Family secrets, painful betrayal, and a powerful comeback drive this emotional and addictive short drama.
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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:42But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:48I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:03Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats you.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a seventy-year-old geese
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:24I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tram.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38to me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:44I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
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05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:44Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:02Jennifer, my sweet, it's still our wedding night.
06:05Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely.
06:11Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me, I'm going to make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:54Lord Poseidon.
06:55Lord Poseidon.
06:57but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:59The All-Mother needs you for a rescue-op stat!
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've gotta go.
07:13Don't panic, I'll be back in your arms in nine days tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:35Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:41Poseidon, you're finally awake!
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped bailing Zeus out?
07:48That's what knocked you out cold.
08:06Merciful Seas, the Trident actually accepted you?
08:10Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it! Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo! Go fetch her right this second!
08:45I am literally dying to meet this girl!
08:49Say less, Mother. Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon. There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:58Which means...
09:01That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?!
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?!
09:09No, this is beyond messed up. I need to get down there right now!
09:26Ugh, too basic. Go raid the Divine Vault for the golden apples. I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that. I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years. How much longer is it gonna take for him to show his face again?
10:00Jennifer! Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:08I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me! I'll get to it!
10:12You brainless cow! The goddamn stench ruined my dresses! I let you and your two little bastards crash here!
10:18I feed you and you can't even handle one basic chore?!
10:21Hey, back the hell off. This is my house, too.
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me! Those brats of yours are just like you! Ungrateful, blood
10:32-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:37You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses! Look around! We're the only ones keeping this damn
10:42house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:52Back off! Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street-wrapped bastards! That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:04You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth! Strip them, douse them in ice water and lock
11:09them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb and they'll be hell to pay!
11:15Chill, Mum. Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus. Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage! We can't keep my big shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out. Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait, that era? The bloodline of the Sea God? How the hell did it end up here?
12:07Oh, almighty Lord of the Sea. We offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots! Your only job right now is to pray to the Sea God to protect Ryan's
12:23fleet!
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the Sea God is a massive privilege.
12:30Keep dragging your feet and I'll assume you're itching for the stables!
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:41No! Stop! We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the Sea God!
12:49Oh, great Sea God, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:52Oh, great Sea God, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:21What the actual hell just happened?
13:25Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the Sea God!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:43If the Sea God is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:50God damn it! Who has the absolute stones to piss off the Sea God?
13:54If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up, people! It has to be them!
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe!
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to God your lives are gonna be a waking nightmare!
14:15Son of a bitch! How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:20We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:26No! My kid's blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the Sea God be pissed at us?
14:33This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant! Grab him! Burn him at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the Sea God's rage is absolute agony!
14:52No! Stop!
15:02Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:09Stand down!
15:13Stand down!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Dammit, we're too far! Poseidon can't manifest here!
15:26Just hang on a little longer!
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me! He's coming!
15:32Burning the mane enough for the Sea God.
15:35He's sending us a sign.
15:38Father, word is the Sea God skins traitors alive, packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells, turning
15:45them into gravel to walk on for eternity.
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent. The real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children!
15:53Oh, so the Sea Gods pissed at us? His biggest believers? Bullshit! I dump cash and prayers on his altar
15:59every year, while you, you filthy peasant, ain't cocked up shit!
16:02Zip it! Zip it, Jennifer! You're a completely lost Oz!
16:07Mom! Mom!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty, but you brought the Sea Gods haul down on us.
16:19Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this.
16:25Back off, you ugly witch! Don't you dare lay a finger on our mom!
16:37You little maggots! This is what happens when you piss off the Sea God! You're not dragging our whole family
16:44to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards! Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No! Michelle, let go of my kid!
17:04My kid! I'll take the hit! Just don't touch them!
17:11Jennifer! This is your goddamn fault! If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these
17:16bastards, we wouldn't be in this mess!
17:19No, put this all on me! Chris and Sophia are good kids! They're your own flesh and blood! For God's
17:26sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me! I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:32What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for? Skin them alive already!
17:41These mortals! No! These monsters! How dare they stoop this low!
17:51Screw it! I'm taking my true form to save the heirs!
18:00Thomas, stop! You know the rules! If you manifest in the mortal realm, you break the law of fate! You'll
18:07be wiped from existence!
18:13No! Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:25Do it like this! Put your backs into it! If you let these little rats slip because you grew a
18:30conscience, I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:38I can't stomach this anymore! Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:48Wait, Samus! I feel the power of the sea god!
18:53I feel the power of the sea god!
19:10Back the hell off!
19:20Look! It's Lord Poseidon's! The boss is actually back!
19:28Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here! I am so sorry I let you go through this hell!
19:32It's really you? Thank god he actually brought you back to me! Look! This is Chris and Sophia! Our kids!
19:44Dad! We totally knew it was you! You actually came back!
19:49What in the hell just happened? Jesus! How'd I end up eating dirt?
19:54Father, forget that look over there! That filthy beggar is back!
19:58Talk!
20:00Right now!
20:01Who did this?
20:03Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my kids?
20:07You don't get to question us!
20:09Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god!
20:12They brought this shitstorm on us!
20:14As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life!
20:18Almighty sea god, please forgive us!
20:20These four impure wretches aren't part of our family!
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins!
20:25I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage!
20:35You absolute clowns!
20:37You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god
20:42without realizing I am the sea god!
20:44Don't bring your honey down!
20:49Oh!
20:58You sido!
21:01Oh!
21:05Oh!
21:07Oh!
21:07Oh!
21:07Oh!
21:08innocent don't buy his bullshit open your eyes it's just a cheap dark magic trick if the real
21:14sea god was here we'd all be dead meat he actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god if
21:21the
21:21real god finds out we worship the damn warlock we're cooked we gotta skin this freak and his
21:26family alive before anyone finds out you arrogant brain desk mortals you tortured my wife and kids
21:34so now i'm thing terive i'm bringing down the ocean's wrath i'll give you a front row seat to
21:41exactly who you're messing with
21:49no freaking way is this filthy beggar actually the sea god
22:02look at that i totally called it this filthy street rat is a complete fraud
22:16what the hell is happening to my hand
22:34wait why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces you brain dead idiots the real sea god is
22:41pissed
22:42because this peasant is playing dress up with his name help me pin this bastard down and finish him
22:48step on it if we don't string them up right now the sea god is gonna wipe us off the
22:53map
22:53the ocean will swallow us whole freeze look he's running on fumes now's our window to take this warwick
23:01out what the hell is going on enough i'll let it slide you got played earlier but from this second
23:09on if you touch my wife and kids i'll rain literal hellfire on you you gullible morons
23:16everyone knows jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago like the c-dotted would moo light as a tramp
23:23like he'd knock up a slut like jennifer and just poop into thin air
23:27i bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic
23:35damn straight a true god is untouchable you hack this warlock to pieces
23:42and i'll toss you ten gold coins right here right now
24:02unfreaking believable the guy's literally made of steel
24:10almighty sea god please forgive your cluteless blind believers
24:15you unrepentant mortals you actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me
24:22you vicious brain dead clowns time to face the music
24:32holy crap he really is the sea god we are dead meat
24:40what just happened why am i running on empty no the coma
24:44i burned through all my divine mocha fighting off that damn curse for nine years
24:51this damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion we need to get the high priest down here to wreck him
24:57you absolute idiots do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god
25:02he's just a wicked warlock if he was actually poseidon he wouldn't be this pathetic
25:09it's an ancient curse i tank my powers fighting it off that's why i'm weakened
25:14you brain dead sheep only morons swallow a lie that pathetic
25:18anyone who sides with this warlock has catch hell when the real god finds out
25:31shut the hell up who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof
25:43a little birdie told me some crack pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god
25:50your holiness it's this wicked warlock he's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our
25:55tributes high priest you're the only hotline to the sea god
25:59if he was really coming down he'd have given you a heads up
26:08i haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down
26:12you're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god
26:17the high priest is his top servant this guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act
26:24make him pay
26:29thank god for the high priest we almost bought the scam
26:34the sea god would have been pissed
26:36and we'd be dead meat
26:40what a joke
26:41i don't have some mortal messenger down here he's full of shit
26:45you arrogant little speck did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath
26:50you son of a bitch how dare you slander me
26:54i'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself
27:19holy crap what's happening the high priest just got zapped by lightning
27:23is that guy actually the sea god
27:29bullshit
27:31impossible
27:31yeah that was the sea god's wrath
27:34warning me
27:35because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet
27:39letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple
27:43oh it was his wrath all right
27:45but who do you think called it down
27:48listen up
27:50defy the sea god
27:51and you'll get worse than lightning
27:53he'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell
28:10ignorant sheep
28:26no freaking way
28:31no freaking way
28:32no freaking way
28:38even running on a fraction of my power you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger on my family
28:46guys listen
28:47there is zero chance he's the sea god
28:49since when does a god fall for a random munal
28:51it's a joke
28:52he's a cheap warlock
28:54hold the line
28:55did you idiots forget his orders
28:57want to get swallowed by a tidal wave
28:59we're dead meat if you back down
29:02but his voodoo is too strong
29:04we can't even dent this freakish water wall
29:08bullshit
29:09every trick has a loophole
29:10hurl every sharp object we've got
29:12something's bound to bust this cheap ass force mailed
29:22dad you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:27are you actually the sea god
29:30you bet he is sweetie
29:31your dad would never lie to you
29:36all right if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo
29:39it's time to bring out the big gun
29:43watch and weep warlock
29:45i don't care how strong your mojo is
29:49it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:56try to shield jennephane
30:10try to shield jennephane
30:23are you kidding me
30:25how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig
30:27who the hell are you
30:31i warned you you absolute fools
30:33open your damn eyes
30:35this is the trident the ultimate symbol of the ocean
30:38and i am its master
30:40poseidon the sea god
30:43the sea god
30:44he actually is the sea god
30:46sweet jesus what the hell have i done
30:50you've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years
30:54just to line your own pockets
30:56that is an unforgivable sin
31:05no almighty sea god mercy
31:07william brain messed us
31:09we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12lord siden please spare us
31:15jennifer these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:19it's your call
31:20how do you want me to finish them
31:22no
31:24jennifer my precious daughter don't do this
31:26you know me i would never truly hurt you
31:28okay i screwed up
31:30i screwed up i admit it
31:31but i see the light now
31:32we share the same blood
31:34we're family
31:35please jennifer
31:36don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge
31:39think of the kids
31:41exactly
31:42jennifer my sweet sister
31:44we share the same blood
31:46i swear to god
31:47i'll never pull this shit again
31:49please
31:50get us a break
31:55honey i'm not a monster like them
31:57they still share blood with our kids
32:00i won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in chris and sophia's heads
32:04let's just walk away
32:06i just want a peaceful life
32:29well look at you gorgeous
32:33you must be my boy poseidon's wife
32:35absolutely stunning
32:49mother
32:49oh my goodness
32:51and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:57mother
32:57these are the kids jennifer gave me
32:59pretty cute right
33:01grandma
33:02grandma
33:05are you kidding me
33:07nobody told me i hit the absolute jackpot
33:12i packed way too light
33:14but don't worry darlings
33:16grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23what the actual hell
33:26i've never seen this much gold
33:30one single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39come along my precious grandbabies
33:42let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:05take a look kiddos
34:07take a look kiddos
34:15imagine oh my god
34:16i've never seen anything here
34:16i've never seen anything here
34:17ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
34:20yeah
34:37wow
34:42Whoa! This is freaking awesome!
34:45Oh, it melts my heart to see you love it.
34:48Thanks a million, Grandma!
34:50Jennifer, my dear, slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age.
34:55This bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease.
34:58And this ring? Calls down lightning on demand.
35:00Just a little welcome to the family starter pack.
35:03No way, Mother! These are priceless. I can't accept them.
35:09Oh, my God! I am so, so sorry! I swear it slipped!
35:12Jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl.
35:16Now I've shattered something priceless from the Sea God's mother.
35:19She's gonna skin me alive!
35:20Hey, deep breaths, Jennifer. Relax.
35:24Remember, Mother gave those to you. They're yours now.
35:27You can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy.
35:33Oh, sweetheart, no! This is 100% on me.
35:36Honey, I totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact.
35:41I can't believe I almost gave you a heart attack, bad grandma.
35:44Jennifer, honey, stop walking on eggshells.
35:47Chuck this bling at the wall for fun.
35:49Break it all, bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us.
35:53Thank you, Mother.
35:55Hold on, Poseidon. Where's your gift?
35:57This poor girl went through nine years of hell because you face-planted into a coma.
36:01Treat her like royalty, or I'll personally kick your ass to the curb.
36:04Mother, chill. I already hooked Jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace.
36:09I just didn't bring it because I was rushing to save her.
36:13I'll grab it the second we kept breather, babe.
36:18Hold the phone. I brought a little something for my new sister-in-law, too.
36:27Look, I'm really sorry, Jennifer. This whole disaster is basically my fault.
36:31You and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me.
36:34Consider this a my bad care package. A massive dose of raw divine power.
36:38Zeus, you absolute meathead. Did you completely forget?
36:41Jennifer is still 100% human. Her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet.
36:46Ah, crap. My bad, Jennifer. I totally dropped the ball on that one. Brain frat.
36:52Hand it over.
36:55I'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for Jennifer to make up for your screw-up.
37:01Jennifer, our wedding down here was pretty bearspone and my family missed it.
37:05Let's do a massive blowout. Invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings.
37:10Sorry, honey. Can we skip the blowout?
37:12Chris, Sophia, and I are literally nobodies. We'd stick out like Sarethe's partying with actual gods.
37:18I'm just really freaked out. Are they gonna act like Aunt Michelle and beat us up for being trash?
37:23We don't need them. Just you and Dad is enough.
37:29My poor sweet babies. You've been through the wrencher.
37:32Listen to Grandma, okay? That nightmare is over.
37:35None of my kids are toxic snobs like that. They'll treat you like absolute royalty.
37:39Damn right. I guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms.
37:42And if you're still spooked, I swear on my life, as long as I'm breathing, nobody lays a finger on
37:47you.
37:47Okay, Besteiden. I trust you.
37:59The wedding dress is the main event, and these mortal rags are tragically basic.
38:05Even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our Jennifer.
38:14Grandma, I brought the wardrobe.
38:23Jennifer, go nuts.
38:26Pick out absolutely anything you want.
38:28Up here, we use magic power like cash,
38:32and Zeus' apology fund is basically a bottomless black card.
38:36Unreal.
38:39It's so insanely soft.
38:42I've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life.
38:46I'm actually allowed to wear this?
38:51Obviously.
38:52But Zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom-made by yours truly.
39:02Hey, Jennifer, look at me.
39:04By the almighty ocean.
39:06My beautiful wife, how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous?
39:10Mom, you look insanely pretty!
39:11I had zero clue you were this stunning, Jennifer, and your kids are adorable.
39:16Look, I whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly.
39:18Just rock these around the palace.
39:20This is just...
39:21Thank you so, so much.
39:22We absolutely love it.
39:26Don't mention it.
39:27But hey, Grandma.
39:28Jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones.
39:30We need to put some meat on them.
39:32Hestia's actually been cooking up a storm.
39:34Pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for Jennifer and the kids.
39:38She even called dibs on catering the wedding.
39:40You guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this.
39:43This is way too much.
39:44Jennifer, you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters.
39:48Listen to me.
39:49You need to seriously carb load.
39:51Damn right.
39:52Your health is the only thing I care about.
39:54Don't fight us.
39:55Just be a good girl and eat up.
40:02Hey there, Jennifer, come on over.
40:04Dig in and let me know what hits the spot.
40:15Awesome!
40:16I didn't even know food could taste this freaking good!
40:24Come on, Jennifer.
40:25Let your husband pamper you for a second.
40:27Say ah.
40:29Ah.
40:30Ah.
40:31Ah.
40:32Ah.
40:34Ah.
40:34Ah.
40:35Ah.
40:36Ah.
40:45Hope you like the setup, babe.
40:46Mother went totally overboard.
40:48If you hate any of it, just say the word.
40:50I'll tear it down and start from scratch.
40:51No sweat.
40:52Oh, don't even worry about it, honey.
40:54I'm obsessed with it.
40:59Jennifer, mother's got Chris and Sophia for the night, so we've got the place to ourselves.
41:03What do you say we go for baby number three?
41:06Oh, honey, no.
41:09Three kids?
41:10I'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them.
41:12Babe, you're married to the sea god.
41:14Even if we're swamped, my mom and siblings are right next door.
41:17Our kids will never be alone.
41:21Plus, my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth.
41:24I'd put her on speed dial.
41:25You wouldn't feel a thing.
41:27All right, all right.
41:29You're the boss.
41:48God, Jennifer.
41:50You're just as breathtaking as the day we married.
42:02Grandma, where's mom?
42:04She's the VIP today.
42:07Why is she MIA?
42:08Hold on a minute, kiddo.
42:10Let's go track down your dad and figure this out.
42:15Hey, Pestiden, why the holdup with Jennifer?
42:18Did we hit a snag?
42:20Well, Jennifer and I didn't get any sleep until the sun came up.
42:24She's dead to the world, so I figured I'd let her rest.
42:26I just slipped out.
42:28Freaking believable.
42:29The wedding is literally about to start.
42:31Could you really not keep it in your pants for one night?
42:34All right, Mother, chill.
42:34I'm going to get her right now.
42:45Holy crap, Poseidon actually let me sleep in?
42:47It's our damn wedding day.
42:48I'm going to be so late.
42:50I've got to sprint.
42:53I'm going to be so late.
42:57Mother playing favorites, as always.
43:01Giving a punk like Poseidon a palace this sick.
43:15I'm real.
43:18What's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this?
43:23Hey, gorgeous.
43:25Hades, god of the underworld.
43:27Ditch the snooze fest and come be my queen.
43:29Yeah, hard pass.
43:30Not interested.
43:37Cute.
43:38But that's not really your call to make, sweetheart.
43:47Back off!
43:59Hades, what the hell do you think you're doing?
44:06Well, color me shocked.
44:08Who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you?
44:17Hades, if we didn't share a mother, I'd gut you where you stand!
44:26What the hell is going on here?
44:30Hades, how did I race such a scumbag?
44:33Apologize to Jennifer.
44:35Right now!
44:37My bad, Jennifer.
44:38Didn't know who you were.
44:39Take half my divine power as a peace offering.
44:41It'll make you completely immortal.
44:43Just let it slide, mother.
44:45The wedding's starting.
44:46Let's not waste another second on this creep.
44:56In the name of the sea god, I swear Jennifer is my one and only wife.
45:01From this day forward, she shares the full power of the ocean with me.
45:05I swear on my life to be completely faithful to Poseidon until my last breath.
45:21Mom and Dad are going to live happily ever after with us.
45:40Grandma, Mom only wakes up on time when we're around.
45:43We want to have a sleepover with Mom.
45:49All right, my sweet little angels, let it go.
45:52Your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight.
46:02Honey, thank you for giving me such a warm, happy home.
46:05This place is everything I've ever dreamed of.
46:12If you know love it here, we'll just put down roots.
46:16Honestly, the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway.
46:20I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow.
46:34I won't break my promise this time, I swear.
46:38Three days, tops.
46:40And this little toy boat, if you run into trouble, just crush it and I'll be there in a heartbeat.
46:55And this barrier, unless you say so, it'll bounce every single person trying to get in.
47:03Stay safe out there, honey.
47:07Dad, hurry back so we can play!
47:10Hey!
47:25This is it!
47:26Look at this place!
47:28Hades better not be playing us.
47:30He swore if we pull this off, he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead!
47:36Hell no, he wouldn't.
47:38He's the god of the underworld.
47:41The sea god basically nuked our family.
47:43Lord Hades is our only lifeline!
47:53Over here!
47:55Bet you can't catch us!
47:57Chris, Sophia, slow down!
47:59You're gonna eat dirt!
48:00We don't care if we get hurt!
48:02When Dad gets back, he can patch us up in seconds!
48:09Yuhau!
48:10Jennifer!
48:10Come look who's here!
48:12Why the hell is the door locked?
48:15We're your flesh and blood!
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already!
48:20Nice try, but that ain't happening!
48:26Son of a bitch!
48:28Hades called it.
48:30The sea god rigged this place with a force field.
48:32Our only play is to guilt-track Jennifer into opening the damn door.
48:36Jennifer, I know you're listening!
48:38Are you brain dead?
48:41We put a roof over your head when you had nothing!
48:45Now we're homeless!
48:47You owe us!
48:55Cut the crap!
48:56You made my life a living hell back then.
48:58Don't act like you did me a favor!
49:01Jennifer!
49:02Jennifer, I'm your own flesh and blood!
49:04Are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day?
49:09Your husband is the freaking sea god!
49:11A few table grabs could save our family!
49:14Yeah, Jennifer!
49:16Just bail us out this once!
49:18Consider it rent for housing you!
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again!
49:25Get a grip, Jennifer.
49:27Stop giving them handouts.
49:30But...
49:31If a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good, maybe it's worth it.
49:40You better keep your word.
49:42Take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again.
49:49Are you really that dense, Jennifer?
49:52I've literally never played it straight with you.
50:05Jennifer!
50:07Those goddamn merchants are psychos!
50:09They robbed us blind, took your gold, and now they want us dead!
50:13Please!
50:14Open the damn door!
50:16Jennifer, they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife.
50:19This is 100% on you!
50:21You can't leave us out here to get butchered!
50:27I'm dead serious, Jennifer.
50:29The merchant and his goons are right on our ass!
50:32If you don't let us in, you're signing our death warrants!
50:35Jennifer, you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered?
50:37Make your mother a widow?
50:39If word gets out she raised a heartless monster, society will destroy her!
51:04How'd you score a pad like this anyway?
51:06Get off your ass and hand this house over to us!
51:10We gave you a place to crash, now you owe us a house!
51:13Do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon to bail me out again?
51:18No, I can't keep dragging him into my messes!
51:28Unreal!
51:29Look at this motherlod!
51:30Father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash!
51:35Trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this!
51:37We do!
51:42Check out this palace.
51:44The bling is nice, but the real estate is the real jackpot.
51:47We gotta get our names on that deed.
51:48You brain-dead idiots!
51:50Did you forget Hades' orders?
51:51Move your asses!
51:53Chuck that bitch Jennifer out onto the street!
51:58Right!
51:58Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off!
52:01What the heck do you think you're doing?
52:03When dad finds out, he's gonna wipe the floor with you!
52:06Yeah!
52:07You stupid jerks!
52:09If you touch mom, dad is gonna destroy you!
52:13Give me a break!
52:15How's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother?
52:19He'll either boot her or drown her ass!
52:25No!
52:26Father, why are you doing this to me?
52:45Not bad at all!
52:46Like we agree, I'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome!
52:51You're the best Lord Hades!
52:54Thank you!
52:56Get your hands off her!
53:05Get your hands off her!
53:21I gave you your chance, Hades!
53:29Jennifer...
53:29You were in real danger!
53:31Why didn't you call me?
53:34Honey, I'm so sorry!
53:36I just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate!
53:38I'm just a useless mortal!
53:40I can't keep dragging you down!
53:43Look at me, babe, we're married!
53:46Nothing in this universe matters more than you!
53:49I already missed nine years!
53:55Come hell or high water, you're never facing anything alone again!
54:02I'll get it, honey. I promise.
54:09I'll get it, honey. I promise.
54:13And as for these psychos...
54:16They've crossed the line too many times.
54:18Even if you want to give them a pass,
54:20I'm gonna slaughter every last one of them!
54:30Almighty Sea God, please!
54:31You've got it all wrong!
54:33We only broke in because we caught Jennifer, that absolute slut,
54:36hooking up with another guy!
54:39We were protecting your honor!
54:41Exactly!
54:42If we hadn't showed up, she'd be all over some other dude!
54:45Honestly, you should be thanking us!
54:47You're all sick in the head!
54:49I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth!
54:52No!
54:54No!
55:02No!
55:03No!
55:04No!
55:07No!
55:08No!
55:09No!
55:09No!
55:10No!
55:11No!
55:12No!
55:13No!
55:13No!
55:16No!
55:16No!
55:18No!
55:21No!
55:23No!
55:24No!
55:25No!
55:28No!
55:29No!
55:30No!
55:31Poseidon, you gullible idiot!
55:34I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me!
55:38Did you skip Godhood 101?
55:40If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart!
55:49Look, brother, I don't want to end you.
55:52Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
55:57no!
56:00No!
56:01Come on!
56:02Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:05No!
56:07Poseidon, please!
56:08Get up!
56:09Jennifer, get over here!
56:10Give yourself to me, and I'll pull the plug on his torture!
56:15No!
56:16Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:19Get over here, Jennifer, or I swear I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence right now.
56:27Don't.
56:28Jennifer, listen to me.
56:30If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here right now.
56:36Please, just stop hurting Poseidon.
56:42I'll do it.
56:45I agree to whatever you want.
56:48Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:08You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:15You lay a finger on me, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:17You lay a finger on me, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:18You lay a finger on me, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
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