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00:00:01Let your hair down, let your hair down, he's about to get down
00:00:06Oh my, oh my, oh my god, this girl straight and this girl not
00:00:10Dipsy off that pizza rock like, la la la
00:00:14Ching-a-lang-lang, ching-a-lang-a-lang-lang
00:00:16Jeans so tight, I can see those change
00:00:18Do your thang thang, girl, do that thing like, la la la
00:00:22Cut them pretty face, the girls tryna press each other
00:00:25Try to imprint them, undercover freaks
00:00:28You ain't done for trouble, baby
00:00:30I'ma take some only cause I love you
00:00:34People all around the world sexy
00:00:36Get ugly
00:00:38Get ugly, baby
00:00:42Get ugly
00:00:43Get ugly
00:00:46Get sexy
00:00:51Damn, that's ugly
00:00:59Giles
00:00:59Lastly, dancing
00:01:01Yes, baby
00:01:03Yes
00:01:04Yes
00:01:05Yes
00:01:05Yes
00:01:12Oh
00:01:15Eddie
00:01:16Eddie
00:01:17Eddie
00:01:17Eddie
00:01:17Look, I'm twerking, darling, look, look, I'm twerking
00:01:21Me or not
00:01:22Isn't that tracking?
00:01:24No, move your bum
00:01:25Do you want?
00:01:27Do you want?
00:01:42Sweetheart, darling, sass
00:01:50Your grandmother's home
00:01:52Darling
00:01:52Sweetheart, darling
00:01:54Sweetheart, darling
00:01:55Sweetheart, darling
00:01:55Hot, darling
00:02:14Wakey, wakey, wakey, my lady
00:02:16Oh, get out, get out
00:02:19You have meetings, meetings, meetings
00:02:23Parties, openings
00:02:26Parties, openings
00:02:27Pat
00:02:27Pat
00:02:29What?
00:02:30Today's the day I sign the deal on my book deal, darling
00:02:32Oh
00:02:33Oh
00:02:34Oh
00:02:35Yeah
00:02:37Am I in it?
00:02:39Of course you're in it, darling
00:02:40Cause you are my oldest, oldest friend
00:02:45And who will play me, Eddie?
00:02:48Well, it's only just, like, nearly a book
00:02:49Ah
00:02:50It will be a film, though, sweetheart
00:02:51Yeah
00:02:51Because it's about me, innit?
00:02:52Yeah
00:02:53You know, it's about London's premiere, fashion PR
00:02:55Yeah
00:02:56Oh, fabulous
00:02:58And who will play me, Eddie?
00:02:59Not Jane Fonda
00:03:01Darling
00:03:03I've had stem cells in the blood of a two-year-old child injected into my skin
00:03:06And my face still looks like this
00:03:08You need to be using fetus blood, Eddie
00:03:09A little spritz of afterbirth, darling
00:03:11Oh, yeah
00:03:12Keep up, sweetie
00:03:13Keep up
00:03:16Oh
00:03:18I want to go in there, but I have to go past that big mirror
00:03:21I think I am now officially fatter sideways than I am front on, darling
00:03:25Darling, you don't need those
00:03:26I am your mirror
00:03:28How do we look?
00:03:31Fabulous
00:03:31Thank you
00:03:36Need to move that, Eddie
00:03:37Yeah, I'll call Kelly Hoppin
00:03:40Fabulous
00:03:42Morning
00:03:44Afternoon
00:03:45Oh
00:03:46Why do these stairs get so long?
00:03:48Since you dug into Middle Earth
00:03:49Oh, yes, good though, isn't it? Look at that
00:03:51Bella Marshall rang
00:03:52Oh, both of them
00:03:54Yes, they want to come and talk about the house
00:03:56Why do they want to come and talk about the house?
00:03:58I don't know
00:04:00Go outside
00:04:01Eddie, I'm vaping
00:04:02Oh, darling, you lit it, you lit it, that's a cigarette
00:04:04And she's a child
00:04:05Then why can't she go outside into the air?
00:04:08Your mother's here
00:04:09Oh, Christ
00:04:11Anyway, how long is this one going to be here for?
00:04:13When's she going back?
00:04:14I don't know, darling
00:04:15All I know is something else I'm paying for
00:04:16I'm not going back to Africa
00:04:18If Dad wants to see me, he can come here
00:04:20Well, why is he paying for her?
00:04:22Mum, we're divorced
00:04:23Yeah, well, he can't just sit there in Ebola or whatever it is he is, darling
00:04:27And not pay for her
00:04:28Gabon?
00:04:30What?
00:04:31Gabon?
00:04:34Gabon?
00:04:35Why is she saying Gabon?
00:04:36Why are you saying Gabon, darling?
00:04:37Is he still in Gabon?
00:04:39Is she still in Gabon?
00:04:41Is she still in Gabon?
00:04:41No
00:04:41No, no
00:04:43Dad's paying for me
00:04:44What?
00:04:45He gave me a credit card
00:04:46Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:04:48Talking about credit cards
00:04:49Bubble
00:04:51All of my cards are broken
00:04:53Fix them, please
00:04:54Eddie, I'm thirsty
00:04:56Morning, Mrs. M
00:04:58Morning, Patsy, dear
00:05:00Yeah, I'll open up a bolly
00:05:01Don't know, where is the champagne?
00:05:05I don't know
00:05:08Don't know, where's the bolly? Where's the champagne?
00:05:10If you want things, you have to pay for them
00:05:12Since when?
00:05:13Sounds as though you're going to have to tighten your belt, dear
00:05:16Oh
00:05:18If you manage that, it'll be a first
00:05:20Don't let her eat anything, darling, while she's here
00:05:22Alright?
00:05:23No eating
00:05:23Eddie, what are we going to do about the champagne?
00:05:27That'll be Bowen Marshall
00:05:30Hi, hi, hi
00:05:31Hello there
00:05:33No need to rush, honey
00:05:34Now be careful
00:05:35All of this is new
00:05:36Hello, everybody
00:05:37Hello
00:05:38Hi
00:05:38Now let's get up here, one, two, three
00:05:40Oh
00:05:40Okay
00:05:41Now, tell her why we're here
00:05:44I can't go on with the house payments
00:05:46Oh
00:05:47You've paid for all this?
00:05:49Yes
00:05:49Well darling, that's how divorce works
00:05:51Learn
00:05:52Yeah
00:05:52He needs surgery
00:05:54Oh
00:05:54That's right, we can tell them
00:05:56Marshall's a transgender
00:05:57He'd like to live life as a woman
00:05:59Oh, that's typical, isn't it?
00:06:00Jumping on the bandwagon
00:06:01Finally she gets to cut your balls off
00:06:04Oh, well, I'll tell you something
00:06:05I don't need your measly payments
00:06:07I've got a book deal
00:06:10Go on, Pats
00:06:11Well, at least you're small
00:06:12You'll be able to get shoes
00:06:15So, when does it come off?
00:06:17Oh, no, we haven't gone through coming off therapy yet
00:06:21Darling, I want you to come with me today
00:06:22Because I'm putting the final touches to the hooky-mooky retrospective launch party
00:06:26Can no losing at that?
00:06:27No
00:06:28Oh, no, no, no, no, that's all got to go back
00:06:31That's all got to go back
00:06:32Eddie, how long have we got this for?
00:06:34Oh, well, they've actually lent it for Emma Bunton
00:06:36They don't mind, they're fine
00:06:37No, they want us back
00:06:39Exercise, exercise, exercise, exercise
00:06:40Done
00:06:42And coming up today on Woman's Hour was Shakespeare's wife, who's depressed
00:06:46But first, here in the studio, we have PR Supremo Claudia Bing
00:06:50A woman with her finger on the pulse
00:06:52Oh, turn that shit off
00:06:54I mean, there was a time the zeitgeist blew through me
00:06:57No, it's just
00:06:58A tiny fart
00:07:03Eddie, look
00:07:04Quite close by
00:07:05Ooh
00:07:07No, I'm alright
00:07:09I'd have, I'd have, I'd have, I'd have
00:07:12Let it be
00:07:14Eddie, can we stop off at the Wallsley?
00:07:16No darling, my cards are broken
00:07:19Silton Firehouse?
00:07:20My cards are broken.
00:07:23Well, haven't you got any of that...
00:07:27What?
00:07:28Hand money?
00:07:29No!
00:07:35What's that?
00:07:37Chanel No. 5?
00:07:38No, no, no.
00:07:42Marshall, show them your breasts.
00:07:44No!
00:07:44Oh, come on!
00:07:45Leave egg full!
00:07:46Women, you can't live with them, you can't live...
00:07:48Oh, is this little Lola?
00:07:51Oh, Africa.
00:07:53We are sisters.
00:07:54My people are your people.
00:07:56Which people?
00:07:57Black people.
00:07:58I'm a black person.
00:08:00Deep down, we are all black.
00:08:03Oh.
00:08:13So, can I have an advance?
00:08:16No.
00:08:18What is this?
00:08:19I just don't get it.
00:08:20Oh, well, this isn't how it would be written.
00:08:23This is how I dictated it to Bubble.
00:08:26Bubble?
00:08:26What is Bubble?
00:08:28My PA bubble.
00:08:31Oh, I thought it was new software.
00:08:34So, you see, I'm just not really understanding anything you say.
00:08:38I need a coffee.
00:08:41Coffee!
00:08:41I mean, the world of PR.
00:08:45Who really knows what PR is?
00:08:47PR is everything.
00:08:48I am PR.
00:08:50I mean, I took Sting, put him in the rainforest, gave the little pygmies a party.
00:08:53I put Bono behind yellow glasses.
00:08:56I gave celebrities AIDS.
00:08:59The T-shirt.
00:09:00Anyway, look.
00:09:02There's not enough here.
00:09:05I mean, not enough.
00:09:07Look, there's pages and pages of it.
00:09:09I dictated it to Bubble.
00:09:11It mostly just says blah, blah, blah.
00:09:18Who do you represent in PR?
00:09:21Well, it's not just the who's.
00:09:23It's the what's.
00:09:24It's the likes of...
00:09:25Not the likes of the actuals.
00:09:29The singer Lulu.
00:09:31And who else?
00:09:34Spice Emma, the baby Bunton.
00:09:36And?
00:09:39Queen Noor.
00:09:41Well, I have a huge boutique vodka.
00:09:43I have pop specs.
00:09:45Joel.
00:09:46Graham.
00:09:47Graham.
00:09:48Graham.
00:09:48No, I know.
00:09:49I know you.
00:09:49I know him.
00:09:50He loves me.
00:09:51Well, I don't love you.
00:09:52Well, you're gay.
00:09:52Come on.
00:09:53Look, I don't love you.
00:09:54Leave me alone.
00:09:55I don't know.
00:09:56What's the matter with him?
00:09:58I mean, all my friends are gay.
00:10:00Nigella, yes.
00:10:01I know Nigella.
00:10:02What about a chapter in that?
00:10:03You know, me and Nigella eaten late at night in a fridge.
00:10:08No.
00:10:09Can I have an advance?
00:10:11No.
00:10:12Why?
00:10:12Because it's shit.
00:10:15Eddie, let's go.
00:10:17I'll be late.
00:10:22You only read them, you know.
00:10:23You don't write them.
00:10:25You just work in the shop.
00:10:28You think your life's interesting?
00:10:29It isn't.
00:10:31It may be worth living.
00:10:33It's not worth reading.
00:10:35It's happened.
00:10:37Move on.
00:10:41I see bloody books.
00:10:43Bloody books.
00:10:44Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:10:45Bloody books.
00:10:46Oh.
00:10:47I have to check the hooky-mooky mannequins before tonight.
00:10:51Coming with me, Ed?
00:10:52No, no, no.
00:10:53I can't come with you.
00:10:54I've got the PR person's lunch of the munch lunch.
00:10:57Lunch?
00:10:58What?
00:10:58The PR person's munch of the munch-munch?
00:11:00Not munch.
00:11:01Lunch.
00:11:01Oh, kill already.
00:11:03What are we going to?
00:11:04Have you run Lulu yet?
00:11:05Oh, shut up about Lulu.
00:11:07Don't trust me.
00:11:09No, I haven't got any money.
00:11:11Get someone to pay the other end.
00:11:13Where's my car?
00:11:14It's gone back to Baby Bumpton.
00:11:16Because I need wheels.
00:11:18Oh, but you are only given feet.
00:11:21Shut up.
00:11:22Shut up.
00:11:31Yeah.
00:11:32Love, love, hate.
00:11:35Put the fishtail next to the red blob.
00:11:37And change that mannequin.
00:11:38It's too fat.
00:11:39Why are we doing this by the river?
00:11:40Seriously, it stinks of fish.
00:11:42Is that you?
00:11:43Good grief.
00:11:44What's the food?
00:11:44Oh, raw.
00:11:45Patsy.
00:11:46Freshly dead octopus with a pulse.
00:11:47Yeah.
00:11:48Cocktails?
00:11:48The mixologist is Madeira Slice.
00:11:50Yeah.
00:11:50He's doing his flaming gasoline herbal labia cocktails.
00:11:53No olives.
00:11:54No olives.
00:11:55Oh, Metro wants a paragraph, Patsy.
00:11:56Yeah.
00:11:57Oh, Patsy Stone, fashion editor at the A.
00:11:59Fashion designer Hooky Mooky makes Valentino look like Topshop.
00:12:03Disorientating beauty juxtaposed between life and death and shoes.
00:12:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:08All that shit.
00:12:09But more importantly, our magazine is sponsoring it.
00:12:12Right, I want Hooky Mooky smaller, our logo bigger.
00:12:14Yep, Magda.
00:12:15Oi, Pats.
00:12:16Go.
00:12:16I've just been with Valentino.
00:12:18What's left of him?
00:12:18Not much.
00:12:19He's a small lizard handbag with a hoverboard of hair.
00:12:23Shut up.
00:12:24Oh.
00:12:26Guest list.
00:12:27Now.
00:12:27Right.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:28Well, we have got all the Jenners and Tiger.
00:12:32Suki, Cara, David.
00:12:34Can, can you?
00:12:36We've got Can, Dolce, but not Gabanna.
00:12:38Okay.
00:12:39Sam, can.
00:12:40Don't know who.
00:12:40I, why, why, why.
00:12:42Why, why.
00:12:43Am I going deaf?
00:12:45Or have you not spoken the words Kate Moss yet?
00:12:47Right, I'm still sorry, but apart from the fact that my head's full of fish fumes,
00:12:49it's just bloody impossible because she's left a PR.
00:12:53I shouldn't have said that.
00:12:54That's a secret.
00:12:54Shut up.
00:12:55Delete.
00:12:55Delete.
00:12:56Delete.
00:12:56I don't care.
00:12:57Just get her here.
00:12:58Right.
00:12:58Offer her ayahuasca and shamans and enough vodka to kill cattle.
00:13:02Okay.
00:13:02I'm Officer Chanel.
00:13:03Lagerfeld waits for no man.
00:13:05Get me an Uber.
00:13:06What, minicab?
00:13:08Helicopter?
00:13:08Of course.
00:13:09I don't do traffic.
00:13:11Bag.
00:13:13Chanel, Chanel, I can't bloody work with that shit.
00:13:19I welcome everybody to this month's PR person of the month lunch.
00:13:24Eat?
00:13:25It's all free.
00:13:26No, nothing is free anymore.
00:13:29Even freedom isn't free anymore.
00:13:31Used to be.
00:13:32Now everybody wants your pin number.
00:13:34Sure they do, old girl.
00:13:36Sure they do.
00:13:37Say nothing.
00:13:38Adina.
00:13:40Claudia.
00:13:40I hear you've been from meeting with my friend Joel at Random Penguin.
00:13:45Yeah, it went really well.
00:13:46He said how it went.
00:13:48Ladies and gentlemen, Claudia Bean.
00:13:50So, thank you guys.
00:13:52So proud to be, yet again, the PR person's PR person of the month.
00:13:58Now, we will continue to run campaigns with the Surgeoning?
00:14:05Synergy.
00:14:06Synergy.
00:14:06Synergy.
00:14:07Shooting up and...
00:14:10Out.
00:14:10Shooting out on Twitter and joining up all those conversations.
00:14:15We have begun...
00:14:16Did we do that?
00:14:17No.
00:14:18Who knew that a blog post could do more than a banner or cookie engagement?
00:14:22Do you feed my Twitter?
00:14:24No.
00:14:25I forgot.
00:14:26And it died.
00:14:27Mash up social data and evaluate successfulness.
00:14:31I don't have to list our clients.
00:14:32I am sure you're aware.
00:14:35These days, you can't get by with a couple of old pop stars and a vodka.
00:14:41Boutique vodka.
00:14:42It's a huge boutique vodka.
00:14:47Ellie, top secret, darling.
00:14:49You don't know this.
00:14:50And I don't know this, but, darling.
00:14:53Kate Moss is changing her PR.
00:14:55Oh!
00:14:57Darling.
00:14:58Oh, darling.
00:14:59Oh, shut up.
00:15:00Stop, stop.
00:15:01It's, darling.
00:15:02Stop it, stop it.
00:15:03It's going to be at the hooky mooky.
00:15:04Shut up.
00:15:05Shut up.
00:15:05Shut up.
00:15:06No one else will vote in.
00:15:07And don't let the bitch ring, though.
00:15:09Oh, no, no.
00:15:09Oh, no, no.
00:15:10Oh, no, no.
00:15:11Damn.
00:15:12Oh, come on.
00:15:19Lola?
00:15:20Lola?
00:15:21What?
00:15:22Have you seen Gran?
00:15:28Hi.
00:15:29Hi.
00:15:30Hi.
00:15:34Oh.
00:15:35Um, are you okay?
00:15:36You seem a bit flustered.
00:15:37Yeah.
00:15:38No, I just need to see Gran off to the airport.
00:15:42My mother's looking after Lola tonight.
00:15:44Should I meet your mother?
00:15:45No.
00:15:46Okay.
00:15:47Sorry.
00:15:48That's fine.
00:15:49Can I kiss you properly now?
00:15:50I've been thinking about it all day.
00:15:53Oh, sorry.
00:15:58Oh, my God.
00:15:59I can't believe that face came from the womb of the little dumpster.
00:16:03Excuse me?
00:16:03Tonight, Lola, you are my perfect accessory.
00:16:06Oh, she won't need much, darling.
00:16:08If raw material was the finished article, there'd be no point of me.
00:16:11I'm going to straighten and shimmer.
00:16:14Ow!
00:16:15Take the pain, bitch.
00:16:16Ow!
00:16:16Your hair will straighten.
00:16:17Ow!
00:16:18Yeah, Beyonce cried too, but she surrendered.
00:16:20Ow!
00:16:24Don't stop.
00:16:26There's something in the suitcase.
00:16:29Ow!
00:16:36Where am I?
00:16:37Oh, Gran!
00:16:40What is she doing?
00:16:41I'm off to Cannes, dear.
00:16:43Gran is going to Cannes for Aunt Violet's birthday party.
00:16:46Why don't I know about this?
00:16:47Oh, she didn't want you to know, dear.
00:16:49It's going to be very sproncy.
00:16:52Oh!
00:16:53No, no!
00:16:54Leave it!
00:16:54It's Pat.
00:16:57Hi, darling.
00:16:58Hi.
00:16:58Got some threads for the midget.
00:17:00Excellent.
00:17:00Yeah, it's even there.
00:17:01Oh, I smell pigs, Eddie.
00:17:02I smell roses.
00:17:03Ooh!
00:17:04Oh, just a thought.
00:17:06Will I need injections, Safie?
00:17:08Yeah, lethal ones.
00:17:10Bonjour!
00:17:11Bonjour!
00:17:11You just met my mother.
00:17:14She seems nice.
00:17:17Look up.
00:17:18Okay, I'm looking up.
00:17:19How's she doing?
00:17:20How's she doing?
00:17:21Patsy's here.
00:17:24Gosh, you know, darling, it's really exciting, isn't it?
00:17:26I mean, tonight is going to change everything.
00:17:28Oh, my God.
00:17:29What's happening?
00:17:30No, Eddie.
00:17:31What?
00:17:33I'm going to...
00:17:34Don't tell him, Eddie.
00:17:35Tell him, Eddie.
00:17:36Tell him.
00:17:38I'm going to get Kate Moss.
00:17:39I'm her new PR.
00:17:44Come on.
00:17:45Go to Patsy.
00:17:47Oh, dear.
00:17:54We all love you.
00:17:56We love you.
00:17:56We love you.
00:17:57We thought we'd go to Goa for an Ayurvedic colonic.
00:18:00It's totes amazing.
00:18:01So beautiful.
00:18:02Yeah, Idina has to come.
00:18:03She has to do.
00:18:04She has to do.
00:18:04She has to do.
00:18:05Or we should, like, go out.
00:18:06There's that new club, Fofo Bobo.
00:18:08Who's DJing?
00:18:09Deadmice.
00:18:10I love it.
00:18:11I love Deadmice.
00:18:13Well, Idina, you have to come.
00:18:15Stella will give you all the clothes you need.
00:18:17I would love to dress you.
00:18:20Oh, Eddie.
00:18:21You're my most favourite person in the whole world.
00:18:24You have to do my PR.
00:18:25Please, you have to.
00:18:28Please.
00:18:29Okay.
00:18:29Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
00:18:38Oh, no, I'm not wearing them.
00:18:41Listen to me, you little piece of bum fluffer.
00:18:43Will you just let her wear what she wants?
00:18:47Can I do Kate's hair?
00:18:48I would love to get a hold of her ends and give him a good tongue.
00:18:50Yes.
00:18:52Oh, she's going to love you, Lola.
00:18:54Why?
00:18:54Because you've got what we all want.
00:18:56Eddie, look.
00:18:58Youth patch.
00:18:59Absorb.
00:18:59Absorb.
00:19:01Now, listen, you're coming as my daughter, all right?
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:03So all you've got to do...
00:19:04I'm not going to be man-babe, right?
00:19:05Oh, you should be so nice.
00:19:10What are you doing?
00:19:12I'm going.
00:19:14I want to go.
00:19:15Kate Moss is going to be there and Eddie's going to...
00:19:17What?
00:19:21Are you sexing that little rodent downstairs, darling?
00:19:24Do you know what?
00:19:25Fine.
00:19:26Fuck it.
00:19:26Fuck it.
00:19:27Sorry.
00:19:27Fuck.
00:19:28Fuck.
00:19:28Fuck.
00:19:28Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck it.
00:19:32I am going out.
00:19:33Do what you want.
00:19:35You can do what you want.
00:19:36Just don't do it to get at me.
00:19:38I ruined my life by trying not to make my mother happy.
00:19:41Don't do the same.
00:19:53You're wearing Stella McCartney tonight, Eds?
00:19:55Oh, no, no, no, darling.
00:19:57No, no.
00:19:58She still won't let me in her shop.
00:20:03I'm here on the red carpet of the hukimuki retrospective with London's fashion glitterati.
00:20:09You're not here, and who the hell are you?
00:20:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:40So you're singing tonight, Liz?
00:20:41Are you?
00:20:42You're really tall.
00:20:43Well spotted.
00:20:44It was just because I was speaking to Lulu, and she's, well, frankly, quite small.
00:20:48Grace.
00:20:49Right, last ones, please.
00:20:50Good grief.
00:20:51Oh, Christ, love, we can see your bumhole this way.
00:20:54Do you think Kate's already here, darling?
00:20:55Hiya, hiya, hiya.
00:20:57Where's Kate?
00:20:58Where's Kate?
00:20:58Darling, just be cool, lady.
00:20:59Yeah, I am cool, darling.
00:21:00I am cool.
00:21:02Oh, shit, Lulu.
00:21:03Forgot to ring her.
00:21:04Yeah, yeah.
00:21:05Bloody Lulu.
00:21:06Oh, why?
00:21:07You're not wearing my clothes, are you?
00:21:09No, darling, no, this is so...
00:21:10T.K. Max, T.K. Max.
00:21:13I can't stand that woman.
00:21:14Let it go.
00:21:15This thing.
00:21:17Stella, darling.
00:21:18Hi, sweetheart, is your father with you?
00:21:20Is little Paulie with you?
00:21:21No.
00:21:22Oh, that's a shame.
00:21:23I was hoping to have a little catch-up with him.
00:21:24Haven't seen him since 1969, sweetheart.
00:21:27Know what I mean?
00:21:28Oh, God, and the world blamed Yoko.
00:21:31My shoes I just adore are so comfortable.
00:21:34They're also made by Chanel.
00:21:36And they're made of really soft leather.
00:21:43And you, Douglas.
00:21:45Hookie, hookie.
00:21:46Just a word, please.
00:21:47Hookie, hookie.
00:21:48Hookie, hookie.
00:21:50Sorry, hookie won't speak.
00:21:52Why do you think there's been such a hookie-mookie revival?
00:21:55It's about blobs.
00:21:57Great big blobs of colour.
00:21:59Okay, but why now?
00:22:01It's simply that we're ready to suit again.
00:22:04Okay, thank you very much.
00:22:05So what are you being an incredible woman?
00:22:07You know, Richard, you just really can't go wrong with Chanel.
00:22:10I've been a big fan of Carl's for so many years, and I love what he does.
00:22:15And glasses off.
00:22:16And glasses on again, darling.
00:22:18Ladies and gentlemen, my room!
00:22:24Excuse me.
00:22:27Just looking for my mate, Kate.
00:22:28Cheers!
00:22:36Have you seen Kate?
00:22:37Have you seen Kate also?
00:22:38No.
00:22:38Just looking for Kate.
00:22:41You're joking.
00:22:43What the?
00:22:47Lulu, my darling, I thought you were singing tonight.
00:22:49That's what I was told.
00:22:50Do you know what?
00:22:51She's done this to me before as well.
00:22:53Oi, you.
00:22:55You told Lulu this was her gig.
00:22:58See what, darling, it is, it is, because afterwards they've said that you can sing, shout, a cappella.
00:23:06I will bloody murder her.
00:23:08Has anyone seen Kate?
00:23:10That's supposed to meet her.
00:23:11Right, get me half a bass in a straight glass, right, and something to eat.
00:23:14But I don't want nothing with tentacles and none of that dim sum bullets.
00:23:17Get me a sandwich.
00:23:24Kelly Hoffman?
00:23:25What's he taking all this colour?
00:23:27To be honest, it's doing my head in.
00:23:29Head in, darling.
00:23:30Little Kate is on the balcony.
00:23:31She's out there, darling.
00:23:32Oh, great, great.
00:23:33Oh, Lola, Lola, follow her, follow her.
00:23:42Sweetie, sweetie.
00:23:43It's Brienne of Tar.
00:23:44Come here, Lola, come here.
00:23:46Are you okay?
00:23:49No, I just, I have this nightmare for you.
00:23:51Oh, I got rid of mine.
00:23:53Good for you.
00:23:54Eddie, I'm going to roll away the hand.
00:23:56Hi, Johnny.
00:23:57I don't even know what they do.
00:23:59Who does?
00:24:00Oh, watch out.
00:24:01Hi, Johnny.
00:24:03Patsy, Stone, Patsy.
00:24:05Pam, John, Pam.
00:24:08Don't you remember me, Johnny?
00:24:10No.
00:24:11Johnny, Johnny from the Big Apple,
00:24:12needing a little taste of the English rose, don't you?
00:24:17Oh, God.
00:24:18Yes, I do.
00:24:19I was 15.
00:24:21Yeah, but you were very big 15, sweetheart.
00:24:22Oh, God.
00:24:23I want you to go over there and just, like, talk to her casually, right?
00:24:27And then what?
00:24:28Well, then I'm going to come over and join you,
00:24:30and she'll think I'm cooler than, like, you know,
00:24:31before you know it, I'll be doing her PR, darling.
00:24:33That's the plan?
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Jesus.
00:24:37I can't believe you're still, uh, alive.
00:24:41Can I offer you a little taste of something now?
00:24:43No.
00:24:44Oh, come on, Johnny.
00:24:44Come on, Johnny.
00:24:45No, thank you.
00:24:46No, no.
00:24:47You took my virginity.
00:24:49Please leave me my sanity.
00:24:52Good luck.
00:24:52Oh, Johnny.
00:24:53Johnny.
00:24:53My kid, sweetie.
00:24:55Johnny.
00:24:55Johnny.
00:24:56Okay, go, go, go, go.
00:24:58Just talk to her.
00:24:59Pick me up.
00:25:08Yes, yes, yes.
00:25:10Smoke, smoke, smoke.
00:25:22Kate.
00:25:23Nobody up here.
00:25:24Let's do them on the suit.
00:25:25Oh, no.
00:25:28Oh, no.
00:25:32Kate.
00:25:36Why did you do that?
00:25:37She fell.
00:25:39You pushed her.
00:25:40No, she fell.
00:25:41I saw you.
00:25:43Kate, Mark, have been promised.
00:25:44Oh, no.
00:25:47Kate.
00:25:48Kate.
00:25:49Kate.
00:25:49Kate.
00:25:50Kate.
00:25:50Hold on.
00:25:51Hold on.
00:25:51I'll go in.
00:25:53I'm not going in.
00:25:55I'll tell you I can speak.
00:25:56I'll go in.
00:25:56You don't take it off.
00:25:57Eddie.
00:25:57Jump up.
00:25:58It's only water.
00:25:59Eddie.
00:26:00Let me call the police.
00:26:01Water on me.
00:26:01Why isn't she popping up?
00:26:03Hey.
00:26:04Why did you do this?
00:26:05Why did you do this, Eddie?
00:26:07She needs us.
00:26:08It's my party.
00:26:12I don't even know why.
00:26:14Listen, get them all down, right?
00:26:15I don't want to see anything on camera.
00:26:16The only thing.
00:26:17No.
00:26:18Okay.
00:26:19Good luck.
00:26:19Fucking hate parties.
00:26:21Fucking hate handbags.
00:26:22Nice leg.
00:26:23Mr. Brown.
00:26:24You leg.
00:26:26Good luck.
00:26:26Back to Sophie, leg.
00:26:27Fuck off.
00:26:29Get them up.
00:26:30That woman has always been a liability.
00:26:32Always out of control.
00:26:34Kate was trying to get away from her.
00:26:35I was shocked.
00:26:37I saw her.
00:26:37She was pushed.
00:26:39Did I miss something?
00:26:42This is the scene here where just a few hours ago, the celebrated international model, Kate Moss, fell or was
00:26:49pushed from a balcony over here down into the Thames.
00:26:52Since then, the emergency services say they have been struggling to cope with the aftermath.
00:27:02It's my little toe.
00:27:04She fell off her shoe.
00:27:06Roy, wait for Kate.
00:27:08Get back.
00:27:09One more dog.
00:27:10Baby, please.
00:27:11I'm okay.
00:27:12I didn't fall in the river.
00:27:13I'm okay.
00:27:14I'm okay.
00:27:48Shut up.
00:27:49You shut up.
00:27:52How bad can this be?
00:27:53I mean, you know.
00:27:54You have probably killed Kate Moss.
00:27:59Shit.
00:28:01Sport your night out.
00:28:03That doesn't matter.
00:28:05I shouldn't have let you go.
00:28:06I don't know what I was thinking.
00:28:09She'll be all right, won't she?
00:28:11Kate, Kate, you know, she's waterproof.
00:28:13That's what we always say about Kate.
00:28:14She's waterproof.
00:28:16I don't want to see your superior.
00:28:17Oh, maybe me.
00:28:18Nick.
00:28:19This is Detective Inspector Nick.
00:28:20We know each other, thank you.
00:28:21God.
00:28:23Damn it.
00:28:24Yeah.
00:28:24People, hello, hello.
00:28:26Have they found Kate?
00:28:28No.
00:28:28No.
00:28:28Currents are very strong.
00:28:29Only an outside chance.
00:28:30Yes, thank you.
00:28:31She will either have drowned or just be very, very wet.
00:28:36In the meantime, you're here for your own safety.
00:28:38There's a very well-coordinated lynch mob outside.
00:28:42What happens now?
00:28:44Well, I don't think this has to change anything between us.
00:28:46Oh, about this.
00:28:48I have witnesses to say that your mother pushed her.
00:28:53No.
00:28:54I didn't want her to die.
00:28:55No, she needed her.
00:28:57Loved her.
00:28:58We don't know that she's dead yet.
00:28:59Even that it isn't murder.
00:29:01Murder?
00:29:03Manslaughter charges might be brought.
00:29:14Oh, God.
00:29:26Police continue to search the Thames after fashion icon Kate Moss fell from a balcony at a cooking museum.
00:29:35There's a real sense here now of devastation.
00:29:39Local people, friends, eyewitnesses are in disbelief.
00:29:42They're reluctant to leave the banks of the Thames while any faint hope remains of Kate Moss being found alive.
00:29:49We're expecting the police to hold a news conference to give us the latest information they have about this incident.
00:29:56Now, back to the studio.
00:29:57And some breaking news for you.
00:29:59The PR guru, Idina Monsoon, the woman at the heart of a police investigation, has returned to her West London
00:30:05home.
00:30:06Don't drive off until I'm in the house.
00:30:10Oi! Oi!
00:30:13I'm a dina!
00:30:14I'm a dina!
00:30:15Stop hurting me!
00:30:17I'm not an animal!
00:30:21She was like someone that I really looked up to.
00:30:25She wouldn't give a fuck what we think.
00:30:27No!
00:30:28Devastated.
00:30:28I'm so confused.
00:30:29Is there really nothing else happening in the world?
00:30:32Fashion is dead.
00:30:36Oh.
00:30:37Oh.
00:30:39OMG.
00:30:39What's happening?
00:30:40You're trending on Twitter.
00:30:42Am I?
00:30:42You're a hashtag.
00:30:44Oh.
00:30:45Oh.
00:30:46Oh no.
00:30:48Oh no, this is horrible.
00:30:50What?
00:30:51Disgusting.
00:30:52Oh.
00:30:53Oh, they hate you.
00:30:54Who?
00:30:54Who?
00:30:55Oh, here she is.
00:30:57Here she is.
00:30:59The fat woman.
00:31:01Nah, just do the toes.
00:31:04What?
00:31:04The fat little toes?
00:31:06The fat little celebrity toes?
00:31:09Yeah, yeah.
00:31:10Right.
00:31:11Fat woman killed this thin woman.
00:31:15You don't know anything.
00:31:16It was an accident.
00:31:17Nothing about you is an accident.
00:31:20May I suggest?
00:31:24Fat pink?
00:31:26What are you doing?
00:31:28Oh, here we go.
00:31:29I'm just doing my therapy, sweetheart.
00:31:32When are you going to just, for one moment,
00:31:35take in the enormity of what has happened?
00:31:38When are you just going to stop rolling through life,
00:31:41wanting more and more?
00:31:43I mean, look at this house.
00:31:44Nobody needs a house this big.
00:31:46I do.
00:31:47You see?
00:31:49Even your horse is fat.
00:31:51Well, I'm on a diet.
00:31:52You're always on a diet, Mum,
00:31:53but you're always fat.
00:31:55Mm-hmm.
00:31:55Because you never stop eating.
00:31:57Mm-hmm.
00:31:58Now, will you please just stop for one second
00:32:02and look at what you've done?
00:32:04Yes.
00:32:09Oh, I love that girl.
00:32:16You're death threats, my lady.
00:32:31Now everybody bloody hates you.
00:32:33Stupid, bloody drunk, you lucky bitch.
00:32:37You filthy scunner.
00:32:40You make me sick.
00:32:47I'm innocent, yes.
00:32:49It's Patsy Stone.
00:32:50But I am innocent.
00:32:51I'm innocent.
00:32:52Excuse me, guys.
00:32:53I'm the victim here.
00:32:54I'm Patsy Stone, but I am innocent.
00:32:56That's it, Patsy, lovely.
00:32:57Thank you, darling.
00:32:59Yep.
00:33:01Yep, thanks.
00:33:02Thursday.
00:33:04Thursday.
00:33:18Can you just shut up, please, darling,
00:33:19because I'm trying to do my mindlessness.
00:33:23I'm being trollied on Twitter.
00:33:25Oh.
00:33:26Everybody hates me.
00:33:29When I was coming in earlier,
00:33:31a woman screamed at me, darling.
00:33:33What did she say?
00:33:34She told me I was a pariah.
00:33:36Do you know what a pariah is?
00:33:40It's a fish.
00:33:44That's right.
00:33:46Flash, flash, flash, flash.
00:33:48Patsy, patsy, flash, flash, flash.
00:33:50Oh, Eddie.
00:33:53You killed Kate Moss.
00:33:55I lost my job because of you.
00:33:57And now I am nothing as well.
00:34:10It's from Stella McCartney.
00:34:17It's from Stella McCartney.
00:34:29How many alms have I given you?
00:34:31How much money have I given you?
00:34:33Where is my enlightenment?
00:34:35Where is my neofana,
00:34:37you stupid, blue, buggering bullet?
00:34:47Oom.
00:34:51Oom.
00:34:54Oom.
00:34:55Oom.
00:34:58Oom.
00:35:02Oom.
00:35:17Sorry you lost your job, darling.
00:35:20You're not nothing.
00:35:22Cheers, thanks a lot.
00:35:28It's the first thing I've ever had from Stella.
00:35:31Already?
00:35:31Sorry. So they're a little scrapped round or people forget that.
00:35:34They've forgotten a lot worse.
00:35:36I mean, look at lovely Hugh.
00:35:39He unzipped his chinos for a prozzy blowjob and we forgave him.
00:35:43In fact, I think we loved him a little bit more after that.
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:48I mean, she's probably popped up somewhere, isn't she?
00:35:50Just confused and shivering.
00:35:52Poor little tiny wet Katie, flapping her bow in the mud.
00:35:57Washed up in the Isle of Dogs.
00:35:59Yeah.
00:36:01I mean, Eddie, things float.
00:36:05Yeah.
00:36:06Yeah, things drift and they float.
00:36:10I mean, why aren't those idiots floating something down the river?
00:36:14Eddie, if you want something done, you've got to do it yourself.
00:36:18Yeah.
00:36:25Right, it's the right place and the right time.
00:36:28What far?
00:36:29Shut up.
00:36:33Right.
00:36:35You ready, Pats?
00:36:36Ready, Eddie.
00:36:37Ready for what?
00:36:42Go, drift.
00:36:50Bubble.
00:36:52Bubble.
00:36:53Where is she at?
00:36:54Darling, I don't know.
00:36:55Bubble.
00:36:55She's swimming too fast.
00:36:57There she is.
00:36:58Go forward.
00:36:58What is she doing?
00:36:59Bubble.
00:37:00Fish out the middle insect.
00:37:02Bubble.
00:37:07Bubble.
00:37:08Bubble.
00:37:08Darling, she fell off.
00:37:11Bubble.
00:37:11Eddie.
00:37:12It's okay.
00:37:13No one saw her.
00:37:14No one saw her.
00:37:14Eddie, I'm getting the flying star.
00:37:15Just go, then.
00:37:16Just go.
00:37:17Go, go, go.
00:37:20Go, go.
00:37:20Go, darling.
00:37:21Go, go, go.
00:37:23Go, go, go.
00:37:24Go, go, go, go.
00:37:29Go, go, go, go.
00:37:30Now I've killed two people.
00:37:33Come on.
00:37:35We've got to get away.
00:37:36We've got to go now.
00:37:37Where?
00:37:37Where?
00:37:38I mean, I can't leave the country again.
00:37:39I'm a locked woman.
00:37:40We could go north.
00:37:42North?
00:37:43What, south?
00:37:44You know what we need.
00:37:46Yeah, we need money.
00:37:47Yes.
00:37:51Listen.
00:37:54Listen, when this is actually over,
00:37:56and it will actually be over one day, darling.
00:37:59Yeah.
00:37:59Will you free?
00:38:00Yeah.
00:38:00Just remind me.
00:38:03Should go back for the boots that I just saw in Westwood window.
00:38:11Eddie?
00:38:11Yeah?
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:13I don't think it's a onesie.
00:38:14Oh, right.
00:38:17Eddie, I've got some pills.
00:38:19Yeah, pills, pills, pills, pills.
00:38:21I've got some blue ones, little pink ones.
00:38:22All the pinkies.
00:38:23That one, that's the blue one.
00:38:25What's that?
00:38:26The button.
00:38:27It's a button.
00:38:27It's a button.
00:38:31I mean, maybe I should just resign myself to my fate, darling.
00:38:35I mean, I can't redecorate my way out of this one, can I?
00:38:39You bitch!
00:38:41Nobody know we've got to escape.
00:38:43We've got to get out of the country.
00:38:44Darling, I haven't got any money.
00:38:46Why didn't you marry some of those rich men you slept with?
00:38:48That wasn't the point.
00:38:50There must be someone.
00:38:51There must be someone, darling.
00:38:52Someone.
00:38:53Think.
00:38:54We've got to make a serious plan.
00:38:56Think.
00:39:00We could try a bomb.
00:39:02I've got a bomb.
00:39:09Yeah, because everyone used to die young in old cavemen historical times.
00:39:13They didn't even reach the age of 30.
00:39:14And that's why now everyone's young and they just want to go so fast.
00:39:17But when you're our age, you're completely lost because you should all be dead.
00:39:22Don't we, darling?
00:39:25It's very good to die young.
00:39:27Yeah, you've got to go young.
00:39:29Yeah.
00:39:31Good.
00:39:32Oh!
00:39:34Oh, sorry.
00:39:41Ada, there was Charlie.
00:39:43Charlie, darling?
00:39:43Yeah, Charlie Douglas.
00:39:44He had an enormous yacht.
00:39:50He never married.
00:39:51He said I was the only girl.
00:39:53Well, he would ever marry.
00:39:54He said he would wait for me.
00:39:55Oh, we had some good times, Eddie.
00:39:57We had good times.
00:39:58And he was rich.
00:39:59Charlie.
00:39:59He was very rich.
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:04Eddie?
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Safi's little birth blob has money.
00:40:10Darling.
00:40:11We need Lola.
00:40:13We need to take Lola.
00:40:15Oh, I need Lola.
00:40:16I can hear everything you're saying, you know.
00:40:20Everything.
00:40:21Are you looking for my money so you can go find Charlie?
00:40:24No.
00:40:24No, no, no, darling.
00:40:25No, no, no.
00:40:26Yes.
00:40:27Give us your credit cards and you won't get hurt.
00:40:29Why should I?
00:40:31Because, all right, darling.
00:40:32No, no.
00:40:33You listen to me, all right?
00:40:34I've messed up.
00:40:35I know that.
00:40:36But that's going to happen to anybody who really lives life.
00:40:40Who really lives life, darling.
00:40:43And do you know what?
00:40:43I now know who my friends are.
00:40:45Husbands, they come and go, but my friend has stayed.
00:40:48Where does she stay?
00:40:50Because it's bloody good fun.
00:40:52Yeah, fun.
00:40:53It's good fun, darling.
00:40:55Do you see?
00:40:56And do you know what?
00:40:56There's so many great times out there waiting for us.
00:41:00I don't want to miss them.
00:41:01We don't want to miss them.
00:41:03Do we, darling?
00:41:04Or would you rather stay here?
00:41:06You know, with mum.
00:41:08Dull old mum.
00:41:10Or come with us, sweetheart.
00:41:12Come with us.
00:41:14For fun.
00:41:17Fine.
00:41:18You're going to need more than the card.
00:41:20You can't just walk out the house in broad daylight.
00:41:22Oh, yeah.
00:41:23Yeah, of course.
00:41:24See, then we're going to need help.
00:41:25More help.
00:41:26Who else would be stupid enough to help you two?
00:41:29Oh.
00:41:34So, what is Patsy's plan?
00:41:36Just do what I do.
00:41:37We've got to sneak into the house looking perfectly normal.
00:41:40It's going to be a nightmare with all the paparazzi.
00:41:42Right.
00:41:43Excuse me.
00:41:44No, no, no.
00:41:44No photographs.
00:41:45No photographs.
00:41:46But no one is taking any photos.
00:41:48It's extraordinary.
00:41:49It's as if they don't know who we are.
00:41:50It's the perfect opportunity.
00:41:51Get in.
00:41:51Get in.
00:41:52No photos.
00:41:53No photos.
00:41:54Come on, dear.
00:41:56Police are urging the crowd to move on now.
00:41:58The flowers and offerings of Hunter Wellingtons and bottles of Sauvignon Blanc are proving a
00:42:03hazard to shipping.
00:42:04Oh, for God's sake.
00:42:05Turn it off.
00:42:06Fuck it.
00:42:07We can't, darling.
00:42:09We're drunk and have eaten too many drugs.
00:42:11As per usual.
00:42:17Where's mom?
00:42:18What's the problem?
00:42:19What's this issue?
00:42:21What has happened to Kate Moss?
00:42:23Where is she?
00:42:23What in the world is going on?
00:42:26I see a woman in the house who is in the center of the interview.
00:42:29I see a woman in the house who is in the center of the interview.
00:42:30I see a woman who is in the center of the interview.
00:42:33Quick, quick, quick, quick.
00:42:34Come on, come on.
00:42:35I'm coming.
00:42:36Get into this taxi where they're going almost nowhere.
00:42:38Come on, get into the car.
00:42:39What's the people?
00:42:39Carry it up, sir.
00:42:40This is lovely shoes.
00:42:41All right, taxi, drive.
00:42:43Okay.
00:42:43Drive.
00:42:47Welcome back.
00:42:48So, Lily, can you tell us how you're feeling about Kate?
00:42:51Well, put it into words.
00:42:53Well, I...
00:42:54Bad.
00:42:55I didn't actually know her very well.
00:42:57But you're devastated.
00:42:59I...
00:42:59Heartbroken.
00:43:00Thank you so much.
00:43:02Your feelings are shared by a nation still in shock.
00:43:09How's your mother holding up?
00:43:12It seems to be taking its toll facially.
00:43:16I'm just going to wake Lola up.
00:43:18Can't believe she's slept this long.
00:43:19Let us sleep.
00:43:20She's a grown-up.
00:43:21She's 13.
00:43:22She's 13.
00:43:33I want you to know something.
00:43:37I'm sorry I went out that night.
00:43:43I, uh...
00:43:45Should have stayed with you.
00:43:48Then perhaps you wouldn't have got caught up in all this mess.
00:43:57I...
00:44:00I love you.
00:44:08Lola's gone.
00:44:09She's gone.
00:44:11She must have gone with them.
00:44:13You have to tell me where they've gone.
00:44:15Tell me!
00:44:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44:17Calm down.
00:44:19Where have they gone?
00:44:20We don't know.
00:44:21We weren't told.
00:44:22A girl has only one confidant and mum's the word.
00:44:25Oh.
00:44:26Her hairdresser.
00:44:27Christopher.
00:44:28Oh.
00:44:28Judas.
00:44:29Well, I knew she spoke to him because she cancelled her next appointment.
00:44:33Look, don't panic.
00:44:34It's only a problem if they've left the country.
00:44:41Welcome to Bougie, where the only tosses are our baggy channelers.
00:44:45How are you?
00:44:46Hi.
00:44:47Welcome to Bougie, where we wing it.
00:44:49Welcome on board, Verda Deli.
00:44:51This is Flight Media 115, Denise.
00:44:54Where's first class?
00:44:55Stay on the back.
00:44:56Oh, no.
00:44:58There's no first class.
00:44:59It's just first ass on any available seat.
00:45:02We are three.
00:45:03There's only two here.
00:45:04There's only two seats.
00:45:04The middle one is in the seat.
00:45:06It's where you put your bag.
00:45:07Yeah.
00:45:07Oh, no, no, no.
00:45:08They're all seats.
00:45:09You put your bags up top.
00:45:12What?
00:45:14No, I don't put the bags up.
00:45:17I'm their designated DNB.
00:45:19Do nothing, bitch.
00:45:21Thanks very much.
00:45:25Ow!
00:45:25All right.
00:45:28Can I get some pre-drinks and nuts from the bit?
00:45:30Oi, waitress.
00:45:31We want our complimentary drinks and nuts.
00:45:33Um, oh, you'll have to prepay for all the snacks and the beverages.
00:45:38Just get your credit cards, slip it through your slot.
00:45:41Um, ma'am, I'm sorry, are you going to have to take your seat?
00:45:43I need a piss.
00:45:44Yeah, well, you'll have to wait.
00:45:47I've started.
00:45:53I hate how you have to be nice to transgendered people now.
00:45:56Just reach around and get that lady's red wine.
00:45:59No.
00:45:59No.
00:46:00Oh.
00:46:05Oi!
00:46:06Drop the fag, hag.
00:46:08What is your problem?
00:46:21Cheers.
00:46:23I got that on British Airways.
00:46:37Oh, we actually did it, Pats.
00:46:40Oh, Eddie, we did it.
00:46:41Yes, we're free, free.
00:46:43We can breathe.
00:46:44Breathe.
00:46:46Darling, we're going to join the jet set.
00:46:48The jet set.
00:46:49So you're going to marry this Charlie then?
00:46:51Yeah, no, Pats is going to marry him, darling, and then he's going to die and we're going
00:46:54to get all the money.
00:46:55How old is he?
00:46:57Oh, he's ancient.
00:46:58He's like a death door.
00:47:01Actually, he's the same age as me.
00:47:05We need some more champagne, darling.
00:47:06No, it's nearly over its limits.
00:47:08Well, what does that mean?
00:47:09Well, yeah, that means we need Charlie's big bucks, darling, if we're ever going to live
00:47:13the dream, sweetheart.
00:47:14Oh, Eddie, the dream.
00:47:15The dream, darling.
00:47:15The dream, darling.
00:47:16The dream.
00:47:17But where do you go to my lovely?
00:47:21When you're alone in your bed, tell me the thoughts that surround you.
00:47:29I want to look inside your head, yes, I do.
00:47:40I just need to buy some champagne.
00:47:42What's that in French?
00:47:43Champignon, champignon.
00:47:45We need to get out of these clothes, Ed.
00:47:47That's why I don't know my nose is here.
00:47:48No, it's just not so horrible.
00:47:50Oh, Eddie.
00:47:52Oh, all right.
00:47:55Good morning, yeah.
00:47:57Eddie.
00:47:58Oh, baby phantom.
00:48:01That's baby phantom.
00:48:03Baby phantom.
00:48:04Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
00:48:16I can't even go anywhere in the world without knowing so much.
00:48:18She didn't see us.
00:48:20Yeah.
00:48:21I think I've just seen Adina Monsoon.
00:48:23Really?
00:48:24Well, unless you've seen a mannequin that fat before.
00:48:30Oh.
00:48:39I've put you into hot yoga after this.
00:48:42You'd do it in an actual oven.
00:48:44Oh.
00:48:44You'd like that, wouldn't you?
00:48:47Just don't think about Adina Monsoon.
00:48:50Oh, thanks.
00:48:54No, it's Emma Bunton.
00:48:56What?
00:48:56Emma Bunton?
00:48:59No.
00:49:01Adina, she's where?
00:49:02Have you called the police?
00:49:04Yes.
00:49:04And now I'm going out there to make sure the police do the job.
00:49:07Her PA has a house near Cannes.
00:49:10Bubble has a house there.
00:49:11Yeah.
00:49:12And you talk to her?
00:49:13Yeah.
00:49:14She's had a terrible time.
00:49:16It's been quite a saga.
00:49:19No, sing.
00:49:22What's that?
00:49:26That's nice.
00:49:27eBay.
00:49:28Oi!
00:49:29Oi!
00:49:30You!
00:49:33Bonjour.
00:49:34Bonjour.
00:49:36Have you been in the water long?
00:49:38Oh, bloody night.
00:49:39Did you jump?
00:49:40Did I, Bocquery?
00:49:42I was pushed.
00:49:45Lola won't answer any of my calls, and I've tried every number for Christopher.
00:49:48He won't answer.
00:49:49I'm going to have to go and look for him.
00:49:50Well, at least she's with your mother.
00:49:52And Patsy.
00:49:54My daughter is with Patsy.
00:49:55I'll come with you.
00:49:56No.
00:49:56Your mother's got to be back in three days for the primary hearing.
00:49:58I don't care about my mother.
00:50:00No, I'm sorry.
00:50:01Let me.
00:50:01No!
00:50:03I'm better on my own.
00:50:16Shoot that poison arrow to my heart.
00:50:20Shoot that poison arrow to my heart.
00:50:22Oh, hello.
00:50:22I know you.
00:50:23Yes, my mother used to bring me here as a child.
00:50:26Shoot that poison arrow to my heart.
00:50:30Shoot that poison arrow.
00:50:33Shoot that poison arrow.
00:50:39Christopher, I know you're here.
00:50:41I just saw you.
00:50:43My daughter's gone missing.
00:50:46I think you might know where she's gone.
00:50:51Just sing something.
00:50:53That would quieten them down.
00:50:56Oh, get off, you little bitch.
00:50:58Oh, get off, you little bitch.
00:50:59Oh, get off, you little bitch.
00:51:01Oh, get off, you little bitch.
00:51:02Shut that poison arrow.
00:51:02At 17, that love was meant for beauty queens.
00:51:08And high school girls with clear-skinned smiles
00:51:12could marry young and then retire.
00:51:18And those of us with ravished faces
00:51:22Lacking in the social graces
00:51:26Desperately remained at home
00:51:29Inventing lovers on the phone
00:51:32Who called to say, come dance with me
00:51:36And numbered fake obscenities
00:51:40It isn't all it seems
00:51:43At 17
00:51:49So who is this Charles, then?
00:51:51Oh, he's just some old scrotum
00:51:52that Patsy knows.
00:51:53More money than marbles.
00:51:55Charles was rather superb, actually.
00:51:57Back in the days in the south of France
00:51:58there was really something.
00:51:59God created woman
00:52:01and Bridget Bardot was just out of nappies.
00:52:03I don't know, she's backing him now.
00:52:05What did Charles do?
00:52:06Films.
00:52:07What kind?
00:52:08Art films.
00:52:12Oh, porn.
00:52:15Well, no, no.
00:52:17For connoisseurs, Ed.
00:52:18Gentlemen.
00:52:18Yeah.
00:52:19Dentalseurs.
00:52:19And if you don't find him?
00:52:21This is my old hunting ground.
00:52:23Plenty of prey out there.
00:52:24And they won't need beater stuff
00:52:25to flush them out once they sniff me up the crosshead.
00:52:30Right, so plan is
00:52:31we're going to start at Violet's party, aren't we?
00:52:33Yeah.
00:52:33Because all the old guys will be there.
00:52:34My mother's not aware of anything
00:52:36and Violet's not going to care.
00:52:37We're in the south of France.
00:52:38Everyone's a criminal.
00:52:40Plenty of cleavage.
00:52:41Yeah, well done, I'm wearing this.
00:52:42It should still be.
00:52:42But not those shoes, Eddie.
00:52:44No, these shoes, darling.
00:52:45No, not the shoes.
00:52:46No, I like these shoes.
00:52:47They make you hobble.
00:52:48Yeah, I'm going to wear these shoes anyway
00:52:49because it's thin ankles.
00:52:52We all play the game
00:52:54and when we dare
00:52:56we cheat ourselves
00:52:57in solitaire
00:53:00inventing lovers
00:53:02on the phone
00:53:03Oh, my God.
00:53:04What that woman has done to you.
00:53:06You have to tell me where she is.
00:53:08Do you know?
00:53:09Can.
00:53:10Can and friends.
00:53:12And hey
00:53:13make your own kind of music.
00:53:22Merci.
00:53:23You seem to be very lucky at this.
00:53:25No, it's not lucky.
00:53:26It's just that I play a bad hand well.
00:53:28Don't we all?
00:53:30Okay, keep behind us.
00:53:31Stay behind us then.
00:53:32Come with us.
00:53:33This is it, Eddie.
00:53:35I'm looking good.
00:53:37I'm here.
00:53:40Don't worry.
00:53:41Look how young we are.
00:53:43Look at the sad shoes.
00:53:45It's all leopard print and leather spots.
00:53:46It's like old age camouflage.
00:53:47I smell formaldehyde.
00:53:49What on earth are you doing here?
00:53:52Mrs. M.
00:53:53Just looking for the party.
00:53:54Well, this is it.
00:53:56Yahoo!
00:53:58Christ, is that violent.
00:53:59What is this?
00:54:00Some kind of late-life lesbo party.
00:54:02Well, where are the men?
00:54:03Well, they're all on the terrace, dear.
00:54:05We have to make do with hugs and a little dancing.
00:54:09It's quite nice, actually.
00:54:12Terrace, terrace, terrace.
00:54:15You stay here.
00:54:16You stay with the old ones.
00:54:17We're off.
00:54:19Oh, look, that's not hobbling, not hobbling.
00:54:28Ah, this is more like it, Eds.
00:54:30Yeah.
00:54:30This is our kind of party, darling.
00:54:32Oh, yeah, we fit in here.
00:54:35Hey, Monty, how's things?
00:54:36No ex-wives allowed here.
00:54:38Do you need some helpful ladies?
00:54:42This place is sort of weird babies, darling.
00:54:44Stretch fetus faces.
00:54:46That's it.
00:54:47That's it.
00:54:49Jesus.
00:54:50Say here, Eddie.
00:54:51My God, I'd know those tits anywhere.
00:54:54That's it.
00:54:57Oh, Charles, darling.
00:55:00What are you doing here, Patricia?
00:55:02Charles, darling, looking for you.
00:55:06Still got the yacht, Charlie?
00:55:08I've got a big one.
00:55:09The trouble is, the girls all want their own cabins these days.
00:55:14Yeah, Charlie, do you remember the old days?
00:55:17You, Fiona, and that crystal wench.
00:55:21No, no, no, Charlie, I meant us.
00:55:23Black Emmanuel meets Hitler.
00:55:26I love that film.
00:55:30Do you remember waking up together in hot, sweet Saint-Tropez, walking across the duck wards down to the fairy
00:55:37glue scene?
00:55:37Oh, I miss those times.
00:55:40So do I, Charlie.
00:55:41But do you know what I really miss?
00:55:44Yes, Charles.
00:55:46But you be careful.
00:55:47I'm sick of those Brazilians, those Hollywoods.
00:55:50They're so bald, so boring.
00:55:52I had a full beard in those days.
00:55:54But I suppose you are what you need.
00:55:59Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, look at me.
00:56:01Remember, you said you would only ever marry me.
00:56:05I might have said that.
00:56:06Well, Charles, I'm ready.
00:56:08My answer is yes.
00:56:11Steady on, Patsy.
00:56:12Steady on.
00:56:14As you see, we're very well catered for here.
00:56:18But, Charlie, you always said I was the one.
00:56:22I think he's tired of you now.
00:56:25Isn't she terrific, Gloria?
00:56:28Charlie, she's a gold digger.
00:56:29I'm a gold mine.
00:56:33Oh, by the way, steer clear of the jacuzzi.
00:56:37It's a smoothie of old sperm.
00:56:41Go.
00:56:49Bastard.
00:56:57No luck.
00:56:59No.
00:57:01You see, dear, we're all too old now.
00:57:04No, shut up.
00:57:04Come on, Eddie.
00:57:06It's my birthday.
00:57:07Come on.
00:57:07Come on.
00:57:08No.
00:57:09There.
00:57:10No.
00:57:14Join yourself.
00:57:15No.
00:57:20No, I'm young.
00:57:21You see, I'm so young.
00:57:22I'm not old.
00:57:23I'm not old.
00:57:24I'm young.
00:57:25I'm so young.
00:57:26But the 60 is the new 40.
00:57:2760 is the new 40.
00:57:29No.
00:57:30No.
00:57:31Not the sad piece.
00:57:32No.
00:57:37No.
00:57:38Oh, ow.
00:57:38Careful now.
00:57:40We're all reprisisional dumping into people.
00:57:42We don't want to trip over the Duchess.
00:57:45What is that?
00:57:46She's the Dowager Baroness, Ljubljana Fysen, the Von Rothschild, and Muck.
00:57:56Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass.
00:58:00That is the richest woman in the world.
00:58:03Yeah.
00:58:04Look, darling, that is the richest woman in the world.
00:58:11No, no, no, no, no.
00:58:13Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:58:14Just come on.
00:58:15Oi, where are you two off to?
00:58:17Laundry, you come too.
00:58:21Reports from a thought closely investigation suggest Idina Monsoon may have fled the country.
00:58:26This is for you.
00:58:27Oh, merci.
00:58:28She goes on.
00:58:29Hello?
00:58:30Hello, Gran.
00:58:31Oh, hello, Safi, dear.
00:58:32Is Mum there?
00:58:33Yes, your mother and Patsy are here.
00:58:36What about Lola?
00:58:37Is she with them, Gran?
00:58:39Well, well, she was, dear.
00:58:41Oh, my goodness, I must go, because Shirley Bassey is arriving any minute now.
00:58:53The minute you walked in the joint, I could see you were a man of distinction, a real
00:59:00piece of advice, good-looking school.
00:59:05Very nice.
00:59:12May we join you?
00:59:14Who are you?
00:59:15I'm Idina.
00:59:17May I introduce my brother, Pat?
00:59:21A little time with me.
00:59:23Stone.
00:59:24Pat Stone.
00:59:28Do you know who I am?
00:59:31Dowager Baroness Ljubljana Thyssen von Rothschild and Mug.
00:59:36So you're not partying with Sonsiers, I mean?
00:59:39No, he likes older women, not those girls.
00:59:45We want a proper shuffle, no fuzzing the cords.
00:59:58The ring was never waiting for us, boy.
01:00:02It ran one step ahead as we followed in the dance
01:00:12Between the parted pages and we're pressed
01:00:16In love's hot fevered iron like a striped...
01:00:22Je vous souhaite les bienvenus, frères et sœurs,
01:00:25dans ce temple où nous sommes réunis,
01:00:27qui se sont donné leur parole
01:00:29et viennent demander à Dieu de bénir leur union.
01:00:37Padstone, vous avez pris Ljubljana pour femme.
01:00:40Lui promettez-vous de l'aimer, de la respecter,
01:00:43de l'encourager, de vivre avec elle dans la vérité,
01:00:48de lui demeurer attaché dans les bons et les mauvais jours,
01:00:51de lui rester fidèle toute votre vie.
01:00:57Vous voulez embrasser la mariée.
01:01:00Non.
01:01:01Oh.
01:01:05Oh, what a rainbow world we live in.
01:01:10Yes.
01:01:19How long did you live for me, darling?
01:01:25Eddie, Eddie, let me have a moment.
01:01:27Come on, sweetie, we call.
01:01:28Me, darling, pay.
01:01:30You feeling all right?
01:01:30Oh, my God.
01:01:32Oh, my God.
01:01:33The park is melting through the dark.
01:01:37All that sweet, green ice.
01:01:40Oh, my God.
01:01:42Oh.
01:01:44Still got it, isn't it?
01:01:45The Riviera, darling.
01:01:46Yeah, babe.
01:01:47It's still got it.
01:01:49Where are we going?
01:01:50The Grand Hotel de Cap-Ferrand.
01:01:53Oh, Eddie.
01:01:54The six finest words in the English language.
01:01:58How many books in?
01:01:59Are I books in?
01:01:59No need.
01:02:00It's mine.
01:02:00I only...
01:02:18I'm so happy.
01:02:20Are you?
01:02:21Tremendously happy.
01:02:23You and I are married.
01:02:26So...
01:02:28So...
01:02:29So...
01:02:30So...
01:02:30Happy.
01:02:32Fremendously.
01:02:34Now it's late, darling.
01:02:36It's been to be gone.
01:02:38Does it?
01:02:39Um, another drink, perhaps, nibbles?
01:02:42I'm tired.
01:02:43Oh, I'm tired, too.
01:02:45Would you mind if I read tired?
01:02:48Stay and drink with your sister.
01:02:50I don't mind enjoying the evening.
01:02:52Rauf!
01:02:54Thanks, thank you.
01:02:56I may be the richest woman in the world, but also sometimes don't know this.
01:03:03Oh, Luby.
01:03:05Interrupt in some little no time.
01:03:08Oh, boy.
01:03:10I'm young, too.
01:03:15Oh, Eddie.
01:03:17Little Luby.
01:03:18It's...
01:03:19She's a darling.
01:03:22Look, wasabi in that wasabi.
01:03:30Thank you, darling.
01:03:31How are you feeling?
01:03:34Tremendously happy.
01:03:35Yeah.
01:03:38What if they found Bubble, darling?
01:03:40Don't think about it.
01:03:41They can't tie it to us.
01:03:43Yeah, yeah.
01:03:44Yeah.
01:03:46Eddie, living well is the best revenge.
01:03:49Yeah.
01:03:51This could be our life, couldn't it?
01:03:53This is our life.
01:03:54We're not going back.
01:03:56I mean, what's to miss?
01:03:57It's just things.
01:04:00Well, darling, you've never had attachments, have you?
01:04:02They're not attachments.
01:04:03They're parasites, ticks, danglers.
01:04:06You can buy new things.
01:04:08Mm-hmm.
01:04:09Yeah.
01:04:14We're not going back.
01:04:16Do you want a vodka on that?
01:04:18Yeah.
01:04:24I can't believe you can afford a place like this.
01:04:27Well, I do or I can't.
01:04:28And I've been overpaying myself for years.
01:04:31It was not but a wormhole when I bought it, though.
01:04:35She's an idiot.
01:04:36And she tried to kill you.
01:04:37Don't forget that.
01:04:38I know.
01:04:38But look.
01:04:39I called the police.
01:04:40They will find her.
01:04:42And she will get it.
01:04:44The police was in search of Edina Munson and her friend Patricia Stone
01:04:48following the death of Katmos from a balcony in London.
01:04:51Have you seen this woman?
01:05:00Oh, hello, Saffy, dear.
01:05:03Gran.
01:05:03Funniest thing, you know, I was wrong.
01:05:05What, Lola's not here?
01:05:06It turns out it wasn't Shirley Bassey.
01:05:09It was a look-alike.
01:05:10Gran, where is Lola?
01:05:11Oh, I've no idea, dear.
01:05:13Come on, Gloria.
01:05:16Have you got the balls?
01:05:18Oui, bien sûr.
01:05:19Oh, Saff!
01:05:20Emma?
01:05:21Lola!
01:05:22Are you all right?
01:05:24Yeah, I'm fine.
01:05:25I found her cleaning my room.
01:05:26They gave her to housekeeping.
01:05:28I'm so glad you're safe.
01:05:30Mm-hmm.
01:05:31I love you.
01:05:34Thanks.
01:05:37What are you doing here?
01:05:39Oh, it's a long story.
01:05:41Lulu called the police because I saw your mother here.
01:05:44Lulu?
01:05:46Nick?
01:05:47What?
01:05:49Oh, yeah, hang on.
01:05:51Can you look after Lola?
01:05:52Of course.
01:05:53I won't be long, I promise.
01:06:01Nick, I found Lola.
01:06:02I found your mother.
01:06:03I don't care about my mother.
01:06:04Yes, you do.
01:06:05Drive!
01:06:08Lola!
01:06:08Lola!
01:06:08Oh, God, please.
01:06:12Ah!
01:06:19You know, I don't normally like the stuff you get in hotel lobbies, but some of this is quite nice,
01:06:22isn't it?
01:06:23It's fabulous.
01:06:26Well, I could get used to this, darling.
01:06:28I am used to it.
01:06:31Where's the wife?
01:06:32She's coming down in the funicular.
01:06:34She'll be ours.
01:06:34Oh.
01:06:36I'll tell you something, Eddie.
01:06:38Little Kate Moss, thank you.
01:06:42Oh.
01:06:43I mean, darling, this could be like the first day of the start of the whole days of the rest
01:06:47of our lives, couldn't it, really?
01:06:49You know.
01:06:49Thanks to Luby.
01:06:50Yeah.
01:06:51Yeah.
01:06:51Thanks to Luby.
01:06:52You're not going attached to Luby, are you, darling?
01:06:55Mm-hmm.
01:06:55I mean, we are just waiting for her to change her will and then die.
01:06:58Oh, Eddie.
01:06:59I mean, has she changed her will yet?
01:07:00Oh, just all in good time, Ed.
01:07:02It's all in good time.
01:07:05Oh, I say.
01:07:06Hello.
01:07:12I'll just go and check that out.
01:07:18Safi, listen.
01:07:19I'm not coming home, so stop phoning me.
01:07:21I've got the rest of my life to live, and I'm going to bloody live it, all right?
01:07:24So, I'm done with all of you, so forget me.
01:07:28Just forget me.
01:07:29I'm walking down the road, looking at the trees, all people going by.
01:07:36They say, how do you look so great today?
01:07:39They say, I don't know.
01:07:41I don't know.
01:07:47Et voilà, monsieur.
01:07:49So, we've been working here long.
01:07:54You look kind of pretty...
01:07:55Oh, it's not.
01:07:57Well, you're pretty gorgeous, too.
01:08:00Yes, the Gendarmerie National and the Police collaboration
01:08:02will be at dinner with Edina Monson
01:08:04after the disappearance of the international top model, Kate Ross.
01:08:07Oh, my God.
01:08:13Eddie.
01:08:14Eddie.
01:08:15The pigs, the fuzz, your face.
01:08:17Eddie, we've got to leave the pigs.
01:08:19The fuzz, your face.
01:08:20The pigs, the pigs.
01:08:22Come on, Eddie.
01:08:23We've got to get out of here.
01:08:25Cover your face.
01:08:26Let's hide.
01:08:27Hide.
01:08:30Come on.
01:08:32Keep it.
01:08:38Excusez-moi.
01:08:39Hello.
01:08:41Excusez-moi, madame.
01:08:42I say.
01:08:43Excusez-moi, madame.
01:08:45Can I help you?
01:08:46Who?
01:09:01Oh, God.
01:09:02Quick, quick, quick, quick.
01:09:03See, darling, you're in.
01:09:11Hello, darling.
01:09:12I am, darling.
01:09:13I am, darling.
01:09:15I am.
01:09:16I am.
01:09:16I am.
01:09:17I am.
01:09:18Eddie, go left, go left.
01:09:23Keep going, Eddie.
01:09:25Keep going.
01:09:28Eddie, go left.
01:09:29Go left, Eddie.
01:09:30At the end, go left.
01:09:35We've got left here.
01:09:42We've been left.
01:09:43We've been left.
01:09:45Where's that pebble there? Where's that pebble?
01:09:47That pebble! That pebble there!
01:09:52Not that pebble! Not that pebble!
01:09:54Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
01:09:59Can you see?
01:10:08That was quite nice, actually.
01:10:10I did!
01:10:11Move it off somebody.
01:10:12Should I keep going?
01:10:13Yeah, we're not giving in!
01:10:14Watch out!
01:10:17Bloody piece of clay!
01:10:20We're not going back!
01:10:25Break, Eddie!
01:10:37I mean, she could be anywhere.
01:10:39No!
01:10:47Bubble! You're alive!
01:10:49Welcome to my humble abode!
01:10:53Lulu! What are you doing here?
01:10:55I want to see you pay.
01:10:56Mum!
01:10:58You're sad!
01:10:58Oh, shit.
01:10:59Get out!
01:11:01No, no!
01:11:02Don't be ridiculous! Nick has come to take you back before the hearing.
01:11:05Eddie!
01:11:06No, we're not going back, darling!
01:11:08Mum!
01:11:09Get out of the water!
01:11:11Oh!
01:11:13Eddie, for a second!
01:11:15Do get out of the pool, Mrs Monsoon!
01:11:17I would rather die, darling, than go back to all those hating faces!
01:11:21I mean, look at me, darling!
01:11:24All I've ever wanted was not to be fat and old, you know, darling?
01:11:30I mean, just to keep the party going.
01:11:33Now here I am, just fat and old and heated and nothing.
01:11:41Right, I'm getting in.
01:11:42Darling, I know you think, I don't know who I am and what I've done.
01:11:48But I do, darling, I do.
01:11:51Look, I'm disgusting.
01:11:54Always wanting everything, always taking more.
01:11:58Wearing stupid, ridiculous, small, small, small, shiny, stupid, ridiculous clothing.
01:12:04You think it's hard living with me?
01:12:06You should try being this end, darling.
01:12:09And it is all about me, and it has been.
01:12:12All about me.
01:12:13And me, Ed.
01:12:14Mum.
01:12:19Darling.
01:12:21I've never given you the love that you deserve.
01:12:27Before I go, I want you to know that I love you.
01:12:34I love you, Mum.
01:12:35And Lola's, Peter.
01:12:38And Pats.
01:12:39Pats.
01:12:41And...
01:12:42It's all right.
01:12:45You can let me go, darling.
01:12:48Let me go, I'm going to join Kate in the watery grave, aren't I?
01:12:52Let me go.
01:12:54Kate's not dead.
01:12:56What?
01:12:57What?
01:12:57What?
01:12:58She lives.
01:13:03Kate!
01:13:04Don't hold.
01:13:05Where's the party?
01:13:07The party is wherever you are, Kate.
01:13:09I lost everyone.
01:13:10Sometimes it's good to have lost some people, you know?
01:13:13You stay with me.
01:13:14We make another little party.
01:13:17You stupid, bloody, bollocking idiot!
01:13:21Why didn't you say that before?
01:13:23I just super hated myself!
01:13:25Oh!
01:13:41Hi, Kate, darling.
01:13:42No, I'm working for Nobu this week.
01:13:44The world is at your feet, darling.
01:13:45And I can make them stay there.
01:13:47Game-changing reinvention.
01:13:48You are the new face of Louis Vuitton menswear.
01:13:51I know.
01:13:52No, darling, I've done the big dump.
01:13:53I only represent you now.
01:13:54I've got rid of Emma Bunton, got rid of Lulu.
01:13:56I'm going to be a big cheese and a big apple.
01:13:59I am a big cheese.
01:14:00Thank you, darling.
01:14:06We are living the dream, darling.
01:14:07We are, darling.
01:14:11Here I am, a Gina Monsoon, on my way to...
01:14:14My book launch.
01:14:15Yeah.
01:14:19Oh, I lost my pelvic floor on take-off.
01:14:22Don't worry, Eddie, we'll pick it up on the way back.
01:14:24The fashion icon, Kate Moss, has been found safe and well
01:14:27five days after falling from a balcony into the river.
01:14:31It's been reported that she has been resting at the home of her new PR, Edina Monsoon.
01:14:36Why is Kate Moss still here?
01:14:38Mum's doing her PR now.
01:14:40Apparently she's never been so in demand since she went missing.
01:14:43So, darling, the plan is we're going to throw a huge party in Hyde Park,
01:14:47like a welcome back Kate party.
01:14:50Yeah.
01:14:51And darling, darling, darling, we should get Bollinger to give us a whole vintage.
01:14:55A whole vintage, darling.
01:14:56Eddie, you'll want to wear couture.
01:14:58Yeah, yeah.
01:14:59No, Stella.
01:15:00And am I still sending all the bills to Baroness Lublubljana Rothschild on...
01:15:06What?
01:15:07Mum, no!
01:15:07No, you can't do that.
01:15:09No, Eddie, no, no, no.
01:15:11Think of our life, our dream.
01:15:13You can't let this repellent little shrew take it away from us.
01:15:17Every time our life hits a good patch, this miserable piece of flesh has to ruin it.
01:15:22If you don't tell her, I will.
01:15:24Oh, you little bitch troll from hell.
01:15:28No!
01:15:45Lubia, I have something to tell you.
01:15:48I'm not a man.
01:15:50I know.
01:15:51And I'm not a woman.
01:15:54Oh.
01:15:55Oh.
01:15:56Oh.
01:15:58Oh.
01:16:03Well, you don't mind sleeping with him, her.
01:16:07What does it mean you don't need the strap on?
01:16:08I don't know.
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