I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:08That I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:14Satisfy you.
00:59:16In bed.
00:59:21That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:59:26You'd never be into me.
00:59:32Is that true?
00:59:35That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:39But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:43I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:49When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:52I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:56And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:04What did you regret?
01:00:06Not doing this sooner.
01:00:12There's nothing, dude.
01:00:12I'll do it.
01:00:30I'm sorry.
01:00:31I'm sorry.
01:00:31I'm sorry.
01:00:33I'm sorry.
01:00:35I'm sorry.
01:00:37You're sorry.
01:00:38What the hell am I doing?
01:00:40Why did you stop again?
01:00:43You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:45Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:47I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:52This isn't about Mark.
01:00:54It's about you and me.
01:00:55So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:01:01I'm too dangerous.
01:01:05So you're saying the kiss was a mistake.
01:01:09I should forget this ever happened.
01:01:12It's for the best, Harper.
01:01:14There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:01:17Yeah.
01:01:19It's because you're a coward.
01:01:22You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:01:23Just admit it.
01:01:24You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:01:27Just be a man and own it.
01:01:28It's not true.
01:01:29Don't!
01:01:30You're a psycho.
01:01:39I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:48Morning.
01:01:51Bagel?
01:01:52I'm not hungry.
01:01:56You need to eat.
01:02:05No.
01:02:07What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:02:17Are we even now?
01:02:20You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:02:24What's wrong, kiddo?
01:02:26I hate seeing you like this.
01:02:28You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:02:41Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:46Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:52I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:55Promise.
01:03:04Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:03:06Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:03:11Nope.
01:03:12And he's never going to.
01:03:14Huh?
01:03:15I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:03:18Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:03:21Oh, hey!
01:03:23Hey!
01:03:24Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:03:26Okay, you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:03:30And I am not letting you fail.
01:03:32Stop moping.
01:03:34Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:03:36Okay?
01:03:39Okay.
01:03:52How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:55Like a million hours?
01:03:57Who the fuck cares?
01:03:59We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:04:05Make sure no one's coming.
01:04:27I think I hear them coming.
01:04:29Let's go.
01:04:30Let's go.
01:04:31One last touch.
01:04:40Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:04:45Harper.
01:04:50Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:52Huh?
01:04:53What?
01:04:56No, no, no, no.
01:04:57My final project.
01:05:00How am I going to graduate?
01:05:01Why would someone do this to me?
01:05:08Harper.
01:05:10Harper.
01:05:11Harper.
01:05:11I'm kind of confused.
01:05:13Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:15Shh.
01:05:18Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:21Shh.
01:05:21Don't say that.
01:05:23It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:05:32Did you do this?
01:05:36Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:05:41We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:43You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:44Guess what?
01:05:45You have no proof.
01:05:48Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:51That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:55Harper.
01:05:56There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:58Professor, I can explain.
01:06:02Harper?
01:06:05Is this your work?
01:06:07It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:06:10We have to fail Harper.
01:06:12It looks like a complete joke.
01:06:15Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:06:19In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:06:23Wait, what?
01:06:24Who would buy this crap?
01:06:26I won't.
01:06:27What?
01:06:38Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:06:41I won't.
01:06:44It's you.
01:06:46You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:50Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:52Don't you know who this is?
01:06:54Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:57There's no way.
01:06:59That's okay, Professor.
01:07:00Not everyone has taste.
01:07:04How much for this painting?
01:07:06Oh, no, you really don't.
01:07:07Our starting price is $18,000.
01:07:13Done.
01:07:16Wait, $1,800?
01:07:18Do you even study at this school or not?
01:07:20We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:07:24You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:07:36Here's $2,000.
01:07:38Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:43Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:46Oh my god, oh my god!
01:07:49Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:52Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:55Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:57Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:08:00Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:08:04My father still runs this university.
01:08:07Money runs this university.
01:08:09And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:08:14for disciplinary action.
01:08:18You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:08:20You can't, please.
01:08:22Getting expelled, sound?
01:08:24Just about right to me.
01:08:25No, wait, Professor!
01:08:26Not so fast.
01:08:28What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:08:33Whoa!
01:08:33No!
01:08:34Whoa!
01:08:41I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:44Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:47Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:53I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:56Those dresses, though.
01:08:58Wait, what?
01:08:59Huh?
01:09:02I...
01:09:11This is Versace, you asshole!
01:09:15You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:09:17What was it that you two said?
01:09:19Oh, right.
01:09:21Good luck proving it was me.
01:09:26The chancellor wants you two in his office now!
01:09:28You're being suspended!
01:09:30Let's go!
01:09:31Why are you grabbing us?
01:09:32They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:09:35Let's go!
01:09:37Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:09:39I'll see you later.
01:09:44Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:09:46Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:48That's $18,000!
01:09:51Seriously?
01:09:53I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:59What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:10:06He, um...
01:10:08I mean, I...
01:10:11I was an idiot.
01:10:12And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:10:17show you how much I want you.
01:10:20I don't know what I want you to do.
01:10:32A blindfold?
01:10:35I want you, Harper.
01:10:36I want to do things to you.
01:10:41Bad things.
01:10:45But only if you want me to.
01:10:49I do.
01:11:01Why'd we stop?
01:11:03We've been waiting so long for this.
01:11:06We're just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:11:09Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:11:16And I'll wait for you.
01:11:18I'll wait for you.
01:11:19Wear that for me tonight.
01:11:26Harper!
01:11:28Harper!
01:11:29Hello!
01:11:30Earth to Harper!
01:11:31You need to look at this!
01:11:33Can it wait, Maria?
01:11:34I'm having...
01:11:36very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:11:39No!
01:11:40No!
01:11:40That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:42Harper, look!
01:11:44You've got the money!
01:11:46I swear!
01:11:47The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:49Harper, he's dangerous!
01:11:51You need to move out now!
01:11:52You can't keep living with him!
01:11:54I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:56Harper!
01:12:06Taxi?
01:12:07For Harper?
01:12:10Who are you?
01:12:12Hey!
01:12:12Let go of me!
01:12:13Stop it!
01:12:15Please!
01:12:23Please!
01:12:24Please!
01:12:24Please let me go!
01:12:25If it's money, I'll give you however much you want!
01:12:31Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper!
01:12:34Harper!
01:12:35Hmm?
01:12:36Ryan?
01:12:37Hmm?
01:12:37Why are you doing this?
01:12:38We broke up.
01:12:40Oh, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man!
01:12:43You psycho!
01:12:44He had nothing to do with our breakup!
01:12:48He humiliated me!
01:12:50But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:55He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:56Ain't that right, fellas?
01:13:00Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:13:05Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:13:08No.
01:13:09No.
01:13:09You can just watch.
01:13:11No.
01:13:13No.
01:13:13No!
01:13:14No!
01:13:15No!
01:13:32A trap?
01:13:34What the hell?
01:13:41Fall into my soul
01:13:44Ooh, if I'm this world that hurts me so
01:13:52Not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:57I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first time to be special, Harper
01:14:02Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first
01:14:11Okay, crap, I can explain. You're gonna explain, but first
01:14:18You know my daughter better than I do? Is that text a prank?
01:14:24Harper's in trouble, we need to go, okay
01:14:29Should we have some fun with you after we kill Leather Grant?
01:14:33Hmm? Should we make him watch?
01:14:41Oh, looks like he's here
01:14:43Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper? Huh?
01:14:51Get ready, boys
01:15:05I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:15:13That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit
01:15:33What's the matter, tough guy?
01:15:35What?
01:15:35Can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:15:44Let me go, I'll leave home
01:15:46Already told you once, you should have listened to me then
01:15:52I'm going to kill you, you goddamn sick
01:16:01Calling all units A2-11-675-9, best completed
01:16:12Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:16:17Chris, I put you in danger
01:16:19You should run far away from me and my package
01:16:22When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances
01:16:32Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:40Oh my god, dad, what the hell?
01:16:42It's okay
01:16:43I'll handle it
01:16:44I want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:46Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:49I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:51No, dad
01:16:52Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:57But
01:16:58Deep down, I know that
01:17:02You just want me to be safe
01:17:08Chris makes me feel safe
01:17:10Please don't be mad
01:17:13You're wrong about that
01:17:16It's not deep down
01:17:17It is the most important thing to me
01:17:20Your happiness
01:17:24If that means being with Chris
01:17:26Then he better not screw this up
01:17:29Or I will make him regret it
01:17:32I believe you
01:17:35You
01:17:35Keep her safe
01:17:39With my goddamn life
01:17:41Do you remember my instructions?
01:18:00Yes
01:18:12Yes, daddy
01:18:16Say it
01:18:18Yes, daddy
01:18:24I want you to beg for it
01:18:29I want you to fuck me, daddy
01:18:43Stop teasing
01:18:45I want you now
01:18:53Daddy, say it
01:18:55Or I'll punish you
01:18:57Or I'll punish you
01:18:58Or I'll punish you
01:19:08Don't stop, daddy
01:19:11Don't stop, daddy
01:19:28Are you sure about that?
01:19:44You have two choices, Mr. Collins
01:19:48You can either uncuff me
01:19:52Or fuck me
01:20:07You know I'm dangerous
01:20:11Rich or I'm not
01:20:15Do your worst, daddy
01:20:17Do your worst, daddy
01:20:18Do your worst, daddy
01:20:19I step away
01:20:23From your heart
01:20:26And it's too late
01:20:28To get by from yesterday
01:20:38Once I start, I'm not stopping.
01:20:44I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:51You're different.
01:21:08Ready for round five?
01:21:11Stop it.
01:21:11I'm sore.
01:21:13Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:17What if I don't?
01:21:20What was that?
01:21:21Crap.
01:21:22It's my dad.
01:21:24Honey, you home?
01:21:25Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:21:26It's okay.
01:21:27I'll just come in for you.
01:21:31I told you I was busy.
01:21:33This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:21:37If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:40Okay, I will.
01:21:41Can you get out?
01:21:55I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:58Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:00No, please keep them covered.
01:22:03I want to give a speech.
01:22:04And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:22:07I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:10You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:22:14Just get on with it.
01:22:16What I do for a living, the not so legal part,
01:22:22it's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:22:28And for me to be...
01:22:30Vulnerable?
01:22:32Yeah.
01:22:33But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:39You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:40I love you forever.
01:22:41And I want to be around you...
01:22:43Forever.
01:22:44forever.
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